Andorian episode>previously on /trek/>>220873635
star trek sex with shran
>>220890785complete molecular disintegration with the shranny
>>220890785How did Shran clone himself? This was never answered.
>>220890900star trek sex
/trek/ did it. You managed to make me hate Shran. Congratulations.
>>220890785>I would rather die than live a perfectly normal, respectable life as a science officerIs this picard admitting he views everyone who doesn't work on the bridge as beneath him?
>>220890977All rank climbers are egotistical gloryhounds who want to boss people around. They love power.
>>220890977pretty much. they should have sent him back to the vineyard but that would mean yet another picard ep with almost none of the main cast.
post picards
>>220891069Q should have killed him like he said he would.
>Alexander Hilary Kurtzman (born September 7, 1973) is an American filmmaker. He is best known for co-writing the scripts to Transformers (2007), Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009), Star Trek (2009), Star Trek Into Darkness (2013), and The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (2014) with his writing and producing partner Roberto Orci, and directing and co-writing The Mummy (2017). He made his directorial debut with People Like Us (2012), co-written alongside Orci and Jody Lambert.Jesus wept
>>220890977Picard is racist, so yes.
>>220891149Jesus is as fictional as Data
>Provoking a N______ is not a good idea. What if he brings some of his N______ friends?
>>220891228Data is not fictional i have a personal relationship with data
>>220891255Geg
>When he raised his hand, I saw that it was webbed. The sign of a Zaldan>Zaldans are infuriated by courtesy. They view it as a form of phony social behaviour, designed to cover true feelings
>>220891351Wtf I had no idea star trek was so racist making generalizations about entire peoples like that
>>220891351>… so I asked him, how would you feel if you didn’t have breakfast this morning?
>>220890977It's not that being a science officer is bad, it's that it's not Picard's life. Life is a Tapestry flowing from one major event to another and by changing his life events he's stuck in a life that he doesn't want.
>>220890806Rock.
>>220891442It’d be funny if the only thing that being stabbed affected was some sympathy post he got that launched his career’s trajectory and by all rights he’s the exact loser nerd he’s supposed to be in the alternate timeline
>>220891437>My oath of celibacy is on record Captain. May I assume my duties?
>>220891120Cool Ice Picard, his jacket unzipped
>>220891523very cool picard
>>220891255Some races are just born bad
>>220891069This is another reason Riker kept turning down captancies. He loved bossing people around while enjoying less accountability and paperwork than Picard.
>>220891630>Paramount+ costume and lighting budget
Good Morning Crewmen!Put away those replicator rations.. You know what time it is!
>>220891752Doesn't shit usually roll down the hill as they say? If anything being second in command probably involves more paperwork of other kinds, he was often hand delivering crew wide reports to Picard.
All kneel for The Elasian Dohlman of Elas Elaan
>>220891493That episode was so poorly executed. The idea was that you shouldn't regret and dwell on past mistakes because they're part of what makes you you today, but it came off as 'you should never back down even it means getting stabbed in the heart'. A single careful decision flipped Picard's personality so he became afraid to ever take any risks. Realistically it would work the other way, ie. getting stabbed in the heart and nearly dying would make you more afraid to take risks in the future.
>>220891998I still think being stabbed as the result of reckless behavior would result in you being less reckless afterwards, opposed to being careful and losing your friends for it
>>220891486Getting racist vibes from this Picard.
>>220891998>but it came off as 'you should never back down even it means getting stabbed in the heart'.no it didn't. you can't make a show with the absolute bottom of the barrel mental retards who are too stupid to be watching in mind. people with brains got the message.
>>220890900I never finished Enterprise, I kinda watched it when it aired but as second screen content while I was playing either Civilization 2 or 3, but I hated that temporal cold war shit and the Xindi crap, I just wanted fucking pre-Federation type stuff. I don't think I ever made it to the Shran episodes, but this picture alone makes me want to give it another go. That's the kinda shit I wanted from Enterprise, guess I shoulda stuck it out instead of being a little bitch.
>>220891120>Creating holographic orgy with Troi and dr Crusher?! And not invinting me?!
>>220892234>I don't think I ever made it to the Shran episodesIsn't the Pjem episode in S1 or something? How the fuck did you make it to the xindi without seeing Shran?
>>220891503Holy shit, she was so punchable.
>>220892234the other commandos are only in like 2 episodes. kind of a shame they weren't really characters. it was probably expensive to have them all in makeup and have their antennae being puppeteered and stuff at once.
>>220891998different people are different. it is not unusual for people to engage in riskier behavior after near death experiences. with some people turtle up. some people lifemax like picard. but even that doesnt really hold up because if picard was really trying to get the most of out life he would have children
>>220891228OK, then Apollo wept, he was real until Kirk bullycided him out of existence.
>>220891233That would have been a fun movie.
>>220892312the greek pantheon is still real, they only left the galaxy. its one of the things i like most about the trek universe. humans and the federation are about only 15% complete on the cosmic civilization bar. in a way, every episode is a low stakes epispode.
>>220892202>Romanian trek
>>220890806You lost tranny
>>220892281Maybe I did see the P'jem episode. When was the episode were like T'Pal gets Vulcan emotion AIDS from a group of renegade emo Vulcan, that's when I really stopped paying attention?
>>220892292The Christmas tree means nothing in the 24th century.>So you’re telling me that during the winter time, people of Earth would buy a giant tree for their living room, decorate it, and then discard it after a month, to celebrate a messiah figure who was born in the Spring?>And parents would place wrapped gifts for children under said tree, and tell them a magic man in a red coat delivered them for good behavior?>People did this every year for centuries?>Do you have any idea how ridiculous that sounds??
>>220892458No, it's when the Russians try to hide their listening post in an Orthodox monastery. But it's Vulcans and Andorians instead of the Cold War.
>>220892421French audio, Romanian subtitlesThough her original accent needs to be heard a few times too
>>220892464Pike is openly Christian. It’s a conservative show.
>>220891827>another piping hot batch of Mr Neelix's Leola Root stew
>>220892292Nah, I’m not interested in wrapping something I love in decaying flesh. This world is gore horror.
>>220892555https://youtu.be/dvzYVtdCTrMHe also has paraphrased the bible or talked about it. It started in 1961. Pike is a devout catholic. Strange new worlds is very wholesome
>>220892464Christmas is comfy and aesthetic, that’s enough. Don’t need it to be about a sociopathic blood god.
>>220892741Nothing wholesome about a religion which says that conscious beings were forced to live here and then judged based on their flawed existences as fragile flesh beings.
>>220892741Shut up cunt
>>220892857nobodys perfect
>>220892995The only moral way for a conscious being to exist, is as a sovereign and free God. Anything else is sociopathy.
>>220893046Yeah. With a divine spark of free will breaking causation and passing it down we are all just cause and effect. I actually believe in this stuff like karma, Jesus, god, next lives, I believe in free will, god must have it as well
>>220893186I'm saying that the only moral way for a conscious being to exist, is as a sovereign and free God. Not being forced by any other will into anything.
>>220893249And I’m agreeing.
What would God want with a /trek/ thread?
>>220893275I disagree
>>220893402star trek sex with harry kim
>>220893427You think you can have morals even if you have no free will? Gods not forcing you to do anything but there is balance, debts will be paid. I have seen true evil in my life, there has to be a counter balance.
bruh
>>220890785Seasons 1 and 2 of TNG were the best ones and peak star trek and I'm tired of pretending they weren't
Why was Shran in Sisko's dream?
>>220893606Triaxialating Subspace Parasites
>>220893606are you asking what he was doing around there?
>>220893568I just rewatched TNG S1 and am going through S2. S1 was not the abysmal dogshit it gets memed as. It was just unfocused and awkward. The internet makes it seem like the whole season was 26 Code of Honors. The biggest issue was the crew has no agency and everyone just goes along with the plot.
>>220894057Fucking midge die
Slup and Ghitto
>>220890785"Edition" not "Episode" numbnuts.
>>220891029Excellent scene with the truth detector hologram and the Orion leader - he asks if she'll allow democratic elections, shes says yes (truth), then he asks if all the candidates will be her puppets, she says no (lie). Then she says 'ask me again'. So she was willing to negotiate (her next answer was the same but now it would be the truth), but Starfleet wasn't.
>>220891255You're a lame-assed pussy for not spelling out the Nigger word.
>>220890930He's become the sara gadon of trek
>>220891255nta but he's talking about Neelixwew ladyou're scaring the Dabo Girls
>>220894339meant for >>220894306
>>220894306Was it esl or autism. Did you really not understand the joke?
>>220892032 #Plastifoam armor.Embarrassing
>>220894468I could ask you the same question.
racism?!?!
>>220894511Antiferignarism
>>220894057What recreational drugs are still in use in Star Trek? Even Chakotay has to use some Starfleet approved mescaline
>>220894578They made an entire TNG episode about it.
>>220890806People love him. He's like a mascot. Everyone who comes in here expects to see him, and if they don't, it doesn't feel like home to them.
>>220890939I'm so fucked in the head because I was watching The Man Who Knew Too Much and this guy shows up as a regular guy and I recognized him from Journey to Babel
>>220894631Those who knew him, loved him. Those who did not, loved him from afar.
>>220894631Gul Dukat was the hero Bajor needed, but didn't deserve.
>>220894671Domo Arigato, Legate Dukato
>>220894578They skip the drugs and just implant a euphoria chip in your brain.
>>220894631<3
Vulcans don't know how to bukaki.
>>220895133NOOOOOOOO
>>220894262epi :3
>>220894914how lewd
>>220895284With both eppy and ‘sode I imagine her beautiful toothy face.
>>220895390Based and toothpilled.
It was a cornered animal hazard
Where's BVF?
>>220896413>I need you to fight my other simp so my pon farr will end without me having to fuck either of you
https://www.ex-astris-scientia.org/inconsistencies/matte-paintings.htmFor our matte painting enthusiast
>Don't tell me you don't like girls?
Weird phrasing
>>220897285you have committed an act of UTTER BARBARITY
>>220897285bout 60 or 70 years, aint it?
>>220896817Picard's not racist, but O'Brien sure is.
>>220897285Iykyk
>>220897534Depends on how vicariously they’re breeding the kidnapped children
>>220896413bouncing on deez nuts
>>220897285How so?
>>220897805It very much emphasizes they’re intending to make the children fuck each other whether they want to or not
>>220897285It is interesting that the "custodian" of a culture of degenerates gave the enterprise a three day vacation Really jogs the old noggin m8beit
>letting pre-atom civilization now about aliens = bad>letting pre-atom civilization think that their Cold War is turning hot, and the other side has genetically engineered super soldiers with advanced weapons and technology = good???
>>220892464>>220892555>>220892833People would probably celebrate Christmas in Star Trek. Family togetherness, good tidings, etc. Gift giving would have to be different since kids can get whatever toy they want from replicators. It's already celebrated as a secular holiday by non religious people, and it's already appropriated from at least one pagan religion by the Christians, so the religious aspect doesn't matter.
>>220894511To be fair, Kim was being pretty frickin' racist towards Quark in that scene.
>watching TOS pilot>get jumpscared 20~ minutes in by a proto-soijack
>>220898130He was right though, Quark was trying to fuck him over.
>>220898210Racism is usually pretty correct in general.
>>220898069There would be no gift giving because space communism. Kids would ask for chemistry sets or musical instruments to learn with. Not freakin labubus and Mr. Beast toys.
>>220898290silly goose. kids are still kids
>>220898069Yeah, I like Christmas and Celebrate it even though I don’t worship the Abrahamic blood god.
>>220898341Naomi is so cute and funny!
>>220890806star trek sex with wesley
Hey Trevis
>>220898290Probably would be gift giving, but on a much smaller level. Surprise gifts, handmade clothing, homemade, non-replicated food, etc. Again, kids could just replicate whatever toys they wanted.
This thread has gone where no one has gone before and frankly it's too far
>>220891827
We were denied 7 seasons of Ro and Ezri.
Would you be upset if your coworker's mom had a naked mud bath with your son?
>>220898870Naerys is cuter than Ro. We deserved seven seasons of Kira-Ezri lezdomme
>>220898210cool it with the anti-ferengic comments
>>220898903Not even if she let me fuck her ass
>>220898870
finished voy and lowkey feeling a bit sad it’s over, even though the finale was meh and the characters/concept didn’t quite reach full potential. Probably going to split time between ent and tos and then I’m done with all the core trek.
>>220899087I’ve still haven’t watched the last episode of voyager because I don’t want it to end and it’s been decades
>>220899087Didn't you just finish ds9 a couple days ago?
>>220899143no a few months ago
>>220899143NTA.I'm the one who finished DS9 yesterday. I still haven't started VOY.
>>220899087finale really blew, its deserved a better ending. seeing kim and paris take the delaney sisters to bar, tuvok have him reunion with his wife ruined by neelix doing a video message, post trip life for the redeemed borg, etc
>>220899044>>>220898210 #>cool it with the anti-ferengic commentsAntiferignarism
>>220898903yes i would be very upset. naked mud baths with my wife's son is for me only.
>>220898604How about no.
>>220899218Yeah I thought ds9 was a little over the top with all the little flashbacks / focus on each character but I would take that 100x over what we got in voyager. Neelix getting randomly dumped off on some asteroid a couple eps before the finale was an early warning the finale would suck
>>220891120
Who would you rather invite to the holodeck? Naomi or Mezoti?
Karim Diané, Gina Yashere, and Kerrice Brooks, honored with the Ensemble Award for their roles in “Star Trek: Starfleet Academy” at the 3rd Annual Celebration of LGBTQ+ Cinema & Televisionhttps://www.instagram.com/p/DY8Aa_Kyk7j
>>220899468the federation was a mistake
>>220899087ENT is not core trek. It's not terrible but you can skip it.
>>220899291It's funny how with every True Trek you get a taste of every kind of finale possible.>TOSSudden cancelation with no proper finale.>TNGNearly flawless as far as finales go. Still arguably the greatest series finale in television history.>DS9Major flaws but gives enough sense of closure that it's pretty much your typical finale.>VOYHas some highlights but overall an unsatisfying finale.>ENTAn insult to the audience. Still arguably the worst finale in television history.Star Trek truly gives you the most complete TV experience possible.
>>220899468it's hard to see this and not be racist
The biggest problem with the DS9 finale is how abruptly Sisko realizes that he needs to go shove Dukat off a cliff. The war was over. They had the big party at Vic's.
>>220899468>>220899502This would even turn Picard racist.Well, make him MORE racist.
>>220899428icheb
picard is not racist
>>220899428Adult Naomi of course.
>>220899590That's not what Raffi thought and she was woke and smoke space weed.
>>220899609She was also on that show Reba around the same time.
>>220899468c u t e
>>220899590
On one hand, the smart thing to do would've been to better weave the wormhole story arc with the Dominion story arc so you could have everything converge in one big climax.On the other hand I'm glad the Damar vs. Weyoun kino is mostly untainted by anyvProphetslop. These 2 minor characters introduced halfway through the series end up carrying the Final Chapter.
>>220899609>Adult NaomiThis is her today
>>220899659>c u t e
>>220899743fuck the doctor is looking rough
>>220899743Please tell me that's not an Ozempic face.
>>220899812She's always had problems with under-eating
>>220899824Sad.
>>220899776
Neelix is based and I'm tired of pretending otherwise.
>>220899893>>220899922>dat facei want to hit it with a sledgehammer
>>220899087The finale should've at least been a proper two parter, it feels like they skipped a whole episode's worth of action AND wrap upBut that's Voyager in a nutshell, they hand you a Star Trek sandwich but it's just two pieces of bread with nothing between them
>>220900049On the opposite end ds9 dragged out everything far too long. The entire 7th season was a slog I just wanted to end. Behr fell too hard into copying les miserables, pozzing Ferengi and destroying Sisko, Dukat and Bashir's characters. Not to mention that terrible Kira/Odo hookup. TNG is the only Trek series with a strong ending though TOS eventually got its own with STVI.
>>220900339I really didn't mind the last season of DS9, there are still quite a few good episodes in there, but the latter half did feel a little rushed, Ezri didn't have enough time to breathe (not that Jadzia was a high bar to clear), Bashir got done dirty but managed okay because he's Bashir, and I'm not gonna say anything about Dukat that people haven't said alreadyWe did get Garak, Damar, Nog and Vic goodness, but I wish we got more O'Brien and Odo wasn't stuck with his romance stuff, so aside from the Dukat vs Sisko parts I thought DS9 wrapped up pretty well, consideringThe TNG finale is just perfection so I got nothing to add there
>>220899743>Waltuh...
>>220900538>Hi Mark
>>220900517DS9 finale should have been Sisko and Kai Winn fist fight to the death.
>>220891120I love the Mirror jackedverse.
>>220900677Inside the volcano, and Sisko literally knocks Winn's block off
Pic unrelated. Belanna had some good episodes that helped explain her character, the death barge on one hand and camping trip on the other. I liked Neelix’ brush with death episode and the chaotica ones, in addition to the usual ones people like.As for the ending, I think they should have got back to earth/alpha quadrant with 5-6 episodes to go but found it occupied by the borg or something, similar to when ds9 is taken over for a while and the ending of the odyssey or LOTR where’s still work left to do once the protags make it home.
>>220894659damn, he's the monster in Salem's Lot too
>>220900713Yes, though first she'd have to give him a good beatdown, bloody him up a bit, build that tension.Gul Dukat should have gotten a heroic redemption sacrifice death saving Cardassia, obviously.
>>220894306Do we say that word here, brother?
>>220896466The logical course of action is for the simps to join forces and DP her.
>>220900942It's the 24th century, we're all delighted by our differences now and take no offense at Abraham Lincoln calling Uhura a sassy negress.
>>220899266Is that really? Anons . . . get the anti-gay hypo for me . . .
>>220900858But then Dukat falls into the Mirror universe and takes the place of his counterpart that just saved Mirror Cardassia from Mirror Pah'wraiths, thus beginning his new life as Emperor
Why is there such a change in dialogue style from Voyager to Enterprise? I understand its a prequel but a lot of it feels dumb and snarky.
>>220901267How long do you think it would take Isekai'd Dukat to fuck it all up?
>>220901369By that point Dukat would fuck it up trying to take revenge on the regular universe when he could've just enjoyed an unlimited supply of evil Bajoran pussyAn earlier Dukat could've whipped the Alliance into shape, then he'd elevate the Terrans in the hope of making them as effective as they are in the regular universe but loyal to him (this would fuck him over later, but it'd be later)
"did Dukat actually do anything wrong?"A fair question but rooted in sheer naivety. I must remind you of the end of season 7, specifically episodes 19 and 20. If you do not remember, Dukat fucked Kai Wynns brains out. So when we speak of right and wrong, just remember in this moment, he was most definitely wrong. Do not unspoiler this image unless youre prepared to accept this one absolute truth
>>220901502It's more a question of whether Dukat's weakness for Bajoran women is a character flaw or they're actually just that goodConsidering Dukat usually can't do anything wrong and even someone like Odo couldn't resist Kira, maybe he was actually on to somethingLeave to a species who worship wormhole aliens to have unbelievable, mindboggling grippy
>>220901560Jake is also all about the Bajussy.
>>220899468HOLY FUCKING BASED. Chud incels who pretend they're Star Trek fans won't like this!
>>220900942
>>220901720You're free to eat a bucket of dicks any time you want to. Just don't expect me to join you.
god i need new trek content so bad
>mfw night shift
No wonder it's called STD>WOMENDo literally everything>MenAre the villains, or there to say the most obvious shit or be GAYYYYYYYYYLike goddamn, there's sharper lines and contrast here than in a saturday morning cartoon.
>reddit spacing>unsolicited chud opinion>ouch that edgechecks out
I think Romulans need to be darker
>>220902061Still better than being a faggot that actually likes Nutrek
>>220902099>>220902061Now who's checked? faggot!
>>220902072Never heard of a black Romulan but I've heard of a Black Vulcan.
To be fair, she WAS a very charming negress
>>220901936>You're free to eat a bucket of dicks any time you want to. Just don't expect me to join you.Being anti-woke is so reddit-coded loooool
Do we know anything about Starfleet Entertainment? Can't all be Holodeck performances, especially on flying hotel size ships.
>>220902206We see plays, concerts, movie nights, and small sports contests all the time, and one time there was that live nude painting sessionYou could probably just organise anything you wanted and people might show up
>>220902249Ye, Talent night seems to be a regular thing, but I was thinking more along the lines of full time musicians serving with the diplomatic corps or a troupe of acrobats travelling allied worlds to participate in competitions
Zamnit. I started VOY after finishing DS9 and the heckin' thing starts at a nostalgic time in the DS9 timeline.
There's Red Squad, which does aerobatics on a competitive level. wonder if they travel to challenge a similar team from the vulcan science academy once every four years or so
>>220902193Whatever helps you sleep at night.
Whoa why is Janeway's Voice so shrill in the first episode?
ok, seeing this right after finishing DS9 was bittersweet.
>>220902581the story behind that pilot and the first season is the stuff of legends. from the top of my head>Mulgrew was cast two days after shooting had begun with another actress>Beltran couldn't remember his Lines>McNeils whole family got sick so he slept on set to avoid getting infected
>>220902760There was no moral dilemma. She just got the planet wrong and was mad about it.
whats this warm fuzzy feeling I get when i watch tng
>>220902865The feeling of you wanting to return to a world that was fascist, sexist, and racist. Fuck you and fuck the 1980s.
No running on the Promenade!
>>220898341>the fishman remembers all the kids he's ever played with, even when they're adultsThat was cute.
>>220902865the carpet
>>220902870specifically, troi's
star trek sex with david corwin
>Sanctuarythere's so many obvious solutions to this specific fugee crisis but everyone decides to be an inflexible dumbfuck until people start dying
>>220903109How would you have done it?
just wmd the maquis fugee camps later lmao
>>220903124the Skrrt don't need to go straight to chosen planet, wether that's bajor or not. they can take the okay planet, prove themselves, send some of their people and surplus if any to bajor for now and discuss more permanent settlement options as time passes. both cultures are currently fucked, both cultures can profit from each other but everyones shouting final solution nao
>>220903028Kim is playing with Paris's squares>Only amateur on the boardShouldn't he give them back?
>>220903228harry can keep them, tom's too busy being a father anyways
That many Bajorans?
>>220903172are the skrreea jews
>>220903530nah, they're a mix of various vague refugee archetypes. 90s Trek refugee 'sodes are all over the place
>>220903561so they're jewsmakes sense since the bajorans are palestinians zionists took over palestine by coming to them as refugees at first then they had the palestinians put into camps within a generation
>>220903530Bajor is Palestine and the Skrreea are the Israelis who would take over.
>>220903638>the moment you first realize you do not need to pull out a gun during a traffic stop
Tsunkatse!
>>220903602didnt happen but if it did the bajorans deserve it
>>220903172their language is so tardy the universal translator can barely learn it. I doubt every bajoran on the planet has a universal translator, pretty much guarentees the skrrea can never assimilate
>>220903622No, bajor is transjordan and the Skreea are Egyptians trying to get British gibs.
star trek sex with tom and harry
Star trek sick fuck
Akoocheemoya, we are nearly at image limit
>>220904986>>220904950its the star trek way
>You knew you had no business interfering with those people, but you just couldn't let it alone. You thought you were doing the right thing. I might agree if this was Florida, or Singapore, but it's not, is it. We're in deep space and a person is alive. A person who'd be be if we had left the bajorans to their own devices. I guess I haven't been very successful at getting through to you. If I had, you would have thought a lot harder before doing what you did.
>>220905289Bloody bitch basterd
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