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>>221322669Old pos op
>Kevin Bacon Will Star in Jeremy Slater’s Horror Movie ‘Summoner’>Summoner follows an exorcist named Jefferson Haddock (played by Kevin Bacon), who is called into an isolated witness protection property to deal with a terrifying demon
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easy peasy
>>221322957>Summoner follows an exorcistone fucking job, man
>>221322936The best kind
>>221323034Demonic possession movies = the best moviesmaybe second only to "evil as piss death cult" movies
>>221323248I thought a movie called Summoner could actually focus on a summonerNow that would be some original shit
>>221323855The people crave exorslop. We will never get summoners, necromancers, druids and illusionists.
Backrooms was good, glad he stayed far away from wikislop lore
>>221324172No.
>>221323951You are in luck, if you can handle 80's/90's b-movies, there is a few.>Cast a Deadly Spell (Fred Ward, David Warner and many more)>Warlock series (Julian Sands)>Doctor Mordrid (Jeffrey Combs)>Lord of Illusions (Scott Bakula)
>>221324205I liked it, wasn't perfect but the dinner table scene reminded me of Lynch
>>221324380Re-Animator (Jeffrey Combs again) if scientific necromancy counts.
>>221324427Fuck Lynch. Old ugly hack.
>>221324466you just have shit taste
>>221324477YOU have ugly taste.
>>221324475well huh, thats some kino.
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>>221324380And if you can handle 50's/60's horror, these three Vincent Price movies.>The Mad Magician (1954)>The Raven (1963)>The Haunted Palace (1963)
>>221322985Talented guy, but he looks like a frog
>>221324520A face only money can make someone “like”
>>221324520>full head of hair until the day he diedHow? Needed to do experiments on him to find the genes for that.
I just watch hokum and I thought it was alright. Few good scares and a solid plot i guess. But not really good enough where I wanna recommend it to anyone .
>>221324586The secret is money and pussy.I am going bald.
>>221324565Have you told your parents you're gay yet?
Is Angst (1983) any good?
>>221324710The best of it's kind.
>>221324380Ok last movies that i can remember that features sorcerers, warlocks, witches, whatever>The Beyond (Lucio Fulci)Not for the squeamish.>Witchcraft 1-?There is at least 15 of these, only if you like z-grade trash and tits, lots of tits.>Suspiria (Dario Argento classic)
>>221324803>There is at least 15 of these
>>221324864Before you ask, no i have not seen all of them.If you have seen one you have seen all of them.Basically softcore "horror".
>>221324946Ok, just found out there is at least 17 of these, + more on the way.
>>221324992I can already tell they'll be hard to find past like the 4th one. But I'll check the first one out anyway.
How the mighty has fallen lmao
>>221324803Suspiria and The Beyond are all-timers. The stars of both also share a birthday with Neve!
>>221325034Have you tried using the playimdb.com thingy?Unless you are a member of a private torrent site like Cinemageddon it might be hard to find yes.
>>221325055Did not know that. But yeah both are pretty well known.
>still ho Hungry torrentIt's already out on vod....hippokino when.....
>>221325077No I haven't, using imdb as the movie reference is clever though
>>221325347It works surprisingly well. I was even able to watch Trump Vs. The Illuminati on that site.Even new movies work, but it's usually some shitty Cam rip.
>>221323951Spellcaster, although it's kind of implied to be The Devil.GhouliesThe DungeonmasterWaxwork II: Lost In TimeThere's a few witch doctor/voodoo priest movies like Shrunken Heads although he's sort of the good guy in that.Also evil medicine man stuff like The Manitou.
>>221325431>Waxwork II: Lost In TimeHmm, so they made a sequel to this? Interesting.
I recommend pic to anyone looking for a strange horror movie. It's from 1983 and has a bunch of good actors like Ian McKellen (Gandalf), Jürgen Prochnow, Gabriel Byrne and a few others.
watch CHUM
>>221325672Kino soundtrack too
>>221325675Effects were actually decent and above all syfy/asylum tier trash so AI is definitely here to stay>but it didn't look perfect if you pause frames etc.neither does Hollywood capeshit productions with 100m+ budget so I don't see the issue, at least it means low budget horror won't have as appaling effects anymore especially for creature or killer animal moviesExpecting practical is simply unrealistic nowadays as sad as it is
>>221325672a film that desperately needs a longer cut
>>221325778Indeed.>>221325821Maybe one day. Best thing about some bluray releases is the extended cut that get released for many older movies.
>>221325675No, I don't think I will
>>221325672I remember watching this but I don't remember anything about it
>>221323044>the run in her pantyhose
>>221325903Watch pic instead.>>221325928It's pretty surreal.
>>221325672very rewatchable because it makes no sense and its surreal and comfy
>>221325077Nice try, Vlad.
>>221325988It's an underrated one for sure.>>221326013Bah.
The Illuminati??
>>221325903Your loss
>>221325821One of the few films where everyone agrees it needs to be way longer
>>221325492Yeah, and it's better than the 1st IMO. Not sure if the guy in the first also qualifies as a sorcerer or not but the 2nd picks up right where the 1st ends so it helps to've watched that for context.
>>221325971some very cool looking death bots given how low budget the movie is
>>221326118Only watched the first one but long time ago.Same director and even has Bruce Campbell in it, sold it for me.>>221326131Yes! Sword fighting like no other movie too.
>>221326088how much black sole is in the film?
Speaking of surreal movies. Trying to find an older one i want to re-watch but i can't remember the name of it.Only things i remember about it is the main character is plagued by nightmares, ends up in some nightmare world. And a scene where his sofa grows huge teeth and tries to eat him.I think most of the movie took part in his apartment and this nightmare world.Late 80s or early 90s.Rings a bell for anyone?
WHERE IS THE FUCKING HUNGRY HIPPO TORRENTI'M ORDERING SLOP AND WANT SLOP TO WATCH REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>221325431>The Dungeonmasterhell yeah>I reject your reality and substitute my own!
>>221322762That spiteful "Ha HA!" that Ash does when it crawls into the mousetrap cracks me up.
>>221326169Just that one chick. She's one of the first ones to die, of course. It's mostly the blonde chick through the film.
>>221322957It's funny that when his career was at its peak, he was ashamed of his horror roots like Friday the 13th.
>>221326311all I've got is a shitty telecine rip
>>221323044>I'm gonna buy a Cybertruck and then vandalize it. That'll sure sh
>>221325672>here's that greek guy I was telling you about
>>221326422Same, which boggles the mind since it's supposed to be out on vod today
>>221326406well, that's lame. post more of the black chick.
>>221326450this guys a chad
>Backrooms is sold out againI'm never going to get to see this fucking movie
>>221325798>, at least it means low budget horror won't have as appaling effects anymore eI hate to say it but there's really not a lot of argument for not using it for low budget monster scifi. Does it look GOOD? Eh, most shots are at least passable. Does it look GREAT? No, not at all. But in this genre, especially the monster/creature feature subgenre, has pretty much always had eras with ten more "Wow that's shitty" effects for every 1 decent looking one, and in a way it's kind of the charm. Nobody watched Scifi/SyFy monster movies expecting it to look good, the mammoth was gonna look shitty, the Basalisk was going to look shitty, Dinocroc Vs Supergator was going to have double the bad looking monsters, but you still signed up for it for the fun of it and the cheese of it. What, exactly, does AI strip away there? The artistry? But there wasn't any on display, if anything it was miserable from every single solitary interview I've ever seen from FX crews on those productions. I used to read Dread Central forms and any time a crewmember shared their story they were pretty much "Yeah I had two months to design and render this whole thing, they got what they paid for and nothing more." The human connection? But humans never connected to those, meaningfully. They were designed and made to be quick and disposable popcorn flicks. What is missing with an AI addition in this very specific genre?Now, obviously, bigger budget or more ambitious stuff should avoid it. If you're trying to bring a big concept you need a human touch for every part of it to make it resonate. But creature features? I just can't see the argument. For every OP with it's shockingly good practical effects we have three Bone Eaters with it's... uh... not.
>>221324710Banned.
There is 5 Carnosaur movies apparently. Anybody recommend 4 & 5?
>>2213271614 and 5 aren't actual Carnosaur movies, they're at best unrelated stuff that uses most stock footage from the first two movies for the majority if it's dino scenes. Raptor even has the fucking audacity to change out an actor for his own death scene to use stock footage of someone else dying. Which on its own is weird enough, but the person who's body is on screen is a different race than the guy who got killed.They're not just bad, they're a full on waste of time because you've already scene the best parts of them, literally, in a different movie. There is no new scene that justifies their existence. This is cinematic inbreeding.
>>221326531Not my webms. Plus, that was the best shot of her desu.
>>221327212Well that's a real shame. Saw Corman was producer for the Raptor one so i had some hope.
>>221327212>Raptor even has the fucking audacity to change out an actor for his own death scene to use stock footage of someone else dying. Which on its own is weird enough, but the person who's body is on screen is a different race than the guy who got killed.That is pretty funny though. lol
>>221326531>>221327247shame. maybe the cincinnati/baltimore ghetto tubi offerings will be kino this autumn
>>221327259It says something when the chinese Carnosaur 2025-return of the jurassic in the states- is somehow more original when that movie's a near full on Jurassic Park ripoff
>>221327321Yeah, it sounds real bad.You know what else is a damn shame? That we got no sequel to Frankenfish or Creatures from the Abyss (aka Plankton). Unless i'm unaware of such sequels.
>>221327420Eh, we got a "Armageddon/Deep Impact" situation with Frankenfish since Snakehead Terror came out the same year.
>>221327029You're not on reddit now, go back there to play moderator
>>221327420>That we got no sequel to FrankenfishOfficially? No.UNofficially? https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJPIr8AiO0qwClbzH3HAAVAYou might notice one or two similarities with the Frankenfish monster.
>>221327259When you see all of the classic producers and directors make slop that is indistinguishable from all the other slop it makes you realize that the magic of older films ran much deeper
>>221327483Not sure i've seen Snakehead Terror. Do you recommend it? I have low expectations when it comes to these kinds of movies.>>221327521Hmm, unofficial or not, i just want me some frankenfish.>>221327532Indeed, this is why older movies reign supreme imo, for many reasons.
>>221327601>Do you recommend it?It's worse than Frankenfish overall, especially in the effects department, and you see the fish waayyy less, but narrative wise it's actually freakishly similar to Lake Placid 2 for its plot. If you just wanna see that specific creature on the attack then yeah it's fun. It's even out in full on youtube. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WuH7WIDtAYU this one that anon posted is a way more fun movie though>>221327521 it's stupid but its that special kind of stupid that makes it actual creature feature fun
>>221327673Downloading both of them. But tonight i'm gonna fall asleep to a classic (pic).Good night anons, and thanks for the film tips.
>>221327741Ah, yes. "What if The Thing and Aliens had a baby".I the monster in Deep Star Six more even if this is a better actual movie.
>>221327741>>221327774Deepstar Six is a good bedtime movie too
>>221327774Do you think The Thing could replicate a Xenomorph? Do you think a facehugger could impregnate a Thing?
>>221327508Banned is banned
>>221327872>PLEASE READ THE SUBREDDIT SIDEBAR SIR!! PLEASE!?!
>>221327860>Do you think The Thing could replicate a Xenomorph?It's not acid proof so probably not, even if it got in the upper shell the minute it cracked the exoskeleton it's getting whatever assimilaty parts melted. It's not like it can adapt to new things, fire still worked from start to end.>Do you think a facehugger could impregnate a Thing?It's not a singular being so even if it got inside it, it would just try to assimilate the egg and probably kill both in the process. Egg would turn into a melty timebomb the inside of one of the creatures would crack open...
I qatched Society. It was pretty good. I dont understand the ending though, howd he win?
We live in a society.
we live in a banciety
Might qatch Society, idk
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fuck you guys im going back to /fit/
>>221328576Go to /fat/ instead
>>221327860>>221327914https://voca.ro/13rNfMifqbQR
>>221327508We don't want that shitbird either
>>221328651Go Back.
>>221326084I recently watched this for the first time and it made me so fucking angry
>>221328601Makes me think that Alien vs. The Thing is a crossover that people would actually go see. It'd be an SFX extravaganza.
>>221328718>>221328601What does the thing look like? Its original form would have to be gelatinous right? Like a giant slime
>>221328803Definitely not gelatinous
>>221328803We just see it as combos of terrestrial entities. Assuming that it ate a spider at some point for the spider head form, and a worm in the last one.I guess that says it can only take forms of the last beings it absorbed, so it has no true form. Or the long stasis made it forget whatever alium form was piloting the ship.It knows how to build a spacecraft though, so has some internal intelligence.
>>221327860>Do you think The Thing could replicate a Xenomorph?Why wouldn't it be able to? It's whole schtick is that it's a perfect imitation. If anything, adding the Xenomorph to it's memories would make it all that much more powerful.>Do you think a facehugger could impregnate a Thing?Depending on the form it's currently taking, why not? It would probably convert the egg before it has the chance to hatch, but as to what happens after that, idk.
Should I watch Censor (2021)?
>>221324710It's awesome, one of my favorite movies
>>221325042Oh my god they're still making WitchcraftsI bailed after part 1
>>221328950that's from thing 2011
>>221329086Watch Lowlifes (2024)
>>221329158I watched five minutes and quit
>>221329086it's ok. I'd watch Beezel (2024).
>>221325971Lol, Exterminator CityFucking bizarre movie, borderline unwatchable. Muppet movie with porn stars set in a shower
>>221329086i really liked censor, if you think it looks interesting watch it
>>221329172So youre a cuck then?
>>221329192I'll give it a go
>>221329045both xenos and the thing have extremely fast biological processes though. it'd be funny if a xeno exploded out of the thing like 5 seconds after the facehugger goes onto it.
>The twist was: dude...satan lmao!You dont say
>99 days until Oct 1
>>221329526https://voca.ro/1iHAS0hIiXqz
>>221329526https://vocaroo.com/1kGzUA0oWWxL
>>221329523it's a vibes movie
>>221329523
>>221329526*waits patiently*
>>221329523We banned it here
>>221330008Nothing is banned. Stop playing hall monitor.
>>221329523Longlegs 2 is also banned here fyi
>>221330027We have banned list here. Some post please.
>>221330055I am at work right now. I will post when I get home.
>>221330095lmfao, really?
>>221330129No it's part of his many schizo fake personalities to be ignored
>>221330129Yeah, it is just me for a few hours chilling and then I head home at in the early a.m.
>>221330170I am waiting for the reveal that "my parents bought me rental properties" is actually "my parents are landlords that I still live with because I'm a formaldehyde baby who can't leave the house" kek
>>221330204Maybe if you ask nice your manager will let you leave earlyDon't forget to count out your drawer and punch your time card
>>221330216This guy?>>221330129>>221330235
>>221330216Mom's making him dinner right now.>>221329971What film?
>>221330247No, that's me laughing at him for having the audacity to add whole different identities to his samefagging now"I'm at work right now", LMFAOAlright, I've got horror movies i need to watch now
>>221330303thats return to oz 1985(?) with best girl fairuza
WELL SHE PUT HER POODLE ONE TIME IN A MICROWAVE OVENTO EAT ITYEAHTO EAT ITOH NONO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO SILLYTO DRY ITBUT IT EXPLODED AND THEY WERE BOTH FOUND DEADSHE MUST HAVE BEENOUT OF HER HEAD
>>221329523That was the best part of it though, the visuals at least
>>221330537>BUT IT EXPLOOOODED
>>221329086Watched it. It was just okay. Enid could have been hotter and show more than her bra. Plot was surreal but not as ambiguous as some online said it was. 2.5 stars
>>221330734from what I remember I thought it had a strong start, ending was meh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCO92__Zn-8
>>221330904So much worse than the original. Lol, the director's most recent movie is a scary adaptation of the pied piper with Elizabeth Hurley
>>221330746Yeah, it was not terribly subtle, but also refused to go totally over the top.
>>221330958Crazy how hot she still is.
>>221331045...sure.
>>221331077Don't go gay on me now, anon…
too many GILF hunters on /tv/
>>221331153English rose
>>221331170Not enough GILF hunters more like.
>>221330315>best girl fairuzabest loli fairuza
Colony was kinda disappointing
>>221331241I knew it was too good to be true. Did you see it in theater?
>>221331170/tv/ attracts the true chads that love lolis and gilfs and everything in between
>>221331290Based
>>221331290>Girls, girls, gilfs
>>221331290Trvke.
>>221331290Yup.
>>221331367Linda Miller being the perfect milf in that film
>>221330958Oh my god, two minutes in and this is hilarious lol
>>221331457Lol.Kid smashing into the cabinet was cool though.
>>221330055Hey, I am heading home now, I will post later if I don’t pass out.
>>221331470You'd think that doctor would be more concerned about the swarm of rats coming in the front door of his hospital, lol
Banned movies on /hor/>Terrifier 2&3>Megan 2.0>Terrifier 4>Bring Her Back>Talk to Me>Midsommar>Army of Darkness>It Follows>Babadook>28 Years Later>Phenomena>Abigail>Longlegs>Longlegs 2>Hereditary>Sinners>Henry>Barbarian>Gremlins>Gremlins 2>Day of the Dead>Dawn of the Dead>Night of the Living Dead (both)>The Return of the Living Dead>Return of the Living Dead Part II>Return of the Living Dead 3 (1993)>A Nightmare on Elm Street series>Leprechaun series>The Fly (1986)>Nope>Angst>Oddity>Lair of the White Worm >Night of the Demons 2>horror-comedies>VHS series during the month of October>feminist horror is also banned*>the entire animation genre is also banned*>all of David Cronenberg’s films*
>>221331580Wow, got home quick, huh
>>221331554No need now. Too late, too slow.
>>221331580I'm sorry, the banned list is banned here, unfortunately.
>>221331597It appears another anons has it. >>221331580>Longleg 2This movie isn’t even out yet.
>>221331580>>the entire animation genre is also banned*With one notable exception, as per the Halloween clause of Article XVII, § 2(b), paragraph 12, upheld by the Supreme /hor/t
>>221331580>>the entire animation genre is also banned*i agree with most of them, but you niggas banned D?
>>221331680>Supreme /hor/tlol>>221331707Nobody banned anything, ignore that idiot. You'll figure him out if you're here enough.
>>221331707>you niggasOne autistigga
>>221331707> but you niggas banned D?I believe that movie was the catalyst for the genre’s ban
>>221331661Cage is coming back which is all that it takes for me to see it
>>221331763His face looks like a Turkish dessert.
>>221331580Funny part is at least 75% of these are great, some classics>you can't talk about Nightmare on Elm StreetLmfao, fuck off
>>221331680Grow up man
>>221331807No.
>>221331791Looks like how I imagine harperspammer would look like.
>>221331807aren't you an adult man that lives with his mom?
>>22133180680’s “classics” especially Romerocuckslop is trash. >>221331827LMAO
>>221331457Hotchie motchie
>I can talk about Terrifier 1Haha, neat.
>>221331858The series fell off after the first one. Hitting mainstream killed it. >>221331806I don’t like most of the movies on that list top desu. >>221331841Yeah, I always thought he was overrated.
>>221331872Stop samefagging you sad, sad little man
>>221331872>I don’t like most of the movies on that listYeah no shit, that's why you made it, retardGo fuck yourself to death
>>221331877>>221331888What the fuck are you talking about? I didn’t make that list but I also don’t like most of those movies. There is definitely a certain theme going on.
>>221331858I actually liked the first Terrrifier, which accepted what it was: a low budget horror movie with a simple premise. Damien Leone got such a swollen fucking head after that, I couldn't stand 2 or 3.
>>221331929Calm down, just ignore them. Some people have reddit taste.
>>221331958Like attempting to ban things>READ THE RULES IN THE SIDEBAR!!
>>221331945This.
Speaking of VHS movies, what should the theme of the next VHS be?
>>221332031They just did Halloween so maybe Christmas/winter themed.
>>221332053I like this, I couldn't think of anything besides camgirls
>>221331380>>221331367>>221331328>>221331322Hi J-Tard
>>221332065wut
>>221332059They'd never be based enough for this but a camgirls found footage is a goldmine idea. Call it... Slashurbate.
>>221332078Huh?>>221332086> SlashurbateNo thanks. Don’t give them more attention.
>>221332031Water/ocean horror, although you'd probably need a bigger budget for FX.
>>221332065Nope
>>221332111You do realize they wouldn't be actual camgirls, right? I think you really have some mental condition, dude.
>>221332111you probably browse the gay section don't you gurpreet
>>221331945I enjoyed 3 quite a bit because the main plot was easier to ignore than in 2. The mall bombing should have been more detailed though
>>221332031you can't even say VHS: In Space because they already did that.they could do a creepypasta edition, that'd get the zoomers out. or a videogame one.
>>221332159You just have nu male taste. >>221332086> SlashurbateThere is already a few webcam horror movies. I don’t think a cam girl theme would work for vhs. >>221332141Is that gurpreet?
>>221332197>I don’t think a cam girl theme would work for vhs. yeah cuz you're gay
>>221332126This would be kino. All those shark slop films exist so can't be too bad, half of them are filmed in pools and the background is CGI'd in.Do one about a pool in the backyard, a swamp-thing maybe.I can see it.
dawn of the dead re mogs romeros. now that i think about it, the res: the hills have eyes , the crazies, tcsm w/ beil is pretty good too
>>221332233This. Those remakes went hard.
>>221332086I hope Frankenbabes From Beyond the Grave gets made into a feature and they keep the pornstar cast and go all in with at least the nudity; a XXX cut would be amazing too
>>221332260I just can't get into the bogged they went with, but more power to those that do
>>221332065wrong schizo, take your meds and go back to arguing about VHS gimmicks
>>221332053Christmas would work. I mean it makes no sense for October but that isn't stopping anyone. Silent Night and Terrifier 3 both came out in September.
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>>221332293Also if they weren't all "Happy Holidays" they could do a Christian themed one - Heaven and Hell, exorcisms, angels on earth that kind of thing.
>>221332130>>221332141Schizos
>>221332303GOTCHA, ya little SUCKER
>>221332197You just hate slashers, but that's okay.
>>221332031Camp of the Saints
>>221332346lmao
>>221332065>J-Tard???
>>221332367>SAAR you will not redeem uroboros!!!!!!!!!
>>221332346they can get Uwe Boll to direct a segment
>>221332346>As a Belgian aid worker works through the crowd, an Indian gong farmer known only as "the turd eater"Lol, how did he know
>DO.NOT.ENTER.2026.2160p.iT.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.Atmos.DV.HDR.H.265-SCOPE>DO.NOT.ENTER.2026.2160p.iT.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.Atmos.DV.HDR.H.265-SCOPE>DO.NOT.ENTER.2026.2160p.iT.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.Atmos.DV.HDR.H.265-SCOPESo which one of you is going to put that dumbass frog on this poster too?
>>221332111>>221332065what's it like in egypt?
>>221332667
>>221332715Literally laughed out loud, hahahahaha
>>221332715DONT
>>221330958Just finished. Christ what a stinker. Very feminine, this is a pg-13 at worst and was probably made for TV. The opening clip I posted is the most action there is in the movie and it's borderline fantasy with gypsy medicine women and magic books and dreamy ghost boys and it just sucks. Hilariously the daughter beats the piper by cucking him, lol. Liz is very covered up and they don't play up her sexiness at all. The daughter is a babe. Hated this.
>>221332870>that smilepure evil
>>221332965>>that smile>pure evil
>>221333025Genuinely stunning.
>>221333043>Bava making her eyes sparkleThis is why he's the goat
>>221333058Nah, they just do that.
>>221332126Here's my ideas for the segments1/2>Cruise ship inexplicably loses power in the middle of the night, deformed sea creatures climb up the sides and begin killing people, protag is trying to fight them off and get to a lifeboat>4th of July event on a popular beach, girl filming her bf, he gets stung by a tiny weird-looking jellyfish but seems fine, later at night in their beach house he slowly starts to mutate into something horrible, locks and barricades all the doors with some gross sludge stuff he vomits out that hardens over all the exits, think Moreau from Resident Evil Village. He then goes after his gf as she tries to hide from him, mutates further as the segment goes on.>Mini-mockumentary about a new species of aquatic worm discovered, it's parasitic and can form a symbiotic environment with almost any type of host. Whole thing is described in a dry clinical sense, it ends with experiments performed with it where a fish, horse, and spider all become hosts, with varying grotesque results, letting the viewer imagine what would happen if it infected a human>Helmet-cam footage of a stuntman going over Niagara Falls, the first to do it in decades. The stunt is successful, but he gets pulled down into the water which mysteriously is far deeper than it should be. He keeps going down until he gets pulled "up" into a strange temple complex. Segment is him exploring the temple, filled with weird statues and murals of unknown gods. Comes to a room filled with artifacts, ends up getting done in by one of them.
>>221333652The Niagara segment is a pretty good idea and sounds like something that would be in a VHS movie
>>2213336522/2>Guy stranded on lifeboat in the middle of the Pacific with small rations left. He gets more and more crazy as supplies run out, strange stuff starts happening in the water and in the sky (bizarre lights in sky, huge shapes moving in the water under/around him, massive shadowy faces at night staring at him from the horizon that quickly disappears, nights lasting longer and longer). His compass doesn't work right, he doesn't see any ships or plans for days on end, his thirst and hunger mysteriously vanish. Eventually he ends up floating to what appears to be the edge of a flat Earth, he goes over the side, under the Earth are massive frightening eldritch shapes and fractal patterns and loud roaring that comes from everywhere, segment ends with him falling down into it>Wraparound segment: Childhood fear of "shark in the swimming pool". A dad is filming his son on a summer day, they have a new backyard pool but he's scared to go swimming because he's scared he'll be eaten by a shark. In between the main segments we see footage of his dad filming his son and the pool, putting his hands and feet in, showing him how clear the water is, how it's not even deep enough to fit a shark, how it's filled with chlorine and would kill a shark, how it's impossible for a shark to even get in the pool at all. Finally he hands the camera to his son, tells him to film him, he'll go swimming in the pool himself and prove that there really is no shark there. The kid agrees. He films his dad as he swims. "See son, there's no shark in here. There's nothing to be afrai-" Huge dark tentacles erupt out of the water and drag his dad under as the kid screams, drops the camera and runs
>>221333716That wraparound idea is KINO. Especially if it's set by the sea, since that's plausible.Also have you seen Les documents interdits? I think you'd love the first episode. I used to have it on my machine I think but can't find it any more.
>>221333703>covers on bedLmao, is this guy even slobmaxxing?Can't see the carpet but I bet there isn't even one irremovable orange stain on itIf the carpet don't crunch, you out to lunch
>>221333773>Les documents interditsDangerously based. That's actually what gave me the idea for the lifeboat segment, just a more extreme version of it.
>>221333795I think that episode is one of the best pieces of ff media out there. Actually a lot of the series touches on what I find creepy which is completely unexplained phenomena.
>>221333652there should be a jellyfish horror. when you think about it they're the zombies of the sea.
>>221333860The guys who made Blair Witch Project were inspired to make the movie like that because they found that documentaries about supernatural phenomena were often scarier than standard horror movies.
>>221333914I dunno, once you drop below a certain intelligence level basically all animals are zombies. The entire insect kingdom is operating in autopilot. I think a scarier idea would be a smarter animal, like an octopus, getting zombified. Imagine a horror version of one of those Netflix octopus shows
>>221333919Totally. Like that Alien Autopsy one, I remember seeing stuff about on TV and when you're young it's like, ok maybe this is real how am I supposed to know. Or the "footage of a real ghost!" shit.
>>221333958zombies are slow and dumb but they beat you with numbers. new directors don't understand that is what makes them unqiue.zombies... of the sea!
>>221332031>>221332126i would like the opposite, desert themed horror, i love the setting. Ocean is kino too
>>221334209That'd be cool, or like they could do desert/water/snow/rain type weather segments.
>>221334253it's set in different Zootopia neighborhoods
>>221334253the wrap around segment could have something to do with the seasons
I'm very attracted to a hapa high school boy that lives in my building, I see him every morning and imagine dressing him in a French maid costume. I'm not gay, he's just super girly and its driving me cuh-razy
What’s the most underrated wet puppet movie?
>>221334329Wet puppet?
>>221334329idk but watch Dolls
>>221334363I'm guessing that means an underwater animatronic
>>221334434>3 megswtf
>>221334436I downloaded a Bruce picture and forgot to attach it but I'm posting it, goddamnit
>>221334450how else are you going to make out the nipples
>>221334482You nipslip guys have goddam robo-vision
>>221329188>yo mamaA robot with religious psychosis, what's not to love?The finest of z-grade trash movies>>221329154Lowest of the low z-grade trash
>>221322669Anyone hear like Baskin Robert’s?
>>221327774>>221327802Indeed, one of those movies i always have a copy of no matter what.
>>221327860The Blob vs The Thing would be a more interesting fight imo.
>>221323029Why do you have my home movies that's private
>>221334434That roastie looks like she hit the wall yesterday!
Pic was not too bad, dialogue heavy i guess as most of it takes place in a public restroom.
>>221324475What's this? Looks neat
>>221335122I urge anyone who hasn't seen Be My Cat and appreciates very naturalistic, uncomfortable acting, to check it out on Tubi. Warning, the lead character's voice and face are gross and annoying, which is what makes the movie work. I'm not a FF fan and this is one I genuinely like.
On the topic of deep sea/ocean horror cheese. This classic. Love it.
>>221336209Second that question, if I had to guess I'd go with the new Joe Begos movie>>221327247For anyone who is interested in making websites, I strongly recommend grabbing the script here, github com slash ekisu slash mpv-webm, which works with mpv player. After installing, while playing the file just press shift+w, 1 to create a start point, 2 for an end point, then E to create the webm. It's extremely easy and I use it to create webms for these threads regularly. You can probably get much higher quality with handbrake etc, but this can't be beat for convenience.
>>221336388>making websitesmaking webms
>>221336209>>221336388The Fuzzies (2025). It's a 4-5/10 movie. It drags a lot at times.
>>221334209The ocean is a desert with it's life underground and the perfect disguise above.
>>221336456I believe you but that webm won me over and i never heard of it, looks like actual stop motion. Will def check it out.
Someone mentioned this in a previous thread and I decided to watch it. It was a really good surprise and I think it deserved a sequel. It was better than the shitty monotonous american horror movies made in the last ten years.
>>221336629Seen pic? From South Africa. Folklore horror.
>>221336718It looks interesting. I might watch it later.
>>221325302>>221326311>Hungry.2026.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DD+5.1.H.264-playWEB
>>221336863Hotchie motchie
>>221333652water-based V/H/S series.>Sea/H/S
>>221322008How was it? Anything worth watching it for?
>>221337163lol
>>221332715Aw shit, here we go again
>>221322669I really enjoyed this movie. It's low budget, but I think it was pretty neat.
I watched "Blood on Satan's Claw" (1970) (sometimes titled "The Blood on Satan's Claw"). It's one of the classics of the genre of folk horror, together with "The Wicker Man" and "Witchfinder General". It's set in the 18th century English countryside, locations and costumes are authentic. But the script is a mess. It contains three stories that have been mushed into one, and the one is not very convincing. The devil is worshipped in the countryside, children are murdered, and in the end a judge with a 18th century wig simply takes a big sword, drives it into the devil and lifts him into a burning fire. Wouldn't have thought it would be so easy.
>>221336388I use Webms For Lazys when I do them myself. The anon that made the ones for Chum got me to watch the movie, then I just reposted his instead of making new ones myself.Here's a new one.
>>221337965One of the best folk horror movies.
>>221338052Where did Angel get those big bushy eyebrows from in the end? Were they other examples of "the devil's skin"?
>>221337965I could have saved her
Any good UFO/Alien based horror movies from the past 10 years?
>>221338396no one will save you
>>221337965Cry Of The Banshee is similar although it's really uneven. But, it's got Vincent Price.
>>221338396"Alien Trespass" is fun, but it's from 2009.
>>221338396It's a WILD ride.
>>221338489Hitler, Stalin and Crowley is in it, and bigfoot (special forces veteran from the first inter-galactic war)
>>221338430>>221338396>no one will save youSaw that and liked it. It's engaging and well made, even though it has only one location and for the most part only one actress.
>>221338120I think so
>no new threadAre we dying?
>>221338623yes, we all are, act accordingly
>>221338396Older than 10 years, but if you don't mind some goofy gore (has some spooky moments but more of a horror comedy).Great beer movie.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGZUFOIKTPc
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>>221339331Kek
>>221339349Yes that was very stupid>>221339315>>221339315>>221339315>>221339315
