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Green bros Edition
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Cute and canon!
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Why is the dialogue so awful?
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>>221301057
actually cute and canon!
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>>221301068
DEI showrunners and writers
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>>221301082
A sons love for his mommy can't possibly be wrong!
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Unironically how did the Lannisters recover from getting fucked this hard during the war
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i dont understand why you guys keep saying the Sharako Lothar character is trans or a "troon" as you so eloquently put it. the character on the show is not trans. the actress portraying her may be irl but lets not confuse the two

thanks for reading my post and hearing me out now call me a troon or a brown, post a frog and some greentext
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>>221301121
Lannisters always relied on pay2wn strategies
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>>221301068
bad writing.

the directing is bad also.
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>>221301082
I hope they take this all the way
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>>221301130
Lohar is literally a tranny in the books
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>>221301068
What would you have me do, anon?
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Thoughts on the top HOTD ships
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mommy
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>>221301138
wars are p2w
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>>221301171
Lucemon has fallen hard
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>>221301171
probably the bitchfist
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>>221301199
Did she seduce him? Or was he exerting his power?
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>When the dragons come, your flesh will burn and blister and turn to ash. Your wives will dance in gowns of fire, shrieking as they burn, lewd and naked underneath the flames. And you will see little children weeping, weeping till their eyes do melt and slide like jelly down their faces, till their pink flesh falls black and crackling from their bones. The Stranger comes, he comes, he comes, to scourge us for our sins. Prayers cannot stay his wroth, no more than tears can quench the flame of dragons. Only blood can do that. Your blood, my blood, their blood. There the demons dwell, up there. Fire and blood, blood and fire. This is their city. If you would make it yours, first you must destroy them. If you would cleanse yourselves of sin, first must you bathe in dragon's blood. For only blood can quench the fires of hell.
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>>221301165
nice try
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>wHaT iF rHaEnYs CaMe ThRoUgH tHe FlOoR oN a DrAgOn?!
>wHaT iF rHaEnYrA aNd MySaRiA kIsSeD oUt Of NoWhErE?!
>wHaT iF rHaEnYrA aNd AlLiCeNt MaDe Up AnD rAn OfF tO eSsOs?!
Feel free to update the pasta with whatever bullshit Mess has cooked up this go-around.
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>>221301199
why did she cry after the kissu?
>>221301256
this will get updated when the rhaenyra and alicent sex happens. trust the plan
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>>221301284
>rhaenyra and alicent sex scene
Is all of HotD just fanfic bait?
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>>221301284
>why did she cry after the kissu?
Probably for sending her son to his death
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I want Rhaenyra and Alicent to fuck and run away together for a simple cottage life
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>>221301330
When does the burlington bar youtube video get released?
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>>221301035
I love House of Dragons, and I don’t care what /tv/ thinks about this amazing TV series.
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>>221301082
me weewee moved...wincest still best sex
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>>221301199
he's going to rape her.

aemond is rapeist, just like aegon is rapeist. thats how you convey to the audiences the character is bad.

and he will make a sexist comment about rhaenyra.
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Wow the spoilers for HOTD that they put into the far superior in every single way show KOTSK really were correct.
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Why didn't Vermax just burn the rope
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>>221301256
why do you write like a fucking retard with nonsensical capitalization
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>>221301401
it would be extremely painful
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>>221301401
You cant breathe fire with pierced lungs
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>>221301408
He's calling Sara Hess retarded through the transitive property
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>>221301395
why do amerisharts think that's how you take a shit in the forest?

you'll have shit on your balls if you do it like that
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Why is everyone scared of dragons when you can just use ballistas to kill them?
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>>221301068
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>>221301433
streetshitter here to educate us on how it's done
we use toilets so we don't know these things
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>>221301427
Fair enough. She could've definitely done it the first time though rather than waiting for Moondancer to save her ass
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>>221301433
anon that show was made by br*tish not amerifats.
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>>221301035
Tasty bbc thread comfy
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>>221301436
trannies are the only people who spend 10 hours a day in aimlabs practicing so they are near impossible to hit for a normal person
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Can we just fast forward to pic rel and end this dogshit show please
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>>221301158
me too
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>>221301199
Anytime they do some weird shit with Alicent I remember they said this intentional because they want to slander Christian conservative mommies
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>>221301395
this single gif put me off watching KotSK
its just so gross and im sure the sounds make it worse. there is a reason most creative works dont show people taking a shit.
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>>221301330
>performative reaction
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>>221301450
>Ira Parker is from St. Catharines, Ontario, Canada
>Owen Harris. Born, 1972 (age 53–54). London, England
considering the amount of jeets in their countries you'd assume they know better, even if they're both from middle class, suburban backgrounds
>>221301444
or you can use your fucking brain and realize your feces drop on your balls if you try to shit sideways
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>>221301476
it's going to be so bad
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>>221301500
Don’t you have a MAGA rally to attend instead of trying to say the world hates Christians...you maga weirdo are the real snowflakes
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>>221301476
NO fuck off I love this show
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Is this show secretly Based and Redpilled

Does anyone else interpret this show as being written by manospherians masquerading as feminists?

Perils of women being in power (Alicent and Rhaenyra keep making insane Womyn Moment decisions, disastrous decisions that are literally traceable to them being female)

Perils of pushover girldad (Viserys) trying to please his girlboss daughter and letting his wife Alicent be the primary raiser of his children

Aegon being a drunken shortsighted fool and Aemond a perverse mommy issues school shooter both raised primarily by Alicent Hightower the girlboss

Tranny Pirate Captain being recklessly shortsighted. Perpetually worried looking negress with yarn on her head wrecking her own side with a wild Pitbull errr Dragon

Is Sara Hess secretly redpilled? Is Ryan Condal someone wrecking GRRM's feminist fantasies out of a desire to show the world what it's truly like when women, women-pleasing-men, and troons have positions of high authority?
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I want her to peg my bum
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>>221301574
>bake the cake!
>woah dudes no i dont hate christians totally
you are not fooling anyone
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Can they make a show that's just Targs getting genocided?
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>>221301599
the armpit hair thing really backfires for me
they do it to make themselves look uglier but i think its hot
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Can HBO make a show that's just 10 episodes of 50 minutes of woman kissing eachother?
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>>221301558
my shit flies out it doesn't slowly dribbled out
eat more fiber
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>>221301617
what I dont like is your levels of hypocrisy and taking the Lord name in vain
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>>221301532
Yeah, the showrunners have some extremely juvenile humor which is almost always limited to the pre-intro sequences, nearly all of which were terrible. I remember an interview when they said "they had a prosthetic penis in game of thrones with hodor, so we wanted a giant prosthetic penis that could piss for this show! haha!" Like fuck off.

It's unfortunate cause the rest of the show is decent, I wish there was a way to just cut out all the gross out or cringe pre-intro scenes. They're pretty much all either gross, retarded, or both.
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>>221301574
>"We are making this character a metaphor for christian conservatives"
>They said they made this character a metaphor for christian conservatives
>wow you're obsessed you see that everywhere

What a tired game, as if it's not obvious to everyone that they turned this show into fanfic for their political and sexual desires. They do it, they say they're doing it, we acknowledge it and we're obsessed. Okay lmao.
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>>221301685
hey does know how HBO got its original start late at nights
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>>221301035
>me when they cast yet another negro in my fantasy television show
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>>221301685
I want a whole episode with the queens tonguing each other's anuses while the bitch with the weird accent flicks her bean in the corner.
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>>221301741
>>221301532
post tits or gtfo
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>>221301742
trust me bro they said it, but I wont post proof
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>Female body issues are to be taken serious, society needs to mature
Essentially the message of the Rhaenyra afterbirth scenes, all that stuff
>also aegon pisses himself isn't that funny? haha men who can't feel their dicks getting kicked in the dick haha lmao

Something about this bothers me so much. They're such fucking liars who want infinite grace for their own beliefs and yet do the exact same things the other way, to the most immature degree that would make a 12 year old blush. It drives me up a fucking wall.
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>>221301777
????
https://www.businessinsider.com/house-of-the-dragon-stars-hillary-clinton-trump-voter-comparisons-2022-9
there's literally no debate or question about it. They said it, not me.
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>>221301035
are their blackies in the book too or is this just kike propaganda again?
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>>221301768
>youre a woman because you dont like watching shitting scenes or looking at a giant pissing prosthetic penis
HUH? Nigga you gotta be a jeet or something, probably deal with seeing some guy's bare ass violently shitting in the streets and the giant cock reminds you of Uncle Patel, who molested you as a small boy.
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>>221301810
next time post the proof or get the fuck out
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I'm gonna play the Mount and Blade mod, which culture do I join? Who is the most based to be?
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>>221301832
>pretending to be retarded now
okay
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just finished the eisode, lothar is such a badass! im happy with finally some good representation
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VLANDIA
>VLANDIA
VLANDIA
>VLANDIA
VLANDIA
>VLANDIA
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>>221301819
Velaryons are white in the book. It's both woke writers and George getting woke and saying if he could go back he'd make Valyrians niggers.
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>>221301822
are you one of the jace faggots by chance? ahahahahaha
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>>221301819
the blacks in the books live on a bunch of tropical islands to the south east of westeros and rarely get a minor part in the story
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>>221301845
stand by what you post with sources and facts
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>>221301819
There's one blacky. She's competent, fearless, and potentially one of the few dragonriders who survives the Dance of Dragons.

... They replaced her with a retard who accidentally murdered hundreds of her family's own troops, as well as got her brother-in-law killed.
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Honestly I had a pretty bad view of women until I saw Rhaenyra get locked her in her room by a child and then give up, crying and screaming and cutting up her dress, while she failed to even convince her own sword guard, sworn on his life to obey her every command, to simply open a door..
once I saw all that, I realized that Men have made a mistake holding women back for centuries. We need to sit down and listen, bros. It's their turn.
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>>221301879
Nettles isn't sub Saharan black
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>>221301938
this but unironically
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>Emma D’Arcy talks about the stabbing of the riding leathers as a destruction of the character’s womanhood— heavily implying that she’s now going to behave like a man in the near future (which coincides with the stolen Queen Elizabeth line about having the heart of a king).
so funny to read what the retarded writers and actors think is going on in the story vs. what comes out on the screen actually
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>start watching s3
>first scene
DING DING DING DING DING DING
>second scene
DING DING DING DING DING DING
>third scene
Maybe i won't have t- DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING

why are they like this?
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>>221301997
I unironically don't think I could depict women worse than this show does. I wouldn't have the grace or nuance.
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>>221302003
House of the Woke is one of those shows that was still in production before the death of wokeslop so it's one of the last holdouts, notice how the other show is 99.9% white people and everyone loved it?
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Riverlands are more based then people think.
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Larys the Clubfoot is gonna be piss that his whore is kissing her son
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>>221302030
bennis will be a donkey black nigger
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>>221301171
>no Alicent/Criston
>no Aegon/Criston
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>>221302030
Why are you still watching it, anon, if it’s bothering you this much
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Am I retarded or did Vermax get shot off screen?
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>>221302030
Woke is going to make a major comeback after what a disaster drumpf has been
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>>221302003
It's not even the retarded casting by itself. It is such a borefest that I barely made it to the end of the first season. I don't understand why anyone would suffer through the rest of this godawful show.
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>Sunset found her squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up, she was shitting brown water. The more she drank the more she shat, but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew.

Since we never got this scene in the show, I hope they adapt it with Alicent or Rhaenyra.
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>>221302076
It happened fast, you mighta missed it. He dodges down to avoid Sheepstealer and then gets blasted by a ship.
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>>221302080
nah people are more aware of Israeli and their role in peddling wokeslop
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Daeron?
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>>221302097
So the moral of this episode was around blacks, never relax?
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>>221302106
80% of women are true believers, anon
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>>221301819
The sub-saharan blacks that we know of exist on the Summer Isles far south of Dorne. They worship sex gods and have orgies all the time. They do wind up in other parts of the world but very few.
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>>221302108
That scene with Ormund was weird. It's like it wanted to have an energy that wasn't there. I dunno, did not work for me.
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>>221301068
The source material has very little dialogue in the first place (which they ignore at this point anyway), so they have to make it up themselves and they are shit writers
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>>221302127
Women don't matter
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>>221301430
this anon gets it, it’s holdover from 2017 meme culture
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>wait two years for the next season of this shitty show I hate
>it sucks and I'm depressed
what am I doing with my life. There's nothing else to do, though
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>please aemond go to an ambush and die
>also quickly someone find my other son who fled the city and bring him back so my bff can execute him
what the fuck
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>>221302178
PLEASE FIND MY CHILDREN SO I CAN MURDER THEM AND EAT PUSSY
By the way, respect women.
t. house of the dragon.
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>>221302178
>loving mother turn into killing mother
i dont get it
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>>221302169
Especially your mom lmao
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Maybe you all should just take a step back from the lore and just appreciate the greatness, it was just so sick to see a naval battle on this level on TV the whole boarding scene tranny versus blackie loved it, is there even a movie close to this level of action and budget on a ship to ship boarding scene because it seems like most of the pirate movies came out in the 1940s or something.

I almost think having dragons cheapened the battle overall and cost a lot extra but it probably happened in the book so whatever its all right.

If anyone is seriously pissed a 65 year old man was beaten by a young woman get a life dude. Also I don't even know if that black guy is dead confirmed?

The rest of the "drama" was okay and mostly felt irrelevant didn't even really understand most of it, I wish the drama was less obtuse in this show like, whatever the hell they are doing.

Instead the drama is they might need to raise taxes to pay for the war. rather than "I might need to have incest sex to seduce doobaldort to betray scrimblescratch" why I forgot it was a year ago.

Why can't they just have tangible issues to argue about or at least the overarching point to the narrative. Like Richard III from Shakespeare is almost this exact story but you never get lost watching it.

but it doesn't matter because the episode was fucking insane is how I am going to review it.
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>SHEEPSTEALER WE HAVE TO GO TO KING'S LANDING BAY, FORMERLY BLACKWATER
>SHEEPSTEALER STOP PLEASE WHY DID YOU LET ME GET ON YOUR BACK JUST SO YOU COULD KILL ALL MY FRIENDS NOOOOO
>SHEEPSTEALER NOOO DONT KILL HER SHES MY SISTER IN CASE YOU FORGOT
>SHEEPSTEEEEEEAALLLEERRRRR
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The Velaryons and especially Corlys are so low energy in the show
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>>221302178
>also seduces her own son but you're supposed to find Aemond the bad guy for it because men bad women are just doing what they need to do in a man's world
these writers man
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Cancel the damn show
there's 0 redeeming qualities
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do condom and hess read any of the backlash against their vision of the show? or do you think they just read vanity fair and whatever other woman magazine puff pieces that HBO commissions out.
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SON FOR A SON
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GREEN
FACKIN
BOYS
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>>221302115
Damn, girl, maybe give your dragon a few warm-ups before sending him off take on an entire fleet.
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>>221302211
>okay, now we need all of you Velaryrons to muster all of your energy and excitement for the sea and swimming and water as you possibly can

It's hilarious they made the black people the water/naval faction. I don't buy it for even a second lmao
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>>221302205
Too obvious my nigga, too obvious. Be a little more subtle next time.
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>>221302178
she's like a severly sociopathic and retarded cersei who hates her children and has no agency and doesn't even know what the fuck she is doing at any given moment due to her psychosis
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>Rhaenyra uses her position to force Cole to fuck her
>Somehow he's the incel because he's not happy about that
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>>221302209
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>>221302222
These """people""" live off of destroying things.
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>>221302222
If there's any lesson of the last 20 years it's that these people always, always, always double down.
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>Hey guys, the greens are obviously the bad guys
>see they hate women
>see they fuck their mothers
>oh aegon is a rapist too even though he wasnt in the books
>DO YOU HATE THE GREENS YET
I fucking hate these fucking writers so fucking much. The asian chick, you know the one, should fucking die
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>>221302172
see you next week anon
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>>221302195
>>221302200
>>221302213
>>221302256
There was no hope for Alicent when they went the route of making her and Rhaenyra childhood friends who wanted to fuck each other.
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>>221302178
shes the most realistic portrayal of a 21th century white woman in media so far
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This guy is 77
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>>221302310
Rhaenyra is pretty good, too
Honestly we should be giving these writers credit for their honesty and accuracy instead of slandering them. They're just misunderstood.
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I havent watched a single episode past S1
and I have a feeling I didnt make a mistake
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>>221302205
>barbary corsair inspired ships boarding galleasses while exposed to raking fire, lacking sufficient freeboard and lacking any cover from crew fired volleys
the battle was retarded from the getgo, even if we assume dragons did all the work
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>>221302313
of all the things to cry about in this fantasy show that is not it
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>>221302283
it should be "their dead bastards"
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soo did preston jacobs like the episode or not?
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So is Lorent Marbrand going to die? He's one of the seven who rode
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>>221302313
Here's his 15 year old son
the character acts like a 15 year old too, so insecure for a man of his stature, it's comical
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>show is so shit even Alt shift and glidus cant be bothered to make weekly recaps
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>>221302328
we dont believe you fuck off faggot
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>>221302222
It wouldn't matter. Because it makes money they assume the people online are a small minority and the majority of viewers think pic related.
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>>221302172
>not being happy it's shit
I've been subtly pushing friends and family that still watch the show to question why certain things happen it's been funny
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>>221302355
Believe what you want
It doesnt change the truth
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>That interview with Alicent and Cole's actors
Man he sounds like he's so fed up of this shit.
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why are hightowers so based
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>>221302371
I watched it with my boomer dad who yelled "what the fuck is happening" right after Alys said "i'm a witch", it was funny as fuck
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>>221302363
The author disowned it because it was so bad. But they get away with it because normies like the dragons and the raped fans are compelled to watch it. But they know.
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>>221302348
Father doesn't deserve this shit role I miss wolves
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>>221301035
What the actual fuck man, is there genuinely zero quality control? It's NOT FUCKING DIFFICULT. I remember posting outlines for how to get 4 solid seasons of the dance, each with over a dozen hour long episodes. Why was the entire Reach civil war plotline cut? Why was the entire Westerlands invasion of the Riverlands, with its heroic moments, it's ups and downs, entirely cut? All the real politicking, Redwyn fence sitting, the shitshow that MUST have taken place at Highgarden, the Stark infighting, all gone. They turned Lohar is a breadtube tranny crying about persecution...what are we fucking doing.
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>>221302377
truth subjective just like your reply
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>>221302396
Kek
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can someone webm Aegon saying fuck you and spitting when commanded to kneel for Rhaenyra?
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If Helaena was pregnant, how did Aemond get away with declaring himself king? They would wait for the child to be born first. Which means she isn’t.
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>>221302392
Typecasted much?
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>>221302392
loved his little perfume thingy. truly our guy
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>>221302355
>we
Speak for yourself, I believe him.
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>>221302418
>I remember posting outlines for how to get 4 solid seasons of the dance,
I'm sure they are keeping notes of your post blud
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>>221302391
Did any GoT actors after a while say they thought it ended poorly? I just know Peter Dinklage tried to pull a
>You're mad the pretty white people didn't have happy endings
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>>221302426
No, fuck you
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>>221302427
do you think the showrunners actually pay attention to this shit?
>WOOOOO LOOK AT THE DRAGONS WOOOO LOOK AT THE MINORITIES BEING POWERFUL BLM BLM BLM
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>>221302405
You don't understand these people. They genuinely think they are better writers, and their version is an improvement on the original authors work. That is how many of them act.
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>>221302452
Charles Dance did and said the cast didn’t like it
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>>221302348
Only person on Team Black (lol) that I like
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>>221302418
Hi loretist, they don't have the budget for 12 episodes of politicking, people want to see dragons
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>>221302452
>You're mad the pretty white people didn't have happy endings
God he truly is a massive fucking asshole
In fact one of my problems is that everyone did have a happy ending. The show was terrified to kill anyone off. The only deaths at the long night were.. Jorah.. and Theon.. lol?
Cersei and Jaimes died too I guess but my issue there was it was boring and lame and unsatisfying, not that they didn't ride off into the sunset being sister/brotherfuckers
what an asshole, I mean really
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AEGON THE UNBENT
AEGON THE UNBOWED
AEGON THE UNBROKEN
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>>221302442
sure you do faggot sure you do
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>>221302507
>Strike me down AND THE STRANGER HIMSELF WILL SEEK RETRIBUTION
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Dialogues have managed to become even more vapid and bland, mostly just characters trading inane observations on their current situation in brief sentences. Randomly replacing words with "ye olde" versions makes them sound even more ridiculous. It's like a simpleton's understanding of what made gurm's writing compelling, well before he too started rambling about breastplate nipples and nuncles.
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>>221302481
I almost wouldn't mind him if they gave him SOMETHING. Literally all he does is cry and whine like a bitch
If they love black people so much they could have given easy wins by giving them fun boat stuff
same with the sea snake they have his injury happen off screen.. easy win in earlier seasons to have a little action scene or some shit

It just reinforces in my mind mentally that the black people didn't want to go near water which makes it all really funny
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>>221302426
The people in the thread all claim to hate the show, yet they can’t stop watching and complaining about it, which is pretty weird.
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>>221302542
No, they are Shakespeare larping. You can tell by the strained metaphors. GRRM reads nothing like that.
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Anyone else in this thread trans?
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>>221302452
As far as I know
>Kit Harrington
>Emilia Clarke
>Conleth Hill
>Maisie Williams
>Lena Headey
>Charles Dance
All to some degree said they thought it was done poorly or rushed. Some actors like Sansa's, Bran's and Jamie's defended it.
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Does it feel like to anyone else HotD barely lingers on big things, or is selective with them? Like Blood and Cheese felt like it barely mattered after a while, and everyone was shitting themselves over THE RATCATCHERS
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>>221302313
here he was in his prime.
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>>221302445
That's not the point. It's that some random nobody without a background in writing can string together a cohort story but a room full of professionals produce this.
>>221302486
Damn is it that obvious? Btw it's only 7 seasons
>1 pre dance
>3 dance
>3 regency
And each season would have decent amounts of action. Actually significantly more than we got. We wouldn't have this revolving door of footnote and made up characters every other episode.
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>>221302598
who the fuck writes this shit
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>>221302599
Ilike the ones with the tiny weewee and perky tits what about you
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>>221302623
yes, the writers are genuinely bad.
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>>221302623
Yes, because Team Black can’t do anything wrong so their offences need to be muted.
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>>221302532
I can't wait until Aegon makes these guys kneel.
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>>221302452
>>221302608
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ckltX4UTuE
>>221302506
Ironically two of the people who didn't get a happy ending was the non white people. Grey Worm and Missandei.
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>>221302636
>jews/women/trannies/woksters

usually a combination of these.
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Finally caught up with the latest episode. Bros, what the actual fuck could've gone so wrong? They had two years to recover after S2. How is it possible to go from S1 to this shit?
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>>221302660
>Talks about Lena Headey getting married
>"Her second wedding."
>"Hope she get's it right this time."
kek
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>>221302703
I'm pretty sure Ep 1 and 2 are just ep 9 and 10 from last season with no changes, but apparently the actual "new" stuff for season 3 - starting episode 3 - is even worse. lmao.
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first for Blackfyres in the Dance
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>>221302703
S1 wasn’t great either, it was just a shock after GOT. But it takes a massive nosedive in S2 because Condal managed to squeeze one of the other writers out
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>>221302703
anon, season 1 was also dogshit, it just had good scenes sprinkled in along with the best character of this shit series.
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>>221302703
there was no way to recover
they threw out too much, changed too many things
The last point where it could be fixed was at the end of S1

its S8 GOT levels now
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>>221301440
No we need more junior high lesbian fanfic that derails the entire show
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>>221302542
I'd bet my left lung that they had a "not second screen enough" conversation. It's amazing that they somehow managed to dumb it down even more just for the lowest quintile who are still fucking clapping along confused.
>>221302703
The forced kiss...I'm sure they were so proud of thinking of that load of shit. Is the room just full of yesmen? Is saying no a fireable offense? What the actual fuck have they done to this franchise.
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>>221301144
Losing Sapochnik was a huge blow for this series, losing Geeta was the nail in the coffin. Kilner is ok but I don't expect this season to offer much visual feasting when Game of Thrones has had the best cinematography on TV since season 3, even at the show's worst narratively
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>>221301035
What the hell is that thing
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>>221301144
don't forget the editing
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>>221302763
>The last point where it could be fixed was at the end of S1
It was DOA when they changed the Alicent and Rhaenyra relationship. They should’ve started in Jaehaerys’ late reign.
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>>221302808
I believe it's called a Negro.
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>>221302608
I'm surprised any of them are willing to speak negatively of it
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>>221302791
According to Sapochnik he wasn't pushed out as such but they let his wife be a producer on season 1 and then refused to bring her back for season 2.
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>>221302831
>They should’ve started in Jaehaerys’ late reign.
You do not live in reality. The Dance of the Dragons is what the show is about, they HAD to get to the inciting incident by the end of season 1.

Can you imagine a version of Game of Thrones where Ned Stark doesn't die until season 3? Interminable.
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>>221302831
not necessarily. I liked the fact that they had a closer bond because it make the conflict way more intense
but they went back and forth like 5 times now
Do they hate eachother or do they want to fuck
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>>221302831
The Alicent and Rhaenyra change could have worked to add a little more drama to them being friends who have a massive falling out, over Alicent just being an evil stepmother. But then they decided to push the idea they were secretly gay for each other.
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>>221302608
I was at Kit Harington's panel at a con about a month ago, and Kit defended the ending. I think people just project their own feelings onto the actors
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>>221301256
>wHaT iF aEmOnD aNd aLiCeNt kIsSeD oUt Of NoWhErE?!
Here boy. Melt it with the others
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>>221302831
>>221302864
I don't think playing it that way when they were younger is a problem, it's following through with that storyline that's a problem
Alicent should now be fully devoted to her kids, not trying to murder them so she can munch pussy
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Are they eating Rhaenyra this season?
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>>221302880
thats literally what I said
they just cant commit to anything, because that would require the women to do bad things and the showrunners would rather have the entire show burn down than to even imply the women being bad
Its all just an accident you see

Pic related should've been it. Final attachment severed, war is inevitable. Alicent doesnt even use Rhaenyras name anymore, just sister
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>>221302857
>>221302864
>>221302869
The seeds for the Dance begin in Jaehaerys’ late reign, because the Green faction is really the manifestation of Andalic backlash against the Targaryens. If you begin in the late reign, you can actually sketch a coherent faction, poised against Daemon’s Valyrian supremacy, rather than Otto instigating a coup because of muh realm.
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>>221302880
It's really fucking weird how Alicent acts. Her dad convinces her Rhaenyra is going to murder your kids to protect her claim, that's why she has to turn on her, cut's Rhaenyra in a rage over the loss of Aemond's eye and Viserys not doing anything.
Then just acts like a resentful bitch to them while barely being a mother once they're older, to the point she's willing to help Rhaenyra kill two of them to protect her daughter. Part of me was stupidly hoping it was Alicent bluffing and playing a long con but nope, I guess to Sara Hess she's throwing off the chains of the patriarchy or some bullshit by helping murder her sons.
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>>221302879
why do you write like a fucking retard with nonsensical capitalization
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>>221302951
>It's really fucking weird how Alicent acts. Her dad convinces her Rhaenyra is going to murder your kids to protect her claim
Such a well acted scene as well by the pair https://youtu.be/MQMODyHiGBA?t=49
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>>221302951
They started by following beats from the book they had to follow, the entire time pushing for the dyke relationship, now they got the dyke relationship. That's the story they want to tell and they got their way, consistency be damned
No one in reality can stop them because they'll be a bigot sexist racist.
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I felt bad for that one lion :(
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>>221302750
I miss like you wouldn't fucking believe.



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