is it safe to say that the original was absolute kino and that the remake/sequel was utter trash?
>>221291444the reverse of that. the original was terrible and carried by robin williams. the reboots are carried by chemistry between a bunch of nobodies and CGI and managed to be kino. only thing sony ever did right.
>>221291444Yeah pretty much. Although the spiritual sequel was pretty good.
>>221291472You are wrong about the first one. Get help.
>>221291444Trips confirm.The remake is absolutely soulless.
>>221291444Yeah without a doubt, original had a sense of wonder about it. The new ones remind me of a slop video game.
>>221292614>>221291444The whole concept of the first one was the fun of seeing animals mess with ordinary suburban life, with regular kids trying to save the day.Switch that for a Hollywood version of a fictional Africa, with adult adventurers and what do you have left?An ordinary jungle action movie but with an ironic distance layered on top if it.Incredibly forgetable.
the og jumanji with williams has that bitchy character acting like her being scared by some bats is the same as being stuck in a nightmare jungle dimension alone for years
>>221291444Both are shit but I watched Jumanji as an adult so I'm not nostalgia blind.Also I haven't seen the newer one but c'mon it's bound to be shit just look at it
>>221294937i bet even on your death bed you will remember the rock jumanji movie
>>221291474Pretty sure this movie gave me my incest fetish. I distinctly remember some of my first intentional dabblings in that genre being of the 'brother and sister don't know they're related and end up fucking' variety.
