mommy incest sexo wtih alicent

I LOVE trannies (afab, they/them, dragon rider) but I HATE trannies (amab, she/her, yucky corsair)

>>221293634
>Has worst hair in Targaryen history
>Someone calls his hair pretty
WTH

>>221293683
>autist doesn't get that it was meant jokingly.

>>221293713
I'm sorry I can't support Aemond anymore because he went for incest with Alicent instead of the vastly superior option of incest with Helaena

I understand the tranny writers logic of wanting every female character to be “good” but what the actual fuck is Alicents plan? Have Aemond and Aegon killed then become BFFs with Rhaenrya again?

>>221293743
Imagine Helaena using her green sight to pinpoint the exact moment you're gonna bust and so she times her own orgasm at the same time and you feel her inner folds collapse and shudder around your throbbing penis as you climax in ecstasy. Wouldn't that be weird haha? Unless....?

All joking aside did Viserys intend for Aegon to be king at the end?

>>221293765
Yes. Daeron and Helaena are good enough to give a 50% win rate on kids

>>221293765
yes. unironically.

>>221293770
These was written like you've only "experienced" sex through pornographic doujinshi

>>221293765
>but what the actual fuck is Alicents plan? Have Aemond and Aegon killed then become BFFs with Rhaenrya again?
Yes. Alicent literally told Rhaenyra this last season.

>>221293713
The writing on the show is really good. In case him trying to kill his brother and generally being a psychotic murdering bastard wasn't enough to demonstrate that we aren't supposed to like this character, now he literally wants to fuck his mom.

>>221293786
Not a chance

>>221293786
no

I wonder what was so bad about this season that it made George quit

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This cant be Daeron, right?!

>>221293765
>what the actual fuck is Alicents plan?
Have Helaena open the gates so the blacks can take King's Landing without bloodshed, hand over Aegon to Rhaenyra for him to be executed, pack up Helaena and Jahaera and go to Essos while the blacks win and eventually kill Aemond.

>>221293822
Yeah, I can't even imagine. Everything until now, including this ep was really good and didn't have any major problems at all.

>>221293508
Did a character say this off-hand and I just missed this or am I supposed to just read the books/leaks and know this?

>>221293799
It's a joke you dip. Do you really think that I thought a female orgasm has a woman's vaginal walls "collapsing?" Are you fucking autistic nigga? Are you stupid or some shit? The female orgasm isn't even REAL nigga.

>>221293834
It is Daeron, they are being secretive about it for plot reasons that are sure to be incredibly stupid. He is traveling "incognito" or something even though his fucking dragon has to be on a wagon somewhere or something.

>>221293822
who cares

the fat fuck doesn't care enough about the world he created to finish the books, but he gets offended when hollywood retards bastardize his work

>>221293854
>it was a joke (not funny)
>dude I was pretending
>edgy virgin comment about women to fit in
>gratuitous use of the n-word, again to fit in
Vacate these halls, at once.

>>221293822
No idea, it mogs KOTSK in every conceivable way.

>>221293822
In case you haven't realized yet Gurm quits everything conveniently at some point so he can claim that it's everyone's fault but his when it goes shit and if everyone just listened to him it would be kino. He's going to end up quiting K7K as well

Daeronbros, what do we think about our boy?

>>221293876
fuck you tranny

I say he can stay

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>>221293876
I said nigga not nigger, you silly goose. You go.

>>221293902
Why's he Link?

>>221293834
It's Daeron. Daemon is going to get sent to intercept the Hightower host and retrieve Daeron, and they will hand over some Targ looking kid who is a decoy. It will later be revealed that this kid was Daeron the whole time in hiding for reasons that made no sense at this point in the story. He has Hightower features and doesn't look like a Targ and is potentially even Criston Cole's bastard, depending how stupid you think expect the writing to get this season.

THATS MY SISTER

>>221293822
He secretly doesn't like all the black people

>>221293822
He's dedicating all his time to finishing winds :)

More like Showstealer

Troonslop

>>221293902
i dont like the way he looks so far, i want to see him with long blonde hair and not like the ones like in his Link photos. want to see him with proper platinum blonde targ hair

>>221293807
To be fair, he's a Targ. incest is a badge of pride for them. Even the best of them couldn't stop fucking their closest relatives.

I don't believe Aemond doesn't have any confidence that Vhaegar would btfo the dragon seeds even on a 1 v 3. Vhaegar mogs them all and has actual combat experience compared to the rest.

So besides Women rule and men drool what exactly does alicent get out of literally having two of her sons executed by Rhaenrya again? Absolutely zero reason she can’t just get Haelana and disappear to Essos right now without having to set up her two eldest sons to die

Showrunners are retards

>>221294007
Only Aegon IV had sex with his child though

>>221294026
The showrunners are trying as hard as physically possible to make Aemond a bitch. He literally has zero combat scenes and they have literally tried to show him scared in every scene he has been in since midway through season 2

>>221293925
>finds untamed dragon
>decides to fly him straight to battle
>surprised when he can't discern friend from foe
>ends up ruining everything
>flies off
this shit will never not be funny

>>221294032
>your retard sons die
OR
>your retards sons die along with you, everyone you love and all of Port landing in a fiery genocide
Dude women are so retarded lmfaooooo

>>221294026
vhaegar would lose 3v1 against the dragonseeds imo, i never read the books so I don't know how they all die but they could ambush vhaegar and take her down easy wouldnt they, vermithor is the second biggest isnt je

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>>221292854
Alicent being the de facto leader of the greens wouldn't be a problem had they committed to her being a bitter cunt like in s1e7
They can't have any of their females being all violent and pro-war and shit though, that's the stinky men's job

It’s so fucking annoying they got rid of neetles

It’s literally the one black/brown character that fits naturally into the story and is a great character. If they didn’t want to ruin Rhaenrya perfect image just don’t have her order her execution ffs

>>221294032
The most retarded thing about it all is the show acting like Alicent is not the one that pushed Aegon to be king. Even a lot of Aemond's issues are ultimately just down to Alicent being a shitty mother.

>>221293713
>get rejected by your sister
>go for the mom instead
our guy is a true chad aemondbros

>>221294087
Zero reason she can’t fuck off to essos at any moment with Haelana also it was her fucking idea for Aegon to be crowned

>>221294104
while vhaegar would lose against 3 dragons, I don't think the 3 are good enough rider to match Aemond

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>>221293834
nah that's Link

>>221294134
Do you forget that one of those dragon riders are black? Aemond dies in that scenerio

>>221294079
>the untamed wild dragon somehow understands high valyrian
this whole meme about dragon riders talking to their dragons in high valyrian pisses me off
in the books dany teaches her dragons commands in valyrian because she doesn't want someone else being able to command them, not because dragons magically only understand this one language

>hey guys why is that random
Red haired kid controlling that blue dragon
>hey guys why is the kid who is basically part of the most famous family in Westeros now got red hair pretending to be a squire

>>221294176
Very Lucasian choice, it must be said

>>221294134
do you really need to be a good rider or have experience riding or even your dragons have experience fightting if youre a big fucker like vermithor and 2 medium ones just sic them on vhaegar in an ambush how hard would it really be

>>221294033
Fucking your kid niece or little sister isn't much better, anon. At least Aemond is into adults.

>>221294026
Daemon took down with one, even if it cost his dragon as well

>>221294129
How does fucking up to essos save her sons?

>>221294206
if you fall off the dragon it's an instant death, so yeah you kinda have to be good

>>221294222
>fuck off to essos with your daughter
>help your enemy kill your two sons then fuck off to essos with Haelana

It’s a difficult choice

>>221294026
Aemond didn't even know about the dragonseeds, he thought he was going against Raenyra, Jace and his fiance

>>221294176
Isn't it massively hinted that dragons are magic abominations created by Valyria? If so, it'd make sense for them to have some responsivity to Valyrian magically imprinted into them.

If daemon died killing Aemond does that gain Aemond any cred for forcing a draw or is still a massive loss?

>>221294242
She believes her two sons, along with quite literally everyone else, will die by the hand of her enemies regardless of what she does. It's literally a trolley problem where on one track: her two sons and on the other: her two sons and all of Port landing. Somehow you don't understand why she'd flip the lever.

>>221293923
>potentially even Criston Cole's bastard
what was the point of the dragon seeds then if you don't have to have valyrian blood to ride a dragon?

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>>221294220
Caraxes is basically built to counter Vhagar and going to a fight knowing you wont be coming back is entirely different when you're trying to win and survive.
Daemon would never have Caraxes latch onto Vhagar like he did otherwise

>>221294272
not really, if anything it's hinted the Targs and all dragon riders are magic abominations created to tame the dragons and they mixed with them in the past, and that is why some of them even are born with wings in recent times

>>221294176
which is funny because Sunfyre was the opposite
He understood the common tongue but not valyrian

>>221294079
doesn't rhaena already have a baby dragon?
how can she bind with a diferent dragon then?

Where did the 3rd dragon come from and why was it her sister? i'm confused, someone explain?

>>221294302
Are you a fucking retard?

At any point she can fuck off to essos with Haelana. What does she gain by helping kill her two sons first?

>>221294335
sunfyre is a chud dragon

>>221294344
you're confused about what? bitch was dragonless, she found a dragon in the wild, tamed it (sorta kinda), went back to dragonstone to show her shiny new dragon, noticed the naval battle and joined in

>>221291636
>>221289780
old enough for kisses

Wait am I missing something?

Does Rhaenrya have any other kids in the show besides Luke and Jace? If not who inherits at the end?

>>221294344
She didn't have a dragon and lived in the Vale. Then she wandered off and met the dragon. Then she flew back to Dragonstone.

>In the ensuing Battle of the Gullet, Jacaerys and four dragonseeds attacked the Triarchy's fleet with dragonflame. An easy victory for the blacks seemed at hand, until Vermax flew too low, possibly wounded from a crossbow bolt to the eye or pulled down by a grapnel, and crashed into a burning galley. Jacaerys lept free and clung to the smoking wreckage of the ship, but was struck by Myrish crossbow quarrels until he sank into the sea. The Velaryon fleet managed to push back the Triarchy's warships, but Driftmark was sacked by the Essosi soldiers during the battle

LMAO, what a jobber

>>221294372
He's got a 3rd kid from Harwin Strong, Joffrey.
As well as 2 more from Daemon, Aegon the Younger and Viserys.

>>221293854
NTA, or any of these anons but youre trying way too hard.

>>221294362
i mean why were the dragons attacking each other when they're supposed to be on the same team?

>>221294354
Autistic, sociopath or trolling. Either way you're a lower lifeform and this conversation is over.

>>221294372
How could you forget about the important character Joffrey Velaryon

>>221294372
She has 5 kids. 3 with "laenor" and 2 with Daemon. The two kids with Daemon become king at the end. This battle was supposed to include the two kids she was sending them away to essos away from the war. It becomes a plotpoint later on for her Kid's reign as king. It's fucking retarded.

>>221294396
Where are they in the show

Is it just me or have all the green actors other than TGC given up on the show? Mathew and Ewan are usually better actors.

>>221294402
The dragons werent attacking each other, only Sheepstealer (3rd dragon) was attacking randomly because he just bonded with Rhaena and had no idea what the fuck was going on or who the other dragons were

>>221294408
since Aegon is already going to Dragonstone, no reason to send the kids away now

>>221294414
she sent them to pentos after luke got killed

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>>221294414
How sweet of Rhaenyra to watch over her cousins.

>>221294402
same reason dogs at the dog park quarrel. their owners lack control.

>>221294436
In the show they got sent to the Vale that's why Rhaena was in the Vale and got Sheepstealer.

Did the show ever acknowledge the fact all Rhaenryas kids are fully white yet their father was supposed to be black lmao

It’s actually crazy how fucking retarded it is they changed the velerayons black in the show and how that fucked in the entire story and everyone gave them a pass

>>221293822
He spelt it out pretty clearly in his blog post.

>Aegon III and Viserys II disappeared too

soundtrack was incredible

>>221294394
>5 fucking dragons
>still almost lost

The blacks really were the shittiest faction in doing warfare

>>221294451
vale megacunt sent them to pentos this episode. btw thats how danys eggs end up in essos.
when have the vale ladies ever not been grumpy pmsing bitches.

>>221294451
They were sent to Pentos from the Vale.

>>221294457
did you not watch season 1? it's literally the best episode of this series

>>221294451
i thought the vale was just a stop over on the way to pentos, pretty funny rhaena just ditched all the little boys to fend for themselves just so she could go chase sheepstealer

>>221294457
there's no nuance or subtlety in the show and basically everyone knows that rhaenyra cheated on her husband and gave birth to a bunch of bastards, but nobody cares because she's a epic strong badass who needs no man, despite existing in a patriarchal society that treats unlawful children as second class citizens

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>>221294489
>>221294493
Well that's fucking retarded. Aegon flies away on a dragon and Viserys gets captured and Jace dies trying to protect his baby brother.

>>221294499
Since all Rhaenryas kids are bastards isn’t Aegon technically her heir?

>>221293713
This whole scene was fucking weird. Alicent was giving "fuck me" eyes to her son and trying to manipulate him. Why did she act surprised?

>>221294489
so how is Joffrey and Aegon gonna come back because they gotta be around for plot reasons.

>>221294530
Aegon III and Viserys II aren't bastards. They're from Daemon.

>>221294457
their father was obama black
so his kids would be like quarter black at best. its not as egregious as it seems.
also thats like an entire theme of the show retard. everyone talks about how the strong kids looked different.
anyway they are all dead now, oopsies lol.

>>221294528
Oh my god who the hell cares

>>221294524
someone did care
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcdKqpYjsz4

and lost his head for it

Do you reckon a single member of the greens will have a heroic or badass moment in the entire series and if so what do you think it will be?

>>221294528
the kids are too small in the show to do all that
pretty clearly they will not be relevant in the show until later seasons if ever.

>>221294574
unless they change the story again, Daeron will

>What would have me do?

>>221294546
Marriage with laenor was never annulled so ya they’re bastards

>>221294530
Bro why is Aegon II still fighting this war. He lost his heir and his Heir is a girl so either way the throne legitimately passes over to Rhaenyra's kids who are all boys. They never included Maelor in the show. So Aegon II's logic is a woman is legitimate hence then Rhaenyra is legitimate or it passes over his Daughter to the legitimate MALE HEIR which is Rhaenyra's sons.

>>221294405
You're faggot or tranny who are unironically defending ths tranny shit

>>221294578
season 4 is the last of this show

>>221294571
yes and everyone treated him like he was a villain for wanting to follow laws and traditions
even his own brother who knows for a fact that his supposed grandchildren are bastards was like "oh they beheaded my brother in kings landing while I was in a coma? eh what are you gonna do, life goes on. time to sacrifice thousands of my men for rhaenyra's cause"

honestly feel like the questionsperg itt and the last few threads is legit asking stupid questions thats already been answered or that is common knowledge just because he wants (you)s and people to talk to

>>221294599
Laenor died. Marriages automatically get annuled when the husband dies without a heir.

>>221294591
He's going to get killed by a tent in the most humiliating way possible

>>221294571
the most based man in Westeros

Whenever I see a comment NOT hating on this show I imagine them as Indian or Brazilian

>>221294604
aemond and daeron are his heirs, dumbass

also, its clear that aegon is a puppet and has zero agency

>>221294623
I think it's just normies getting back into the show.

>>221294626
>laenor died
Not before her marriage with daemon. Rhaenyra is a traitor and mother of bastards

>>221294626
targs can also have multiple wife/husbands. it's really not an issue
>>221294630
you or that anon asked if any of the greens will have an heroic moment, not if he dies like a bitch

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>>221293822
>I wonder what was so bad about this season that it made George quit
What do you mean what is so bad? The show is fucking shit. The story and the characters have gone so off the rails that it barely resembles Fire & Blood. Do people really not feel this when they watch?

>>221294630
Will you kill yourself when he survives the show?

Unironically during the fire and blood generation not a single Targ was fit to rule.

Westeros needed a Big Bobby B during that time to come in with his warhammer and smash some Targs up

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>>221294643
>Aemond is his he-
Oh no!

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>queen elizabeth quote

>>221294610
yeah who knows. maybe they get murdered in a small scene, or captured by the greens later.

>>221293822
it was last season that made george quit, he has no output or opinion on this one. He made a large post ''beware of the butterflies'' explaining his problems with season 2

>>221294646
>normies
To me they’re fucking freaks

>>221294661
It’s literally the fat fucks fault

How could he watch as they destroyed Game of thrones and not have more oversight on any future projects? He deserves everything he gets the greedy fat fuck

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>>221294676
Dareon Targaryen was. Only thing bad about him was he was too zesty. You have to be a badass enough that Aegon III's son is named Dareon. He's literally Targaryen Renly.

I’m glad that faggot bastard is dead, his face pissed me the fuck off

>>221293822
Who gives a single fuck what George thinks about anything, he's the cuckold that approved of all this in the first place, he's also the one who told dumb and dumber who wins at the end of the books and then when everyone rightly mocked how shit the ending was he tried to pretend that his non-existent ending will be different and better

>>221294676
the seven kingdoms still had too much generational ptsd from the conqueror burning their shit to the ground to attempt any kind of rebellion agains the ruling dynasty

>>221294639
the road to being a /pol/ chud is willful fantasies conforming to your racist worldview

why is aegon so fucking dumb? just lie and bendini

>>221294727
cause he would've been put to the sword anyway

>>221294700
The fat man doesn't have creative control, he's said so himself and control isn't easily handed over from the execs. He talked about how JK Rowling had the leverage to gain major input over Harry Potter when it was getting made because the books were a mega hit, but he didn't have nearly the same ability when getting the HBO deal.

So why exactly did Aegon have to run? He is the fucking king this isn’t some
Anime in which the best swordsman is somehow the most powerful person.

Literally have the best swordsmen protecting you and tell your city to
Chop Aemonds fucking head off if he tries anything

so what exactly was larys' plan?
just admit immediately that you're smuggling the king and hope you don't get immediately beheaded?

>>221294742
Maybe he shouldn't have been stupider than JK Rowling then and used the popularity he gained after GoT to have leverage on future projects. As far as I know Rowling still controls everything with an iron fist even after HBO got the rights to the show

>Harrenhal has withstood dragon fire before
Literally the most famous thing to happen to the castle is it NOT withstanding dragon fire

>>221294721
every single region of the seven kingdom had a rebellion even after the Targ got in power, but never united together until Robert against the central government. Local problems were more of an issue

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>>221294742
He gave control to DnD before all this woke bullshit took over. Just watch season 1-3 when it was at it's peak there a nude chick every scene.
https://georgerrmartin.com/notablog/2010/07/28/

>>221294742
What are you talking about?

After game of thrones Martin was literally a god in Hollywood and every single thing ASOIAF material he had written was basically gold dust. He could have negotiated whatever the fuck he wanted for house of the dragon but he is a fat retard who only cares about the money

>>221294787
>every single region of the seven kingdom had a rebellion even after the Targ got in power
what the fuck are you on about?

>>221294760
the beet swordsman is criston or aemond
the good kingsguard fucked off or died, aegon elevated his idiot lickspittle friends to the posts.
>jaehaerys knew the only thing that could tear down the house if the dragon was itself.

>>221294593
ASS TO ASS with Alicent

>>221294742
Stop defending the lazy sack of cholesterol, he could have easily had full creative control over any projects after GoT and is just a lazy fuck who will never do that because it would require him to actually work

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i love how they turned alicent into not only one of television's most irrational characters but also one of the most monstrous, but they don't see it that way because betraying your children, your father, your father's entire family and your erstwhile lover to their deaths is based and noble when it's in service of a girlbossin' bestie

>>221294801
if you read fire and blood every single Targ king had to deal with some unnamed rebellions (+ the ironmen). the most famous example is Egg basically going against the nobility because he tried to give peasants rights

>>221294774
lol this, its a ruin because it was built to be indestructible by normal armies but it couldnt withstand dragon fire. tywin even explained it in got if i remember correctly. i think the writers didnt watch/read it...

>>221294807
>the literal king couldn’t do anything about Aemond trying to kill him

He could literally order a thousand men with swords to follow him at all times and execute Aemond anytime he wanted

>>221294830
And Tywin dismantled everything that socalist did and gave great prosperity to the realm.

>>221294792
>mood: horny
kek
better times

When Daemon was complaining about how Jason Lannister got away, did he forget he has a giant dragon that could easily have hunted down the routing army?

>>221294841
Aemond has the only deterrent stopping Daemon from turning up and burning them all to death

The writers kind of forget Alicent orchestrated the entire war

>>221294818
>try to convince your own son to go to an ambush so he gets killed
might aswell just poioson him or stab him in his sleep at this point, why are women like this

Why wasn't Daemon riding his dragon?

>>221294854
I mean the americans had helicopters and napalm strikes vs the Vietnamese and they still lose Vietnam. Dragons can't see people across the trees.

>>221294862
honestly the writers liked a bit too much the yuri fanfictions

>>221294841
that not how it works
did you miss the part where the king is a cripple who can barely walk?

>>221294861
>hey aemond bro I know you want to kill me and stuff but I’m still the fucking king so I told my thousand guards if you approach me to cut your fucking head off. No hard feelings you are still my bro and stuff but we are in a war for our families survival but I just can’t let you kill me

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>>221294879
the main writer is a lesbian whose claim to fame is Orange is the New Black. of course they're all going to be lesbian coded.

>>221294894
And then Vhagar passes overhead and all of the guards shit themselves

I thought it was shit. Am I crazy? They're still writing Alicent and Rhaenyra as peace loving dindunuffinwrongs who are victims of the incompetent patriarchy. The sea battle was filmed a bit lame. I don't give a fuck about not-nettles Baela how to train her dragoning. I don't like Aemond and Aegon wanting to kill eachother instead of being strong and united together. Still no Daeron. It's all so tiresome.

>>221294906
How would Vhagar fit inside Aegon's bedroom?

jace died because foids are stupid

>>221294906
By that logic why didn’t Aemond become
God emperor of the world the second he got Vhagar?

>>221294830
those were minor uprisings usually involving a single lord going full retard
there was never an actual rebellion up until bobby b

>>221294913
No it’s definitely still shit

>>221294591
>Daeron will
Dying in a tent is heroic?
>>221294574
I feel like the only badass green moments are
>Criston daring people to fight him only to get murdered by cowards
and
>Aegon's "If they search the seven hells, mayhaps."
Daeron doesn't do anything cool desu and Aemond just humiliates himself at every turn

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>>221294913
You blind nigga. You think Lord hightower is gonna let some kid walk with him wearing green and has Alicent's haircolor?

In the book, why didn’t Daemon just take all the dragon seeds immediately to go kill Aemond and end the war?

Did egg get his shit rocked for trying to give the peasants rights I forgot

>>221294944
When is he getting naked?

>riverlanders must be returned to the mud
Stop trying to be cool with your oc world building hack, they already have a burial practice it’s burning bodies in boats

>>221294938
Zero and I mean ZERO chance the female writers make Cole’s last stand badass. They will 100% make him seem like a chud who gets smoked

>disguise Daeron as a squire
>he has to expose who he is every time he gets on the dragon
???????

>>221294916
How would 1000 guards fit inside Aegon's bedroom?

>>221294950
Because the plan was to lure Aemond to Harrenhall and take over King's Landing. They don't give a shit about Aemond. Once she gets king's landing it's over for Aemond.

>>221294938
knowing the writers the aegon line wont be in it, hes going to make some jokes about his burned dick or something like that instead

>>221294961
proof he gets naked?

>>221294981
Those that can't fit can stand in the corridor, unlike Vhagar.

>>221294938
Cole's death was never badass, he tried to weasel out of a battle he was going to lose so they just killed him and made fun of him as he died

>>221294978
I assume the Hightower host does know who he is

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>>221294960
The king shits and the hand wipes.

How the fuck does the Daeron in disguise thing work again?

He is literally Michael Jackson famous in Westeros and has a dragon

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>we cant fight our ground war without a dragon to protect us

>but the dragon has to be 100 feet max in order to burn us all
>but if we just had like 10 scorpions or ballistae we would be completely immune to them

>no you dont understand theyre literally an analogy for nukes okay

?????????

>>221295001
He wanted to surrender so his men won't be slaughtered and came under the flag of peace.
Butcher's Ball = Red Wedding
Blacks = Walder Frey.

>>221295001
didn't they just fake lying on the ground and ambushed him.

>>221295019
He's the 3rd son of the king sent to the country side + it helps he doesn't look like a Targaryan.

>>221295023
Never understood this myself

Why wouldn’t armies just have like 100 scorpions ready to go at all times? They aren’t expensive and not overly difficult to make

>>221293997
Probably they had him dye his hair red to remain hidden.

>>221294944
Ok atleast Daeron is there, the rest of the episode was still shit tho

>throughout the fight hundreds of arrows and quarrels are being fired off from both sides and maybe hitting 3 people in each crowd
>3 quarrels are perfectly aimed at Jace's neck

that on top of the harpoon anchor perfectly catching his dragons harness made me laugh, it's a shame this has x10 the budget of Dunky Eggs but isnt even close in terms of quality

so what's the 50/50 of them turning Dareon gay? He might be too young to film a gay scene.

I feel like the blacks should support Aegon since they’re all mysoginisys and don’t respect women

>>221295023
Yep I'm so tired of the selective logic this shit uses.
The armies can't bring down a dragon but we've already seen naval ballistas and those grapnels kill two dragons within a minute or two of being in range. Fucking retarded.

>>221295048
you need a team of people to operate siege equipment, the ammo adds considerably to your baggage train
and dragons are fast and can burn it all anyway

>Cole turns up to battle outnumbered
>offers to 3v1 the leaders of the rival army to save his men
>the three pussies literally have a panic attack and refuse
>shoot him from a distance
>”no singer will write songs about your death”

Seems exactly like a scenario singers would write songs about

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Fake Daeron is also a tranny FTM lmao

>>221293682
This, but unironically.

>>221295048
Because unlike loaded in position on fixed encampments or on ships it's fucking hard to lug around a giant ballistae all the time, let alone 100 of them

>>221294960
He burned down in Summerhall trying to bring back dragons with dragonfire, right?

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he was better than lohar. d&d wins again

>sheepstealer gets hit like 3 times with useless fire bombs but nobody shoots a ballista at him
So tiresome

>>221293539
>Alysanne died at some unspecified later point in the many decades that Cregan Stark ruled Winterfell, after which he remarried to his distant cousin Lynara Stark, who bore him four more sons and another daughter. Rickon only had two daughters before his death, who were both married by sons of Lynara to secure their inheritance. As a result, later generations of the main Stark line do not descend from Alysanne Blackwood.

If Aegon didn’t dispute Rhaenrya as queen what do you think she would have done with alicent and her kids?

>>221295106
how the fuck is he transgender
do young people think being anything less than a beer-swilling car mechanic makes you a tranny now?

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>>221295093
1v1s the best kingsguard and gets an army filled with Minor houses vs the Great houses of Westeros.
>Beats Corbray and instead of killing him takes him to cover to heal.
>Gets shot by Bloodraven hax and made fun of by singers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuZWXDqrR94

>>221295047
My prediction: Daeron will be hyped all season as a noble modern male hero of the realm with potential to unite both sides and end the way. The episode before he dies, Daeron will go on a rape and murder spree, proving he is an evil toxic white male after all. He will die shitting on a toilet and getting burned in his tent.

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>>221293807
Aemond is not the person who comes out of that interaction as a bad evil person

>>221295144
Nothing, they were cordial the last time they saw each other before Alicent tells Aegon he should totally be king

>>221293807
>wasn't enough to demonstrate that we aren't supposed to like this character, now he literally wants to fuck his mom.
It's not working it just makes me like him more.

>Alys river literally popping out of nowhere to deliver useless foreshadowing lines
Feels like a parody

>>221295115
Just put them on wagons and let oxen pull the carts.

>>221295019
Not at all. In the real world, we know very little about what random medieval princes and princesses looked like physically. Or even kings for that matter. There were usually only a handful of pictures/statues, and those were highly stylised for propaganda purposes or just plain inaccurate.

>>221295170
would

>>221295158
blackniggers deserve to be made fun of for jobbing so badly.

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who is this nigger again?

>>221295093
Can you show me these songs?

>>221295205
he is based Father on that one show with notRagnarr
i like him

>>221295019
You think peasants would ever know what a Targaryen looks like beyond their hair color?

>>221295205
Corlys oldest son. Fun fact the actor plays Bayek in Assassins Creed and made some african game.

>let's send our 4 most powerful dragons to the Riverlands, instead of sending them to King's Landing or using them to protect Dragonstone.
>no we won't try a 7 vs 1 dragon fight because reasons
Team Black is retarded

>>221295093
Jaime still remembers him 200 years later so the norfern pussies were wrong.

>>221295188
I genuinely couldn’t stop laughing at this, she just randomly pops up and says a line like a Monty python sketch then disappears

>>221295205
He gets to win King's Landing from the greens at the end them nobly hands power to the starks instead of claiming the throne. Also the bastard heir of driftmark.

>>221295251
To be fair it would have been 7v3 Helana is also a dragon rider + Dareon who are more experienced with Dragons than the dragon seeds.

>>221295252
Jaime only knows about him because he's written in the kingsguard book

Do they ever mention if Cole has any mentions in the White Book?

>>221295106
>5' 4''
has to be a tranny

>>221295252
Jamie is an fightan autist. He's obssessed with the King's guard.

>the whole point of the Victarion Greyjoy character is he wears an armor during naval battles because he ain't scared of drowning
>literally every single Westerosi, including the fucking Sea Snake, wears an armor during battle

this show has lots of faults to shit on but this one really bugged me for some reason. victarion doesn't even exist in the GoT universe yet he still gets fucked over ;_;

>>221295251
7v3 with a majority of the 7 being shitters who just got a dragon and the 3 being on the two biggest dragons around + Daeron

>I HATE criston Cole because….because…I just do okay??!!

>>221295001
>Cole's death was never badass
He literally offered surrender and they murdered him for it.

>>221295269
show haelana won't ride

>>221295252
Jaime is autistic about the King's Guard, he's the only person in Westeros who knows him

>>221295312
He means Daeron and Tessarion.

>>221295251
If you send them to KL you are sending them under heavy ballista fire, and the blacks don't know Haelena refuses to ride Dreamfyre, plus they do not know where Daeron is, so it's dangerous, and you would probably destroy your own capital in the process.
Ambushing Aemond at Harrenhal would be the correct move, but of course the stupid thing is trusting Allicent's word when she told Rahenyra that Aemond would go there.

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>>221295280
Yes, Jaime brings him up.

>>221295312
The blacks do not know that she wouldn't

>>221295251
You know they have scorpions mounted all around the place right? And they have no clue where Daeron is and Helaena could easily take out two seeds if she got on Dreamfyre

I hate Cole because his role was obviously reduced during George’s retcons while writing the Princess and the Queen, and now the fame/infamy Jaime mentions doesn’t fit his pretty minor actions during the Dance

>>221295320
Arianne thinks of him
When she thinks about Quentyn being used by the Yronwoods to usurp her as Prince(ss) of Dorne

>>221295250
>Bayek
Who?

>>221295352
I'm stupid, combining the pictures makes it look like 1 scene instead of three

>>221295332
>and the blacks don't know Haelena refuses to ride Dreamfyre
rhaenyra seems to know, while acknowledging dreamfyre is tough if she were compelled to

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>>221295106
>FTM tranny
The best kind

>the short gap between vermax’s death and those arrows must have been the worst minute of jace’s life. he lost his revered symbol of legitimacy and had to imagine a life as a dragonless targaryen prince. his final, self-loathing thoughts must have been the most bastardphobic thinking ever conceived of in all of westerosi history

aemond is a one man army, its not over greenbros

>>221295250
>Fun fact the actor plays Bayek in Assassins Creed
shit i knew i saw him somewhere else

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>>221295276
>>221295295
>>221295320
Angry norfern pussies, Arianne also mentions him.

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>>221295365
The Assassin's Creed Origins MC.

>>221295381
He jobs to a suicidal Daemon

>>221295379
>no dragon
>no silver hair
>mom is a whore
at that point death was mercy