>what keys dude?
The Jim Halpert of comedy.
>>221166903>Bro I'm just a young, 40 year old kid barely out of high school chasing girls, arguing with my dad, and trying to find my place in the world
>>221166903Is it just me or is he getting to be a lardass?
>>221166980his taco bell budget is unlimited now
>>221166980I would be Shane's feeder no homo.
Was planning to watch Tires today. Hope it's good
>>221166980He's contractually obligated to drink a case of Bud Light every day so no one thinks they're gay anymore
>>221167070It's nothing great, but it's enjoyable enough. Also low commitment, there's like 8-10 24 minute episodes in the 1st 2 seaons.
>hey guys, anyone down to go get some BBC?
Any of you gone and seen him live? I saw Matt once and Lemaire opened for him and it was alright.
>>221167078>hey straight white republican men!>we're so so so sorry for hiring a trans person to vaguely represent our company even though they were never featured in advertising!>so now every commercial will have Shane Gillis and Peyton Manning being straight white bros together!>please buy our beer
>>221167138I once sucked off Nick Mullen in a glory hole at a Chinese restaurant.
>>221167078>when I think masculine I think Shane Gillis
>>221167179Nick Mullen needs to tragically overdose already so Stav can make a billion dollars writing a movie about what a tortured misunderstood genius he was
>>221167179How did you know it was him? Was the dick wearing chain mail?
>>221167201Fuck Starvos
>>221167212I had to get on my stomach to reach his dick
>>221167078>>221167174Didn't Bud Light sponsor the UFC event at the White House?Sorry chuddies, Bud Light is yours now
>>221167212He called me Adam as soon as he came in my mouth, and his jizz tasted like Mt Dew Code Red.
>>221167174People successfully voted with their wallet and you're still seething about it years later :)
>>221167282Okay but Bud Light is back to being chud-coded again so nothing actually changed, lmfao
>>221167252Like it matters what do you drink, jizz infused white wine?
>>221167282when the left does it, it's gay ass cancel culture snitching bullshitbut when MUH SIDE does it, it's based voting with your wallet
>>221167328People who drink anything but reds should be sent to labor camps.
>>221167343The left doesn't cancel anything by boycotting it with their wallets. It's always some judeo HR horseshit where a handful of people do the cancelling.
>>221167343>when the left does itnever happened, they cancel via social media harrassment and worse
>>221167328>jizz infusedI thought that was Bud Light, proud sponsor of the UFC 250 event?
>>221167343Who are some individuals that conservatives have cancelled and ruined their lives because they said men can’t be women?
>>221167455Am I supposed to know who this is? Unless it’s the bud light brew master it’s completely irrelevant
>>221167303>Hey don't pull this shit again, or you'll see what happensYeah this is actually pretty based.Notice how Gillette has never done anything like that infamous commercial ever since?
>>221167553Yeah, they took the tranny semen out of the beer, so now it's safe for right-wingers to drink again, right?
>>221167528I don't think you need to be the Bud Light brew master to ask why right-wingers are so obsessed with tranniesIncidentally, why are right-wingers so obsessed with trannies?
>>221167577Again, you are very mad that a brand came back on their knees for white men. This is why you tried to lie about the Gillette sales being unaffected during that controversy LOL
>>221167009Don't remind him of taco bell, he had a very difficult time there and almost k*lled himself there (trigger warning: suicide)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bu19QJSUAmE&rco=1
>>221167634>Again, you are very mad that a brand came back on their knees for white men.You have a very active imagination! They came back on their knees to drink the tranny semen, right?Why are you guys so obsessed with trannies anyway?
>>221167599we don't like them and you keep shoving them into everything you can, it's pretty simple. if you want us to stop talking about them then stop giving us reasons to
>>221166903hes funny on podcasts but his standup is meh and his acting is even more meh, i think most comedians today are only podcast funny and shouldnt try to be on tv
>giving a fuck who corporations side with in a culture war that is meant to keep the working class as divided as possible
>>221167667you can clutch your pearls and cry about being offended all you want, just like I can think you're a pussy ass Karen bitch and probably jerk off to tranny porn
>>221167599No one is obsessed with trannies except leftists, idk why you guys keep shoving them everywhere and pander to them, it’s really weird
>>221167667>we don't like themAnd yet all you do is talk about them and jerk off to tranny porn and chase tranniesChud-to-tranny pipeline is real
>>221167719>>221167696>>221167650You should keep getting more specific about this, it's really helping the argument.
>>221167697>No one is obsessed with tranniesThen explain the chud-to-tranny pipeline
>worlds first trillionaire exists>people are mad about transexualsYou probably have more in common with a trans person than you do a billionaire.
>>221167729Leftist cope to project their tranny obsession onto others. Kind of like what you’re doing in this entire thread.
>>221167771>LeftistChuds aren't leftists, sillyPlease explain the chud-to-tranny pipeline
>>221167770Why are you obsessed with trannys?
>>221167785Leftist cope to project their tranny obsession onto others. Kind of like what you’re doing in this entire thread.
>>221166980Always has been. Also uncle Danny keeps bringing him grilled cheese sandwiches in the middle of the night.
>>221167343Keep seething AmandaYou people are so revolting that you destroyed leftism in the west for half a century just by pretending to exist. Trump could read the Talmud live on TV dressed only in gentile foreskins and most people would still rather vote for him than be seen in the same camp as you.
>>221167804>LeftistAgain, chuds aren't leftists, silly goosePlease explain the chud-to-tranny pipeline
>>221167729Just like Epstein invented /pol/ right? Isn’t a chud someone who thinks men can’t be women? Nobody really knows what it means so I guess you can call anything a pipeline. How do you explain the libtard to tranny pipeline?
is bud light(lite?) ~3.5% abv in america like it is in my country?might aswell be drinking fucking tap water
Can he be stopped, DAWGbros?
>>221167787Because I am obsessed with you, Anon-kun~ Mmmmmm, give me some sugar~
>>221166959He's literally meIt will happen to you too
>>221167819>You people are so revolting that you destroyed leftism in the west for half a centuryA leftist just got elected Mayor of New YorkIt's actually centrism that's been destroyed lol
>>221167252>Sorry chuddies, Bud Light is yours nowWe reject this parternity claim.
>>221167770I was told he’s not really a trillionaire by libtards so why should I be concerned?
>>221167822Leftist cope to project their tranny obsession onto others. Kind of like what you’re doing in this entire thread.
>>221167830Stop trying to change the subjectPlease explain the chud-to-tranny pipeline
>>221167855The Overton window exploded because people went insane over a black man being president.
>>221167855Centrism will never have a chance for as long as they're terrified of virulently opposing leftism in all its forms. In the west, centrist political movements are the equivalent of those Redditor Atheists that only single Christianity as their punching bag, but don't have the balls to go after Islam or Judaism.
>>221167885>LeftistChuds aren't leftists, sillyNow please explain the chud-to-tranny pipeline
>>221167840>tranny likes animePottery
>>221167887Define a chud so i can you stupid slut. You can’t even define a woman so I look forward to you telling me what some ass pull podcast word means.
>>221167906Leftist cope to project their tranny obsession onto others. Kind of like what you’re doing in this entire thread.
>>221167897>Centrism will never have a chance for as long as they're terrified of virulently opposing leftism in all its formsCentrists do more to stymie progressives than anyone else, don't be absurdIt's just not working anymore because now everyone can see through it
>>221167906DEFINE CHUD
>>221167933>Leftist
>>221167833It's the kind of beer you can drink all day and still head to work the next day.
>>221167963Concession accepted
>>221167943>Centrists do more to stymie progressives than anyone else, don't be absurdNever seen that happen in my 39 yrs of living.
>>221167988You didn't see the DNC form Centrist Voltron to stop Bernie Sanders?
>>221167988Nah, he’s right. Most people would be on board with the left if they would just be normal and stopped all the insane globohomo, open borders, tranny, black worship, etc., they’re constantly pushing.
>>221167967Busch Lite is the superior day drinker but I think you can only get on the Midwest. Bud Lite is rice beer.
>>221168051>Busch LiteI'm pretty sure it's sold everywhere. It was my father's choice down south.
why can't /pol/ faggots just stay in /pol/
>>221168136Why can’t you stay on reddit?
>>221168164>all YOU do is talk about /pol/! Not me!>all YOU do is talk about trannies! Not me!just go away you fucking tedious cunt
>>221168187This whole thread was derailed by you spamming about trannies and now you’re crying about /pol/ lolYou have to go back
Thomas Hayden Church deserves better for fuck sake
fuck is going on in here
>>221168187Are we just supposed to ignore the fact that you think men can’t cut their dicks off and be woman when you come start arguments? It’s not something that can be just swept under the rug and it will eventually devolve into the lowest common denominator of arguments so either pull your head out of your ass or expect it to be brought up. Bud Light was paying trannies to endorse their product so it’s not like it just came out of nowhere.
>>221168333there you go writing paragraphs about trannies again
>>221166903Tires is funny, one of the few funny comedies on tv these days, i cant think of anything else much better on at the moment anyway at least thats not redditfag leftiefag woketrash i for one am glad chud comedy where you can say fag and retard and punch down is making a comeback
>>221168359I’ll keep it short then, what is a woman?
>>221168374I don't give a fuck. I don't have any friends, family, or coworkers that are trannies. I occasionally will see one as the supermarket and go "hey look, a trans person". with the same attitude as if I saw a midget or someone with only one arm
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>>221168393Every leftist says this then cries when you say trannies shouldn’t use the girls room or play in women’s sports or something lol
>>221168393You don’t give a fuck what a woman is? What common knowledge will you not give a fuck about next? War is peace? Weakness is strength? If you can be mind fucked onto not caring about something so fundamental then your opinions are completely irrelevant and you need to shut the fuck up and consider a lobotomy.
>>221168451>>221168458lol I've literally never heard of a trans person molesting a kid because they used the women's bathroom if it ever happened a single time in the past 10+ years I would have heard because you retards would insert it into every single conversation
>>221168458You’re talking to someone who thought Joe Biden didn’t have dementia until 2024 or that the Epstein files were a conspiracy theory until Trump became president. Good goys like him just think what they’re told.
>>221166980old news he been on 'zempic
>>221166903This was one of the worst shows ive ever seen. Just shockingly unfunny
So it's a official, this is the pride month thread
>>221168560chuddies aren't smart enough to understand the idea of someone fed up with faggot identitypolitics infiltrating every aspect of society no, if I find you whining and complaining that you have the best identitypolitics of all, then clearly I must be hardcore subscribed to the other identitypolitics. You being obsessed with it clearly means everyone else in world must be as obsessed as you
>>221168558So you do give a fuck about trannies lol
>>221168638there is literally nothing more cucked than being an identitypolitics fanatic in 2026. It doesn't matter if you're team Kamala or team Trump, the Jews who run the world want you sorted neatly into one of their two little boxes and you're happy to play your role in the gayest culture war in history
>>221168612No, you’re not fed up with faggot identity politics, you’re fed up with people who have the opposite of yours. Now go on and keep pretending like you don’t care about trannies while you’ve been spamming about them for hours
>>221168774>I hate identitypolitics>No you don't, you love identitypolitics even more than I do, you just pretend to hate identitypolitics okay sweetie whatever you need to tell yourself
>>221168809Why do you post this girl pre surgery when she no longer looks like this?
>>221168809>I hate identity politics, that’s why I spend hours participating in identity politicsYou’re not fooling anyone
>you know what i'm talking about, don't lie
>>221168882I'm not screeching about tranny rights or orange man bad, I am simply calling (You) a massive faggot for being so obsessed with identitypolitics
>>221168934No, you’ve been spamming about trannies for 2 hours because you got mad when someone made a joke about budlight and now you’re trying to pretend like you’re above it all
