Creepy Crawlies editionPrevious >>220913989
Obsession is for 'people' who never experienced an above average horror movie in their lives (drooling in front of a screen and "consuming" doesn't count).Backrooms is for ADHD kids who consider being in a more or less normal room alone without a smartphone the ultimate form of torture.
>>220932125Both are slop.
>>220932125>>220932147Both Cody Leach and moistcritical said Obsession is the best horror movie of the last 15 years at least. And Charlie also said Backrooms is a banger and he hated the games.What experts do you have on your side?
OK, I just finished "Dracula Has Risen from the Grave" (1968), and its ending explains why Dracula is stumbling around with a golden cross stuck in his chest and nobody else about at the beginning of the next film "Taste the Blood of Dracula" (1969). Dracula is also under water and under ice (in the middle of summer, all trees green) as he was left in the previous film "Dracula Prince of Darkness" (1966). Not in a moat, but ... eh. I feel Risen from the Grave is definitely a weaker entry in the Hammer Dracula series. It's mainly about Paul's and Maria's romance and the merry student live in jolly old Keinenberg with some Dracula scenes attached. IMDb says "This was Hammer Films' most profitable movie." - I wouldn't have guessed so in a thousand years. It's not bad, but it's not so great either. The two girls are lookers. IMDb says Maria (Veronica Carlson) got the role not because she could act but because she was a bikini model and the producer saw her in some commercial and wanted her. This was of course decades before Harvey Weinstein and #MeToo.
>>220932427what's your ranking thus far?
>>220932125both better than "Smile" and "A Quiet Place" and "The Conjuring" that zoom zooms fucking loved.
>>220932427>she was a bikini model and the producer saw her in some commercial and wanted herBased and as it should be.
>>220932483I won't be watching the last three "Scars of Dracula", "Dracula AD 1972" and "The Satanic Rites of Dracula" now as I've seen them 6 months or so ago. From those I liked "Dracula AD 1972" best which I know is probably a controversial opinion, but I found the peek into early 1970s youth/hippie culture weirdly interesting. "Dig the music, kids!"From the ones I've seen in the past days I like "Taste the Blood of Dracula" best and "The Brides of Dracula" worst - the rest are in between. If you watch them chronologically you can follow how they start out with the Dracula novel, tailored down to their limited budget, then get better and more confident as the series goes on, and then I suspect something changes at Hammer as you see different names for producers, directors, make-up, director of photography etc. in the titles.The movies are a comfy watch. First Dracula films shot in colour, which in the 1950s made up 10% of the total production costs alone. The interest of the studio lay more in commercial success than in artistic vision, but that's OK. You've got to admire them for what they turned out on a shoestring budget in the early years.
Here's that one Exhuma prequel comic I mentioned the other day, in englishhttps://rokaricomics.com/manga/blind-devotion/It’s not really captivating or well-illustrated, but I thought I’d share it anyway
>>220932691AD 1972 was definitely better than Satanic Rites. There's also Legend of the 7 Golden Vampires, but it's mostly a KungFu movie rather than traditional Hammer Dracula. Cushing is back, but no Lee. I prefer the early ones, Horror, Brides and Prince over the later ones, but they are all entertaining in their own way.
>>220932691>Dracula AD 1972Peak camp.
You ok pal ? Let us get you out of here.
>>220933028eek
>>220933077eek!
>poke spider IRL>it falls off its net and runs away scaredyeah thanks, horror movies
Spiders are ghey. They come into your house, make webs in the dumbest places, shit all over the floor and then shrivel up.
>>220933168They do be poopin on the floor that's true
>>220932427>>220932691Have you seen any of the Frankenstein Hammer Horror movies? I think most of them are pretty good
*makes you seethe*
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>>220933874Probably years ago, but not recently.
>>220933168If they would build some actual nests and not just shock you while you walk sleepdrunk to the bathroom at night.
>>220932125These are my favorite horrors. Obsession is my favorite horror of the 21st century (still need to add it to this chart)
>>220932305Total Zoomer Death. Zoomers are pathetic.
>>220932427Dracula sinking into the ice is super memorable to me. I think it's Scars of Dracula was my favourite but they're a bit of a blur. Interested to hear what you think of that one.
>>220933902Who is seething?
>>220933168> Spiders are ghey. They come into your house, make webs in the dumbest places, shit all over the floor and then shrivel up.Sounds like my wife.
Spiders are the only scary bugs
>>220933759I forget she was sort of cute years ago. She's been haggy forever now
>>220933759I saw this movie in the theater with my grandpa
>>220934735you obviously
>>220932034I would have forgotten if not for this thread but I had another dream about a spider in my bed last night. They feel so real I can't tell if it's a dream though, I jump out and search the bed and find nothing. At least now I'm better at going back to sleep, fuck it crawl over me idc.
>>220934884What did he think of it?
>>220932034Hokum was good, I really like all 3 of the director's films. Hope there's more in the making.
>>220934954He didn't comment on the movie, but I remember him getting angry that I didn't want to go eat lunch because I filled up on popcorn. "Nobody fills up on popcorn"I just wanted to go home and play video games
>>220932034I wish we got more creature feature/creature horror films. idk how normalfags would rather watch another step for step horror film about demon possession or ghost hauntings. Like i'd much rather deal with that than a man sized spider trying to wrap me up & liquify my insides.
>>220935010He said he wanted to make one more horror film and really ramp up the scares once he saw people reacting to Hokum in theater. Hokum did well so it's a sure thing.
>>220935022How strange. Most of the time ppl eat something before a movie, during or not at all. I can't imagine going to a sit down place after a movie. Maybe that's just me.What did you play after the movie?
>>220935044That one scene was fucking great, haven't been that unnerved from watching horror in i don't know how long.
>New poster for ‘FALL 2: DEADPOINT’ has been released.>In theaters September 2.
>>220935025I still have to watch the It Came From The Desert movie. I played the game on my Turbografx CD back in 1992.
>>220935062It was like 25 years ago but I most likely went home and played Resident Evil 3 (gamecube port)
>>220934550You should stop watching so much onions horror.
spiders ain't never hurt nobody now why don't you stop spreading arachnophobia on this board when spiders have always been perfectly friendly to humans they're cute and even useful meanwhile there are no movies about evil cockroaches think about it it's obvious they control hollywood
Really liked this one. Too bad it doesn't get more attention.
https://www.fangoria.com/joe-bob-briggs-new-show-details/
> Obsession is my favorite horror of the 21st century
>>220935290nothing but millennial dogshit for 25 years then finally a good movie with a cute zoomette, easy
>>220935227Speaking of favourite films of the 21st century, this one is up there for me but I had to watch it multiple times.Some good news anon is that Phil Tippett's is supposed to be working on a new film as a follow up called Sentinel. Hasn't been news on it for a while but I doubt it'll take as long to make.
>>220933902why is she making this face? so weird
>>220935181Why? It hurts nobody.
>>220934550Genuinely great chart with lots of variety.
>>220935227Genuinely the only movie I've seen in the last 6-7 years that made me sick to the stomach (in a good way). I'm completely immunized to gore through 4chan's cross-cultural osmosis (seeing random real life gore pics and webms). None of the cringy "goriest movies you will ever see" worked either. But something about Mad God just works, through the combination of the atmosphere, the direction and the soundtrack. Also saw the... what was it called... August Underground trilogy in this timeframe. That just made me cringe at how hard the fatty tried to impress his fellow horror fanerinos and how his movies were just an excuse to grope hooker tits. And then there's this one movie whose name I forgot with really shitty 3DCG, that self identified as "shit horror" or something like that. It was an anthology where in the first part some kid kills his parents then gets fucked by a dog. That was the closest to making me feel sick, but it wasn't because of the imagery but because of the weird voice acting from the dog I think. In terms of writing it was about on the level of Toothless Tarl's "splatterpunk" stories.
>>220935290What the fuck is wrong with that idiot>>220935356*die*
>>220936040samefag
>>220935356Imagine the level of pure subhumanity to make such a bold "Latinx zoomie" statement just two posts under >>220935227 >>220934550From the post 2000 releases, the Substance also completely mogs Obsession. And Hereditary. And [REC]. And even The Witch. And definitely Bone Tomahawk.But I can see that this list was definitely made by some soichugging NPC based on a lot of the other entries (Lake Dungo, Sinister, Malignant, The Conjuring, Oculus, Midsoimmar), so the good ones are there just by accident/due to virtue signalling.
>>220936070go to bed phil no one watching your boring stop motion slopinde won
>>220936050>samefagNo.
>>220936070https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZgU8RFISQE
>>220933077damn, unc let a spider suck him off for real
> Hokum was good, I really like all 3 of the director's films. Hope there's more in the making
>>220936120kek
>>220936136Soilleinial cuck or zoomer loser. Call it.
>>220932584This was such a hilarious attempt at deflection.>my movie that "zoom zoomz fucking loved" is better than [list of shit movies that "zoom zooms fucking loved"]It's like when some bullied autistic fat kid goes "oh yeah? well why don't you bully Billy too?" (and Billy is another autistic fat kid who gets bullied).Basically... ok, and?
I wasn't a fan of Backrooms. Props to the set design and I enjoyed the found footage style stuff but everything else failed to hit for me.I went in blind but I hear it's more enjoyable if your familiar with the lore. Once it's on streaming I'll give it another shot with lore context.
>>220936165Worse, a pathetic loser with bad taste but also a zoomer.
>>220936120>more impotent zoomie idolatryThis is from a man who made Ghost of Mars and corrected the chuds that "um akshully They Live is about Reaganomics, stop with the antisemitism". Hereditary was also directed by Ari Aster. And The Substance itself is obviously a magnet for soichugging "female empowerment" and "this is what Hollywood does to womenfolk" messaging.
>>220936336> And The Substance itself is obviously a magnet for soichugging "female empowerment" and "this is what Hollywood does to womenfolk" messaging.This but at the same time still made women look retarded. Females by nature are retarded.
>>220935186Fuck spiders man. 9/10 my interactions with the bastards are them coming down on a web like I'm Miss Muffet with them trying to whisper sweet nothings into my ear.
>>220936248Wait until you see the five hour video essay from Wendigoon. He already made a three hour pre-release essay praising it & analysing it based on the trailers & behind the scenes material that Kane showed him personally. Imagine the kino we gonna get from the full movie!
>>220936390You're a homosexual
>>220936434>Wait until you see the five hour video essay from Wendigoon. He already made a three hour pre-release essay praising it>mfw it's realwhat the fuck is wrong with kids these days
>>220936420I think this is actually the first horror movie I watched as a kid. I saw the trailer and it scared the shit out of me but a friend later convinced me to watch it and then I found out it's more of a comedy film than a horror film. Did not remember Scarlet Johansson being in it though I haven't watched it in like 20 years.
>We went from Project Chanology to Scientology speedrunningThe kids are alright. So somebody is 100% going to make a horror flick based on Scientology speedrunning. Found footage would make an obvious choice.
>>220916606>Who is this qt3.14?Margot Kidder!
>>220936445It's ambient brainrot for people who can't think
>>220936445They will never own a house or have assets.
>>220933136I am not afraid of spiders but I kill them usually when I see them. It's because they make me angry. 9/10 times I see them, they are literally *approaching me*. Like I am mid plank, completely naked, my penis hanging out... and this spider cunt is coming towards me, on the floor, in broad daylight. What the fuck?It goes against everything what everyone says>oh no they are just scared little babies who avoid humans at all costs!Basically, I understand it as the spider trying to challenge me, like it's trying to asset dominance over me. Well you won't dominate shit cunt, you're dead. Shouldn't have disrespected the Apex fucking Predator.
>>220936484kino film idea anon, viral internet hit waiting to happen
>>220936390>Males by nature are retarded.ftfy. Dennis Quaid literally plays himself in the movie kek
>>220936510Is that why empty houses scare them?
>>220936493Based Kidder poster
>>220936539Lol.
>>220936510don't you live with your mom?
>>220932125Both are not good movies, but I'd still argue is more of a horror than Backrooms is. Backrooms is just a trauma drama.
>>220935468It's a pouting face, it's for when they don't get their way with something and are trying to be cutesy to try and convince you. They'll turn into an absolute banshee if you still don't agree to whatever they're demanding, it's essentially the calm before the storm.
>>220936479>>220934884My aunt took me and my cousin to see it in theaters but we had to leave after the cat scene since my cousin starting crying.
>>220936136Pleb taste
>>220936679kek. to be fair it's a low blow.
>>220936523>my penis hanging outthey instinctively go for small dangly stuff
>>220936577
>>220936493Nigga that was 2 threads ago!Do you guys really go back and read through old threads?
>>220936553Based fellow Kidderbro.
would we still love Nosferatu if we haven't ruined it for everyone with that "crazy style" tiktok?
>>220936070>Lake DungoKekI will say it is carried heavily by one scene but that one scene is REALLY scary
>>220936523>Basically, I understand it as the spider trying to challenge me, like it's trying to asset dominance over me.Every wolf spider I've come across has had retarded levels of bravery. It has to be some evolutionary defect or something.
There used to be a spider that hung out on the ceiling right above my bed. It was too high up to swat away (old southern house) and it would always wait until I stopped focusing on it and then swoop straight down on one web strand, flare its legs and fangs at me, and then shoot back up to the ceiling after I screamed. That's all it liked to do, it didn't even have a web. I think eventually it got eaten by a gecko
>>220936759No, I was looking for something and by chance saw somebody replied at the very end of last night's thread.
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I'm up to episode 3 of Senritsu Kaiki File KowasugiI'd say so far it's a 6/10 series and episode 2 made me think they were going to see more of Occult's entityThe director is pretty funny
>‘Hollow’ – Sydney Sweeney Starring in Bold New ‘The Legend of Sleepy Hollow’ Movie Adaptation>“The novel is a bold reimagining of The Legend of Sleepy Hollow, told through the perspective of Katrina Van Tassel. Reframing one of literature’s most iconic heroines, the novel positions Van Tassel not as a romantic prize, but as the central figure in a dangerous mystery and seductive supernatural love triangle.
Is Scream a giallo?
>>220932034>Frankelda, a determined 19th-century Mexican writer, journeys into her subconscious to face the monsters she’s written about.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diRwnGRr-Ko
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>>220936812We don’t like cuckslop here
>>220937493>seductive supernatural love triangle.So it's going to be another Red Riding Hood (2011). Wonderful.
>>220936577I got a warning for posting this..
>we were this close to getting another 3 day break from pissjeet spamDamn… do better, mods.
>>220937852think about it
>>220937992I prefer him over the redditor’s shitty opinions.
>>220938021Silence, Rakesh.
>>220937907Hopefully they shoot you next time
Hold The Fort, coming June 23https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QD-5FTC84RM
>orders pina coladas for the group>"I like a man who's in touch with his feminine side">*keks herself to death*what should have Bear done in this moment?
>>220937521No *stab*
you stabbed me straight through the heart sid
>>220937992You do not belong here anyways. Spreading your bad tastes and promoting bad discussion.
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>>220934865She was probably 16 or 17 when they filmed it.
>>220936679oh no
>>220937992What spam?
>>220938120He could have just brushed it off with a joke like "I pina coladas and getting caught in the rain"Anything would have been better then him spilling his spaghetti like he did with "I like sweet drinks" or whatever he said.
>>220938354>that pickek
>>220938120wait for the drinks grab them all and sprint out of the bar with them and move cities
>>220938354What kind of woke feminist name is “bear?”
>>220938574If my name was Bartholomew or Barry I wouldn't mind going by Bear.
>>220938540>can't see a good release of this online
>>220938626Don't feel bad, all I have is my shit vhs quality rip of it. Can't even find subtitles for it.
>>220938609It is supposed to be the bear girls would rather be in the woods with.
>>220938014It some Giallo elements I'll admitWhodunnitblack gloves(only purists insist that they have to be leather)use of POV shotssome of the kills/gore might fall into that categoryBut it missing some of the major elements likeweird ass sound tracksurreal cinematographyUse of bold colorssexploitation(unless you want to count Tatum being braless during her kill scene and Sydney being in her PJs)Care to share they you think it should be considered a Giallo?
>>220938838Giallo inspired maybe
>>220938703When the whole bear women stuff was making the rounds it always reminded me of thishttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1780536557261607.webm
>>220938838scream vi felt like a giallo
>>220938939Total Foid Death
Virtually all slashers are giallo-influenced when you think about it…
Just put on Let Us Prey (2014)
>>220936484ehh Ti Wests 'The Sacrament' ain't too far off, not great thoughbeit.
>>220937326nice bro, glad you're semi-enjoying it, kind of same for me, just a cozy easy-viewing watch with likeable leads. they stay pretty consistent in quality. think the rural village installment is my favorite
>>220938540>the redhead with the big butt in IIIit was, dare i say, kino?
>>220935083>FALL 2: THE GROUND
>>220935083More roastie coded trauma movies
kek
>>220935083>redhead and niggerseriously?
>>220939453kek
>>220939454HAHAHAHHAHAHA
>>220938838I'm reaching butWhodunit aspect with outlandish theatrical reveals in final acts especially with dual culprits so you get clues contradictions and double twists (although with Argento it's more like the second culprit isn't -the- true killer but covering up for the killer)comic relief side-protag investigators, a nosy writer/journalist and eccentric/aloof detective, Sid doesn't investigate but Gale could be in an Argento movie
>>220935022And now your grandpa is ded and you have a sad story to tell
>>2209389746 is also the only one that I think directly references Argento instead of Halloween
Let Us Prey kinda boring, the stranger drifter guy needs to mind his own business.
Handling The UndeadMore of a drama than a horror I’d say, but certainly horror elements. The proximity and vulnerability regarding the undead creates unease, but the slow boil really never comes to a roil. Personally I would’ve enjoyed seeing some of the greater implications facing Oslo, but keeping it to 3 families helps keeps a narrow focus and the viewer invested in the familial drama. 6.5/10, certainly worth a watch.
>>220939454Redheads are honorary Blacks
>>220940294I hated this one desu, it had it's moments but was mainly another european "watch people be sad" movie.
Bump
>>220940403I should’ve added that I thought the pacing was definitely too slow, though I still enjoyed it. I’m a sucker for nonstandard zombie flicks, I guess.
bumpetic
Did anyone here see Passenger? It came out a couple weeks ago and went pretty quickly.However, I thought it was pretty decent. It did a good job of building tension, even though it relied a little too much on jump scares, it was just scary enough. I was engaged throughout the movie, even when it was revealed what the villain was. Plus it was the exact right length, which is HUGE in a horror movie. It has it's problems, which are typical to average horror movies, mostly simple logic based stuff. I honestly had as fun of a time or better, with that than Backrooms and certainly with Obsession.
>>220940714Haven't seen it but Ovredal got unlucky and it debuted alongside Obsession. The end of the year is gonna have the same thing, I think there'll be lots of competition for box office buxx.
>>220940714Oh but the fact it's well paced is good news and I'll be checking it out. That has been lacking in most recent films.
>>220940739Yeah, when I saw the bad ratings and reviews, I was very surprised, because the trailer was solid. Plus, it was a simple idea, which really helps horror movies.>>220940764Yes, the pacing is a plus trait in this flick. It's not gonna blow your mind, but you I doubt you'll be any more disappointed than the following: Slanted, Primate, Undertone or the Haunting of Mathew Nichols.
>>220940810:(
>>220940810>no no, hercules maulington jr would never hurt anyone
>>220940810This movie is overrated as hell The anon ranting about it last week pretty much nailed it. Solid kills and gore but a nonsense story and annoying characters
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>>220940872Aww, he’s smiling
Should I watch Weapons even if I hate Julia Garner and her stupid fucking hair?
>>220940912I hate that hair too and it was tolerable, so yeah
Lmao what the fuckThis episode was better
>>220940912Who?
>>220940955Is that the kappa one where they're speeding around? Kek.I think it starts strong but in middle of the series he has a real knack of writing stories that wrap up cleverly.
>>220940491Pretty cool, but you know what would make this even better? If it were done with CGI instead
>>220940912Yeah, you should. Even though, it's somewhat overrated, it's got some scenes that are pretty scary. It's done very well.
>>220940927>>220941027Okay, I will watch it tonight or tomorrow night
>>220940964HE'S ASKING ABOUT JULIA GARNER GRANDPA
>>220941040I don’t know who that is.
>>220941081THAT'S BECAUSE YOU HAD A STROKE GRANDPA. THE NURSE IS GOING TO TAKE YOU AWAY NOW OK.
>>220935044>really ramp up the scares Hokum already had too many jump scares
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JeUjIqK_4cThis is what I wanted from Weapons, gore kino is back in the menu
>>220941191I love genre films and Roth delivers on that stuff. I'll be catching it in theater.
>>220940853>Local pitbull swam out to bite drowning child
>>220935139Lol, I actually saw this. I remember nothing. And I was also a TG16 Chad. Air Zonk was my jam
>>220941191hmmmm
>>220940855It really isn't. Rugna is the only person making movies like these, his approach is totally unique.
>>220941140Okay I just googled her and she is a nobody. Now what?
>>220941186Hokum was more accessible but honestly, that director just isn’t my cup of tea. He reeks of a24 burnslop even though he isn’t exactly that.
>>220941593Don't be proud of not knowing things, stupid.
>>220941593SHE STARS IN IT, WEAPONS. WEA-PONS. SHOULD HE WATCH IT IF HE DOESN'T LIKE HER.
I WILL recommend Cure and House to Nip horror newbies and you can't stop me!!!
>>220941989Because those aren't good movies for noobs? Is that the idea? Why not just rec Guinea Pig movies then
>>220941989I'll always rec Kairo
Any horror tv shows/miniseries on netflix i should watch? i am bored as fuck right now
>>220942257Is Ju-On: Origins still there? That was just 6 episodes and I thought it was kino if you like the films.
>>220942274yeah it is but already seen it
