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>>220695407
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star trek sex with shran
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>>220725027
You won.
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this was a wild revelation
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>>220725067
the revelation for me was how handsome Casey Biggs is without makeup
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WHAT THE FUCK THIS WAS THE SAME DUDE????
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What is the best AI Concept episode of Star Trek?
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Did they ever explain why every alien race has religion, but not the humans? Seems kind of weird.
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>>220725312
God obviously exists, but it isn't the Karmic or Abrahamic gods.
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>>220725126
Kek, even in Krull you can tell he's combing it forward. What a bald fraud.
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>cycles
>rotations
>harvests
>repetitions
>forebears
>offspring
>descendants
why does the universal translator do this
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>>220725312
We met our gods and they’re either assholes or morons.
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>>220725027
star trek sex with wesley
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>>220725126
holy shit
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>>220725312
Instances of religions I can think of that actually had relevance:
Bajorans believe in wormhole gods, who actually exist.
There's the planet where any crime is punished by death, and it's revealed that there's actually a powerful deity alien satellite that enforces it.

I think religion still exists in humans in the trekverse, but you only see the starfleet enlisted ones who are wearing uniforms and under military discipline.
I haven't watched trek in half a decade so other anons can correct me and call me a retard.
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>>220723949
>I didn't really forget her, but she's just an extension of Neelix to me in S1
She gets one or two good episodes before she departs, I really like the one where she's traveling back through time over her life with amnesia.
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>>220725764
No one is ever really gone.
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the fatigue is real
Star Trek is ded
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>>220726481
The cruise is sold out.
https://startrekthecruise.com/pricing/
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>>220725312
Humans have religion but not Christianity.
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>>220725013
Which ST should I start with as a newfag? I've seen some of the og episodes and they're fine. But apart from og, which is best? New Gen?
I liked the orville too.
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>>220726540
nice larp
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>>220726527
Remember when Ro Laren had to give up her earring because Starfleet regulations?
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>>220726540
Lower Decks
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>>220726595
Not a good example. The end of that episode had Picard give her special permission to wear it.
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>>220726673
He also mentions that Bajorans reached peak civilization when Humans still had fur. The Bajoran prophets are a tangible phenomenon with clear evidence of their existence. Their culture isn't based around a 2,000 year old cult.
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>>220726732
careful.
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>>220725312
Humans in Star Trek are meant to be the enlightened race that moved past religion while the aliens represent humanity's flaws so of course they have religion. Roddenberry was a humanist which is why it's like this. Nowadays it's more like Christianity doesn't exist past the TOS era. Chatokay has his native spiritual stuff and nu-Trek has shown Islam still exists.
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>>220726916
CHRIST IS KING
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>>220726944
Christmas was secular enough already back when Generations came out. By Star Trek future time the religious origins might not be more than trivia within Christmas crackers.
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>>220726916
After 2063's first contact, world religions would have had to adapt to a new reality. Sure, Christianity had no problem incorporating the Big Bang into their belief system, but I doubt they'll see the salt vampire as made in God's image. Everything will shatter after first contact, and rigid beliefs like Islam won't survive, if they even survived WW3.
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Why aren't there any Muslims on Star Trek?
Because it's set in the future, silly
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>>220727135
Lold but man Bajor is the worst parts of Jews and muslims combined with the papacy
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>>220725283
The Thaw
Really shows the potential of the AI concept in horror.
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>>220726944
>now available at your local Hallmark store
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>>220726540
Assuming you're serious, either TOS or TNG but you have to go in expecting a televised stage play. If go in expecting Netflix production values. you're gonna have a bad time. Think of it as a window into the past and the future at the same time. I say TNG is more newcomer friendly since it sets up the world better than TOS, which is basically a 1960s western in space.
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>>220726944
Imagine everyone replicating their presents because noone can buy anything, and you can't get drunk either when dad keeps ranting about how inferior Cardassians are
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>"exploration" ship
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>>220727602
Archer realized pretty early on that the universe is full of hostile aliens and recommended a decent armament for future missions.
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>>220727591
I'm celebrating Christmas on the holodeck.
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>>220727735
with the real Jesus?
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>>220727761
With Carl Sagan
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I was worried this episode wasn't going to hold up to my memory of it because Vic's introduction in His Way was a lot more abrupt and forced than I remembered, and overall S7 has had a notable decrease in writing quality, but nah this is still my favorite episode in all of Star Trek. It's basically just Nog going NEET while playing a business sim game. The PTSD drama and Vic learning how much it means to truly live are just cherries on top of raw comfykino.

Why are casino episodes so damn cozy?
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>>220727788
based
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>>220727788
With Neelix. We celebrate Talaxian Life Day.
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>>220727894
>Life
Not so fast.
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>A satanic power had taken over our whole country, which had been able to occupy key-positions in our intellectual and spiritual life, and in our political and economic life. From these key-positions, they were able to control and monitor the whole Federation. This power has at the time, the ability to persecute legally those who fight against it, and prevent others from creating a resistance to its advance.

>If I tell you that there are powerful people who are oppressing you to defend their own interests, you'll call mea progressive, a liberal, and a reformer. If I tell you who those people are, you'll call me a Maquis.
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>>220725312
Gene was a troubled man of great talent. Bajorans would've been different had he still been in charge. Wish they'd just canonize the big three, faith really shouldn't be that much of a deal
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I am so glad to see Ezri Dax.

Finally Dax is free from Worf and Jadzia.
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>>220725013
I hope somebody has this painting
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Akoocheemoya
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Bajor, whatever happened there
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>corporate sends drones to bali to end remote work
>janeway decides to dump lsd in the water main
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>>220728026
sisko was a bitch
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>>220728661
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should've just went with the fae folk story instead but aliens vs cowboys kinda worked too so why not
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fair haven hirogen nazi rematch
quote the Irish Journal
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Ezri better not go with Worf.
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They’re an extremist faction that believes in Europe for the Europeans
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klingon janeway
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why yes, i watch my nazi episodes with italian audio and romanian subtitles, as the führer intends. so happy you noticed.
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come sit with me, i shall order us a bottle of 1942 chateau picard. excellent vintage
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trust me bro. italian accent french and german is sex
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i found racist picard
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yeah man, they went there
a show for the whole family :3
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>>220725764
They should have emphasized her youth more, that or her nubility.
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that old black magic
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>>220728167
Sadly it was probably immediately painted over for some other Paramount production that required a painting. It never showed up in any auction AFAIK and it's not exactly the easiest thing for someone to take home without someone else noticing.
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who this?
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>>220730144
You just cut it out of the frame and roll it up. No one would notice.
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>>220730195
Sitting Bull, a great Indian chief.
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they really went all in on this one
man, the 90s were wild
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>>220730333
Check out Patterns of Force
The 1960s were wild
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>KIRA: Seven years. Do you know how many Bajorans died in labour camps during that time? Died, while my mother sat sipping kanar with Dukat.
>SISKO: So that means that you are responsible for the murder of over five million Bajorans on your watch. True or false!
Any other lines that mention The Numbers?
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>>220730333
The average X-Files episode looks better visually than most streaming shows. And they produced 200 episodes and a movie in the time that Stranger Things produced 40.
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>>220730333
>>220730456
>making a historically accurate period piece?
>sheesh the __s were wild lil homie!!!
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>>220730507
yeah homie, this ran at prime family hours for me. imagine today, the internet would be in flames with 40 talking head screeching per second uploaded to youtube.
whoever gets to do chudtrek when kurtz contract runs out better do a sequel or i'll call them pussy
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>>220727841
I usually hate the holodeck, but there are some damn good Vic episodes. I also love the one where he plays match-maker to Odo and Kira, and the one where everybody has to team up to help him win the casino back from a gangster. The B plot of Sisqo being a whiny little bitch because there were no black high rollers in real life is dumb though, but at least it's over quickly.
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>>220730620
Yeah because it wasn't at all offensive to see a swastika or any other historical memorabilia in those days, it was just put in the proper historical context

Nobody was having a meltdown because somebody made a movie about the civil war and a rebel flag was shown
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>>220730507
Yeah these episodes couldn't be considered "controversial" or anything
Can you imagine if a Star Trek episode was banned in Germany from 1968-1995? Something that was banned from public consumption for decades could be considered "wild"
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>>220725013
Star Trek is propaganda. The ships are real. I was shown them years ago. Don't trust the media and Government. 1000% crooked.
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>>220730686
This episode was banned in the U.K. for decades.
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spock is a slut
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>>220730681
i say let them screech. boldly go where noone has gone before. gay nazi hirogen murdersquad. chakotay is sent to the delta quadrant to negotiate peace, has to prove in court that hirogen culture can be respected and protected. every time he loses he gets hunted down and raped to death. his final death before he gives up has him trying to explain his medicine bundle.
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>>220731013
What's it like to hate the people that put america on the moon and then promote the people that kept them as slaves while promoting freedom?
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>>220731157
>Don't tell me that Man doesn't belong out there. Man belongs anywhere he wants to go, and he'll do plenty well when he gets there
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What's this new schizobabble about a racist Picard?
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>>220731250
Why can't they ever make it something interesting like how Data probably has a cloaca
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>>220731157
nobody's ever been to the moon dumbass, real life isn't Star Trek
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>>220731268
>why can't election tourists be interesting?
did you seriously ask that?
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Oh boy, Ezri and the Orion Syndicate. Two things nobody cares about for the price of one.
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tear up like a woman every time at the end of lower decks (the tng ep obviously)
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Star Trek the Next Generation is filmed before a live studio audience.
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>>220731268
sun young moon made him fully functional. That means he has a penis.
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>>220731286
it was a rhetorical question
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https://youtube.com/shorts/C1uAQQ8ilMc
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star trek sex with david corwin
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>>220731419
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>>220731412
if he's FULLY functional that means he has a penis and a pussy and you can get him pregnant
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>>220731412
yeah but why couldn't he have a penis and a cloaca
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>>220731457
Kim Eel Sung isn't into chickenbutts
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>>220731457
What do you think a cloaca is?
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>>220731477
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>>220731483
it's just like a fashion accessory right
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racist picard
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>>220731250
nutrek spammer troon got really triggered by a random shitpost a few days ago and has since incorporated it into their LLM
that being said Picard is a mere racial realist, and could never hold a candle to the racism of someone like Data
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>You will never have a bedroom with a window on the Enterprise

https://youtube.com/shorts/W8IyWIaWoME
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>>220726593
Sadly I'm being genuine.
>>220727556
I was serious. Thank you for a sincere reply.
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>>220731607
Imagine balding before 30
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>>220730507
>lights on at night during ww2
>historically accurate
Hope you like getting bombed goy
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>>220731412
Fully functional means Soong gave him an anus in case he turned out gay.
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>>220726540
any of the big three tng, ds9 and voy or starfleet academy
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>>220731607
picard is not racist
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>>220731815
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is this picard racist?
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>>220731681
Joke's on you; I don't have to imagine.
Checkmate.
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>>220731825
a racist statement done in ignorance. racists do it on purpose. everyone does an accidental racism sometime
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>>220731886
>im not ignorant so i can be as racist as I want without it being racism
B-based!
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the fuck you talking about
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Should Starfleet academy institute affirmative action? Obviously standards are too rigorous for the differently-vantaged if Worf was the only Klingon able to get in. Would it offend the Vulcans?
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>>220731825
that's not racist, dumbass.
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>>220732030
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star trek sex with tom and harry
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>>220732047
i don't see what's racist about that. so what if you're not fully aware of what another person is thinking? he's not a betazoid.
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>>220732081
Why you gotta specify the race bro
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>>220732047
you're clutching at straws. that's not racist at all.
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>>220732109
i'm not your bro, betazoid rapist.
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>>220732081
it's a prejudice based on race. worf is responsible for his own actions and emotional control, being klingon has nothing to do with it.
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>>220732111
Most racism isn’t racism. It’s not like blackface is racist either. But HR wouldn’t stand for it
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>>220732146
it's not prejudice if it's true.
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>>220732146
that looks gay
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>>220732147
straws and mental gymnastic lies.
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>>220731785
He fucked Tasha Yar, the Borg queen and all of the women in any of Geordi 's holodeck programs. He had a penis.
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>>220732147
blackface can be racist depending on context. intention is very important.
>>220732172
plenty of klingons behave very different from worf and many members of other species behave similar. race has nothing to do with it, worf is responsible for his own actions. just remove the word klingon and you got yourself a respectable observation
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>>220732230
he fucked them with his finger and tongue. he has no penis.
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>>220732172
The whole concept of non-racism started as an enlightenment thought of like
>yeah like of course all these stereotypes about different races are basically true as a general theme
>but we shouldn’t assume that and hold it against a person because we’re smart enough to assess case by case
>even if 99.999999% of cases turn out to be exactly as the stereotype implies

And then people sort of lost the plot because they’re too fucking lazy so the only way they could pull it off was through denial of the stereotypes as existing at all
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>>220732250
Soong spent hundreds of hours lovingly hand-crafting Data's Doong.
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Reminder Soong had 50 years on his wife and knew her since she was born
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>>220731886
even accidental is unacceptable and in some ways, is far worse because it reveals their subconscious thoughts. such impurity must be purged, as they prove redemption is not possible
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>>220732358
sheesh. chill, retard
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>>220732318
That's crazy
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>Polygon: "Akiva Goldsman’s biggest regret was not being able to bring William Shatner back to play a version of Kirk who decided to stay in Depression-era New York with Edith Keeler. The showrunners tried to make that happen every season and even worked on several scripts ..."
These people do not understand Star Trek.

The reason Kirk does his duty and protects the timeline instead of following his heart and his emotions is the WHOLE POINT OF STAR TREK. He does the right thing. He puts everything above himself. He doesn't make the selfish choice. That's what Star Trek is all about.

Based Shatner for telling these skinwalkers to fuck off with their terrible subversive ideas about how you should prioritize emotions and identity above even the greater good.
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>>220732420
>Ensign anon, the Fairhaven program is shared by the entire crew, I don't care if they're just holograms you can't keep burning down the town and slaughtering the characters
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>>220732318
Soong is also the result of at least 2 centuries of incest. 4 if you count nuTrek.
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>>220732501
Come out you Black and Tans,
Come out and fight me like a man
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Show your wife how you won medals down in Flanders
Tell her how the IRA made you run like hell away,
From the green and lovely lakes of Killeshandra
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uhh DS9 has a classic Baseball Team 'sode.
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>>220733014
I liked it
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>>220733014
DEATH TO THE OPPOSITION
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>>220733057
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>>220733152
Lol that was funny.
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Niners, as I've recently taken to calling them.
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>>220733152
>>220733186
That isn't funny when you consider that Worf literally killed a child during a soccer match. Really tone deaf by DS9 writers but hey it's not like they ever respected anything that Star Trek or its characters stood for.
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>>220732147
Racist just means you spoke blasphemy against judeo-liberal orthodoxy and nothing more.
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>>220733421
>leaves that kid's parents without a child
>leaves his child without parents
It's all very Taoist.
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Man Worf really hates kids doesn't he? He also brainwashed murdered his brother and I feel that's somehow related.
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>>220733657
Worf is just really dumb and also just a bad person
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>>220732147
>>220732247
The only time I ever saw meanspirited blackface was when Ted Danson, Sarah Silverman and Justin Trudeau did it.
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>>220733694
self-righteous freaks of all "sides" deserve what's coming for them and more. outrage grifters the whole lot.
fuck federation, fuck dominion, maquis forever
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>>220731607
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Early TNG was so comfy when it looked like frank lloyd wright and had synth music
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https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Tigan_family
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>>220734097
thank you brothers
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>>220734213
thank you
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>>220734259
someone edit that one to be looking unto angel one for me
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star trek sex with tom and harry
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>>220734099
The upper right one is so cool. I don't like random abstract/brutalism architecture but things that look like actual space outposts on wild untamed planets are kino
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>>220734819
it's also unlivable cuz it's over a fucking creek and everything mildews up
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>>220734851
thats what magic space technology is for
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>>220734858
ah yes in that case how fucking sick would that be
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>Kamin are you sure you want to program this probe with so much detail about your wife's genitalia?
>Yes! People have to know!
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aliens probably all have really weird junk
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>>220735385
How much freedom did Picard have in the memory? Could he do fucked up stuff like molest his kids?
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>>220735463
haha i was just thinking that >:3
btw im also trans
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>>220734385
Thank god we're building data centers so AI can generate every unfunny dumb fucking idea you want to inflict upon the world
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>>220735458
It's so fucking over...
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>>220735385
Do you think O’Brien and Picard would’ve bonded over their shared fictional memories of another life if they ever ran into one another again?
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>>220737227
no
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>>220737227
no
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>>220728118
It's not over yet, buddy.
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>>220737227
Who was the top?
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>>220730223
>sitting
Ha
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>>220737574
greenie tried to be so the mic iced him
obrien aint nobody's bitch
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>>220727713
Version 1 of the Enterprise was rubbish. They should've refit it before it went into the Expanse.
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>>220726527
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>>220738642
Siddig is a Mussulman
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>>220725067
it was retarded
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>>220738729
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>>220738729
He looks pretty scrawny to me
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She was still an adult and they're married
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Is Malcolm the least interesting main crew member from any Star Trek show?
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>>220739655
He's more interesting than Travis.
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i'd hit Mayweather's sweetspot, if you catch my drift
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I swear when you close your eyes and listen to them entering in commands on the console it just sounds like they are putting something in the microwave lol
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>>220739762
Big Freight Cargo
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>>220734099
Comfy
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klingon bastard!
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>>220740467
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>you see data its just not the same with the safey protocols enganged
>theres no thrill in choking a prositute to death if her fingernails cant even break your skin.
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>>220734142
>The Tigan family was the family of Ezri Tigan, the last known Trill joined to the Dax symbiont.

Huh, so SFA and Tawny Newsome's Dax is non-canon? Neat.
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>>220741225
yes but memoryalpha has no say in it
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Star Trek!
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does it have to be hands or does it work as long as any parts are touching for 3 days?
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>Releasing the cyanide gas.
>Thank you, Janeway.
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>>220741760
Kek
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eating good in the neighborhood
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>>220741225
It’s only a matter of time until Disney Star Wars is is decanonized. Once that happens Ellison will wipe the Trek slate clean as well.
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>>220742454
Where/when should chudtrek branch?
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>>220743181
Everything released after Terra Prime is non-canon.
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>>220743444
checked for Love
Computer, give me
>Let's pretend we are aboard a Federation Timeship tasked with the mission to find a good spot for the "Chudtrek" timeline. Our Captain has just ordered me, their first Officer, in running the simulations for a split in the finale of the Star Trek: Enterprise episode "Terra Prime" (4x21). Pick three possible chaotic events where a time agent could be inserted to create a branch of Star Trek movies in line with David Ellisons view of the future if it was written by director duo Jonathan Goldstein and John Francis Daley of "Dungeons and Dragons" (2023) fame.
and replicate me a raktajino extra bitter
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Simulations running. Still all a bit vague but I got three solid points of chaos to triangulate something from
>Simulation Alpha: The Verteron Array Overclock
we can blow up the Verteron Array, point it somewhere else, change its strength or fuel a mcguffin with the energy
>Simulation Beta: The Sickbay MacGyver
Clone Baby can be made genetically impure and dies from crossbreeding, creating the emotional tragedy that unites Earth and Vulcan.
>Simulation Gamma: The San Francisco Gala Heist
We Flashbang Archers speech and kill everyone except Archer, Shran and Soval who escape on a dusty, museum-model NX-Alpha warp-sled from the lobby floor. The Coalition of Planets is forged not by a beautiful speech, but by a group of highly stressed alien diplomats pulling off an improvised, adrenaline-fueled tactical heist together.

Good Shit, I especially like the Idea of Adventure movies featuring Archer, Shran and Soval.
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Always wonder what bajor jail for this guy must of been like, probably got the death sentence come to think of it
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I say we fuel a mcguffin, something chronitron maybe, with the Array juice, use that mc guffin to disrupt tech during clone baby stuff and have us all some fun thinking up tech to turn the NX-01 Alpha into something cool using Andorian and Vulcan tech.
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I suggest we use a Cardassian Maquis agent and leave him with them. They can get to Cardassia before Dukat turns everything to shit. I suggest we name him Gul Goodkat
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Concentrated schizophrenia
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Try to have fun sometimes. I want to know what AI can think up if I give it the facts around Ellison and the upcoming movies and feed it with fun ideas
Come and playyy :3
Simulations are locked and ready for the Captain's review. I insist on Gul Gudkat
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>>220744096
I want a Gul Dukat time slip mangaslop. Occupation New Game Plus+. He has the perfect death for it too.
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>>220744257
at death, really? so much hassle, and we'd need to jump to sisko. noone wants that, let academy be the last hand stretched out, avery is just... no.
let's get young dukat, or at least split before Waltz
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QUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRKKKKKKKKKK ....
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>>220744292
I don’t think you understand the concept of a New Game+ time slip
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how about we take a dukat from his terrorist days? connect him with the Maquis, he builds a advanced but comfy farm with his daughter in the neutral zone and motivates more cardassians to embrace traditional living while defending their way of life. His tragic death at the beginning of the Dominion invasion creates a Timeline where Dominion and Federation support the Maquis resistance and grant Bajor neutral and fair control of spess ancapistan
also don't forget we need to account for janeway factor, captain.
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how long do you think jake waited to fuck kassidy after his father left forever?
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>>220744368
I do, do you? The Seven of Nine Agents were all taken from doomed timelines or those where her death would serve a purpose. Dukats final death is closure for a whole series and leaves a parralel timeline in which he's the bad guy.
rewatching apocalypse rising to look for a good point of extraction for a dukat, on where he's the hero.
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watching any patrick stewart tv movie feels like watching a picard holonovel. moby dick and lion in winter are both great for that feeling. and theyre both watchable and decent
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>>220744406
He must've gone for Kira instead. He obviously had more of a thing for white women and aliens than his father did.
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>it was either that or trust in mr worfs ability to lie
>and frankly i have more trust in my weapons
dukat actually saves the day and shows federation sissies the price of freedom
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>>220725013
Damn, Pulaski used to look like this?
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>apocalypse rising
perfect anchor to branch a good dukat from. next up would be "In Purgatory's Shadow" and "By Inferno's Light" after which his rescue becomes a lot harder. we can alter the timeline by finding cardassian defector crew for his ship to give damar the support he needs to sway him towards the maquis. instead of stressing ziyal out and trying to send her to cardassia in Purgatory he can have her hide on his farm in the neutral zone while the maquis increase their ranks with cardassian union members dissatisfied with their leadership.
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star trek sex with q jr
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Is his name Fear or The Clown?
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>>220745820
It is the concept of fear playing the role of the clown
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>>220745820
All of the characters in the program are avatars of a single AI entity (Fear).
The Chuck McGill character specifically is The Clown.
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>>220744769
What about that time Picard pretended to one of the founders of the Federation?
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This might be it, the biogenic weapon. Dukat and Damar intercept Eddington and avert the tragedy, in return they team up and chase the defiant away stating they don't need Federation arrogance to figure shit out and dunking on Sisko for disobeying orders to even go after them.
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>>220745851
>He's just a man, like me
Ackshully Ben....
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>>220744927
I wish we got more of space pirate Dukat.
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pirate dukat, damar and eddington defending the neutral zone from all foreign imperial intervention.
>comfy farm life with ziyal
>keeping bajor independent
>ferengi mercenary contracts
peak trek show setup
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>>220745820
Good episode but is kinda ruined by the technobabble ending. It’s a classic prisoner’s dilemma where everyone in the simulation has to stop being afraid at the exact same time.
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>>220746610
it kinda isn't tho
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>>220745820
This is an episode I can imagine being on TOS.
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>>220746649
It is isn’t it? He’s the amalgamation of their fear. As long as one of them is afraid of him he has power. If one person stops being afraid but the others don’t then he will kill/torture that person.
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>>220746812
Purposely not understanding or too autistic to discern intent? Either way you're a faggot
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>>220746883
>nooooooooooo i actually had a problem with the first sentence not the second read my mind!!!!!
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>>220746943
kinda retarded ain't ya
kinda
k i n d a
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>>220746580
Quantel Paintbox. No modern CGI could ever replicate the soul
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>In the aftermath, Cardassian and Human colonists are resettled on the poisoned colonies, exchanging their former homes.
what a copout.
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>>220746994
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>>220747190
>Sometimes I like it when the bad guy wins
>OH NO
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Marshall, Alaimo and Biggs are still around, as is Combs. So a Weyoun could be recruited by Temporal Investigations to manipulate events in a way where Dukat and Eddington team up to defend the free settlers of the demilitarized zone thanks to a hint from their older selves. Weyoun is the only one who needs to know the plan that way and reintegrating him into another timeline is easy, there's always another Weyoun.
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>>220747324
I don’t want to see the 30 years aged DS9 cast puttering around like the TNG cast in PIC. Legacy sequels and characters are the cancer killing Hollywood.
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>>220747383
Same, but it would be possible to do a similar handoff as it was done with the two Spocks of the Kelvin timeline. Wouldn't actually need Marshall, Alaimo or Biggs to meet their younger selves/new actors, only Weyoun/Combs who can easily pretend to be an old clone they haven't met yet.
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>it's a ferengi episode
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>>220747554
>It’s an actor plays multiple characters episode
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Weyoun 9 can't be a Federation temporal agent
Gonna rewatch Future Tense now
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boomwoosh!
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Romulan or Vulcan GF?
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>>220746049
i had this on my list. thanks for the reminder.
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Why does everyone on Star Trek listen to classical music?
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>>220748394
It's the only music that survived the eugenics wars.
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>>220748442
Why were all the world's records, tapes and cds in Asia?
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>>220748475
Anyone in possession of K-pop was summarily executed
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>>220748524
Why not the full length execution?
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think of the possibilities
she loves everything you want
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>>220748672
She isn't attractive
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>>220748672
I doubt she loves what I have in store for her
but we can still talk about movies afterwards, I hope
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>>220748749
This isn't her final form
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>>220748779
It's her middle form and that's the problem
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>>220748394
Other music is unhealthy
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>>220747324
Jeff is doing random shit where he gets to say 2 lines and collect a paycheck or voice acting (except this movie for some reason). nutrek is probably too tasteless and stupid even for him.
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>>220748822
If that's true then why did so many classical composers go deaf, blind or die young? Checkmate, white nationalist.
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I like staw twek...
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>>220748932
Then make new.
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>>220727591
>buy
Oy vey, golem. In Trek, hand made items that you crafted yourself is worth more. That is true even today. So, in Trek, you would manually do a painting, sculpture, song etc as a gift.
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>>220746610
It's probably my favorite VOY 'sode but I agree Fear being defeated by out-of-left-field technobabble is my only real problem with it. Though I can kinda appreciate the idea that it agreed to a potentially bad deal precisely because the thrill of potentially being killed is a part of fear.
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>>220749294
they were replicating wedding gifts in Data's Day I think.
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>>220749347
Well that's soulless.
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The Morn bit about him being so talkative doesn't get old lol. It is so funny.
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>>220749406
It recently occurred to me that if you piece together Morn's offscreen personality, he is basically The Outrageous Okona:
>talks a lot
>ladykiller
>thief with a heart of gold
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