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Star trek sex with shran
Michael Dorn is too good of a pilot
Star Trek buttplay with janeway
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>>220919507>previously on /trek/>>220905383
star trek sex with shran
Worf gets the batleh
Khaless and Worf are best buds
Gowron is fun too
Batleth of Kaless
I like it more than widows bay
Klingons
Never abandon a member of your crew
Lets fucking goooooo
What the fuck is going on in here? Are we being raided?
schizo chud melty
>>220919623Too bad there's no good pilot for a Captain Worf show.
S4S is an absolute banger of a movie and I shall brook no redditor bullshit about it.
>>220920260Interestingly enough, PIC having him go into Intel is pretty good as the seed for a Captain Word show. Maybe a bit of Burn Notice or Use of Weapons. Call it Honor Majesty's Secret Service.
>WESLEY: Was it fun?>SALIA: What do you mean?>WESLEY: Playing humanoid. Was it fun?>SALIA: Wesley, look at me. Right now, this minute, this is what I am. A humanoid girl.>WESLEY: What are you really?>SALIA: Does it matter?>WESLEY: Yes.>SALIA: Our natural state is one unlike anything you can imagine.>WESLEY: So you took this form for our benefit? That's why you wanted to know what species we are.>SALIA: I'm sorry I hurt you. I didn't mean to.>WESLEY: I loved you.>SALIA: I love you, too.>WESLEY: Can you?>SALIA: Yes, oh yes. I have the same feelings, the same emotions as you. You must believe me.>WESLEY: Please go.Based Weschud
>>220920589The fact that wil Wheaton had MASSSSIVE sex appeal to tweens after stand by me, and then SURVIVED twink death by still having moderate sex appeal to women who crochet and have toxoplasmosis, is still a win relative to the rest of Hollywood. He still gets his health insurance and other SAG benefits and they pay him to play D&D with his friends. God fucking damnit he won. GodDAMNIT
>>220920632>still having moderate sex appeal
>>220919507Damn, he really snapped the shit out of his neck.
>>220920698Blacks make a habit out of "snapping back"
My name is ver-dahttps://youtube.com/shorts/TXVVQUjrr7g
I hate nig-gers
>>220919507>>220920698>Tell that to Weyoun's snapped neck
>>220919553star trek sex with wesley
>>220921449Wasn't he the dad in Castle Freak? He was pretty normal in that movie.
>>220921474he was an alcoholic who killed his lil baby son and maimed his daughter for life by driving drunk. that's villain and/or psycho in my book.
I like you, humanhttps://youtube.com/shorts/jPx6CK2gzF4
>>220921494accidents happen
If Madred grew up an orphan, how did he become a Gul? Orphans have no standing in Cardassian society
Best Dixon Hill guest star
>>220920178idk but all the threads i frequent are full of schizos and im tired of it
>>220922558nice horn pupper
what the FUCK is LORE'S PROBLEM???
star trek sex with david corwin
>>220923482it's hard to face your problem if your problem is your face.
>>220923482The other colonists bullied him.
>>220923482When I first saw TNG I thought his name was "Law" which is fucking based and ice cold like he takes no shit from bitches but "Lore" is fucking gay and sounds like some DnD queer prancing through the forest doing homosexual magic.
>>220923482meatbag fucking shits
star trek
QUARK?!
ODO?!
>>220924546I AM TIRED OF FOLLOWING THE LAW! NOW, I AM THE LAW!
looks like its going to be a long day
>>220924752What a racist
remember when picard tried to have a romantic relationship with a direct subordinate? what a retard.
>>220925308Imagine Geodi being sent down the Jeffries tube seeing Picard's ass pumping away
>imagine
hah, wow, another fantastic /trek/ thread!I wonder how the next one will be?Sure can't wait to find out!
>>220923482nothing. lore's based.
>>220923746Lore=myth, fiction. A villainData=truth, fact. A hero
>>220926386Was he too...human?
>>220926280How do we feel about ENT Nausicaans?
>>220922362He grinded before getting lucky like Martok.
>>220926386>Dah-ta
>>220926578it was fine but i would have liked to see tellerites instead
>Vulcans best known institution is the Science Academy>Earths best known institution is Starfleet>Tellars best known institution is the Mining Consortium>Andorias best know institution is...?
>>220926745sex
>>220926745Chainmail factory
>>220926578Love em, wish we got a deeper look.
>>220926773With Shran?
>>220926745Imperial Guard
>May Kahless forgive me for even uttering this word...
>>220926972The only thing she hates more than Cardies are Kligs
>>220927066If anything I'd expect her to have it out for her Latino dad for abandoning the family.
Her existence is dependent upon generations of Klingon warriors waging war on nearly anything that moved, and that is without taking into account humanity's history.Goddamn I hate the Maquis.
Soooo uuuhhhh did bashirfaggot kill HIMself?
>>220927221Bash isn't doing great after the divorce.
>>220927197>Strange New Trannies
>>220923482Sometimes people are just jerks, even when you want to be their friend.:(
GEE I WONDER WHERE THEY GOT ITI BET THE PEACEFUL KLINGON DOCTORS PEACEFULLY FOUND SOME HERBS THAT DIDN'T BELONG TO ANYONE ELSE AND PEACEFULLY STARTED USING IT FOR "MENTAL RELAXATION"
cruise control for cool
>>220926881But that's wrong.>Constitution Class>Heavy cruiser>Length: 289 meters>Deck count: 21>Max. speed: Warp 6>Crew complement: 430
>>220927412yh
>>220926745Prosthetics and makeup
>>220926972>>220927066Why does Torres hate the Cardies again? Was she even a colonist?
>>220927523She dropped out of the academy and joined up with the Maquis.
>>220927490I thought Vulcans didn't touch their food? T'Pol made a big deal out of using a fork and knife to eat a breadstick.
>>220927561His mother is Human
>>220927579That twinky fuck in the SNW webm is supposed to be Spock? Gay, nutrek trash ignored Star Trek ended with ENT.
>>220927477>death camps>death rate lower than 1 in 10,000
>>220927561everything about Vulcans introduced in Enterprise can be regarded as fanfiction
>>220927490I thought Vulcans didn't eat with their bare hands...
Ensign Anon, you are erect.
>>220927724Why?
>>220927754because a lot of it is wrong and contradicts established lore
>>220927768What previously alpha canonical lore does Enterprise contradict?
>>220927768they fixed it all at the end though
>>220927784Vulcans getting mad and raising their voices at the drop of a hat, "female Pon Farr", them just being actually evil in general throughout the show>>220927785they didn't fix shit
>>220927815>them just being actually evil in general throughout the showI don't think they're evil at all. Why do you?
>>220927828because they do evil things
>>220927743Selar was the first time I was ever distracted by beauty. I was going through high school actually wondering if I liked girls and seeing Schizoid Man and the stripper scene in From Dusk Til Dawn in rapid succession showed me that I was not, in fact, gay.
>>220927393At least two episodes, Judgement from ENT and and Suspicions from TNG show Klingons that aren't warriors and describes their place in Klingon society.
>that I was not, in fact, gay.
>>220927848No they don't, Vulcans are a moral people.>>220927920>From Dusk Til DawnI showed that movie to some zoomer friends a few years ago and I shit you not they were staring at their phones during the vampire reveal and completely missed it. I hate them so much.
>>220927882>fans are furious
>>220927815they did fix it. they found sareks writings and cast off the romulan corruption. 150 years later spock and the rest of them are too embarrassed to talk about it
>>220927940>i never was a fag, it was the medication i was on to fool Nilva
>>220927934And my nigga the fat Klingon chef from DS9.
>>220928103>>220928027>Canon? Not this time
>>220928090no. if you watch a movie about Superman where he's going around punching innocent women and children and then at the end he changes his ways and saves a guy from falling off a bridge, you don't say "oh they fixed it" you say "Oh that's not Superman"
>>220928027>>220928103it's amazing that a show with all the benefits of a higher budget and modern technology can look so much worse than TOS
>>220927934>>220928169I like the idea that all the retarded honor-obsessed hypocrites we see are just out of touch aristocrats and the average Klingon is much more bro-tier. I suppose Martok being born a peasant also adds credence to that.
>>220928292That one chef on DS9 seemed like a pretty bro-tier guy who wouldn't threaten your life over some nebulous honor bullshit. The man just wants to grill, for Kahless' sake.
>>220928238TOS was easier to watch because the sets were real. The effects were a smoke machine and some cross fades. SNW looks so sterile and mechanical.
>>220928192kek
>>220928348To be fair, warships are supposed to be clean and functional.
>Division 12Starfleet X-Files named
star trek sex with John de Lancie
>>220928379A bold reimagining.
>>220928433This just screams Star Trek™
>>220928433>>220928379>A complete fabrication
The VR sound stage thing looks more fake than an old fashioned backdrop
>>220928484The lack of bold color contrast is what kills it for me.
>>220928492
Watched Hellraiser the other night. Didn't realize he was Garak until the last 10 minutes or so when he started talking like him
>>220928562>there's 10 hellraiser movieswtf?
>>220928589A new creative vision.
>>220928589
>>220928229superman definitely would have been able to save his father though. it was clark kent that failed. ent vulcans are like young clark
So the Star Trek font exists within the Star trek universe?
>>220928562And the third one has dax! Bit of a strange connection between Trek and horror.
>>220928651Which episode?
>>220928168I almost forgot about that.Quark did dress up like a female and take it up the bum didn't he?
>>220928706>take it up the bum didn't he?no, he had real breast and a real vagina and real female hormones. Bashir went all out
Is prostitution widespread in the Ferengi consortium?
>>220928704The one where they review Star Trek
>>220928726it is the ferengi alliance and yes
>>220928634Bold.
>>220928562>I'm supposed to believe this guy who was so against saying "Fuck" as written in the script he made up a different line consciously and deliberately intended for Garak to be homosexual a few years later on his own accordno respect for this grifting lying clout chasing fuck
>>220928793>"Fuck" as written in the scripthuh?
>>220928830I think the line "jesus wept" was just supposed to be "fuck"?
>>220928830"Jesus wept" is what he changed the line to because he didn't want to say "Fuck you"
>>220928888star trek check em with gorn babe
>>220928862That will be quite enough.
>>220928852A bit nonsensical. I think something like "welp, that just happened" fits more.
>>220928924"Fuck you" actually fits the character better but Jesus wept is classic and original
>>220928922>>220928862>>220928589>>220928508Nobody wants to look at this crap
https://grokipedia.com/page/Deep_Space_Nine_(fictional_space_station)
then don't look?
>>220929016
i'm triaxilating the photon emitters on an oscillating frequency, that should generate a large enough subspace field to deflect the graviton particles
>>220929134I will...assist you.
>>220928580Thats nothing, there are 12 Sniper films
>>220928580Terry Farrell stars in one
>>220929134Nobody asked.
>>220929134Sir, the field is inverting!
>>220929283As if i needed more reason not to watch them.
>>220929289little shit
>>220929383Dorn could be a star trek name.
What was with the makeup department's obsession with nasty crusted hairdos in Voyager? It's fucking gross.
>>220929455It's distinctive.
the Dorn Hegemony
Star trek sex with me
The Dorn Ultimatum
>>220929134>MR. WORF, LAUNCH THIS TECHNOBABBLING POTATO ALL THE WAY TO THE DELTA QUADRANT WHERE HE BELONGS
>>220929173>here’s that 7 year old I was telling you about bro
>>220929134I swear the technobabble guys were just trolling the actors at some point>Hey, let's make Terry Farrell say a bunch of big words>Surely, she'll do THAT well
>Captain, I'm detecting a large gravimetric flux emanating from cargo bay 4!So? It can do that if it wants to, quit bothering me
>>220929975someone made a Trek Technobabble Madlib generator program as a joke back in like TNG and by DS9 an Voyager they were using it unironically and putting the stuff it came up with into scripts
>>220930119kek link it.
>>220921484that's cool but it needs to be x2 that resolution
>>220930226I dunno if it was ever made public but I've read about it in Star Trek books/heard about it from interviews
I´ve recently picked up Voyager after avoiding it since forever. It´s actually pretty good... except for the Kazon. Those fucks are annoying. I´m tempted to skip every episode about them.
>>220928589thanks I hate it
>>220930284Yeah, they're budget Klingons for sure.
>>220930284 There's no skipping 'sodes.
>>220930284Jal Culla demands your viewership.
>>220930419Look at that face. The face of a thinker. A cabbage. Those who boiled him, loved him. Those who fried him, loved him from afar.
>>220930712Today, our friend, who was unjustly crucifered by the media, turns over a new leaf.
>>220930744>who was unjustly crucifered by the mediaThey're called 'croutons' anon, stop trying to dress it up with your fancy word salad.
>>220930909I know you're trying to render into Caesar, but a House divided cannot stand and I don't want you making this a Wedge issue.
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>>220922325Dwayne “the jobber who apears for 5 minutes in that voyager death match episode” Johnson
>>220929134The amount of times Harry Kim says "I'm compensating"in response to some problem and it literally does nothing.
>>220919507So is all of Nutrek complete trash, or are there at least a couple newer shows that aren't as bad?>STDI just can't anymore, I don't even know what the fucking plot is I can barely pay attention and the last 20+ episodes are just background noise while I shitpost and it's still bad. It's like a fucking harem except the guys act even gayer than in an anime where they're terrified of touching a boob. >PICThey got Dickard back, and he dicks it up because 'actor ego' , but it is unwatchable?May as well switch to Andromeda for a while or something.
>>220931693all of it is worse than the worst of andromeda
>>220931875Incorrect.
>>220931623i love how the default state on fed starships is zero security. all the doors are unlocked, anyone can use the com system and access terminals. can use the transporters or steal a shuttle and it takes just a split second too long for anyone on the bridge to stop it.
>>220931623He has a lot to compensate for
>>220931693I've give up on new shows in general.
>>220931910It feels like Starfleet is so high trust that somebody with sinister intentions is genuinely shocking. Every time an obvious villain comes onboard the ship the audience is waiting for the other shoe to drop. But the characters are surprised every time.
>>220932004poor bastard must've seen some crazy shit
