Eggers bros, our reply? Are we frauds?
>>220740438Eyes of Fire is an interesting little novelty but think The Witch is clearly the better made film
>>220740438i could use some butter
>buzzword buzzword buzzword>old thing good new thing badthanks, won't even pirate it though
>>220740576Someday people will be praising eggers and VVITCH being a superior film, it's cloudy it's sunny it's cloudy again
>>220740438Eyes of Fire is a good horror film. I watched it more than 20 years ago. I still haven't seen The VVitch.
>>220740438I will watch eyes of fire but Eggers movies are really good. Like so much modern slop, his movies can be really devoid of color but otherwise they're incredible.
>>220740438The VVitch is the better film of those two, and I don't think "settlers face old folk religion witched in new country" is any kind of new trope for either of those films.
>algorithm-based online platform>person saying popular/well-regarded thing is actually badLike clockwork
>>220740438The Northman is just a rip off of The Lion King
>>220741086
>>220741084>No I don't watch old films, but they can't possibly be better than new films!kek what a hylic
>>220741084Eggers sucks. Sorry, NPC.
>northman>very lackluster, midwits love it>nosferatu>sucked, midwits love it>vvitch>somewhat bearable for half of the movie, midwits love it>the lighthouse>disgustingly bad, midwits love iteggers is terrible and a quick search about how he got into filmmaking in the first place makes it all make sense
>>220741218>quick search about how he got into filmmaking in the first place makes it all make senseqrd?
>>220741231>Robert Eggers got his start in filmmaking by transitioning from an acting and theater design career in New York to directing short films.
>>220741218>midwitsnever seen any of those but from limited /tv/ exposure i thoight it was just weird coomers who loved his movies
This person seems like a schizo autist. Just the way they talk is setting off alarms. STAY AWAY, this person will shoot you.
>>220741231his highschool needed a last minute replacement to direct the school play they were doing of nosferatu, they picked him since he was into art design. he made it all black and white and leaned heavily on expressionism, which caught the eye of a local theater owner who saw it and onboarded him to do a bigger version of that play. so eggers got into the business that way, bypassing going to film school, which seems cool but it explains a lot of his shortcomings. a lot of the attempts at symbolism in his films are overt/lack subtlety, this lack of education is also why many of his themes come off as outright pornographic and almost insultingly on the nose, and why a lack of an understanding of fundamentals ensures he will be little more than a walking pastiche machine. it's similar to tarantino's problem. i think he can create something good someday but it feels like his potential to create something meaningful and reasonably original is inherently doomed, a common problem with modern filmmakers.midwits/reddit will eat it up and hasten the ruination of cinema unwittingly, it's basically poison.
>>220741432That's how zoomers talk now
>>220741419>coomersfunny, yeah good intuition. it's the pornographic nature of his writing, he has no sense for the sensual and focuses on the more grotesque aspects of sex. i suppose it's fine for his genre but it's almost insulting to watch
>>220740438what the fuck about the vvitch is pseudo-sapphic?
>>220740438What the fuck is a """pro-pagan pulse""" and why do I feel like it's something only a dorky fat middle aged white woman would care about?
>>220741432>theyHas nobody itt heard of soiled sinema? It was the og "this movie is jewish because I didn't like it" website.
>>220740438What about Lighthouse, Nosferatu and Northman?>inb4 retard mentions Northman is a Hamlet ripoff
>>220741504Northman is a Conan rip off. It follows the same beats as Arnold's classic.
>>220741504Northman sucks is all. Doesn't matter what it ripped off
>>220741562>>220741581>conveniently omit the other two titles mentioned
>>220741451So you would prefer a new Avenger's movie?
>>220741497Heh.... you just wouldn't get it.
>>220741659fair point. i guess i just wish people cared a lot more in general. maybe i'm being unfair.
>>220741677I think you and I have somewhat similar views. Eggers gets called high art which he absolutely isn't. But the bar is so low in cinema that he looks incredible in comparison. Both you and I want cinema to be the vital, living art form it was during some periods in the past, and Eggers trying to emulate that and failing into pastiche wounds us deeper than it should.
>>220740438>pro-pagan pulse
>>220741659No, I would prefer a new Eggers movie because I have horrible taste and only like shitty movies
well said. such is life. thank god for old books and old movies
>>220741109>tfw no thick native squaw gfwhy live
>>220740438>pro-paganthe whole point is that the witches are BAD. Imagine being on the side of the ones grinding babies into paste to smear on their brooms so they can fly
>>220742484Witches don't do that. They just have sex with shotas to prolong their lifespan.
>>220742593
>>220740438>pro pagan pulse
>pro pagan pulse
>>220741112Hylick my fucking balls
Eggers, Peele, Aster and the faggot who directed Weapons deserve nothing less than death. James Wan has my permission to live.
>>220742755jewish hollywood cringe.
Nigga said “pro pagan pulse”
>>220740576>vvitch>new thing
I don't agree with anything posted by twitter niggers reposted on the Chan by other niggers
