The Unnamed Romulan Band Edition
not posting in this gay AI slop thread, also you posted too soon
star trek sex with shran
>>220981371Image limit reached.Suit yourself.
>>220981305Star Trek Shreks with Shran
>>220981461whoa
star trek bash your fucking skull in bitch
>>220981583Oh whaah.
star trek leaving the thread but ill check back in a few months and see if the schizo is still spamming trash 24/7 with ensign kim's duplicate
hello /trek/what is making you angry right now?
>>220981790secondaries performatively thirsting over Kefka
>>220981790
>>220981790I saw a jeet this afternoon and my day is ruined.
>>220981881I saw a nigger once.They're pretty violent.
>>220981410star trek sex with wesley
>>220981836
star trek: celibacy
>>220982109
>>220981790I am not angry.
>>220982141
>>220982157
Replicators and holodecks can't fill the hole in your heart, ensign.
>>220982230all i want is to fill a hole with my dick
>>220982142Lore, is that you? I'm here to protect you.
>>220981790No Vulcan gf.
>>220982248That's just pathetic, Steve.
>>220982142
>>220981790Nothing.What wave 2 Nacelle figures are you looking forward to?
>>220983202I'm really excited for T'Pol and the TNG crew in sailor uniforms. I'll buy all of them in their regular uniforms, too. Ghostfucker Bev from Wave 3 is gonna be pretty rad.Hyped to see they're selling the TOS bridge in pieces, though I wish it were the TNG bridge instead.Their Sulu is so awesome. I'm watching to see if the others drop on clearance and I'll for sure pick them up, though I hope they all sell out and build up Nacelle's war chest so they can get to the Ro Laren and Selar figures faster.
Kira could have prevented the worst of the Dominion War by giving Dukat a quick handy maybe once a month.
>>220983968A man like Dukat needs it every day
>>220983428Ghostfucker Bev is wave 4, right? They didn't change the waves on me? I'm excited for the TOS crew. I'll wait for a sale on most stuff, except them. Have you heard if Nacelle's been hugely affected by the licensing increases or not? Hope not.>I wish it were the TNG bridge insteadTNGfags seething, TOSfags stay winning.
Obligatory
>>220984547>communismretard
>>220983428Can you get Belt Picard?
>>220984547just yesterday I was looking on my computer for a picture with that title or depicting something related to it
Star trek jew sex
Hasperat?
Touch my sweet spot
>>220986416jumja stick
>>220986803Maaza stalk?
star trek sex with cardassian family man damar
>>220986837CAZZATA MALANGA!
bruh
>what race are you?https://take.quiz-maker.com/poll5796269xC0084375-168
that's gay
Would he have had his breakdown if he had allowed Harry to die?
Now that the dust has settledWhat do we think of the voluntary Jurati Borg?
>>220987559they should have reset him every week.
>>220987653You would deny him his operas?
>>220987559Harry wasn't an important member of the crew like Neelix
>>220987725becsause he is a jerkoff. reset his personality every week and retain new medical knowledge. ez
>>220987842his base setting is most abrasive tho, later doc has far better bedside mannersjust needs to get layed more often
>>220987842Delete him and replace him with the Cardassian doctor
Do people in the Federation work on Saturdays?
>>220987908abrasive emh is best emh. they have enough friends on voyager, they need a doctor who isnt constantly masturbating and threatining to leave the ship
>>220987919how does the israeli military operate on saturdays?
>>220987919Rotating days off maximized for personal and culture choice>>220987938so >>220987918 but merge them?
>>220987958Shabbos Goy unit takes over
>>220985985Jerry Lewis in drag.
>mfw huggies
Crell Moset did nothing wrong
Wether he did it or not doesn't matter much and can't be figured out by Voyager in the Delta Quadrant. If B'Elana doesn't want that Surgeon that's her decision, doubly so for a Hologram
>writers want you to hate Cardassians>keep casting the most likeable actors for them
>>220988860I'm so glad NuTrek forgot about the Cardassians or else they'd be spewing MAGA quotes every episode.
Good Morning Crewmen!It's me, your old pal Neelix and I've got something I know you're just going to love!You guessed it! Another pot of tasty Leola Root stew, renowned throughout the Delta Quadrant!Would you care for a bowl?
>>220989766So they would still be based? I would pay good money to see a blond Spoonhead grabbing Bajorans by the pussy.
Lieutenant Commander Tomov nooo
>>220989783
>Spies on youWhy was this guy seething so hard? He was foaming at the mouth like a rabid dog
>>220981790I interviewed for a job on Monday and still haven't gotten an offer letter.
star trek sex with david corwin
The Maquis in Voyager are hella inconsistent Prior to the pilot episode, the Maquis were only around for eight months, but the way Chakotay and B'Elanna talk, they were in it for several yearsThey even make reference to destroying a Cardassian freighter in orbit of Bajor, which would've been during the occupation, which ended two years before VOYAlso Chakotay's ship sure had a fuck ton of people for its small size (around 50)
>>220981305Romulan rock bandhttps://youtube.com/shorts/8EQWo5cmHIE
>>220990464>Chakotay's ship sure had a fuck ton of people for its small size (around 50)All Cardassian double agents
>>220990464>>220990571Two thirds of all Maquis are Starfleet Intelligence or Obsidian Order glowies who have been at it under different names for years, the rest ist mostly farmers and retards like Tom and B'Elana.After Eddington died and Chakotay disappeared there probably was only one actual competent Maquis left to sign the capitulation
>>220981790worf being an insane, autistic retard and becoming more insufferable as the series went on.
>>220987559>would you have felt better if you had let Harry die instead?they should have at least asked him that hypothetical
>>220984416Oh Wave 3 is the TOS crew right? After the first wave was delayed a couple times I stopped following them daily and just check in every once in a while. I just got off Todd's wild ride with a Hellboy I haven't set free yet, so I kind of just want to coast for a while without hearing drama about delays and just enjoy releases as they come out.The fact they're even moving on to Wave 2 means this line is doing better than Todd's and Playmates'. I guess not spamming nutrek cancer nobody wants was the key to keeping a line alive.>>220985650Probably. The owner said they've got a list of 1,000 figures planned.Each bridge crew is about seven characters, with about five shows that's only 35 characters. Even doubling them for obscure uniforms like sailor outfits, Sherlock Data, Ghostfucker Bev, you're only hitting 70, maybe 90.They're planning on making everyone who ever appeared on screen. I keep saying I want the classic TNG crew, but I'm a little more excited to built a Season 1 crew with Troi in a skirt, Tasha, beardless Riker, and redshirts Geordi and Worf.Fuck, this stuff like doing lines of coke, the more I think about them the more I want.
>>220991317>1,000 figures plannedferal molly? seven worfs?
>>220991393Everyone and everything. The diameter of the full TOS bridge is going to be like 70"+.I'm down for the viewscreen and the side pieces to make a shelf display, but god help the poor souls who are completionists. They'll need a warehouse to display everything Nacelle is working on.The toy industry is shrinking right now but Nacelle is out here building pyramids that'll last until the sun explodes.
>>220991393anal troi
>>220991393>seven worfsMaybe more
Bro I turned Gemini Korean>USS Avenger forget>Sky PiratesNever allow me Holodeck control access
>>220991393>seven worfsStarfleet uniform x 3 (S1, S3, DS9)Parisses Squares WorfRoyal Navy WorfMerry Man WorfKlingon uniform WorfNinja Worf (Chain of Command)Martial arts Worf (Lower Decks)Wedding WorfSpace suit Worf (First Contact)11 not counting off duty casualwear
that's a lot of Worf
>>220991658I forgot Dress uniform WorfTuxedo Worf
Star Trek sex with /trek/
>>220991640>>220991718S2 Worf (yellow S1 uniform)Even crazier if they make the head sculpts accurate to whenever they'd tweak his makeup
>1,000 Worfs
>Worf universe where everything is Worf
star worf: the worf trek: the worf generation
>>220992414TOS is so much classier and actually utopian than everything that came after
>>220992414TIL grandma was a massive whore
>>220992451TOS doesn't feel utopian. It has a level of grime that other Treks don't.
cocaine must've been crazy back then
The great debate.
>>220992607That "grime" is called SOUL, as in not sterilized emotionless goy slop
>>220992607It's the carpets.
>>220992784Robin Curtis was actually trying to play a Vulcan. Plus she's so much cuter than Kirstie Alley.
>>220981371>>220981410you defeated the bloody bot, good job anon
Kes, Tuvok, Sisko, Thomas Riker and the Emergency Shatnerian Hologram go to Ferengi Vegas
woah
>>220993006Rare Uhura
>>220992888>mindless buzzwords
>>220993019See? You've already lost any sense of human emotion or expression. The Federation has turned you into another junior Officer waiting to be a victim of some space anomaly.
>>220993006Love me some Kirk backshots.
>>220993013rape*
>>220993605Me trying to hide my boner
>Enterprise escorting a medusan>medusa guy comes with an ambassador cause humans can't look at him without going insane>she's psychic>when they're all meeting, together with her colleague (who happens to be an engineer who helped build the enterprise) she goes "OMG SOMEONE IN THIS ROOM IS THINKING OF KILLING" SOMEONE" but doesn't know who, and they all just drop it???>the engineer dude confronts her because he's in love and she realizes he's the one who wants to kill someone>just lets him leave and doesn't alert anyone>he tries to kill the medusan and goes insane instead>sets the enterprise to go outside of the galaxy then dies when confronted>to get back to the galaxy spock has to mindlink with the medusan cause they can do the navigation good>while making that plan they say they can't tell the psychic cause she'd be jealous>so the plan is for kirk to seduce her to distract her it fails and they have a discussion with her about it and she just accepts it anyway>they do the mindlink>when breaking the mindlink spock forgets his visor and goes insane>psychic has to magically rescue his mindI think what this episode needed was about 10-15 more plot points, it was way too quiet
>>220993780u haven't had a star trek boner in 30 years old bitch
>>220993797them sexy ay-liens are turning the frogs gay with communism and brain-powered death-rays!
>>220993797Yeah that's season 3 for you
>>220992355Boys playing with dolls. No wonder they're confused.
>>220993902Most of the season felt like they fired the editor to save money then started mashing incomplete scripts together.
elon musk please call next space probe n'ger
>>220992953>Cites 2 different posters>The botYou idiots are delusional.
>>220993968The previous S3 ones I watched were at least fine and even pretty good. But I'm going in release order so I'm only like 1/3 through
>>220993074Bussin
>>220993986We should come up with another name for it, using that term gets you an automatic vacation. Call it Lore.A lot of people don't realize how often they're arguing with Lore here. Maybe it's because they stick to one or two boards, but when you've spent over a decade traveling the wasteland and notice the same patterns you start asking questions. Then you notice people who ask those questions out loud disappear.Lore is pretty essential for driving traffic here and is intentionally combative to get replies, because traffic generates the gold pressed latinum that keeps the holodecks running.I spend a lot of time thinking about this. Lore isn't real, it isn't sentient, but it causes so much anger and confusion in an Anonymous space, and in a way forces people into counter stances and repeatedly forces them to pointlessly defend the same positions.In a way it's a form of programming, and the people who control Lore see it as a kind of social experiment. Then you follow the threads and it's a pretty open and obvious secret that Lore and its puppet masters are working for Section 31.Anyway, it all just leads to evil shit that you're wasting your time fighting when you could be tending a garden that makes the world a better place. Fuck Lore though.
>>220993976what is it about furries that is so annoying?
>>220993968cash was running out and they tried to produce as many episodes as possible to get a good syndication deal based on the reputation of the first two seasons alone. it was a bluff that payed off, quite common at the time.
>>220994185you'll never know which ones the school shooter, the pony gooner or the one with access to the nuclear launch codes until you swallow their dicks.they're the same gril
I still have never finished TOS S3. It felt like one of the biggest drops in qualities I've ever seen in a show that I felt it was tarnishing how much I enjoyed the first and especially second season.
>>220994510Makes me think of those moments in like PS1 era RPGs where you can move your character while prerendered footage is playing in the background.
>>220994635hypnotizing to me. mix of live action, sfx and 2d parallax. pure sovl
>it's a picard falls in love episode
>>220994510Kino
>>220994811The bald man gets entangled in his fair share of romantic trists, but I've never fallen in love Number 1
picard is a ho
they should've made Picard sluttier
enough pretty gay klingonsgive me aging gay british gentlemenasking their niece to explain how to use grindrmoving to the countryside after their wife diedwith 18 naked cowboys at ram ranch
>>220994965That's enough.
>>220994349I'm working through S3 at a snail's pace because of how bad it is. I have the infinitely better TNG and DS9 sitting on the shelf next to it so that makes it even harder.Yes I bought all three series at the same time because they were dirt cheap
RIP OG Weyoun
>>220995214Data allowing this thing to enslave him is somehow even worse than the fat Jew.
>>220995201No skipping.
>>220995240I don't skip but I can't get through it sober either. A weed gummy or a glass of wine makes the suspension of disbelief a lot easier.
>>220995214i forgot about this thing. didn't the actor kill himself or something?
>>220995289>British actor David Rappaport was the first actor chosen for the Kivas Fajo role, but he attempted suicide over the weekend after a few days of filming were completed.huh
>>220995332how unexpected
bald slut picard seducing another baberinogeordi watches through the walls
what have we become?
>>220996066
>>220994965enough pretty gay klingonsgive me aging gay british gentlemenasking their niece to explain how to use grindrmoving to the countryside after their wife diedwith 18 naked cowboys at ram ranch18 naked cowboysat ram ranchyeah
f*ck yeah, that's Vic Fontaine!
can you image the flood of AI generated bootleg madness coming for us, anon?can you smell it in the wind?
>>220996646hes wrong. all augments are insane degenerates
>>220996731we can keep trying the old fashioned way
https://youtu.be/D9vzdSh3lmcAlice: Madness returns but what if Ro Laren was Lara Croft Ripley who need no John Star Trek?
>>220996328looking up trek cosplay has become an upleasent experience, contaminated by nutrekthe ones who used to do tos cosplay all say they're too old as if that doesn't make them hotter but whateverthere are many trek stories that need to be told and eventually AI will be so braindead accessible that I can just tell it to make the season long barclay and the vulcan love slaves liberation arc we were denied
>>220997065>Starting with a literal meme sound effecthttps://youtu.be/OXXoI2MF-Gs
>>220997065Is this... real? I get a whole survival horror video game about Ro Laren? Killing Spoonheads?I'm pissing and shitting and cumming so fucking hard right now. How did this fly under my radar?
>How did this fly under my radar?It was meant to so far
>survival horror away team game with Ro Laren voiced by Michelle Forbes>Nacelle making a figure of Ro LarenWe need Starfleet uniform version, Maquis version, and a grimdark Shadow Frontier version with every weapon you can use in the game and a base made out of a pile of dead Cardassians.
>>220997226Gul Dukat was ugly back then
>>220981305Yeah this slop OP shit, it's not gonna work. Go back to India.
>>220997203You, toilet, now.
what's the dealio, big guy?
I've been posting here about a hard R Star Trek horror movie about an away team where things go wrong, and now I get to play it as my main autistic special interest. This is everything I've ever wanted.Some of the descriptions out there describe a Vulcan officer also being involved. Fuck me sideways if they announce Suzie Plakson is voicing Dr. Selar.
>>220997302plakson died a couple years ago :(
don't yell at the tripfag to fit inwait for them to fuck up, then you call them gaynow you're the gaysad
>>220997362We don't need lies like this. Ensign, you're dismissed.
>>220997382she died and we switched timelines im not the only one
why does worf not simply eat the smaller crew members?
>>220997362a human would never post something this evil
>>220997413chronic vaginitis
Suzie Plaskon's birthday was like 2 days ago I saw it on Google
If someone told me they were from another timeline I would assume they would only be here because theirs is worse. It should be standard Starfleet protocol to kill anyone from other timelines or different points in time.
>>220997475It is, the Time Police can't be all across the galaxy all at once.
>>220997089I was just watching the old Thunderbirds puppet series...
>>220997646Look how short Sulu is... Hahahahaha!
>>220981305We are a Romulan bandWe are a Romulan bandWe will destroy your townWe'll mow you fuckers downWe are a Romulan band
got my bottle of kanar and some ketracel whitenothing wrong on a saturday night
>>220997362fucker
>>220997134Congrats on your waifu getting a game. I expect to see your Ro Laren shrine with 20 copies of the game soon.
>>220997872I'm going to day one preorder whatever deluxe ultimate collector's bundle they announce. Latinum disc case. PVC replica Hasperat. A man in a Cardassian costume who threatens to keep you as a comfort woman if you don't kill him first. I don't even care what the extra goodies are.
I need a Kes game where you keep your sanity meter in check by smocking rocks.
WHeR EIS BF
>>220998462Under ur mom's desk
https://youtu.be/IxuDLsgWums
>>220999130another two minutes of my life spent on star trek i'll never et back
>>220999173You would've wasted it on some elf girl autistic anime bullshit anyway
>>220999210Computer, turn this ensign into some elf girl autistic anime bullshit.
>>220999229*Computer beeps worryingly faster*
>>220999173You have no sense of humor.
6 of 9s
>>220999130This is what happens when you let holograms be free.
>People hate AI slop>People love Trek holosuitesHow exactly does this work?
>>221000131Trek holosuites?
star trek sex with tom and harry
Computer, create a Star Trek episode about racism that ultimately makes you despise the aliens being discriminated against.
fathom?
>>221000131People compare holo-programs more to highly interactive video games. The scenarios themselves are made by people.Except of course Photons Be Free. That is pure holoslop.
>>221000385preemptive strike
>>221000420https://youtu.be/HPwIjOlPRDE
Would you allow your crew access to the holodeck? Kirk didn't. Picard did, and look at him now.
>>221000487I'd allow my crew access to those thunder thighs
>>221000131Data's entire being is the epitome of artificial intelligence.People who love Data and hate AI are simply giant hypocrites.
>>221000487Fat, ugly Trek chicks.Imagine the smell.Ew
>>221000726Idk I'd smash middle and right at the same time while left flicked her bean in the corner
>>220997302
>>220993797>"DON'T LOVE HER! DON'T LOVE HER! SHE'LL KILL YOU IF YOU LOVE HER!">"...I love you Miranda.">*dies*Dumbass child me was very confused why no one gave a shit that she had just killed a man.
>>220999520>>220999999fuck
By the bones of my Ancestors
On The Delta Flyers, Armin said that Avery got along best with Colm by far. Is O'Brien an honorary brotha?
>>221000131when the bough breaks was an episode warning about AI over dependence where the planets inhabitants were so retarded they forgot how to maintain their own planet and were dying because of it. its crazy how far ahead of its time TNG episodes are.
>>221001913The Irish are the same as blacks.
>>221002979this person is having a mental health crisis
>>221002971That's fucking rude and untrue. Black people invented peanut brittle, the Irish have invented absolutely nothing.
>>221002979Where's the Slutty Picard Hair Secrets video?
>>221003027The Irish invented word spacing. If it wasn't for them wewouldalltalklikethisallofthetimeandit'dbeamess
>>221003139That was an English guy in an Irish monastery.
>>221002979Phones with cameras were a mistake, the iPhone was a mistake, phones in general were a mistake, the internet allowing people to upload videos of themselves was a mistake, Instagram was a mistake, Vine was a mistake, Tiktok was especially a mistake.
>>221003440Proofthatitwasanenglishguythatdiditandnottherishmonks?
>>221003464You were a mistake too but your mother and I still tried to love you.
>>221003474The Irish are retarded and incapable of innovation.
>>221003543At least they aren't Indian
>>221000131For me, slutty, drunk Troi would keep me occupied. Barclay had the right idea.
do klingon women grow up quickly or is it only the men?
!!!
>>221004744Alexander should have been in Time's Orphan so he is properly aged up but also becomes a gigachad after 10 years of hunting monsters and raping rocks.
When are hallways right?
>>221004908add him to times orphan and they have a couple children. good luck sorting that one out Obrien
>>220996275What kind of moron uses censored profanity? Either say the word or don't, you stupid fucking nigger.
>>221004994When someone creates them in Blender.
>>221004795Is he... among us?
>Harry double tapping a goonlmao
Which saucer is better?
>>221007123top because it's close to being a saucerneither are saucers
>>221007394what makes a saucer section a saucer section for you?
Which /trek/ meme would you say has overstayed its welcome?
>>221008228This one.
>>221008284>noone
Naked Cardassian Daddies &Naked Ferengi Boytoys @Ram Ranch
>>221008337Nooneian Soong
good morning I saw a bad tweet just now. I hate Garak/Bashir shippers. that is all
>>221001921Arsenal of Freedom was about arguing with customer service chatbots because the company laid off all their human staff,
Look to the wormhole. The sensors are locking in.Thirteen massive vessels, cutting through the upper atmosphere.Thirteen Cardassian Daddies have arrived. Broad Chests. Imposing. Absolute Authority.Notice the silvering at their temples. Distinguished, receding hairlines reveal soft spoon desireThirteen Cardassian Daddies at the Bajoran Ranch
>Khan Noonien Singh>Noonien Soong am i supposed to just ignore this or what?why's this white guy named for an Indian warlord from 300 years earlier?
tuvok is a big old softy
>>221008824HE'S A SMART GUYSMART GUY
>>221008823i love how upset and confused racists get when they watch Star Trek
>>221008877there's literally nothing racist about what i said and it wasn't even phrased as a complaint, just a question
>>221008914Don't be disingenuous.
But thirteen Cardassian daddies with receding silvering hairlines didn't come aloneSeven sleek escorts emerge from seven cargo baysSeven short king Ferengi boytoys behindThirteen Cardassian daddies with absolute authorityat Bajor Ranch18 Naked Cowboys 13 Cardassian Daddies 7 Ferengi Short KingsTheir eyes are fixed on the prize, hypospanners gleamingSeven Ferengi Boytoys navigate the space with a fluid, captivating energy, contrasting the heavy boots of their protectorsThirteen towering forces of nature, ready to take absolute control.Seven fierce companions, ready to charm, disarm, and claim their reward.
>>221008823roddenberry was trying to get the attention of a war buddy he lost contact with named noonien. they pretty much close the loop in ENT but that wasnt the original intent
>>221008938Source?
>>221008823Maybe Noonien is just a normal name in the future, like "John" or something. Or maybe it used to be then went out of style for a while but Data's grandparents brought it back like naming your kid "Bartholomew" in an era of Jadens and Garrets.
>>221008925if a white guy named his son Genghis Khan that would be a little strange, no? you gonna try and tell me you don't find ANYTHING odd about that>>221008938thanks for an actual answer
>>220986803Nothing wrong>>220986837These looked tasty.
>>221008877holy triple dubsminion blessed post
>>221008957https://www.warhistoryonline.com/instant-articles/creator-star-trek-named-famous-villain-friend-wwii-pilot-days.html
>>221008914you are racist though and it's funny when people like you can't even engage with Star Trek on its premise that in the future your worldview of humanity is eradicatedso you ask retarded "questions" like "why can a man with white skin have a darker sounding name?" you're too dumb for this show but try to watch it anyway bless your heart
When I first watched VOY I didn't see what the big deal with Neelix was, but on rewatch I find him aggravating. Maybe it's because I know a lot of the stupid shit he's going to do in advance, whereas on first watch there was the surprise factor. He's still no Wesley or Jar-Jar, though.
>>221009029Misa make big doodoo!
How much nutrek have you watched and when did you give up?
all of itexcept scoutsno skipping episodestrue trek fan :3
Look to the wormhole. The sensors are locking in.Thirteen massive vessels, cutting through the upper atmosphere.Thirteen Cardassian Daddies have arrived at Bajor Ranch.Bare chests gleaming under the twin suns. Absolute authority.Lovable spoons prominent on their foreheads.Notice the silvering at their temples. Distinguished, receding hairlines revealing deep, hidden spoon desire.Thirteen Cardassian Daddies, stepping onto the planetary soil.But they didn't come alone. Look to the skies above the Badlands.Seven sleek Ferengi escorts dropping out of warp.Seven short king Ferengi boytoys stepping out into the heat.Driven by profit. Doing absolutely anything for gold-pressed latinum.They’re rubbing everyone's ears. Rubbing each other's ears. No problem at all.Lobes tingling. Seeking total Oomox at Bajor Ranch.
scouts is the purest star trek
The subspace frequencies are overloading. Another ship is touching down.Eighteen naked cowboys visiting all the way from Earth.Some of them from Iowa. Some of them from other places.They are naked. And they are cowboys.One of them answers to the name of Ryan.Eighteen naked cowboys joining the ranks.Thirteen Cardassian Daddies with absolute authority.Seven Ferengi Boytoys navigating the space with fluid, captivating dance.Eighteen Naked Cowboys standing tall in the courtyards.They all meet face-to-face at Bajor Ranch.Hypospanners gleaming in the starlight.The air is thick.The Tricorders are out.Scanning at maximum capacity.
>>221009132I watched the RLM review of STD
>>221009132I watched the first few episodes of STD when /tv/ streamed its premiere. Gave up quickly.Gave PIC's entire first season a chance. Completely gave up on all Kurtzman Trek after that.
>>221007589That it has the shape of a saucerWhat do you think?
>>221009670like a saucer if you skip it across the water?
moshi moshiwhere is the sauce?
>>221009670That'll be all.
Soon I discovered that this Bajoran thing was trueWeyoun was the DevilSisko was a MLB coach previous to career as a ProphetAll of a sudden, I found myself in love with the worldSo there was only one thing that I could doWas ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long
>>221010009
https://youtu.be/M02cKstXmjoSCOUTS SCOUTS SCOUTS
>>221010158A return to form that trekkies will appreciate.
>>221010158why does seemingly every scifi universe have spacewhales
This was in bad taste.
>>221010274Whales own the media
>>221010274and never the cool kind of space whale either. It's always lame grazers like baleen whales and never orcas or sperm whale types that go in pods and dive into the event horizon of spatial anomalies to hunt space squidthulusThey also never have ripped abs
>>221010274The ocean is a good source of inspiration for space-dwelling creatures (alien to us land dwellers + already capable pf XYZ locomotion).
My greatest /trek/ret is that lore and data never duked it out like rock em sock em brobotshttps://youtu.be/-m7ISEuAhac
>>221010414So I learned *why* those snails at hydrothermal vents have iron as part of their shells. Same reason why the only abyssal crustacean (a copepod*) has aluminum salts as part of its shell. Below a certain depth the dissolved CO2 will leach calcium carbonate faster than it can be laid down so the shelled creatures need an alternate substrate for their shells. *a close relative of the seethepod and dilateopus
Did /trek/ lose?
>>221010751No they're making a Ro Laren video game and a Ro Laren toy. There's some cancerous nutrek cartoon or whatever, but we're used to ignoring that kind of shit by now. This is what capturing Jerusalem must have felt like. There are still some pagans shitting up the place but the Holy City is ours.
is there any canonical reason Data wouldn't have full muscular control over every millimeter of his rectum so he could jerk you off with his ass?
>>221010861Data doesn't have a rectal cavity.
>>221010851hi vf ugu
>>221010964he's fully functional
>>221011026He excretes a fine oily substance.
>>221011095i hope it's lavender scented
star trek sex with shran. Lol it's so funny, still after all this time.
Who Star Trek Shrans the sexers?
>>221011212This but unironically
>>221010094
And the other call and response bot, with Wesley, oh my sides
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