Shran and the ShranettesPrevious: >>220831177
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>>220848984Created early.
>>220848996star trek sex with wesley
How do you structure your trek viewing?
>>220849057
>>220849057sexually
>>220849046really not that funny. not at all.
>>220849057I watch everything at 2x speed
>>220848996Star trek sex with ME
>>220849073Doesn't this have ads?
>>220849114yes. its great
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMq5udcYZSo
>youre just not getting it>the struggle is the whole point of the game
>>220849085i watch everything at 0.5x speed. my life is empty.
>>220848542We never saw Voyager come home so Star Trek never ended. KEK! Geezers btfo! New Trek is True Trek!
i'm so bored rn. can we have a star trek dance party?
>>220849557
>>220849557anyone? someone?
>>220849577let's partay!
>>220849577
what does it feel like to live alone? not even a cat or a dog or a goldfish.
Thinking about it, they should've just not worn pips on Voyager. Being such a small crew, everyone would've come to recognize the overall skill levels of each other and a loose command structure would just naturally form. All the pips do is stroke egos and "other" the Maquis.Really they shouldn't have even bothered with uniforms after a certain point and they all should've embraced maximum /comfy/, but I understand for promotional purposes and to let channel surfers immediately know "this is Star Trek" the uniforms had to stay.
>>220849807Janeway was a fascist who required strict military discipline on what amounted to a long term colony ship.
>>220849796I have a dog.
>>220849807A crew, not unlike star trek fans, require a high degree of structure.
>>220849046>star trek sex with wesleyNot even with YOUR dick.
It seems we're at an impasse.
>>220849889dogs are kino. good companions. good for your mental and physical health.
>>220849939Who's this sexy lady?
>>220850204He gets me on away missions.
Wesley>Friends with Geordi the whole show>Oh hey now I'm a 'Q like'>"Lol fuck your tech, this is all fucking dinosaur shit compared to what I'm gunna be doing">Literally do you even think as a career? Oh wait, your entire career is fucking worthless!>Have fun tinkering with Lincoln logs faggot!>Teleports back to NuTrek
>>220849807ransom tried that approach. they ended up burning aliens for fuel.
>thinkinbout that cheese
>>220850548Thinkin bout dat freight
for me, it's Mollie
Is AI slop really how far we have come?
>>220850674>weit's one troll
>AI slopAI cuisine
>>220850674
>>220850631Picard tried to shoah the borg in "I, borg"
Daily reminder that it's>Deanna Troi & Geordi La Forgenot Diana Troy and Geordie LaForge
>>220850829Or like how everyone spells it Ryker instead of Riker or Warf instead of Worf
Dy'ena Trouw & Dshordee LaFordsch
>>220850941He's in and they are furious
MISTA QWORF! TORPEGOS!
>>220850941I used to spell him Whorf. It looked more exotic with an h
>>220850829Is there a bonsai forcefield or does she always replicate a new one after the ship is done shaking violently?
The Pah Wraiths sound like they drink some sort of carbonated drink with froth on the top and then look up and say 'Pahhhhhh'.
>>220850766He didn't tho. Watch till the end
>>220851070did these people want another Show with Kirk?
>>220851070
kirk is the best
If Christianity or Islam or Karma were true, then a Klingon solution would be in order.
>>220851177meaning, the Klingon defeated their own gods.
>>220851070lol
>Pike telling Kirk off about breaking Federation principlesLook who's talking>>220851177Klingon faith is the closest equivalent to ChristianityVulcan logic works like Jewish faithBajorans are thinly veiled Muslims
>>220851232Bajorans are polytheistic.
>>220851232The Klingons killed their gods, how is that Christianity? Christians are slaves to their god.
A lot of shitty takes today.
>>220851087They wanted TOS season four with TOS season one writing quality and the actors frozen in their mid 30s. TNG being successful was a once in a generation miracle.
MISTA QWORF. QUANTUM TORPEGOS.FIRE!!!!
Even ACKspammer is out on a Saturday night.let that sink in
>>220851465Just stop.
>>220849057Release order. Episode by episode. Engage.
>>220849057TOS --> TAS --> TOS MOVIES --- > TNG ---> TNG: Generations Movie ---> DS9 ---> VOY ---> Rest of the TNG Movies ---> ENT
>>220851542the 'Rest of the TNG Movies' may be acceptable before VOY and after DS9.
>>220851410Shut up Wesley
>>220849057First two watchthroughs complete, then by Theme
>>220851648If anything, the character which closest resembles me in Trek is Q. But even that is not 1:1 because Q still has to answer to the Q Continuum. So I'm more like the dude in charge of the Q Continuum actually.
>The character which closest resembles me in Trek is Qmuh sides
>>220851699I'm God.
>>220851737>Spaceball
>>220851822So if you have sex on the chair, is that a 3-some or just a 2 and a half some? Meeeeeeeeennnnnn!
>>220849057I choose a specific theme to watch either in random order or chronological order if it's a story arc/DS9. In hindsight this could be why I grew sick of anomaly 'sodes.
Never realized that Mark Twain on Star Trek was Deep Throat on The X-Files
>>220850672That's one thing I liked about Janeway that Q spelled out. Has authority but still has a feminine side. In this scene she is arguing with Q but still can't resist snuggling with an adorable puppy
>>220852108snuggling with a puppy is masculine as well.
>>220852131Depends on the breed. A chihuahua is a little gay
>>220852108AI works like that too. If you’re ever arguing with a chatbot just give it a puppy and it forgives you.
Believe it or not, creating order and coziness is masculine.Look at the Roman Empire. Attention to detail and aesthetics. Order.
>>220852211It's also feminine. It's both, whatever. Me and my wife are co-creators. We both create order.
>>220852211>>220852231Men provide the lines, women provide the coloringYin and yang, a synchronic harmonic resonance between the sexes. It’s almost like they were designed to complement each other and not compete .. no way that’s too far out there man o_O
>>220852055mmmmyes HA! WOO! HA!
>>220852406Personally I think this is all too rigid of a concept.There are probably more famous male artists than female artists. They seem to .. be 'coloring' quite a heckin' bit. Personally, I like to draw lines AND color them. And I like to co-create with my wife. I'm the God. She's the Goddess. Is what it is.
>>220852455It was a metaphor shitheel.
>>220850721How often did Harry bang a holodeck version of seven?
You'll never get it but I'm feeling generous todayhttps://youtu.be/UvEIXfy_Ga8
>>220852533Never, he was into humiliation
Such a kino eppy. Dragged down a bit by more technobabble than I had remembered, but still great. I'm not one of those "missed potential of voyager" types, but I can't help but wish that it had leaned more into weird TOS-ish stuff like this and less into blowing up Borg cubes.
Is there such a thing as a redshirt (/TOS goldshirt) being a NCO? Or are NCOs always going to be either a goldshirt or blueshirt?
>Janitor applications are now open. Apply here!
>>220852910Neelix’s solution was way more kino then >we hacked da mainframe XD
>>220850631Picard threatened the well being of the entire Earth numerous times as a result of his incompetence.
>>220853137my upscale looks better than yours
>>220853169Nta but it looks worse like hyper contrast Netflix jeetslop
>>220853208>Nta but I'm a blind retardthanks but I didn't ask
>>220850721She looks too much like my youngest sister for me to find her attractive in any way.
>>220849057first watch through i did tng, ds9, voy, tng movies, tos, tos moviesi was confused at some of the early crossovers of course, scotty and bones. bashir i think. and i think some of the klingon guys. but it made for a very satisfying ending with tos and their movies. i wish i could unwatch it so I could watch it for the first time again
>>220848984started watching tng and im noticing a lot of big name actors randomly showing up, kind of reminds me of columbo in that regard. is it just a season 1 thing or does it keep happening for the rest of the seasons?
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>>220853600That's what's called "complacent ignorance".
It was a violent thoughts at the sound of neelix's voice hazard
>>220853151Anon, they didn't hack anything. They made a copy of janeways mind that was horrifically alright with dying and sacrificed it to the fear monster
>>220853710Same shit
>>220853388Seeing random actors you recognize from other stuff and the occasional big name is part of the fun of the entire Trek, my child.
>>220853710I guess anon is saying that solving with technical jargon is spiritually the same thing, whereas Kirk would've defeated the Clown in a way closer to what Neelix suggested.
Need this hot cutie
>>220854241too tall
>>220852055Eh, no way>>220852407But damn, I'm just about at Times Arrow and don't wanna rewatch it, hate that 1800s setting so much...
>>220854298Lulz at how she checks out dat ass
>>220854298Tall woman is vastly more attractive than short woman.
Pah-wraith keiko best keiko
>>220854892Imagine the angry wraithlike footjobs.
Confess your space sins, /trek/.
>>220855197One time, I used the transporter to transport someone out into space, as a prank.
>>220854241Not tall enough.
>>220855232D-d-did they d-d-diedd?!?!Or were they Khionian, BITCH!
>>220855197I fly to work at Warp 7 even though it’s bad for the spacetime continuum.
>your autistic friend every time you say something is “cool” or a girl is “hot”
guys I'm about ti finish DS9 , I'm at S7 E22.
Bashir and O'Brien are complete and utter bros. And they love each other.
>>220855197I had sex with the holodeck and it wasn't even powered on.
Got a bottle of kanar and some Ketracel-white.
>>220856368dying to know what is actually in that bottle
>>220856368>a figure for each of the weyoun cloneClever
>>220856463Milk.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNgkfrCYsS8
Picard is sexist
>>220857289
>>220854298This type of women awakens something primal within me. I understand Arnold. I understand.
So can you beam through shields or not? Just watched "Maneuvers" and they beamed Chakotay while in combat with shields up and then Seska beamed him back. It was quite lulzy
got my bottle of kanar and some ketracel whitenothing wrong on a saturday night
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>>220856368BASED
>>220857815That's not what happens. Did you fall asleep during the episode or something?It's explained in excruciating detail
>>220857896I ordered a p'zza
>>220858295They spouted mumbo jumbo about beaming while in warp. I don't recall them ever addressing the shields.
>>220853654>not reading your far-fetched fan theory>"complacent ignorance"I laff
>>220859745They punctured the shield grid first and then Seska used knowledge of Voyager's shield frequencies. Then, Voyager exploited the same vulnerability in their own shields to their advantage later in the episode.
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I love the Oberth classThat is all
>>220859866>Oh whah. I'm mad.
>>220858514This guy is so hilarious. He failed making his name in StarFleet, so he became terrorist. And then Sisko threats him like the little bitch he is anyway. Imagine failing at life so hard.
>>220860860That's not what happened at all tho. Do you need a watch guide?
>>220860860>not 3x stronger than Sisko>doesn't have a thousand year old worm inside him>doesn't have telepathy>still beat Sisko
>>220853168you left out Hugh carrying the mind virus back to the Borg in "I, Borg", and the Borg rebellion in Descent 1 and 2.
Michael Eddington watchlist
A-koo-chee-moya
LMAO what even was this episode?
>>220862200The Road to Hell is Paved with Good Intentions
>>220862197Chief Highwater of the Long Nose Tribe tell heap big lies
>>220862271star trek sex with icheb
Fascism watchlist
>>220861597And THAT is why you are not an evil man!
>>220848984So uhhh do right-wing star trek fans like, actually exist? I mean how is that even possible lol.
>>220862858they do and have always been around. they focus on the parts they can align with for the most part, then there's the schizos noticing patterns and reinterpreting the source material.TOS was about the Federation being an idealized Western democratic hegemony fighting against soviet Klingons and chinese Romulans with Captain Kirk being alpha-male coded, believing in american-style liberty and projecting military strength.Golden age conservatives focused on the military professionalism of Starfleet and Deep Space Nine was especially liked in church conservative circles for obvious reasons.Modern era is generally rejected as woke, chuds often argue that classic trek was about a colorblind, merit-based vision of the future where modern trek discusses identity politics and emotionalism with far less military professionalism.
>>220863369>not a little girl anymore
happiest troi in the entire series. riker is a jerk
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>>220860328I don't remember this.
>Neelix and Naomi episode>Tuvok steals the showEvery damn time. He's not being dethroned as my favorite any time soon.>>220863674>In late 2005, Pomers checked into an anorexia nervosa treatment facility. The 5 ft 2 in (157 cm) actress' weight had dropped to 73 pounds (33 kg) and she was exercising as much as six hours per day.Huh.
>>220862197Chakotay is such a foid-coded character ("No, we can't use tricorders! Muh respecting burial rites!"). I imagine Jeri Taylor just yapping on about how this character will change the television landscape and Rick Berman just nodding and smirking knowing he can get his Jewish fraud buddy a nice paycheck.
>>220864102Neex must pay for his crimes
>>220864102there was probably 6 months in there somewhere when she was super fit and not a skelly.
>>220863827And all it took was being raped by an alien.
>>220863827Greek whore
>>220862759
>>220864214Jeri Taylor’s episodes are way too foidbrained tbhonest
>>220865445I love smart STEM-minded women, but it's scary to think the vast majority believe in stuff like astrology or that episode's message.
>>220865668I can’t fault them. Imagine if the moon controlled your erection
>>220849057>get drunk>cover one eye to see straight>scroll through media folder to TV shows>select one of the Star Trek folders>click randomly>episode opens in VLC
>>220865695>deep cutMore like skimming through Memory Alpha.
>>220850721I've been working on this again. I only have 3 episodes left to scour for training data, then it's onto tagging and organization.
some things never change, even in the future
>>220849057Usually by release order but TNG does a lot when I'm in a bad mood. Sometimes you need a parasocial family when your real one is awful.
>>220863025Fuck you.
>>220849085
>>220866372i like how the twist is that they do commit more crimes
>>220865739i would just plan my life around it. the moon is very predictable. much unlike my penis.
>>220866601Cuz they have defective brains… just like—!
>>220865739I would endeavor to obliterate the moon and scatter the debris into a new ring for the Earth.No fucking sky rock is gonna tell me what to do.
>>220856368Based.
>>220866447TNG has a soothing effect.
I love when Dukat goes>war is such thirsty work [downs another glass of kanar]and Weyoun says>maybe if you didn't talk so much, your throat wouldn't be so dry
>>220866982that's the kinoest scene in the whole show
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my favorite dukat scene is the one where he admits to nerys that his wife left him for a better man, then proceeds to tell her about his vengeful power fantasiesIronically, if he had the guy transferred to Breen as ambassador like he planned to do, he accidentaly sent the guy and his ex-wife to the safest place to be when Cardassia falls as a result of his betrayalThe more you think about it the better this scene gets
I still key lowkey chills when I watch this scene.
>>220867575You're dismissed.
>>220867575>>220867599Why do we hate SNW again?
I think voyager deserves another chance
>>220867618Did you know in order to wear latex you have to cover your body in talcum powder or a special lubricant?
>>220867575
dukat did winn
>>220867633I'm trying but it just feels kinda lame. When they do those end-of-episode-captain-disciplines-character moments it just feels like a cheap imitation of Picard speeches.I think Janeway's hair in the early seasons has some psychological effect that makes me despise her. Maybe it's because I know they somewhat ditch the femPicard angle in the latter half.
>>220867655ha!
>>220867619Because it isn't any good.
>>220867552I respect Jan'Itor, but Vortroons was right there and you missed it.
>>220867575The count is in. Pike wins, but not enough to be a cunt about it.
>>220867552The dominion would’ve been better if the wormhole wasn’t a thresher maw deus ex machina hell dimension at Sisko’s beck and call
>>220867845despite all of that nonsense the war was won by section 31ds9 sucks
>>220867845>at siskos beck and callthe prophets only did a single wormhole intervention, more for the bajoran people than Sisko, and he had to pay a brutal penance. Dax dies, Sisko breaks down and gets exiled to earth and eventually he died.It was a one-time compromise. Watch the show before spouting nonsense.
>>220867633voy sucks
We need to reevaluate DISCO.
>>220867958Alright. I've reevaluated it.It's shit.
>>220867148It's up there with the founder cutting off Dukat mid-sentence to demand when the minefield is coming down, and Weyoun ever the little bitch goes YEAH DUKAT THE MINEFIELD
>>220867937I think YOU suck>>220867958I have reevaluated STD and it still sucks
>>220867958Do you have a positive angle? Please share cause I really tried to like it but simply couldn't.There's some cool characters but every good scene or idea gets drowned in so much pointless filler and irritating cliffhangers that it all falls apart for me.
>>220867919we only dropped nukes on a single country and they were pacified forever. the dominion never sent anymore ships. The prophets opened the wormhole in the first place to kill billions which prompted Sisko to push Dukat off a cliff. They wouldve protected the alpha quadrant and stopped ships regardless to make that moment in time come to fruition.Watch the show.
impressive gymnastics, reddit spacer
>>220868211nonlinear means what exactly, cowardly passive aggressive anti-(You)ing troon?
(you) :3
