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star trek sex with shran
sneed
i can beat up everyone in this thread.
>>220695413star trek sex with wesley
>>220695447but i'm a lover not a fighter
>>220695421>sneed is ferengii thought sneed is ocampan
>>220695407God, Pulasky sucked so hard.
>>220695421>>220695514sneed is a talaxian furfly.
>>220695519did she also eat shit?
>>220695519you suck
>>220695554eat shit
pulaski is best doctor. puts that fag picard in his place
Why don't you come back later on? Shran and me will find us some low mileage pit woofies, and help'em build a memory.
>>220695617picard is not homogayfag
>>220695792he us actually quite the big gay.
>>220695792
>>220695805>>220695809Patrick Stewart is gay but Picard isn't
>>220695820its the other way.
>>220695809Gandalf the gay Gandalf the zesty Gandalf of many colors
>>220695617The only thing I can say against Pulaski is she had that old lady haircut and her stupid patients and Data being an appliance made her look bitchy.
>>220695809i knew elmo is gay but i didn't know he was out of the closet. i also didn't know he's so tall.
Pulaski was simply too far ahead of the timesWe're 5 to 10 years away from Data-tier AI, less if we're going by social skills and verbosity alone.Data seemed very human to me when tng aired, now I could very much see him simulating everything including attachment to Tasha Yar and Picards book gift.
>>220695809just found out he isn't, was convinced based on pic related. kinda intense for a kiss with the bros i'd say but it's whatever
>>220696111there is no excuse for data being allowed to serve in starfleet after demonstrating that he can copy anyones voice codes and lock out any system.
What did she mean by this
>>220697030This is secretly what the Borg drone wanted to do to Picard but didn't have the balls
>>220696111>We're 5 to 10 years away from Data-tier AII'll take "Things Retards Say" for 500, Alex.
>>220697030hes such a square
based
>>220697116>You know, that was a very sexy thing you just said.
>How will I know if shran really loves me?>I say a prayer with every heartbeat>I fall in love whenever we meet>I'm asking you 'cause you know about these things>How will I know if shran's thinking of me?>I try to phone but I'm too shy (can't speak)>Falling in love is so bittersweet>This love is strong, why do I feel weak?
>>220697030>Picard very carefully looks both ways before exiting the turbolift>JEAN-LUC YOU DELICIOUS MAN!How can people say they hate Lwaxana?
>>220697299I would have fucked her brains out
>>220697306exactly
>>220697299Lwaxana is one of those characters that you grow to love with each appearance and appreciate even more with each rewatch.
>>220695447Bring it on, I'll ambojutsu your ass into next week.
>>220697999Hey, it looks just like the action figure I had in the 90s!
This version of the crew was cooler.
>>220697578Ara
>>220698178shame it was all Kyrian lies
>In the Voyager relaunch novels, Chakotay's sister was named Sekaya (β), and was the spiritual leader of his tribe.>In the comic book Star Trek: Voyager - Homecoming, Issue 5, Chakotay is greeted by his brother Wemak, a transgender man.
>>220698349>trannies still exist futuristic technology still can’t change your gender ? I thought Quark got a full gender change though
/trek/ still has a lot of healing to do.
>>220698397ferengi are frogs
>remember scott bakula has a tranny son>piss myself laughing
Why did he look older here but way younger in TNG a couple years later?
>>220696111she wasn't ahead of the times. Kirk treated androids the same way if not worse
>>220695617Unironically more attractive, better acted and much more believable as a doctor than that used up ginger roastie
>>220698604Just no. Polaski was cool in her own way but Crusher was still a true hottie.
>>220695407Was Worf balding?
>>220698677>Crusher was still a true hottieTry, in a lipstick on a pig kind of way
ATTENTION CARDASSIAN CITIZENS!
>>220698772Klingons are 10heads by default
>>220698349>>220698397The Quark getting a full gender change episode upset the trannies because even though it depicts precisely the technology that they say they want to exist in action, it reminds them that in their current states they are abominable freakshows.
>>220695896All child actors grow up anon, usually into gay burnouts too.
>>220698287YJK
>>220698349>In the comic book Star Trek: Voyager - Homecoming, Issue 5, Chakotay is greeted by his brother Wemak, a transgender man.God damn when will they finally fuck off? It's Star Trek, if you want to swap genders you should be able to with a transporter accident or some other technobabble, not be permanently stuck in an imitation state pretending it's normal. Trannies are insufferable.
>>220698948Would you step into the ready room?
Computer, lock onto Wesley's lungs and beam them 2 kilometers off the port bow
>>220698287I'm still mad we got another forced Lwaxana episode and not Alexander bonding with Worf's human parents. That would have been foreshadowing for when he dumps him on when he leaves DS9.
>>220698349Why give his sister a name close to Seska?
>>220699913He won.
>>220699964> I'm still mad we got another forced Lwaxana episode and not Alexander bonding with Worf's human penisthat’s how I read it. I’ve been here too long
>>220698928I would’ve thought it pissed trannies off because Quark didn’t spend the episode self-harming from reverse dysphoria because his brain is heckin le male gendered
>this 1990s show wasn't progressive enough by our 2020s standards>seven of nine... is gay!>there, now we've corrected the mistake.
>>220700256I don't know what's worse, shoving her and Chakotay together at the 11th hour or deciding 25 years later than she should be lesbians.She should have predatorily stalked and claimed Ensign Kim as her mate to teach her about sexuality.
>>2207003237 was milfy in PIC, I'll give her that. Should have been the 7 of 9 show about her learning about sex from females of all races.
>>220700561>7 was milfy in PICI didn't watch that crap
Now THIS is TABLE.
Good Saturday afternoon.
>>220701228Janeway in red makes no sense in the TOS era.She was a science officer and then command, so blue or gold.
>>220701228Barracks bunny young Janeway.
>>220701228>Reporting for duty, Captain
>>220701228Janeway stinks
soothingwarmththe muffling carpet
>>220701302I think (you) stink, anon
>>220701647
>>220701685The entire crew is models who can act. It’s the opposite of most new trek. The dance man,
>>220701510How can you be comfy without 70's wall to wall carpet
>>220701281She doesn’t exist in TOS era. She just likes the cut.
>>220701299Awesome!
star trek sex with tom and harry
>>220701510wall to wall carpet is so good.
>>220701510I like his quartershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5OjxAvxgE8
A tale as old as time?
>>220701685real life sex with mommy
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