What should have been editionThread Question: How did Baelor die in this timeline?
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>>220739134>How did Baelor die in this timeline?Presumably either he didn't have any armour to borrow or (even if Valarra is somehow still a jouster) he can't fit into armour designed for a woman.So he goes into the trial with no armour and somehow Maekar is still shocked that his mace caved his head in.That said, the idea of Maekar in boobplate is amusing
>>220739269!on, on, oN
>>220739647>if Valarra is somehow still a jousterGib hot jouster princess
>>220741275You forgot the 'selling feet pics for political clout' part
>>220741275>That night Daario had her every way a man can have a woman, and she gave herself to him willingly. (((targs))) really are little whores
RENLY BARATHEON IS AN ASS MUNCHER!
>>220741826
>>220739134TAOOBA!
egg is icsh
>>220741558Larys has coin if you have wares
>>220741275>my unspeakable monstrosities that should not be are better than your eldritch monstrosities that should not be
>>220746450>Emma before a meeting with Sarah Hess
>how could you let /got/dunk/hotd/ die? It’s YOUR fucking general!>…that general is even more retarded than I am, Your Grace.
>>220746927
>>220741275Based. Last targ woman? Barren dead whore.Last targ man? Sterile zombie.All of targ dynasty? A mere footnote in the history of House Hightower.
Azor Ahai TowerA Hai TowerA Hightower
>>220748253hmm
>>220748253Have a baby, Emma D'Arcy. Jesus Christ, take the hint.
Keep on winning reddits!
>>220748390>>220740823>>220748246>>220748331What the fuck is your problem you cunt
>>220748253me cleverly disguised as a toddler
>>220739134Is AKOTSK any good? I watched two episodes and it was absolute pornographic trash
>>220750467Yes
>>220750478is the first season complete and ended? GOT is 9/10, HOTD is 7/10. So far, what do you rate AKOTSK?
>>220741275
>>220750593The pedophilia symbol in Season 1 Episode 2 of HOTD in the 24th minute is despicable and an absolute fucking turn off. These disgusting fuckers try to put their stamp on everything. I rate this show a 1/10 because of that
>>220750593AKOTSK mogs all of those.
>>220746450no, not her sex nose
>>220739134>/got/akotsk/hotd/kek, it grows like lgbt mental illness
>>220752175Wait for /got/hotd/dunk/conq/snow/blackfyre/yiti
STOP RIGHT NOW and share your biggest asoiaf hot take opinion
>>220752977Targaryen are undead bloodworm meat-puppets. Infection happens in utero and when it goes wrong weird dragon scaly baby is born.Rhaego was already infected but Mirri killed the worms, that's why 'I just felt him kicking' and 'he was long dead' are both true.
>>220753045I like it. Screencapping so I can take credit for it later
>>220752977Book Euron isn't actually a very good villain. I find the whole magic evil pirate thing really boring, and I was hoping we'd actually have a twist that he was a total fraud who never really went to Valyria but then the Forsaken chapter pretty much put that to bed and he's being played completely straight. Since Joffrey and Tywin died the new wave of villains like Euron and Ramsey are just boring psychopaths and it's part of why the series took such a crappy turn after Storm.
>>220752977Dragons are boring specially when there's nothing to counter them, they should've at least implied what fucked up Balerion.
>>220753104We still have Roose, who will bolt-on 'his' son.
>>220752977Not doing the timeskip was the biggest mistake George ever made and why he can't fucking finish the books. He would have been done 5 years ago if he just sucked it up and figured out a way to age up the characters.
>>220753229He should do the timeskip now>Victarion IHe looked upon Daenerys' grave in the shade of the Great Pyramid...
>>220752977>STOP RIGHT NOW and share your biggest asoiaf hot take opinionI think TWoW will *PROBABLY* actually get released within the next year or two. He will never finish Dream though.
>>220752977If Jon and Daenerys weren’t characters the series would be a million times better and would be finished by nowb
>>220748253source?
>>220739134> What should have been edition>GOTShould’ve been handed off to new writers so D&D could move on to Star Wars. Literally anyone else would’ve made the long night longer than an episode.>Hot DOnce the war started, The Queens should not be meeting. Any scenes of Alicent questioning herself could be done with her maester. There is a missed tragedy in these two being torn apart by their war. >Dunk & EggThis one is just good. There’s like a few notes here, but it’s insulting to compare it to the others.>>220752977Winds of winter will be published.
does anyone have the Blood and Cheese Pullo and Vorenus copypasta?
>>220754332Yes
>>220745347luke is icsh
don't forget to like and subscribe
poppa bear?
>>220753104This one. I keep seeing people saying that he's one of George's more interesting edgelord but all the man is is a pirate rapist who's evil because he's crazy.
>>220753176Firewyrms bro
>>220753176>>220758268wyverns
>>220752977The series could've been over in three books, five at most, if George had just let go of his villain boner and let the good guys win. If he stopped masturbating over how Machiavellian and cunning the braindead fags like Littlefinger and Tywin are and let them fail, if people like Tyrells didn't side with the completely deranged maniacs like Lannisters who burned half the continent down, if Roose and Ramsay weren't allowed to get away with everything, if Stannis used the shadowbaby ex machina to win the war instead of killing his own brother and then some irrelevant old fart, if Arya didn't waste her murder genie's three wishes, if Riverlands didn't fold like paper every time someone looks at them wrong and Robb actually had a shot at winning. Roose might be the most egregious of them all, everyone has to act against their best interests and follow all his orders like obedient sheep in order for him to pull off his 300iq moves of sending loyalist armies into the meatgrinder. The guy should've lost command after the disaster at Green fork or at the very least after he took over Harrrenhall and proved himself to be as depraved and bloodthirsty as the Lannisters and the Mummers. Why did any decent northerner like Robett Glover followed him after that is a mistery.
>>220748333>no urban guildsAll the fan takes on oldtown and the hightowers are genuinely some of the most boring shit ever conceived.
>>220758418Also everything to do with Theon in ACOK and Catelyn just releasing the high-profile prisoner who for some reason was thrown into the crappiest possible dungeon with minimal security after his escape attempt. And Daenerys bumbling about in Slaver's bay instead of just burning those fucks to the ground, instilling her government and fucking off. And if we go back to the beginning, Ned not consolidating power as a hand and telling Cersei that he's onto her.
>>220758239i like it because it shows what happens when a failed greenseer goes evil and at this point in the story his magical blood sacrifice is needed for grrm to get the ball rolling on end game macro stuff
>>220758418>shadowbaby ex machina to win the war instead of killing his own brother and then some irrelevant old fartthose things do help winning the war though, he needed the men and he needed storm's end
>>220753104>>220758239That's the mildest take i ever heard. It's basically a common opinion here.
she's so pretty
>>220753176Basically a balrog.
catelyn is the reason ned and robb are dead
>>220758959Not Littlefinger, Joffrey, Tywin, Roose and Walder?
You guys realize Jon Snow only showered once in 8 years in GOT? a real chud
>>220759176but his wolf licked his whole body clean every morning. yes including his arsehole. gods i wish i was that lucky wolf.
POPPA BEAR!
>>220759237
>>220754332What copypasta?
>>220759176IMAGINE the pure unadulterated STENCH, the curdling cheese-like ODOR of Samwell Tarly's massive whale blubber filled hut of a body after several years at the wall.
>>220758841looks like hunter schafer
>>220748253>>220746450for me its
>>220758959it's impressive how disingenuous that picture is
>>220752977Arya and Bran are both massive wastes of time because George has no way to meaningfully utilize them without fucking up the rest of the plot.
>>220762245You don't get it. He needs his not!Frodo to kill the evil ice wizard guy and then sail off to the west.
>>220752977if/when the books come out there will be massive amounts of seething and controversy because the theories they want to be true don't happen and because I unironically believe grrm still has some kind of plot twist up his sleeve that will upend how people view the books. And part of the difficulty he has writing is because of how delicate it needs to be for it to make sense and not be not a total copout
>>220762502I don't remember Frodo's training arc to become a shapeshifting assassin
>>220762568>I don't remember Frodo having a magical power that allows him to become unseenReally, George? Is that really what you're going to tell Tolkien, whom, as much as you admire him, you do quibble with when your veins give up the ghost and your heart explodes from too much melted cheese in a week's time and he asks you why you stole so liberally form him?
>>220753176Everything about Aerea is kino:>Rhaella was the mirror image of her twin-sister, Aerea.[4] She had silver hair and purple eyes.[1]>As a young child, Rhaella was a bolder and more robust girl than her sister Aerea. She was said to be a bold and willful child who was a terror to her septas.[4]>Following the coronation of her uncle Jaehaerys at Oldtown, however, Rhaella devoted herself to prayer and study, and never again required chastisement. This change in character, as well as a simultaneous change in the character of her twin, Aerea, led to rumors that Rhaella had switched places with her sister Aerea while both girls had been in the city.[4] >As a young child, Aerea was a shy, timid girl, much given to tears, bed-wetting, and fears. >According to Grand Maester Benifer, she was frightened of horses, dogs, boys with loud voices, men with beards, and dancing. She was also terrified of dragons.[3]>However, following the coronation of her uncle Jaehaerys at Oldtown, Aerea proved to be lively, quick-witted, and adventurous. She soon spent half her days in the kennels, stables, and dragon yards. This change in character, as well as a simultaneous change in the character of her twin sister, Rhaella, a novice at the Starry Sept in Oldtown, led to rumors that Aerea had switched places with Rhaella while both girls had been in the city.[3] From then onwards, Aerea was regarded as having a willful and stubborn temperament[4] and a bold tongue.[5] According to Lord Rogar Baratheon, she had a "fire" in her.[4] Archmaester Gyldayn likewise described her as a "fiery young girl".[5] By the age of eight Aerea was reported to have loved horses, and would later say that the time she spent working in the stables of the Red Keep were the happiest years of her life.[4]
>>220763169>When Jaehaerys took the Iron Throne following Maegor's death, his claim was contested by some who felt that Aerea, as her father's heir, had the stronger claim. Given her young age as well as her timid nature, even her mother Rhaena agreed that she was not fit to rule and agreed that Jaehaerys should be king.[3]>Towards the end of 48 AC, Aerea traveled to Oldtown for the coronation of the king. Nine days after the coronation, Aerea accompanied King Jaehaerys on his way back to King's Landing. However, following the visit to Oldtown, Aerea's character quickly turned much into that of her sister Rhaella, a much more bold and willful girl, whilst Rhaella, who remained behind at Oldtown, became much more like Aerea had been. At the time, it was widely believed that someone had used the presence of both girls at Oldtown to switch them. This was never proven, however, and no one was inclined to question the potential deception, as Aerea (or now Rhaella disguised as Aerea) was the heir of King Jaehaerys I until he had children of his own.[3] >In 51 AC, Queen Rhaena Targaryen, Aerea's mother, visited the court of Jaehaerys I for Jaehaerys's second wedding to his queen, Alysanne. Following the wedding, she demanded Dragonstone as her own seat, and the return of Aerea, from whom she had been apart since Jaehaerys's coronation at Oldtown. Jaehaerys agreed to both.[7]
>>220763278>Aerea moved with her mother, Queen Rhaena Targaryen, to Dragonstone, but she despised the place, as it was so different from the lively court at King's Landing, which she had loved deeply. Aerea had no memory of her mother, and Rhaena knew nothing about her own child. Aerea had been forced to leave her friends behind, and found no girls of her own age in the Targaryen castle, while she was not allowed to mingle with the smallfolk of the island. Where in the Red Keep she had received countless attention as the king's heir, the women on Dragonstone paid little attention to her, with the exception of Elissa Farman. As unhappy as Aerea was on Dragonstone, Elissa would often speak of returning to the "wide western seas", and Aerea would beg to be allowed to come with her.[5]>Rhaena introduced Aerea to the dragons residing on the island, and encouraged her to claim one, so she could fly one day. With the dragons as the only friends she had on the island, Aerea began to count the days until she count mount one and fly away.[5] >Although Queen Alysanne Targaryen had given birth to a son, Aegon, in 52 AC, the child had died three days after his birth. In 53 AC, Aerea was finally replaced as the heir of King Jaehaerys I Targaryen when Queen Alysanne gave birth to Princess Daenerys. Aerea was not pleased to be displaced by the young princess. By this time, Aerea had become willful and defiant, absenting herself from prayers, lessons and meals, and addressing the members of her mother's court with names such as "Ser Stupid", "Lord Pigface" or "Lady Farts-a-Lot".[5]
>>220763295>The next year, Elissa Farman, Aerea's only friend on the island, took her leave of Dragonstone. Although Aerea pleaded with Elissa either to stay or to take her with her, Elissa refused and left. After Queen Rhaena's companions and friends were murdered with poison by her husband, Androw Farman, later that year, Queen Alysanne visited the island to give comfort to her sister and niece. Enraged, Aerea rejected the queen, stating that she did not care the women were all dead. She also voiced anger about Daenerys's position as heir to the throne, and about the fact that her mother had once placed a dragon egg in Alysanne's cradle, but had done nothing for Aerea but give her away as a young child, leaving her behind in order to go to Fair Isle. Aerea begged her aunt to take her back to King's Landing with her, but when Alysanne broached the subject with Rhaena, the idea was immediately rejected. >Rhaena summoned Aerea that night, and they quarreled angrily. Aerea refused to speak to Alysanne afterwards.[5]>Aerea disappeared from Dragonstone towards the end of 54 AC, claiming and flying away on the dragon Balerion, who had made his lair on the island after the death of his previous rider, King Maegor I Targaryen.[5]>Aerea's mother, Queen Rhaena, had believed that Aerea had returned to King's Landing, but upon arrival found that Aerea had not been seen. Ravens were sent to all the lords of the Seven Kingdoms, to report any sighting of Aerea or Balerion,[5] and later the agents and informers that Rego Draz, the king's master of coin, had across the narrow sea were given the mission of finding Aerea and Balerion. Most reports proved useless, and none gave the desired result.[8] Meanwhile, Rhaena flew her own dragon, Dreamfyre, across the Seven Kingdoms in search of Aerea.[5][8]
>>220763328>As there was no sign of Aerea, King Jaehaerys began to fear she was dead, telling his small council that it was likely Balerion had thrown her off his back. Septon Barth disagreed, citing that Balerion would likely have returned to his lair on Dragonstone if he had suddenly been without a rider. As Balerion had nowhere been sighted in Westeros, Barth instead suggested they had gone east.[8]>Aerea and Balerion were missing for more than a year, but finally returned to King's Landing on the thirteenth day of the fourth moon of 56 AC, with a severely-ill Aerea clinging to the dragon's back. She was almost unrecognizable; she was stick thin, and whatever clothes she still wore were nothing more than tatters. Her hair was matted and a tangled mess, and her eyes were bloody. After speaking "I never", Aerea collapsed. She was carried to Grand Maester Benifer by Ser Lucamore Strong of the Kingsguard.[8] >Benifer treated Aerea in his chambers with Septon Barth, who had been summoned to administer the rites for the dying. Only the two men witnessed her last hours; the maester forbade all others, including the king and queen, from entering. Benifer gave Aerea milk of the poppy and, to reduce her fever, immersed the princess in a tub of ice, but nothing helped. She had arrived at the Red Keep in the morning. By the hour of the bat, after sunset, Septon Barth announced that Aerea had died. She was cremated the next day at sunrise.[8]
>>220763366>The origins of the creatures that lived inside Aerea are unknown. Barth speculated that Balerion, not Aerea, had chosen their destination; as likely the only living creature in the world that had known Valyria before it was destroyed in the Doom, Balerion had returned home, where accursed creatures as those found inside Aerea now lived.[8]>A raven was sent to Queen Rhaena on Estermont, but by the time it arrived Aerea had already been cremated. Rhaena traveled to the Red Keep, where she took possession of her daughter's ashes. Although King Jaehaerys offered to have the ashed interred on Dragonstone with other Targaryens, Rhaena stated that Aerea had hated Dragonstone, and had wanted to fly. She took Aerea's ashes into the sky upon Dreamfyre and scattered them "upon the winds".[8]>Following Aerea's death Balerion became the first dragon to reside in the Dragonpit, guarded by the new Dragonkeepers. Barth began studies that led him to write Dragons, Wyrms, and Wyverns. He likely discussed the princess's death with King Jaehaerys, who issued an edict forbidding any ship suspected of having visited the Valyrian islands or sailed the Smoking Sea from landing at any port or harbor in the realm. Any Westerosi who visited Valyria would be executed.[8] >Following the death of Aerea in 56 AC, Queen Rhaena would never again visit King's Landing or Dragonstone, but she did travel to Oldtown once a year to visit Rhaella at the Starry Sept until her death in 73 AC.[2]>By 58 AC, Rhaella had taken her vows as a septa. Near the end of 58 AC, the High Septon sent Rhaella to King's Landing for the tourney held to celebrate the tenth anniversary of the coronation of King Jaehaerys. It was said that Queen Alysanne wept when she saw Rhaella, as she was the very image of Aerea, only older.[2]
GET UP SER ANONGET UP
>>220760666uh huh
>>220760836
>>220765464>>220765411Brutal mogging
>>220756801season 1 bran is icsh
>>220756801*gives you this look*
>>220766388mommy!
>ser>mummer>break your fast >shat>blood orange>jape>nuncle>coz
>>220766548MAYHAPS
>>220766388collarbones and shoulders explicitly designed for kissing
>>220753176>Dragons are boring specially when there's nothing to counter themThe Citadel
Alright anons, I have been away from the general for ages. Since it seems to be all about mommy posting give me more mommy posting.
>>220766388
>>220766831based collarbone enjoyer
>>220767059gods i wish i was the one kissing luke
>>220766388I become Nietzschean murderhobo for she.
>>220767059>What I and my sons do behind closed doors is none of your concern.
>The enemy has broken through along a wide front. They've taken Stoney Sept to the north and are advancing to Rook's Rest.>Raeghar's assault will bring it under control.>Your grace Raeghar.....>Robert killed Raeghar at the Trident. It was such a massive defeat that they now they call it the Ruby ford...>These men will stay here: Varys, Pycelle, Jaime and Rossart...
>>220767267gods i wish i was the one being kissed by rhaenyra
>>220767518what about her daughters
Kudos to the costume designer
>>220752977All the realms not erupting into all out war with each other again after the dragons were all dead was bullshit. They were fighting each other for like 5000 years but after only about 200 years of peace they suddenly gave it up for good? I don't buy it.
>>220768282Targaryen rule is just that good.
>>220744371THAT'S TAOOBA
>>220768129meant for >>220766831
>>220768326I think Targaryen rule sucks!
>>220752977Young Griff is a real Targaryen. Varys has no reason to lie to someone he is about to murder.Daenerys is a fake Targaryen and a random dragonseed from Storm's End. This is indicated by her nickname - nobody else calls her that and nobody recalls this supposedly catastrophic storm that sank an entire fleet, including Stannis THE MASTER OF SHIPS.
>>220753627https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYSsyjnHXxY
>>220767680Visenya was the coolest of the Targaryen trio and the true genius behind the conquest, i won't elaborate any further.
>>220768535You sound like traitorous Blackfyre scum
>>220768535>Varys has no reason to lie to someone he is about to murder.He knows Bran will be listening.
>>220768535>dragonseed>from storm's endWat? That doesn't make sense on any level. There are no dragonseeds in the stormlands and even if there were how in the name of God did 8-year old Viserys smuggle one out of Baratheon HQ?
>>220753104>Ramsey are just boring psychopathsmost annoying parts in asoiaf, rape rape murder murder. never understood why Roose keeps him around when all he does is make things worse for him
>>220769079Because Roose is also an insane psychopath and he uses Ramsey as his attack dog
>>220769049Shit, I meant Dragonstone.
>>220762245Arya will become Jon queen. It is known
go check pearl clark instagram stories
>>220769901buy an ad
>>220739134>Thread Question: How did Baelor die in this timeline?Doesn't matter, Bloodraven still kills him. Probably dies during the spring sickness.
>>220768282>>220768326The Targaryens themselves are nothing special as monarchs, but not being at war 100% of the time is an obvious benefit no one wanted to give up.
>>220770091>not being at war 100% of the timeMore like 95% of the time. Or i guess the rebellions and civil wars not matter?
>>220752977Jon is Ashara and Ned's kid. A+L was a red herring, GRRM wanted to subvert readers with this surface level theory, and it got too popular. Think about how much of a nothing burger Jon being a Targ was in the show. It accomplishes no prophecy or meaning
>>220768537purdy
>>220770150Just because the show handled it in a retarded way doesn't mean the books would fag
>>220765411>>220766030rhaenyra~
>>220770376Schafer looks like a failed clone
>>220770120you're asking why they didn't immediately start fighting once the dragons were dead, they didn't because people prefer not having war but it's still inevitable without an oppressively strong force keeping disputes in check
>>220765411>>220766030>same noseOk I'm a Green now.
>>220770476
>>220770476I didn't know 4chan had a braille option.
>>220770476they both have that proud "roman" (but further east in origin) nose
>>220770476Monke is great but Hunter would have been a better young RhaenyraMonke looks nothing like Emma
>>220770476Please don't say something so massively retarded in my thread again.
>>220770555Ngl I thought Hunter Schafer was Emma D’ arcy when they announced house of dragon
>>220770525Rhaenyra's is a textbook Roman nose. The tranny's is just a typical beak.
>>220770555Kill yourself
>>220770476no they aren'tkeep far away from us Greens
>>220770555fuck it's uncanny.
>>220770624yeah until the faggot turns an inch to the side and looks like a pinhead
>>220770588Yeah, (((Roman)))
Oh I see, it's one of these faggot trolls, that explains it.
>>220746899>orkmont oscillation Based esoteric truth
>>220770648emma or hunter?
>>220770555>>220770624>>220770657Thanks for ruining Rhaenyra.
>>220770721samefag
>>220770525>proud "roman" (but further east in origin)Elizabeth Debicki and Emma D'Arcy are both straight off a denarius levels of perfect Roman nose, among the current crop of actresses. I don't know what you're trying to pull here.
>>220741558That's nothing on Jorah Mormont's ex-wife Lynesse Hightower willingly becoming a rich guy's concubine on sex slave island
>>220770574same retard pulls this routine regularly, I've seen it many times
>>220770766
>>220768978I always thought it was a shame that the Targs weren't descended from both sisters. Grrm should have made Visenya have a daughter that died in childbirth with the main branch or something
>>220770574>you will never kiss the sacred nose bump
>>220770586>>220770555>>220770476>>220770721real subtle bronice reddit spacing
>>220770833alright but when can we get number 1? that looks interesting
bear poppa ...
>>220771418Soon actually. Lucy Boynton was cast in AKOTSK S2
>>220770476This feels like gaslighting by someone trying to pretend that ugly tranny Schafer totally passes as a woman.
MY KING
>>220768535>Varys has no reason to lie to someone he is about to murder.No reason not to, either.
>>220771837Nice
MY TWINK
We’ve got Arya at home:
>>220773499he's hot
>>220773606He should have an entire spin-off about his adventures that suspiciously often involve him being captured/tied up/with sword at his throat/wounded and whimpering cutely.
>>220773643that's hot
>>220753288I too once harbored hope.
>>220752977GRRM has already finished writing WoW, aDoS, FB2 and DunkTales but enjoys the seething more than the possible acclaim he could garner from publishing any of it. When he dies there will be an automatic failsafe that deletes all of his work from an airgapped computer that will be livestreamed and then the recording of it happening will be buried with him.
>>220768535Varys lied for love of the game.
>>220770555It's more glaring because of how much the Alicent actresses look alike in comparison
>>220752977GRRM will be the new Tolkien He will die before finishing any other books after the asoiaf series and then we will discover several manuscripts of the worldbuilding.
>>220753104He shouldn't have killed off Tywin. Euron is cool and you're a fag but Tywin was Machiavellian and should have been the final boss of the series
>>220770555lmao
>>220774237>we will discover several manuscripts of the worldbuildingI’d almost prefer this to winds and dance
>>220768535Varys is just really into Larping, he’s a mummer after all
>>220774316>>220770574>I's like the TV queen, ain'ts I, pa?
>>220752977ASOIAF is not nihilistic. It's existentialist. The show is a nihilistic attempt to adapt the Red Wedding and has no direction after closing out A Storm of Swords. AFFC and ADWD are the beginning of the reconstruction that the first 3 deconstructed. The payoff of Eddard Stark and Tywin Lannister's deaths are finally revealed, and their children are finally reaping what their fathers sowed. This really is ultimately a story about good prevailing over evil, with evil finding early victories by cheating in the short term that will doom them in the end.>>220768535I'd love this to be true but he's lying to both Kevan and the children (Little Birds) who are all participating in the assassination.>>220774237Someone claimed they went to his house last year and found out he had written chapters upon chapters upon chapters of loredumps about irrelevant characters. Not sure if it's true though, but I could imagine him as someone who's so stuck that he falls into worldbuilding so he can feel productive every day even if it really isn't.
>>220775312>Someone claimed they went to his house last year and found out he had written chapters upon chapters upon chapters of loredumps about irrelevant charactersPlease elaborate?
>>220775312>ASOIAF is not nihilisticThis is evident to anyone who has actually read the books. The "everyone is le bad person and everything is grimdark" is repeated by nitwits who have barely even watched the show let alone ever touched the books.
>>220775312Bro I said please
>>220771837Rad
>>220746450>>220765464>>220760836What was and could have been, gents. Alas...
>>220775908I've only heard maxwits say that thoughever
>>220771837beautiful
>>220752977The once mighty Valyrian line of House Targaryen essentially died out after the Dance.Before it they would typically marry each other or Velaryons, and sometime Baratheons, to keep the Valyrian blood pure, with the occasional wedding to an Andal like how Daella married an Arryn and Viserys married Alicient, but they typically then had the resulting kids marry back into the line.After the Dance they became more open to other Houses mixing their blood into the royal family, to the point where they even introduced DORNISH marriages, thus diluting their once proud bloodline forever.
>>220779165Didn't really matter since the princes with dornish features all died before they took the throne and the succeeding kings still looked every bit as valyrian as aegon the conqueror
>>220752977Daenerys is a fundamentally uninteresting characterThere's been nothing of significance going on with her since the end of book 1, and no matter how her story ends, i feel like it's going to be immensely disappointing
>>220779165>Dornish are diluting their bloodline yet Velaryons aren't
>>220780172Seeing as Winds and Dream are never coming out, it ends with her squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up, she was shitting brown water. The more she drank the more she shat, but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew.
>>220778229Liberalism is truly a mental disorder ser
>>220782777Indeed, 'tis true, ser
I love women like this.
>>220783023>women
>>220775312>Someone claimed they went to his house last year and found out he had written chapters upon chapters upon chapters of loredumps about irrelevant characters. Not sure if it's true though, but I could imagine him as someone who's so stuck that he falls into worldbuilding so he can feel productive every day even if it really isn't.I want more loredumps rather than the novels.
>>220782865>emmaSTOP GIVING GIRL NAMES TO BOYS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>220771837I hope the rumor about original Dany playing Shiera is bullshit even though they at least got Bloodraven right.
>>220780172in what world is using dragons you "birthed" personally to fight against a social structure that's built on human suffering and directly parallels her future conflict with any white walkers not interesting? I'll admit it does take more effort to get into her story when you just want to get back to Westeros
>>220783164I love women like that. I hope she doesnt ellenpage ever
>>220783164she looks like a guy youd meet in the 00s during his 3day ecstacy bender while dancing to trance or some shit
No hype at all atmbut I need to start tickling my autismnext month I'll go full-scalehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuzdS3L1gXM
>instead of Aemond + witch gf kino we're going to get girlboss controlling the silly stupid boy sloppain brosimagine what coulda beenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nx-DihrspfQ
>>220784842btw I haven't read the spoilers can someone tell me how bad Alys is this season. Just rip the bandaid off for me. I already know but my soul has hope and that needs to be destroyed.
>>220758959Catelyn and Sansa are objectively the main antagonists of the whole series. Worse than iceman and firebitch by a mile.
I'm going into this season fully expecting to be one scene I hate for each scene I love. I'll be enjoying an episode and impatiently waiting for "that" scene to come up, having no clue what it'll be.
>>220785318They're going to double down on the slop and I guarantee this season will be unwatchable
>>220785649At least the Gullet will be good.... right?
I can't wait to watch Aemond solo the entire Strong army himself
>>220780172Is this even a controversial opinion? Half the people who read this series seem to be bored to death by Daenerys chapters.
>>220785803anon does make the distinction about her character not just the chapters and i don't hear that about her character very often desu
>>220780172Nigga she's got dragons and is massing a huge army. If George ever finishes the books (LMAO) I guarantee she will have a proper conclusion to her story. Some of her chapters do drag a little bit but they make sense from a timing point of view. She can't just teleport all around the map like she does in the show.
>>220785684>watching boring black people you dont care about fight a trannoidlolthis show undercuts itself at every turn. I'm probably one of the few people trying to will myself to love the show and be into it and man do they make it hard.
>>220786459At least the troon's character dies right away. It'll be more focused on Jace anyway
They've ruined all the mystique around Sunfyre and Dragonstone but we at least get a grounded Sunfyre fucking dudes up which I was sure they'd cut, and maybe Aegon meeting Sunfyre will be kino but then again this is added garbage so probably not. Winter Wolves might be coolAemond cutting down Strongs might be funnyGullet might be cool?IDK what's gunna go on with Tumbleton and all that. I liked Olf actually, hopefully he and Hugh become drinking buddies but women hate brotherhood so
>>220786564whats the other battle anyway, I know there's 3 major ones, the Red Fork?
Why did the Nights Watch put up with Craster over just taking over his shithole if they needed a place beyond the wall to rest up?
>>220786589He was a chill dude
Did they make them black to make it painfully obvious to the normalfags that the kids aren't Laenor's? How obvious is it in the books anyway?
>>220786487I don’t care about Jace at all
>>220786621Or anyone in the battle of the gullet for that matter
I don't mind Jace because he's a white male
