>they design boards like this to break men like us
Why don't they just not commit crimes?
>>220883021Shut up toads
>>220883021Get this lame outta here
>>220883021Greenlit
>>220883021
there are no free threads here
>>220883003shot status?
>>220883003Who holds the keys to this board?
>>220884407Rolling
>>220884407Rollin'
>>220884407
>>220884407Reroll
>>220884407Roll
>>220884407I'm calling my shot rn
>>220883003
>>220884407C'mon Big Nigger!
>>220884555Gem
>>220884555Based Burner putting in wirk
>>220884407putting in work
>>220884407stop posting this shit and ruining every SCCU (shot caller cinematic universe) thread
We heard how you got down in /aco
>>220884407rollan
>>220883021Once you commit crime it become the way of life.
>>220885765What are the SCCU essentials? I've already seen Felon (2008)
>>220884407roll'
>>220884214called.
>>220886060everyone who liked shot collar should check out a prophet. its a similar story but a lil more realistic (muslim goes to prison as a sort of bitch but becomes a shot collar eventually)
>>220884407give me something good
>>220884407Ready to get down with the wood pile.
>>220884407roll
>>220884407me
>>220886822kek
>>220884407The fact is, we all started out as someone's little anon.
>>220886060you may think I am talking shit here, but genuinely Tulsa King
>>220886822lmfao nice LN LN
>>220883021When you first night involves witnessing a buck breaking, you’re never the same.
>>220884407rollingNO MONEY PLEASE I'LL SUCK YOUR DICK YOU WANT ME TO EAT YOUR SHIT I'LL EAT YOUR FUCKING SHIT
>>220884407Sure
>>220884407wasn't green nigger the movie where the big black guy could heal people and he was in death row?
>>220888009Get your drawers down fish.
>>220883034>seen a norteno get stomped out because he lied on his jacket. He was a chomo that tried to mainline. We ain’t having that shit on the mainline homeboy.
>>220884407i am in
>>220884555Well deserved
>>220888034trying to check my paperwork, wood?
>>220884555>>220887555who holds the keys here?
>>220885765You're greenlit
>>220886822It ain’t good fish, nothings good in here, but lame nigger is who you are now.
i call the shots on this board
Any woods catch this recent British prison film?Quite good
>>220886133>has seen "shot caller" written multiple times in this very thread alone>continues to write it "shot collar", will absolutely never correct himself let alone notice itsub 80 IQ browns and their complete inability to alter information once it has entered their brains will always fascinate meA Prophet is a very good movie thoughbeit
>>220883003what a dumb comment. what, did he think the other guy might of thought they designed places like that to empower them or some shit
>>220888349Haven't seen this but I'm willing to put in work for my brothers
>>220884407I am here to (margin) call the shots
>>220888413>doesnt know to make misteaks to prove hes not a.igrime
>>220888413>guy likes the same movie as me>guess ill be a prick to him over nothing for no reason thothis is why you have no friends cunt
>thoughbeit
>>220884407roll it up
>>220888432You’re not calling anything shotnigger.
>>220888542Are we just making up words now? Like whilist?
>>220888432based
>>220884407I want your clothes your boots and the keys to this pod
>>220884407Rolling for shot caller
this man holds the keys to this board, you treat him with respect >>220888888
>>220884407Me. Lil Nigger.
>>220884555kek
>>220888962You've been promoted
>>220884407T
>>220886822jej
>>220889019You answer to >>220888009
AAAAHH THERE ARE NIGGERS AROUND, I MUST PUT DRUGS INTO MY ASS AND SHANK PEOPLE
>>220884407Let it ride
>>220884407me and my boyz
>>220884555fucking what
>>220884407rollin
>shot callerI watched 'Brawl in cell block 99' over the weekend and that was actually a good movie. IDK if you could have pulled that off w\ anyone but vince vaugn. Some of the most brutal violence I've ever seen too.
>>220888542>>220888831Holy newfag
>>220886060Scum
>>220884555Local Local Burner
>>220889365This oldfag has been here since 2022.
>>220889282Geezus. They have 'prag' written all over them
>>220884407rolling
>>220886060>>220883003What happens in prison that drives a man to grow such a massive goatee?
>>220884407Let's find out.
>>220883021then how would you get into the yard to control the keys
whats the appeal of these retarded shows?bunch of scumbags in jail sodomising eachother all day and night and at one point drove around on motorbikes or some shit?
>>220883021Got to put in the work, wood
>>220883021It is literally impossible not to commit crimes.
>>220890516I'm doing the impossible.
>>220883003You're not a man, men don't have boobs or sound like old ladies over the phone.
>>220884407Shot caller reporting in
>>220884407I call the rolls on this board.
>>220884407Paperwork: hooped
>>220883003I grew my beard out in a similar fashion. People will get clear out of my way when I walk down the street.
>>220884407Shot caller here. I got the keys.
>>220884407the keys are mine
>>220883021GET THIS LAME AWAY FROM ME
>>220884555Thanks for being a real one
What makes Shot Caller (2017) so beloved by /tv/ - Television & Film?
>>220891368Know your place money.
300 navy seals on 3count em ripper
>>220890516Not if you're White
He only got 16 months.
>>220888156Charles Sneed
>>220891960The fact is, we all started out as someone's little angel. And a place like this forces us to become warriors or victims. Nothing in between can exist here.
>>220890245You burn my keys and I’m gonna green light you fish.
>>220883003>tfw im a toad
>>220889282Are these two gonna have some gay sex?
>>220892321You a duck. And a lame one at that.
>>220884407fuck it
>>220892339It's not gay if they are in prison
>>220888331Is this you?
>>220884407Who is asking?
>>220884407Calling the shots.
>>220894174Hold my glasses fish
>>220884407*drinks, then crashes my car into a suv, killing a family of four*
>>220884407Let's go.
>>220894134>>220894234Neither of you fishes call the shots, you simply hold them.
>>220894203
What they mean by this?
>>220883021>Everyone puts in work, there are no free rides. You'll get your fuckin hands dirty like the rest of us
>>220892540Yes it is. I don't care how desperate you get. Putting your dick in another dudes butt then having sex like it was a vagina is homosexual.
>>220894234Shot holder? What's that do?
>>220894211Hold this, Lil duck
>>220884407I'm gonna get everyone greenlit!
>>220894265So maybe the holder delegates the shots on behalf of the caller? I can do that job.
>>220883021Semitic men put blacks in their TV shows and vidya
>>220884407Rollan
>>220884407I hold the keys here
>>220894666
>>220883003dubs. I hold the keys to this thread.
>>220884407Roll an
>>220894318TSMT
>>220884407You know what I want
>>220883021One has not only a legal but a moral responsibility to obey just laws. Conversely, one has a moral responsibility to disobey unjust laws
>>220894895Wonder who Michael Weston was helping in this particular episode of Burn Notice.
>>220890239It's essentially a mouth pussy, it a signal to other inmates you wanna be face fucked
>>220884407i am big fish
>>220895646>You know what the most dangerous thing in America is, right? Nigga with a library card.Did he even know what his people normally get up to?
>>220884407I do, Lame
>>220884555the man himself
>>220884407K
my dad's in prison currently. no idea if hes putting in work or not
>>220891072whats up, glasses nigger
>>220888142That guy is fucked.>https://apps.sheriff.org/ArrestSearch/InmateDetail/582600179
>>220895962hes back in prison? not shocking
this movie would have been way better if it was played chronologically without all the flashbacks and flashforwards
>>220895962>Dade Countyfucking florida..... really?
>>220884555>>220887555>>220894555We have some real ones rolling with us, Global Freezers are greenlit
>>220884407That's enough
>>220884555
>>220896188Why did he chose to help that toad? Is he gonna go off saving every guy in the yard?
>>220896214The script demanded it of him.
>>220886060Dogman has a dog groomer involved in low level crime get into bigger trouble because of his friends.
>>220886060watch blood in blood out for the latino version
>>220896214he had to get it on B A C K W A R D S
>>220894895>you stick to your own raceWhat if you're the only Asian in the entire prison?
>>220896539Can't believe a real one would end up being a global freezer
I would just assault guards to be put in isolation.
>>220896622You create your own asian gang with a couple of jeets
>>220884407we all know here who called the shots
>>220884187Daily reminder that sicario and shotcaller take place in the same universe Operator = bottle
>>220888331>i call the shots on this boardThe only thing you're calling is Ubereats for another 4-5 Little Caesars pizzas.
>>220890458This is a movie and there's only one rape. The mc isn't a criminal. He's a stockbroker and drinks and drives, runs a red light or something, gets t boned and his friend dies. It's about how prison culture can make a criminal out of an otherwise law abiding citizen, and make a worse criminal out of an existing one. It's really extreme and hard to believe in how it conveys that message, but the movie is fun with a lot of great performances. There are a lot of meme lines. That's why it gets posted here so much. I watched SoA btw, and while Shot Caller is gang slop it isn't anything even resembling the slop that SoA was ESPECIALLY in the later seasons.
>>220896703Isolation is worse because you're surrounded by predators and actual psychopaths that can't be allowed to exist in GP. At least...that's what The Homie Wes Watson told me...
>>220895987apparently he held his girlfriend at home against her will and had his two goons keep watch and make sure she didn't escape after he went to jail John Bravo actually flew out to see Watson's mcmansion and found that it's in a really shitty part of town with nothing but rundown apartment complexes and dilapidated houses around doesn't even really have much of a yard, just a creek behind the house
>>220897136what city is his house in
>>220897031>committed crimes>"isn't a criminal"Retard, Money was one of the worst criminals in that joint. FFS, Bottles was serving time for pirating anime, and The Beast for unpaid library fines.
Do they really??
>>220897280good ol' Miami Floridahe doesn't even actually own it
>>22088440733 incoming
>>220897031I was glad he got another gig after sons even if it was marvel slop
>>220897336Heh good thing I can never afford this working min wage... I just wanna go to hell already
>>220897310>FFS, Bottles was serving time for pirating anime, and The Beast for unpaid library fines.I forgot about that. Even Redwood was only in there for illegal logging (hence the nickname).
>>220884407Rollin
ENEMY COMBATANTS IN THE YARDENEMY COMBATANTS IN THE YARD
>>220884407Shot status: CALLED
>>220897336>6 beds>8 baths>0.29 acres>$7.99 millionfucking what lmao. It does look pretty nice inside though.
>>220897385look on the bright side: you're not in jail for an undetermined amount of timeand you aren't going through the absolute hellish detox of steroids, trenbolone, testosterone, and HGH as well cocaine
>>220897541>look on the bright side: you're not in jail>3 meals a day and a place to sleepWhat the fuck is wrong with that though?
>>220884407This thread is greenlit
>>220897383And he turned out to be a prison queer in Luke Cage too. Your boy seems typecast.
>>220897336he was making enough money off youtube videos for this place?
The success story that is shotcaller posting really is heartwarming.I often think of og shotcaller anon who just kept putting in that work, watching his 1 post threads get archived over and over.I wonder where he is now.
>>220897623He was selling workout/life advice to gigantic losers on a subscription basis. I wish I was joking.
>>220897633>I wonder where he is nowIn a maximum security prison on 23 hour lockdown. But he holds the keys to the whole damn place
>>220897658>He was selling workout/life advice to gigantic losers on a subscription basis. Sounds familiar.... was he also supplementing his income with Fishtank Live?
>>220897658as embarrassing as the manosphere grifter types are, the guys who pay for their lifestyle are the lowest of the low
>>220884407i am the shot caller
>>220897623most of it was his wife's money who usually had an actual job usually stripping or something elsesome of it was from his own sort of self help program to get you fit he'd have meal plans, exercise plans, and supplements for you to take (but you buy them yourself because Wes himself is pretty much broke), all sorts of junk for as low as $3000/mo that also got you personal calls with him which were 90% him calling them stupid and yelling at them then trying to upsell the next tier of his servicemost of his health knowledge comes from prison which usually relies on sheer mental grit and high volume calisthenics rather than exercise science or sports nutrition and Wes himself attained his physique through steroids and HGH rather than actual exercise so there's no reason to take him seriously anywaysbut people did and still do find his videos and buy his program believing they can look like him there's been some accounts on reddit and probably /fit/ I would imagine of people trying his diet, one guy had to stop because he had the testosterone levels of an 85 year old man
>>220883003u must put rupee in ashole u are shit caller now thank u
>>220884407Unhooping my prison identity
My left has the chain of Satan and my right has the chain of God. Who holds the keys? Who knows. You are guys the ones who are locked up while I am free. We can only see one side of the bars but never both sides at once. They make threads about on /x/ saying I control reality. Yet I am not free
>>220886822How about you give me my bike back.
>>220897697>>220897721I agree you can hate grifters and e thots as much as you want, but you have to hate their financial enablers just a little bit more.
In a way our maker God designed this prison to break us called Earth
>>220884555Lmao
>>220884407They design posts like this to get men like us to roll
>>220897839You know what Wayne Gretzky said, you miss all the shots you don't takeGodspeed
>>220896751He put in work.
>>220884407actually hilarious ty
>>220884407Rollin for 55
>>220897325herc would never
Paperwork: HoopedWork: Put inRoll: CalledBoots: LacedIron: UpHands: DirtyRides: PaidWigs: SplitPruno: BrewedNavy Seals: CountedChomos: BookedHeart: CheckedInk: CleanLames: AwayLocal: BurnedGift: GivenFace: SpatShow: RunSHOTS: CALLED
>>220884407Just Money.
>>220897876so his wife is a stripper/prostitute? Interesting
>>220884407rolling for Lame Nigger
>>220897325these bucks just break themselves now'days
>>220886822fucking kek
>>220899124>>220897876>so his wife is a stripper/prostitute?Oh my God that's so shocking. That's the last thing I ever imagined a man like Wes Watson's wife or girlfriend to be involved in.
>>220899926I know, I thought she would be like a preschool teacher or something
>>220884407Rollin for Chud's jail nickname
>>220884407I'm the Shotcaller now.
>>220884407Ready to get down with the woodpile
>>220884407>Local Niggetkek exactly what I am
>>220897876How real is his story? I’ve seen a couple of his vids on youtube and from what I remember he killed a guy as a part of some drug deal bullshit and did ten years for it in california state prisons. and now that he’s out (and decked in nazi tats) he swears he’s not actually racist and that he shouldn’t have even done any time. which sounds like typical lies for people in that situation but idk
>>220900189If I remember, he got busted for drug stuff. He has implied that he could have gone away "forever" for some "different shit" that he assumed he was being arrested for at the time. No evidence of this of course. Idk how real the rest of his story is. His behavior the instant he got anything resembling a following makes me think he's a bullshit artist more than anything, like most low level drug dealers.
>>220897876>because he had the testosterone levels of an 85 year old manHow?
>>220884407The deal is still on, I call the shots, all of uou eat my shit
>>220896622What kind of Asian?
>>220884407role
>>220884407rawl
>>220901524chinky chong
>>220900189Wes likes to play it up. Basically what happened was he was part of a deal you give us drugs we give you money, but he got the wrong signal and thought they were cheating them so he started beating everyone upHe was in a state prison for about a decade, but the way he speaks about it is like he was at ADX Florence in Colorado as if State Prison is similar to maxhe didn't kill anyone, he was involved in a drug deal and helped beat up people, but he was the only one left when the police got there so he took the fall and went away -one of his more recent incidents (which I don't think he went to jail for) was someone came into the gym he frequents to call him out in front of his little friends, but of course Wes didn't like that so he ordered his henchmen to attack the guy and Wes was the one who I believe hit him in the head with a weight or something even as the guy was covering his face while down on the ground. The guy for whatever reason didn't press charges -this most recent arrest involves him keeping his girlfriend in the house. She wanted to go to some party with her friends, Wes didn't like that, held her against her will at his house and beat on her while his two henchmen stood watch to make sure she couldn't get out and no one came in I don't remember exactly how police were called, but they were he's made his money scamming people and selling them his fitness regimen which doesn't workall the rolls royce and watches and big mansions and big rings you see? they're all rented, he doesn't actually own any of itand how jacked he is is due to steroids, HGH, and trenbolone. None of that was organic
>>220884407rol
>>220901088you have to understand Wes' diets are mostly extreme caloric deficit. When your body enters this state for a prolonged period it starts to deprioritize non-essential reproductive hormones to focus on immediate survivalso his body has all but stopped producing testosterone because he was starving himself
>>220884407I ain't no punk
>>220884407Hoopin woodwork.
>>220883021>racism outside of /b/>>220884407Please no 9 for last number.>>220886133>from the writer and director of The Sisters BrothersThanks for the rec! It's weird how Audiard seemingly did nothing noteworthy before this then a couple years later he's working on TSB with Hollywood stars.
>>220884407I actually caught a 3 day ban for posting a roll pic I made that got three replies. And yet this stays up?
>>220899975>Glasses burner Ngmi
>>220903311You were not putting in enough work, Lil Duck
>>220903311Don't post anywhere the jannies can single you out
>>220884407Roll for Money Holder
>>220883021That's racist
>>220884407Never seen shotcaller. Is it kino?
>>220884555Based burn localer
>>220896622Designated femboy
>>220904527>Never seen shotcallerWhat a lame punk>Is it kino?It's alright, worth watching just for the memes
>>220895962>in prison they don't know you by your face they know you by your asshole>I'll be walkin through the block and sayin hi to somebody>they'll say, 'who the fuck are you'>I turn around and bend over, spread my cheeks and they say, 'oh hey man, how's it going bro?'I fucking kek every time
>>220884407im anti shotcalling
>>220897325he was asking for it
>>220884407/thread
>bottles was in for running a private anime torrent tracker>the beast was in for not returning books to the library>redwood was in for cutting trees without a license>shotgun aka local burner was in for burning trash on his propertyWas Money the only actual criminal in there? What were the other guys in for?
>>220884407One last rumble
>>220884555I kneel.
>>220883021you can't be a shot caller without commiting crimes dumbass
do american prisons really turn yuppies into gangsters
>>220904866DunnoMaybeIf they racially separated prisons, thoughever, everything would be better for everyone. Whites and Asians would actually stand a chance at being rehabilitated
>>220884407lets go faggots
>>220884407rollin' 11
>>220884407Hopefully I get something cool.
GET THIS LAME THREAD AWAY FROM ME
>>220884407Please Shotcaller
>>220884407Rulling for something epic
>>220884407Rawleen
