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star trek sex with shran
>>220905423You should try to eat something that will build strength and return your vitality. Lots of meat, butter, cheese, that should be a start.
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Recently found out B'Elanna's actress directs a lot of Foundation's episodes. Good for her.
>>220905423>uhhhh can you back up a little, wil? give me some space, ok?
>>220906249kek what movie is that from? I can't imagine Picard shooting a tommy gun
>>220906273Pirates of the Caribbean
>>220905383I don't think I'd want to drink Kanar with that man
>>220906273https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toy_Soldiers_(1991_film)
>>220905383Good Morning Crewmen!Leola Root Stew, hot and tasty just the way you love it!
>>220906494The steam from the pot cooks the handle
>>220906494
>>220906494>Good Morning Crewmen! Peach girls,sweet and supple — just the way the emperors of old enjoyed back on your home world!
>>220905383Fuck > Kill > Marry
Doctor wtf
Ferengi Seven...
>>220907225> a chatbot, his values inconsistent
>>220907616There's even an earlier episode where he's discussing mind melds with Tuvok and he's not dismissive at all.
>Alexander Hilary Kurtzman (born September 7, 1973) is an American filmmaker. He is best known for co-writing the scripts to Transformers (2007), Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009), Star Trek (2009), Star Trek Into Darkness (2013), and The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (2014) with his writing and producing partner Roberto Orci, and directing and co-writing The Mummy (2017). He made his directorial debut with People Like Us (2012), co-written alongside Orci and Jody Lambert.Jesus wept
Riker is not racist he will fuck anything
is there any doubt that kira would have fucked sonny?
>>220907929who WOULDN'T she fuck? that's a better question.
>>220907948jake sisko and the clear headed guy because shes racist
>>220907948>Computer, bitch lasagna
>>220907948Captain Boday, Gul Dukat
>>220908019she would have fucked dukat eventually if he didnt lose interest
>>220908077she wouldn't have
>>220908077>>220908127She would’ve fucked Dukat in the mom episode if it was a visual novel
>>220908190yeah in fanfic anything can happen. I've read Kira/Dukat stuff myself. it's hot.
>>220908208did you know that Star Trek didn’t actually happen in real life? Gul Dukat is just a guy in makeup!
>>220908019on principle she wouldn't have fucked Dukat, doesn't mean she didn't want to
>>220906494I have never once had a good vegetable based stew
>>220908239the fact that she rejected him every time means she didn't want to. why are you guys being stupid about this?
>>220908230missed the mark a bit didn't you?
>>220908077She was close but Vedek Yassim cockblocked
>>220908259>this is what men actually believe
>>220908259>if you want to do something that means you have to do itare you morbidly obese by chance?
>>220908303>this is what rapists actually believe
>>220908310>>if you want to do something that means you have to do itnobody said this. i ask again, why are you crashing out so hard over a simple fact?
OH N-
>>220908329>the Asian dude turned out to be bad at math
>>220905423Is this start track?
>>220908329When did Janeway go to Cold Tatooine?
>>220906273First Contact, not seen it yet?
>>220908329Fire phasers to melt the ice
>>220906273First Contact, crazy movie
>>220908276its true.
>>220908494So is the implication that the mirror TNG crew had their own time traveling adventure to meet mirror Cochrane and told him about the Vulcans? Because these guys seemed ready.
>>220908451That's not how phasers work.
All kneel for the Elasian Dohlman of Elas, Elaan!
Beverly > Kira > Seven > Jadzia > Troi > Ezri > T'Pol > Kes > Torres > Hoshi > Janeway > Uhura > Pulaski
>>220909111>Pulaski laststopped reading thereairlock yourself
>>220909111this but the opposite
>>220909156Good character but she replaced Mommy and I can never forgive her for that.
star trek sex with green space hand
>>220909636
>>220909710>the green hand notices Sulu and starts mocking him by doing a "limp wristed gesture" over and over again
>>220909710>TOS needs a remake!>The kind of jokes and humor they would be putting in the remake
>>220909849AYO Captain!
What's for dinner?
>>220910085>acts like a total brat>can manipulate you with her tearsthis is just all women
>HOW DO YOU VOTE??!!How do you respond without sounding mad?
>>220910617I wonder how german trekkies feel about the nazi episodes
>>220910842Patterns of Force from TOS was banned for the longest time so I'm curious to know, too
>>220910842they have a word for the feeling but it's too long for the word limit here
>>220910822i eat a BLT in front of this snoutfaced faggot
>>220910968Swine are cannibals so it doesn't bother him. Roll for initiative.
>>220910985is military food actually bad or is it just repetitive?
>>220911137There's a reason MREs are called Meals Refused by Ethiopians.
>>220906494The stew was yummy Uncy Neel!Tell me a story and tuck me in later <3
>>220911137Mostly repetitive. You don't get luxury foods so it's usually basic shit like potato stew and mres for months.
>>220911287>computer, generate an oversized thank you card for captain picard. >make it look like it was hand written by retards so he doesnt know the children think he is a creepy old man who smells bad and is mean.
Whoopi Goldberg challenged the union: Goldberg (who played Guinan) wanted so badly to be on the show that she challenged Screen Actors Guild (SAG) pay rates. Her efforts created a new ruling that allows actors to accept reduced pay for passion projects.Stephen Hawking had set privileges: While visiting the set at Paramount, Hawking sat in the Captain's chair and casually asked the writers to let him do a guest appearance.A banned episode: The Season 3 episode "The High Ground" was temporarily banned in the UK and Ireland. It featured a controversial reference to the reunification of Ireland in 2024 via terrorism, which the BBC found too sensitive for the time.An open script policy: In 1989, head writer Michael Piller launched an open submission policy that allowed absolutely anyone to submit unsolicited scripts. The acclaimed episode "Yesterday's Enterprise" originated from this open-door policy.The "Picard Maneuver" was for comfort: Patrick Stewart frequently tugged down his jacket when standing up. The habit became so iconic that fans named it the "Picard Maneuver," though it was originally just Stewart trying to keep his uniform from riding up.Doctor Who cameos: If you look closely at a computer screen in the episode "The Neutral Zone," you can see the names of the first six actors who played Doctor Who.Geordi La Forge was almost Wesley Snipes: Before LeVar Burton was cast as the blind engineer, a young Wesley Snipes auditioned for the role of Geordi La Forge.The longest makeup session: The longest makeup application in TNG history was six hours long. Surprisingly, it wasn't for Worf or a Klingon, but a metamorphosis makeup applied to LeVar Burton in "Identity Crisis."The "I'm not a merry man" line: Worf's famously grumpy quote as Will Scarlett in the episode "Qpid" became incredibly popular and was eventually printed on official greeting cards.
>>220911425Picard’s awkwardness around children is one of the best running gags in all Star Trek. He’s more comfortable around noncorporeal beings.
>>220906494Die, faggit.
>>220911594i think its funny how the thing picard wants most is a family and he never gets it. even worse if you include nutrek where bev deprives him of raising his son. lmao what a cunt
The Vulcan Salute came from real life: Leonard Nimoy invented the iconic hand gesture. He based it on the Priestly Blessing (Nesiat Kapayim) performed by Jewish rabbis, which forms the shape of the Hebrew letter Shin.Spock was almost the devil: Spock's skin was originally intended to be a deep red. However, this proved disastrous on early color television screens because it looked strange under the studio lighting, so makeup artists changed it to a yellowish-green.Lucille Ball made the show possible: After NBC rejected the original "The Cage" pilot, Desilu Productions co-founder Lucille Ball intervened. Believing strongly in the show's potential, she convinced the studio to finance a rare second pilot, which led to the series we know today.The Transporter was a budget fix: The show's creator, Gene Roddenberry, loved the idea of using "transporters" to move characters around. However, the actual reason they were heavily featured was that building spaceship landing sets or renting expensive helicopters for outdoor landing scenes was entirely too expensive.The Communicator inspired the flip phone: Star Trek communicators utilized a futuristic clamshell flip-open design in the 1960s, heavily inspiring the developers of early cellular flip phones.The Enterprise door whoosh: The classic sound of the opening doors on the bridge was actually created by running the sound of paper being ripped out of an envelope through an audio reverb tube.Spock's Vulcan Nerve Pinch: Leonard Nimoy invented the famous neck pinch himself. Because he felt Captain Kirk was the one who should be throwing punches, he needed a logical, non-violent way for Spock to incapacitate enemies.The original number one was a woman: In the first, rejected pilot, the First Officer of the USS Enterprise was a female character known simply as "Number One," played by Gene Roddenberry's future wife, Majel Barrett.
someone posted their AI script for their YouTube short into 4chan instead of the slop reader
>>220911658Movie Picard is not real
Quark's ATM: Though almost never focused on by the camera, Quark's bar actually features an in-universe ATM. It dispensed currencies for multiple races: Federation credits, Bajoran litas, Cardassian leks, and Ferengi latinum.The Hand-Drawn Trill: Makeup designer Michael Westmore personally hand-painted the Trill spots on Jadzia Dax (Terry Farrell). He numbered each application on her collarbone and used Sharpies on her legs for scenes requiring a swimsuit.Rene Auberjonois' Improv: Odo was originally imagined as a "young Clint Eastwood" type. During his audition, the casting director asked the actor to sound "grouchier," leading Auberjonois to improvise the deep, gravelly voice that became the character's trademark.Tough Negotiation: Colm Meaney (Chief O'Brien) pushed to get "Rumpelstiltskin" changed in the episode "If Wishes Were Horses". He felt the concept too closely resembled an offensive Leprechaun stereotype and used his influence to have it altered.Married to a Nemesis: Casey Biggs (who played the Cardassian Damar) was previously married in real life to Roxann Dawson (who played the Klingon B'Elanna Torres on Star Trek: Voyager). The two were divorced long before either appeared on Star Trek.One Station, Two Shows: The exterior of DS9 was designed with such modular flexibility that the studio could re-use parts of it for Star Trek: Voyager's sets when filming episodes like "Macrocosm."Klingon Addition: Worf wasn't originally part of the DS9 crew. Producers added him to the main cast in Season 4 to bolster viewership and give the Klingon warrior more meaningful character development after The Next Generation.Garak's Sexuality: According to actor Andrew Robinson, he played exiled spy Elim Garak as an omnisexual character. Garak was written to express attraction to both men and women on the show, making him one of the most progressive characters of the 1990s.
>>220911658Picard wanted a family but only on HIS terms. A wife and children who would come second to his work but always support him when needed. You can either have a family or a job where you're charging into interplanetary threats each week, not both. >even worse if you include nutrek where bev deprives him of raising his son. lmao what a cuntNothing in TNG Beverly's character would suggest she would do this. NuTrek writers insist every character be an awful parent.
My picks, 2 AI Wildcards
>>220911782How are these generated and what do they signify?
>>220911882watchguides i'm researching for myself and frens by picking a theme, deep diving memory alpha, google and ai, rewatching episodes and putting together litte graphics like pic related.Got a few now, gonna turn the uniform in gimp soon
>>220912008nice
>>220912171mind virus episode
>>220912171i love this episode
ah so when /trek/ isn't just IN TREK NEWS reddit screenshots or cartroon posting, it's regurgitated AI garbage
>>220912257How about you contribute instead of clawing and crying?
>>220912171>Jake and Nog end up bringing joy to the whole senior staff, thus averting the effects of cellular boredomKino 'sode. Jumped up to top 5 on my rewatch.
>>220912346i love how just as the narration gets done saying how everyone on the station is miserable, Kai Winn shows up like a buzzard swooping in to feast upon death
racist picard
Now THIS is hallway.
>>220912257It's trek factz!
>>220912658gross
And THIS is wallhay
Hasperat anyone?
>>220912698I'm full up with Gagh.
>>220912750>>220912775lol
Why are there so many episodes where The Federation has to give up it's territory/planets and has to resettle it's citizens?
>>220912957because life is precious and retreat presents the best odds of survival
>>220912658>They had me at "hello!"
>>220912775An oldie but a goodie.
>>220909111Digits confirm.
>>220913172confirm deez nuts
engage
Friendly reminder that in the inner light, Picard's son is played by Stewart's irl son.
>>220913467must have felt guilty about cheating on his mother.
How does the Klingon government work besides the fact that they have an emperor?
>>220913704it seems like it's based on corruption and blackmail
>>220913704Klingons don't have an emperor, they have a chancellor. That's a point they made in the Kahless clone episode.
>>220913752It's an Empire. The Klingon Empire.
>>220913767The Emperor is just a figurehead like the British royal family.
>>220913767>WORF: You were right about one thing, Koroth. Our people are becoming decadent and corrupt. They need moral leadership. Kahless can be that leader, as Emperor.>GOWRON: There hasn't been an Emperor in three centuries!>WORF: The political power will remain with the High Council. Kahless would be a figurehead, but he will have the ability to rally the people, to lead by example, to guide them in spiritual matters.
>>220913704feudalism
>>220913704Watch the House of Quark.
>>220906249top kek
Is Federation Cultural Contamination a Form of Imperialism?
>>220913816this is exactly literally correct
>>220913870I feel like the Romulan empire should be bigger and Cardassian Union smaller.
>>220913877Calm down.
>>220913870>we'll never get series set in the aftermath of DS9 where the federation, Romulans and Breen are the major political players sad!
Weyoun is my favorite and I think he's the best character in the whole Star Trek!
>>220914053Are the vorta like admins? What do they do?
>>220914079they clean up and they do it for free
>>220914079>What do they do?they do whatever the Founders tell them to do. and yeah they basically have admin jobs.
>>220914013why not? 25th to 30th Century is left wide open so far, then there's the Burn in the 32st and 32nd and Academy after that
>>220914079They're basically just middle management ie. fucking nobodies.
>>220914053I'm a straight man and I agree.
>>220914182
Why is it called Time's Arrow? They travel back to a time with gunpowder, not bows and arrows. And if it's meant to be about how time is like an arrow, going in one direction, isn't that directly contradicted by backwards time travel??
>>220914233>>220914283How did they get away with it?
>>220914233>>220914283Gene would approve
>>220914269"Time's Arrow" (the Season 5 finale/Season 6 premiere of Star Trek: The Next Generation) is widely viewed as a polarizing but fun adventure. Fans and critics praise its charming 19th-century setting and Data's philosophical acceptance of his "demise," though many lament that the convoluted time-loop and alien plots lack epic stakes.
>>220914269the arrow of time isn't really about going backwards or forwards "in time" but the concept that entropy cannot be "undone" and in that sense "time" can only move forward.
>>220914408Ah, so the events of those episodes were always going to happen (and already had happened) so it's more about how time can't be changed. Which is of course contradicted by 99% of Trek's time travel stories but lol
>>220914474no it's not about how time can't be changed it's about how even if you were to go "back" to a point in time, time is always moving forward. you can't make time flow backwards into the past.
>>220914508Explain this to me like I'm 10 years old.
>they named him KafarAkoocheemoya
>>220914526Ok imagine a literal arrow flying through the air. If you zap it back in time 20 years, it is still going to go flying through the air in the same direction over time it was originally. There's no way you can make the arrow fly backwards even if you send it back in time.
You just know...
>>220914722trek has a lot of hotties
>>220914722what did odo do with the real dog?
>>220914301This is how chuds perceive themselves: pale, superstrong, supersmart, and standing up to the evil merchant.
>>220914827yes that's literally me
>>220914580Naruhodo...
rush b
So what exactly was the anomaly in Time Squared, since there's implied to be an intelligence behind it? Do you consider it to be Q's doing since apparently that was the intent before Q Who had a rewrite?
>>220915007that's a LOT of 'sodesbreak it up into groups or themes
>>220915018what?
>>220915033It's broken up into seasons you idiot
>>220914882Based
I was reading the script to this episode earlier and this guy btfos Picard unironically rhetoric-wise, the way the actor delivered the lines like a Karen is the only reason he seems like a douche
>>220915007>>220915075135/176 episodes, 101 hour watchtime 77% completionsingle font single colorno explanationfinal destination
>>220915177its not so much that he was right as picard and riker handled it completely wrong.
>>220915177What a dick.
>>220915007Needs improvement. With Season 1 alone, you need to add Move Along Home and Progress.
>>220915359Make your own list then.
>>220915446I'm a simple anon. I don't make lists, but I don't want you to speak for me with lies.
>>220915177>humans who went asleep having no idea they weren't alone in the universe>bring a tall intimidating alien to be one of the first things they see when they wake upWhy was Picard so cruel in this 'sode?
>>220915655Because he's racist.
>>220915655picard is very bad at his job. the federation simply does not have a good way of removing failures. almost got rid of him in Chain of Command but Jellico was too competent.
>>220915320Picard got pwned here>PICARD: Your lawyer has been dead for centuries.>RALPH: Yes, of course I know that, but he was a full partner in a very important firm. Rest assured, that firm is still operating.>PICARD: That's what this is all about. A lot has changed in the past three hundred years. People are no longer obsessed with the accumulation of things. We've eliminated hunger, want, the need for possessions. We have grown out of our infancy.>RALPH: You've got it all wrong. It's never been about possessions. It's about power.>PICARD: Power to do what?>RALPH: To control your life, your destiny.>PICARD: That kind of control is an illusion.>RALPH: Really? I'm here, aren't I? I should be dead but I'm not.
>>220915681one does not claim racist picard without proof such as pic related
>>220915695Picard is in charge of the Federation adventure cruise Hotel ship
Ethan Phillips: the new Quark.
>RALPH OFFENHOUSE!>DID YOU USE THE COMM SYSTEM!picard asked calmly
>>220915835>commentator on the human condition, just like DS9's Odo.Lol, lmao even.
Neelix is just a racist bully to Tuvok, if you think about it. No, I'm not even talking about how Tuvok is black. Neelix reads up on Vulcan culture solely to torment "Mr. Vulcan" with it.
>>220915177>Worf's first job as security chief>Lets those bozos just stroll around the ship unsupervised and waltz onto the Bridge
Should Neelix be allowed to enter the Alpha Quadrant?
>>220915462nigga just use the chart, you watch more this way. DS9 is watchable.
>>220916112makes jellicos performance all the more impresssive. his reports must have been scathing
>>220916209>8999
>>220916209that chart is pure ragebait. if you follow it you are actually retarded
>>220916257nice try
>>220916217Jellico was actually right you just need to decompress and watch it as a neutral observer. There was nobody better to have control of the enterprise 5 minutes from a shootout in Cardassian territory.
If you haven't done a hundo speedrun for all of Berman Trek, you aren't a real Trekker. TOS is optional.
>>220916338One of my friends had a literal meltdown when I said I liked Jellico and though he was a good captainHe said he was a "Trumpian bully" and that the stuff about being the alpha was "chud-coded incel pseudoscience."I will never forget that someone I once respected said these words in a sentence.
>>220916391I BELIEVE YOU.These people exist but yeah imagine Cardassian ships (or any bad guy really) are about to execute you as soon as they convince Picard he's crazy. You want the toughest, meanest, captain at the helm of the biggest, baddest ship you fucking got. Jellico was right in the moment, Picard is right for Shakespearian gentlemanly discussions of right and wrong.
>>220915462>shitty pastebin versionhttps://pastebin.com/tL8agRAmfelt cute, might fix later
>>220910253Not all women, surely?
>>220916391>the stuff about being the alpha was "chud-coded incel pseudoscience."this part is true thougheverbeit. What Jellico didn't wasnt "being alpha" he simply knew how to deal with certain people to get the result he wanted. that's simply tactical
>>220916171God no. He's probably the only one on the ship who would be offered immunity in exchange for his testimony. He could have ruined everything when they got back.
release the Neelix files
>False ProfitsJaneway's explanation for breaking the prime directive is complete bullshit>uhhh... it's picards fault for letting those ferengi escapeyeah, sure, that gives you the right to fuck with their legit business venture in accordance with federation ideals on some bumfuck delta quadrant shitholesheer fucking hubris
>>220916775>this part is true thougheverbeitThe reddit “achshully wolves r… its heckin deboonkerino” dialogue tree is insufferable. It’s like when boomers pretended to not understand and said “‘hot’ is a temperature, people!”. And canines obviously have hierarchies based around assertive behavior anyways. It’s ironic too because you’d think it would resonate with a group of people purportedly so into Marxism.
>>220917018>any facts I don't like is redditgo back
>>220917096Upbote
>>220917096Not what I said but you seem the exact type I describe. Thanks for the accompanying visual aid to my statement.
>>220917167i of course know the answer
Well well. Look who's finally out of the holosuite. Hope you cleaned up when you were finished, anon. Haha.
>>220917344Computer, end program.
This guy's been playing the agitated cholo character since the 90s
>>220917407Forgot pic lul
>>220917167Crawford from From Beyond.
>>220917433The Salamanca bloodline continues centuries later. Gus lost.
>>220917460Think again
>>220917541>A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...get out of here with that fairytale shit
>>220916317Is there a Kirk version of this?
>>220917541Gus Shitto
>>220917677KillImpregnate Rape Kill
>halves your buying power>destroys your middle classand all for clam
>>220917747>ferengi society up to that point>having a middle classlollmao even
A weird gas causes Mr. Spock to believe he is a 1967 Teeny-Bopper. Dr. McCoy attempts to restrain him. There appears no antidote. Kirk becomes annoyed and shouts at his officer. The sound of authority, spoken like an angry father, jolts Mr. Spock. He rebels at first, then returns slowly to his own personality.
>>220906249Chunk was funnier
>>220910944Fun fact, by the time you're done hearing the word for Jeep you know how to repair one
kira not realizing odo was in love with her is retarded. shes supposed to be a super savvy terrorist spy spaceship pilot
>>220911287>Marissa FloresOh God no let me forget
Bitches love my solar ride
>>220911712He's a little guy
>>220911726>Garak's Sexuality: According to actor Andrew Robinson, he played exiled spy Elim Garak as an omnisexual character. Garak was written to express attraction to both men and women on the show, making him one of the most progressive characters of the 1990s.This was something he and Siddig agreed upon early in the series just in case the writers wanted to pick up on it.
>>220912666This is the father of That Annoying Fuck who always appears on Dr Who and Supernatural
>>220918035the plot of the book about Garak written by Robinson revolves around his love for a woman. No gay shit at all. The only time his character even hints at being a fag in the show is when he acts all weird and faggy to Bashir when they first meet. It's dropped quickly.
First two seasons of Voyager are actually best watched in production order. UPN held off four episodes from Season 1 to air during Season 2, and the same was done with Season 2, with some episodes airing during Season 3. When viewed in this manner, things like stardates, some of the changes in set designs, even hairstyles are a lot more linear.>> indicates an episode produced during this season, but aired during the nextSeason 1>Caretaker>Parallax>Time and Again>Phage>The Cloud>Eye of the Needle>Ex Post Facto>Emanations>Prime Factors>State of Flux>Heroes and Demons>Cathexis>Faces>Jetrel>Learning Curve>>Projections>>Elogium>>Twisted>>The 37'sSeason 2>Initiations>Non Sequitur>Parturition>Persistence of Vision>Tattoo>Cold Fire>Maneuvers>Resistance>Prototype>Death Wish>Alliances>Threshold>Meld>Dreadnought>Investigations>Lifesigns>Deadlock>Innocence>The Thaw>Tuvix>Resolutions>Basics, Part I>>Sacred Ground>>False Profits>>Flashback>>Basics, Part IIOf course, for narrative reasons it is best to place the Basics two-parter at the end.
what the fuck is wrong with you
>>220917824What do you call Quark?
>>220913414Well her mother was the cutest soap opera star for a decade.
>>220917968>terrorists are notorious for their understanding of subtle social cuesLmao
I don't want to say
>>220917114damn i need to watch this episode next time. TOS only has a couple seasons and they're 90% bangers. its easy to catch them on the next runaround.
>>220917379yes he's literally adolf satan-hitler thats why you chuds agreed with him half the time watch him die in flaming hell hahahahaha I'm smart
>>220918157what DON'T I call Quark if you get what I'm saying
>>220918035>he played exiled spy Elim Garak as an omnisexual characterNobody would know what “omnisexual” meant in 1994.
>>220917379>PLEASE BENJAMIN, I'LL DO ANYTHING! I'LL FUCKING SUCK YOUR DICK! YOU WANT ME TO EAT YOUR SHIT? I'LL EAT YOUR FUCKING SHIT ON LIVE SUBSPACE!
>>220918282except artsy fartsy LA types?>t. Mission Viejo since 91
>>220918282let me google that for you
>>220917677>Kiss>Insinuate romance >Release from power>Kontinue the mission
>>220918322Retard>>220918310I was going to say except John Waters. But Trek actors seem like huge normalfags.
>>220918347that explains how their only good roles since 2001 have been family guy episodes.never watching trek and morty ever though.
>>220918322>bisexuality but pretentious
>shades of gray>earl grey>hot
>>220918399That's Garak for ya
>>220918035>This was something he and Siddig agreed upon early in the series just in case the writers wanted to pick up on it.this was something he and Siddig agreed to say 20 years after the show ended
>>220918335works everytime every time
>>220917968Unless they're all lying, I always hear about foids being oblivious to male friends being in love with them and have experienced it myself.
>>220918491yeah. You can read the original cast directions in the scripts (not transcripts but actual scripts) and it’s clear he’s directed to play a Bond-esque spy, which is often coy and foppy
CAUSE I GOT FAITH OF THE HEART!
>>220918593Women cannot comprehend that pretty much nobody would ever choose to interact with them (opposed to another guy who has more similar interests) unless there was attraction.can’t blame them because it starts in middle school and never lets up until their 30s.South Park had a good episode about it
>>220918157A Ferengi that lives outside of Ferengi society. An outsider and a small business owner/enterpreneur.
ENT 3 episodes:>I got faith of the heart (this is kino and better than ds9 and voy)>Tpol and that southern guy rub each other down in highly sexual shower scene. Pretty sure she has fake tits but will need to see more>Tpol makes completely reasonable security suggestions and gets ignored>there’s a dog now
>>220918849i dont want to spoil it for you but they are real fake tits. you wont find a more authetic set of fake tits on 2000s network tv.
i hate women but i love babies. life is funny sometimes.
>>220917747Kinda insane episode
>Neelix gets raped>It's played for laughsMakes me sick
>>220918552What were they thingking?
>>220918661
>>220918961he was literally asking for it
>>220918961Male rape is nbd. It’s not like you lose anything of value
>Subspace Rhapsody
>>220916317Lmao its this episode rnHe likes fuckin girls
snw captains quarter lk comf
>>220918273Don't be antiferignaric.
u-oh
I just spamming/flooding these pussies even though we know theyre jannies lol
https://youtu.be/1F8uszo1nq4
>>220917379>Take an interest in foreign religions, they said...>Broaden your horizons, they said...
New thread coming up
>>220919468Lol
New thread>>220919507>>220919507>>220919507New thread
>night shift>10 posts earlyno
>>220919539Oh yeah
>>220910991no, seethe more desert dweller
Test
I am op of the new thread i expected more of a good worf episode
>>220905383Who are these people?
>>220919948Keeping up with the Kardassians
>>220914182that's not John Cleese
>>220919948Marc A.Casey B.Jeffrey C.
ouch
DABO!
is there a super cut of enterprise without the weird sex pervert stuff. i am not joking i feel very uncomfortable watching thus
>>220916391Make them rewatch the scene where he coaches his officers on how to make him look like an unreasonable bully to his Cardassian counterpart His body language and vocal tone relaxes and it becomes obvious a solid chunk of what you see is an act necessary for engaging with Cardies
>>220905399star trek sex with wesley
>>220920857I'll work on one. I'll replace all the scenes with gay kisses and woke moments (but only from nutrek, sorry Jadziabros).
>>220905383i do not know who they are therefore they cannot be based. only the people i know can be based.
>>220917018Dude the scientist who coined the term disowned it in part because it's only observable in captivity; if you want to be a contrarian fuckwit clinging to "no you're the redditor" be my guest but you're arguing with the original researcher
>>220905974are those the angry episodes?
>>220920925I didn’t say otherwise, redditorAgain, a predictable dialogue tree indeed
