hmmmmm editionprev >>221295785
>>221298620You should have called it character assassination to own the chuds editionNever has there been a more egregious example
>does nothing vwrong
>>221298620>this is the highest rated episode for hotd on imdbthis show is so fucking cooked. NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEEE
Pour one out for my nigga Jace
Someone, please, remind me: are there regional accents of the common tongue across Westeros?
>>221298649every episode of every show where a character dies is given 10/10 on imdb noweven anime
you pigs enjoying your slop?
>>221298648retard dragon
>>221298649How will they keep this nigga alive till the end? They want to kill him so badly
>>221298648sheepstealer needs to start looksmaxxing asap
>>221298652Don't give a shit about some bastard with mommy issues, I feel more for his poor dragon forced into a retarded war it has no true understanding of.
>>221298648
How bad is it?
>>221298649Bro Seasons 5-7 of GoT all performed better on IMDB than seasons 1-4. 8 years ago I literally heard normalfags unironically say "The show gets good around season 5 when the action really picks up." Now that the show is just going to be battles with short breaks for retarded exposition to cover Rhaenyra's ass of all wrongdoing by Hess and Condal, it's going to hit new heights of popularity because "it's no longer just people in rooms standing and talking" anymore.
>>221298664Norf is Scottish Dorne is Exotic/LatinxEverything else is English
>>221298652>kill shot is the charlie kirk specialwe are so fucking back
>>221298648>jaw mogged jace>then got him killedjacebros not like this
>almost every time a dragon dies or something bad involving a dragon happens, it's because the rider was the retarded oneWhat did they mean by this?
>>221298652I'll drain my cup to this strong boy
I PLEDGE MY ALLEGIANCE TO THE HOUSE OF THE TRANNY SLAYER
>>221298648dragon should be called ser bottomtooth
>>221298723>We are Jacerys, and we carry the flameToo bad now I know this isn't a realistic death because there's no where near enough blood pouring out from his neck
>>221298652>>221298723>Counting or not counting archery violence?
>>221298620Any webm requests?
>>221297851You retarded Blackfag holy shit. Viserys only inherited the throne because the throne passed to Jaehaerys over his older sister Rhaena. Then Baelon was chosen as heir over his older brother's daughter Rhaenys because he was male. Then Viserys was chosen at the Grand Counsin over his cousin Rhaenys and her son Laenor.Viserys would never have come to the throne if not for agnatic inheritance three times over, which means Rhaenyra would never have been considered at all if women inherited equally to men. The Blacks and Viserys himself have zero grounding to stand on in naming Rhaenyra heir over her uncle Daemon, let alone over her trueborn male siblings.
>>221298765aemond-alicent kiss
>>221298677He looks like Jace if he looksmaxxed
>>221298703Aside from a few retarded things like Jace commanding the Queensguard to imprison Rhaenyra, and literal tranny actors and niggers, I thought it was a good episode. I'm mainly watching the show a comedy though and mainly watching it for Aemond and Aegon.
>>221298778
>>221298734that the riders are the weakest link in that dynamic duo.
>>221298703This episode was decent imo, it clearly was meant to be season 2 finale
>>221298758why would there be blood from jace's neck? the arrow is blocking the entry wound. kirk didn't have such an issue
>>221298795this bitch was leading him on 100%.
>>221298620I read the leaks holy shit this is going to be worse than S2. I will enjoy the shitshow anyway
>>221298795why did she let him do it... she just sent him to die. its the kiss of death
>>221298741He literally killed the tranny, I though /tv/ would be happy to see the tranny die
this show fucking sucks. I can't even remember what happened last season because it was shit and I forgot and it's been over 2 years. I don't give a fuck about this shit anymore and don't even want to watch it anymore, still haven't even finished the new episode and don't think I will.
>>221298765The Lion getting cut apart
>>221298648Why does he look so weird? Even his wings are pretty different looking from the others.
>>221298620just watched with my mompretty good episode honestlya vast improvement from season 2 can’t wait to see dareon
>>221298832Oh yeah chalk that up to another battle we don't see
Looks like white boy summer got cancelled.
the northmen are based
>>221298823Just to make sure he does go, no point in risking to piss him off and him changing his mind
>>221298840Don't diss /ourdragon/ special boy, fucking faggot. We love him.
>>221298843What was her reaction to >>221298795
https://strawpoll.com/LVyK2OOkbZ0/Don't forget to vote if you haven't already.
>>221298764>Counting or not counting House Greyjoy's reaving?ftfy
>>221298620>6M liters of water used daily to shoot the battle scenethe writing department sucks cock but the production team is carrying this showhttps://youtu.be/6UYiWmnyI3A
>>221298823Because she's an evil bitchSexually grooming his son (whom she gave mommy issues to) to kill him, the show tries to portray this as some tragedy for Alicent when Aemond is unironically the victim here
>>221298652>>221298723Maesters are telling me Jace is stablePlease Mother
>>221298868she went “ewwwww” and got mad at alicent I just laughed she fucking hates aemond and aegon a very weird amount
>>221298652He is so dumb. Cut the rope. Literally just save the dragon over yourself. What a cunt
>>221298927He can't because he's chained to his chair like a cuck. Only based daemon can do that
>>221298919To be fair, they are VERY weird looking actors and extremely out of place. It's jarring seeing them on screen every time
oof
Is this show secretly Based and RedpilledDoes anyone else interpret this show as being written by manospherians masquerading as feminists?Perils of women being in power (Alicent and Rhaenyra keep making insane Womyn Moment decisions, disastrous decisions that are literally traceable to them being female)Perils of pushover girldad (Viserys) trying to please his girlboss daughter and letting his wife Alicent be the primary raiser of his childrenAegon being a drunken shortsighted fool and Aemond a perverse mommy issues school shooter both raised primarily by Alicent Hightower the girlbossTranny Pirate Captain being recklessly shortsighted. Perpetually worried looking negress with yarn on her head wrecking her own side with a wild Pitbull errr DragonIs Sara Hess secretly redpilled? Is Ryan Condal someone wrecking GRRM's feminist fantasies out of a desire to show the world what it's truly like when women, women-pleasing-men, and troons have positions of high authority?
>>221298652what the heck
>>221298832
>>221298973We eating good tonight!
>>221298761The first thing to do with a spastic dragon....FIGHT
>>221298870>green is not green>black is greenREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
What's that?
>>221298927Even if he did that he would still be floating there catching all those arrows with his body
>>221298886How did she give mommy issues tho
>>221299020tom bombadillio
>>221299000Retard started singing the Dragonlord song "Dracarys Pikiros..." but Sheepstealer was like shut the fuck up I don't understand a word you're saying.
>>221299021Good!
>>221299020hello there
>>221299051NTA, she literally said lets go help in the war when she clearly has little to no tranining nor any control of that dragon
Cute and canon!
'ate Targs, simple as
>>221298954She was not coming back from that one
>>221298795>okay so Alicent needs to lure her own flesh and blood son to his death, how do we ensure that the audience knows she is the victim here?
>>221299085They're incestuous aliens!
>>221299020What does Vargo Hoat have to do with any of these characters though? None of them go to Harrenhall.
>>221299085>'ate Targs, simple as
>>221298795CHRIS CHAN STOP NOOOOOOOOOO
What episode does the fookin legend of gin alley show up in?
>>221298795are the showrunners aware they're turning Alicent evil?
>>221299067Oh huh its the mcavoy guy
>dude just fly
>>221299159Pffft kek
IRL middle ages had lawyers working for commoner, ecclesiastic and noble clients, specially after the 1100s. Are there Andal law lawyers in Westeros?
>>221299159some literal "what do you mean I have a flat tire just keep driving" logic
>>221299146They are team black, so I suppose they are aware
>>221299022>Ignores her children for anything except when she needs to stir the pot of feud against Rahenyra and her children>When he comes back after the Luke thing, she doesn't even ask what happened, she starts referring to him as a monster>Doesn't even know he seeks the company of an older woman to cuddle him every nightIt's no chance that Aegon was raping maids while Aemond was becoming an edgelord under her care, while Daeron turned out normal.
>>221298620He'd make a great Elric
I’m tired, bros. I’m tired of having to defend Aemond’s Vhagar claiming and his self defense against four online. Like no, he was not gonna hit him with a rock
>>221299067>If Lucy had really met a faun—that is, a satyr—the result would have been a rape, not a tea party
>>221299173>middle ages had lawyers working for commoner,Why would lawyers work for commoners? Aint no way commoners could afford lawyer fees even back then
>>221299159>doesn't even attempt to cut the rope
>>221299183I don't think so because her "throwing off the chains of patriarchy" is themed around killing her own sons
>>221299207Real kings go down with the drip
>>221299205Try opening a book for once and read about it, Cletus.
>>221299205Merchants, master tradesmen and burghers were commoners.
>>221299073She starts singing the Dragonlord song before Sheepstealer just growls, I literally just rewatched it.
>big and jacked, yet ugly with a deformed dick
>emotionally breaks down>I have the heart and spirit of a kinguh huh
>>221299173They have insurance brokers and banks so it's pretty likely they have other forms of parasitic professions
>Daenerys uses "Dracarys" to command her dragons to breathe fire, so all past dragonriders use "Dracarys" as their command in the prequelcrazy that worked
Can anyone please post the spoilers screenshots?
>>221299289Dracarys is supposed to be the valyrian word for dragonfire
>>221299284made me think of this kekhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/_MnEjbBvtnQ
>>221299289>dany invented valyrian
>>221299292They're not being reposted because they got most of episode 1 wrong
>>221299322kek, NTA but now I want see them for how wrong they were
>>221298620Sorry if this is a dumb question but I havent read the booksYou know how in game of thrones there are characters like baelish and varys and tyrion and tywin and olenna and stannis? Characters who arent very strong physically, but use their wits and other resources at their disposal to get ahead and outmaneuver strong foes. I guess the word for them is...smart?Who are the smart characters in hotd?Who do Condal and Hess want us, the audience, to think are the smart characters?
>>221299322Got it, ty. Wonder where the fuck they came from them. Made up?
>>221299353As I wrote in this post >>221298961The purpose of this show is to demonstrate the stupidity of certain demographics: women, troons, women pleasing girldads, men raised by women
>>221299353larys i guess lol
>>221299353Otto, Larys, and uhhh... the white worm
>>221299343>>221299360Here's episode 1 so you can understand how off it was
>>221299353I guess Otto and Larys. Blacks have nobody
>>221299353The foot fetish man
>>221299322>>221299360>>221299343shut the fuck up faggots. leaks were correct
Why does Corlys have a Dothraki Arkh?
>>221299406So did they just get some actual book points and guessed that was gonna be in the episode and then just made the rest shit up?
My headcanon is that a dragon understands their rider's command trough their telepatic mind connection. The attack words are superfluous. Can you imagine Chaedgon the Conqueror screaming Dracarys like a Dragon Ball Z character?
>>221298910KEK
>>221299406>no troon battle sequence>no Jace ordering Rhaenyra to be locked up>no contrived sheepstealer friendly fire incidentSo the episode would have actually been good?
>>221299403I want to give the White Worm my white worm if you get my meaning
>>221299406A lot of that did happen but in a different way for episode 1
>>221298765Helaena telling her mother that Aemond is afraid
>>221299406>>221299413Well wait, these aren't the same set of leaks
>>221299413Tranny does not kill Jace
>>221298648they better make cannibal look like a proper Chad, he's supposed to show up according to spoilers>has been making the Targs seethe for decades and faced no consequences because they are too afraid to try and kill him
>>221299475Second ones written after the episode aired
>>221298648>>221298840I want to know how does this happen in-setting. Is there dragon inbreeding? Sheepstealer is a wild dragon and there are very few of those even in Dragonstone, and there haven't been any wild dragon in the rest of Westeros for a fuck ton of milennia, so at some point in time 2 dragons (at least one of those a wild dragon for sure, maybe the other was a free range Targ) must have come together and produce this ugly flying fuckup of a wyrm
>>221298677mogged
>I AM A REAL BOY!4th wall break.
>>221298734>jon gets a dragon>can just warg it directly instead of wasting time riding it and shouting gay valyrian commands>no risk of dying, dragon can fly balls without worrying about the rider getting their neck snapped or falling offthe Norfman master race
>>221299524A twatter I liked is he fought Cannibal and had to flee to the Vale
>>221299402>>221299403>>221299409>>221299412Otto is MIA and the next time we see him is his executionI like Larys but the show needs other smart people. Maybe James Norton will be one of them
i just marathoned dunk and egg, that was really wholesome stuff, are they making more of it any time soon?
>>221299416He sailed the Dothraki sea
>>221299603There's two more novellas
>>221299603Yeah but people enjoyed it the wrong way so season 2 is full of brown people and gays
>>221299469
>>221298648he just like me fr
>>221299505kek
>>221298620What the fuck? Did Tyland Lannister just fucking die? He's literally my favourite side-character in the books, WTF
>>221299712He lives, gets tortured, and goes on to become one of the best Hands. They probably won't show that last part though.
>>221299749They showed his severed head
>>221298620atleast you could watch george floid drown a tranny, got that going for it
>>221299651Thank you, Ser Webm
>>221299761He got better
>>221298703About GOT S2 tier, which is a steep decline from AKotSK but still the best tv show you can watch right now
Funny that the tranny literally skin walked Contrapoints and now has a bigger career than him lol
>>221298677This freak looks like he’s wearing someone else’s face
>>221299786It would be funny if they pulled a jon snow with the severed head
>>221299761That was Jason's, his twin brother.
>>221299761Jason Lannister died, Tyland was thrown overboard in a full suit of armor (but somehow he will live, just like Jaime did)
>>221299761That's Jason Lannister Jason Lannister was the twin who stayed in Westeros and whose forces fled from Daemon's & Oscar Tully's right before the episode began, only to run into the Northmen Greybeards offscreen, die offscreen, and have his head tossed at Daemon Tyland Lannister is the twin who spent much of Season 2 being bullied by Essosi and got knocked off the ship by the troon, but might actually still be alive
>>221299761>this is your average hotd watchertwin characters are too difficult to comprehend apparently
>>221299819>>221299829>>221299836my bad
Did Tyland get to at least bang the tranny or...
>>221299817Finally a Lanister Tyrion can look down on
>>221299850In my defense its been a while since last season aired and I am not too attached with HotD
>>221299850I know people who couldn't follow the timeline in resevoir dogs.Your avarage consoomer genuinly doesn't understand what's happening most the time unless a charachter says it.
>>221299854They cut a scene where they kissed
>>221299854he got to impregnate all of the troons wives
>>221299651I need to plunge my cock into her flabby body
>>221298652Why did he stop and look when he got shot?
>>221299207first bolt caught the saddle, the second one that bought them down pierced the dragons chest
>>221299957Aura, he looked tuff
>>221298652What a dumbass. I could have escaped.
>>221299882I had a friend who watched GOT up to season 5 and didn’t know who Tyrion was. He just called him The Imp
Is show Daeron a bastard??
Despite how shit it is I typically like the designs of the dragons.Luv grumpy grandpa Vermithor. Sheepstealer is cool looking too.
>>221299889>>221299903Damn, the lion gets aroundOne can only imagine what he will do in Lys.
>>221298620egg is icsh
>>221299998Based
>>221299998Khaleesi Stormborn....
>>221298620>Aemon and cripple just summarily captured out of stupidity >Nettles retconned from plot, replaced by daemons nothingburger black daughter #2 >Both Strong boys already dead lol, somehow survived by daemons nothingburger black daughter #1 >Veylerions even more wiped out than before, just 4 to go for total lineage death. >Dragon seed comic relief guy got ass fucked by a wizard, whole related plot continues to go nowhere slowly >Managed to finally jump the incest shark with alicentHow did they managed to fuck everything in just one episode. It's almost impressive.
>>221300012Is lys the tranny capital of the setting?
>>221299829Tyland's dead, they won't show Rhaenyra doing something cruel like ordering his torture.
>>221300003I think they are going with him being trueborn but he obviously has the hair of his mother. Probably to further signify that he is not a crazy targ like his brothers.
At this point I'm just rooting for the Hightowers
>>221300020>icsh International Council for Standardization in Haematology?
>>221300057It's whore cityIt's famous for the pleasure houses. Girls, boys, everything in between. Varys comes from there.
>Created by Ryan Condal and George R. R. MartinThat’s CRAZY
>>221298620>>total tranny deathfinally fucking trannyhan cunt fuck, ruined every fucking scene even his death, got ass dagger raped too hahadown syndrome schnigga dragon cunt was based, teenage dragon going on a rampage, fucking everybody, that's proper dragon right there, no obedience, only chaosheir to the throne wannabe warrior, sinking down to the bottom of the ocean, very good.that pilot was kino as fuck, too bad they're going to ruin it
>"The Daring">gets crushed and burned to death by a tentlol
>>221300129>Writing by ONE
My normie friends had their SKIN CRAWL from that kiss
Ironborn have done nothing wrong in their lives.>B-But they stole muh wife!Maybe you were too much of a bitch to keep her. Stay weak Rivercuck.
I think a big problem of the show is that not only is the script/dialogue bad but also a lot of the actors are also equally sub par
>>221300139his dragon is tiny really shouldn't send a baby to do a grandmothers job
>>221300155Aegon should’ve depopulated the island and scattered the Ironborn across the kingdom
Harroway sigil goes hard ngl fr fr fampai
>>221300129How? Ryan Condal and Sara Hess are the best screenwriters right now. GRRM should feel honored to have them adapt his story.They also added significantly to the story by finally bringing much needed racial diversity to Westeros.
Can somebody refresh my memory, what was the big hubbub with Blood & Cheese last season? That Helaena immediately pointed to the son, instead of first trying to substitute with the daughter? Who gives a shit about that, she's explicitly shown to be retarded on the show. She panicked, her brain froze, and she did as told.
>>221298761system of a schniggadownsyndrome
>>221300158I basically only really enjoy watching Aegon and Aemond.Cole was alright at the start but he feels like he's checked out since season 2.
Corlys asking whether its the Lannister or Greyjoy fleet before Alyn says its the triarchy makes me think they might still do something with the Greyjoys. Dalton was mentioned twice last season as well.
>>221300176Read the book
>>221300176everyone was mad the show didn't follow what the retarded book says
>queensguard>doesnt listen to the queen why
dont like how dragons are unstoppable killing machines sometimes and then other times can be 360 no scoped by guys shooting ballista on a boat thats rocking at a dragon flying fast way up in the air
>>221300155TrueTime does not exist to the ironborn, there is only the present, the now. A goldcloak yells, "Don't run, I will [in the future] shoot arrows at you!" This phrase is meaningless to the ironborn. In the ironborn's mind he has two choices: either to be detained by the guards, or to run and be free. The fact that the guard will start shooting arrows a few seconds into the future is incomprehensible to the ironborn. Ironborns are living in a science fiction parallel universe where there is no continuity with themselves 15-seconds into the future. As an Andal man you know that you will still be you 15-seconds into the future, you can see the probable consequences of your actions. Not so to the ironborn. The ironborn sees no relation to himself 15-seconds in the future, it is a completely different person. Their interests are unrelated if not opposed.Once you understand that an ironborn cares as much about himself 15-seconds into the future as you do about some random ironborn, all of a sudden all ironborn decisions makes sense. Why start a rebellion you can't win? Some other random ironborn will have to get sieged down instead of you. Why rape some random northern girl? Some other random ironborn will go to the dungeon, not you, etc.Now you can also appreciate the injustice of ironborn rebellions being put down. If an ironborn razed Lannisport 15-seconds ago, that was a completely different random ironborn to them. The ironborn getting sieged was just living his life (in an alternate universe where you forever live in one moment) and is now being sieged for literally no reason.They’ve been trying to explain this to thick Andal people for years with the shorthand "The Iron Price". These tomboysh ironbron captainesses are trying to explain that, while to you it appears that her ironborn father committed some horrific act of violence, in fact that was actually a completely different ironborn in a parallel universe.
>>221298870add a neither option you fucking faggot
>>221300176It's just a completely different scene to in the book.But then again Helaena also wasn't autistic and had another son.
>>221300176An entire targ child was (and is) missing, which will butterfly effect into Daeron's character development being different.
>>221300208>why did the soldiers listen to the prince instead of the retarded woman hmmm a mystery...
>>221298723>>221298970>>kill shot is the charlie kirk specialisLohar, the FtM youtuber also got stabbed in the neck.what are they trying to say?
>>221300150I was rock hard though
>>221300223Leaks this season say that Helaena is pregnant with Maelor when she jumps from a window. So Condal managed to work Maelor into the story but in a completely pointless way.
Don't let the show gaslight you into thinking that Rahenyra was locked into a room because she is a woman, because Aegon received the exact same treatment in season 2, being a man.She was locked into a room because if she dies the war is fucking lost, everything else is Sara Hess not understanding the stakes of her own story.
>NOOOO SUNYFYRE I'M A TARGARYEN! YOU CAN'T JUST EAT MEEEE-AACK!
>>221300192>Cole was alright at the start but he feels like he's checked out since season 2.He misses monke
>>221300192I think the actor dissed the season in the press tour
>>221300210Well they have to have some weakness. The ballistae a cheap and easy mechanism for it. GoT at least had the courtesy to show them missing, but HotD’s lazy writers have the OP gigatroon snipe it out of the sky first time
>>221300215Kek
>>221300208It was retarded scene, had they established that the guard felt concerned by the queen's behaviour then it would have worked much better
>>221300203>>221300223>>221300237I've read the book, Maelor's existence or lack thereof has no effect on this scene, and there's no reason why Helaena can't kill herself from all the horrors and desolations of war.
>>221300176>Can somebody refresh my memory, what was the big hubbub with Blood & Cheese last season? That Helaena immediately pointed to the son, instead of first trying to substitute with the daughter?They removed Maelor, who she points out in the book, trying to protect the older heir. They kill the older one anyway and tell Maelor mommy tried to have him killed. This has some implications later when Maelor goes nuts.Instead they made her POINT TO THE HEIR instead of trying to trick the murderers somehow. There's also no Maelor so the scene gets no importance later. In fact they seem to have tried to write him out but then they confirmed he's still in the show so they have to have him born like this season probably? Which makes more of a mess of things. And to what fucking purpose was it changed? Making a worse story where she looks dumber?
Why don't they give the dragons armor?
>>221299353No one. The only smart character comes after the dance
>sera hessis ryan not actually writing the show??
>>221300301>Maelor's existence or lack thereof has no effect on this sceneIt quite literally does, she’s forced to choose between the two, that’s a huge divergence in the pathos of the scene.
>>221300176Long and short of it>Extra son (Maelor)>Alicent is there over fucking Cole because Helaena was bringing the kids to say goodnight to granny (Alicent was tied up and gagged so she couldn't warn them)>They force Helaena to pick which son dies>She begs they kill her instead but they won't, it's either a son for a son or all of them>She picks Maelor since he's so young he doesn't even know what's going on and/or Jaehaerys was the heir>One of Blood and Cheese leans down and says to Maelor "You hear that, little boy? Your momma wants you dead.">Then they cut Jaehaerys head off anyway and leave as Helaena is screaming
>>221300310He’s very retarded for trying to marry his daughter to the king, as if that was ever a possibility. He should’ve used his leverage as hand to quietly enrich his house.
>>221299146She's been "evil" since she learned the truth about the misunderstanding that her sons were never meant to rule.
Is there any Ironborn who aren't complete scum?
>>221300277>SUNFYRE NO, S-STOP! THAT'S MY HALF-SISTER YOU'RE EATING ALIVE!
counting or not counting myrish quarreling?
>>221300317Condal was credited as the sole writer on the first episode this season. He is the only showrunner but based on interviews it seems like Sara Hess is basically his right hand and more or less a co showrunner with him.
>>221300306Have to assume dragon biology is like bird biology and their powers of flight rely on them being super-light creatures with hollow bones
>>221298670>mfw
>>221300359I'm fairly certain the Alicent/Rhaenyra bullshit was her idea.
>>221300328It's a cool twist, but it doesn't change the fundamentals. That's not to say the show scene is better than the book scene (it isn't), but it's fine enough, and given the umpteen problems with S2, I struggle to remember why this choice specifically upset so many. I suppose because it's emblematic of the writers' frivolity with the text.
>>221300353House Harlaw are the most normal house among the Ironborn and most wealthy.
I thought Sheepstealer causing Jace’s death was stupid. He’s supposed to fall on his own hubris. That was probably one of the things George was arguing with Condal about.
>decide to see what Preston has been up to >all his videos are either fanfic slop or austismmaxxing rereading>any interesting questions are 3 hour long streamshmmmm, no
>>221300275>She was locked into a room because if she dies the war is fucking lostBut Jace would be King till Daemon comes back
>>221300403According to the monke and young Alicent it wasn't in the scripts, they just decided to play it like they were into each other.
>I have the spirit of a king>is giving up because her son locked her in her room and her own guard won't open the door, and won't even try to break the window or do literally anythingunironically, was that line a joke? Like do the women writing this show think this makes their feminist point?
>>221300302They most probably couldn't afford another baby puppet and/or actor
>>221300294GoT it only technically worked once. If the burning of kjngs landing had been less retarded it'd have been a lot more notable that Dany, aware of ballistae, just fucking divebombs them and burns the rest of the city with impunity. During the relative height of dragon power actively used in warfare they're expecting us to believe 9/10 dragon riders are on dragons young enough to job to arrows and/or too personally stupid as riders to stay mobile and have target priority of any anti dragon assets an enemy army is using.
>>221300435>any interesting questions are 3 hour long streamsHere's how you do it- you listen to the first 20-30 minutes of his stream where he actually talks about the stream title subject, then quit as soon as he starts reading superchats. There should be Season 3 watch videos though.I still cannot believe he's doing an atheist Bible study series. It's kind of embarrassing how much he gets wrong.
Why is there no ratcatcher posting
>>221300442Isn't that Elizabeth I's line when she's literally in armour leading troops in a futile attempt to hold off the Spanish Armanda if they landed?
MAYHAPS
>>221300215this is now canon
>>221300482out of respect for Otto not appearing in episode 1.
>>221300405I don’t see how you can’t acknowledge it changing the fundamentals, but whatever. The scene is also undercut by Helaena immediately running over to Alicent’s room (who was also meant to be there) to see her riding Criston Cole. What ultimately should’ve been a series defining scene was totally flat. People cared more about the dog.
>>221300480You should just watch the clips channel
>>221300442I thought she was going to cut up that dress to make a rope to climb down the window and sneak out, but she literally just cut it up because she was upset.
this show is so fucking ugly whats with all the blur. i dont remember the last 2 seasons being this bad it looks like a low budget netflix show now
>>221300480>There should be Season 3 watch videos though.Yes I fine the Chad Summerchild react videos humorous but seeing as he no longer does theory vids (then again, are there any more theories from a finite stationary story?) checking out what he's been up to is like peering into sewage > I still cannot believe he's doing an atheist Bible study series. It's kind of embarrassing how much he gets wrong.You could not pay me to watch that, his politics have always been truly absolutely awful
>>221300440Nobody is going to stay loyal to some known bastard anon
>>221300521and you're a sexist misogynistic chud if you don't see how she's the rightful ruler if only men would stop holding her backlike is that genuinely what they think? at this point it's become so retarded it seems like self parody to melike even if I wanted to go in with a feminist perspective, to take her side. There's nothing to even latch onto. lmao..they are so genuinely retarded..It's actually circled around to Rhaenyra being an annoying smug privileged bitch who doesn't deserve the rule despite being chosen. She's just chosen by the dyke writers now instead of Viserys for being his little girlThey're circled around to the original thing they wanted to avoidIt's kind of incredible actually
It’s crazy how Sarah Hess one of the writers says that her “lack of familiarity with the series is a good thing” and “that she feels no loyalty” this is straight fanfiction
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>>221300553Rhaenyra is white woman jesus chuddy, she will have obviously set things up so girlboss Arya get's the dagger to save the world, from one girlboss to another.
imagine a male character getting locked in his room by a child and his kingsguard refusing to open the door and I'm supposed to think he's an amazing king for thisgenuinely hilarious
>Season 2>WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE ME DO??? I CANNOT DO ANYTHING>Season 3>Gets looked in her room and does not try to get out of the other door or any of the windowsSo is she gonna do nothing this season also?
>>221300521I thought the same thing
>>221299651Damn. You could land Vhagar on that forehead.
>>221300576No, he at least looked like his mother, there were rumors of bastardry but it wasn't a clear and cut issue in the realms
>>221300540Blurring in fire scenes sorta makes sens as the air around heats up
>>221300402I hope her clothes are torn and singed from all the fighting to the point where it looks like she's wearing a crop top and microskirt.And then Rheanyra spanks her for causing Jacearys his death.
>>221300521>I have the spirit of a king!>RAHHHHHHH IM GUNNA DESTROY MY PRETTY DRESS IN A STATE OF EMOTIONAL DISTRESS I CANT CONTROL MYSELF IM CRYING AND SCREAMING AND SHITTING AHHH NO ONE LISTENS TO ME NO ONE UNDERSTANDS HOW I FEEL AHHHHH OPEN THE DOOR>btw the force is female silly chudsI actually don't understand what they're going for, no memes
>>221300591They're doing the same thing they did with Dany where in theory what's happening is that of a monarch going crazy/being impotent but the way it's presented by the showrunners is obviously glazing and completely disconnected
>>221300576Not to mention that Jace has dragons
THATS MY SISTER
>>221300607>No, he at least looked like his mother,How does that matter it would still raise suspicions of being a bastard. If he looked like Rob or at least have black hair it would make sense
>>221300625Neither do they lol
>>221300623And she’s trying to cover herself up, but it’s too late. I’ve seen everything.
>>221300635>NOOOOO SHEEPSTEALER THOSE AREN'T ENEMIES!!I've never seen subtitles act poorly before but they found a way
>>221300635>AYO SHEEPSTEALA WHACHU DOING? THAT'S MAH SISTAH NIGGA
>>221300553I mean these super progressive writers cut a black woman from the show just because her being there would make Rhaenyra look bad, and also didn't want her being chubby because that's just misogynistic green propaganda that a woman having so many pregnancies in a short amount of time and stuffing her face when grieving would get fat.
>>221300596both their foreheads
>>221299559aright that would make sense since the Cannibal is a fucking horror, but from whose cloaca did Sheepstealer erupt? Doesn't look like any of the dragons that are old enough to be their progenitors, like Silverwing or Dreamfyre; if anything he might resemnle Vaghar a bit.
Sheepdindu
The duel with the twins last season showed that there’s multiple doors to Rhaeneryias chambers but apparently there’s just one door now
>>221300679Those perfidious MEN removed the doors
The funniest part is in many of the things they changed, they're realizing they need to end up in the same spot anyway, so they have to course correct>cut nettles>so we need a reason for Rhaenyra to hate Rhaena>so we add this sheepstealer thingAnd it's like.. you just changed what was in the book, only to have to then change back, and basically told a warped version of the story that had less emotional coherence than the original one. What was the point in going off script in the first place?Sooo many examples of this, Rhaena isn't even the worst
>>221300669He could be Dreamfyre's, Vhagar's or even Meraxes'. Some dragons just have faster growth rates.
>>221300720Maybe logistical and practical reasons from having to do it live action
Why did she name the dragon Sheepstealer and not Sheepgifter?
>>221300760I think it's more abstract. A deliberate disrespect to the source material for political reasons. Possibly because George is a White Male even though he's on their side. The decisions they make aren't about easing production, which I'm sympathetic too (the dragon bursting through the floor for example didn't make things easier. It was just stupid and terrible, AND expensive)
>>221300635>>221300652They do this for the adhd zoomers, who were still complaining in the thread yesterday that they didn’t know what was happening
>>221299543Gigamogged
>>221298649>uses the designated zoomer goycattle marketing "how do you do fellow zoomers" marketing language while crying about normies>>221298648he was racist>>221298652getting both the token himbo and the troon out in the span of 5 min was a move i wasnt expecting from the writers
>>221300679he barred both doorways. checkmate
>>221300814why are his lips so dry?
>>221300635Netflix has a rule that you have to narrate what's happening on-screen because they have to assume most people are watching their tv shows while scrolling on their phones. HBO is probably doing the same. I wish this weren't true, but it is. This is why prestige television is dying.
>>221300635>all black people are relatedWhy are the writers so racist desu?
>>221300851>>221300804That isn't even the issueof course she should be acting and doing stuff and not wanting her sister to die or to burn her own forcesIt's the way they do it with no grace, with no integration for the storyliterally the most chatgpt blunt straight forward dialogueIt was comical
>>221300851if that was the case the battle wouldnt have been so confusing
Man,Is "The Way of Kings" tv series the last hope for the future of High Fantasy television?
>>221300885what was confusing about the battle? it was pretty simple to follow
>>221300354>>221300277This will not be in the show. It'll be changed in some way to be less gruesome.
>>221300922Gonna be hard to not do it when Joffrey already canonized it in season 3 of GoT
>>221299413You know we can look the archives and know you're full of shit right? Why even make this?
>>221300885It wasn’t confusing if your IQ is over 90 and you were paying attention.
I hate when battles don't do a proper build up, show the start, keep goingLike when they cut to just being in the middle of the battle.Battle of the Bastards isn't my favourite but at least it did this part okay. Blackwater is still undefeated imo, same with Watchers on the Wall.I get the stylistic choice, they were hopping around and stuff, I just always hate it. Makes it hard to get immersed in the battle. Fuck Dunk for doing this in episode 5 too, by the way. I have to skip 13 minutes every fucking time.
>>221300941Maester propaganda
>>221300922It will just show her getting burnt or it will be at the end of an episode and cut to credits after we hear Aegon say dracarys and see flames/light reflecting off Rhaenyra's face.
So many obvious shills in here. But for the few actual faggots, how the fuck do you even discuss trash like this show? Pathetic
>>221300915>>221300968you are autistic and post in an anonymous forum for this show, normies haven't seen it in 2 years and even 2 years ago they had no idea who these retarded black people and trannies are.Ask a normie dedicated watcher what Jon Snow's real name is and watch them furrow their brow in confusion
>>221300885Battles being confusing are realistic
>>221301035>>221301035
>>221299787This show has never been near any of the first 4 seasons of GOT. Even S1 wasn't really good
>>221300915bad directing and writing. they tried to include too much information into too short a time. just imagine watching helm's deep but it's 5min long. or mountain vs viper but it's 30sec long. and the fact they had more than 2 years to make it since it was supposed to be included in s2 and how much it was hyped, just makes it laughable
>>221301029so is indecipherable and awkward dialogue, which as we all know, makes excellent television
>>221300982I think Blackwater is just the best battle George has written so far because you actually care about people involved on both sides of the battle.
>>221301071yes, it helps when you care about what's going on instead of it being boring depressing black people versus silly trannies
I think it's appropriate that this tv show is really just a feminist critique of Westerosi patriarchal structures and white privilege.It's so refreshing.
