KWEEN EDITION >>221289676
nigger show
>>221291333why alicent got so fat
Total Andal victoryTFMD, TVD, TRD
So what major deaths do we expect to see in S3 besides Jace?
>costs 50% less, written better, looks betterkneel and apologize and suck DnD's cock
>>221291390>written betterI will suck Gurm for that. We know what pure DnD writing looks like after season 4
>>221291383GRRM
>>221291390Man look at the color when the world was whiteAnd now all grey in the diversity
>>221291294Grey Ghost should've lived. Crippled dragon getting the jump on a healthy and reclusive dragon out of fucking nowhere was beyond fucking retarded. Cannibal should've gotten Moondancer before she got to met Sunfyre in Dragonstone. That allows Sunfyre to live just long enough to kill Rhaenyra and then die. Cannibal canonically hates Targ dragon yet nothing comes out of it. He also often preyed on eggs and hatchlings and Moondancer is much smaller in the books, barely the size of a war horse. It makes sense he'd target her over a full grown, albeit wounded Sunfyre
>>221291383They'll end the season most likely with the King's Landing riots, the Dragonseed betrayal at Tumbleton and Daemon ignoring Rhaenyra's plea of help.But I expect the Dragonpit incident to happen in early season 4, since they need Daenyra to do something before she becomes Sunfyre's breakfast
i will also apologize for every bad thing i said about dani, her unbearable girlboss acting was never as infuriating as rhaenicent dogshit plus we got to see her bare tits and ass. regularly.
>>221291455Take me back to Weinstein era tv
>>221291353didnt know there was kfc at the vale
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IS THAT A REAL SET? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T DO THAT WHERE IS THE BLURRY CGI BACKGROUND AND FLAT DESATURATED LIGHTING?????
>>221291333reviewfags need to start leaking the 3 other episodes they got to see before us
>>221291463it's all gone
>>221291333Holy fuck! She's more hideous than Milly now.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHERE IS MY CGI DOGSHIT MONEY LAUDNERING OPERATION
>>221291350Had too many lemon cakes on her cruise to Dragonstone and back.
>>221291392>>221291431>Grey Ghost should've livedHe just wanted to eat da fishies :'(
needs a cgi dock background to tie it all together tbqh>look thru all my s8 screens and its all cgi dogshitcan really pinpoint the moment when they stopped giving a fuck at long last and just shifted to booking a soundstage for a month and calling it a season
>>221291450so basically>Jace (already happened)>Otto>Criston>Helaena (confirmed by Gurm)>Ormund
>>221291366>>221291353Lol this bitch eats the vomit of the dragon? Fucking hell
>>221291450Season should end at God's Eye
You aren't supposed to be Rheanyra Sara
>fallout season 2 is more competent than HBO premium showunironically when was the last time hbo released something good besides dunk
what was this?
>>221291580*Literally me" thought Sara Hess
>>221291455Emilia clarke was a good actress unironically if you hated you're a fucking idiot
>>221291588gandalf
>>221291588Carcosa
>>221291588
>>221291570Theyre not putting gods eye anywhere before final season. Normies watch the show for Daemon
>>221291588neelix
>lore accurate Rhaenathis show could have been so fucking good if it wasn't made in this pozzed era
>>221291600lol
If this had been the S2 finale, people wouldn't have said the show was shit despite all the other stuff.
>>221291643>You right now
>>221291629your stroke per minute rate's going to be pretty much the same in any time period or historical continuity, anon
>>221291667what
>>221291629Giv russian prozzy gf
>>221291629Lore accurate Rhaenyra meanwhile is a fat ass BBW
He comes....
>>221291629>lore accurate Baela>a badass tomboywe could've had a strong Targaryen woman to care about instead of forcing Rhaenyra to do shit she wasnt supposed to do.
>>221291687It's dusgusting tbat in the 2020s they still do fat erasure. I thought Hollywood was for fat acceptable and against weightism. I'm disappointed in the fatphobic Sarah Hess
>>221291629>bogged whore
>>221291703Justice for the monkey
>>221291703>we could've had a strong Targaryen woman to care aboutIn that situation you'd only have whinged because she was a fatass and your masturbatory needs weren't being met.
>>221291717Now that I think about they could have cast monke as Baela. They're cousins, it wouldnt be weird for her to look like young Rhaenyra
>>221291707Calm down Roose
>>221291588Isn’t this the second time he’s shown up?
is this the lowest HBO show?it's just so fucking boringat which season will it be cancelled?
>>221291699I can’t fucking wait.
>>221291778next season is final
Every single woman on this show is a good person Every single minority is a good person Every single evil house is on team green Every single good house is on team black What a piece of shit show
jacels........our watch is over
>Alt Shit X is not going to be making episode recaps for this season because he's attending some ASOIAF related theater play in Julykwabnigger could have had enough respect for us and admit it's too much hassle instead of making up dumb shit like this
>>221291805Together again
>>221291805>counting or not counting Andal violence?
>>221291383I'LL HAVE NO SONGS ABOUT HOW BRAVE YOU DIED, QUEEN FUCKER
>>221291805Jayce the jobber.
>>221291808he's already a millionaire, he just wants to enjoy his money and not have to second guess himself and play devil's advocate at the writers having a plan.
The dragons feel super underpowered, even sheepstealer was getting fucked up by the mollys, since when does fire hurt a dragon?
>>221291887I don't think his YT channel is so successful to make him a millionaire
MAYHAPS
>>221291333any hero anon have a link to a stream of this onlinethe iptv i use is down the stupid fucking bitches
>>221291805miss him forever
>>221291900Cannonballs thrown at your face hurt regardless
>>221291366lol
This shit is so bad I turned it off half way through. I'm not sure I have the willpower to make it through another season of this garbage.
>>221291487name?
>>221291913more likely hes a multi millionaire from his channel. his vids are long and all have around million views, meaning average viewer gets way more ads than in a 10 min vid.
>>221291947game of thrones
>>221291805Ravens told me Jace is stablePlease Mother
>>221291808others will take his place. such is the cycle of life
>When the dragons come, your flesh will burn and blister and turn to ash. Your wives will dance in gowns of fire, shrieking as they burn, lewd and naked underneath the flames. And you shall see your little children weeping, weeping till their eyes do melt and slide like jelly down their faces, till their pink flesh falls black and crackling from their bones. The Stranger comes, he comes, he comes, to scourge us for our sins. Prayers cannot stay his wroth, no more than tears can quench the flame of dragons. Only blood can do that. Your blood, my blood, their blood.
So we are not gonna talk about the werewolf the Tullys were cutting up at the start of the episode?
>>221291805Jace will be getting sloshed with Daemon and Aemond after they 'die' at the Gods Eye talking shit about how retard Alicent and Rhaenyra were.
APOLOGIZE
RIP Vermax. I knew it was coming and that made it way worse.
>ulf the white: gay raped sad boy>hugh hammer: muh wife, muh family sad boywhat the fuck? how are they going to handle the betrayal
>There the demons dwell, up there. Fire and blood, blood and fire. This is their city. If you would make it yours, first you must destroy them. If you would cleanse yourselves of sin, first must you bathe in dragon's blood. For only blood can quench the fires of hell.
>>221292016muuh castle obviously
>>221292016>how are they going to handle the betrayalHugh's wife is going to die at Tumbleton so his betrayal is out of loyalty to his wife and not 'muh prophecy'.
guys? the fucking werewolf at the start?!?!
>>221292002That was a lion
So what is the significance of Cole's painting his House's sigil on his shield?
>>221292044Lannisters carry live lions with them?
>>221291588It's a Green Man https://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Green_men
>>221292055Targs carry live dragons, why is the Lannisters having lions such a stretch?
>>221292055yes we saw it last season.
>>221291799What about the tranny captain?
>>221292055Yes, that's the point
>>221292075>>221292076>>221292086>carryDragons are WMDs that destroy armies, lions are pets that get killed by a knife
What is Larys doing, isn't he supposed to be the cunning epic super genius of this show? It didn't look like he had any control over that situationIs he hoping that using the value of Aegon will win him a guarded escort that he can later manipulate an escape from? This is the problem I had with Littlefinger's "genius", it's always miraculously lucky gambles.
>>221292069the fuck
>>221292096But it's cool
>>221291629Joey King is so cute!
>>221292079bitch got choked and stabbed to death by the giganigga lmao
>>221292096Yes, and the Targs take them to battle. Starks have wolves in the main books, why are you questioning the Lannisters having lions?
>>221292112i think the plot will be these chud men will betray rhae-rhae and start following aegon instead. that's how he gets to dragonstone and sets up for S4
>>221292140he is not just a giganigga but successful game dev. pretty funny guy on Xitter
>>221292147You playing dumb or what? Dragons and Direwolves are weapons, lions are cats that cannot be trained top do anything except lounge around.
>>221292164The Lannisters don't fucking care, they're doing it because they can. You set a lion loose in the battlefield it's bound to get some kills. It doesn't have to make sense. It's a show of power and riches from the lion house.
>>221291333for an E9 battle episode, the battle was only a short part of it. the main cast wasn't even in the battle.
>>221292140best scene in the show so far
>>221292164Are you playing dumb? How hard is it for you to comprehend a trained lion in a series that features trained, giant ass fire breathing lizards? Why is a fucking lion where your suspension of disbelief draws the line here?
THATS MY SISTER
>>221292190there was no battle thought, they showed us the end the ships shit doesn't count
>>221291799>Every single minority is a good personyeah i hate this about the show. they put all the good goy tokens on TB. greens only have the black maester and he is treated as a clown.
>>221292163that's cool, didn't know that
>>221292205that dialogue for low-iq normie viewers who don't understand what's going on
>>221292193Dragons are intelligent, cats are notoriously hard to train. It makes no sense and it's stupid. Even imaginary shit needs to follow internal consistency and logic to be believable and pleasant to watch. Dragons fit that. War cats don't.
>>221292212>they put all the good goy tokens on TBSome black dudes, only a couple of whom seem to get lines? Refresh my memory.
Can't wait for the next week.
>>221292223not like us amirite /tv/bro it needs real mental acuity to understand sophisticated shit like hotd
srsly, wat the fuck is that?
>>221292232>Dragons are intelligentNot in the Westeros series they aren't. Here they're just big stupid beasts.
>>221292140she also took a knee and did the black lives matter fist salute first and directly addressed the audience that there's no room for racism in westeros or the real world
This show has confirmed blacks are still above trannies in the woke hierarchy Tranny got smoked by that BBC
>>221292253nigga >>221292069
>>221292232You literally just watched an episode in which one of the main characters died because a dragon is not easy to tame and chimped out on everyone.
>>221292241this
>>221292257kek is this your first week watching? Dragons are clearly intelligent in GoT.
>>221292270but that's a feral dragon. you can't expect him not to chimp out after domesticating him for like an hour max
>>221292246We've read the wiki, Ser. Do not confuse us with cazzie show watchers
>>221292265>Tranny got smoked by that BBCthey had anal intercourse? another bold move from HBO!
>>221291822did they? ...
>>221291563RYON!
man, going from Knight of the Seven Kingdoms back to this shit was roughalso why does Condom think making everything a consequence of bad luck rather than character decisions is compelling?
>>221292257>sunfyre gives aegon a playful bump>vhagar makes sure that laena understands what she is saying>syrax understands her own child's death and mourns the dragons in this show aren't retards
>>221292163hes not a successful gamedev what are you smoking, he blamed racists for not buying his game that bombed faggot
If this was a good show, Rhaena would've been trying to tame Sheepstealer only to be revealed that it was already tamed by Nettles
>>221292286And it gives you a good understanding of how different a wild animal is when it's trained, but for some reason you've just decided a lion is where you draw the line. That's really a you issue, there's a lot of shit in this episode infinitely dumber than the Lannisters having a lion.
>>221291687this makes more sense now as to why her knight was angry she made him fuck her.
>>221291765Getting a slam pig and a mountain of gold.Roose won so hard.
>>221292325Normies don't know what a Nettles is.
> "Sometimes they are heroes. Sometimes they are villains. More often they are something in between, grey characters … and grey has long been my favorite color. It is so much more interesting than black or white."George RR Martin They then proceed to make the story that is literally >All the “Good” houses on team black >Almost all the “good characters” besides one is on team Black >Team black shit on team green at every point in the story >Every single “bad” house is on team green >Every single evil character is on team green >Team Green get absolutely shit pj at every point in the story The show is quiet literally team women and minorities vs team white male
Rhaenyra's little speech about having the mind of a king was so cringe I actually did gif related irl
>>221292316>syrax understands her own child's death and mournsscene? nta
How do they train white ravens to go to a specific castle?
>>221292375the ravens are hatched in that castle and transported by land to other p[laces, so when released they go back to their home. that's how they did it irl with pigeons.
>the show literally removed the entire character of neetles and kept Laenor alive just to remove any ounce of Rhaenrya being a Slay Queen Mary Sue What a shit show tv show honestly, I blame George the fat fuck for not having more oversight on his material and this is why he will NEVER be remembered in the same vein as the goat Tolkien
>>221292388If they are transported by land how would they know the way back?
>>221292370when Rhaenyra finds the remains of Arrax and Luke in S2
>Condal and Hess made Aegon give up his crown to strangers, instead of Rhaenyra giving up her crown as it is in the source materialyou'll still see tards online saying this show isn't biased to the Blacks btw
>>221292410kek, the magnetic field of the planet
>>221292396you reckon Tolkien would have been happy with the LotR trilogy?
>>221292420Sure he'll get his crown back when he reunites with Sunfyre in the next episode.
>>221292431Probably not, but if he saw the Hobbit and RoP he'd realize LotR isn't nearly as bad as it could've been.
Is this ep even worth watching?S2 was so bad I started skimming through it after the first few episodes, is it at least better than that?t.books enjoyer
>>221291765>Lady Walda is a Frey, and she has a fertile feel to her. I have become oddly fond of my fat little wife. The two before her never made a sound in bed, but this one squeals and shudders. I find that quite endearing. If she pops out sons the way she pops in tarts, the Dreadfort will soon be overrun with Boltons. Ramsay will kill them all, of course. That's for the best. I will not live long enough to see new sons to manhood, and boy lords are the bane of any House. Walda will grieve to see them die, though.
>>221292447The key jangling action part is fun.
>>221292420What the show is biased towards team black and slay queen!?!? Don’t be ridiculous Just because the writers changed it so Aemond hates his brother, and that Laenor loves, and rhaenrrya has no involvement in blood and cheese, and removed beetles and changed accent to team Black and made Cole a chud does NOT mean the show runners are biased
>>221292443You underestimate the jolly old professor's fondness for grousing*. Check out his correspondence some time.* Some of which, in fairness, is very funny
>>221292447Its trash but entertaining
>>221292431It’s as good as an adaption can be >>221292469
Honestly are the show runners genuinely retarded?The biggest marketing tool this show had going for it was the fact the source material has two teams who the audience can support and it’s not generic good vs evil. They could have done so much with the marketing and suspense and the different good and bad characters from each side interacting and evolving etc Instead they made it team good black people and women vs evil rapist chuds
i was pissed at alicent. just kill this bitch asap
Why did Larys immediately reveal Aegon's identity when they seemed to be doing fine after Aegon got punched and inadvertently kneeled? Why did the Kingsguard listen to Jace and lock his mom in her room? Isn't she the queen? Why does that tranny give me uncanny valley vibes, why does xhem look like something out of a horror movie? Almost like a cgi wax figure or some shit. Why did they replace a competent Nettles with a Niglayreon sister who may be the worst actor of all time, I don't blame Sheepstealer for btfo'ing everything with that yapping retard screeching constantly. How are the CGI dragon battles somehow boring? Why did they keep using that same 3-cord music vrmmm vrummm vrummm some fucking retard shit, was it supposed to cause tension cause it fucking didn't.All in all great episode, I give it a fucking 2.5/10.
>>221292496>Honestly are the show runners genuinely retarded?Yes
>>221292496The "evil rapist chuds" are the good guys btw
>>221292523>they seemed to be doing fine after Aegon got punched and inadvertently kneeled?Nigga did you watch the fucking scene? They were took them for Greens and were going to kill them.
>>221292447Just watch the fleet battle.
>>221292533Too "chosen" for me, bruh.
>>221292540>>221292523Honestly with how the show is going I’m suprised the writers didn’t make Aegon cry and get on his knees and blow the soldier to survive
>>221292557And offer to eat his shit?
>>221292533who the fuck is this guy? was he in the previous season? he looks like the Dickon actor from GoT.
>>221292540Oh, I guess I spaced out and missed that part.
>>221292575>Who is the guy with the HIGHTOWER engraved on the front of his fancy armourHonestly? Could be anyone. Could even be a Hightower.
/aemond/bros, ww@?If Aemond Targaryen speaks, I listen.If Aemond Targaryen orders, I obey.If Aemond Targaryen has a million fans, I am one of them. If Aemond Targaryen has one thousand fans, I'm one of them.If Aemond Targaryen has one fan, I am that fan. If Aemond Targaryen has zero fans, I’m dead.If the world is against Aemond Targaryen, I'm against the world.
>>221292588Clearly he meant what specific character you retard
>>221292600We know, Helaena
>>221292575>>221292588That's Jon Hightower
>>221292603And Otto mentions him by name in the second season, along with the fact that he is marching with the Hightower army.
>>221292557>>221292564>Please i will suck your cock, i will eat your shit, you want me to eat your shit? I will eat your shit in front of the Red Keep
>>221292575It's Melisandre, notice how his neck is always covered
>>221292359Have you read Fire and Blood? Fire and Blood makes it pretty clear that Rhaenyra is unfit to sit the Iron Throne and was a worse ruler than Aegon II.
LMFAO wtf is this shitty fanfiction.
>>221292533>”Does it matter which is king” he sneers Show runners we get it you want us to hate team green but stop ramming it down our throats every fucking second
>>221292651Ah the maesters and their writing
Reminder the show literally made Aegon a rapist and child abuser in season one for literally no reason lol
>>221292447At this point I'm only watching the show for Aemond.
>>221292543Chosen?
>>221292671>child abuserI forgot that part. What a bizarre writing choice. It felt out of character then and it feels out of character now,
Imagine if Joffrey told the kingsguard to lock Bobby B in his room for his own safety... and they did it.
>>221291333thread too soon-1
>>221292447It's all bad just like everything after Season 1 of GoT
It can't all be Green supporters here, right?
>>221292699He would smash the door down with his cock alone, Gods he was strong then
>>221291629better casting than emma or milly
>>221292699Just shows that nobody respects Rhaenyra. Nobody sees her as capable of making her own decissions.
>>221291333I hate to admit it but he looked cool as fuck
>>221292716
How is it, anons? I never bothered to finish S2. Should I force my way through it to watch S3E1, or is it just more of the same shit and signs of shit to come? I have not been keeping up with any news or leaks.
>>221292707https://strawpoll.com/LVyK2OOkbZ0/I FORGOT TO POST THE POLL LOL
Mental how Knight of the seven kingdom has an annoying mong kid and a much lower budget yet is 10000x better simply because they don’t ram their woke bullshit down our throats We don’t even mind making Lyonel a fruit cake but atleast they didn’t make Dunk a tranny and the kingsguard black
>>221292671they even reinforced the greens as rapist chuds with ser cole being a rape supporter in this episode. fucking crazy that the first thing we see of the green army is them raping women
>>221291699No, no, no!
>>221292716Her fighting was cool, i'm glad she's dead so we don't have to witness cringe dialougue with highborns like Euron in GoT.
>>221292699no way that's the only way in and out of that room.
>>221292575Ormund Hightower?
>>221292533Can't wait to see more of this nuanced character and not someone who will turn into this season's obvious villain.
>>221292733Who is left on Team Black now? Daemon?
>>221292671Aegon was providing employment for children, they liked the fighting pits
>>221291333When does season 3 premiere?
>>221292733I'm team fuck 'em all up Sheepstealer
>>221292052Preparing to die. He's been trumatised and very pessimistic about his chances of victory since Rooks Rest. Hope he gets a good send off on the show.
>>221292729Don't fucking bother, it's terrible.
>>221292733I don't recall whos who
what do we think of fake daeron actor who also happens to be trans. on his imdb it says he plays both male and female characters
Lads let’s hear your theories on how the the tranny show runners will make it so Daeron is somehow a chud or on team black?My theory is either Aegon molested him as a child or he gives a monologue on how he hates his brothers and tries to switch sides when he is killed
What is wrong with his hair?
A 30 minute episode with Cole and Gwayn would've been infinitely more interesting than whatever the nonsensical CGI slopfest was. Unfortunately that would've also required a competent script writer and a non-dyke retard at the helm, so oh well.
>>221292783>Hope he gets a good send off on the showI'LL HAVE NO SONGS FOR HOW BRAVE YOU DIED KINGMAKER
>>221292800Born male or female, very important information for me to know before i hate that person online or simp for them
>>221292800resident gay pedos found their new favorite
>>221292729No it's literally fanfiction at this point. Rhaena gets Sheepstealer and takes part in the battle of the Gullet when she was in the Vale. it makes no sense. Also the part with Rhaenyra's younger children being part of that battle is omitted. That's how Viserys Targaryen gets captured by the pirates and sent to Essos while Aegon got away. more butterflies incoming.
>>221292800Are we sure it's a "fake" daeron lmao. Very much on brand for the showrunners to make the one good male green played by a diverse actor.
>>221292496Making Rhaenyra and Alicent BFFs and making Alicent the de facto head of the Greens fucked the show once everyone grew up. Aegon and Aemond needed to be the main drivers of the Greens.
>>221292825>KINGMAKERI may be gaslighting myself but I'm pretty sure Otto Hightower was the Kingmaker before Fire and Blood came out. Can any other oldfags confirm?
>>221292805He already comes off as kind of a dick in this episode. He has no interest in finding out whether his brother died and lets Ormund basically say his death is inconsequential
In this episode we got:>teleporting dragons>going from the eyrie to Dragonstone in less than 1 day>stupid girlboss pandering after doing the most stupid act possible>using third grade logic against "sworm loyal knights" and somehow workingNot looking good, this show has learned nothing from the mistakes on GOT but here we go, let's what the slop as usual and clap the stupid moments.
I can’t believe we got Alicent kissing demons instead of Alicent getting her ass eaten out by Helaena
>>221292819Why did they turn Cole into some Nietschian chud>nothing matters. Hang the rapists or don't, it doesn't matter. We're all going to die anyways. War never changes.
>>221292827born malehttps://www.reddit.com/r/HouseOfTheDragon/comments/1m2b96d/a_video_of_charlie_gordon_daeron_where_we_can/
>>221292829>Rhaena gets Sheepstealer and takes part in the battle of the Gullet when she was in the ValeThis is all done to prevent Daemon's affair with Nettles and Rhaenyra ordering her assassination. All to white wash Rhaenyra even more.
>>221292868Rhaenyra makes Alicent eat Helaena's ass out later
>uhhh—-ummmm NO WE WONT FIGHT! We will have no s-s-songs written about you kingsla-a-ayer SHOOT HIM QUICK!!Has there ever been three bigger pussies in the history of ASOIAF lore? Imagine turning down a 3v1 and bitching out and trying to sound cool with a line to hide your cowardice
>>221292800So she was born female huh, no wonder he looks cute af
>>221292876>born maleABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING
>>221292858Wait what when does Daeron appear at any point or even references beyond seeing his dragon?
>>221292885northern cucks have no honor and are pure savages.
>>221292818Vhagar melted it
>>221292885The whole war was started because Cole convinced Aegon to take the crown, that doesn't happen in the show but it is the whole reason for the line being dropped in the book.
So is it>best heavy calvary: Vale>best light calvary/skirmishers: Dorne>best light infantry: North>best heavy infantry: Westerlands>best archers: Iron Islands
Is their a part in the lore when Rhaenrya makes Haelana and alicent get intimate together or am I pervert freak imagining things
>>221292858Good he's more Hightower than Targshit on the show since he never interacted with his family ever.
>>221292885Cole is a faggot who doesn't deserve an honorable death, he dies like a bitch denied he epic duel
>>221292914that bitch was leading him on. aemond dindu nuffin
>>221292695Targaryens were influenced by Jewish history, according to GRRM. Incestuous, prone to mental illness, lost their homeland, believe they're superior to others, want to control Western men, etc.
>>221292885Never expect much from Riverlords and you will never be disappointed.
>>221292936Rumors that the (((Maesters))) put into the text unsubstantiated.
>>221292945>1v1000>dies like a bitchuhm what?
What was Preston's reaction to this shitshow?
>>221292907Who do you think the redhead kid was?
>>221292914Aemond is a retard, Helaena is right there and he does this shit
>>221292914Just deflect it by kissing him on the cheek or forehead, GEEZUS.
>>221292965Clearly wasn’t Daeron you fucking retard
>>221292818Half of his face is burned they're making jokes about his appearance
>everyone in this show is borderline retarded Where’s Tywin kek
>>221292957Ummm could you perhaps post the exact rumours in the text so I can…… process them
>>221292961>1v1000He tries to bitch out of a fight with Norf FC. by challenging them to a duel precisely because he knew his army was going to be shitstomped
>>221292885>Has there ever been three bigger pussies in the history of ASOIAF lore?Not sure, there was at least enough pussy in Benioff and Weiss for ten normal people. Apiece.
>wasting two dragons on a battle that’s already won>”let’s just keep going low to the ground”>fanfiction writing of sheepsmear when in the books she got thrown off a cliff or something for being cocky K
>>221292980It's LITERALLY the guy they cast as Daeron.
>Who are you?>A witch.
>>221292884Yeah but that’s not in private.
>please Aemond please go to the big castle that’s never be destroyed even though Aegon the first destroyed an entire family dynasty because he used his brain and realized they have no where to escape and Tywin did the same thing later without dragons and used water >women need to ruleAre we sure?
>>2212928002 trannies in the same show? Damn, that's progress.
>>221292914I'm gonna come right out and say it. I think Aemond Targaryen might be literally L I T E R A L L Y me.
i forgot this show has a disgusting troon actor that everyone has to pretend is beautiful and intimidating but anyone with any % of vision can see that he is ugly and weird looking
>>221292992Basically mushroom makes up rumors that mysaria sells Alicent and helaena(who’s already catatonic by this time) to a brothel which is why Helaena kills herself
>>221293012Wait what?So Daeron is a random ginger squire who during his introduction has no dialogue beyond “yes sir” after being told to wash a random bum and after hearing his brother is dead?Yep I’m no longer watching this piece of shit show it’s literally fan fiction, when is the next season of dunk and egg out?
>>221293025why doesn't aemond verify if daemon is still at harrenhal? why does he just shut off his brain and trust this bitch?
Aemond is literally the only smart character in this show but he’s surrounded by his stupid fucking family. His brother is just “im retarded” and his mom is “im a woman” fucking Christ dude no wonder he said fuck this and decided to fight Daemon
>>221293045daemon and aemond are what true valyrians were. even kangqueror isn't made in the image of the freehold
>>221293043Aemond is a manchild with mommy issues
>>221293030they killed him off
>>221293041Not sure what the go with the hair change is, AI can probably just add him as Link in over whatever this shit is though I suppose.
>Aemond and Daemon are supposed to be the two biggest badasses on the show >Daemon has a badass moment every time he appears and is always in battle >Aemond has not had a single badass moment as an adult and has never been shown in combat What could they mean by this?
>rhaenyra nodding while talking about her dumb planCute
>>221293056he has mommy issues yes but he isn't a manchild>>221293038haelana needs to show her tits and ass already. we have waited too long
>IM NOT AFWAID!!!!!! I AM NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!does this nigga have autism?
>>221293075Aemond is a fake demon and Daemon is the most based character to ever grace Westeros which is why he wins their dragon duel
Wait seriously what the fuck are they doing with Daeron? They literally had him as the big reveal and the final scene in season 2 and that’s how they introduce him?I garuantee 90% of the audience has no idea that’s Daeron
>>221293101there's going to be a prisoner swap and a fDaeron.
>>221292962>What was Preston's reaction to this shitshow?Why do you guys like that fag so much?
>>221293101Who’s that again?
>>221293138Cause he's the only youtuber whose autistic with George's vision.
>>221293139Literally the only “good” person that cuck George Martin includes on team Green and and Aegon and Aemonds brother Probably why the tranny showrunners have destroyed his character and made him a random ginger squire
>>221293153George's opinion doesn't mean shit since fatty has completely dropped any pretenses about finishing his book
>>221293139>DaeronIt's D-aeryon, the black nigga on the ship
George RR Martins penance will be the fact he will not finish the series and therefore his legacy will destroyed for history He thinks it doesn’t matter now as he’s rolling in cash but the series will never become timeless like the Narnia or LOTR series
>>221292868>>221292884Every single AI says you two are full of shit
>i may be a woman>but deep down im really a manlol lmao troons just cant help themselves can they
>>221293199>Believing AII only listen to trustworthy sources like Mushroom
>>221293101there was a leaked bts of >>221293132, not sure which ep itll be in. and then later it will be revealed that its fake and the real daeron was ormunds ginger squire. shits gay
>>221292957BROTHEL QUEENS
The trannys voice was really off putting, it wasn’t even the fact it’s a man’s voice it’s the fact due to them having that distinctive tranny voice they have no vocal or acting range
>ITS BECAUSE IM A WOMANNo it’s because you are shit ruler. No one gives a fuck
If brothel queens is real it will single handily save this show
>>221291353I can't stand how ugly and useless she is.
why the fuck is there a """fake""" Daeron at all? how retarded of a plot twist are they cooking up here?
>>221293238Apparently they all use the same youtube videos to practice not sounding like men
>I WANT A THRONE OF SWORDS OMGGGGGGGGYou have literal dragons.
>>221293261i think its fine, adds a little intrigue and such
Daeron's wig is so bad
>>221293275Daenerys had dragons and bitched about the spiky chair too
Just think within our lifetime we can use AI to literally create any scene we want Imagine being able to create a 15 minute scene of alicent being made to eat Haelanas ass as Haelana cries and Rhaenrya laughs in full 4k with rich dialogue
Anyone has a torrent?
Maybe they made it shit on purpose to make the Dunk and Egg team look better?
>>221293297Won't have the sovl of poorly written human made smut fanfic of the same premise
>ITS BECAUSE IM A WOMANoh for fucks sake
>>221293266>apparentlynigga its anonymous board who are you trying to fool
>tranny character>is psychotic and has an autistic fixationwhy are tranny freaks so good at accurately portraying themselves as crazy retards meanwhile they try to make us all believe that a black man can lead people on water? do they not know that blacks cant swim?
>>221293343Most seafarers weren't able to swim. There's no point, as your chances of survival after falling into open water are slim to none anyway.Also transfolx are heckin valid and normal.
>>221293256Only if gratuitous and made by Bound Gang Bangs.
>>221291588thats reggie ledoux
Honestly a little off topic but trannys are such off putting people, they are all mentally ill even the ones who seem “reasonably normal”>have a transgender colleague >go out of my way to be overly nice to them >stick up for them in work>help them with stuff in their personal life >accidentally say “bro” to them while hungover as a figure of speech >they have a complete mental breakdown and try and get me fired
Should I come back for this? I want a measured answer
>>221291585>>fallout season 2 is more competent >picrelLOL LMAO
>>221293374this is why you always go out of your way to make them feel like the freaks they truly are.
>watching the dragon lesbian show after K7K showed us what Westeroskino could be again
>>221293374Pandering to mental illness can only ever go one way.
>>221293390If you believe this general it's the worst shit ever made but also they're going to watch it the second it's available and spend all week complaining
uhhh tranny sisters??? this bl*ck m*n just killed the character that was representing us on the show??? is it time to #canceloursubs?
>>221293409>>221293431It genuinely made no sense to me, I literally respected their illness yet they turn into venomous rats the second they feel slighted Horrible creatures
>>221291366>this bitch thought she could claim vhagar
Don't care about anything else but what Daemon's getting up to
Just cancel this shit alreadygive me more DUNK
>>221293473getting girlbossed by a child and his sister.
>>221292825with how fucked up the writting is, this will probably be an accident or he'll just flee to essos or some shit>>221292914what the fuck are they doing
>>221293505Who’s that cutie patotie
>>221293088>winsthey both die. The only way Daemon could kill Aemond is if he killed himself in the process
>>221292914wish they fooked
>>221293524Alyssane Blackwood. Ned's great great great grandmother.
>>221293505Need women like this
>>221293415I'd say it's a good hate watch, but it's not even bad enough for that. It's boring, has some truly bad actors and the writing is abysmal, but really no worse than modern slop you see everywhere.
>>221292232In the books there's a skinchanger who wargs into a snow tiger or whatever. And wolves are just as difficult to train as lions
>>221293415K7K is shit as well, just not as shit
>>221293415How good we had it
>>221293505Wouldn't the Blackwoods be pissed especially Alysanne because Daemon just executed her brother or father.
>>221293539Ahhh another girl boss on team black and the rest of the Queens
>>221293540>>221293505Imagine the pegging with her polished weirwood strap-on dildo.
>>221293591Umm sweetie that was a MAN and also a chud and deserved to die to make way for the badass lady boss
>>221293576Really liked how they were all fucked up the following episode, which is absolutely not going to happen in House of the Dogshit. Alyn is going to be perfectly fine the next time we see his black ass.
>>221293591blackwoods are jeets of riverlands
>>221291588A Green Walker. Duh
>>221292253was this in the episode?I moslty had it on in the background while shitposting on here
>>221293655yeah it showed up for like 2 seconds before the girlboss witch
Corlys is strong and agile for 80 years old gramp
>>221293634>>221293634>>221293634Let's go guys
>>221292375george never explained how his raven mail works other then "le ravens are le smart"
>>221292496>The biggest marketing tool this show had going for it was the fact the source material has two teams who the audience can support and it’s not generic good vs evil.Lol, come on. Granted it's not as cartoonish in the book as in the show, but even in the book Team Black is the cooler and less villanous one, and it's not even close. Even before the show the Black fans would outnumber the Green fans 4 to 1 in every poll.
>>221292753>her>sheanon, I....
>>221291805He doesn't look so strong now.
>>221291922Hydrahd dot ru