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ITT: Quotable lines from /tv/ that can be used in everyday conversation
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This is Katana. She's got my back. She can cut all of you in half with one sword stroke, just like mowing the lawn. I would advise not getting killed by her. Her sword traps the souls of its victims.
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>FOR YOU
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I fuckin' hate you assholes so much I want to have an interesting thread and you fuckers just say the same four or five stupid things all the time
say something new for once maybe you won't immediately fucking die
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>>221240366
But we have been repeating things for years and became every good at it.
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>These are dangerous times...
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>>221240231
And what of good Solonius?
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>>221240366
most of the board is brown goblins that havent even seen a lot of movies/tv and just post forced memes or inantity.
if you join the sketch io whatever threads you can see them fail to get basic shit
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>>221240231
>I'LL SUCK YOUR DICK!
>I'LL EAT YOUR SHIT!
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>>221240231
I go to Hong Kong. Far from Dent's jurisdiction, and the Chinese will not extradite one of their own.
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>>221241181
Err he doesn’t say this ..
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>>221240231
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>>221240231
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRw45h7MLeY
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>>221240231
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>>221240231
"is never too late,subotai!"
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>>221240366
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>>221241950
>That bitch Ross comes up on me and I'm like
>Bitch, how is my family, speak quickly now
>And he starts jabbering and shit
>unforgivable
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>>221241051
post a good indian or latinx movie quote, mister worldwide.
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>>221242090
he looks like CIA
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I learned "it makes me no nevermind" from Riddick and use it constantly
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>>221242108
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8hf1VLtb24
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>Your ancestors are niggers. Your grandmother fucked a nigger and had a half nigger baby.
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>I wouldn't say a single word to them. I would listen to what they have to say. And that's what no one did
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>Little NIGGER. I hate you black bastards. You stink!
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Here's the deal, Jessica Biel.
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>white trash cornpone country pussy
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> Ignorance is a sin. EAST GERMANY MUST BE DESTROYED.
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S E R E N I T Y!
do I need a pic?
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>>221242288
I HATE THE BACK OF FOREST WHITTAKER'S NECK
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>>221242288
>I hate the back of Forest Whitaker’s NECK… AAH!
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>you look ronery.
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>>221242414
> I am Anon. also known as Sneed n Feed.
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>>221240231
I drank the vodka
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It's all Obi-Wans fault!
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>>221242433
>I have 2 mommies.
i am cis-het btw.
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>>221242391
what was the name of this edgy mahou show
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>>221242461
Spec Ops Asuka.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aogeok0UXVE
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>>221242513
>7 years ago
damn, remember when it was one of the stand out season shows even if for shitposting reasons
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>>221242457
> Don't think. Imasine.
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>>221242567
I still love Emelia.
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> Cracker mastermind, welcum to the house of pain!
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>>221242620
> I don't understand, Anon.
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I'll be back - the terminator
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>>221242090
It's seriously amazing how Disney was able to keep the 'Mickey Mouse' line out of TV and film, considering how common it was in real life for so long.
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>>221242638
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQ-THwzFgD0

>WATASHI RORI CON!!!
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>I'm gonna blast your shit hole
It sounds more romantic in french
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i think it moved
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>>221242709
> https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x8gq3d9

>can you point out the sexual harassment?
> thank you!
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>>221242826
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqF8S0ukufw

>Chin chin means penis!
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>>221242857
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6TKe9komA0
> onee -san, imma gonna eat you!
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>ideas only work if they let you subjugate others

very brown thinking
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it's true thoughbert >>>/his/
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> i like money grubbers like you too!
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witnessed
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WITNESSED
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Did you know that using movie and TV lines a lot in regular conversation is a symptom of autism?
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>>221244729
And my axe
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>>221244444
based quintus van damme
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>>221244444
very nice
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>>221244729
You know remember when is the lowest form of conversation
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>>221240366
...for you
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>>221240366
you must be new here
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>>221242233
>>221242288
>>221242355
>>221244444
Checked
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>>221240366
Hey pal, you just blowing from stupid town?
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>>221244729
which movie are you quoting?
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>Bitch get at me if that ass is like Jessica Biel's
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>>221240474
I know this guy from NYPD blue and the nic cage angel movie. Fucking awesome.
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>>221242146
He doesnt say that and does that even make sense?
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>>221244729
It's even worse when the lines are misquoted.
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>ALL FUCKING NIGGERS MUST FUCKING HANG
- Animal Mother
Full metal jacket 1987
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>>221247391
Haven't heard the new songs but I like the lyric of having seen fight like like 27 times.
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>>221240231
>Its just good business
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Chaos is a ladder
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>NO SOUP FOR YOU
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>>221244444
trips of truth
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>>221242021
Samurai Resurrection, fucking awesome movie.

You have to get hold of the international version though, the "American" version has about 40 minutes cut from it and changes some of the dialogue around in order not to offend Christians. It fucking sucks.
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>>221243439
>Just because I'm being subjugated doesn't make me inferior.

Very white thinking.
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>>221240366
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>>221242074
no such thing exists
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>Once again the Gods spread the cheeks to ram cock in fucking ass
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>>221240231
Had to get it on
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>>221244444
Impressive, very nice
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>>221240231
I fucked Ted
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>>221240366
>fuckin'
Retard, stopped reading
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>>221242022
fag
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>>221240366
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>>221241051
>most of the board is American
all ya had to say
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THE WORLD IS A MESS TONY, OK.
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>>221240366
Say that to my face fucker and not online and see what happens. I'm a big guy
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>>221244444
>he said calmly
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>>221240366
Look who it is, old coyotes r us!
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>>221254081
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>>221244444
I'm starting to think Goggins was a major reason the ending of the Shield worked so well.
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I WARNED YOU I DONT WANT SPEGETTI AGAIN
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>>221254460
Based batou.
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>>221240268
Correct.
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>>221240231
>Fuck you
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>>221244682
interesting he didn't mention Hitler or the Nazis.
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>>221242536
still waiting for season 2
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>>221240231
SNEED
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>>221250210
You got me with 'please switch to disc 2'. updoot
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