Android edition>previously on /trek/>>220819693
star trek sex with shran
give him googly eyes.
What animal comes to mind when you look at the refit? It reminds me of a shark
i am sick and tired of pretending data is special
>>220831224I do not really care for the imaginary NX-01 refit.Mainly it's because people make up this crazy "it would have saved the show!" headcanon, as if the design of the ship was the primary problem.
>learn the flute >get a new computer >run a 10k>exchange for a very nice pair of pants
>>220831237i'm sick and tired of people acted like Pulaski was some kind of heartless evil bitch for not taking Data all that seriously when Kirk would have done the exact same thing.
Why are there no xindi on TNG?
>>220831266Kirk would have told Data and Lore to kill themselves.
>>220831266The main TNG cast basically treats him the same way in S1
Who's the Glup Shitto in Star Trek?
>>220831386Star Trek isn't made to advertise toys
>>220831386"Glup Shitto" is subjective. for mine, it's Weyounie
>>220831386Glup Shitto is a derogatory parody of Star Wars naming conventions. There is no 'Glup Shitto,' it's just what almost every Star Wars name sounds like.Star Trek names vary pretty dramatically from species to species.
>>220831434that's not what it means
>>220831386Mordock
>>220831386Klingons are the Glup Shittos
>How old are you?Jeez, Jean-Luc, you don't just go asking a lady that.
>>220831455akoobi wak wak maleero Skai-WOKA ripdib maaa-ka!
>>220831224Where does the freight go?
>>220831466kek
>>220831476Picard is not only racist but ageist and sexist? Geez the 90s were truly awful
>>220831419This. Glup Shitto is the star wars trend of naming almost every single background character in order to give them all their own action figures, available wherever fine toys are sold.
>>220831527They do have cargo holds, but it's not much.
>>220831590Can't they just transport the cargo and keep it in the pattern buffers?
>>220831639Not with those old duotronic circuits
>villain has an actual couch on the bridgeBased
>>220831639that's a big power drain but possible for a while. patterns degrade tho, so the cargo would need to be cycled out and back in every few hours to delay cascade failure and these are early transporters so it might not be sustainable for more than a day.
Trekkies have no right laughing at Star Wars names when we have species like Betazoid, Tribble, and Ferengi.
>>220831706NuTrek should of had a Tribble Officer.
>>220831706But not every betazoid, tribble and ferengi is a named character with a backstory you can read about on the box the character's toy comes in.
>>220831748that actually sounds pretty cool.
>>220831639Archer beamed in dry. They didn't have any buffer
>>220831678they like to say tng is just a long tng episode but really its the perfect tng episode. deserves more love.
>>220831756if that's cool to you and you don't mind the solution to all problems being for a chosen hero to shoot the dedicated bad guy in the face, star wars may be for you.
>>220831706Deltans from Delta and Romulans from Romulus kek What was dingleberry thinking?
>>220831796the freight must go through
>>220831796There always has to be a buffer, even if it is a cache / revolving door buffer which is streaming.
>>220831823Data, it’s rude to do your Troi impression while on duty!
>>220831878I mean for Star Trek btw. If I'm speaking from pure truth, then there doesn't have to be a buffer for anything. Space and Time are not even real. I'm just talking about Star Trek and I am roleplaying.
>>220831455Yes, that is what it means. People started saying>is that Glup Shitto?!?!about random background characters to mock SW fanboys who write 10 wookiepedia pages about things nobody gives a fuck about. The name itself, Glup Shitto, is just a play on Star Wars naming conventions which are heavy on one syllable first names like Glup, Han, Luke, Ben, etc.
>>220831913why does 'someone giving a fuck' add value to an action in your mind?As long as those people enjoyed writing that lore. That is what matters.
>>220831930https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Breast/LegendsYou're right. As long as someone had fun writing it, I guess...?
>>220831913you're the kind of person who goes around saying "diamond dozen" and "for all intensive purposes" huh
>>220831930Is that Evil Archer from the mirror universe?
>>220831913The original Glup Shitto post was a linguistic killshot that probably cost Disney several millions in damages. If they could they’d destroy it like George Lucas tried to destroy the Star Wars Christmas Special.
>>220831976Corgect
>>220832009You're the kind of person who goes around projecting and arguing with invented enemies when you're wrong huh
They should do something where the Klingons, Nausiccans, and the Chalnoth meet.Chalnoth are pic rel btw.
>>220832009>>220832035no fighting in our Star Trek general, frenswe're all Terrans here after all, from SOL III
>>220832035>>220831419>>220831466>>220831470>>220831427these people understood what it is and replied accordingly. you didn't. you could have just googled it and shut the fuck up but you chose to embarrass yourself further. i mean it's sad to see but not surprising or unexpected.
>>220832011>>220831993whoops meant for (you)
>>220832072And right on cue, here's the melty. Very convincing with the all lower case text and hapless punctuation to demonstrate how little you care about all of this because you're so cool.Consider me convinced! Anyway, no more (You)s but I'm looking forward to the slow trickle of passive aggressive cope posts that will inevitable follow.
>>220832057This is the kind of MF you’d have to name to get the top prize at a Star Trek trivia night. Some twerp would push his glasses up and smirk “What, you don’t remember Esoqq Chalnorth? Are you sure you’re in the right place?”
>>220832110no, it's the dumbfuck who abducts people for the Xindi-reptilians to develop a bioweapon in earths past.
>>220832146I remember now, thanks anon, but he bears a striking resemblance to Archer
>>220832118it's ok. I was a kid once too and I remember how it feels to be embarrassed when I said some dumb shit without knowing what the fuck I was talking about. i'll give you grace because you seem like your age probably ends with teen.
>>220832221don't bother, he's a known screecher.dozens have tried, he just doesn't want to better himself and takes pride in his retardation.
In professional wrestling, there is a term called "the Jannetty" which refers to wrestler Marty Jannetty, who was largely outshined by the star power of his tag team partner Shawn Michaels. In every pairing, there is always a Jannetty. Someone MUST be the Jannetty.So, I'm asking you, /trek/: Who is the Jannetty?
>>220832392>In every pairing, there is always a Jannetty.that's simply not true
>>220832392I just disagree with the Jannetty rule.
>>220832392I love Weyoun and Jeffrey Combs more than anyone, even our local fake superfan, but I'm going to have to go with Dukat here if we're talking about pure characters.Dukat is the star, Weyoun is the support.
Stop replying to reddit spacing, ban evading trollsdo the needful and move on
>reddit spacinglol newfag>ban evadingYeah you're actually crashing out now lmao
Why does this looks so kino despite the compositing quality
star trek adventures in outer space!
>>220832581
Has anyone saved Gul Ducat on the Ducati motorcycle? Somehow the thread got shoah'd for real
>>220832581Real life has weird compositing too
>>220832680Why would anyone save your slopa?
>>220832581because it obviously took skill and effort. whether true or not modern cgi looks effortless and is thus worthless.
Comparison where none is needed
>>220832782That one was funny
love this guy
>>220832830its too slutty without hosiery
>>220832861I agree, there is nothing slutty about 10 denier black hosiery
>>220832887absolutely classic
>>220832830It's not slutty enough without the boots.
>>220832831 looks like a car I saw at CES once in the 00s
>>220831531Picard is notoriously transphobic. When Riker got with that trannoid he threw up for weeks.
powerful scene
>>220833972brooks must have been insufferable
>>220834194all the actors glaze his directing because he was extremely meticulous and detailed oriented but still just let them vibe as actors and trusted their judgement when it came to their characters
>>220834264> trusted their judgement when it came to their charactersRookie mistake. Actors are often the least knowledgeable about their characters
>>220834297not necessarily. the one example I'm thinking of is when he was directing Armin one time and he was like "No actually you don't get it Quark wouldn't do it like that and this is why" and Armin was DEEP into not only his character but like the entire Ferengi and Star Trek lore. he probably knew everyone else's character too. when you hear him talk about DS9 stuff he sounds like one of us desu
>>220834297its true and it shows in those eps. all of them jerking themselves off
>>220834331it was this scene I think when Brunt was bullying him. Brooks was like "Shouldn't Quark have more a reaction to this man insulting you?" and Armin was like "Nah, Quark is used to it"
>>220834331Ok but DS9 ruined the Ferengi
>>220834331Didn’t Armin actually publish novels about Ferengi society? You won’t find actor commitment like Star Trek actor commitment.
>>220834393DS9 fleshed out the Ferengi.
>>220834407if he did it was only because it was a scheme to carve out a piece of trek for himself. because he is very jewish.
>>220834444flayed*
>>220834297>>220834333also I'm remembering in the chapter about Far Among The Stars where Avery just assumed that I don't remember if it was with Rene or Armin that their 1950s character was going to be somehow related to or some kind of a reflection of what their normal character on DS9 was and the actor was like "Dude....no...that's not what we're doing lol"so yeah, having the grace to accept when you don't know what you're talking about is good in a director probably
>>220834444It turned them into humans-lite
>>220834387every morning i ask myself this question, defiantely.
>>220834517every alien species in Star Trek has always been a metaphor for humans of a certain kind. That's how Roddenberry tricker boomers into watching progressive themes.
>>220834517*HooMans
>>220834581>humans of a certain kindsounds racist
>>220832887I wonder what the uniform would look like with thigh highs and zettai ryoiki instead of full stockings...
i like when i make a star trek argument in a star trek thread and then someone starts making the same star trek argument in another star trek thread. i dont care how pointless it is. it is validating.
Why did Spock believe this guy would cry and whimper and beg for his life so readily? He’s got Vulcan mind shit
>>220834681only if you want to read it that way, otherwise you'd already know that Star Trek uses aliens to do away the prejudice you might have about certain creeds or ways of life. Instead of lecturing audiences directly, he used ayy to safely examine taboo subjects like systemic racism on prime-time tv without triggering censorship.
>>220834681Like Picard.
>>220834695
Mintakan Riker and Troi a cute
>>220834735Don't you realise what you've done? You've angered the Picard and we may all suffer for it. I know. I've seen him. He is all-powerful.
>>220831419No, it advertises PLATES
Races that go well together. I'll call it the cold category;-Andorian-Bolian-Breen
Uooowwwwww
>>220834946Andoria being a glacier ice planet because Andorians are blue is like some shit a retarded preschooler would come up with but there it is in Enterprise. every single thing they introduced into canon in that show was fucking stupid and wrong. it's amazing.
>>220834946Nausicaans too iirc
>>220834984modern tv jews are without honor
>>220834988Rule of Cool. Andorians living in the snow is kinographic.
>>220834899>real life version of an in-universe parody of real life collector's platesAnd redditors ate this shit up like the slopaholics they are. Embarrassing. It embarrasses me.
>>220835000they don't live in snow. they live under"ground" in glacier ice where they don't even see the sun until they're like late teens apparently. it's not cool. it's fucking retarded.
>>220835013That sounds cool.
>>220835013they are blind and the surface is a frozen wasteland. fuck they care about the sun?
lmao
>>220835013I love cool blue slug people
>>220834988Andorians hailing from an ice planet had been a fandom thing for years.
>>220835023it doesn't, and it isn't.>>220835024>the surface is a frozen wastelandprevious shows already introduced "Andorian ale" and "Andorian bull" so if the showrunners weren't fucking retarded they would have known that and at least made it so they would live on a planet where it's plausible to grow grain and support cattle-like animals. but no, what can we expect from the show where 10 minutes into the first episode you have a Vulcan ambassador getting mad and yelling. just shit all over everything why not?
>>220834997>>220834984What was he planning on doing with T’pal if he had won?
>>220835048yeah I'm not surprised it's exactly the kind of mindless retarded shit fans would come up with.>BLUE SKIN MEAN ICE HURRRRRR *shits diaper*
>>220835073It's still cool.
>reddit spacer doesn't understand opinionsi laff
>>220834995alright, now THAT is a cool image. Nausicans in the Snow.
>>220834988What about Tholians?
>>220835139>What about Tholians?what about them?
>now THAT is a cool imageThis guy for real?
>>220835146Same thing in the opposite direction. They're orange fiery bugmen
>>220835175the Tholian home planet isn't shown in Enterprise so idk what you're talking about
>>220835203The atmosphere in their ships is over 200°C and composed of methane and chlorine
DUKAT KEEPS FUCKING BAJORAN WOMEN!!!!
Tholians coming from an extremely hot environment is also something that floated around in the fandom for nearly 40 years before ENT, IIRC. Because the image of the commander in TOS appeared to shimmer in the heat.
>>220835269the point is, the reason to think that is because the inside of their ship seemed to be extremely not. not because their "skin" is red and they therefore must have come from a FIRE PLANET because RED MEANS FIRE *shits diaper*
>>220835311hot*
This guy is actually for real. My sides.
I said bugmen but they're actually just weird crystal guys which is why they gave them six legs and said they're from hot places.
>>220835366Crystalline bugmen works for me
>>220834728He could tell by the shirt.
Intense and slightly creepy there, Riker
>>220832831>Neelix tells him he should come up with a name for himself>he settles on One>crew just keeps calling him "the drone" Wasn't that a bit fucked up?
>Geordi deepfakes himself a hologirlfriend without consentishygddt
>>220835809Would be rude if there'd been a shipwide announcement
>>220831190star trek sex with wesley
>>220835665Gowriker, son of Kyle
>>220835665Riker, when the nipples show
Kino
>>220836251how do you prevent nipples showing through your shirt? ;_;
>>220836325Wear a bra you shameless hussy
>>220836325nipple patch
>>220836535...was anyone afraid of Cardassians? They were always a third-rate power
Looksmaxxing Promethean looking mofo
>>220836603They did conquer at least two other species before Bajor iirc, and they do fight the Federation on same terms for a long time with no clear winner. Terror campaigns are also part of their military strategy, so I'd say yes.
Steve Richie said that Frakes was shit in the recording for the game, and they couldn’t use any of his lines.
>>220836763My friend had this in his basement growing up
>>220836842You should have moved in with him
If I was in Star Trek things would be different.
>>220836938Supreme Leader of the Pakled?
>>220836954Why are you attacking me?
>>220836938There would've been a lot of blood on that bridge, then my voice over the shipwide loudspeaker sayin' "Set course, for home"
>>220837018Because you're fantasizing about having a different life in a sci-fi setting and your tone indicates that it might be a power fantasy
>>220836938>M'ask you summin, Gowron>When was the last time you burned local?
>>220836938The boobs would be larger if I was in charge.
>>220837062How do you know I'm doing that? You're making an assumption. My post was actually jocular. From your response I can only sense that you are full of hate and probably insecure.
>>220837139
>>220832392Double Michaels
Enjoy that Tuvok shows up in the DS9 mirror universe & fits in naturally with the rest of the crew, can't say that for the rest of Voyager.
>Since I did that in 1996, one thing I learned about sci-fi nerds is the majority – and you're not going to believe this because it's not portrayed that way in movies – are black. More black people than white people recognize me from Star Trek. Black people love sci-fi. That's a serious fun fact. You're welcome.Is she right? Are most of my /trek/bros black?
>>220835057Putting it in her ass all night long.
>>220837869Forgot pic.
>>220836603The Feddies kind of were? They were all about appeasing the Cardies instead of putting them in their place in TNG.
>>220837869simple way to find out is to find all the star trek fans in the world and then see if they are black or not
>>220837869I'm so white I could be an honourary ginger, anon. A real one, not a Hollywood one.
>TNG The HuntedFinal away team is the whole bridge crew except Riker and he follows them down to the transporter room to discuss stuff on the way.The ship isn't doing anything major at the time but it's still funny to me that there's situations in which a call might be missed cause everyones away.
>>220837869No, but blerds are generally nicer people to be around than your average nerd.
>>220834407Garak's actor wrote a book. Everything in it is spot-on for the character.
>>220835246Many such cases!
>>220838402Definitely more than your average black
>>220838186Is that the one where they all leave the bridge together without saying anything to anyone on duty? Its always so funny to me
>>220836763why would frakes do that?
>>220837879I bomb Palestine for she
>>220840526I would turn Gaza into Alucard’s final battle scene in Hellsing for her
>knobs vs panelsWho was in the wrong here?
star trek sex with david corwin
>>220841212
Considering that modern Gorn are xenomorph rip offs, how likely is it that Kirk could beat one in hand to hand combat?
>Watching VOY for the first>Get to "Distant Origin" after hearing so many good things about>It's dogshitNobody that likes Star Trek requires subtlety in their fiction, but Jesus Christ you'd think for all the Berman sanctimony they could at least come up with a script that's not embarrassing.Overall I'm enjoying Voyager more than I expected, though.
Greetings
>>220841760Y'know if they had more water they probably could've done something about their dry hair
>>220841679Kirk and Archad work out and can beat alienshitters all day long.Picard was a marathon runner which is good for endurance like resisting torture but couldn't fight until he got space steroids in the movies.Sissyko plays baseball which is 90% standing around.Janeway is a woman.
Was the nutrek war worth it? The community is in tatters.
>>220842232evil must be opposed
>>220841760>mfw a Kazon actually thought he had successfully manipulated an Obsidian Order operative
excuse me who the fuck is that
You're not about to turn down that action.
>>220836763He was also shit in his Family Guy appearances. Not every actor can voice act. But Stewart and Nimoy were always great.
>>220843096What the hell Vulcans do in a nightclub? Have philosophy talks about potential sex every 7 years?
>>220842603Then stop watching anything named Star Trek
>>220843249>pon farr nightAs a human, your only hope is to try and dodge the loads.
>>220840910Buttons and knobs have a more visceral connection to what you are doing, on a subconscious level- it makes you feel the importance of whatever you are doing. I think that's important when you are in command of a starship. Even modern naval ships are still controlled by buttons despite the fact that we've had perfectly adequate touch screens for almost two decades.
>>220843314They got rid of the wheel though. Just have a soulless joystick now.
>>220843337We must retvrn
Just starting on Discovery and it's making me feel sick>Could they not afford a fucking tripod?Fucking shakeycam and everything being shot at a weird angle despite NOTHING. FUCKING. HAPPENING. >Whamen whamen whamen
>>220843337Dont know if the Navy uses azimuth thrusters or not...but if they do a joystick makes more sense for controlling that.
>>220843416You'll just have to keep watching.
I don't know what else Sonequa Martin Green is in but in STD she is an absolutely horrific actor
>>220843416>just started my bowl of turd soup, not feeling so well bros
>>220844335>chairs neon purple>doors neon orangeSo close, yet so far...
>>220843519I don't think that's a great idea.
>>220844354Completionists have to.
>>220840910Touchscreens are fucking gay, I don't care about the mass penalty give me BUTTONS and SWITCHES.
>>220844399
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVqt4OjuDbI
>>220844399I did it for the 100% and I really wish I hadn't.Saru and Tilly got me through it, call her fat all you like but at least they wrote her with a personality.I hate Burnham so much it's unreal
>>220844533imagine actually watching the whole thing
>>220836763>>220843230I never actually saw Gargoyles, how were he and the other TNG cast in that show?
What was the point in having several nuTreks taking place in different eras when the production design was exactly the same? What set STD, Prickard, SNW, etc. apart, visually? Nothing. It arr rook arike.
>>220844585Hell back in the 90s they knew this. DS9 was purposefully made to look different from TNG. Same for DS9 and VOY.
>>220844585It was about raping as much canon as possible.
>>220844585They're supposed to be in separate eras?Judging from the spammer's garbage .webms I assumed they were all set in the future-future or something and that's why the ships look retarded.
>TNG Season 7What the fuck is even going on anymore?>Ship turns aztec temple>Deana goes horny for worf>Everyone de-evolvesI remember all those episodes but I don't think it was quite clear they came one after the other.
>>220844633I mostly post Starfleet Academy webms, that's the future series and the only modern Trek I really enjoy aside from an occasional cheeky episode of Lower Decks.
>>220844636Season seven was a mix of tying up loose ends and using whatever scripts they bought but never used, and DS9 didn’t want either. Very weird but I’m glad it exists.
It was a gulp shitto hazard
>>220844636Masks is a great TOSlike episode.Eye of the Beholder is creepy but the Troi/Worf shit was nonsense.Genesis is retarded but the monster designs are cool.
>>220844727I like all of them too, that's not my issue, it's just that they come one after the other and are so whacky. Do we know what Stewart thought of Genesis? He seems unhappy with his lines imho.
>>220844774it was mostly that they knew it was the end and had nothing to lose
They should just produce old fan scripts that almost made the cut
>>220844901Fan Scripts died with Piller leaving, did they not?Ultimately, Disney ruined copyright or at least lobbied hard against sensible changes.
https://youtu.be/jMq5udcYZSo
>>220845186>Chakotay phasering the salamanders
>>220845263>leave the babies, it'll be fine>nothing bad ever happens
>>220845330Forever altered the future history of life on that world. I wonder if they'd evolve back into something humanoid over a long enough time? I don't see much benefit to being big salamanders over being human.
>>220845186If only they had seatbelts.
>>220845365Maybe, though the mutation was intense to the point of replacing all his organs and adapting him to a different atmosphere initially. That all goes out the window once he is a Salamander ultimately, no more signs of water rejection or needing a nitrogen-chloride atmos.If the babies survived to breeding age and the genetic code doesn't unravel due to incest, anything is possible.
>>220845365>I don't see much benefit to being big salamanders over being human.The black ones Axolotl questions
Or that time we learned that some dinos on Earth evolved to the point they left our planet for stars, and we never found any clues on Earth that they might have existed in the first place.
>>220845115They got like 30,000 submissions for TNG and only produced a handful. I’m sure there’s a few that just almost made it but they couldn’t because of budget or broadcast standards that they didn’t throw in the trash
>>220845624The memory alpha pages for rejected scripts is funny because the majority of them were trash that they were right to toss out
>>220845532All their ruins got subducted back down into Earth's crust in the intervening 65 million + years.Or the Federation is aware of some anomalous Ooparts of indeterminate origins that only get properly IDd after Voyager's return, that'd be a neat bit of added lore.
>>220845532Don't compare the Voth to the freaky Salamanders. We barely know the tip of the iceberg about Dinosaurs to this day and unless they'd been as retarded as us, fueling their factories with fossil fuels and using nuclear weapons with atmosphere, they'd be extremely difficult to find traces of in millions of years of tectonic entombing.
>>220845652>>220845624and then there is Insurrection which always seemed like stretched TV episode
>>220845704>unless they'd been as retarded as usSomewhere along their long voyage to the Delta quadrant or soon after establishing themselves there they must have undergone some kind of civilizational collapse or other hardship that broke them off from their Distant Origin, prior to rising as a powerful regional empire with apparent FTL engines.
>>220845707that's a movie, completely different from what we're talking about
>>220845532If the progenitors made the dinos it means we can breed em ;)
>>220845462
>>220845773a huge-ass roid nuking your homeworld into the kind of oblivion where proto-rodents, lichen, ants and shrooms are more suited to life than highly evolved reptiloids might do the trick.The Voth don't need to be the only descendants of Parasaurolophus to survive, just one of the more advanced pockets of diaspora.
>>220845988>My gf is mother of my friends child
>>220845834>successfully invent interstellar travel>cannot redirect/destroy an asteroid only 7 miles wideThey had to have seen it coming in order to have time to escape, unless the only Voth survivors were those who were working/living in space at the time. Earth was basically on fire after the impact, nobody was gonna get out of that unless they were bunkered down tight.Humans aren't anywhere near a Type 1 civilization and even we've experimented with asteroid redirection, fairly recently too.
>>220846144Kardashev is retarded, all it does is measure inefficient consumption. Use Barrow for general overview, Trophic Integration for efficiency and Entropy/Debt Ratios for sustainability.Then calculate the amount of power required to redirect Oumuamua and you realize that even with 24th century Star Trek tech it would need multiple planets worth of annual energy consumption to nudge it.
>>220846238Kirk blew up an asteroid in TMP and it didn't take more than a photon torpedo.
>>220846258that was smart. i would have tried an ice cream cone first.
>>220845988
>>220846258Consider when it was written and how little they knew about space at the time. The Scientific principles of Star Trek keep shifting to catch up as Futurism advances. In that TNG Q 'sode where he lost his power it's already corrected.
>>220846285What a whore
>>220845532That's why the best fix for this 'sode is that there was an interstellar zoo collecting species from the entire galaxy and their ancestors escaped from it.
*ding ding ding ding ding*
>>220846806Mr. Hill took the day off, come back tomorrow
>>220846795>huh, everyone loves the gayniggers from outer space in the orville because the 500 cigarettes scene went viral on tiktok >how do we copy this?
>>220846298Stop trying to force a meme with your stupid "sode" bullshit.
Trans Moclan arc is 5 'sodes and countless b-plots long thoughbeit, a fan favorite of progressive themes and enlightened values.>>220846955yryl
>>220831527I'm afreight I can't say.
>>220845532See >>220841750I really did not like that episode. Its understanding of evolution is terrible, on top of its theme being "Who Watches the Watchers"-tier dreck. Just the worst of Berman-era.
>>220846795Still better than Neelix.
220847508N
>>220846795Someone should tell her that her character’s race is born addicted to crack
>>220843314Objectively not true.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_John_S._McCain_and_Alnic_MC_collision
>>220846795that motherfucker back there is not star trek
>>220846298Everything we know about space is literally just mostly fanfiction
>>220847812HOL UP
>>220847744kek
>>220847812that's bullshit but I believe it
>>220847141Evolution functioning like Pokemon (or rather Digimon because you can always be magically reverted at the end of the episode) is part and parcel of Braga scripts.That said, I think it could've been a fun episode if the Voyager crew never realized they were being watched, and it was just a typical VOY episode from the perspective of aliens commenting on it like a nature documentary.
>>220847895My favorite part about making them step siblings, is how meaningless it was for both characters. You could tell the same story with her just being adopted by random Vulcan family, and meet Spock in school or something, and spare yourself a lot of fandom outrage. But noooooooooooooo...
>>220847947It's about killing fans.
>>220847947For some reason Bryan Fuller was obsessed with the idea and none of the people who'd have stopped him were around
>>220847900The aliens studying the crew was fine; you could even preserve the ship being held captive. But the evolution premise and the groan-inducing historical allegory just ruin it. It's well-shot, though. The trial at the end in particular was much more visually memorable than most 90s Trek episodes. Lots of moody closeups.
>>220847812Thus we write science-fiction as a way to extrapolate from what we know
>>220848092Can someone tell me how her imaginary bf got new body? I forgot/pushed it out of my memory.
>>220848092>pov switches>universal translator churning out whitenoise during this linekino
star trek sex with tom and harry
>>220848267
When did star trek finally end?
>>220848442It ended with Sisko sacrificing himself. Which leaves Voyager ending after part 1 of Equinox where they're going to die to the creatures attacking the ship. Win-win.
>>220848442When Voyager came.
>>220848526came home*
Have new prepared and await my instructions.
Disco Bones is my spirit animal
Did anyone else get lowkey chills when Captain Pike was talking to Kirk about the responsibilities of command?
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>>220848875No, I gave up on SNW.
>>220848875>And when you're cripled and I get your ship, I will pretend I don't know you, lol.
>>220848442
fucking romulan shits
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>>220848875The dialogue was fine but the premise is Lucas-tier.
the "lowkey chills" shitpost makes me chuckle every time. it's just so dumb
>>220849029Don't encourage xir
Why did they let Fred fri so many bergers?
