Fucking midge

Holocaust, the short version

the midge walking through Auschwitz while mostly talking about himself instead of the seven dwarfs

>>221071437
A small peek into one of mankind's biggest tragedies

>>221071437
A short film

>>221071437
>Mad Martigan! Get me out of this masturbation machine!

>>221071437
The short version of the holohoax.

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>>221071437
anyone see the new video of him being rude af to fans at the convention

>>221071734
He does have a short temper

>>221071437
Honestly nothing, he has nothing to say other than "I'm little too" and "they were little performers, a bit like how I am"
Genuinely soulless and it hardly discusses the subjects

>>221071437
Sweet little lies

>>221071437
I think we've treated Warwick Davis a bit too harshly. Dinklage is the real villain.

>>221071437
The heartbreaking but brief story of Anne Cocktail Frank.

>>221071437
Why does /tv/ hate this little nigger?

>>221071913
we are just finishing what God started.

I'd love to kick Warwick Davis in the head. Just take a few steps, run up, then catch him with the full force of my steel capped toe under his chin, send that little flying through the air. As he lies on the floor, coughing and wheezing and choking on his own blood, his jaw a mangled mess of bones detached from the rest of his skull, I stand over him and laugh wickedly. He looks up at me in fear and pain, his eyes searching, begging me for mercy. He finds none. I raise my boot then stomp down, splitting his skull like a melon and finally ending his pathetic life.

>>221071889
He just needs to rise above it.

>>221071437
>oy vey! The Nazis fed my grandmother a poisoned apple and tried to bury her alive in a glass coffin
>thankfully the Allies arrived just in time to save her with their true love's kiss

What I would give to kidnap Warwick Davis and make his life a living hell. I would force him to dress up in elf and leprechaun outfits and subject him to pure awfulness and humiliation. Just terrible degradation and shameful acts. It would be so easy to break his spirit and drive him to suicide, but I wouldn't let him do it. If I could train a dog to rape on command then I would totally do that as well. A really big dog like a mastiff. He would be so completely and utterly powerless to stop it, not to mention terrified. A big ass dog is even scary and life-threatening to a normal human but to a midget? Might as well be a dragon. I'd keep him in a cell and what's more is that I would actually place the key inside with him but put it in a high place. Not extremely high but just ever so slightly out of reach. It would drive him mad. I would dress him like a baby and force feed him 99 cent store baby food. I'd also pick him up like a child and toss him from one corner to the next. I'd grab him by one leg and swing him as hard and as fast as I could then hurl him to see how far he goes. I'd rent one of those giant inflatable bounce houses and body slam him all day until my arms got tired. I'd hold him down with 1 hand and slowly stick things up his butt just to see him squirm. I would stick him in dryers and turn them on and leave him in there for long periods of time. I'd force him to fight other midgets to the death. Just so many things i would do.

>>221071437
More midget torture than you'd think but less than you'd hope

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>>221071437
He is a Chud now

>>221072052
kek

>The Nazis were monsters
>Here's a story of some little people with only positive things to say about Mengela were treated well by the Nazis in Auschwitz
>He totally could've just killed them, though! If he was a bad person they could've been killed!
what

Warwick and his family would come in and get all their clothes custom made where I used to work. Then, covid hit and they closed down the build-a-bear at the mall.

>>221071437
You'd think they could have fit more of them in there

>>221071734
it's AI

>>221072052
fuckin lmao

Imagine kidnapping him and his daughter, strapping Davis to a chair, and forcing him to watch you go BALLS DEEP into his daughter. She's small and light enough that you can just grab her by the waist
and hold her up in the air. You take her top off, then her pants, till she's just wearing her little panties and a bra. Warwick is begging you not to. He starts to tear up, knowing well what's about to happen to
his daughter. You rip off her last pieces of her garments until she's standing there completely naked in front of you and her father. Her tight little pussy looks especially tasty, and you can tell she has never
been with a man before. You pick her up and enter her, your average sized cock poking out of her stomach. With every thrust she screams in pain and in fear, but her little midge pussy tells a different
story. She's dripping love nectar all over and along her thighs. Warwick is screaming and crying. 'YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS 'THE POLICE WILL FIND YOUI YOU'RE GOING TO GO TO JAIL FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE, YOLI MONSTER"' he says, with tears running down his checks.

You return your focus to his daughter, who at this point has completely forgotten her father was in the
Room. Her screams and crying has turned into sounds of just pleasure and lust, she's never felt so good before in her life. Her once tight dwarven pussy is now permanently loose. A once pristine virgin
pussy, now blown out like an arby's sandwich quivers with each thrust. She's going to cum, and so are you, as she screams in pleasure. Her whole body starts shaking from her orgasm, and as you return
your gaze into Warwick's red teary eyes, you too orgasm. You flood her now blown out pussy with cum, and drop her onto the floor like the flesh light she is. She's on the ground naked, shaking from the
most intense orgasm of her life, cum pooling out of her pussy and now with a bastard in her belly. You leave the torture chamber, head home, and begin to prepare for the next day.

I heard he reciently lost his wife. He should look under the coffee table.

TWO MONTHS LATER
You return to the torture chamber that houses Warwick Davis and his daughter. As you enter the chamber, Warick is still asleep, and his daughter runs up to you with pure ecstasy, looking forward to
another day of intense sex with You. She doesn't run as fast, now that she has a bulging belly with your unborn child inside. Two months of daily sexual conquest on her little freakish dwarven body have
taken a toll on her, physically and mentally
Her pussy and ass are now permanently gaped wide, and on her mind Is just one thing: your average sized cock. "Oh anon im so happy to see you! i've been thinking about you all night I can feel our
baby kicking!" she says to you, as you ignore everything that comes out of her mouth and begin to unzip your pants. Your rock hard cock is immediately greeted with an eager sucking. Her eyes and
throat, bulging with every breath full of your cock she inhales. You scream to Warwick. "HEY YOU LITTLE FREAKLY MIDGE, WAKE THE FUCK UP!" He is now awake, but merely pretending to be
asleep. Its obvious that at this point, Davis wants nothing more than death. He knows the life he once had can never return to him, and he knows that anyone that was once looking for him and his
daughter have ended their search by now.

This freakish goblin and his disgusting twisted proportions fill me with an infernal bloodlust which increases tenfold after seeing him with his vile midge family. Bringing more of these abominations into the world is a crime against nature.

>>221072489
He has a little seen full sized daughter named Reachwench Davis. She can be seen in the occasional red carpet pic with the rest of the family. She is very pale and has a crooked back from being raised in their tiny house and being forced to wear only handme-ups from her sister.

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>>221072345
Of all the times to stop fapping for a week...

>>221071437
Very small numbers

>>221059995

topkek

>>221072413
He can see over it?

>>221071437
Wait this is re? I always thought it was just a meme.

>>221072697
No. Midgets are not real. Don't be silly.

>>221072787
my parents lied to me about santa being white and now this?

>>221072541
I heard Reachwench is actually a bitch. The apple does not fall far from the stump.

>>221071437
keep walking pal you are almost there

The funnest thing to do to Warwick Davis and his family would be to kidnap him, and construct an elaborate midget village in a warehouse where he and his family could live in an appropriately sized home custom built for their various deformities, in a peaceful place with all sorts of midget sized attractions and places to visit, stuff like a midget supermarket with small food stuffs and a midget car lot with little midget cars and a midget bar with tiny beer and shot glasses and liquor bottles. Then once they’ve realized they can’t escape and have settled in, I would begin coming into the midget village at night dressed like a Kaiju monster and begin destroying their midget sized world, building by building, piece by piece. I would give them midget sized conventional appliances and whatnot to potentially Macguyver into possible defenses. I would of course crush any possible defense they could imagine with my normal sized feet. They would be powerless to stop me, and I could finally experience my lifelong dream of watching all hope leave a man, a man I break by continuous, world ending torment. As his tiny hands reached toward their artificial sun set against the ceiling of what is only one ordinary sized warehouse, but to them their entire midget world, he would beg for his midget god to save him. I would answer his wailing cry with the simple statement: But Warwick, I am your god now.

Walls of text aren't funny, just give me the webms where he's bouncing on the ropes like a tiny spider's web.

Personally, I would swallow Warwick Davis. Nothing would be more humiliating for him than to live out his final days imprisoned in the anatomical labyrinth of a normal sized human. Every inch of my intestines would be a mile of torment for Warwick, every little step of his a reminder of his puny insignificance. In order to sufficiently break his will, I’d ensure that his death came slow. I would encase him in the wax of a melted birthday candle to protect his skin and pose him like a gingerbread man just for fun. Inside his wax cocoon I’d leave him a light source, an LED bulb attached to a watch battery.

He spends the first few hours of his fatal journey tumbling helplessly like a pebble in a tidal wave of bile. Eventually the wax cracks at his joints, letting the foul goblin freely traverse my intestinal dungeon. Warwick quickly grows tired after walking several feet without his trusty child-sized Segway and starts to crawl like the ant he is. His infantile stride is assisted by the corrosive flow of my digestive system but gradually, Warwick’s candy-colored armor degrades. The exposed tissue of the vile homunculus starts melting, limiting his movement even further (as if that’s even possible).

Engulfed in agony, his LED bulb depleted, the midge finally collapses. The world around him is now a pitch black void, a meaningless pocket of space inside my body but for Warwick, his tomb. Suddenly, a glimmer of light emerges. Warwick fixes his beady, partially corroded eyes on it. The light grows brighter until suddenly he begins moving toward it, as if carried by angels to the gates of heaven. But alas, there is no heaven for the odious midge. I reach with toilet paper in hand, wipe and feel an odd sensation like popping a zit. Upon the paper I find the smeared visage of Warwick Davis’ upper half, his face a squished skin mask streaked in browns and reds. I relish in this moment realizing that he has become what he and the world always knew he was. Shit.

I say this, and I never would hurt anybody in real life. I want to running kick his daughter, not the wife, not the son, not even him. I want to take a head start run back, and literally PROPEL my self, off the floor, and flying double kick his daughter in the face. but heres the thing, he has to see it. I don't want to kill her, not at all. I just want him to view me taking a large run back, and actually lifting my entire body off the floor, flying across the sky, legs together, feet out, directly into her face. I literally, can't even explain to you why. she looks like she was LITTERALLY made for it. I can't stress enough just how important that it only works if the father sees. the son and wife are whatever, they can see but it isn't necessary, I just want to running kick the daughter in the face at full speed. she literally looks like she was DESIGNED to be punted, like a fucking ball. like I sort of want to see if I could spinning flying kick her in the air, but I know because of her height, I couldn't pul lit off unless I had a couple, at least a couple of tries, however, I only have one shot, and I KNOW I can double kick her in the face, but not a flying kick, I'm not fucking bruce lee, I wish I was because then I would, or, if he was alive, I would pay him for that. I would unironically stack all my resouirces just to see that one thing take place. look at her face. look at her body and tell me she doesn't deserve everything i'm saying in detail. Christ I've never wanted something so much in my life. can somebody do some kind of cgi animation or anything? Cheers

>>221071437
>They were the largest family of dwarfs ever recorded and were the largest family to enter Auschwitz and survive intact; the family of twelve ranged from a 15-month-old baby to a 58-year-old woman

Wow, this death camp had a hard time killing midgets even.

>>221073924
The world was at war but the Holocoaster still had a height requirement to honor.

>>221071437
For him, the ovens were just a fireplace.

Germans were disgusted by the thought of getting goblin blood on their boots.

>>221071437
jewish fairytales.

>>221072052
Underrated

>>221071437
And you thought capeshit was fake & gay

>>221071437
>crys about inclusion
>gets included
>crys

Imagine being Warwick Davis. You wake up in the morning and throw back the napkin blanket from your matchbox bed. You almost roll off and fall to your death. Feel around for the ladder with your rice-sized big toe. There it is. You climb down. Now you see an ant. The giant brute lumbering toward you. The smell of tiny man meat intoxicating the insect. You run, or more like you hop, towards the safety of a small crack in the wall not even the ant can fit in. Take a moment to rejoice and let your eyes adjust to the darkness. You're so small you can see every individual ray of light. Hungry from your morning adventure you decide to eat. Luckily a feast of atoms and other subatomic particles lay before you. You eat barely a third of a quark and you're stuffed. That's when you notice you've accidentally begun to fall through the very strings of existence itself. You grasp out but everything is too big to hold onto. You fall into the abyss.

It'd suck being a midge.

You can say Warwick is not a star, but you have to admit he is a white dwarf.

>>221074022
The tagline?

>>221078508
its a small world war

It's a comedy with slapstick humor.
>ACCH DE LIBER, THE SHOWERS ARE TOO TALL FOR EIN DWARFS
>dwarfs escape by running under the fence
>ACCHH THE OVENS AREN'T WORKIN, QUICK THROW THEM IN THE TOASTER, WE'LL MAKE MINIATURE BAR SOAPS FOR HOTELS

>>221071701
why did he do it?

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imagine the sex

>>221079176
>puts the midge in the car cigarette lighter

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I'd love to play a game of Fridge The Midge with Warwick Davis. What's Fridge The Midge, one might ask? It's simple: you put a midget in a refrigerator. You and the boys put him in the crisper drawer, shut the door, gather 'round, drink some cold ones, and laugh yourself lightheaded over hearing the pathetic little midget's futile attempts to escape. He's not strong enough to push the door open, he doesn't have the leverage or space to even get the crisper drawer open, the cold is slowing him down, he's running out of air, he knows it's almost over for him and starts screaming for help. Maybe you liven things up a little by shaking the refrigerator to spook him, or say "oh my God is somebody in there" and open the door to give him a glimmer of hope before slamming it shut and mocking him, it's up to you. I wouldn't recommend letting the midget die, that's when things get complicated. Though, I suppose it'll be easy to hide the body, considering... you know.

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>>221079290
>she found the guy that wrote the Annabelle pastas

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>>221079290
I don't want to. There's a youtuber called Snarky Guy who lives in China and he married a midget, she's under 2 feet tall while he is like 5'8 and 300lb. I imagine one day he will roll over her while sleeping and she'll be squished.

>>221079316
>ok son let's roll
>sure thing dad

>>221079290
The idea of fucking a FEMALE midget appeals to me.

Hang the midge from the bridge

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Warwick is a kino actor that gave us one of the most genius and hilarious shows of all time

>>221071437
Jewish fantasy

hi ho hi ho, it's off to Auschwitz we go

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVhHInONmrs
Warwick should be the next Bond

>>221071437
They put them in a pizza oven one at a time. Mamma Mia

>>221080264
>the dwarfs all survived because the Italians switched sides
deepest lore

>>221072230
i thought it was dunk

>>221071542
Agreed. They were so close to doing something great in that place and it was all shut down prematurely.

>>221072013
This but Dinklage, unironically. He deserves it more

>>221079686
>”I’ve got full blown AIDS”
>”you wanna know where I got it?”
>”from a prostitute in an impoverished country.”

>>221071437
a movie that has a little something for everyone

none of this is funny

>>221072230
this, hes like 2 feet shorter in real life

anyone got the webm of warrick playing the guitar

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>>221081286
no but I have one of him boldly traversing the wilderness (his front lawn)

>>221081332
Yeah, that’s the one of him playing guitar. Look how tiny he is compared to the strings

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>>221081444
I know, I'm just messing about.

>>221081476
Yet you fail to check em

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>>221081494
my bad
>>221081444
belated checked

>>221072052
Lmao!

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midge

>>221071437
did his family hide from nazis in the shoe box

>>221082926
they covered up and played dead in an ash tray

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>>221082866
thats it, im fixing this stupid image

>>221082961
kek
>tfw did the original and think yours is way better

>>221082961
>>221082866
I didn't notice the improvement.

>>221083010
its a pretty small change

>>221082961
Wouldn't putting him in a big chair be more humiliation?

>>221083010
I think you're being short sighted

>>221084005
that IS the big chair

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>>221071479
fpbp
>>221071487
noice
>>221072052
posh

Minicaust kino

>>221080366
I laughed

>>221071734
Post it

>>221084933
>33
nice dubs, but this does make me wonder, can midgets join the freemasons> Is there a mini-masonic lodge made of gingerbread they have to eat their way out of to join?

>ctrl+f dragon
>1 result
Good thread.

>>221071437
45 minutes of jumping for the gate key hung out of reach

>>221071960
anyone else notice these posts decreased dramatically after Val Kilmer passed?

>>221071437
A film where literally nothing happens.

>>221072230

*ai

>>221085464
kek

>>221085413
Kilmer was a dick... always making fun of Bale's batman voice in his later interviews... you lost the part Vallery. Get over it.

>>221085907
Bale as Batman was the least interesting thing in those movies.

>>221086116
Except for you... you have less interest in the women.

>>221079238
revenege against God

>>221081026
come on it's a little funny

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>>221081332
This picture illustrates why it is so important to floss.

THIS FUCKING THREAD LOL I haven't laughed this hard in years

You will note Warwick has barely a peep about all the midgets that WERE Nazis. The Lowwaffe.

>>221079316
God I'd love to kick him in the head

>>221071437
A minimization of the Jewish suffering at the hands of the nazis

I heard a small group of Jews learned what hard work was like

>>221087020
>trailer starts with a tiny pan up to a midge
>They have small arms and short fuses

>>221087020
EIN VOLK
EIN REICH
EIN MIDGE

>>221088285
>>221088310
The Littlewaffe were the worst, tendon cutting guild of lowlifes ever painstakingly
assembled. Not even footnotes in the annals of history, you will not know of them unless you have an eye for fine print. They were the smallest of the worst of the worst.

>>221088501
They call them "Achilles' little nightmares", "the terror in the grasses" and "the tribe of letmegos". And in the charge of them all, the most despicable Kleinerfuhrer, 'World War'wick Davis.

>>221088501
In Germany they had a miniseries dedicated to them. Band of little brothers.

"A short film about killing" was taken

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>>221071701
This is like an average height guy marrying a 7 foot tall woman

>>221090743
The sign above him in German reads: "You must be at least this tall to ride the holocoaster"

>>221090941
>ARBEIT MIDGE FREI

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MIDGET

>>221091057
I fucking love this

YOU SEETHING FAGGOTS CAN'T PUNCH ANYWHERE BUT DOWN
:P

>>221072052
Elite-tier comment

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how many could you guys take?

>>221091254
but I'm kicking in an upward motion

>>221091254
looks like we got a miniature white knight here. howbout you defend someone your own size toughguy.

>>221079316
I can't tell, is that greedy pig eating a whole pint of COLD CREAM or is that simply what a single scoop looks like when compared to his midge body?

>>221071437
kek id watch this

>>221091402
You would run out of dwarves before I run out of bloodlust.

>>221079290
One yike

>>221073328
This one's my favorite

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>>221071437
his ass winds up in one of these

Subject: ATTENTION ALL YOU ANONYMOUS DEGENERATES - THIS IS WARWICK DAVIS, AND YOU'RE ALL GETTING SUED
>be me
>Warwick Davis, legendary actor of Willow, Return of the Jedi, and every other role where they needed someone under 4 feet tall
>just finished another day of being a national treasure
>decide to browse /tv/ for some light entertainment
>see dozens of threads calling me a hobbit, a garden gnome, a leprechaun reject
you absolute subhuman keyboard warriors think you're safe behind your mom's basement WiFi
Listen up, you pathetic virgins. I'm done being nice. My legal team (yes, I have one, unlike your NEET asses) is already filing the paperwork. Defamation, harassment, emotional distress to a protected short king. We're tracing every single IP in these threads. Think your VPN will save you? My guys are elite - they once found the guy who leaked the Leprechaun 4 script.
By the time I'm done, you'll all be paying my residuals in Bitcoin. I'll have your social security numbers, your browser history (yeah, we know about the weird fetish stuff), and your exact coordinates. I'll show up at your door in full Wicket the Ewok costume with a process server and a camera crew. Good luck explaining to your landlord why a 3'6" legend is ruining your life.
You think height jokes are funny? Wait until you're bankrupted and blacklisted from every production in Hollywood. "Oh, you mocked Warwick? Enjoy flipping burgers for the rest of your sad existence."
Pic related: my tiny fist of justice coming for you.
See you in court, faggots.
-Warwick Davis
P.S. Willow 2 is coming, and none of you are invited.

>>221071437
They recently uncovered a model train track leading to Auschwitz

>>221092150
Small claims court? Fuck you, Warwick. Midgecel. Willow was shit.

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>>221072541
>Reachwench

>>221088501
the wunderwaffe, because youre perpetually wondering where they are

>>221092251
The case was already thrown out. The Judge called for all to rise and had Warwick taken into custody for contempt. They put him in a cat carrier.

>>221091402
>Begun, the Warwick War has

>>221092408
They were also known as the lowercase ss

>>221071437
An enormous movie production, even if on set they were kinda short staffed.

Did you know at one point Warwick was the highest paid actor in Hollywood? His agent left his check on the mantle.

>>221091402
>pic rel
God, imagine blasting a BFG nonstop through hordes of Warwicks, lubricated by their fresh viscera while your bloodlust is kept at maximum due to the obnoxious cricket-like shrieks from the distant mass of midges crying out in fear.

>>221091421
What

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you WILL apologize to Warwick or else

>>221094242
>moved house because of times new roman size 12

>>221094242
https://vocaroo.com/11YSUXUQPknd
I think he means business this time bros

>>221091402
Someone needs to make a doom edit of 20,000 pinkies and imps replaced by Warwick

I could take about 4500 at least before my feet give out and they swarm me like little cockroaches

>>221094242
MIDGE

>>221094389
nice text to squeaks program

>>221079316
who does this midge faggot think he is?

>>221091402
I'd loose them on Peter Dinklage's mansion. It would be the clash of the ages, the Battle of the Midgets.

>>221094596
he thinks he is a big fish in a small pond, but he is just another uncle tom thumb like dinkledge.

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> lol hes actually doing it

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>promise ye wont shake the rope?

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> ya mate my hands free, promise. come on over

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>alright im headin over, im trusting ye..

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>

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>ahhh, you prick! I trusted ye!

>>221094694
>>221094770
old /b/ vibes

>>221071437
Woah! Warwick!
What about the other five million nine hundred ninety nine thousand nine hundred and ninety three dwarfs?

>>221090743
Why is this so kino?

>>221094985
check the glovebox.

>>221079447
rofl

What's with the midgemobiles? Are their hips fucked even at a young age?

>>221093022
>many wars have been fought
>but none like the War-wick

>>221095030
He survived by sneaking under the wooden door

>>221071437
so is this a comedy or drama type movie?

>>221097681
it's a shitty documentary