Grandma Found the Crack Closet EditionPrevious: >>221109532
Who are these guys?
>>221134783First for Elvira
>>221134783Old pos op.
>>221134815Spooky
>>221134716Enys Men is a gem. Thanks for mentioning the director's new movie. Didn't know about it. Looks based.>Rose of Nevada>Mysterious boat returns to a village 30 years after vanishing. Two men join its crew hoping for better fortune. After one voyage, they find themselves transported back in time, mistaken for the original crew.>Stacked cast featuring George MacKay and Callum Turner
>>221134775>>221134990I love how knowledgable anons are when I ask questions here. Thanks I'm going check it out.
I just woke up. What happened last general? The leftists were seething.
>>221134783The last movie you watch uses the British languge/slang. How does it go?
>>221134783Part 3 is better than the original.Only good thing about 1 is the "your mother sucks cocks in hell" line.
>>221135094>I'm roight gaggin for you to rodger me ain't I
>>221135204I'm going to tribute this picture then post the results later
>>221134799They're the leads from Leviticus, comes out next week. It's a gay horror movie.
Theatrical screening of Lost Boys starting in 15 minutes. Banzai!
>>221135204Uggo
>>221134799is the one with the camera DJ Qualls?i thought he was dead
>>221135536Corey kino
>>221135634MexicanOverweightCan’t actAnnoying
>>221135634>>221135760She's cute. fuck you guys.
I have seen some recent horror in theaters. Obsession, Backrooms, and Undertone. you guys might remember me from my lengthy analyses back in Oct. ive been watching horror since but writing less. Heres my take on Obsession:Obsession is about AI psychosis. Obviously its about autonomy, BPD, and fatasizing without thinking about reality. Yeah theres a discussion on what love means and what it means to be enamored and whether its moral to enamor, but i wanna focus on the AI metaphor going on. Theres lots of evidence there is ai in this world. Nikki generates ai images of their relationship, he asks chatgpt for the side effects of MDMA. but further theres more. (irl) There was a boy who had an AI be his girlfriend and he grew attached and became psychotic and the ai dumped him and he killed himself. a very tragic truth. Bears arc reflects this, he has a crush, confides in ai because his friends dont really help him with his struggle in any meaningful way. he sees an option in front of him and takes it without thinking. from then on, he is fully convinced that nikki is obsessed to an insane degree with him. When Bear confronts Nikki about her inappropriate behavior she is acts like its perfectly natural then she apologises and promised a change in behavior like an ai would. Then, the hansel and gretel monologue was delivered with an intensity and cadence similar to ai speech. and the creepy ways in which nikki moves in the night are reminiscent to the ways that ai video generation moves the human body, which reflects the ais inability to recognize embodiment. the thing controlling nikki doesnt know what its like to have a body.
>>221135817>contd.(when she scuttles with the flowers, when she ducks back into the corner, when she straightens up after smiling all day) her body was silhouetted often to show the disconnect and lack of freedom nikki has it doesn't quite look like her, similar to the way people will sexually assault women by taking their photos and using ai to make them naked. ripping their autonomy and the resulting image represents an idea more than a reality. it assaults the woman and yet the image doesnt even resemble the person (ai yasaified faces, guessing the shape of bodyparts) okay, then the rug in the living room with its intricate orderly patterns, when taken as metaphor for technology, when nikki spoils herself on the rug it becomes this huge blight on technology. if she is ai, then her participation as technology soils it. the progress of technology is necessary though, bear kills himself and dies on the rug, an altar of technology. the irl boy killed himself in the name of ai. as we pan past his frothing mouth we see the orderly pattern again and a slow pan to an upside down television, a negation of technology, something that connects us instead dividing us. I have also analyzed it from the point of view of a traditional slasher in the lineage of TCM, and would be happy to write up my thoughts there for you guys :)
>>221135810Ignore that queer, he samefags relentlessly about anything heterosexual.
>>221135817>>221135831I'll be honest I only skimread your post but I agree. I actually upset a zoomy recently who said it was about wishes and rape by saying those analysis are really surface level and somewhat shaky.I mean I've seen many monkey paw adaptions. Hell even the whole Wishmaster series. Very little of Obsession is about "getting too much of what you want" or a strange interpretation. Bear asks for love and he gets a broken freakish pseudo-human. He got scammed, the modern world is about buying something and getting scammed on a shoddy product that fucks up your life.
Hi bros I recently watched Dark Skies. Know any other movies with this vibe? Name a bunch because there's a good chance I've seen them before, I was surprised I hadn't watched this one cuz its right up my alley
>>221135907>monkey paw adaptionsThis touches on a discussion i had with my kino fren about this. i would argue its pretty obviously not a monkey paw situation, but more like a genie situation. Where the monkey paw will move the world in a way you dont want to give you the thing you think you want, a genie wish will grant the wish regardless of the state of the world, yet what it gives you is not actually what you think you wanted, or rather, what you want is not actually what is good for you. this goes more to the surface level analysis though, and i think the quote "romance and love stories are the same" is where this argument really lands. Neither Bear nor Nikki really elaborate on what they think either term means. but instead the awkward pause is broken by something thats all to easy to connect to the ai argument. "youre the only person i can talk to about this kind of stuff" meanwhile they arent actually talking to each other. P.S. is hating the capcha oldfag or newfren? its summer indeed, but god damn i miss need tomboy.
>>221135911The Fourth KindArea 51The Vast of NightSkyman
>>221136040all of these are vastly better then Discuckture Day
>>221135810You like overweight actresses?
>>221136203Yes
>>221134783>didn't use the goon movie postersad
10 Brutal Chucky Kills https://youtu.be/ipDxdAcvD1I?is=Jib4O122DL3WF8As
>>221136427my speakers were way louder than i thought and the opening sound effect genuinely startled me.
>>221136500Sorry about that hahaha
>>221135831>slow pan to an upside down television, a negation of technology,i like this
>>221134799Actor on the left is the kid from Talk to Me
Just put on Thinnestra
>>221135810> A young woman takes a new weight-loss pill and the fat she sheds returns in the form of her bloodthirstydoppelgänger.Movie about a fat bitch, you might like it.
>>221135911The UFO Incident (not quite horror but it's the Ur example)The ForgottenDevil's GateAlteredHoneymoon
>>221136839>fat bitch
>>221135094>robot beaver trying desperately to make itself understoodSurprisingly, not a lot.
>>221136857>>221136040Thanks. I started watching Skyman. I just feel bad for this Carl guy
LmaoDid you guys see the video of the girl tossed off a cliff?Very /hor/
>>221136958Yeah I saw it. Fucking hilarious. Three men just tossed the roastie off a cliff without her rope attached
>>221134824The best kind
>>221136907I like that film, it's comfy. A fun fact is it randomly had a few of the soundtrack songs written by Billy Corgan.
>>221136958>>221137002You're unironically severely mentally ill. Stop spamming a movie board with your repressed sexual problems.
>>221136839this would have been the plot of X if glp-1s were well known in 2012.
>>221136958based human female disposal device
>>221137002>Three menIt's their cultcha
>>221137119What does the plot of X have to do with that?
>>221136401next one. what makes it more funny is it's actually a pretty good film kek
>>221134811cuck simp
>>221137213It was a good film. >>221136958I saw it, she was some instagram whore too. I couldn’t stop laughing at the video.
>>221137213>it's actually a pretty good film kekI'm surprised considering the cover makes it look like a mid 2000s straight-to-DVD movie.
>>221137206before you could pin yourself into skinnyness age was the inevitable worry of any woman who was older than 19. the horror of X is that the wall spares no one. if tirzepitide was acessable in the 2010s, instead there would be tension about whether a glp skinny body was moral or authentic, but it would only really be an issue women think about. now the wall is not your enemy, but who you once were, the leaking of y our relevance as popular culture leaves you behind and you get attached to music from when you used to be beautiful. the fat blob hunting us down is now a metaphor for the dishonesty of using cheat codes to get thin and how no matter what out health will decline and theres no magic pill. think the Substance but as a slasher with a more grounded and less sci fi background. (my schizophrenia allows me to analyze metaphor in movies that dont even exist. )
>>221137279Are you mixing up the Substance and X? Ohh you meant the substance in the Substance and not X the movie. >metaphorYeah, that metaphor makes sense.
>>221137076Crazy how one no-life schizo can completely ruin a general by spamming it with his fetishes 24/7.
>>221135536Do you still believe?
>>221135663>>221137356Was great as always. A classic.>it's the attack of Eddie Munster!
>>221137652I was thinking about the "Is there anything else you want?" and smash cut to sex meme.
>>221137652becky is such a puta
>>221137652Total Foid Def
>>221137311not mixing anything up. i said X and i meant X. mia goth set in the 70s, jenna ortega panties. >inb4 the Substance already does thisno it doesnt. ite more generally about cosmetic surgery. im talking about magic pills and the wall.
>>221137739Who's supposed to be walling in X? Are you talking about the literal 90 year old hag?
>>221136026Something else while I'm ruminating on the AI analogy is that choosing AI instead of the 3DPD locks someone else out of your life, and the phone call represents the internal suffering of that other person that exists because of that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jf1RuMcIOw4I really liked it
>>221137795I have no idea what he is talking about.
>>221135817>>221135831Like Castro saying Jaws is really about capitalism, you can say any movie is actually a metaphor for the effect of technology on society this way, and you'd be right.>Shawshank Redemption is a metaphor for the struggle for agency against dehumanizing bureaucratic surveillance technologies and standardized systems of control>Titanic's ship represents the class divides entrenched by tech progress; its sinking represents the human cost of technological hubris>Gladiator is a critique of mass entertainment and consumer culture as a means of political control >The Angry Birds Movie is a metaphor for how the comforts afforded by a technological society render us naive, listless and complacent with regard to external threatsIf a recently released movie reflects anxieties about AI, that's predominantly because movies in general tend to reflect the concerns of the times in which they are made, regardless of their creators' specific intents
>>221137421would
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>>221138192>gifNah
>>221137795genuinely have you seen the movie? its so on the nose with its point that its tacky. you realize that the old hag is the same woman as the young pornstar, both the irl actress and the whole thematic thread right? the film is about the jealousy of youth, popularity, beauty, and sexuality that pearl feels watching maxine shoot a porno with a hot negro. thats why she goes on a fucking killing spree. okay, so what are the killer and her tactics metaphor for? its a slasher, so obviously theres something about the androgynously named final girl (max) and her relationship to the power structures of the world (pearl), the violence picks off machismo unceremoniously, it crushes the cuck, it eats both the sexually liberal and the newly sexually liberated. so, you have to strike a balance between being sexually liberal and conservative, you have to face the fact you will one day become undesirable. and to the women in the audience, men are still in control because thats who fucks you, who films you fucking, who directs you to fuck, and who profits off your sexual exploitation. >>221138165>movies in general tend to reflect the concerns of the timesyeah, i think we are on the same page here. part of what i like so much about horror as a genre is that it has to be scary so theres always something under the surface. the author might want to talk about one thing, but will end up accidentally discussing another. in TCM, tobe hooper wants you to think about the unethical slaughter of livestock, but he accidentally includes the dual idea that we reduce women to the level of livestock.
>>221138192Needs less frames, might have got me
>>221137053I just finished it. I hope Carl is OK out there with his alium fren. What a melancholy movie. Now I feel bad for his sister and Marcus and people who will miss him
Just finished Thinestra. Not that good. >>221138236Men are always in control and girls realize it when they turn 21 and 30.
>>221138244Wow, pretty fucking grim
Watching this. Why are there suddenly so many weight loss horror films out?
>>221138304Perfect example of why feminism exists
>>221138359Likely reason? The new quest for vanity by the use of Ozempic.Conspiracy theory? Various industries fear people not being fat anymore and reducing reliance on the lucrative healthcare system.
>>221138359Because Obsession came out.
>>221138384Explain?Feminism is just accepting you are weak. Kinda like how certain groups cry racism or homophobia or sexism or any ism. The moment you join an ism, you lost.
>>221138418Right..ozempic makes a lot of people looks worse though.
>>221138236Honestly a decrepit 90 year old hag is so far beyond the point of walling I dont even consider the wall when looking at them.They should have made Pearl 30-50 then, thats when the wall hits women.
>>221138359> After succumbing to an obscure weight-loss craze involving the eating of human ashes, lovelorn medical student Hana finds herself terrorised by the ghost of the person she's eating.Lmao
>>221138478> Pearl 30-50 then, thats when the wall hits women.Wall shows at 22. Hits around 25-30.
>>221138460>Right..ozempic makes a lot of people looks worse though.Yes and no, it depends on the persons starting weight and how much they abuse it honestly. Too much of a good thing as they say.
what ozempic actually does is basically give you a medically induced eating disorder. you lose weight by just starving yourself but it makes it so you don't need willpower to do it, food just becomes gross to you. If you're anything other than like morbidly obese and get on it you are most likely going to be fucked up
>>221138610It's fine in the short term as it's temporary, but people just keep on using it to try and keep the weight off rather than realizing it reduces weight. I'd honestly considered it since I'm a bit of a fatty but I've heard about things like Ozempic tongue or it fucking with your hair or other things like that, so I don't want the risk.>just put the fork down you fat retardI know I know, but it's an addiction thing and got worse after my ex turned into a total bitch and I stopped going outside for a while.
>>221138359Because The Substance was a hit, duh.
>>221138432How did they get these movies made and released in a month? Also Obsession has nothing to do with weight loss or lookism in general.
>>221138359Horror is political and reflects the times whether it wants to or not. Just like how we're retvrning to killing Nazis in horror movies with Onslaught. It's been too long.
>>221138732It's just the jeet.
>>221139060I'm looking forward to this one, it seems like it wants to fill the Universal Soldier/Terminator lane and Adam Wingard is a good film maker.
>>221138702>Ozempic tongue???????? elaborate please. i was gonna hop on tirz to lose a quick 30 lbs so i stop putting my heart at risk.
Warwick Davis in a lake placid remake would go hard. Pic related
>>221139236kek
>one of my favorite youtubers who doesnt review movies reviewed Backrooms.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6any2bkqhrE
>>221139225
mia goths scream has won me over. that shit curdles milk and its honestly reminiscent of the scream queens of old. pleas rec me some truly talented screams.
>>221139496https://youtu.be/Xb61cuzndf4?si=3Io1OqYjOlMkwQ1D&t=133
>>221139225Issues with saliva apparently, so you get dry mouth, dry tongue, weird tastes etc and SUPPOSEDLY on some people they might lose their hair because it makes the follicles go into a hibernation or something.
>>221139496I don't care about screams or even acting talent. A kino woman in horror is purely looks-based.
>>221134799some gay pornstars probably
>>221135094Signs>oi it's in the fookin field bruvSounds fun.
>>221141085>cam on alien>*bang bang*
BLEH!
>>221134799Looks like a couple of fucking farters to me
>>221142506$100m... that's a lotta money
>>221142506I remember reading the webcomic sequel of this back in high school
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Recently rewatched pic related and it made me appreciate it even more. The pace is consistent from the start, all the characters are likeable and (for the most part) not completely retarded and make sensible, realistic decisions. Not to mention an extremely cool monster. I still love 2, it's a shame the franchise died with it, all the movies after that aren't even camp fun like Nightmare on Elm Street or Hellraiser, they're just trash.
>>221145426It's definitely a good road horror movie. 3, a rare interquel, is absolute shit. I am the only the person on Earth that actually liked Reborn. Just like 3 it's absolute shit, but it doesn't pretend to be otherwise, which gives it charm and a fun quality.
>>221145520I'm currently watching the entire series so can give up to date thoughts on 3 & 4 later. I just remember being completely put off by the CGI. They're so low budget it looks like a community college video editing class.
>>221145426>characters not retarded>"let's go down this murder pipe the insane 'man' just dropped a body down"I agree with you for the most part though. I don't like any of the sequels, but the first one is legit good. I like the strange little mythology built up about the creature in the movie, and that he's basically just unstoppable is always fun.
>>221142042Bleh
Would pumpkinhead be able to stop jason if a grieving person summoned it to get revenge? Assuming jason didn't know from the jump that if he kills the summoner pumpkinhead dies as well.
>>221145700meant to post pic*But you get the idea.
>>221145426watching rn while i wait for my friends to wake up. should be fuuunnnn
4K UHD for They Will Kill You leaked an hour ago
>>221146000>what the hell was his problem?True
>>221146061uhh yeah, i sure would like to!
>The fire which gutted the church south of Pertwella four days ago continues to offer up a gruesome bounty. County Sheriffs excavating the charred ruins estimate the body count is now up well past three hundred. County coroners say that the bodies were found stitched to each other, covering the basement's walls and ceiling. One on-the-scene witness called it "a human tapestry of torture and sadism," and a sight he will never forget.>Some of the corpses they have found had false teeth made out of wood. That means some of the bodies they're finding down there are over two hundred years old. But Peter, it's the condition of the cadavers that's the strangest fact of all. The county coroner's office reported yesterday that they have yet to find any one complete body. Each one is missing an external limb or an internal organ.
>>221145426>Crazy cat lady is a chadThis is the only movie in existence where this happens.
>>221146166heres a much better image.
>>221146110kek
this dude gay as fuck.
>>221145426>Charlie Kirk at the end of Jeepers Creepers 2??????
It may not have been horror, but it has a dead body in it that was buried and then dug back up three times ...
>>221147788Comfy movie for autumn watching
>obese dyke eats human remains to lose weightsilly premise but it goes hard on the grossnessalso no, while it stars an asian lady, it does not have themes of generational trauma
>>221148106Absolutely. Although IMDb says they had bad luck with the weather when they shot in New England. It rained so much that they moved to a school gym hall to construct the sets and the rain came down on the hall's roof so hard that they had to dub the scenes afterwards. Also the forest scenes were shot on a Paramount sound stage in California and they drove truck loads of autumn leaves from New England to California to decorate the sound stage.What I also didn't know was Hitchcock bought the rights to The Trouble With Harry and 4 other famous films of his (like Rear Window, Vertigo etc) to leave to his daughter, and for that reason these films didn't see a re-release until the mit 1980s.
>>221147788>2026>using vlc
For me? My favorite trope is "character talks to someone who is dead/the monster without realizing", but it's so hard to get recommendations for this without obviously being spoiled.
>>221137722haha
>>221148565Fucking LOL.Especially since mpv-player is mostly used to watch anime while most normal people still use VLC.
>>221145426but did you know the directo-
>>221148576what did you think of black phone? also, if you want i could recommend three movies where that trope only happens in one, then its a surprise if you see it. :)
Any good horror movies set in extreme weather conditions like storms etc? No on-sea/ocean stuff.so far I got crawl and last house on the left and shining
>>221148394It was the first movie I watched on blu-ray, and I remember being shocked at the picture quality and how much detail and clarity there was in the images compared to DVD
>>221149129It says on IMDb that while filming a 500 pound Technicolor camera fell from a great hight and barely missed Hitchcock. If a camera weighs 500 pounds I supposed they must have used the best equipment and film stock available at the time.
CABLE GUYYYYYYYYYYY
>>221145426I know the creature is constantly low on time which is why it's speeding around in the van. But surely it could take 3 seconds not to dump bodies down the pipe in plainview of passing cars. This happens in 1 and 4.
>>221148930The Wind possibly, but it's only Windy near the end.
I watched "Bedazzled" (2000). It's a very good remake of the 1967 version. Brendan Fraser is the better Stanley (Elliot), but Peter Cook who also wrote the script was the better devil. 7/10, it was fun.
>>221149666The woman looks absolutely terrified
>>221148930The Old Dark House
>>221148930I think we need a chart for this. When it's stormy as fuck you need a kino to match it.>>221150295One of the best
>>221148930The Mist
>>221148930The ThingIdentity (more of a thriller)Maybe 30 days of night?
There's no TwinPeaks thread up. What did David mean by this?
>>221150805Movie is "Fire Walk with Me"
>>221148930Bodies, Bodies, BodiesBurning BrightStorm Of The Century (miniseries)Not great but Return To Boggy Creek
>>221148930There is a murder mystery movie with John Cusack in a motel, not 1408. Can't remember the name, has a storm.
What is the comfiest horror movie
>>221151450i dont know if the comfy horror movies are horror when theyre being comfy or turn into horror later like ninth gate or angel heart. the omen is pretty comfy on the whole. exorcist 2 maybe? it's kind of a terrible film but very comfy.
>>221151450lake mungo could be considered comfy in a sort of feely way some of thsoe old horrors like rosemarys baby just look so beautiful and it has a comfy undertone to it, idk
Is she right?>Backrooms>Finn Bennett and Lukita Maxwell's characters do nothing>Die
>>221151450probably The Evil Dead, because it's easy to rewatch and also kinoReturn of the Living Dead probably up there as well
>>221152311idk I hear it's coming out on vod next month I'll tell you then
>>221150827Surreal sex
>108 days until Oct 1
>>221153372*waits patiently*
>>221153372Halloween isn't big here but I'm gonna try make my room feel Halloweeny this October to make up for it. A plastic skeleton maybe, cauldron.
>>221152311fully true nothing relationship.
>>221153527You'll need a pumpkin too
Was 30 Days of Night the first that started with the whole "vamps fear UV lamps" thing?
>>221153633Blade did it
>>221153410Cute
>>221152311death scene fodder. he got a cool death but she died offscreeen which was disappointing
>>221153578I have a plastic one, may be I'll try carve a real one. I guess you do that closer to the day. I'll order one of those fake candles.
>>221153527I just put a few things around the room and a little plastic pumpkin pail with some candy in it for myself. Plenty of pumpkin beers.
>Sexy diva nun>The director's barely disguised fetish>Beginning of the movie shows her waking up in the morning after a night of snorting cocaine and having a threesome>This is never brought up again in the movie>William H. Macy's character does nothing>Dies
I was expecting a spooky haunted castle movie, not a horrible, bleak tragedy. Pretty kino!
>>221151222To add, The Last Exit, aka Little Bone Lodge. Anyone familiar with it? It's listed alternately as a psychological thriller and horror. Apparently set during a storm but also a criminals getting more than they bargained for movie.
Anyone else watch the new Scary Movie? The fake Mikey Madison was pretty good casting
>>221151450My normal go to comfy horror is Sinister and the Thing
>>221134783Remimder, cucks are not allowed to watch Amanda Fix's teenage sex scene.
>>221153699>Plenty of pumpkin beers.Based
>>221153757Kek wtf. She looks pseudo bogged in the poster which I don't think is common with nuns.
>>221153768true gemmy
>>221153890Sinister is kind of grim for comfy ngl
>>221153677She's pretty funny as well.
>Joy Ride (2001)Three young people on a road trip from Colorado to New Jersey talk to a trucker on their CB radio, then must escape when he turns out to be a psychopathic killer.
>>221153886>Anyone else watch the new Scary Movie?I saw it twice lol>The fake Mikey Madison was pretty good castingThe Ricci lookalike was my favorite casting. Tuesday was distractingly cute.
>>221153956My local store starts carrying them at the end of August, but I try to abstain until October.
>>221154348This was good, I enjoyed it.
>>221154348This was one of those movies they played on TV a few times in the 2000s from what I can recall. In any case, I ended up seeing it a bunch of times, both on TV and as a rental. Solid flick.
>>221154497I have to personally coerce my local store to get some in these days, and buy a whole case at a time. I still have some in the pantry from last year.
>>221154547>coerce my local store to get some inDamn, that sucks. Not a big seller I guess.
>>221135097Nope, wrong. See below.>>221134783It has interesting stuff going on but Scott's performance is HORRIBLE and it doesn't get put down nearly as often as it deserves to be. He is brought on as the old heavyweight name recognition guy and proceeds to completely mangle the Kinderman character. And no, it doesn't matter if the author himself is the director, because even if he perfectly achieved his vision, he must still answer for what he has allowed to be in the film. And in this case, it's a vastly inferior take on the Kinderman character relative to what Friedkin achieved with Lee J. Cobb. Scott spends the movie doing one of two things: either staring at a crime scene like an old sourpuss, having done none of the real work himself, or else having random "I'M ANGRY!" acting outbursts which are just silly coming from an old man, even a character in his circumstances. Next to this, Cobb in the original is quiet, sublime, intelligent, turns the screws. When Chris offers him another drink out of learned politeness, hoping to god he'll just go the fuck away already (most detectives would just leave now), he instead sweetly says, "Please." "FUCK", thinks Chris to herself.Another nice shot on the back end is when a character is yanked away from a large pair of shears which very nearly cut her head off, that one looks good and is fun to slow-motion. Scott has his uses (Patton, Dr. Strangelove) but this is not one of them. And even if he wasn't "miscast" and is really what Blatty was going for, then that's on Blatty himself. Scott is horrible in this film and I am completely right.
>>221154637He's better in The Changeling, which is also kino
>>221154665An unexpected thoughtful, non-spicy immediate reply. I think I watched that one once but I don't remember much. I don't remember hating his performance (his gruff manner may have been better suited to that one), I'd have to re-watch to compare.
>>221154767I'd have to say the same thing about Exorcist III really, I need to watch it again with more focus. I don't think I was in the mood for it years ago when I first saw it. It's somewhat distracting knowing that the ending wasn't the directors original vision.
>>221154767The Changeling is a great haunted house movie. Same with The Legend of Hell House.
>>221155032nta but after seeing Let's Scare Jessica To Death I'm thinking these early ghost films are kino. I'll put that house on my list.
>>221134811Did Elvira invented Aegaho?
>>221154348>Leelee Sobieski>Stars in a bunch of kino>Refuses to elaborate further>RetiresZoomers just don't know
>>221155286Hopefully
>>221153757I watched the trailer and it looks absolutely terrible, I think Will Macey must've owed a favor or something since it didn't seem like he wanted to be there at all.
>>221154003well i’ve seen it enough to consider it comfy because I already know what’s going to happen, and I like the entity story, so it’s cozy
>>221145661He gives a genuinely good point as to going down>"What if it were you down there?"
>>221134811>>221155637just grab a tool!
>>221155631>LeeleeSomehow the name just fits
I started watching Area 51. I dunno if I'm getting old or what but I have such little patience for movies that start out with a group of annoying douchebags douching it up. Even if they're just there to get killed later. It's so fucking boring dude.
>>221156671>Leelee Dallas, multi-pass
>>221156697I like it since it's the found footage formula but it's as hard to pull off as any other part of the film.Frogman actually did a decent job of it.
>>221156889I stuck with it. I really liked the home invasion part so far
Lila Lee
Gemmyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHrip8y5oz0>Samara Weaving is an agent of chaos who loves to cause mayhem in video games. After toying with The Sims and Mario Kart as a kid, she really knuckled down and got into Red Dead Redemption after watching her husband play — and she never looked back. The star of Carolina Caroline and Ready or Not enjoys using films and games to let out her wild side. She loves action and just a liiiiiittle bit of violence. And yet she had a soft spot for her Sims.>Carolina Caroline>A young woman joins a charming con man on the run, leaving a trail of crime and passion as they hustle through the Southeast in search of her estranged mother.>Directed by Adam Rehmeier>Features Samara Weaving, /ourguy/ Kyle Gallner, Jon Gries, and Kyra Sedgwick. Stacked cast
Area 51. There were things that were really really good about this movie mainly just the tension of them sneaking around and the creativity of the stuff they came up with that would be inside Area 51. But then it's ruined by the dipshit characters opening their mouths and it just deletes any creepiness from what's going on. Sad
You guys don't even care...
>>221157614Hey man, if you're going to drink yourself to death just do it, this isn't a support group.
>>221156954I think a higher res physical release of this must be coming because I just bought the dvd at my used place and people don't usually bring niche stuff there unless they plan on upgrading.
>>221157509It's a bit rattly as it goes along but imo one of the stronger found footage films for what you say. The core concept is excellent and during the crossing the desert shit you really feel like it hits them. That idea that any crazed person goes through like holy shit we're actually doing this and could spend our lives in jail over it.I wish these films would get remakes patching up the weak parts instead of the classics getting remade weaker.
>>221157614Turn that frown upside down of course we do.
>>221157826>>221157926WEho do I believe? Not my mother
Damien Leone getting sued for a terrillion dollars by the All Hallows Eve producershttps://www.complex.com/pop-culture/a/markelibert/terrifier-franchise-lawsuit-art-clown-rights
>>221158131Fuck him
>>221158131he was sued last year i think by the woman who got hanged upside down in the terrifier film because they stopped paying her residuals and authorizing a minifig of her without her okshe also sued him for unethical treatment, she suffered from some kind of brain swelling and eardrum damage from blood pooling up in her head because she was kept hanging there for 9 hours straighthe can fuck himself
>>221158317Classic womyn coming back 10 years later claiming she actually wasn't ok with it
Just finished. Agonizing one hour haunted house flick that feels two days long. A good ten minutes of it is just watching a cross slowly turn itself upside down. Green slime oozes out of cabinets, fire comes out of a guy's newspaper, a woman gets ghost raped and never mentions it to anybody. Pretty lame even for a Christian horror movie.
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>>221158328Ten years is a not a long time
>>221158353lol
I'm headed back to the crypt
>>221158328she was ok with it because they paid her money for doing it but then they stopped paying her so she sued them for breach of contract
>>221158317>authorizing a minifig of her without her okI hate these kinds of individual rights because that's how you end up with merch lines that lack one or two people
>>221158317>kept hanging there for 9 hoursHow does that even happen?
>>221158131Good. Fuck him and fuck his garbage franchise. Anything that hurts him or it is good in my book.
>>221158468would you be happy if someone made a toy out of you and sold it without compensating you in any way?
>>221158482lots of different takes and angles need to be shot and they don't want to introduce continuity errors by having her not be hanged up
>>221158631I don't mind them compensating them, just not the haggling that goes on afterwards where they demand larger and larger sums of money. They should sort it out when the film is made as part of a standard agreement.
>>221158656They do most of the time. Such stuff is usually in the original contract.
anyone see that Kraken film?
>updates are silent on both the ROTLD reboot sequel thingsI'm just enjoying the drama of it at this point. The IP must have cost absolute peanuts.
In Finnish we call incels who never (by their 21st birthday) move out from their parents' house "back bedroom boys" (peräkammarin poika). I think Backbedrooms would work as a sequel title for Backrooms.
>>221159336Rumor was that the ROTLD holder guy tried to sue the Trash's Revenge people, and their lawyer looked into it and he didn't have half the rights he said he did. So they started calling their film Living Dead: Trash's Revenge or some shit lol. And Tarman should really belong to the artist who designed him but he's been getting nothing.
>>221159415and you'd star in it
>>221159415fugg
>>221158468I'm much better at painting miniatures than whoever painted those.
>>221159578Maybe, but they're still decent quality
>>221159415Finnish is not a real language and Finns are not real people.
>>221159685I mean it's okay I guess
>>221159715That's a much better pic but they do an ok job with the quality.
>>221156954cute
Just finished. Isabel Sarli was an extremely hot woman whose husband made numerous sexploitation movies about during the 60s and 70s. This is only the second one I've seen, but both are about how she just HAS TO FUCK OTHER MEN, to the point of madness. In this one she's married to a rich guy who can't get it up, and she wants a baby so badly that she'll fuck literally anyone. She goes so far as to become employed at a whorehouse just so SOMEBODY will get her pregnant. Then one day she's cavorting nude under a waterfall and a dude in a rubber Halloween devil mask rapes her. Some people get murdered blah blah blah. She finds out her husband isn't impotent, he's just gay. Her primary love interest is played by the director's (her husband's) son. I love these fucked up feverish movies and I'm so happy there's of couple dozen more of them for me to get through, but this is the only one that's technically horror.
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>>221159578Back to /tg/
>>221160384I'll be in /wip/ if you need me.
Any good folk horror recs?
>>221160600Many of the movies from the All the Haunts Be Ours boxsets are on Tubi. I liked il Demonio.
>>221160600The Wretched (2019)
>>221160600Wicker Man
>>221160600The Blair Witch Project
>>221160763i still like blair witch 2, never got around to watching the edit yet
>>221160600Hagazussa
>>221160600I assume you've seen the vvitch?
>>221160600The Wicker Man and The Blood on Satan's Claw are the classics. The Witch (2015, The "VVitch") is also pretty good.
Are there any horrors with duke nukem type protagonist
>>221161243They Live
>>221161264Yeah, and Army of Darkness, and From Dusk Till Dawn and Phantasm, meant to ask if there are more of those that are less widely known.
>>221161243Adam Chaplin
>>221161292Bloody Muscle Bodybuilder In Hell
Will probably end up sick sometime between today and 3 days from now. Get ready to bring me back to life.
>>221161401sick with what? try colloidal silver nose spray. that always helps
>>221161523Bacterial infection. I get one probably 2-3 times a year at this point. If I can get some pills for it without seeing a doctor, I'd do so and just keep it on hand.
>>221151450The Fog
>>221161541colloidal silver stopped all infections since 2021. never got sick since.
Ok, I’m looking for like, something like an 80s John Hughes movie, but horror. Does such a thing exist??
>>221162233Literally first one in his filmography is National Lampoon's Class Reunion, which is an 80's slasher parody.
>>221157509>just the tension of them sneaking aroundYes, thank you. It's one of the few FF's with any real sense of this, if not the only one. ( that I can think of)>But then it's ruined by the dipshit characters opening their mouthsThat unfortunately is also an endemic problem with FF's as they're more liable to hire literal whos who can't act their way out of a paper bag and don't know how to just talk like normal people.
>>221160600The Devil's Own, aka The Witches.
>>221162452it would have been better if it felt like the characters were taking it at all seriously. when I was watching I thought about how I would feel if I was down there and I was thinking that basically, there was no logical way you're leaving there alive. they were like 40 stories underground. but the characters barely seem scared, they have the vibe of kids who snuck into the abandoned movie theater and it's all just fun and games. that pissed me off.
I think it's a good thing Bear found the One Wish Willow because it accelerated the end of a tortured existence with that friend group.
>>221161243Muck
>>221162233This Is Not a Test is explicitly an attempt to do Breakfast Club as a zombie movie.
>>221157839I thought there was already a bluray? 4K bluray coming?
>>221161243end of days
>>221161243predator
>>221164501As far as I can tell Synapse's dvd is all that's been released so far.
>>221164288Yeah, that's a characterization problem. On the one hand, it kind of fits with do it on a dare stupidity it takes to do something like that in the first place. On the other it's the same irritating lack of common sense we see in so many horror movies.
>>221164972you have to be kinda dumb and lacking in common sense to do what they did in the first place, that's fine, my problem is how once they're in the situation they don't react in a realistic way. like they were in it for the thrill but when the situation becomes objectively terrifying but they're still acting all goofy. they needed to change. >you just fucking saw some intestines in a cave full of actual aliens and human remains. after running a gauntlet of creepy shit you can't explain.>"OMG DUDE BRO LOOK AT THAT DUDE. WHOA LIKE WOW. ok I'm bored time to leave I guess."fuck off
New slopkino dropped>>221135094Exactly like Men went because it was aggressively British already
>>221165132Wrong file they had similar names
>>221165093It probably bothered me too at the time but it's been so long I've forgotten. As long as they're not reciting their lines like the libbity bibbity guy though I sometimes don't notice things like that.
>>221161243I Come In Peace/Dark AngelDrive Angrymaybe Don't Kill It.
>>221161243Here for BloodSisuSisu: Road to RevengeWar Machine
Another thread, another fixnvke.
>>221158317i have a super rare steelbook with her likeness on it cant even find a copy on ebay anymore, they were going for like 400
>>221158317Leone's such a scumbag
Spring and Summer drag so much. The oppressive heat and humidity definitely makes it worse. I can't wait for the Fall & Winter to come.
Someone bake a real successor.
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