Captain Ricard and Commander Piker edition>Previously on /trek/>>220664211
>>220681556>The American Civil War was overwhelmingly fought by volunteers. Over the course of the conflict, more than 90% of the Union soldiers and roughly 80% of Confederate soldiers initially enlisted voluntarily rather than being drafted.
Leave the off-topic crap in the other one.
star trek sex with shran
>>220681670>initiallylmao
>>220681720Those holodeck records were sealed.
Where is issue #6? #5 came out in February
>>220681947>indulges in the shitty nutrek retcon that is 7 of 9 being a lezI shall not be reading.
>>220681981WHO is that mysterious lady
>>220682000utter waste of a get
>>220682035answer the question
>>220681973> 7 of 9 being a lezFeels like the Borg biopod should’ve nipped that in the bud. Unless she’s a political lez
only wanked 3 times to troi today
>>220682078
the great shame of kurtzman trek is that if you rolled up all the resources they wasted it would be enough to produce another 170 ep series in the classic format.
>>220682192There was no way that was going to happen it that climate.
>>220682181Greek whore
I don't think Odo and Kira make sense together.I think Odo makes more sense with Laxwana Troi desu.
>>220682638Odo is the ultimate sexual partner. He's great with literally anyone.
>>220682680except hes a fag
Odo pretending to confess his love for Lwaxana was more believable than his relationship with Kira
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a84J54i_na8IT'S UP
What's your go-to 'bad' episode? I'm going with Threshold
Star Trek tickle torture with Janeway
>>220682951This looks like a troon
>>220682764the speech he gave when the got married made my eyes misty
>>220682992I'm tired of pretending Theshold was bad in any way.
>>220682992Outrageous Okona
>>220683086Not a bad episode either
>>220682992Profit and Lace
>>220683086Okona should've been the Grown up Wesley actor.
>>220682951>1 hoursynopsis?
>>220681646Imagine if the script for best of both worlds was used for a high production value borg movie instead of first contact. Vgh..
The Bajorans follow the Prophets.The Ferengi follow the Profits.
>>220682764Bajoran /pol/cels will surely get a lot of mileage out of their cleopatra being in bed with a changeling
>>220682992
>>220683691Lol wow that wizard's face in that picture does not reflect how bubbly he was in the episode.
>>220683670>Mysteriously made chief of security during occupation by the Cardassian official who ended up being an agent for the literal satan of their religion Hmm
>>220683812Odo follows orders, Dukat knows the value of loyalty.
Peak Trek music.https://youtu.be/fTvS7V04Zc4?si=kcN2pyXBkqQA5tQZ
Why did Star Trek die?
>>220681947Janeway's hubby moved on, declared her dead and got remarries.In her rebound phase, Janeway finds sexual healing in a little green frog named Apu.
>>220684181People tuning in to ENT S4 to give it one last chance were greeted by time traveling space Nazis.
>>220684181It got too caught up in the past.
NOW WAAT??
Can the ship's doc declare the captain unfit?
>>220684632yeah. from what I remember of the rules they can single handedly put the captain out of commission on their say so
>>220684632Yes.
>>220684632Yes, Starfleet Medical Regulation 121
>>220683086Outrageous Okona is too charming shitty to hate. But I can hate all the zoomers getting into Trek and expecting an HBO prestige drama. And then acting like campy episodes are some unforgivable sin.
>>220684737nobody said "hate." it's just bad. in a boring way.
>>220684779Go on.
Outrageous Okona being somehow irresistible is funny. The authors thinly veiled delusion, makes that episode on of my favorites to cringe to
>>220684885>here's my concept: a guy who is cosplayong as Indiana Jones because he's not good enough to actually be him is the entire point of an episodeI sleep
>>220684984You better not skip it on rewatches.
>>220685010I never skip anything. not even Meridian
episode types I don't care for;Dax and Worf Episodes. I am anticipating when Jadzia changes into Ezri so that can all be over.
>>220684984He was cosplaying as Han Solo because the producers wanted their own lovable rogue. Okona was probably going to be a recurring character like Guinan but leadership changed after season 2.
>>220685064dude whatever. he was gay and he sucked. TNG doesn't need a character like that. Riker was worthless enough already
>>220685064DSN had that Vash girl who was Q's ex. She was okona-like.
>Riker was supposed to be the "Kirk" backup in case Picard didn't work out but Riker was actually based off the retarded stereotype of Kirk and not how he actually was on the showjust realized this and my mind is blown a little bit
>>220685231and weirdly enough, the stereotype of Riker is not even carried out by how Riker actually acts in the show.
>>220685286Go on.
>>220685295In the show he fulfills the role of orderly and loyal officer who loves Troi. Not ladykiller.
Imagine the timeline where Jeffrey Combs got the Riker role he auditioned for.
>>220685634Too short to ever be a leading man sadly
>>220681646give left a top hat and...
>>220685655if he had got the part they would have ended up writing better stuff for Riker because Jeff is a more compelling actor.
>>220685675I don't think so. Riker was meant to be the potential new Kirk if Picard didn't work out. He always had a very defined character and never really strayed far from the initial concept in any way. He probably has the least character drift of any TNG character, when compared to the original concept.
>>220685655They probably could've gone for a Combs Riker if they had a tall Picard.
>>220685695>Riker was meant to be the potential new Kirk if Picard didn't work out.if they had cast Jeff they obviously would have shifted that concept to something that better suited him.
>>220685026Meridian has the hilarious Jeffrey Combs B-plot
>>220685712Doubtful.Also, we would've missed out on all of the Frakes' directing if he hadn't been in the TNG cast and he is legitimately a very good Trek director and directed a lot of great episodes.
>>220681646Left is a lumberjack, right is a concierge
>>220685737it's not hilarious and it doesn't do anything to save the episode. that's how bad the A plot is.>>220685742it's not doubtful. if someone saw an actor audition for a role that made them rethink the entire concept because they saw something in him it's totally possible it could have been reworked before going into production. if they had decided to cast Jeff they would have made it work around him. that's not doubtful at all. that's the job of industry professionals to pull off.
The smartest woman in the entire world and the world's biggest Trek fan says that Wrath of Khan is a garbage movie for retards. /trek/ will *never* recover from this.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a84J54i_na8
>>220685797buy an ad
>>220685797I agree with her. I don't care for any of the movies.
>>220685780>it's not hilariousYes it is>I've been waiting for you.
>>220685797>The smartest woman in the entire worldSo like 50 millionth ranked overall?
>>220685860the punchline is worth a snort out of the nose at best. far cry from hilarious.
>>220685797my favorite movies of the TOS Movies are:Star Trek III: Search for SpockStar Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country
>>220685780>it's not doubtful. if someone saw an actor audition for a role that made them rethink the entire concept because they saw something in him it's totally possible it could have been reworked before going into production. if they had decided to cast Jeff they would have made it work around him. that's not doubtful at all. that's the job of industry professionals to pull off.You are legitimately obsessed and are just fantasizing at this point. I hope you don't ever hurt Jeff in your psychosis.
>talking head has an opinionWorse that some retard stating their opinion as fact here is one that records themselves arguing that opinion for clicks. I hate social media so much it's unreal
>>220685905>3 + 6 == 8 .jej I'd delete that shit too pal
>>220685929it has nothing to do with Jeff. I don't know why you're obessed with me but you have no idea what I think or feel. I'm talking about when a hypothetical situation that didn't even happen. if they had cast an actor for reasons other than them fitting their initial concept for the character they would have made it work around him. that is just common sense. you fucking freak.
>>220685971Yeah pal I'm sure if they cast Tiny Tim as Captain Kirk they would've reimagined the character for himYou are mentally disturbed about Jeffrey Combs
Angela was right when she said the Picard show was garbage.
>>220685993yes. if you give a contract to an actor and you're going to pay them money to portray a character it's because you think they're going to be successful. i don't get why this is controversial in your mind.
>>220686020Well obviously they didn't think he would be successful in the role because they passed on him and went with Frakes instead who is better in every single way
>>220686063>a hypothetical situation is different from realityholy shit what a truthnvke. any other bombs you want to drop on us?
>>220685695>Riker was meant to be the potential new Kirk if Picard didn't work out.Riker was the go-to Away Team leader. If Picard was written off every Away team would be Data, Worf and Geordi.
the fangirls are fighting who's daddy is cuter again
>>220685797It's overrated but not shit. Star Trek just doesn't have great movies.
>>220686195can you give one example of why something was good because Riker was there?
If you rate the Trek movies as movies, Wrath of Khan is far and away the best one.If you rate the Trek movies as Star Trek movies, it's no longer in the top 3 but is still right there.
I just speedran the video. Wrath of Khan is bad because:1. Too much happens and it's discombobulated
>>220686292fair. Wrath of Khan is a classic pretty much everyone can enjoy.Voyage Home is my litmus test for Trek taste
>>220682992Even though I don't think it's a bad episode, a lot of people seem to think The Royale is bad and I enjoy it immensely.
>>220681737star trek sex with wesley
>>220686292which movies are top three?
>>220686266Every single appearance?
>>220686593Top 3 Trek movies?Voyage Home, Undiscovered Country, and TMP in no particular order. Insurrection is also very Trek-episode like from the TNG movies although it's like one of the "meh" two parters instead of one of the good ones.
>>220686617k
>>220686266>>220686656I'm legitimately not joking. You are underestimating how good Frakes is. His voice is the most important Riker component in my opinion. He has a very authoritative, commanding voice. Imagine Combs saying some of Riker's most notable lines and it just sounds wrong because Combs is soft-spoken and doesn't have the right sort of physique/voice for the role at all.>I don't need your fantasy women, Q!etcIt doesn't matter how good an actor is at their craft; they can still be wrong for a part. The best actor to ever play any Star Trek role is probably Brad Douriff's brief stint as Suder in VOY but could he play Captain Kirk? Could he play Riker? No, absolutely not.
>>220686716Frakes has nothing to do with it. Riker was a boring as fuck character no matter who they cast to read his lines.
>>220686840Nah, he's just not the kind of character that you personally like. But he is beloved by normal people.
>>220686716>Imagine Combs saying some of Riker's most notable linesyou have no idea what I was talking about. can you just stop replying to me? you're retarded and not worth my time.
>>220686880tell me you love the character who does nothing except be the Solid Snake to repeat the question so the audience can grasp what the situation is. go ahead. say it.
>>220686716you are just attached to frakes is all it's not a big deal man.
would y'all stfu? every position has been made clear, every argument voiced. you all know different opinions can exist in parralel, right?fuck me, thread was almost getting good there for a minute
>>220686899I do love the character who does nothing but repeat the question so the audience can grasp what the situation is.I also love the character who explains the technical aspect of that question.I also love the character who offers the non-human perspective of the outside about said question.I also love the character who immediately offers the extreme, military answer to that question.I also love the character that explains the emotional connotation of that question for the autistic audience.and I also love the character that assesses those options and makes the correct and diplomatic choice.Congratulations, you've now figured out how Star Trek: The Next Generation works!
>>220686965>I do love the character who does nothing but repeat the question so the audience can grasp what the situation is.so you love the character that's there for stupid people because you're stupid. that's fine. thanks for admitting it.
>>220686993No, I'm telling you that I'm intelligent enough to know and understand how the sausage is made while still suspending my disbelief and enjoying the narrative of Star Trek without autistically focusing on basic elements of creative writing composition.Ya fuckin' brainlet stalker.
>>220687015>No, I'm telling you that I'm intelligentyou're not very convincing. maybe you should gain more intelligence before trying to pull a "fast one" on me again.
>>220687032You've long since abandoned the logical argument for the angry ad homs. You lost a long time ago, cheeky little manlet stalker.
>mfw double melty
if you think i'm about to argue with a Riker dick rider you're wrong lol. that is enough of an L in itself.
What’s your favorite non trek sci fi show?
>>220687347Hollywood used to be cool
>>220687347Lost art
>>220686716>Imagine Combs saying >>I don't need your fantasy women, Q!Are you being ironic? That sounds awesome.
>knowing the day is coming where you wake up to the news how funny will it be if stewart goes first?
>>220687453>knowing I don't give a flying fuck about actors who portray my favorite charactersfeels great man
>>220686644Undiscovered Country is criminally underrated
>That time Picard told nostalgiawankers to piss off because the present and future were so exciting.Imagine trying to get away with this message in the big 26.
>you're a "Riker dickrider" if you believe the 6'4'' Frakes is better cast in the role than the 5'7'' Jeffrey Combs
>>220687502the internet was a mistake
>>220687547Frakes was the perfect person to cast to pretend to be stupid for the audience. i fully admit that. so what's your issue?
>they're still goingget a room you two
Geez all I did was say imagine how different things would've turned out if Jeff got the role.
>>220682078>Crusher/Troi exercise scene >block Troi from my mind>suddenly keyboard has a gallon of cum on it
>>220687640some people are too mentally retarded to do this "imagine" thing you speak of
>>220687640No, you made the argument the concession that while Combs would be miscast as a "spare Kirk" in case things with Picard didn't work out, that the writers would've "adapted the role for him" and completely changed Riker's identity. Except they passed on him and changed nothing and went with Frakes, so I said you were just fantasizing and you started to sperg out about how Frakes sucks and Riker sucks and blah blah blah.
You now remember Kinerts.
>>220687700These are the only posts I've made in this discussion:>>220685634>>220687640
>>220687792just makes it even weirder that I'm not even arguing with the guy who originally brought it up
>>220687806i'm not arguing with you. you have no point.
>>220687844I think you've had enough attention for one night.
>>220687925that's why you replied to me for literally no reason. you're obsessed with me for some reason I can't comprehend. no more (You)s
>>220687502Imagine getting away with this speech in 20012+(-17986)
>>220687944>you're obsessed with meI think your cheese is sliding off of your cracker, mate.
freedom is one nacelle
>>220687965you're literally accusing anons of being me because you're so rabidly obsessed. post more reaction images of star trek characters laughing. that will turn back time for sure.
>>220687945An actual parent with lived experience wrote that. And this is why modern television is so awful. Everybody speaks at a fifth grade level. They think the height of success is writing something that goes viral for a week.
>>220687776scotty's... friend?
>>220687945No Picard that’s transphobic!
alright, watching Profit and Lace. What am I in for?
>>220688115a bad and boring episode
>>220688115Dragkino
>>220685949This proto vulcan looks like he fucks his daughter.
>>220688132But every Ferengi Episode is good.
>>220688153is that what reddit told you?
>>220688160No, I've watched all of them up to this one I'm currently watching. They're all top tier 'sodes.
>>220687968freedom is no nacelle
>>220688115Ferengi fun. Quark is not a crossdresser, he disguises himself as a woman as part of a scheme, the whole discussion around it being somehow part of the culture war is retarded and a symptom of the sickness of our time.
>>220679603Roddenberry imagined them as having huge dicks, and being extremely driven to being sexually promiscuous.
>>220688241at least they got big ears for oomox
fun factKlingons have two dicks and four ballsthat is all
>>220688241They are the most consistently pervy of all the races. Incidentally Jatzia Dax’s favorite race as welll…
>>220688203The people desire modelkino not CGI shit
>>220688391Worf must’ve had them removed. Otherwise they’d show in the s1 jumpsuit
>>220688408Jadzia also had an additional vaj installed for maximum worf dicking. she's a freak.>>220688442like a Klingon gangbang, I'll take everything as long as it's done well and with love
whoa what the heck. Dr. Bashir gave Quark hormones?!
>>220688484I anticipate Jadzia turning into Ezri so that the Worf stuff can stop.
worf is a coward
>>220688518quark is a niggard
>>220688592this fake title card doesnt make any sense
>>220687945imagine saving a pasta pic with a typo
>>220688614don't try to argue with him he's really invested in trying to not be funny or clever at all
>>220683079It's a great body horror episode for most of its runtime.
thinkin' 'bout that cheese
Neelix made you a fresh batch
star trek sex with tom and harry
>>220689198Porthos>Spot any day of the week. Nepo Cap Archer would have a beagle though.
>>220688516>>220688592You have to do a Voyager one now, thems the rules
>>220686463The Royale is pure kino
>>220689486Spot saved the day once. Porthos got them in trouble.
>>220689935Based Porphos escalates the stakes and keeps the plot interesting
>>220689872I don't like V*yager
>>220690034
There's a whole contingent of Trekkies who despise all holodeck/holosuite eppies on principal as well as similar 'sodes like The Royale and even The Thaw. I'll never understand them.
>>220690173one must realize that a lot of people who claim to like Star Trek are legitimately mentally retarded. you see it every day, even in our very one /trek/ general.
>>220690173So they hate the Sherlock Holmes episode? Fucking subhumans. We must purge them.
>>220681646Is pretending I'm Riker a good formula for getting better at socializing? I am already growing my beard out again.
>>220690199*own
>>220690210As long as youre 6’ 8”
>>220690263I'm 6'3, is that good enough
It was a faceoff hazard
>>220690294A faceoff hazard is what killed poor Durst.
>>220690210no dear. the goal is to discover and nurture your very own unique personality, not copy that of a fictional character. if your imagination is trained enough, you can use characters who inspire you as advisors, but the actions and thoughts themselves must be yours or you're risking serious depression and worse.I recommend you try to find three things you enjoy in life first, one for the body, one for the mind, one for the soul, and start doing those regularly just for the enjoyment of it, it is important not to set goals in your hobbies. I recommend a little home workout, reading of books you enjoy and long walks. keep those to yourself for as long as possible, you don't want to attach your socials to them immediately or run around telling everyone about your new obsession, these are for you and noone else. the rest follows naturally.and keep your time online limited, this place kills the soul.good luck
So did i just watch ds9: the thing: the episode, or what?
>>220690210beards are ugly. but if you have an ugly face then growing a beard would be an improvement because it obscures your ugly face.
Say his name
Am I doing this right?link also for others:https://trek.epicrandomness.com/
>>220690374BABY YODA
>>220690359>beards are ugly.unkempt long ones, yes. I posit short and well groomed ones work well
>>220690382no
>>220690399>work wellif you have an ugly face
>>220690374M'Benga
>>220690382
>>220690431Frakes has a kinda ugly face
Do one for a trois moms servant episode
>>220690382>https://trek.epicrandomness.com/
>>220690553the link is right there, pakled
>>220690491kek
>>220690337Like the entire episode was the movie and Sisko was Kurt Russell they literally did the blood thing and had the bald guy be the red herring. Self destruct sequence was the same as alien 1. I love good trek but man have i seen "the Adversary" before.
>>220690491>>220690536>>220690545>>220690559>>220690579>>220690612everyone gets a (you), these are fun
>>220690475yeah, it looks uneven or a bit lopsided. he looks better with a beard.
>>220690763
Amazing, none of the series gene roddenberey didn't have a hand in are good.
>>220690824>>220690753kekarooo
It is morally correct to exterminate the Borg, to the last drone.
>>220690607Did you ever think Eddington was a Changeling?
>>220690953Fun fact, the writers toyed with this
>Captain's log, Stardate 42104.3. A trade dispute has broken out between the Trade federation and the people of Naboo
star trek sex with icheb
>>220683079Somehow, Kahn has returned.
>>220690034>I don't like V*yagertastelet
Betazed looks suspiciously similar to the Enterprise Arboretum
Lol, none of O'Brien's kids even look like him. They're all intensely Asian.
>>220691054Id watch this
>>220684508WE GAAAN
>>220690210>the virgin finger point >the chad crotch exposureImagine trying to just do your job as a helmsman and your commander won't get his bulge out of your face
For a franchise that prides itself on providing some kind of vaguely scientific explanation for most of their fictional elements the voyager aeroponics bay is really lazy. There were working hydro- and aeroponic concepts around at the time of filming, none of which would look anything like this. A buch of tubes lined against the wall with fake plants sticking out would be closer to reality and easier to do than these weird flimsy constructions.
>>220691364Kek this is the best one
>>220691364LOL
>>220691222Picard would resolve the whole thing in 45 minutes, no podrace requires.>A cloaked assailant? Beam him into the brig, hold his weapon for study
>>220691177
>>220691364>I'm gay, Picard, and I'm here to make you an offer.>Q! Get out of my bed!>The sonic shower, then?>Q!
>>220691454Q sodomizes Picard to teach him a valuable lesson about life
>>220691488annoying that it keeps copy-pasting the link before I see it.
>>220691488aww
>>220691480>Q! Enough of this! That man is not me! I demand that you return me to my proper orientation!
Did /trek/ ultimately win? And if so, at what cost?
>>220691570
>>220691598>>220691625>>220691636
Make one that says Neelix gets an iPad please and thank you
the solution to 18 year old Molly being to send her back alone was so horrible.
>>220691694What made you question it?
>>220681737You lost tranny
>>220691722jej
>>220691723I wish we all lost trannies
>>220691694Feral Molly got scooped up by the USS Neverwere before she could be erased from time
>>220691703was Federation Therapy so bad? She could've been rehabilitated.
>>220691819how did they look at Will Wheaton and think that he would grow up to look like that? Okona would of been a good future Wesley Stand in. They had the same facial structure.
>>220691862What, like a drink?
>>220691886His dad wasn't even that chaddish desu
>>220691862the doctor, receiving my thanks
>>220691913how fucking new r u
>>220691998I know the fucking reference you fuck, I was making a funny haha about how the phrasing makes it sound like a drink
>>220691862thanks doc
>>220692023you dared to respond with any other phrase than the sacred words that bind our society together since time immemorial. you, sir, are a scoundrel and a thief of virtue. I denounce you, may your palms always be sweaty and your soles always itchy from now until eternity.
>>220681646Commander Piker looks like a chechen.
watched some more strange new worlds, skipped to "Ad Astra Per Aspera"(2x2) cause it has a trial theme clearly inspired by "Measure Of A Man" and yeah... that's not it. Kurtzman just can't write with the intelligence and wit needed to pull off something like that. The campy 'sodes are fun and well done, visuals work well enough and the actors can be legitimately great, but it all falls apart the second the writers want to tackle any themes beyond surface level values and manners.My final Kurtztrek rating is Academy>SNW>Prodigy and the rest is unwatchable trash.
I love root beer, fellow hu-mons.My favorite place to knock back a few cold ones after a long hard day of not earning any profit has gotta be Quark's.
>>220693342Come to Quark'sQuark's is funCome right nowDon't walk, run!1/10th bar of latinum equivalent has been attributed to your tab at Quark's
>>220693757what's a bar of latinum in USD anyway?
>>22069380842k
>>220693808Only time we see those currencies touch is "Little Green Men" 'sode and Quark doesn't want anything to do with it, expects actual resources instead.
>>220694441Reminds me of that guy from Insurrection
>>220695245a galaxy doesn't really have a face, does it? it's not like a planet which has a surface
>>220695268kek good point
>>220695407>>220695407>>220695407
>>220683116I can fix Teri Hatcher's chin and jaw in character creator.
