Stormlands editionprevious: >>221044380
you think the durrandons ever married into dornish houses?
>>221075282Baratheon bastards can't measure up to DurrandonCHADS, that's why they had to marry into them and lost all their valyrian features to superior first men genetics.
Will Alys Blackwood and Cregan Stark fail Queen Jaehaera again or will condom and hess fix george's worst writing mistake?
>>221075428Velaryonfags will have a melty if their 6 year old isn't introduced
I drank the Arbor Gold.
>>221075549i wonder if most redwynes are alcoholics
>>221075282Why is this stickied?
>>221075588to honour the one true king
>>221075428If she survives or it's left ambiguous with the show ending before her death it would probably be the largest middle finger from them to fatman for leaving the show, so there's a chance if only as a fuck you instead of correcting his fuck up.
>>221075617JON GET IN HERE, WE'RE TELLING KINSLAYING STORIES
>>221075710
What is the appeal of the Tullys?
I'm a zoomer what is Game of Thrones
No taooba?
>>221075661either way it sounds good to me
>>221076124be the taooba you wish to see in the world
is David Lightbringer the best lore channel?
>>221076103some unc show fr fr 6 7
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSgVvZ_FKFIThe zeitgeist has shifted. Keep it up, greenbros.
>>221077580wait, wut
>>221077580They should've left Monke as Rhaenyra and aged her up with make up, I'm fucking tired of these shitty recasts cause of time skips though I suspect they just do them cause they're cheapskates and would rather get some other shitty actor they can pay less to rather than extend the previous' contract who can ask for more.
>>221077883yeah the bitch that replaced her looks like hunter schafer
>>221075282egg is icsh
>>221075302h-hot
>>221076103a shitty Three Kingdoms wannabe
>>221078130GoT is better because it has nine kingdoms.
>>221078143based egg
>>221078143kekthey get consolidated into one while the many fiefdoms of Three Kingdomd get consolidated into Three so it is better even by using your criterion.
>>221078365the union of dorne and the rhoynish contains an odd world-building errorin the descriptions of the rhoynish, they go on about how the spear is there weapon of choicethen in the pre-rhoynish descriptions of dorne, they talk about how the sun is a weapon of the dornishbut when grrm has nymeria meet mors martell, he says the spear was the martell sigil and the sun the rhoynish sigil (for no reason) even though it should be the other way around
>>221078597What a strange choice. I wonder if he didn't catch that before it was published the first time and then decided to stick with it for continuity's sake.
>>221078365disgusting desu
>>221078749lel
>>221078073Valarra is icsh
>>221077883I just don't get why they didn't have to recast Criston Cole
>>221078888only boys can be icsh tho
>>221078913because criston cole is still the same age after the time skip
>>221078917h can stand for both him and her, brochito
>>221079062that's not what icsh means tho
>>221079062the h stands for hot
poppa bear?
poppa BOAR?
Egg should’ve been a girl
>>221075549Based Hobert HightowerI bet they cut that because they're faggots.
Cock Status?
So where’s the new book?
>>221080702VISENYAAAAAAAA THERE'S A CRAZY KID ON MY BACK, GET HIM OFF!!!
>>221080782Before dying he said he wanted to have sons with Baratheon stacyUntamable Beast? Still roaring.
>>221075282What a retarded image to start a thread with, grow up.
>>221082181This, so much this.That frog is a hate symbol.
>>221082181Someone sounds jealous.
> The conversation concludes with the two sharing a kisswait what? mother-son wincest?
POPPA BEAR!
henlo, frens.
>>221082979i prefer aegon-jace uncle-nephew incest
>>221083433I don’t get this meme
>>221080809Fire & Blood 2 should be coming out soon.
>>221085656it'll be out when Trump is out of office then the fatman will discover the uniparty and die of depression
>>221080722Of course they are
>>221078098Be respectful, that’s a Dornish princess.
>no hype for season 3It’s so over
Winter is Coming!
>>221087251even the blackwood anon seems to have given up
>>221075340they're the same thing tho
>>221084604why?
>>221087251Good. The show deserves to fail miserably
Rhaenyra is the one true queen.
>>221089452
>>221078073luke is icsh
Rhaenyra is the one true bar-b-queen
>>221090096..of bastards.
>>221091594
>>221080702a very regal profile
>>221091104glad he got eaten by a dragon
>>221075282>Velaryons niggerd>Starks niggerdSo now that Westeros is slowly but surely turning into South Africa, when will they start killing and eating the white farmers in the show?
>>221092002what happened to the starks?
>>221092056They married Blackwoods.
>>221092075aren't they white?
>>221092002
Fake Daeron is going to be raped, isn't he?
>>221092429yes
>>221092429>he
>>221092429What's the point of this subplot?
>>221092599filler between Rhaenyra and Alicent scenes
>>221092599New icsh character after Jace dies.
>*teaches your kids some Dornish*
>Preston is so content starved he's doing an atheist Bible studyInsane.
>>221092774are you serious?
>>221092774Just watch David Lightbringer, bro
>>221092599no fucking ideawasting my time instead of adapting the book I guess
>>2210928022nd episode came out a few days ago lol>>221092820I still can't get into him. But I do know he and Preston and his cohort hate each other to no end
>>221092750They should get all the actors and do a 10-year-gap GoT parallel sequel that starts from the end of Season 4, is more book-accurate (and commits to the 5-year-gap of ASoS) and have her play a sand snake. They'd print money.
>>221081672>he wantedI'm sure he wanted lmao
>>221092599People were complaining about no Daeron. They never wanted him in the first place and so are making it retarded out of spite, instead of just adapting his incredibly simple plot line.
>>221092649does it count as icsh when it's a biological female?
>>221092834>But I do know he and Preston and his cohort hate each other to no endDidn't know that. Why?David is kinda odd but his ironborn videos are what got me interested.
>>221092599(f)Daeron is heckin' trans and heckin' valid and a callout to (f)Aegon. But if you refer to him as (f)Daeron you're transphobic because we know you chuds are going to start saying the "f" stands for 'female' instead of 'fake.' (f)Daeron will reveal the Grand Maester Conspiracy that led to Alicent's marriage, the births of AAH, and how it really was Rhaenyra's turn because if Aegon wins, then the (((Maesters))) win and it will mean the end of dragons and House Targaryen as we know it. Therefore the moral thing to do is to kill ourselves and let Rhaenyra and her bastards inherit.
>>221092750IVE TASTED THE DORNISHMANS WIFE
>>221093186top kek it's like a combination of all the most retarded theories and beliefs in one
>>221092599Daeron is the good (((Targ))). He reveals to Daemon that they come from a dishonest tribe of inbred schizos that lost their homeland for a reason, and prevails upon him to stop subverting Western civilisation.Daemon, shaken by this revelation, goes to find Aemond for a murder-suicide since he realises that the eternal (((Targ))) is a blight on humanity (and barely even human).
>>221093286Alys Rivers in the show will be a greenseer prophet retroactively sent by the Three-Eyed Raven/Timetraveling Bran to doom house Targaryen so Bloodraven is born.The entire story is a meme time loop and a negation of all character's free wills, and this is the true culmination of the 'butterflies' that George, an existentialist, absolutely hates.
>>221075282why is this thread pinned?
>>221093554/got/ is a /tv/ staple, anon
>>221092820David lightbringer did a whole video on the ancient grasslands and failed to connect huzhor amai to azor ahai. He’s a retard
>>221093919I gotta check that one out
>>221093919These theorist youtubers are so far up their own assholes that they just take shit like "Quentyn is alive" and "Mance is Arthur Dayne" as presuppositions now and it's all blown up into a new headcanon
>>221093919>failed to connect huzhor amai to azor ahaiTbf that’s the whole fandom. They just ignore Huzhor cuz it throws a wrench in their empire of dawn schizophrenia
>>221094058years of no new book will do this to a muthafucka
>>221094227What's up with the Empire of the Dawn obsession?
>>221094357It’s Disconnected and vague and evocative so there’s infinite headcanon potential
was kraznys right?
>>221093212sing it, anon!
>>221093126Cause preston is a glowie kike.
>>221094725makes me glad i've never watched his videos
Why does a cuck have to be so important?
>>221095242it's a royal tradition going back to Rhaenyra
>>221095242everyone in westeros is a cuck, including aegon iv
>>221095242>She will never be my hotwifewhy live
DAEMON, ITS ALL JUST A STORYunironically what the fuck did Helaena mean by thisthanks for reminding me im watching a fake bullshit story though its not like im watching this shit to try and get absorbed in another world for 50 minutes of my shitty life or anything
>>221095483>hotwife?
>>221095483she's a cunt
>>221095522Don't you want a hotwife, anon? :)
>Dunk and Egg is about Egg wanting to squire for Dunk>Egg practices squiring for him, practices running with a lance which he worries he won't be able to do in the heat of battle when Dunk needs him most>at the battle, Egg just sits in the standswhatever happened there
>>221095565why are you saying it as one word? just type hot wife like a normal person.
>>221095601>:^)
GRRM complains an awful lot about Tolkien resurrecting Gandalf for someone who's planning to resurrect Jon Snow from the dead
>>221095600>he worries he won't be able to do in the heat of battle when Dunk needs him mostThat was when they thought they were going to compete in the joust not fight to the death in a trial of seven caused by his brother
>>221095685is he?
>>221095842yes? you think d&d invented that shit?
>>221095685What was his complaint exactly?
>>221095685>for someone who's planning to resurrect Jon Snow from the deadGood thing he never will now
>>221087670AND SO AM I
>>221093118only biologically male boys can be icsh tho
>>221095184I've sent ravens to Oldtown, King's Landing and across the Narrow Sea... but none of the maesters have heard of this Song of Ice and Aaagghh
GET UP /got/
