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literally me
>>221334513You look pretty cool ngl
>>221334453Caraxes best boy>>221334513Why is his throne a fucking stone? Stormlands not Stonelands.
will she have based sheepstealer under full control? will he ever fully listen to her
Aegon should have kissed his mom too.
>troon gets killed by a nogit's almost poeticbravo dungos & donuts
>>221334555she looks retarded. as for your question who the fuck knows, the writers are off the book now.
>>221334567Does that confirm nogs are higher than troons on the oppression ladder olympics?
>>221334555why didn't they cast attractive black women as velayrons?
>>221334567>free pali-ACK
>>221334453the lion getting "killed" (butchered) was truly pitiful, sad and just emotionally filthy and shitty
>>221334614you know why
>>221334622is this a woman playing a man or a man playing a woman or what is this in reality and in the tv series? too much flip-flopping and whateverness. Is this an ugly woman trying to look like a man or a man trying to look like a woman? mercy.
>>221334639>t. Lannister fanboy
>>221334453dragonriders;no eye protectionno armorno weather proper clothing for light and high altitudesno protection for the spikes growing out of the dragonsand so many other things, so many
>this piece of shit gay faggot tranny show is the only thing I have to look forward in my dumb retard life
>>221334653it's a mentally ill man pretending to be a woman
>>221334661no lannisters suck but the lion bit they added was sick and emetic, they should be sued for that scene (just like for the entire franchise)that lion thing was not right
>>221334671at least they have saddles now
>>221334614Laena was hot.
>tranny that showed up in 2 episodes is dead>/got/ still talking about him for some reason
>>221334671At least we got saddles. Be thankful lmao.
this?
>>221334766or this?
He comes....
>>221334766>>221334775They both look like shit, but I guess the second one is slightly more appealing. Putting that huge ass fortress in the middle of the water is a bit sus tho.
>>221334783That’s Semoc Eh.
>>221334766>>221334775>one of the 5 biggest cities>a castle with a tiny villageffs
>>221334554This is Sunfyre general.
>>221334817>dragons better than Sunfyre >Caraxes>Vermax>Vermithor>Arrax>Syrax :^)
*blocks your path*
>>221334837SHEEPSTEALAH
>>221334817>can't spell its name properly
>>221334837Does rain water pool in that underbite?
>>221334837Why does he like sheep so much?
>>221334829>CarACK!es>VermACK!>Verminthor>ArrACK!>SyrACK!
>>221334797.si siht, oN
>>221334837>hey guys what's going on over here?
>>221334639T'was already dead, they were cutting the head off for a trophy, hence the bashing with an axe
>daeron looks like a hightowerhe's gonna survive this shit, isn't he?
>>221334722>showed up in 2 episodes>still talking about itYeah because those were the last 2 episodes that aired, retardo
>>221334775This one makes it look like its in the artic circle. The scenery should be closer to southern Scotland/Norway or eastern Canada.
>>221334912The photograph was taken during Winter.
Everyone in this thread is a faggot except me. And other members of the High Hermitage Massiv, obviously. Here's to us and those like us!
>>221334941kys
>>221335007Got your ear.
>>221334589Always.We will never get a Floyd-level event for a troon, and their peak relevancy in the zeitgeist has already passed.
>>221335043>and their peak relevancy in the zeitgeist has already passed.God I hope this is true
>>221334453how do they explain the lack of hair dye (blonde and silver) funds for alicent and other characters in the franchise?
>>221335087"creative license lol"
Is Daemon going to shag him? He doesn’t in the books but the writers on the show are weird so you never know
>>221335062they are propaganda assets with an expiration date and specific manners of usage.
>>221335092they still said that jaime was blonde etc
>>221335087It's simple: they don't
>>221335099says mud men must return to the mud but in GoT the old guy got a burning boat funeral....
>>221335132Oscar was just fucking with Daemon.
>>221335099Only if he wears white wig.
>>221334837literally me
>>221334589this question's already been answered but your faggot ass just had to have the virtue points huh?
>>221334453the throne room in HoTD is crap
So the winter wolves were some kinda ... suicide squad??
>>221334614What's a "velayron"?
>>221335190must die by steel in battle to enter valhalla as they are now graybeards and its shameful to die old....from old age in peace
gay cocks
>>221335190https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FH00Q9ppH6gnorthman scene
>>221335087Rhaenys was the worst case, her dark Baratheon hair is supposed to keep people wondering if the Strong boys are really bastards or just inherited grandma's hair but instead they just flat out simplify it for the normies that they're not Velaryons "cuz dey ain't black" in words of Vaemond's actor.
>>221335238truly this is a clown world
>>221335087Alicent has brown hair in book illustrations so that's normal.
>>221335268>Alicent has brown hair in book illustrations the fact King Jaehaerys I Targaryen mistook her for one of his daughters may suggest she was blondewhat chaoswhat a load of crap this franchise is
>>221334614>why didn't they cast attractive black women as velayrons?I don't know the answer to that although I suspect it has to do with jewish social engineering.However, Chase Infinity is not a black woman. She is a mulatto. She is equal parts black and white. Mulattos are neither black nor white.
They Charlie Kirk'd the troon. Coincidence?
>>221334453so alicent would have accepted R as queen if she has not misunderstood the zombie king'd dying ramblings?
how did everything go so right with /dunk/ but so badly with /hotd/?
>>221335323Based Father ridding the seas of a degenerate aberrant
>Valyrian city
>>221335411
>>221335411showrunner diff. i suspect things will go wrong with dunc S2. we already have raceswapping
For me it's Viserra
>>221335411i liked the violence and the kid actor, great voice and the rest - but the knight took shits and the show is still propaganda bullcrap
>>221335442>vs>Andal city
>>221334567>Urban gentleman discovers the "fine hoe" he brought home from the club has a dick
>>221335411Show runners, writers, and directors of A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms are enormously better story tellers than the folks at HotD.
>>221335476BobbyB not making the Hightowers Lord Paramounts of the Reach after the nigger Tyrells tried to kill Stannis and Renly during the rebellion is one of fatman's worst mistakes.
>>221335442>>221335476andal bros... we can't cope anymore. valyrian bvlls own us...
>>221335606Hightowers and their failures got his ancestor killed by morningstar to the face, wielded by a Tully child
>>221335629>valyrian bvlls own us...
>create an entire show biased towards the blacks and rhae rhae>author is a fat boomer biased towards daemon>aegon comes out as the winner and is a fan favoritehow did this happen? is just aegon's actor or the writing?
>>221335293he was senile, he would have done that to any woman
Why does everyone act like dragons are such a huge deal when repeatedly we see they're weak to scorpion ballista? Just put those on top of every castle.
Let’s hear your theories on changes the tranny showrunners will make for the show >Daeron will hate his family and be team black >Aemond will cry and be visibly scared during the battle with Daemon >Aegon will have a chud incel moment when he tries to have Sunfyre kill Rhaenrya >Cole won’t have a simgle combat feat in the entire series >Adam of hull will have a fight with ulf and the other white chud when they turn on Rhaenrya >Alicent will be responsible for killing Aegon >Daerons death will be caused by his own army and camp’s incompetence
>>221335773the franchise sucks
>No ratcatchers in the intro
>>221335773Obligatoryolder adult dragons get to be almost invulnerableVermax is Jace's age so he is still small and vulnerable, Dany's dragons were also very young even if they grew larger than normal because they weren't confined in a pit
>>221335734good acting but also he saw politics as the clownworld that it is and had to be literally dragged onto the throne
>>221335802>older adult dragons get to be almost invulnerable
>>221335812Yes, it only worked because of the insane luck of hitting it through the eye.
>>221335821And there are other vulnerable regions, like the neck and wings.
>>221335821>luck of hitting it through the eye.it should have blinded it only, the brain is at the back and its not like a human head as its elongatedeven the books suck, grr martin you suck you fat jerk
>>221334837I like how fucking ugly it is.
>>221335812they literally scored a lucky hit in the eye on her
>>221335842depends on the angle, if the dragon is diving and the bolt goes upwards...
>>221335843no need to be mean
>>221334903No, he just has his hair dyed so that it's a surprise reveal after they hand the silverhaired double to Daemon.
>>221335213many are saying this
>>221335864>depends on the angle, if the dragon is diving and the bolt goes upwards...the skull is elongated an in an adult and very large dragon its too far back. The eye is on the side in many depictions, it would blind him but not kill him.
>final scene of the show is a montage of the history books recording Rhaenyra as a horrible ruler because she was a woman
>>221335924we already know history ends up lying about her
why do dragons have eyes on the sides even? don't predators usually have them in front?
>>221334453the show is so bad i would rather have the tranny pirate take over king's landing and have 2 seasons of nothing but combat in the city streets and other city locations between many factions. Just slaughter.
>>221335954>don't predators usually have them in front?yes
>>221335924I thought it would end with Aegon's and Jaehaera's wedding but Aegon is not traumatized anymore so they can't do that
>>221335954probably because they are artificial creatures crated by blood magic
>>221335924What would you have her do?
>>221335964The show's so bad you follow it more attentively than anyone for the sake of having shit to complaint about to your "/tv/bros".
They unironically could have written Criston Cole to be the Soldier Boy of this show. A scummy guy with some absolutely based moments - instead they turned him into a boring hate sink. I don't get it.
>>221335995they need to wrap up the jaehaera loose end, maybe helaena kills herself because she sees how jaehaera dies
THE RATCATCHERS
>>221336013yes bad things draw attention just as much as good ones when they could have been good
>>221336032If there are no ratcatchers who catches the rats that Rhaenyra makes the nobles eat?
>>221335773the introduction of scorpian ballistas in GOT season 7 has been a disaster for this series because now every dragon encounter is trivialized >game of thrones council scene>"fuck if dany invades with her dragons we're done for" >"actually your grace we have 150 year old technology that easily shot dragons out of the sky"
>let 3 peasants tame dragons much bigger than the queen's or her heir's>don't do anything to make sure they stay loyal like giving them titles or lands...?
>>221336014I thought the performance worked in season 2. He's someone who is just fundamentally done with this shit, but he still has to live it out. I don't have high hopes for how they handle him this season but at least we know the actor can do it.
>>221335873to book Sheepstealer? Sureshow Sheepnigger is a fucking idiot and things will only get worse when all of a sudden he's a perfectly obedient flying dog
>>221336024That would be such a retarded scene without book knowledge or context
>>221336057Anti-air isn't even the intended role for scorpions, they're anti-infantry light artillery. Acting like [special cool character] has super accuracy skills and can hit a flying target is ridiculous on its face.
>>221336014Yeah, but as a user of the word "based" you've already betrayed the extent of your intellectual subnormality brah. When the entropy comes I'm going to kill anyone I hear using that word.
>>221336057If they put more thought and creativity into the dragon encounters then it would be fine, but it's just 'they fly and burn and win until a main character has a ballista or oxbow then they lose' so far.
I literally didn't notice Lohar was a legit tranny holy shit, I thought its one of thoes women that just look like one like Jamie Lee Curtis but now I realize why it gave me such bad vibes to see it
>>221336057i mean it's extremely luck based and you don't know how big those dragons get by the time they're thereit's not, aim and kill a dragon, it's shoot hundreds and fucking hope you're facing a smaller dragon and get very lucky
>>221335773God this scene was fucking retarded. Most contrived plot-moving and shifting of stakes in the whole season and immediately after torpedoing the whole point which was the winter apocalypse that never happened. DunkNDonuts should be lynched
>>221336057>scorpian ballistasthese would have negligible chances of hitting a dragon, let alone killing one. It would fail 99,9% of the times.
>>221336014shouldn't have cut his hairit's like Jaime
>>221336085>a user
>>221336078and then she dies at the end and everyone can feel very smart for realizing helaena died because she saw this
>>221336085That's anon, anon. They INVENTED the word 'based'.
>>221334453dracarys sounds like ancient greek, ΔΡΑΚΑΡΗΣ like dragon+ares, dragon of ares, or dragon now act like ares.
>>221336014he was a shitty villain in the book too
>>221336014they have to make him an evil chud to justify the cowardice of butcher's ball
>>221335954They're Wyverns. More bird like
>>221336130ayo hol up. so you be saying them valyrians mofo be based on ancient greece and rome shit?
>>221336130>dracarys sounds like ancient greekyeh i always thought it was homo too
>>221336132Nice self report that you have the sensibilities of a woman
>>221336084>accuracyit would not be able to hit any dragon, the crew would crap its pants and flee when they sighted a dragon as they would know how a siege ballista is
>>221336154
>>221336000valyrian blood magic = genetic engineeringeasy to understand everything about them once you realise this
>>221334837Hue hue hue hue
>>221336158k homo
>>221336177They learned genetic engineering from the children of the shadow
>>221336097They hit 99% of the time and one shot kill 75% of the time
>>221336177>valyrian blood magic = homo aidsftfy maester
>>221336189>YOU BETRAYED MUH QUEEN INCEL Shutup fag
>>221336158It may seem so, but this Anon bears the heart of a king
>>221336097realistically yeah but the show basically treats them like heat seeking missiles
>>221336211homo
Do you guys suppose Yi-Ti has Chinese style serpent dragons?
Dragons exist to be killed, it was one of the few tropes Gurm does not dare to subvert.
>>221336213in his homo ass
>>221336239>"herro rercome to homo rand!"probably
dont come to got, everjust came to say this shit is woke garbagewhat the fuck is with that pirate woman, i nearly cringed out my chair
>>221335323how do you insta die from a stab through your addams apple
>>221334453the worst thing i am not convinced by any actor that anyone wants to sit the iron throne or that they are enemies - its a flat depiction of a messy script.
This show has made me want to play CK2 AGOT again after many years, and that is the only good thing about it
>>221336295yeah I segued from this to knight of the seven kingdoms and holy shit its like a night and day difference, its like suddenly these characters have personality
I'm tired of every major happening in this show being a misunderstanding/accident.
>>221336310that kid is very good and the actors are convincing in their depictions and likeable.
>>221336084ON A BOAT no less the sheer physics required to pin point accuracy required
>>221335802>Sunfyre is so tinyCute!
>>221336084>scorpions, they're anti-infantry light artillerythey also need a crew, not mr random jackass actor
where will this season end on? someone spoil it for me
>>221336177Valyrian blood magic = being bloodworms meatpuppet
>>221336447first battle of tumbleton
>>221336298>the only good thing about itindeed
What was she thinking there?
>>221336351>misunderstandingalicent misheard and misunderstood.....
>>221336619>Do your duty and think of Rhaerhae
>>221335873It comes from a place a affection.
>>221334453We are SO FUCKING BACK
Starks are cringe
>>221336351that's the fundamental plot driver for all soap operas
So is Seaon 3 good?I haven't even looked into it yet.I have a gut feeling it isn't...
>>221336769We are one episode in jew.
>>221336769the first episode is watchable and things happen. problem is i no longer remember what happened in the previous season, it's that engaging and memorable
>>221336769no it's terrible and it will get worse
>>221336769It was mid and all reviews say it gets worse after the premiere
>>221334453the anti birth giving propaganda in it is another waste of time and annoying bullshit.
>>221334567>troon gets killed by a nogkilled by a bastard son that attacked him due to possibly killing his father
>>221334453reminder that rhaenyra is canonicaly a fat bitch
>>221334567BASED FATHER ROBOT
>>221334859 Probably because of whatever deformity or injury caused his mouth to be like that. He probably barely escaped cannibal as a baby and Only managed to reach adulthood by stealing sheeps.
I drank the Westerlands whiskey.
>>221335652>Something that happened 200 years ago vs something that happened a few days ago
>>221334453the younger R actress looks strange, cute and ugly at the same time, what is it with her odd looks?!
>>221335652Borros was a simple battletard, death in combat was all he wanted, and he died a good death
>>221335606Hightowers also supported Aerys. Seven hells, they probably sieged Storm's End together with Mace Tyrell
>>221335734and he ends up being far from the worst king everbetter than Rhaenyra, for one
>>221335734Aegon is George’s second favorite character in the dance after daemon
>>221334453i only liked the berserk graybeards from the north, almost everyone else can die
>>221337404Ah yes the Reddit legion, very metal very badass
>>221334453their goal in life; die in battle as we are too old is the only thing that makes sense in the series
>>221337356>keeps rhaenyra's taxes despite his side having all the money>wastes gold on plating huge statues>everone hates him so much they poison him to death and open the doors to his enemies while the entire city parties
I only like Hightower Chad and the other Hightower Chad The rest can die
>>221337416drown tranny pirate
>>221337356What would you have her do?
>>221336619>wait, the boob grab and tongue wasn't in the script!
>HBO makes Targ show because everyone likes Targs>The only popular characters are non-TargsGRRM better get to writing a Lannister history now.
>>221337456Maybe something like this >>221337422
>>221335734Cock status?
>>221337527the show butchered most of the targs characters
>When you walk by a Northerner on the street
>>221336792Nothing happened in the previous season. Future fan cuts of the show will probably cut it down to 1 episode.
>>221337652My frat in undergrad used "Yankee" as code for "nigger".
>>221337356Aegon at least had the excuse he wasn't intended to be king by his dad and a puppet for Otto. Rhaenyra spent her entire life wanting the throne and couldn't even hold it for a full year.
>>221336210THEY WERE SON'S AND DAUGHTERSWHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT YOUR SON AEGON
>>221337684she was kept away from the capital while greens pulled a coupthe tax issues were because the greens stole the treasury and she had no money to do anything
>>221335411I know Ryan Condom is a executive producer in it over a showrunner, but does Sara Hess have any involvement in Knight of the Seven Kingdoms?I think it helps a lot it's different enough (HotD feels very similar to GoT but more dragons) and it's shorter.
>>221336210The ratcatcher thing was pretty silly. The city watch guy was fully ready to name names to save himself. Just gather all the ratcatchers up and have him point out the guilty guy. Then kill both of them. Aegon has not the long view and just goes for instant gratification.
>>221337700>she was kept away from the capitalNo she ran because she was mad about the rumors of her strong boys. Yes the greens were planning a coup, but even in the show Laenor mentions to Rhaenyra she said herself they'd try and remove her supporters if she fucked off and she just decides anyway to go through with it.
>>221337747>Aegon has not the long viewHis son was just murdered in a brutal manner, no shit he's not going to think straight.The bigger problem in that scenario really was Cole being such a yesman he did it anyway for him behind Otto's back.
>>221337751in the book viserys kept her there so there wouldn't be drama with alicent
>threw a tantrum>picRhaenyra is so fucking dumb, it's crazy, kek
>>221337769>His son was just murdered in a brutal manner, no shit he's not going to think straight.no one gives rhaenyra a pass on this
>>221337652just when chuds started to tune out because they had nobody to root for they introduced a based character. coincidence?
>>221336351It all makes sense when you understand the ideological agenda of the people running this show. >women MUST be the leaders making things happen, because women not having all the agency would be sexist>but also, women CANNOT be depicted as bad people at any time for any reason>but the show needs conflict in order for there to be a story, but for conflict to exist people with agency must create it, but the only people allowed to have agency are women, but women aren't allowed to be depicted as bad >therefore all conflicts MUST stem from misunderstandings, thereby creating conflict without any of the women involved in creating the conflict being depicted as morally bad people
>>221337747It was meant to mirror Tywin's scolding of Joffrey and it came off extremely overexaggerated given what happened. They're shutting the city down, the people are starving, and somehow a blockade is making King's Landing completely helpless in getting any type of food because apparently they get all their food through the port. But somehow, Aegon killing at most 10 ratcatchers sets Otto off about the commonfolk enough to literally leave Aegon, Aemond, Helaena, Allicent, etc. because the King did something that he didn't approve or had a say in. He has been waiting for this moment to have his proper puppet King and he just bails? That scene ruined Otto's character and was only there to give yet another scene where Aegon is treated like shit and draw parallels to Joffrey.
>>221337816secretly based story telling
>>221337838Rhaenyra did fuck all after Luke. She's too wracked with grief to do anything in the book, and spends most of season 2 handwringing. which is why Daemon is the one who does Blood and Cheese.
>>221334513>throne is a roughly hewn thing with no craftsmanship Why does nobody involved in any of these shows understand Gurm’a vision of a fantastical world with color larger than life castles
>>221337902Like Gone Girl.
>>221335476>Andal
>>221337816This line would work is “she” didn’t tower over her male counterparts
>brought Caraxes, Vermithor and Silverwing for a parlayDaemon's a pussy and his daughter still ended up as breeding sow for Ormund's son.
>>221337908the paranoia and driving off the dragonseeds and daemonwhich was what actually ruined it for her especially since jave wasn't around to bring everyone back together
I hate so much how many things they've turned into just misunderstandings and accidents. >Alicent accidentally misunderstands Viserys>Cole accidentally kills Beesbury>Aemond accidentally kills Luke >Rhaena accidentally burns some of her grandpas ships and gets Jace killedNone of these characters feel like they have any fucking agency. It's just bullshit happening to them just cause.
>>221335734By making their favorite characters perfect without any flaws (Rhaenyra, Alicent) or too boring (Daemon, Velaryon Kids) or just nonexistent (Baela and Rhaena, Helaena, Daeron), the more human characters ended up being Aegon, Aemond, Otto and Larys who are full of flaws, act based on what they're feeling and just feel human who aren't 100% good or 100% bad although the show tried their best to make Aegon evil beyond anything by making a rapist, Aemond for being a murderer, Otto for selling his underage daughter to the King, Larys for sexually abusing the brothel queen
>>221337979yeah it turns it into a tragicomedy
>>221337979>>Rhaena accidentally burns some of her grandpas ships and gets Jace killed>and gets Jace killedyou forgot to add "brother in law" to make it even funnier
>>221337816>hey, people didn't like Rhaenyra being full of ineffectual rage whilst doing nothing useful during all of season 2. What should we have her do in the season 3 premiere? >right! Have her full of ineffectual rage whilst doing nothing useful!
>>221337816the delivery of that line was really pathetic, even more than I expected after seeing the screenshots She then proceeds to fuck up a beautiful carved wooden table
>coworkers are talking about House of the Dragon>"I can’t wait for Rhaenyra to win!”
I know Laenor was a homo, but do you think him and Rhanyera ever had sex a single time? Like surely they tried to, even if just to make an heir at some point, right? Or maybe she let him put in her pooper sometimes.
>>221337979They're hesitant to have any of the characters have any ambition or wherewithall to protect and advance their position as Targ monarchs. Daemon has it, Aemond has it, and that's it. And they're shown as being the worst out of the whole lot. I guess Rhaenys showed some spirit too, they tried to make her sympathetic. I know it would be a hard sell to the modern audience but it's really essential to this kind of story. Maybe in Game of Thrones style of story you could get away with having everyone just focused on 'fight le evil zombies', and then show anyone who wants to fight against the humans as a bad guy. In a House of the Dragon/Fire & Blood style of story it should have been more bold in showing people with a different morality at each others throats, no 'good guys' but a lot of characters who were bad but charismatic, or whose personal attachments made them sympathetic, etc. They really badly fumbled on this end.
>>221338093She says they did try but gave up after a while. I don't know why she didn't just have him fuck a male squire then pull out and cum in her. Margaery would have done that for Renly
>>221337990That's what has killed the show. The writing is so lopsided. Scenes with the Greens are actually really good. They feel like characters from earlier seasons of GoT. They are complex, flawed, and each have to balance their own interests against their duty to realm.Then the show switches over to The Blacks. Who are either just cardboard cutouts delivering meaningless lines in the most boring fashion imaginable, or are "WOW THEY ARE SO MORAL AND ABOVE IT ALL". The only one who is even slightly interesting is Daemon, and the show creators are trying their damn hardest to make him not interesting. Matt Smith is just able to do a ton with the zero content they give him.
>Never as much as held a sword>Never rode a dragon for anything more than a leisure flight>Is never seen even glancing at a history book.>Contempt over her duties as a cupbearer. Perfect place where she could listen and learn about leadership.>Proceeds to have bastards even though there is a chance she could have the throne one day.>Doesn't foster any relationships with other Lords and depends on oaths 2 decades old>Only decision she made, get dragon riders, will end up being her undoing because she'll end up being a hypocrite and treat them as lesser because of who they are. I don't think there is actually a more retarded female character in fiction at this very moment in time.
>>221338072Share this on the work group chat
>>221334766>3D model fit to a game engine>>221334775>shitty AI where all the details are smudgeshow about you go fuck yourself Mr.Fag
>>221338192But anon, she’s written to be Right ™ ®
Did they kill off Tyland because they don’t want show Rhaenyra to disfigure him?
Geographically i have forgotten where half the characters are and dont care>daemon - riverlands>dragonseeds - somewhere near harrenhal/daemon ???>cole and alicents brother - south of the riverlands and harrenhal ???>daeron and ormund - somewhere between hightower and kingslanding>otto - prisoner somewhere The only good characters are the bas guys aka daemon and aemond because they actually do shit. The main ladies sit and stare and cry and get held back by their underlings somehow.How tf is a kingsguard going to disobey the word of their queen in favor of her son?Boat stuff was fun at least. All the women characters are ass.
>>221338192>>Only decision she made, get dragon riders,What was the plan to deal with the dragonseeds after the war was over, take back the dragons and lock them back up at the dragonpit/dragonstone? kill the dragonseeds outright?You can't just leave a bunch of peasants turned knights and Nettles in control of fucking Vermithor, Silverwing and Sheepstealer, they'd be a huge threat.
>>221338363He's not dead...i hope
>>221338363Having your head chopped off is pretty disfiguring.
>>221338116Even Rhaenys, she i ambitious, she wants the Iron Throne and the show make it so she has given up on the idea of getting her blood on the IT and make it so Corlys is the one pushing her claim alone, and that his ambition somehow killed Laena.>>221338151>They are complex, flawed, and each have to balance their own interests against their duty to realm.Yes, although the show butchered the Green Council, I was expecting it because both the scene in the book is really good and because the Greens are more interesting, even back in S1 they were, then S2 came and they, aside from Alicent, became good interesting characters unlike the Blacks where Rhaenys was always giving some cringe speech, Rhaenyra's WWYHMD, Jace being an annoying teenager who can't do shit because he's a man and all men in the show who aren't evil mustn't do anything so they can't steal women's spotlight, Baela was somewhat fine except for that "I'm Blood and Fire, not Salt and Sea" shit with Corlys, Daemon was boring and rehearsing the "will he/won't he betray Rhaenyra" was stupid
alicent the biggest whore in all nine kingdoms
>>221338382>kill the dragonseeds outright?anyone not showing absolute compliance would be killed
>>221338485Who would you have her do?
>>221334567This doesnt even happen in the book does it? The character the troon is playing or whatever it is doesnt die in this battle
>>221338485The whole point of Alicent is that she isn't a whore. She sells the idea of the dutiful faithful wife who instead of fighting the patriarchy, tries to work within it to secure herself a position of power but fails when she comes to realize that she'll never be equal to a man. Thus her character is supposed to be a tragic one and a cautionary tale to any woman seeking to be subservient towards man thus Rhaenyra obviously is the morally right character between the two.
>>221334614Imagine her with straight silver hair holy shit
>>221337816>weak and feeblebitch popped out 6 children>heart and spirit of kingbitch is completely useless and not fit to lead.
>>221337816so this leak was true. there's another leak about alicent's cringe line. anyone know what it is?
>>221338716Well the last one died so
>>221338382What were they even going to give to Nettles as reward anyways? Knighthood is useless to her, maybe marry her off to some minor lord but I doubt it.
>>221337953>aemond>aegon>larys>ormund>ser criston colevs.>daemonwhy does TB lack aurafarmers?
>>221338072take a dump in their lunch like a true green chad. let them know their place
>>221338072Greetings.
>>221338236>shows with subtle foreshadowing
>>221338072Imagine the smell of that breakroom
>>221338236Mournful.
>>221338598This makes sense only in clown world reality.
>>221338485Rhaenyra is a far bigger whore. She's just sleeping around with random men and not worrying about getting pregnant. Like bitch, couldn't you at least try to get your husband to bring over another black guy so it's not so obvious the kids aren't his? She brought all that shit on herself.
>>221337652I bet he has cut up pieces of dirty panties in there
>>221338864he isn't a degenerate like 4chan posters
My read on book!Rhaenyra was that she had little control over her impulses and urges, which stemmed from her sheltered and spoiled upbringing as the "Realm's Delight". She was horny, so she fucked who she wanted. She was hungry, so she ate. Truly a vile creature to have as Queen Regnant.
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>>221338375>How tf is a kingsguard going to disobey the word of their queen in favor of her son?He was a chud.
>>221337979I dislike the change that Rhaenyra is now white woman Jesus who wants to get the throne for muh prophecy, over>Fuck you Aegon you prick, dad said it's my turn on the throne.
>>221338857she could have just had him jerk off to near completion then coom in heror take his cock directly from Qarl's ass then into her to finish him off. Doesn't seem like they tried very hard to me.
>>221338485She slept with two guys, one only after her husband was dead, how is that a whore? >>221339105Would the even greens have much of a leg to stand on if she had at least her heir look Valyrian, even if Luke and Joffery still looked strong?
Why would show Rhaenyra father the Strong boys? I get why book Rhaenyra would, but show Rhaenyra doesn’t seem the type. She’d do what Margaery would’ve done with Renly
I like the greens cause I like the green sigil colour scheme more.
>>221339182I do as well, but I think it's gay they changed how the sigils are compared to the book, with the Greens having their own and the blacks using the original targ sigil. Feels like another way to push to the audience how Rhaenyra is the "right" choice.
>>221339222>Feels like another way to push to the audience how Rhaenyra is the "right" choice.That’s worked out as well for them as it did with Kamala.
>I know I have the body of a weak and feeble woman; but I have the heart and stomach of a kingThey spent 5 years writing this.
>>221338913>My read on book!Rhaenyra was that she had little control over her impulses and urges, which stemmed from her sheltered and spoiled upbringing as the "Realm's Delight".>She was horny, so she fucked who she wanted. She was hungry, so she ate. Truly a vile creature to have as Queen Regnant.Yeah but that will never play with modern audiences. That will just have normalfags into thinking that these are good traits and leave them confused as to why the "good guy" didn't win.
>>221339257>Says this after having a tantrum where she cuts up her clothes
>>221339257They stole it from Elizabeth I
>>221338913>>221339282I get why HBO didn't want a fatty playing Rhaenyra but I thought Sara Hess trying to claim her being fat was just heckin' misogynistic propaganda was stupid enough I laughed when I read it. The bitch gave birth to six kids and would stuff her face when stressed.
>>221339325Is she Elizabeth I because she's the first girlboss?
stunning and brave
>>221338479S1 was good because Visarys, Otto, and Daemon were allowed to shine. By S2, all of them are dead, or soft written out
>>221339250Most normalfags are blackfags.
boring and predictable
Is Androw Farman /ourguy/?
If we’re being honest Rhaenyra would be the best ruler so yes she’s the right choice.
>>221339455>couldnt even hold kings landing for a year>best ruler
>>221339171>fatherI thought troonyra was a joke...
monke's new supergirl film bombed with critics. it's over
so the next five episodes are just going to be walking talking about fuck all
>>221339369Book!Rhaenyra 100% has fat mommy milkers.
>>221339455>If we’re being honestIf you're so honest explain why she would be then
>>221339403Rhaenyra Kallas
>>221339425goycattle
>>221339525She seems like a decent actress but I have no interest in her just being an annoying drunk whore with Jason Momoa being an annoying faggot and Gunn's trademark shitty humour
>>221339468>people on the island she ruled for years hate her so much they join cripple with cripple dragon just to get rid of her>her stepdaughter is the only one to defend her
>>221339455Her men wouldn’t listen to her so it doesn’t even matter how good or bad she’d be, she’s just a figurehead
>>221339586Well yeah, most could barely follow what was happening in season 1 with the timeskips. They just want to see big epic dragon moments and battles.
Why does Rhaenyra lose King's Landing in six months? I'm sure the show it's going to be entirely the greens sabotaging her and the empty treasury, but what was the reasoning in the books?
>>221339389They probably asked ChatGPT for powerful quotes from female monarchs
>>221339455The Greens are the best choice because they’re a Valyrian-Andal dynasty and therefore best suited to rule
Condal's finally trying to defend cutting Nettles
i thought by the time of GOT magic was 'mostly' gone because all the dragons are dead? since there's a shitload of dragons shouldnt there be wizards and shit everywhere in HOTD? or am i getting something wrong? i mean one creepy witch that doesn't really do shit is still on par with the GOT era
>>221339722And in exchange they cut Aegon the Younger and screw any potential regency show, butterflies!
>>221339722>"this is a family story"Basically just saying that this show is for women, and isn't an actual political fantasy show like GoT S1.
>>221339722I like it. Good decision.
>>221339722>Rhaena has no dragon>Her dragon egg finally hatches at the end of the Dance, is named Morning and symbolizes a new hope for the future in the aftermathSo Condal didn't read Fire and Blood
>>221339722Fucking retard They just repeated aemond and vhagar >her sole identity is not having a dragon, so instead of exploring that we thought we’d give her a dragon
>>221339655Taxes the absolute fuck out of the starving population. >Taxes doubled on booze >Port fees tripled>Tax just for shopkeepers to keep their doors open, otherwise the crown seized your assets>Innkeeps paying a silver stag for each bed in their inn>Brought back entrance fee to the city but tripled the cost >Property tax to wealthy and poor alike dependent on how much space you took up>Pay to watch Rhaenyra's dragons execute peoplePlus executed a lot of people because she thought they were a greenfags, and she targeted both the nobility and commoners with the taxes and the executions, so she became hated universally along with her Celtigar master of coin.
>>221339753Isn't it because the comet came back around that magic starts working? And the magic that Miri/Dany did is what allowed the dragon eggs to hatch when she was burned?
>>221339843in the show she'll magically have understanding of taxes but be shot down by her master of coin because she's a woman
>>221335238I bet that's why she didn't the crown too
>>221339655they empty the treasury in the books too
>>221339722>Sara Hess dismissing rumors of Rhaenyra being fat as propaganda >Condal cutting a poor black girl for a noble black girl to take the spotlightDoesn't seem very progressive for a "feminist" show.
>>221339843>>Taxes doubled on booze
>>221339811He had chatGPT summarize it.
>>221339811Is that old Baelish coa in the back? AIslop.
>>221339722Did he just combine both characters cause they’re both black lol
>>221339931yeah
without spoiling anything, not that I give a shit to be honest, does Rhaenerya go crazy now and just fucking go ape war mode? Or are they just going to have her be in the same fucking place in her castle all season
>>221339722this would be a good idea IF rhaena was a hot blonde white girl played by a good actress. but shes ugly, black and cant act, thats the real reason that nobody wants to say and instead just talk about nettles. they could have made her this bratty tomboy type
>>221339879Yeah, there's a scene in a trailer of her looking like she's crying with her council there saying something like "how could you do this!"I bet that it'll be another heckin' misunderstanding and it's just Celtigar's fault and he does it behind her back.God I hate this show.
>>221339933I think so.Nettles loses her unique status as a non-Valyrian riding a dragon when half of the Valyrian dragonriders are already black
>>221339914Prejudice against the lower classes is evergreen. Pun in-ten-ded.
>>221339922
>>221335238man this looks so much better
>>221339946why go ape war? she has a plan with Alicent and the plan seems to be working. it's the evil men that tried to sabotage it.
>>221339950Add it to the list >>221337979You can make one, maybe two things be a misunderstanding or accident (I kind of liked the idea Aemond got too big for his britches and couldn't control Vhagar, especially when it tied back into Viserys commenting how they don't truly control the dragons). But so many things in this show are just accidents or misunderstandings.
>>221339979erm because her other son is fucking dead thats why
>>221339946>does Rhaenerya go crazy now and just fucking go ape war mode?In the books Rhaenyra barely does anything but be a fat fuck entitled princess who wants men to win her war for her. She's too fat and injured from her stillbirth of Visenya to ride her dragon into battle for most of the war.
>>221339946Her character has diverged significantly from the book, we don’t really know
>>221339898Yeah fatman did it on purpose, Jon "dun wun eet" Snow is supposed to be the first one with dark hair.
>>221340004A son for a son, let that be the end of it.
>>221337201On that note... why hasn't Cannibal eaten all the wild dragins?
>>221337816when she was stabbing and cutting the dress or whatever i thought she was going to try make a rope to rapel out the window but then she did that gay ass line lmao jesus christDresses are now misogynistic
>>221340004but the evil men did it not Alicent.
>>221334567What is the point of naval and ground battles when you can have a dragon swoop in and murder an army or destroy a castle in a few minutes? Jace only died like a retard because he flew too low. So if the dragon rider wasn't retarded you could destroy dozens of castles a day. >B-but you need infantry to hold ground and navies to stage blockadesOne dragon can break any siege or wipe out any army in seconds. Both sides have multiple dragons....This whole was should just be dragon vs dragon with everyone else running away and trying to avoid being caught in the collateral damage
>>221338770those 5 combined are still less than Daemon tho
>>221338596He's a simplified composite of two people who don't really matter until one of them gets killed 20 years later so it literally has no bearing on the tv shows.
>>221339914All of these people claim that they're progressive and woke but inadvertently reveal themselves to not be. I'm pretty sure I saw people say Sara Hess' comments come across as fatphobic (which is a retarded term, but it is ironic for a show that prides itself on trying to be feminist and progressive). Same with them making the Velaryon's niggers yet apparently they just suddenly became black when Corlys was born, since Jaehaerys was white despite having a Velaryon mother, and going further back Aegon the conqueror and his sister wives' mother is also Velaryon so they should be half nigger, all while they claim they want to avoid tokenism. Or Rhaenyra and the asian bitch making out for no reason other then Emma D'Arcy wanted to, but they quickly claim "don't worry guys I'm not queerbaiting!"
>>221334567This is what most african's would do to a faggot if they got their hands on them to be fair.
>>221337036>killed by a bastard son that attacked him due to possibly killing his fatherAre you saying her death was over a... misunderstanding?
good thread, please no troons in the next one
It is a shame the effort they went into for the gullet for such a shitty fanfic tier version of the Dance. I like most of the cast as well.
>>221337816Why is it that empowered women boils down to >I must be like a manfor hollywood?
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>>221339722christ
>>221340064lmao reddit cope
>>221339722>showrunners can't even remember what houses characters belong toLol
