>>220991226
>be me
Stopped reading there

>>220991226
completely standard experience of dating a latina as a white guy imo

>>220991226
See I would have gone for a self-regenerating pizza that had each slice be a different set of toppings.

>>220991311
>>220991226
Was this movie just a metaphor for BPD?

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>>220991311
Be honest, /tv/

What are (American) Latina girls REALLY like?

Are they high maintenance?
Do they nag a lot?
What are they like in high school?
What are they like as girlfriends?
What are they like if you marry them?

>>220991376
How good can they make burger

>>220991376
Imagine the smell of sex.

>>220991425
I refuse

>>220991376
I'm not Ameircan but Australian
Had two latina gfs and dated more
They are hyper-jealous of any woman you've been with in the past and demand to know everything
They are both hyper-affectionate and very bossy and domineering
They are sexually intense and fun
They want a man that is traditionally masculine and dominant but they will try to be dominant in their own right and occasionally make dumbass feminist arguments

>>220991376
Theyre the same as any other chick. This normie shit is so retarded.

>>220991226
There's a viral tweet with this image on Twitter about girls lying about rape and the seethe it has caused is quite funny

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>>220991311
>>220991253
>>220991376
>>220991425
>>220991439
Porn-Brained faggots go back to >>/b/ and jerk it to your jeet BBC threads and leave the burger talk to the real faggots

>>220991580
I said I refuse to imagine the smell of sex and IM the pervert? Work on your reading comprehension, Pajesh

>>220991376
bags of sand

>>220991226
Honestly, it's the guy's fault for being a pussy. She gave her every chance to tell her she liked her, even flat out said "if you like me, now's the time to tell me" and he couldn't.
Shit, even when it was the demon talking, he made her admit that she liked him before he said he liked her.
If you're that much of a wuss, you deserve every wrong thing that happens to you.

>>220991344
It would probably go bad as fast as a normal pizza

Awesome movie, blackpilling disguised as feminist slop, up there with Raimi Spider-Man and Titanic when it comes to showing the true nature of women

>oh god please just kill me i would rather die than be with a friendzoned guy who loves me and isn't chad

Women would quite literally choose death over an average looking incel

>>220992043
This

>>220991841
he deserved everything that happened because he was a dumb, overtly emotional coward. the other guy's wish proves that the wishing willow or whatever its called works as it is, no strings attached. the whole thing could have been averted if he had just said i wish nikki lastname loved me and not that retarded shit i wish she loved me more than anyone else. he could have killed himself the moment the hotline told him how to reverse the wish and realized she's been suffering this whole time. he could have stopped lying to his friend and let him in on the whole thing from the beginning so they could have reversed the wish together. this movie isn't about bpd women it's about weak, frail men that enable crazy bitches and cry like little babies when things get a little bit too intense for them. you need outcrazy crazy bitches to keep them in line. or just stay the fuck away because noone wants to deal with that

>>220992182
> he had just said i wish nikki lastname loved me and not that retarded shit i wish she loved me more than anyone else
This is retarded special pleading.
>bro you didn’t phrase your wish right it’s your fault

>>220991226
You left out
> Wish caused her to be Possessed by Demon
> The wish I made was for her to be obessed with me because I am a pussy that can't shot my shot and ask a girl out

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Wishing for love when you don’t deserve it is the worst wish.
Protip, the way you attract women is be successful and high value person. Wishing for material gains will ironically also make it easier for you to find love

>>220992312
>that can't shot my shot and ask a girl out

I mean that is what wishes are for

>>220992350
If he had shot his shot.
He might of succeded. No demon posession. He saves his wish thing for another wish, like a billion dollar.

He shots shot, doesn't get the girl.
Uses wish. Same thing happens.

50% chance of better outcome.
Never be a pussy, always shot your shot

>>220992238
>what do you mean I have to take accountability for the exact words I use in a binding contract? bro you know what i mean like right dude?
just shut up

>>220992336
"Deserve"
no one deserves anything
only incel people think like this

When you were born and your parents loved you. Did you deserve it?

When you were born and your parents abandoned you, did you deserve it?

you stupid, grow up

>>220992336
>Wishing for material gains will ironically also make it easier for you to find love

exactly correct, what fucking idiot wrote this movie

>>220992425
It’s specifically important in romantic love, your parents examples don’t count here.
You get it without being worthy of it, it won’t mean anything, akin to buying a hooker or doing a rape.

>>220992428
He's a virgin incel chud who just fucked up with his crush and happened to find the wish tree branch in his hand. A crime of passion in many ways

>>220991349
yes

>>220992487
that's my point retard
some women love men for the dumbest reasons

you being more worthy means nothing
you can be richest, most succesful dude.
she will rather fuck some fuck boi, missing teeth, low iq mongrol because hes taller than you

>>220992512
>men love women for the dumbest reasons
>you can be an independent, funny career woman who doesn't nag or bitch
>he'll still go for some grocery store cashier because she's five years younger
do you see how talking about things like this is simply meaningless?

>>220991226
>take a bite of my self regenerating burger
wat

>>220992685
you just proved my point again
sorry you ain't getting it, one day maybe you will

>>220992764
That was my wish :)

>>220992512
Wrong.
You have a number.
1-10.
All you can do to attract women is improve that number. Get a better job, get more attractive, be more socially connected. And magically the women will start appearing, no not your one-idious but other, actully better women will appear.

>>220993208
your retarded
incel that's never had the balls to ask out women

in the movie you bitching about

the main guy was higher number than his friend. The friend that the girl he loved was on and off fucking.

Shes retarded and just wanted to fuck someone who wasnt a pussy.

Bear was more attractive.

you retarded, and wrong
I am right. I am always right.

>>220993208
I'm unemployed but attractive.

>>220991376
they're more sexual than any woman you'd ever meet, more sexual than you can imagine, were probably molested as children by their uncles, want you to literally choke them unconscious during sex, love dancing and grinding on cocks (often not even their boyfriend's), are possessive as fuck (they will beg you to use location tracking on your phone, and if you don't, accuse you of not loving her), and will verbally accost you for a dream she had where you cheated on her

all in all, 11/10 at riding dick, and 1/10 personality. vapid fucking succubi who will drain your balls more than a vacuum pump. always been a one pump chump? she'll make you go three rounds.

>>220991376

They are financially high maintenance
They dont nag a lot,they are pretty submissive
In highschool they are super snooty, imagine the popular girls circle cliche and thats them
As girlfriends they act jealous but value your time together and try to take the lead a lot
If you marry them its the same

As a side note vast majority I have met know they are hot and have prostituted themselves.

>>220990231
IRL you are not fixing any girl with BPD. Hell BPD aside 3D is a far different dynamic where you arent going to be marrying the women you want just because you were nice or was the one there for her during some dramatic event.

2D is only fixable because the writers impose their sense of gratitude for loyalty onto women. 3D women dont see loyalty or belief as a good enough reason to make a lifetime connection. Rather most of them register it as a weakness and feel they can do anything with you.

>>220993551
holy fucking incel

>>220993612
Umadbro?

>>220993731
it's sis.

>>220991376
Pure evil. So basically the same as any other kind of woman

>>220992182
Nigga do you also phrase your wishes super duper specifically like a legal contract when you see shooting stars or blow out your birthday candles?
Why would he think the wishing willow would actually work?

>>220991376
>What are they like if you marry them?
If you can keep them under control and from bloating up, they're the best. Especially if they're not one of the disgusting tattooed whores.

t. has a Cubana wife

>>220992336
Why would you want to attract women?

>>220993853
>he doesn't know pascal's wager
If the magic wand doesn't work:
>lose nothing by being specific
>lose nothing by being vague
If the magic wand does work:
>lose everything by being vague
>gain everything by being specific

another very organic thread about the new movie. wow, this one for sure is gonna make me see it in a kinoplex!

>>220993875
wishes aren’t fucking real there was no reason for him to think it would actually work
Also how does being a complete psycho killer equate to “loving someone more than anyone in the world”? The whole premise makes no sense it’s not supposed to

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>>220991376
Dated one in high school. She keyed my car and broke the rear windshield when she thought i was cheating on her...the make up sex was great though

>>220993917
>If
>BUT IT DOESN'T
Found the nigga who failed the breakfast question lmfao

>>220992182
People aren't gonna think too hard about phrasing when they wish on (what they assume to be) a $7 gag gift that does nothing

>its not a monkepaw situation!!!
Oh really?
Did he wish for a demon to take over the girl?
No, i dont think so.

>>220993950
>that vid
It's blurry as fuck and you can still see it's a latina.
Latina's, not even once.

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More sex scenes like this? I like when girls freeze up, its cute

>>220994037
Anon, why are you posting a rape scene?
The girl did not consent.

>>220994061
Man, even consent is wrong now because it might be a demon consenting copium

>>220994037
*PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP*

>>220991376
I have stories, but I'll just sum it up with: on balance, better than white women. Even with all the unique bullshit about them, when they're being affectionate and lovey it's really nice (way deeper and better than a white chick) and even when they're acting crazy, it's sort of funny to see and if you don't get drawn into it, you can generally yank them out of their craziness fairly quickly. And they're not all like that, some of them just get really emotional and cry easily rather than screaming or insulting you.

>>220992336
he could have gotten the girl to wish for something cool

You know, for people who hate women you all sure don’t shut the fuck up about them. I personally like cool stuff, like Godzilla and hamburgers. As well as hanging out with my friends, and eating hamburgers together.

>>220992336
Love isn't even real, it's a social construct

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>>220994618
Do you people ever think about what you say or is it just a 2015 edge generator?

>>220992428
he wanted to do a metaphor about what feeling trapped in a relationship with a mentally ill manipulative woman is like, but had to do it as a shitty horror movie instead of a drama or no one would have gone to see it.

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>>220994573
KINO AND BURGERPILLED!!!!!
I WANT TO WEAR YOUR FLESH AS A JACKET!!!!

>>220991226
I don't care? How to unsub from your blog

>>220992336
>is be successful and high value person.
completely false, anyone with eyes can see this
it's charisma, simple as

>>220994759
You have to eat your own dog

>>220994759
You have to give an kiss first:>

>>220991376
They get jealous very easily. That's the biggest thing. But they can also be very affectionate and eager to please in bed. But to be honest, I haven't really dated one long enough to know if their craziness goes into overdrive.

>>220993950
I love a happy ending

lurking in this thread is a low iq 49 year old that was abused as a child and so spent years flicking through magazines and jerking off to the memories of his butthole being investigated.

>>220995964
This thread is about a self regenerating burger

>>220995989
doesn't look like it

>>220996309
That’s because most of 4chan is simultaneously autistic, 70 iq, and obsessed with foids. They’re like a tranny with downs

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>>220991226
>>220991841
>>220992425
Love is the worst thing in the world.
To love and not be loved in retain is like having a a wasting disease

Why was she named freaky nikki and Why didnt she like her dad?

>>220991226
Why would you watch this shit?

>>220991376
Terrible personalities on average but loyal to the point they will kill for you, and possibly kill you too if you even think about cheating.
The fat memes aren't true, that's mostly a Mexican thing. Just find a bilingual Latina with at least 50% white dna. Also if she doesn't cook Hispanic food you're not really with a Latina.

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>>220991580
Based Lez poster.

>>220993917
Because if she loves Bear more than anyone else, it means she loves Bear more than she loves herself, which is impossible for anyone except Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. At the end of the day, every human is ultimately egocentric, as a limiter necessary for individual survival. If we remove that limiter, we lose our Selfhood. Freaky Nikki is operating without logic as a result.

>>220997182
That’s nonsense, most men love thier wife’s more than they love themselves.

>>220992336
>be me
>have friend growing up
>has nice family and rich successful father
>lives in rich house/neighbourhood
>one day one of his investments goes bad
>lost a lot of money and friend remembers coming home to find out they are now not rich anymore
>had to move out of luxury house but not like they were destitute, just upper middle class
>wife instantly leaves him literally the second the chips are down
>seriously WTF bitch?
>his Dad is the same hardworking business guy he always was
>wife takes half his shit
>Dad #BuildsBackBetter than he ever was after only a few years
>dumb bitch living in desirable location to this day, so still getting money from him I presume
>stupid whore
>fuck her

Guy didn't change at all. Men know that with markets and business, line go up and line go down sometimes. When you're dealing with the real world there are no guarantees and you deal with risks, setbacks, and mostly temporary declines all the fucking time.
Women are impatient 'fair weather friends'. 'Success', material gain, and being a 'high value person' will only get you women for as long as fickle fate is dealing you a good hand.

If you wished for True Love and got it, you'd actually have the loyalty you craved all along, without having to worry what will happen if you ever fall or get off the treadmill.

This is why I'd invest in female robots, (it's the only way most men will ever get real loyalty).

>>220997190
Do these men stand in the middle of the carpet, shitting themselves while waiting for their wives to get home from shopping? Or do they work to maintain a family with their wives and children as an extension of their own lives?
Anyway, thank you for confirming you are a hylic.

>>220993903
I MADE A FUCKING BURGER JOKE BUT THESE RETARDS DONT GET IT

>>220991376

Straight men have no personality at all to the point they make even /tv/ - Television and film about their sexuality and fetishes.

>>220997250
maybe he just didn't have the same sense about women he had about business.
or maybe him and his wife both primarily caring about money was what they had in common, what led to their relationshiop in the first place. so their marriage lived by the sword and died by the sword.
just saying, there are other lessons to draw from this than "baw I hate women".

>>220991226
sauce?

>>220997504
Top gun

>>220991376
I prefer them over black women. I've never really had a bad relationship with a Latina, had one bad breakup but I was young, other than that I enjoy them alot. I was raised by em, grew up with em, lost my virginity to em, etc.

I fucked up dating black women for awhile, now I'm going back to Latinas.

>>220997250
>Women are impatient 'fair weather friends'.
No dumbass he just wifed up a girl that didnt care about him. Next time you concoct such a retarded conclusion about women remind yourself there are bitches out there that literally live a life where they sacrifice themselves to be with guys who do not have any sort of stability. They work 9-5s or sell their bodies to get cash from guys with the goal of bringing it back to him while he sits on his ass smoking weed or doing drugs.

And god forbid if you fucking doubt these women exist go stay at a shady cheap motel. A few of will be some of the most sexy women you have ever seen.

>>220997662
and those women aren't the ones you want to end up with either lmao

>>220997662
I never understood that shit either. I can get if the guy is in a transition in life, but how women are staying with and fucking guys who are straight up going nowhere is beyond me. I get they're probably losers too but a bitch pulling herself out of loserdom is way easier than a guy on a surface level.

>>220997683
If you wanna not have a terrible time with women yes you do. Im not saying try to steal them mind you but that is absolutely the kind of girl a guy should and more than likely does want.
Fuckers like that Anons friends dad sadly cannot get that because they are so obsessed with just checking off a box.

>>220997708
Cause typically they arent part of the riffraff trying to buy them with money or drone on about a relationship. They just wanna hang out and fuck.

>>220997662
Those are called drug addicts son, no exceptions.

>>220991580
its glowies, third worlders, and IDF. Im going to rape their mothers. Soon

>>220997504
Fixation

>>220998938
They are more like recreational users not addicts. Its that sort of stick up the ass attitude how the friends Dad got a girl where her attraction was based on his bank account.

What if I wish for no more wishes ever?

>>220994037
why are we seeing so much of his ass? is this the female gaze?

>>220993870
This, the moment you make enough money to pay a high-end escort, you don't need to attract women anymore. You just cut straight to the chase and skip all the annoying side shit you have to do to get her to bend over

>>220992336
He should've just wished to be more confident or more likeable.

>>220999965
He should have wished for incurable erectile dysfunction.

>>220991226
You left out a couple things
>realize my wish worked and she is a total nympho now with no interests, hobbies or friends but me
>fuckin sweet, no problem with this at all
>starts getting crazy enough that it isn't fun anymore
>shit I guess I should see if I can try to tweak my wish a bit
>she breaks through the veil and tells me that she is being assraped in hell and her body is possessed by a demon
>wants me to kill her
>I don't get it why doesn't she want to be with me?

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>>220991226
>she loses her whacky crystal necklace
>go to the bullshit witch shop to replace it for her
I wonder if the crystal necklace they were selling also bad some evil magical shit going on with it too

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>when she says a movie is boring and wants to watch something else but you remind her that she's the one who picked it

>>220997367
Missing the point.

Line go up and line go down. You can't gain in investments/business without risk. You can be rich one day and poor the next. Women observably don't get that.

Doesn't matter if you're a caveman who goes out one day and can't find a woolly fucking mammoth to spear and bring back to your cavewoman. Doesn't matter if it's an erupting volcano, or an asteroid impact, and the coming Ice Age that is the unforeseeable cause, bitch instantly and instinctively sees you as some kind of loser whether it's your fault or not.
>"Ug-et go other man cave who still have food"

Deny it all you want, but you see the same behaviour with other animals and we understand it for exactly what it is.
Humans can conceive of ideals like 'true love', desire them and actively seek them out, and you can argue it's a tall order, but not the benefits.

It's like having a business partner who will stick to their word, that you can trust 100% to have your mutual interests at heart, and wouldn't screw you over even if they had the chance. Because people you can't trust cost you so much in legal fees, time, and worry over their counterproductive bullshit.
It's like the cooperate/defect game theory shit where you can actually calculate the benefit of mutual cooperation outweighing the benefits of anyone defecting over a iterated games. If you find someone you can trust in business - hell, just an honest, earnest employee - they are worth their weight in gold because of the costs you DON'T incur, it's all just mutual profit for the both of you.