Ugly dragon editionLast >>221286153
aemond is based and i hope alys uses sorcery to disguise herself as alicent while he breeds her
first for patchface
GODS I WAS STRONG THEN
>>221288656why didn’t the actor get any decent roles the past few years? Seemed like he was one of the breakouts of s1
didn't they cut a big battle from last season?is it supposed to happen soon or is it just cut?
Why are people making a big deal out of Aemond kissing Alicent when GoT literally has penis in vagina incest sex between siblings in episode 1
The real problem is that Rhaenyra and Alicent have no sex appeal.>But she's meant to be f-If they can make her a retarded whore dyke, they can make her hotter like her other actress was.
Raenyra's scene destroying the outfit and saying she has heart of a king was funny, I wonder if they intended that? Pure "woman moment"
>>221288708theyre MOTHER and SON bro
>>221288708>Why is someone sexually assaulting their own mother weirder and more uncomfortable than two hot siblings having sex off (not on camera)You might be terminally retarded, I'm afraid.
>>221288629>Literall retard dragon, Fucks up everything>Everyone is incredibly retarded also>Retards dying on account of being retarded for an hour and a halfSeriously though how is anyone actually in charge at this point? it's like the theme is game of thrones but what if everyone had an iq under 65
>>221288712Mysaria's reaction fucking killed me
When Alicent sent the note to Ormund ordering him to stay where he was, I thought it was because she wanted to keep Daeron away from the city when Rhaenyra arrived. But I've seen people saying it was because she wanted to give Rhaenyra his exact location so eh could be killed easily by her dragons. What does /got/hotd/dunk/ think?
>>221288729And all they did was share a peck on the lips. Meanwhile Rhaenyra has children with her uncle>>221288746Not sure what you mean, Jaime and Cersei fucked on screen. Unless you expect them to actually show the actor penetrating the actress, lmao
Sheepstealer is clearly the one in charge Rhaena. She was HIS pet along for the ride.
>>221288756Literally my reaction after watching the episodeMaybe this was an intentional nod
>>221288756Do you think they would have had sex if that other handmaiden wasn't locked in their with them?
first for blackfyre
>>221288629>Y-you're mad!!!>Here's a random modern political reference!!!Terminally online tranny moment. I enjoy HOTD for the sloppa it is, you don't seem to enjoy this website for what it is, though. Fucking freak troon basket case.
Were all the dragons back then so easy to kill? At least in GoT they used a special harpoon and a magic javelin
>>221288772it was a little rapey too, she wasn't for it and it was a display of power from himit was generally fucking gross
>>221288751Condal is operating on spite for germ and defers to whatever Hess decides, who knows her position is unassailable no matter how bad a job she does, so no, no one is really in chargeFunniest part was the PR trying to advertise this show by going, “well actually it’s totally improved this season, omg so amazing, even though we spent all of season 2 denying any flaws!”
>>221288708sibling incest is normal between targs, need those dragon riding genes pure, parent and child is weird even for targ shit standards
>>221288772You're wrong but that's not really my point, two hot siblings is obviously different than someone assaulting their own mother. It's uncomfortable.
>>221288805They're compelled to post here anyway though. Every other corner of the internet accepts them but they have to come here.
glad they killed off the troon
Can we at least agree the new anti dragon weaponry was a good design and execution by whoever made it happen?
>>221288795blackfyre fucking shits
>>221288809the little ones i guess
samefagging tripfags at it again
>>221288787When she was stamping over to the handmaiden I thought she was walking over to start aggressively kissing mysaria
First for ethics in dragonriding.
>>221288795why did ryan condal but a 4 legged blackfyre sigil next to GRRM's name?
>>221288826Yeah it is genuinely odd. No one really minds if someone isn't edgy or has fringe politics, but seeing them cry about it when they can go anywhere else is pretty funny.
Gwaynebros are winning
>>221288810>>221288825It wasn't rapey at all. He went in slowly and gave her plenty of time to pull away. He is just a touch autistic and misread the signal, while she was too invested in manipulating him to risk upsetting him
>>221288830not a troon, i mean maybe irl but not in show, just a masculine looking woman. she was campy and fun.
when do you think we will see the fake daeron qt
>>221288805>whines about trannies, fags and women>virtue signals that they can stomach watching it as a point of pride in an anonymous thread>so desperate they drag it to the next thread to get samefag validation like a roastie on twitterlol
>>221288809I guess they're glass cannons.
Incest? That brief little closed-mouth kiss while mom had her eyes wide open is being called incest? Fuck off.We had a scene where Jamie was raw dogging Cersei from behind. Now that is incest. This bullshit harmless seconds-long moment in S03-E01 of HotD is not incest. Weird, yeah, but not incest.
Ahem.... Bossman..... The flag ship, erm.... Well you see we've seen something. Our instruments are showing something.... To us.... And. Well. Here's the thing, Skipper. The flagship, right? Well you see.... The flagship has been sighted. And. Well, sir, I'm not sure how best to put this. You see the flagship has been sighted and... Well I'm just going to come right out and.... Uh.... Well, listen here, skip. I'm gonna say it. The flagship, sir, has been sighted, sir. And it's the Bitchfist. :/
>>221288880>campy and fun
>>221288880>maybe irlso the troon
>>221288862the guy bragging about how he can turn it off and enjoy it was the one originally going around crying about women, fags, etc
>>221288898>That brief little closed-mouth kiss while mom had her eyes wide open is being called incest?You make out with your mom a lot anon?
Besides the contrarian fags and chuddies, we all agree this was a decent episode right?
Just started House of Dragon. These Targaryens don’t really seem like good people.
>>221288875she literally let out a tear after he stopped
>>221288880>and fun.Not even a little. Hated every second that faggot was on the screen.
>>221288756God that bitch cant act
>>221288924>a closed-mouth kiss is the same as making outYou're a kissless, virgin incel, aren't you.
>>221288892>>so desperate they drag it to the next thread to get samefag validation like a roastie on twitterCan you stop trying so hard to fit in? Also we haven't been using "roastie" since like 2016 you deformed transgender freakazoid. >>virtue signals that they can stomach watching it Why do edgy online trannies parrot our language without knowing what it means? Do you know what virtue signalling is?>>as a point of pride in an anonymous threadThis only came from your deranged and addled brain. You're clearly some broken person who uses this general way more than most of the people here, have fun with that.
>>221288929He gave her blue balls.
why did they cut aegon 3 sticks from the battle??
>>221288925Let's analyze what "decent episode" means. Is it people fighting and CGI going BING BING WAHOO? Because that seems to be all people are talking about, any character moments are dragged for being shit, the rewrites are shit, the feminist melty is terrible. People are celebrating characters dying... because they were so shit they don't want to suffer them in future.Contrast this with what people enjoyed in KOTSK (or GOT for that matter, when the show was good).
>>221288809the dragons in the dance were weakened and small, and it’s supposed to show how lazy and complacent the targs got at their height. GoT had all kinds of narrative conveniences because of d&dBut even in the source material they’re not that omniscient, it’s just air superiority in a time before aircrafts is op
>"Fly Vermax"
>>221288944true, such a miscast. who wouldve been a better rhaenyra?
>>221288945It's okay that you want to fuck your mom anon but you should know it's not normal.
What the fuck Aemond? Why would you kiss your own mother? You freak.
>>221288973The momcest general on /r9k/ says otherwise, chud.
>>221288929Are you stupid? Of course she didn't enjoy it. That doesn't make it sexual assault. She let him kiss her for her own ends, not for pleasure.
>>221288968NTA. Allcocks was better. But her character was also different. Is there any saving the material as written? Probably not.
>when you already nut but the bitch still fistin
>>221288979cringe, who are you talking to?
>>221288948>omg post how we tell you to! Like ugh you’re being so out of pocket! everyone agrees that’s not how we do things since 2043! ur such a freak omg!!you type like a tranjy trying to role play as a highschooler, and no I don’t think I will follow any demands. seethe lol
>>221288751dont blame sheepstealer for his rider. rhaena is a goddamn idiot who rode a wild dragon into pitched battle with zero preparation. he probably didnt even understand high valyrian.she is the worst targ by far, impressive in a show with noted deviant aegon ii.
>>221288995Incestbaby having a lil melty
this show is fucking incomprehensible maybe it's the 2 years between seasons or all the black people, I don't know, but I do know that I didn't forget everything from the previous season of GoT when the new one aired
>>221289007>he probably didnt even understand high valyrian.And how /do/ they understand Valyrian, any of them? Nigga seemed to understand 'dracarys' fine.
>>221288986i guess but she also could’ve done it out of fearhe's the king now and he's being rapey, and he now suspects her after she was out of the keep for some days, she definitely wanted to scare her when they talked in the throne room
>>221289007She has some sort of lazy eye right? Or do I?
>>221289013I blame Ryan Condal
The tranny gets blown out and defaults to>n-no u!!!Classic blown out tranny freak KWAB. Enjoy your incontinence and HIV you subhuman abomination.
He comes....
the way brown autists are spazzing about the kiss I thought there'd be fucking tongue or something and he'd be grabbing her so she couldn't fleeit was literally a 3 second closed mouth peck, who gives a shit?
50% of the time I cant see shit because the picture is so dark
>>221289020dragons are obviously intelligent, at least as smart as a dog and probably moreso. tyrion thought so in the latter seasons of GoT.
>>221288629aaww he cute
>>221289013>the black peoplethey ruin everything
>>221288629jace died real prettily like a real targ should
>>221289013no one has any consistent motivations that carry over, it doesn’t fit into what’s happening, it’s just lazy slop to fill the gap between each story beat from the source wiki article.you can look back at got and even as it went downhill there was still some sort of setting the stage to remind where was left off and what would be happening going forward.it’s not really supposed to make sense, you just watch spectacle and if you have a problem with it you’re a ln incel
>>221289049When you're the only momfucker in the thread (or any other forum) defending it, maybe you're the shit that stinks, brownie?
Something wrong with that boy is all Im saying
What an ugly bastard
I for one appreciate that they made Game of Thrones accessible to a wider, modern audience by race swapping the Velaryons. No more boring white people.
>>221288990it was also so weird going from allcock to darcy because darcy has a really fake troon deep voice thing going on and it was jarring like you didnt know at first it was rhaenyra but with alicent you knew right away who it was
>>221289056probably also depends on the dragon and how it’s raised, how intelligent its riders are, etc
>>221288795why are we foreshadowing the blackfyres while not foreshadowing anything else in the opening?
>>221288927One mostly is, but for the most part this generation of them are shitters
Someone post the fucking leaks please
>>221289066why are you so mad? you're the obviously part of the reason I expected something crazier
>>221288667For me, it's my nigga Butterbumps
>>221288809They get stronger as they get older and bigger. Vermax was still pretty young, so he was vulnerable to scorpion bolts and harpoons. All the other dragon deaths and injuries on the show were because of Vhagar.
>>221288927that's kind of the point, but the showrunners randomly believe that female targs aren't because of patriarchy or something
>>221289081>the mythical "good" targ>he's a retard or incompetent so doesn't have the will to destroy his peopleImmigrants out.
THE RATCATCHERS
>>221289075might be the most aesthetic dragon yet
>>221289078they were definitely extremely different, you can only go by the show forcing the pov rather then feeling like “oh wow she’s grown up,” could literally be any random in a white wig.!but at least rhaenyra was mildly interesting in that back half of s1.
>>221289075he's has a hard life ok?? no comfy dragonpit or choice sheeps. no human to nuzzle.
>>221289088Fuck you, search backwards
>>221288629Just watched it. Umm so wtf is going on with allicent. She's 100% a double agent atm trying to set up her sons murders right? I'm just getting mixed feelings from the way the scenes done like am I supposed to feel sorry for this evil bitch? Also I'm annoyed Helanea is treated as such an innocent non-person without any opinions. She's similar age as the boys and Dearon is even younger.
>>221288805>Y-you're mad!!!>Here's a random modern political reference!!!what is this in reference to?
>>221289101
Did none of you ever kiss your mother on the lips?
>>221288758Ormund and Daeron are about two days away from Kings Landing and would arrive in time to fuck up her plans for Rhaenyra to take the capital so she gave the orders for them to stay put.Given that Alicent doesn't give a fuck about Daeron since he wasn't part of her deal, you'll likely right in that she'll give the Blacks the location of Daeron and Ormund's army so Daemon can surround it. Then we get the Fake Daeron plot like in the leaks.
>>221289116She is a woman and has autism, no one expects anything from
>>221289122Same energy, fuck them sheeps
The tranny youtuber playing the badass pirate character is the dumbest shit I've ever seen. Impossible to take even remotely seriously.
so stormcloud doesnt exist in ryan condals westeros?
>>221288710alicent got kinda fat his season. I thought it was supposed to be rhaenyra
>>221289130I think it's like how brown people always spaz out when you call their mother a whoremaybe because incest is so common amongst nonwhites they can't fetishize or engage with it clinically the way white people do, since it's less likely to happen with us
>>221289153Completely forgot about him until I finally started the episode and got jumpscared
>Fucked up blood and cheese>Fucked up Daemon>Fucked up Rhaenyra>Fucked up Alicent>Couldn't put more Otto>Spawned in a pirate enemy just to have him die by some random non-canon black character >Fucked up Aemond now>Criston is still sulking and doing nothing for some reason>Criston is still alive, for some reason.Aegon might be the only interesting character left at this point.
>>221289130stuff like that and sleeping in her bed is supposed to stop after the age of like 5 anon
>>221289116you’re supposed to feel sorry for her because instead of two women ideologically opposed and having a conflict with eachother like would happen, I’m actually is sexist for two women to fight so suddenly all her moral ambiguity and greyness is gone, instead she’s oh so concerned with what vistas wanted that she’ll turn on her own children.Would have been so interesting for her to find out the ‘truth’ and be like so what and move on, some consistency in her goals. is this the same woman who ran at rhaenyra with a knife over aemond being maimed?
>>221288885Ep 4 according to these leaks but so far they haven't been reliable
>>221289013>but I do know that I didn't forget everything from the previous season of GoT when the new one airedI'm going to be honest I don't remember who any of these people are or why they are fighting. I'm not rewatching the previous seasons, this show is not good enough for rewatches.
>>221289174kissing your mom is not the same as sleeping in bed with her, pedro
>>221289161>>221289130Sweet Home Alabama trailer park trash talking about how the browns are incestuous while defending making out with their moms
>>221289184>>221289174>Trannycasing
I watch incest porn daily but that kiss made me cringe and felt really uncomfortable
>>221289059The other one who we barely saw wasn't too bad.
>>221289198These blacks just don't fit in man
>>221289185incest rates are higher with every other race than white peopleagain, it's why you go berserk when someone calls your mom a whorebecause your mom was more likely to actually be one, or you are more likely to know someone whose mom was, and either way you are familiar with the trauma involvedwhite people don't have that problem as much
>>221289116>I'm annoyed Helanea is treated as such an innocent non-person without any opinions.She's clearly retarded and isn't expected to be much of a factor in anything. They already upped her power level from the book by making her some magic prophecy oracle figure instead of just a dumb retard girl who has dragon dreams.
>>221289198Being out acted by a CGI dragon is a bit insane
I still can't bring myself to care about the dumb bastard son after rhaenyra let a war happen because she's a whore
>>221289204>incest rates are higher with every other race than white peopleYeah but you're just playing stolen valor here mate because your particular group of white people are as incestuous as a paki.> why you go berserk when someone calls your mom a whoreThe reason you don't is that you don't want to insult her profession.
>>221289078alcock was chosen because she is beautiful and looks very young. she is "four and ten" when viserys names her heir.yes criston fucked a middle schooler.
>>221289185You type like a woman, show tits or GTFO whore
>>221289198man they really nailed sheepstealer, love how erratic he moves like a crackhead
>>221289218Jace deserved Northern love
>>221289172aegon 3 basically doest exist
I forgot how terrible HoTD is after experiencing pure dunkakino
>>221289244
>>221289238>man they really nailed sheepstealer, love how erratic he moves like a crackheadanon that's rhaena, the dragon is sheepstealer...
>>221289116>okay you can kill him just let me keep a few of my kidsMother of the year.
>>221288955Because in the show his dragon is the size of chicken and he's like 5
>>221289225>brown person talks about stolen valor>says "mate"Your mother is actually a whore and if you have any sisters or female cousins, they were raped by adult men in your familyAll because you're not white, and that's merely a fact.
>>221289185>YOU’RE JUST WHITE TRASH!1!1Spoken like a fag who’s never fucked their mom
>>221289130No dude. My mother actually never showed me affection at all. Never really realized that.
>>221288629my dudes,this show is gay
>>221289242>no hunk on twunk domination to buy stark support in the war>no endless scenes in the stark hot springs with Cregan teaching Jace how to take cock to elegantly foreshadow the lyanna rhaegar romancereal missed opportunity there
>>221289136>>221289205But if she can see the future she should know what is happening and could try and save her brothers. Hell she blatantly saw her mom commit treason with trying to sabotage Ormond and Daerons march with false orders and I assume later set up for an ambush. What have they ever done to Helanea? >>221289175>>221289272Definitely not the same being from the first two season let alone the based book version. No idea what the showrunners are thinking or trying to say. It's insane she would she be fine serving up all three of her sons on a platter to die just to save a daughter and granddaughter. This is not how a human acts let alone a mother.
>>221289303not enough or the right kind unfortunately
Why don't they simply take a dragon and burn all their enemies' crops, making it impossible for them to raise an army/
>>221289315Alys and Helaena are basically 4th wall breaking characters who are aware of the entire plot down the line to GoT and seem to be pushing certain things to happen.
>>221289329because picrel is in charge. Does she look like she has that kind of common sense?
>>221289329GRRM said if they did that, then they wouldn't be able to set tax policy.
one eyed nigga and doctor who are the only interesting characters in this fucking show and they were in this episode for like 4 minutes
>>221289130sure when i was a toddler and she could pick me up but never as an adult and certainly not passionately. dont do this
>>221289343WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE HER DO?????
>>221289308
After the dragons went extinct why didn’t anyone think of just going down to Sothoryos and bringing back a bunch of Wyverns?
>>221289329westeros is big. the reach alone is huge. dragon fire is cone damage.it could take weeks, maybe months of nonstop burning.
>>221289356>passionately.what the fuck are you talking about
after a few minutes of screentime sheepstealer already sealed himself as the most based and kino character of the season. how does he do it
Have you tried not eating slop?
>>221289331>writer insert and writer insert 2 are knowingly pushing the story ignoring the constraints of the exact kind of limited perspective Gurm used to make his main points with the source material, gee how mysteriousI miss when prophecy foreshadowing shit was actually messy and no one really followed it except for small breadcrumbs. it’s already dumb in a story where you don’t know what will happen, what’s the purpose in a prequel that you know how exactly it all plays out later? for the marvel cutscenes?
>>221289367did we not watch the same episode?
>>221289358imagine the smell of the sheets of the queen sized bed they shared
>>221289329> take a dragon and burn all their enemies' cropsSteelmanning this a bit, because they're all fighting to rule the same places pretty much? Targs aren't that well liked to begin with and casual destruction of not just armies but entire regions, isn't a great strategy. Just look at the orange fuckwit promising to annihilate Iran 10 times a day for the last 6 months. Or the pasty blobfish in Russia who's done the same for 6 years. It's not that they couldn't do it, is it?
>>221289130When I was 16 my mother kissed me on the lips before she left for the hospital to have her cancer tumor removed. She's fine now btw.So no, I don't think it's unbelievable that a mom would kiss her child on the lips if she thinks she'll never see him again. But show Alicent is also fucking evil.
>>221289368>chuddies love the ugly chud dragon who lives alone and chimps out on everything
>>221289382what a brosheepstealer adopted rhaena.
>>221289357run the show into the ground while collecting paychecks, calling anyone who disagrees sexist Incels, while brainstorming the next IP I can ruin because I don’t actually like it and I already hate the fanbase, but it’s the only way I can get my slop out there.
>>221289329That doesn't work in this universe.
When i was a kid I tried kissing my mom with tongue because I was copying all the soap operas she watched
>>221289382So fucking uglyThe negress
Just finished taking the greasiest shit of my life and I have no toilet paper. Should I just let it crust?
>>221288990>rhaenyra is rock and roll! she doesn't abide by the rules or traditions!>this qualifies her to be queen
Emma darcy is carrying this show.
>>221289358I doubt there were any condoms within a 5 mile radius. Imagine the goofy look on Harry’s face while he deep throats that cock. Thats the leaks we really need.
>>221289378it was rigid and awkward and lasted like 3 secondsagain, because of you freaks spazzing out like it was incestuous rape, I was expecting him to pin her down on the floor and lick her face or something
>>221289382Is he just nice or is he going to fuck her later?
why didnt aegon the conqueror just burn everything to the ground?
emma darcy is eating out sara hess in her trailer and they both are ruining the show badly
>>221289416>this qualifies her to be queenDo you understand what the qualification is?
>>221289411The ugly mutts really are impression ruins
>>221289405me too. i was reprimanded. it was heartbreaking.i think it resulted in a lifelong fear of rejection.
>"thats my sister!"Written for retards, can't blame them who can remember these characters and theres like 10 years hiatus between seasons
This show is boring, it's all just "hype moments and aura" slop.
who is this fucking tranny and why should I care?
>>221289382rhaena is very clearly showing fear. why didnt speepbro toast her?
>>221289431Libtard want all American to look like that btw
>>221289422
>>221289382The ungrateful bitch took him to war immediately
>>221289441they have to shop it to India to finish the cgi can you blame them
>>221289405I tried fucking my dad in the ass to copy all the day porn he was watching
>>221289315>This is not how a human acts let alone a mother.For now. A few more years of jewish programming? Who knows.
>>221289427lol literally nobody said this. it was only awkward from alicents perspective. aemond clearly delivered it with passion.
>>221289431Holy fucking ugly
Well the action certainly picked up now but the problem remains that I just can't bring myself to give a shit about a single one of these characters. I felt differently at the end of season 1 so perhaps this season can bring me back around.
>>221289447he probably relates to her being an outsider loner that nobody wanted around. arent dragons supposed to relate to their riders in some way like that
>>221289462>lol literally nobody said this.the phrase "sexual assault" was used, you disingenuous fag, and people were greentexting about how gross it wasit's in this fucking thread
>>221289465I really like alison and crippled feet guy, but actors are doing heavy lifting there
>>221289465whatever made it mildly compelling in s1 is long gone, don’t give in to denial or sunk cost fallacy.
>>221289387>Just look at the orange fuckwit promising to annihilate Iran 10 times a day for the last 6 months. Or the pasty blobfish in Russia who's done the same for 6 years. It's not that they couldn't do it, is it?The difference is that Westeros isn't a democracy and has no Geneva Convention or international law.
Of all the changes, giving Rhaena Sheepstealer isnt that bad. I like his design and the battle was fine, maybe Daemon will actually have a scene with one of his daughters at some pointI am however completely done with any scene involving Alicent, Rhaenyra. Helaena being demoted to hanging out and giving monotone spoilers has ruined her storyline too
Humiliation ritual
>>221289382her face is so distracting desu
they expect me to believe this tranny can go toe to toe with a bunch of big black dudes?
>no, I won’t focus on the shitty writing, I’ll instead sperg out about their skin color because I’m racist
Sara Hess you son of a bitch
>>221289504They them has a power of DEX
>>221289505To be fair, it is extremely distracting.
>>221289494Why cant they have a better wig budgetHow come Aerion looks fine but all of HOTD wigs are from party city
>>221289504because its really a man
>>221289494Sheepstealer is a good chef, he just cooked some good food. You’d eat it, too.
>>221289477
>>221289505this but unironically
>>221289508>>221289494>>221289477>>221289431lol dont stop
>>221289505>YOu Are Racist If You FiNd This UGly
>>221289505if the writers were better, they wouldn't have put a bunch of black people in the showit's all the same problemyou are aware that the part where rhaenyra pretends her sons aren't bastards isn't supposed to be utterly ridiculous because she's married to a black dude, right
>>221289438I know the writers don't
Rhaena attempting to take a dragon that JUST let her ride him immediately into battle with no training or time to bond was so incredibly fucking stupid and I'm glad it was framed as incredibly fucking stupid
>>221289517fat girl from Minecraft is really chill actually, can you exclude her from your mean picture please?
Is Larys doing a 4d chess move by immediately outing Aegon or does he not give a shit and just self-serving like all the other characters in this nihilistic slop?
Just
>The CGI dragon is a better actor than most of the castGrim
>>221289532I thought she was funny in Peacemaker
>>221289531will baela and rhaenyra blame rhaena for his death?
>>221289538They were about to kill them, I think its both self serving and maybe he hopes for more feet content so he will try to keep the boy alive
>>221289538Aegon kind of forced his hand by being a retard and refusing to just kneel. Outing him was the best shot to keep them alive at that point.
>>221289505Both can be bad. They are distractingly front and center
>>221289465It's a bunch of pasty alien targ-shit freaks killing each other. You're supposed to hate them all and be happy at the downfall.
>>221289472ok well maybe you should reply to them instead of trying to lump me together with them
The new normal The new beauty standardThe NEW WORLD ORDER
>>221289475Always found Allicent to be whiny and annoying. Loras is alright but kind of a poor man's Littlefinger imo. >>221289478I agree but fuck it, I'll give it an hour a week. I actually thought S1 was the best thing from this universe since s3 of GoT. There really was an emotional resonance watching Varys' family tear itself apart. Damon and Cole were really compelling before they de-emphasized them for an entire season.
>>221289559Probably. Rhaena is taking on Nettles' story and Rhaenyra eventually turns on Nettles and wants her killed.
>>221289538Considering he was about to die, he didn’t really have much of a choice.It wasn’t him being self-serving but rather his hand being forced due to Aegon being an idiot
>>221289554
any Jace death webms?
>>221289554I forgot about this freak. He used to have internet clout but I haven't heard him mentioned in years
>>221289524it’s actually supposed to be absurd because she and laenor both look super alike, as do virtually everyone related to them, and the only flimsy defense they have is rhaenyra having been black haired with a white streak and purple eyes, which doesn’t at all translate to mousy brown hair, stub noses, and footballer builds in her sons.It’s over the top absurd with the whole black aspect, but was still fairly egregious in the book.
>>221289517imagine being so mad you actually made this lol
>>221289417Do you think her dyke brain felt anything in those episodes where she was preggo and cute
>>221289568well you are calling a 3 second closed mouth kiss with no head movement or any kind of emotive grunting or groping or pressing together was "passionate" so you can't blame me for thinking you're as hyperbolic as the others
>>221289573ALL AMERICAN MUST LOOK LIKE THIS
>>221289465Its meant to have no one to root for, except for the kids and the dragons. Except the writers decided Rhaenyra can do no wrong actuallyEven her inability to rule a single city Is apparently going to be because her advisors keep ignoring her orderd
>>221289574one of the better aspects was alicent’s relationship with her children but they tanked that so hard. Even rhaenyra and daemon kind of had an interesTong dynamic.what a waste
>>221289532Ok. Special edition.> your mean pictureWhat is mean about showcasing all the fantastic diversity in sci fi and fantasy?
So the Green Men of the God's Eye are literal Satyrs?
>>221289608It's over
>>221289595it was, aemond clearly wanted something more. passion is not defined by emotive grunting and or groping
>those blemishes/scarring are even around his junk
>>221289614who knows what the fuck the show is doing anymore whenever they get around to it in Dunk, Jenny of old stones will probably be a sassy black lady with antlers
>>221289465Only characters I care about now are Gwayne, Cole (on thin ice), Otto (also on thin ice), and the One True King himself. Ormund and Daeron have potential to win me over but I'm not holding my breath after the absolute dumpster fire that was S2. Oh, and Sunfyre. Luv me Sunfyre.
>>221289575>Every time Rhaena tries to help, it just makes everyone madder until Rhaenyra eventually just decides to kill her cousin / 4th cousin / step daughter / daughter in law
>>221289636a big ugly dude with a big ugly dick, just like me
First season of my Dad's favourite show without him. He woulda loved this boat movie episode
Imagine you're just chilling in the mountains eating sheep and some bitch comes along and makes you get a job.
>>221289636vermithor raped him
>>221289626>it wasno>clearly wanted something moreno, that nigga goes to hookers to be cuddled
>>221289614>Some nursery tales claim they are horned and have dark, green skin. According to Old Nan, the green men ride elks and sometimes have antlers. Most maesters believe their clothes are green and they wear headdresses with horns.I guess, they think their supposed to be like celtic druids but fucking minotaurs it is.
So what are they doing with Aegon and Larys? I know it's going to work out for Larys, but this all seems like a Sherlock/Sister Sage "worlds smartest man is written by retards" scenario where they'll stumble into Sunfyre at Dragonstone and the Blacks won't know because... they just don't, ok?
The Chad Sheepstealer vs the Virgin Vermax
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be honest you would breed alicent too if she was your psycho mommy
Say what you will about the shows flaws but why is every time a dragon dies the most horrifying thing ever. Like viscerally gut wrenchingly sad. Is it because they look so real?
maybe they should've given that little fag jace any kind of arc or personality besides being loyal to his mom and I wouldn't have chuckled when he died like a retard
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>>221289573>>221289608>>221289691she legit looks retarded
>>221289675She was all over him, and she should know that her son is an autismo that would misread what she was doing, not start shedding a single dramatic tear over it
>>221289665The showrunners know the general audience had the attention span of a peanut so instead of Aegon and Sunfyre's shenanigans happening off screen till Dragonstone like in the books. We get to watch them every step of the here in the show.If you trust the leaks Sunfyre doesn't show up till Episode 5 so I guess we get more depressed Aegon bitching at Larys till then
>>221289715Fuck off racist
But what does Criston Cole think
>>221289707too soon retard
>>221288629egg is icsh
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I like when people do medieval shows and then write in peasant acting like a college slut at a party who just got raped, running away and crying, rather than a low IQ animal-person who would barely care past potentially gaining a husband
>>221289707based early chad
>>221289382>nettles brings sheepstealer food>sheepstealer brings rhaena foodit rhymes
>>221289683It's because dragons were real once and we instinctively ancestrally have a bond with them
>>221289604It's not that I need a Jon Snow or Ned Stark type of hero to root for. It's just that the dialogue and storylines in s2 were so fucking drab and drawn out. The show lost all its momentum because they wanted to draw it out to a minimum number of seasons but don't have the chops to invent a compelling storyline that strays too far from the source material.
>>221289494She was away for how long exactly?
>>221289660You guys should probably watch the recaps with the producers and cast. Olivia Cooke states clearly that Aemond "wants something more" with Allicent.
>>221289799assuming youre talking about dinosaurs when saying dragons used to be real, humans werent even around when they were alive and when we started to come into our own the biggest reptile alive were crocodiles or large snakes, and humans have always been scared of them, what bond are you talking off
>I CANT BELIEVE I GOT SHOT FUCKING TWICE
>>221289387>orange fuckwit>pasty blobfish in Russia
>>221289841art =/= artist modern shows are fraught with poorly implemented scenes that need to be better explained later on twitter or "inside the episode" nonsenseyou're a brainlet for needing that instead of just recognizing it wasn't well done, not unlike when there was actual rape in game of thrones with cersei screaming "no" and jamie fucking her, which they had to explain wasn't rape actually
>>221288629jacyels....not like this
>>221289870Well I agree that it was a fucking stupid idea and whatever supposed foreshadowing was supposed to be there for that zipped right past my strained attention span in the last season.
>>221288708ackshually the interesting part of the dynamic is how he's a targ son lusting after a non-targ mother. so presumably he's attracted to her and she doesn't reciprocate (ignoring how rl women work), but she goes along with it to placate him.
>>221289967i just realized, Aemond is reminiscent of I, Claudius' Caligula and this further reinforces that
>>221288708Because normies (95% of HOTD viewers) are fucking retarded faggots who deserve to be burnt to death.
>>221289909One last mog..
>>221289850we wuz dragon riders
>>221289198westeros had fent zombies before ice zombies?
Ugly bitch got him killed. How are they going to excuse this because I have zero hope they actually kill her for it as they should.Least the tranny died.
>>221289909is this real life.jpeg
>>221290279He locked the queen away so he could go to battle against her orders. How would the blame fall on anyone but him?
VERILY THE KING'S MINSTREL HAS SPOKEN!THE BASTARD'S BLOOD HAS BEEN SHED!AT THE BATTLE OF THE GULLET THE BASTARD LIES DEAD!
>>221290296It’s a good thing he did though because she would have definitely been killed since dragons aren’t a threat.
I get the feeling he'll be easily my favourite character in the show. He exudes aura like no other
>>221289358Allahu akbar indeed
just realized this fucker reminds me of gale from BB
>>221291355Lol is that Mutahar?
>>221289013I have no fucking clue who any of the characters are, or what is even going on. Probably due to the time skip and change of actors, but the massive gap between seasons is also a factor.