Picard maneuver episode>previously, on /trek/>>221062915
star trek sex with shran
acting ensign wesley crusher nooo
Your favorite TNG Ferengi episodes?
>>221096134>>221095647Keep 'em coming. Oldschool TNG webms are really comfy. Kinda makes me wish there was a way to see the original 1987 special fx shots and not the remastered ones.
>>221096304The remaster is great.
>>221096304you can find vhs rips around at least
jiggle jiggle
>chud split
>>221095345star trek sex with wesley
I was this many years old when I found out the guy who played Groppler Zorn was the voice of Prowl on Transformers.
star trek sweet, sweet love with the captain
>>221095759they should've kept klingon women in leotards and fishnets
star trek sex with t'pol
Guess they never made a Talaxian Furfly toysad
What scenario would have to happen for the enterprise to just start wiping out life. Like they find something that says, it ALL has to go and the enterprise becomes an Ikaruga just smoking every light in the sky.
>>221100044That's Jane Way
>>221098446It's funny that the girl who isn't related to LeVar Burton irl is more convincing than his actual daughter.
>>221100044Beat Sisko
>"But I ask you. Didn't they deserve it?"
Brace to Beam
Who would win here?
>>221100732Pike for high diningNeelix for making anything work
>>221095345Is that really a killing blow?
>>221100732Riker
>>221100091The professional actress who had to audition vs. bring your daughter to work day isn't much of a contest.
>>221100077I’m sad I finished voyager because I miss Janeway. still pissed at that nothing ending they got and no Janeway movies
>>221101320There's Prodigy for Janeway and in Season 2 Chakotay, but no movie still sucks
It's a pretty ship but I'm still glad they didn't greenlight STL. Let Seven have it, but don't let old characters be anything more than occasional guests, let fresh blood take the lead.
What should the Heroship of a 25th Century Star Trek series be?I vote to have a Flotilla, 3 ships inspired by those who explored the world under Columbus and Da Gama but also Battlestar Galactica to mend the rift that's over 20 years old now.Hire Moore after he's done with For All Mankind.
>>221100044>What scenario would have to happen for the enterprise to just start wiping out lifeBrainwashing or being manipulated after losing their memory.
"first hit free" should be a rule of acquisition
>>221095647
>>221103586Words cannot describe how much I hate that faggotHe doesn't even feel real, he feels like an obnoxious person from an unfunny comedy sketch or something
bruh, he doesn't even know you existget a grip
Hold my rod
picard wouldn't have lasted a month in the delta quadrant
star trek sex with david corwin
>>221103676I propose a trade
Picard is racist?
Is he allowed to say that?
2293-2332-2371-2410
I'll never understand how the Ferengi could've seriously been planned as antagonists and then given pool noodles for weapons.
>>221103632calm down Sheldon
>3 threadsrd?
>>221105030this guy >>221069618 lied and decided to split threads instead of leaving.many such cases. sad.
>>221104939WHIP IT
>>221105362BRAAAAAP
>>221105506>>221097019
>>221098911pon farr with t'pol
>>221103643But enough about Trump
>>221105832No Irish need apply
>"Doctor Paris">Linnis Paris treats a critically ill temporal refugee whose physiology is destabilizing. She teams up with Future Harry Kim and Time Agent Seven in a desperate astrometrics/medical effort. Personal stakes rise when Loser Tom Paris (her alternate father VOY: Non-Sequitur) confronts the daughter he never had. Admiral Janeway must decide whether to risk a minor timeline incursion to obtain medicine to save Neverwere's newest crewmember.>"O'Brien's Paradox">Chief Engineer Miles O’Brien discovers a faint signal from another erased timeline containing a version of his wife Keiko and their children who were never born in the prime timeline. The crew debates a high-risk extraction mission that could overload the ship’s temporal stabilizers. While Miles works frantically with Future Harry Kim to stabilize the rescue, Loser Tom Paris confronts his own regrets about family. Old Odo (DS9 Time's Children) suspects the signal might be a trap from a rival temporal faction. Climax: Miles must choose between saving “his” family and risking the erasure of the entire Neverwere crew>"Seven Worfs">A quantum storm pulls the ship into a collapsing parallel reality, forcing the multiple Worf variants to work together (and against each other) to stabilize it. K'mtar/Alexander sees different versions of his father and grapples with resentment. Security Chief Old Odo mediates while 'Hobo Riker' pushes for aggressive action. In the end, one Worf variant sacrifices himself to save the ship, reinforcing the crew's fragile "one timeline" bond
>Starfleet attacks Cardassian freighters during the border wars>medical supplies could not be acquired during massive outbreaks of Fostossa virus and Orkett's disease on BajorIt's clear that's where the majority of fatalities during the Occupation came from.
*unzips dick*Say no more, Captain.
Cyrano Jones performs "Tribble Tribble Dee"https://youtu.be/f7G6Sm31M20
star trek
>>221107765The tune here is almost a rip of "In The Summertime", by Mungo Jerry.
>>221108263As a matter of fact, you can practically sing the Mungo Jerry song right along with it. along with it.
>>221106974>Loser Tom ParisKek
I went into this expecting to hate it due to the sludgy reputation it has, but not only did I not hate it at all (just found it inoffensive at best), but it actually had me emit no audible groan throughout the duration of the movie, something which happened once too many times with First Contact.
>>221109105ok
>>221107492>"To me, you're the asian one."
>>221109105I thought it was just as stupid, and I will never watch it again.
>>221109105I like a lot of parts about Nemesis, but the dreary atmosphere, the obviously tired cast, the fact everyone besides Picard and Data gets sidelined harder than the other movies, and the other fact there were four years between movies and a diet TWOK was the best they could come up with...
>>221109359>>221109105It feels like a movie no one wanted to make, but were forced to. Which sucks, because there are a couple of good concepts. Romulan waifus. Nature vs. Nurture.
Was star trek always doomed to become nutrek?
> And then the great Minra said to the evil changeling, 'maybe you can turn into a mountain, or a ghergher beast, or a tornado, but those are big things and big things are easy. I bet you can't turn into something small, like a loaf of greenbread.' And so the changeling said 'Yes I can.' and he did, and do you know what happened? hmmMaybe the changelings had a point about the solids
>>221110396Yes. Everything becomes stale eventually
star trek sex with tom and harry
>>221110925whycome voyager got no dick
You know, for how much screentime Lwaxana has with Odo, I don't think it's ever clarified whether or not she can read his mind. Logically she shouldn't be able to because he lacks a humanoid brain, and it explains her fascination with him, but it feels like they wanted to have their cake and eat it, too: imply it but never 100% clarify it in order leave open the possibility for Odo to be telepathically read in a future episode.
>>221110756Not if they had 25 seasons of ENT instead
>>221111335You don't have to literally read someone's mind to be empathic and know what they're thinking or feeling
>>221111430Uhh you do know you're talking to trek right
>>221111469yeah idk why I come here anymore. seems like everyone except literal glue-eating retards fucked off months ago
>>221111231i want to be dick to tom and harry if you know what i mean
Riker and the Squares
>>221112259I always thought it was funny that luggage of the future was always shown as hard plastic cylinders in TNG and DS9. They looked so small and impractical.
>>221112347They had hexagonal crates in Space 1999
>>221095335>Picard maneuver episodeAnd lets not forget defense patern Riker Alpha, aka "move the ship slightly to the left Wesley".
>>221112410Now thats a classic show.
>>221112479Don't forget maneuver Riker Alpha Papa Echo
who is the actor who plays kosh? not the voice. the guy inside the encounter suit.
>>221113359Patricia Tallmans husband
>>221113359who the hell is kosh?
>>221113453PEPPERONI
>>221113463We are all Kosh.
>>221111335Odo does have a mind and emotions tho. All speculative obviously but I'd argue that Lwaxana must be able to read him enough to understand he's real, as we see with her daughter and other Betazoids that those they can't read tend to confuse them. To Betazoids, extreme Empathy is another base sense. So Odo is probably readable but very different than most on that radar.And Lwaxana has a thing for emotionally stunted older men married to their job.
>>221113950I am Tosk
First Contact (episode) > First Contact (movie)
Really makes you wonder if Hitler has been more successful in the Mirror Universe or did the real changes only occur when the Vulcans landed and Cochrane fucked them over.
https://youtu.be/PIGxMENwq1k
>Hitler mentionedHitler mentioned>Hitler mentionedI wonder who could be behind that post
>>221113453
>>221114321back in your terrarium, goy
>polpostingback to your containment board, shoo shoo
>>221113614cuddlecomf
>>221112410TNG had walmart barrels
>>221112410The hexagon is an inefficient shape for storage. The rectangle is superior.
>>221112347They're just a hard-shell version of a seaman's duffel bag,
Triangular storage
>>221112347Makes you wonder what they consider personal luggage anyway since they replicate everything they wear on location. Socks, thongs, uniforms, doesn't matter.
>>221114555It depends on the universe. With full gravity control like on TNG, standard rectangular containers are the best solution. If you need to attach them to the hull because it's more stable and you haven't mastered anti-gravity yet, then triangular is the superior storage form.
>>221114572drugs and sex toys they don't want to have to explain showing up on their replicator log
>>221114609gravity isn't real, the ship isn't actually moving
>>221114572Same reason they keep traditional alcohol bottles and cook stuff from scratch when they can. The Handwoven Tholian silk scarf your bae gifted you, the special tools you collected from all over the Quadrant and got used to and more personal items you carry yourself.
>show is called star trek>just a sitcom in space>no actual stars are shown>no real launches into outer space>all the aliens are a liewhat a strange franchise
>>221114635
>>221114651they don't even trekmore like glampshould be called woke glamp
>the holodeck is featured in 57 episodes of Star Trek.
>>221114677Name your favorite. For me, it'sShip in a bottle
>>221114712the one where they walk in on Barclay's stuff.
how about a holodeck episode where Paris simulates living in 2026 and he puts netlfix on the holographic tv so he can ignore it and scroll on his holographic phone?
>>221114712Fair Haven
>Starfleet cadet, you have proven yourself to be a promising addition to starfleet. >Because of this we will allow you to take your own pick of starship class. (TNG,DS9,VOY era)>We look forward to your choice.
>>221095759worf! is this your idea of sex?THIS IS SEX!
>>221114869easy
>>221114982Really?
>>221114982Cursed
>>221114869Her era would have been the era of overhauled excelsiors and Enterprise C designs.
>>221114869A DS9 era galaxy class, one of those they pumped out fast, with 2/3 of it's inner space being empty because they only build the frame, warp engine and weapons. >walking from engineering to your quarters>take the wrong turn>end up in a room the size of a olympic stadium.
>>221115139The USS Enterprise (NCC-1701-D) is a Galaxy-class starfleet vessel measuring 641 meters long. It contains 42 decks and boasts roughly 827,000 square meters of habitable floor space.
Why does he keep posting that shitty Janeway edit with the wrong uniform for her era?She would've been a lieutenant in the 2360s, it would be the TNG season 1 spandex.
>>221115183But the whale rooms anon, dont forget about the whale rooms!!>>221115186This is like my second time posting this pic, and the first time was a month ago.
>>221115186we were robbed. We will never see Cuteway in a skintight catsuit
How does warp work?
>>221115522Magic
>>221115582Answer properly.
>>221115612Fictional advanced 23rd century technology A.K.A. magic
>>221115612Space magic.
>>221115522absolute motion in spacetimenacelle go wahwahfront goes flubback goes wooshIt's one step away from making shit up, watch "Where Noone Has Gone Before" (TNG 1x06) for a refresher
So, TNG, S4, first contact. Riker did it right?
>>221116099I hate that episode how the prime minister nigga just decides nobody besides that bitch gets to know the magesty of the universe.It was weird too because it’s not like there was some religious reason for holding it back just some vague “we like being trvd” vibe thing
>>221116099yes>>221116412it's a power thing. if they joined the galactic society they wouldn't be the most important people in their world anymore
Looks like the Paramount merger is going through. That means a Star Trek tile next to a Harry Potter tile on a mega streaming service.
>>221116863>more Star Trek themed riders at Warner WorldsAs far as this bullshit timeline goes this is okay
>>221095335Why can't they just fire phasers at it at point blank range Kek? Like they were able to tractor it but not phaser it?
Does the Paramount merger mean they will fix Star Trek and get rid of the wokeness?
>>221117284nothing good ever happens. movie is announced, made by the guys who did Dungeons & Dragons so that sounds like less Quirky Chungus, more Funko Pop. TV series we can only hope
>>221113453thank you, anon.
>>221113614they look tasty
>>221115522https://www.ex-astris-scientia.org/warp.htm enjoy
Fuck builders
>>221118392hit their faces with a sledgehammer
Season 2 of TNG is unironically my favorite season. This to me was the closest Trek to TOS and many of episodes were actually pretty good, I even loved the campy episodes such as The Outrageous Okona and The Royale. I just pretend Shades of Gray never existed.
Any chance of asymmetrical pvp in the Ro Laren game? Would be cool to play as a squad of Cardassians being hunted by Ro Laren.
I know it's not the game forum, but has anybody here played thew new Voyager game? I was just curious if it was worth buying.
>>221118440shit taste but it's yours so I won't try to change it>loved The Outrageous Okonacouldn't be me baka famalam>>221118472Probably not, Bloober Team haven't done Multiplayer in 10 years. It's gonna be Star Trek Silent Hill and I'm fine with that
>>221118440The autism translator moment in the bridge in the first 5 minutes of Okaba is so funny
>>221095647You can see how sexually aroused Beverley is in this clip. Probably thinking of a Picard Wesley sandwich.
krinj
Any other scenes ruined by the directing? This scene was 5 minutes of critical exposition, and I couldn't pay attention to any of it because I'm watching this dude try not to blink or move the whole time
star trek sex with icheb
>INERTIAL DAMPENERS ARE OFFLINE
picard is not racist
picard is racist
>>221095424They all fucking suck. Quark especially was unwatchable cringe. Fuck the space goblins.> It's another good hearted kike episode.Fuck off.
>>221119190
>>221114736yep, stumbling into barclay's goon cave is my favorite one. nog having ptsd and living in the casino is good too
>>221119644>>22112050044 > 00picard is not racist
>>221115522Alcubierre drive
>>221114982I would quit, if they wanted to force this shit on me.
>>221122137Damn, those stairs are brutal.
>>221122278We can at least all agree he's not a PDF file, because he hates children.
>>221114869Oberth class
>>221114982>>221123259Some of ya all really hate good ship designs.
>>221111430
>>221123259No direct route to engineering is dumb dumb
>>221123256>PDF filekek, i was confused for a second. okay, we can agree he's not a pdf file.
>>221123421they can put transporters next to the bridge and next to engineering and transport directly back and forth
>>221123421It's super small, crew of 80. Turbolift from Bridge to Engineering going either way is probably still faster than on a Galaxy Class
>>221123420Greek whore
He works alone.
me and the gang
>>221124434Based Department
The alien who put a baby in 90 year old Lwaxana.
I’m rewatching DS9 and with the gift of hindsight I really like it now. It’s not pure Trek since it has too much promenade stories and civilians, but I greatly enjoy how they expand on the Ferengi, Cardassians and Klingons. I know when Dukat shows his face it’ll be peak television.
>Ensign Femcel, it says here you've used coded subspace transmissions to access something called "Crystal Cafe" 19 times in the past 6 days. Care to explain?
>>221124805>makes Tuvix thread on lolcow farm
>>221115186>11 timeshttps://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/image/huPCjOsTxe3CggsmvdhX3A/
>>221124953
I need to post this one more oftenI find it highly amusing*sip*
I can't believe this is what it takes for Harry to get promoted.
Harry after Voyager would be the perfect first officer for Sevens Enterprise
>>221125046How tf did Tuvok even survive this?
>>221125634Whypipo don season they subatomic particles
Borg are raycis
Is a katra the same as your pagh?
>>221125750iirc Katra is Soul, Pagh is Aura
>>221125750no because only vulcans have a katra whereas everyone has pagh
>Congratulations.Congratulations!
>>221125950I wonder if anyone ever counted the extras (like they counted torpedos and shuttles) to see, if they exceeded the number of the crew.
>>221126104someone has and it was like 270
>>221126118Lol, thx.
>Mortal CoilGood stuff
>>221126262Ah yes, ancient native american tradition... using some sci fi bs.
>>221126301And empathy. And a few other methods.Truly strong episode, much better than Emanations and up there with Death Wish.Man, Voyager talked a lot about death.
>>221126371>Sorry Neelix, turns out your afterlife is fake and gay. You'll never see your family again, you just go lights-out forever>Okay B'Elonna, let's get you into a near-death state so you can go to Klingon Hell and save your mom
>>221127017>meanwhile Dukat
hello /trek/nacelle's second wave is listed to ship next month on amazon but bbts has them set for christmasbbts is usually more on the ball but if I see them in stock somewhere else I'm pulling the trigger with no hesitationsdcc is coming up and nacelle always does something fun there. focusing my q powers to manifest a new ro laren
>>221127072Dukat is in the warm embrace of the Pah-wraiths, the true Gods of Bajor.
>>221098911
>>221127945doesn't that Ro fig go for like $400 or something retarded like that?
What would you do if you transported wrong?????
God I wish we had modern social media during Berman Trek. So many episodes would have had GoT level impact on Twitter. Yes, I just watched the first two episodes of DS9 S3.
It's something how even though Voyager was bound to a network (UPN), they were still allowed the same budget as its syndicated partner DS9. It never had that cheap 90s/00s network look. Enterprise was the same... until the severe budget cuts took hold in S4. But it was mostly the new digital cameras that gave it that fake, stagey look. It still mogged its contemporaries like Firefly, Sarah Connor, Smallville, etc.
>>221129056Some episodes of DS9/VOY look better than horribly lit streaming shows. Yesterday's Enterprise still mogs most Disney Star Wars.
>>221129273Why's it so fucking dark holy shit I can hardly see them
>>221129304Netflix uses bad lighting to obscure equally bad costumes and CGI.
>>221128811Pray it gave me a 2 foot schlong
>>221125027What YT channel is this?
>>221125027Did they really had to CGI fire?
>>221098911>>221105591>>221128404I've got faith, anons . . .
>>221130281You'll have both your feet sprouting out of your schlong
>>221108815But Captain, I solved the problem with diplomacy, and zero casualties!
>>221129056In Bongland, the Doctor Who revival began just as Enterprise was limping to the finish line and Star Trek was barely in the public consciousness. I could not believe the normies crowing about how Doctor Who had such greater production values when it looked almost as ass for its time as the old show did and Trek on its last legs still mogged it.I'd say Stargate held its own against Trek, and Farscape obviously did for makeup and practical effects>>221129328I think it also helps lower the streaming bitrate, and they may be mastering for HDR so it's too dark in SSR
>>221128872>god I wish we had fentanyl during the Italian Renaissance
>>221123259I love this ship. It's not that small either and there is actually a lift going through those narrow nacelles.
>>221130938Early on NuWho was being way too ambitious for 2004/5 BBC budget, all of those CGI monsters aged like shit (not that they didn't look like shit already)
>>221113463Understanding is a three edged sword.
Holy K I N O
Have you ever seen a Q unleash their full power level and just stood back in awe?
>>221103586
>>221128784dont engage with namefags newfag
>>221131823Are the Q just a force of nature designed to cause havoc in order to kickstart evolution at certain locations like some trees need a wildfire to spread their seeds? They are NOT omnipotent. They cannot destroy the galaxy with a fingersnap, they lack morality and behave in unpredictable ways. They are like the germ that keeps the immune system on edge.
>>221132028what makes you think they cant destroy the galaxy with a fingersnap?
>>221132039Some Q would have done it by now if it had the power.
>>221132066The Q are watchers who sit in the continuum and observe the now, the past and the future passing by. We know they do stuff like making stars go supernova for fun, so galaxies are one the menu too I assume but only if it furthers the plot. Q are the loud harlequins, El-Aurians/Lanthanites are wise listeners, Tholians are conservative Lore-Keepers who retcon what they don't like and so on, they're all Metaphors
>>221132173I don't know or care what they stand for, I think we should take them out first.
>>221132312On that we are in agreement
Damn, Lien can go full Shakespeare when you let her. What a waste of talent Kes as a character was.
i'm so angry rn (at someone irl) but i should let go of my anger and forgive them. i wish i was a vulcan.
>>221132066why? they clearly have a system set in place to police themselves as we have seen. you're also acting as if the trek galaxy isn't one of infinite galaxies in infinite realties a Q can inhabit and control.
when does ds9 get good? the first season sucks ~10 episodes in
>>221132610it just isn't for you. try TNG instead.
>>221132610First Seasons are always tough. End of Season 2 is where I'd say but it really depends on which heroes and antagonists you've liked so far
>>221132595Can Qs leave our galaxy or are they also bound by the same weird barrier that will always be stain on Star Trek lore? The only known species to freely traverse the barrier are the travellers afaik
>>221132703they can bend reality to their whims in infinite dimensions so probably
Borg talk about biological uniqueness, but they never seem to use it to their advantage, only the technological part.They never use drones with psychic powers.
>>221132703Traveler drive bypassed the barrier issue by travelling by thought.TOS Enterprise and Discovery did cross on screen, CGN Carolique did extragalactic space exploration in TNG off screen and more.The Barrier is far less of an issue than you make it seem
>>221132813Kinda makes you wonder what happens to Betazoid people who get assimilated. It's a super power to us but relatively useless to the Borg.
>>221132826>CGN CaroliqueI completely forgot about her. I vague memory of the TOS episode but didn't they have those black blobs on STD that were surrounding the galaxy?
>>221132650I've watched it multiple times and love it.>>221132666I like Odo, O'Brien, and Quark
>>221133065Watch Bar Association, The Ascent and Take Me Out to the Holosuite
>>221132530
ms janeway get down
lewd
>>221130938Season three onward TNG looked better than early NuWho. Those Eccleston and Smith seasons have aged so terribly in the visuals. It's probably another reason Doctor Who is bleeding out right now. TOS is so ancient that it wraps around to being charming-shitty. NuWhu before Matt Smith is just an awful eyesore.
me irl
>>221133761Season 1-2 TNG look better than season 3 onwards.
how come the fat klingon cook/singer never showed back up on ds9?
>>221134108got booked a lot. died in 2002, sad.
Q is watching. Give him one reason not to snap his finger at you.
Q can have a snack
spooky
>>221134176hey another klingon chef episode thanks anon
Scientifically questionable but Fictionally awesome
>>221095335>picard manuever It's actually rather obvious and should be part of basic combat tactics
>>221134782be grateful we get even that. space combat is the achilles heel of any sci fi setting
Voyager season 3 is amazing
>>221134986'trek's absolute peak was TNG season 1 and 2
>>221134998can't beat pulaski
>>221125421that episode left me feeling miserable>>221114869nebula
>>221135033should have just kept her for the whole series desu
>>221135082>giant warp nacelle hyper cock
>>221135418>>221135418>>221135418
