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DunkCHADS stay winning
ok that kiss got me bricked
Impressed by the voice training on that troon
This kiss scene is funnier than every comedic scene in the entire franchise combined.
Holy shit this sucks
cant stand this troon shit fr brehs
>>221284452Are you seriously questioning this? About a Targ?
tranny can't act for shit
Well the leaks are real now...
why does the tranny asian and tranny tranny deserve multiple scenes in season opener
>>221284464is it MtF or FtM?
tom, ewan and harry carrying as usual... this show would be garbage without them
Bipolar woman moment
Holy shit this rules
>the facepalmlmao
>>221284439HOTD is certified dog shit that tries too hard
there had better be a dragon fight coming in the next 28 minutes…
Woman moment
I dont know if its the writing, the directing, or if hes simply miscast but Fabian Frankel is just awful in hotdI know hes not just a bad actor because he was good on Task
I don't wanna watch HOTD, somebody give me a QRD
>>221284482if nignog kills the tranny with the piece of shipwood it pretty much confirms all the leaks
>>221284439>RHAENYRA CAN YOU PLEASE START THE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
Alys Rivers is so hot fuck
>I may have the feeble body of a woman but I have the spirit of a king
>>221284508wasnt that on the next episode?
>>221284482which leaks, the pipes are fine
first for jace (rip) :(
Another filler season See you all in 2028 im out
i want euron back so bad
NOT THE HETERONORMATIVE DRAGONS
He comes....
nooo, another twink bites the dust
>token himbo actor in troublethat's how you know he's fine
>>221284522Jace already got SCORPION'D so leaks confirmed.
>>221284459For now until they ruin it with Targshit
>it’s the bitchfist
my favorite scene so far was when seasnake looked at the camera and screamed>WE ARE SLAVES NO LONGER!! and rebelled
>>221284439How close is High Tide to King's Landing?
>
>incompetent fucking jeet
This is awesome boat kino. Better than anything in Game of Thrones
>>221284553right
I dropped HotD right after the episode where The Queen kisses her husband's whore.It wasn't even a woke or whatever thing. It was a combination of the show already going downhill fast, the whore having some of the WORST fucking acting I've ever witnessed on a television screen, and the kiss being completely unearned and meaningless.I still should probably give Dunk a try though.
I was for the Blacks before but if the Greens are offering mother/son incest I'm switching sides. Much purer and more natural than uncle/niece.
>To help!oh no
OH NO KWEEN ABOUT TO FUCK EVERYTHING UP LIKE IN THE LEAKS
>>221284591look what they need to mimic a fraction of his power
>its a character is written to be seen as super cool and badass because of the actor's irl identity but it doesn't work because said actor can't act for shit episode
Goodbye Prince Jacaerys
Never trust a tranny
Black women > Troon in the intersectional hierarchy, simple as
>lannister makes the correct calls>gets fucking betrayedA classic
honestly the bvc ship would crush the flimsy tranny ship
>>221284619what leaks in particular?
>>221284622Horatio Hornblower is beyond based and required shipfag watching
Lord Corlys is based
>>221284653it wouldnt even have to fight back because the freeboard advantage but for some reason they made a galley with no freeboard
Did that tranny just casually kill the lannister guy just like that ?
That northern guy sounded like he had a speech impediment
if you watch this shit youre a retard
I HATE RHAENA>I HATE RHAENA I HATE RHAENA>I HATE RHAENA I HATE RHAENA>I HATE RHAENA
>>221284673fellow man of culture
Ngl Jace is pretty cringe
>Corlys taking the helm back from his H1B hireKek based
>>221284719why
>>221284664
Holy shit this show is trash.
>troon v jewBLUE ON BLUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!BLUE ON BLUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rip Jace, what a character. Who would forget his cool character traits likeOr his iconic lines such as Or his riveting character arc when he
lions don't swim so good kek
>>221284728Which one? So far they have 1 good show that they'll inevitably ruin
BWC Sissy hypno fight
>>221284728Yeah this is unwatchable
>Lord Corlys: DILATE, BITCH!
>>221284608>I still should probably give Dunk a try though.You will thank yourself for it.
>quoting Elizabeth I word for wordcmon now
>>221284737hes not dead, he is the bronn of this show for female fans
So when they need a manly tought woman they just cast a tranny
>>221284737He was a bastid, and not only a bastid - a usurper's bastid as well.
TRANNY DOWN I REPEAT TRANNY DOWNLEAKS ARE REAL
>Here's one wound you can't dilate!What did the show mean by this?
They made the tranny super OP just for ragebait
>they cant finish off a crippled dragon when it was established ship mounted siege weapons firing sidwinders exist
>>221284773Tranny just got post-opd
ACK-
jace... n-no...
HAHA YES! YES YES !!!!!!!!DIE GAYBOY!!!BEST EPISODE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>221284737>>221284763based, death to all bastards
RIP SWEET PRINCE
>>221284726>More dagger prophecy bs.7 hells. Why do the fucks resort to the worst concluded storyline of the original show as the throughline for this shit?
a strong end for jace
Honestly the original shako lore is funnier
>>221284795Wasn't so strong after all
>sad music like I give a shit
And so dies the only decent black character
Why is hotd SO bad? Who watches this shit?
Tranny dead count: 1Toke himbo dead count: 1
someone post the leaks please
>>221284546!on ,on ,oN
>>221284826Friendly fire count: 2000
I'm glad Jace locked Rhaenyra up in her room and went out to fight despite her orders so she can in no way be blamed or take any accountability for his death. Truly the queen who did nothing and will never do anything wrong.
Nettles died for this
>>221284802Read the section for episode 1. Now compare it to the episode that just aired.
Well that was the highlight of the season
Rhaenyra is so incompetent I can't see why anyone would like her
>>221284726Well that was a pile of shit, leaks were 100% right kekNext episode is even worse.
>>221284860It's all downhill from here
>troon doing push ups on setcringe
>>221284848Men are at fault chuddy
>>221284726>Just as hope fades,Rhaenya and the Dragonseeds descend from the sky, incinerating the Triarchy fleet.Yeah, shan’t be watching this garbage shitshow. I’ll read the leaks/spoilers here and enjoy shitposting until dunk is back on.
great episode! every episode should be battles with dragons. that was the best episode of the entire show. its all downhill from here this season.
>>221284864The only good thing about Rhaenyra is that her eggs managed to produce 1 son out of 5 that wasn't a complete retard and he did a decent job managing the kingdom for a while as Hand/King.
HAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED TROONREST IN SHIT
Was Helaena in this
Well, that was fucking retarded.
>Alicent gives Aemond mommy issues>She then uses them to manipulate him so he can go fucking dieWhat the FUCK were they thinkingHow can I possibly like a character like this.
>>221284507read the leaks
I WON THE POPULAR VOTEIT WAS MY TURN
>>221284726wait thats what happened i barely paid attention? so the blockade is lifted now but neither fleet survived? and the dragons did nothing, one was perma crippled and the other one was trying to help, but then when the other dragon died the other dragon just fucked off, i thought sea snake had the best navy but he lost 1v1 to the traders?
>>221284917Most woman don't like having sons. Especially when they are incel tier.
>>221284699literally snatching defeat from the jaws of victorythat bug eyed bitch is a millstone around the black's necks
Watching the behind the scenes, I'm loving that they did so much practical effects
>>221284917Its hilarious that they unintentionally managed to make Show Alicent even more evil than Book Alicent, while trying to do the opposite.
Can a bookfag please explain this battle. It seemed like the Blacks had an overwhelming advantage yet they kept getting presented as an underdog requiring all sort of daring maneuvers like Corlys navigating the narrow pass or Rhaena coming in with a third dragon. Isn't two dragons to zero an instant gg?
is corlys really dead i mustve missed it, one leak said he and alyn would be captured by the troon
Strong first episode. Hope this momentum continues.
>>221284917They wrote Alicent and Rhaenyra as star crossed lovers so they have to twist the entire story around them somehow not hating each other's guts by the end for the big gay happy ending and Alicent hating her sons is the consequence of that.
>Randomly show up to the gullet>Chimp the fuck out>Cause Jace to be a retard and get Vermax hit AGAIN>Refuse to elaborate >LeaveSheepsteeler honestly kind of based
>>221284933It wasn't 1v1, they outnumbered him 3 to 1
>>22128472690% of that didn't happen.
Sheepstealer was kind of a tank but Raena get your dragon under control girl
>>221284917he got mommy issues from what i dont get it, he was a strong independent man who didnt care for the wailing of women but now hes listening to his mommy because "hes scared of rhaenyra"?why isnt he capable of thinking out the right play himself like previously, why is he retarded now it makes no sense?
>>221284933>i thought sea snake had the best navy but he lost 1v1 to the traders?the triarchy had triple the numbers and they fought them for years so they're pretty experienced
>>221284975Lol, retard?
>>221284870Is there more anon?And yes that's pretty whack, House of Grills meh.
>>221284948She marries a Hightower and has 6 kids with him too, she was a green plant the whole time
>>221284988Sheepstealer is a proponent of TOTAL DRAGON DEATH
>>221284933>wait thats what happened i barely paid attention?No.
>>221284975I thought the episoded ended with one Strong last
>>221284990off screen the dragon that was running destroyed the triarchy fleet tho, it says in the leak
>>221284792Only good part of the episode, would have been better if a negro didn't do it, but you take what you can get I suppose.
is it up yet?
The battle was kinda shitty looking on my iPhone on a streaming site not gonna lie, what a waste of money
>>221284967If you want honesty the writing is horrible and I'm not talking about the show, like you said the blacks would crush the greens but he had to kill all dragons.
Real fucking ships built on gimbals. Holy fuck
>>221284995>he was a strong independent man who didnt care for the wailing of womenAnon please, it's obviously a tough persona, show Aemond didn't even want to kill Luke>why isnt he capable of thinking out the right play himselfI think that makes sense, Rahenyra has like 6 dragons, he has 1, the king disappeared, its a disaster, there is NO right move, I would panic too
So is that easy to kill dragon? LMaaao"The nuclear weapons of Westeros" pfhahahaah
Honestly how do the dragons even hear any of the commands... and how do they know who is who
>>221284967Well, the Triarchy did lose the battle and it eventually caused the Triarchy to destroy itself eventually, but they hadn't attacked Dragonstone but Driftmark/High Tide and sacked it before Corlys' fleet came to try and stop them alongside Jace on Vermax, Hugh on Vermithor, Ulf on Silverwing, Addam on Seasmoke and Nettles on Sheepstealer. As the battle happened in Driftmark, where Corlys' fleet wasn't present, it's why they suffered lots of losses
>>221284995Because the series is deviating more and more from the books so they can have more Rhaenyra and Alicent.
>>221285004Whole season
>>221285037Should have just conquered Essos with vhagar
>>221285037a single angry troon can kill a dragon surely he can think of something similar, especially when he was the mastermind of war up until now when he needs his mommy because hes retarded now all of a sudden even though he has everything he wanted.
KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO
Sorry but that was based. Anyone that says it wasn't is out of touch or some #nochanges booktard
>>221285049evidently they don't
Filler episode
>>221285074
>>221284995Show is shit but Aemonds mommy issues isn't out of nowhere. Even back in the first season we saw he grew more attached to Alicent because Aegon and the rest of the bastards bullied him and she was ready to gouge a bastards eye out when they took one of Aemonds. We even see his obvious stand in for Alicent relationship with an older whore that cuddles him and he vents to about his problems.
God I hope we get to see Alicent banging Aemond
>>221285079>surely he can think of something similarAnon that was the planHe sent to hire the tranny, which everyone was against, and was indeed the correct move.But he is only one man, and Vaghar can die if he walks into an ambushNo matter how good you are, sometimes you just have a shit hand.
This show is bad. Very evident why Martin distanced himself from it, and shat on it.
its all downhill from here, next 5 eps will be rhaenyra bitching and whining and tribbing with mysaria and alicent
i humbly ask for the kiss clip
>>221285074>>221285107Thanks.
Did they just want to skimp on budget and not have Vermithor and Silverwing also wrecking shit? Also did I miss it or was there no mention of Viserys getting taking captive?
>>221284439Gwaynebros we stay winning
>90% budget spent in the first episodeblew their load earlyguess the rest of the season is gonna be meandering slop now yeah?
can someone please explain the geography of the smaller passage, like where the fuck is that canyon supposed to be?
Battle was good and that's the only thing I care about HotD getting right for the rest of the series. The story and characters are shit, no reason to get angry about it as there's 0 chance it gets better.
uh
>>221284782I thought Dany's dragons weren't fully grown?
>>221285074>>221285107>Rhaenyra actually doing anything. Nice try pal I know fake leaks when I see them.
>>221284726Half of this shit didnt happen you retards.
i skip battle scenes. If you’ve seen one; you’ve seen them all. I think all combat should be offscreen
Team Black: shitTeam Green: shitTeam Sheepstealer: based
>>221285132nigga this was a solid episode, half of it is pure action and great production values.fucking great episode.
>>221285158Stop raping, ser!
>>221285191Then wtf do you watch? Women talking?
>>221284967it's the same in the books, the blacks always have overwhelming advantages but are presented like underdogs
>>221285192Team ulf
So who won that battle? What's the count? 1 tranny vs a dragon and lord coryls?
> Until Sheepstealer started burning the allied fleet and turning on Moondancer & Vermax.wait thats what happened? still very retarded that you lose a naval battle with medieval AH-64's
>>221285107>Book Hugh betrays Rhaenyra because of a prophecy about the hammer smashing the dragon>Show tries to justify it by having his wife randomly thereGAY
>>221285107>Tyland spends the entire season floating across the seafucking kek
Did Seasnake die or just get thrown overboard?
>>221285161somewhere away from the battle. locate Hightide here in the center and look to the southewest somewhere.
>>221285222tiktok brain
>D'Arcy talking about Rhaenyra not being respected by everyone because she's a woman and if she were a man everyone would be fine Yawn
>>221285161Yea i was so confused by all of that shit
>>221285174They weren’t, but Rhaegal and Viserion was also gimped in growth by being locked under the pyramids in Mereen.
I appreciate that they showed Alicent shedding a tear after she thought she was sending off Aemond to be executed. Even thought she's sacrificing her sons to get off scot free for starting a war she helped start at least she feels kinda bad about it.
>>221285232The sea lion
>>221285232It gets worse, Rhae Rhae will blame Rhaena for the Gullet so she has to go to Daemon like Nettles does in the book.
>>221285209Team black is Mary sue in every way and team green are the ultimate underdogs. George fucked up bad of his goal was the reverse. That’s why I like the greens and hate the blacks, always root for underdog
>>221285240im 32 and never used tiktok or instatok or twittok, it was just shit directing
>crew poofters all drooling over jacemust be dangerous on set with all these creepy alphabet perverts if youre a twink
>>221285277No it was pretty clear what was happening.
>>221285222They win the battle though, they just lose a dragon.
How did Aegon the Conqueror take 6/8 kingdoms with just 3 dragons when a simple harpoon launcher can oneshot a dragon? Seriously, for many years while reading the books I imagined dragons in ASOIAF had some adamantium-like skin or some shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKhmFu989j4
Requesting a streaming link please
>>221285074>>221285107>muh visions and aegon's dream>Allicent as an advisor>chud men implement the disaster tax policy>dyke shit>dramatic betrayal due to muh wife dying in front of me instead of just being power hungryit's so bad it's almost impressiveat least they gave us chad Cannibal burning a nig for a scene though
>>221285288There's a difference between Jace's pipsqueak dragon and Balerion and Vaghar
>>221284737he's cute, he doesn't have to do anything else
>>221285252That whole angle doesn't even make sense to me because if these misogynistic lords don't respect Rhaenyra as a ruler, Aegon is right fucking there! Did the writers forget that they chose her over a man to follow and lead them? Why the fuck would they be misogynistic now and not before they sided with her?
>One of 2 likeable black side characters is fucking deadNow that the black council scenes have gotten even worse what
>>221285272Well it kind of is her fault, Sheepstealer was chilling until she riled him up. I do wonder if we are going to get to Rhaenyra think her and Daemon are fucking after this.
>>221285288bro, Jace and his wife's dragon are small. Aegon The Conquerer had 3 ~100 year old dragons. those old dragons have hard scales you can't hurt with ballistae. you can only target their eyes.
F.
>>221285268>>221285232kek
>>221285283didnt look like it, theres ppl also confused about the narrow pass fight.like why did corlys just fuck off from the battle line where he's needed, to chase a ship, but then endup on the run having to navigate some pass, and the ship he was supposed to be chasing him is behind him now, and now hes running?like wtf happened there
>>221285339But Baela and Rhaena are alive
>>221285132meanwhile GRRM is praising the casting for the Harrenhal play that has 50% of the cast, including the Starks, played by blacksfat boomer never learns his lesson
>>221285272So they changed the original?
>>221285349he's free from the embarrassments to come
>>221285332Kek true
>>221285288You do realise the reason he didn’t take one of those kingdoms was because Meraxes got one shot by a scorpion, right?
>>221285144
Do they show any tits this episode? Dying to see Emma’s milkers.
>>221284737He was fine in season 1.
Holy shit, they took a massive dump of poop on the Sheepstealer plot, holy shit, we really need more "unnecessary" drama between people on the same side? GRRM was right, beware of the butterflies.
>>221285358He literally fucking said whyBecause he know the bitchfist would chase him and leave the rest of her fleet without a leader in disarrayAnd he clearly knew the passageway and expected her to get stuck in itThey were outnumbered 3:1 and would have lost straight up
>>221285358Corlys said that the FtM wanted him so he wanted to remove her from the fight be drawing her away to get stuck so her fleet becomes without a commander to fall apart since Corlys can't take on an organized fleet since it is triple their numbers.
>>221285277she says out loud “no sheepstealer that’s not the enemy” after roasting a ship. and it’s captioned because it’s in valyrian
>>221285339But anon we still have our dragon queen rhaenyra who doesn't take shit from men the beautiful mysaria who loves the smallfolk daemon the rogue prince and malewife rhaena and her strong plot of taming sheepstealer who cares about a little dead white boy
>>221285368She took Nettle's place in the show.
>the heir apparent >one dragon >legendary naval commanderTotal Black fag loss in exchange for pirate meme fleet
when will grrm drop his blogpost shitting on the episode
>>221285386I genuinely, unironically, went from liking Alicent, to disliking her in the last episode of season 2.But now? Now I vehemently fucking hate her and believe she deserves the worst of tortures.How can you fucking sexually manipulate your son to kill him, what the FUCKSHE started the war
>>221285358Nigga are you retarded? He literally spells it all out for you, Troon captain is specifically there for him so he runs knowing it will chase. Did you even watch the fucking episode? This shit was directed entirely for you retards with five second attention spans and you still miss it?
>>221285428To be fair, he did give her the ick.
I want to plap Alicent’s flabby body
>>221285421My bad I meant they changed the original plan for the show? Leaker said they removed the dragonseeds and used sheepstealer?
Damn, I wanna start a pirate campaign in total war now.
>>221285386thank you very muchshe is stuck with men she doesn't find attractive yet she has to please them because she's a woman. SAD!
>>221285428>fucking sexually manipulate your son to kill himIts pretty hot to be fair. I wish my mom did this.
>>221285422Corlys isn’t dead
glad the troon is dead
>>221285389lollmao
>>221285444Rhaenyra removed the dragonseeds from the gullet yeah, and sent them to harrenhal to ambush vhagar and aemond who are supposed to go there to meet up with criston
>>221285428If your mom looked like Alicent and she looked at you like that you wouldn’t be complaining. You’re just jealous.
>>221285431anon you are wasting your time. haters gonna hate.
>>221285389Half a second shot of some woman running away after one of Ser Criston's men raped her
>>221285446>Not part of the lustriabowl anymoreI can't play anymore, I want to raid the jungle temples not fucking china
>>221285349Absolute PEAK CGI here by the way, totally didn't elicit a laugh from everyone I was watching with including the women after they did a retarded gasp and felt even worse for the dragon. If you don't think this show is season 7/8 GoT tier you have severe cognitive dissonance and you need your head examined.
>>221285386they're so fucking retarded
>>221285349:(now the show is twinkless, literally unwatchable daeron looks like an alien
>>221285444In the book it’s Jace/the bitch who’s name I always forget/Hugh/Ulf attacking the fleet, Jace gets got for flying too low. They added Sheepstealer chimping out for some reason.
>>221285451They are clearly setting up his son to fill his spot, he’ll probably give a tearful goodbye next episode
>>221285472>one of Ser Criston's men raped herWasn't it one of the Kingsguard?
>>221285440ThisShe didn't feel bad she was sending her own son do his death, she felt bad she had to touch an incelGreat and realistic writing
>>221285440>My son, a descendent from a family with a long history of incest and is expected of then... is into incest?
>>221285469Man I have issues with the show too, but retarded niggas like this guy are why it’s in the state it’s in and he’s still to dumb to follow if.
>dragon kill fakeout only to do it for realWhy…
>>221285463>>221285488I that explain the first leakThank you
>>221285488>They added Sheepstealer chimping out for some reasonRhaenyra needs to be mad at rhaenettles for reasons other than being jealous and racist because that’s a bad look
>>221285446why not bannerlord war sails? it has ships now
>>221285389ONE tit and if you blinked you missed it and it was some literal who.
>>221285431>>221285411>2 seconds of ADR>"heh, this is genius directing"You're trans.>>221285408That also leaves the seasnake fleet without a commander, but only the triarchy get paralyzed with incompetence and every captain forgets what to do in a battle lol. Nevermind how retarded the battle is in the first place since a corsair ship couldn't even touch a galleass if it had a realistic freeboard.
>>221285497>tall>prince>richfakecel
>>221285349RIP
>>221285483rip twinkstaoobas too, esp. when they grow into unappealing men.
>>221285491Isn't he the leader of the kingsguard?
>>221285528Traitors bastid…
GREE MAN CHADS WHERE WE AT?
>>221285012kekyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyPOW
Why is Daemon letting himself get bitched by a fish who hasn't even hit puberty yet?
>“thousands died. yet none of these losses were felt so deeply as that of jacaerys velaryon, prince of dragonstone and heir to the iron throne.”
>>221285483we're missing an entire twink right now who should be incredibly important to the story
>>221285528He was so hot I’m done watching the show now
>>221285474The passage to Lustria is right there at least so you can sail over. Think of it as a handicap to add extra challenge to Lustriabowl since it takes a few turns
>>221285550Why do green men have horns? Are they cucks?
>>221285550Literally me bros
Is Aemond really going to follow his cunt mother's "advice" and go to Harrenhal and end up meeting Daemon right now? Maybe I don't remember correctly but shouldn't the Battle over God's Eye take place a lot later?
>Another loss for the blacks>Not Nyra's fault againThis is turning ridiculous.
>>221285568actually, we're missing TWO entire twinks
>>221285522>but only the triarchy get paralyzed with incompetence and every captain forgets what to do in a battle loltrue enough. but his plan was to go back to the battle after leaving her stuck.>Nevermind how retarded the battle is in the first place since a corsair ship couldn't even touch a galleass if it had a realistic freeboard.elaborate. as far as i know, retrofitting trade ships to be fighting ships was done pretty regularly a thousand years ago.
>>221285568True when does trystane trufyre show up
>>221285550I didn't get this part?
I want a prequel series of Robert’s Rebellion from Ser Alliser Thorne’s perspective
>>221284893>that was the best episode of the entire show. its all downhill from here this season.that was the best game of thrones episode of anything ever, hell it was one of the best episodes of television ever. but it wouldnt be that good without the context, good or bad, provided by having watched the rest of the series. also reading the books, although ive only read ASOIAF and have not read the dunk and egg stuff or house of the dragon books.
>>221285577No, he is going to land in an empty harrenhal like in the book.
>>221285511First leak is probably from a first draft of the scripts, Jace getting scorpiond, rhaenettles, the dragonseeds at harrenhal, alyin killing the tranny all happened but they changed it to have rhaenyra get locked in the room and they never showed little aegon and viserys and they obviously changed tyland capturing corlys and alyn plus other stuff in there
>>221285550They are hamfisting occult bullshit when not necessary, there's no point to show so much about prophecy and green man in the middle of the war, let Knight of the Seven Kingdoms deal with the magic part of the world.
>>221285586I think they brought Alis Rivers or something, isle of faces voodoo shit, all very mysterious anon.
>>221285522Nigga I literally said the direction is shit and it’s shit because it’s directed at your TikTok addled brain that can’t pay attention for more than five seconds, but you somehow still miss it.
alright great first episode and thank god the trans pirate diedalso it is physically painful for me to watch dragons die that last scene was brutal
Im kind of sympathetic if only because its basically impossible to make big sea battles look good. Water, especially big bodies of water, is just one of those things CGI still isnt good at.The CGI fire and blood was distractingly bad though
Nice setup for the corlys animated show episode about him getting the ibbish wine
>>221285522>Character: here’s why we’re doing this>wtf why did they do this>terrible directing85 IQ max
Maybe it's because the last season ended 2 fucking years ago and the recap did little to refresh my memory, but this episode was a confusing mess. What the fuck was going on. At least the tranny admiral got murked by the bald nigger bastard.
>>221285386
>>221285528>>221285349ARROW'D!
>>221285612Most of that was practical effects though
>You ask that? You, who killed your mother to come into the world? You are an ill-made, spiteful little dragonspawn full of envy, madness, and low honor. My promise to Lyanna lets you pretend to be my bastard and display my colors since I cannot undo that promise. And to teach me humility, the gods have condemned me to watch the mad king's grandson waddle about wearing that proud wolf that was my brother's sigil and my father's before him. But neither gods nor men will ever compel me to let you turn Winterfell into another wildling village. Go, now. Speak no more of your rights to Winterfell. Go. Oh, one more thing. The next wildling I catch in your bed I'll hang.
>>221285577No, Daemon won’t be there. They won’t kill off two of the characters people care the most about until the last season.
unironically one of the best battles in GOT history and honestly despite all the bullshit from this show its all worth it for the battles and the dragons
>>221285586they were at the Isle Of Faces waiting for Aemond next to Harrenhal to ambush him and that was a Green Man.
WAIT, THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE DAERON?!HE LOOKS FUCKING OLDER THAN BOTH AEGON AND AEMOND!
daerons blonde bumfluff blessed twink booty will save this shitshow
>>221285637Yeah they sniped Jace in real life that’s why he looked so surprised
>>221285578HMMM SWEETY! queen rhae rhae is never at fault if that stupid white boy wasn't so misogynistic he would still be alive why did he betray his MOTHER. period. slaynyra knows everything she is better than that old fascist racist misogynist jaehaerys if men believed her the war wouldn't even had happened okay
>>221285608Same. I was stressed during the final scenes.
>>221285386LMAO you can see her vomiting in her mouth
>bastard blood shed at war
>>221285389Forget it
>>221285655no thats not daeron there was a redhead guy in the back that is daeron hes younger
The shirtless Ramsay pasta about Dan and Dabid, but it's Hess and Condall discussing how they willl make Aemond smooch his mom
>>221285647Have we ever seen one of these guys before? I know Bran met the children of the forest or whatever.
>>221285655Retard.
>>221285584just look at the galleass designs and compare it to an actual medieval galleass>>221285606>>221285622>directing is shit as per usual, here's how it isn't: <tiktok tiktok something tiktok>lol
>>221285597You sicken me. Honestly.
>>221285386Aemond forgot his mother isn't a Targaryen kek.
>>221285660Period.Literally, menstruate on the iron throne goddess
>>221285655Ormund Hightower you dumbfuck
>>221285608>also it is physically painful for me to watch dragons die that last scene was brutalsame i dont like it. lol thought i was the only one.both of the dragon kills in GoT, sunfyre, meleys, now vermax... its so sad. i might cry when the storming of the dragonpit happens.
>>221285578She can never do wrong, only be wronged. She can never fail, only be failed.
>>221285655Obviously not anon
>>221285683daemon saw one momentarily last season
I like how people say the Blacks won when they literally lost 2 of their second in command plus a dragon. Greens lost nothing but some mercenaries and few lannister men.
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>>221285690welli think youre a fag with CSAM on your pc, and that you smoke meth and should be crucified.
>>221285657we already saw him, he's the squire of ormund in that short scene with the red hair, you can tell because the actor i the same guy thats gonna be link in legend of zeldahe does NOT look daring
>>221285655Oh yes, Daeron the Guiness.
>>221285703What would you have her do?
>>221285698its very sad and it was horrible to see vermax struggle and eventually drown, at least he went out with his rider
>>221285608>>221285698You have the soft hearts of women
>>221285386This had me rock hard. Hope we get a sex scene.
Why couldn’t Vermax just burn the rope tied to the harpoon?
>>221285640GoT if Gurm was based
>that whole fucking ship chase through the shallow valley>every fight with the tranny in it has cuts after every swing and the least convincing strike impacts ever>Alyn jumps onto the wreck with the tranny on it unarmed to have a fucking fistfight and brawl with him>niglet #2 holds the dragon by it's FUCKING SPIKESDid they fire whoever they had making battles in GoT? This is really fucking bad. Maybe not Long Night level, but not too far off either. Definitely worse than the battle of the bastards. Unimaginably shit compared to Blackwater or the battle at the Wall. This show has neither writing nor spectacle at this point.
>>221285383one in a million shot into the eye of fully grown dragon.the conquerors dragons are nearly invincible.
>>221284893>>221285597>>221285608>>221285698copypasting comments from reddits is a tiresome meme
Daeron please save usPlease save us Daeron the daring
>>221285714No this was a massive loss for the greens they lost the whole lannister host including their lord
>>221285714>“Thousands dιed. Yet none of these losses were felt so deeply as that of Jacaerys Velaryon, Prince of Dragonstone and heir to the Iron Throne.”>“When the Sea Snake was congratulated on his victory, the old man said, “If this be victory, I pray I never win another.”
>>221285696you are feeding a troll...
>>221285727Jace really couldn't hop off and cut that shit with a knife? Fuck bro I was internally screaming at him to do something.
>>221285689It’s cool just get off your phone off next time you watch. Your attention span can recover from the damage
>>221285744After like 5 years you guys are still pretending daeron is a relevant character lmao
Jace became a good bastid today
>>221285743sorry you hate fun
>>221285739you need to touch some grass. the niglet was holding the dragon the same way daenerys was...
How do they turn Alicent more unlikeable than she already was wow that takes some effort
>>221285766>Jace really couldn't hop off and cut that shit with a knife?It's a giant anchor line, no
>>221285766i was thinking the exact same thing and honestly daemon probably would have had the battle smarts to do something like that, but jace was green and didnt react quickly enough, he barely got unlatched from his saddle otherwise he would have drown with vermax
>>221285689i still have no idea what you're talking about. isn't the ram under the water level?
Did Corlys die? Did Tyland die?
Back in Season Two... Gods we were STRONG then!
We can’t just have cool intimidating villains anymore they always have to be pathetic in some way
rhaenyra was better this episode bc she is starting to seem insane and unhinged so i like that
>>221285814No and no.
Why can't dragons swim?
>>221285734he was panicked. please understand.
>>221284848Rhaenyra's dragon is so fat and lazy it doesn't even breathe fire because her servants would literally cook it's meals for it in the book. Like rider like dragon.But at least in the source material she was well aware that she's useless as a rider in battle so she never fought herself. I wouldn't be surpised if this dogshit show changes that too. I mean, they already had Rhaena fly a dragon without a saddle or even any basic harness, so what will they do when it's Joffrey's time to die? Didn't hold the spine spikes strongly enough? Fucking hell
>>221285831considering she did literally nothing in season 2 anything is an improvement
Tyland Lannister, S3E2
>>221285848How are they gonna swim with tiny ass legs they cant kick with and big ass wings holding them down
>>221285830>pathetic villainsonly the men
>>221285831She’s kind of hilarious. I keked when she said that trite shit about having the delicate body of a woman but the heart of a king
>>221285861Wings...le push water?!
>>221285831But noo it's always because patriarchy so she's not insane
>>221285848why can't fish fly
Daddy Daemon getting father daighter moments with Rhaenettles.
>>221285848It had a 1000 lb anchor in its neck
Great episode, one of the best in this series.
>>221285814Tyland will literally float around for the rest of the season >>221285232
>>221285741Nearly invincible, but not invincible. There’s going to be more of it when a bunch of dragons get killed by pissed of peasants.
>>221285771>projecting this hardi have never been confused by a battle scene in horatio hornblower, guess why? because the driecting is actually good and not like your tiktok director who has multiple free cams, being shaken around, and a cut every 2 sec because that's how every hack director constructs action scenes since the 1st bourne movie.>>221285812freeboard is the height from waterline, a galleass is much higher than the triarchy corsairs so in reality the fight would be over because the smaller ships couldnt board unless they get a ramming attack off which they wouldnt because they are supposed to be professional military sailors and they would be leveraging the advantage they have over the smaller ships, by clustering together and defending each other or sailing away so they cant use their silly ramming attacks from the ancient era of naval battles
>>221285848they can dive when they are very smallwhen they get car sized they have enough trouble getting off solid ground. water has nothing to push off of.
>>221285898Uh oh melty. Like I said just try and focus next ep. One step at a time you’ll get better
Twink Daeron in the back
Is this shit show actually popular and successful? I thought everybody considered it shit a section of people only tolerate because its from Game of Thrones
>>221285951Is that the real or the fake?
>>221285898you are a dumb fuck nothing about this battle was confusing. a toddler could follow the events portrayed.
>>221285951>fantasy armors againjesus
>>221285389Sorry, afted metoo the extended gotverse only shows dicks
>>221285875>>221285831That was literally an Elizabeth I quote word for word btw. These writers are such hacks they couldn't even be bothered.
>>221285929>meltyironic since you're the only one defending the directing>>221285962>no u>2 sec of ADR = great directingLOL!
>>221285951cringe>>221285961real unfortunately
>>221285898>which they wouldnt because they are supposed to be professional military sailors and they would be leveraging the advantage they have over the smaller ships, by clustering together and defending each other or sailing away so they cant use their silly ramming attacks from the ancient era of naval battlesbut they were alone, Corlys was distracted because his treasury room was on fire, and the ship wouldn't turn because something was hit while they were crossing the shallow water so they got rammed.what's stupid imo is why even board them?they split the ship in half and no friendly ships were around so they could just shoot them in the water.
>>221285891>>221285814>Tyland for the next 6 episodes
how many points would the show gain with u guys if they just made the verlaryons white with like AI or something >it would personally help my immersion a lot
>>221285888It was removed and it still drowned
>>221285951is this the other FtM?
>>221285981there is no cure for stupid sadlygods be good
>>221285647Wasn't the Isle of Faces supposed to by a mysterious place noone ever went to?
>>221285951Nice to see Brasso getting more work
>>221285961>>221285965>>221285991>>221286012
>>221285953>I thought everybody considered it shit a section of people only tolerate because its from Game of Thronesthis is it
>jaces last episode>barely any scenes with him>instead we get boat action scenes
>>221285814Nobody died young anime lesbian
>>221285993because they can't do that. a smaller ship if they have no ability to board, which if the battle was better constructed, they would deny them.in the punic wars the romans realized this and there was nothing they could do against huddled carthaginian ships>>221286016is that why you defend objectively bad tiktok directing?
>>221286017Howland Reed went there. it's mysterious as in we know fuck all about it. it is where the first men and the children of the forest made the pact or some shit
>>221286033ugly. fake daeron will be really hot
>>221286010It wasn't removed the 2nd time. First one Baela removed but she missed on the 2nd one
>daeron is also playing linkhuh
>>221286051>in the punic wars the romans realized this and there was nothing they could do against huddled carthaginian shipsand how did the Romans counter this? they controlled the Mediterranean iirc.
>>221285779Even if he's not relevant, he is around for what I'd argue is some of the coolest stuff in the dance.
>>221285884>this was the best episode of the seasonUh oh 6 episodes of talking inbound
>>221286034what is what? huh? can you answer more straightforwardly?
I need a black queen that would risk her life for me
>>221285474>YWN endlessly fight giant diseased rats in the jungle anymore Why even live, bros?
>>221286078He looks cool as link but horrible in hotd
>>221286078looks cuter with messy dirty blonde hair
>>221286077Did Jace not unhook it before surfacing?
RIP Jace
>>221286098She literally trades Jace for the bald nigger bastard kek
I hate that the dragon designs are so cool that it almost makes me want to forgive the bad characters and plots
>>221286117Jace unhooked his saddle not the harpoon
The leaks say it’s a wig that’s why his hair looks like that
it truly does astound me how many gays are in this subreddit >subreddit
>>221286117He was unhooking himself from the dragon retard-kun. Did it look like he pulled a giant harpoon out of the dragon's flesh or like he fanagled with a carabiner?
>>221286129Let's be honest. Sheepstealer was kind of dominating. Getting blasted and kept going like nothing happened.
>>221286035Sorry anon, we need scenes about Rhaena taming Sheepstealer, Helaena and Alicent talking, Alicent sending a letter to Ormund Hightower (which reached him REALLY fast), Daemon staring at the Northmen for five minutes, Rhaenyra butchering another dress - there was no time for Jace unfortunately.
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>>221286092it is shit and a section of people watch and tolerate it because we're starving for GoT and the fatman won't deliver
>>221286151/tv/ has always been a gay board, summerfriend
>>221286165His colossal fucking underbite blocked most of the scorpion bolts
>>221286165sheepstealer is a big boi
>>221286169Oh so I was right. Yea idky this season seemed more hyped than normal. I usually hear nothing about this sort of stuff but heard a bit here and there this time
>>221286291idk where you've been browsing but that place is filled with shills.we're nowhere near alive as usual and there is no hype at all here in /got/hotd/dunk/
I think AKotSK has done serious damage to HotD by showing the audience a better path
>>221285951IS THAT SADIE SINK?
>>221285831She wants to fuck up things, but people keep doing this for her. Imagine having no agency in your own failures
>>221286215All hail lizard Jay Leno
>>221286129>Vitiligo>Underbitethis is the genetic Arya Stark of dragons, right?
Jace death was kino desu. Hate seeing dragons die always though
>>221285608same thoughts.
>>221286051>in the punic wars the romans realized this and there was nothing they could do against huddled carthaginian shipssource?have never heard of thisto my knowledge they generally had more or less the same kinds of ships (quinqueremes), but with Carthage having much more expertise, which eventually was obliterated when the Romans developed the corvus to avoid typical encounters and have infantry battles instead
