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I didn't mind the troon so much acting basically like a normal person for the most part the past episode. It was much preferable to the weird cringe fag shit they had him do whatever other episode or two he was in before anyway.but after 41% of the people in that battle were killed they're gone anyway so who cares I guess
Why the fuck is Philosophy Tube in this
>it's not just subtext, it's just text
>When OP makes a shit thread
>>221326828trannies belong to black cock. the tranny could only be killed by a black man
HotD is several orders of magnitude worse than witcher or rings of power
GoT season 6 vibes (derogatory)
Sheep snatcher please im begging you
>>221326883Yeah>>221326931Hey, Sea Snake, leave some for the rest of us!
imagine how funny it'd be if Corlys and Tyland were actually just killed off like that>>221326944S1 HotD was many times better than the cringeworthy LotR show but then took that success and copied everything that was terrible about the other show it had just beaten
>>221326828I like the sea battle and think it was very well made. The part where they start throwing hard armored guys off the ships made me laugh. Do you think the greens will get mad at them for this?
Gullet, but no dragonrider POVsThoughts?
Only Jaehaera can save this shitshow now.
>tfw the big amazing battle that was being hyped up was between a skinwalking tranny and a nigger wearing a dirty raggedy mop on his head
Now that we know Dunk's show turned out to be the better spin off, how will the new Dumb and Dumber dup keep their job?
>>221326908
>the men are raping ser!>kek we're in a dragon war lad cmon now
>>221327037They’ll never work in this town again
>>221327071Criston should've fucked off to Essos when the writing was on the wall that the war was lost.
>>221327011M'lord Jaehera... Jaehera is...
>>221326828The bear, the bear and the tranny BLEH
im gonna keep watching but no needle is honestly terrible for daemon's story
No one answered my question
What if I just want to see Flea Bottom burn?
has anyone tried eating dragon meat in the books?
>wehv cuhm ta daie fuh tha draeogun kween Speak the common tongue you mush mouthed ape
>>221326828I didn't like this first episode, it's been too long I don't remember what the fuck is happening anymoreI didn't like that battle happening off screen with whoever the fuck's head being showcased as some kind of big dealI really didn't like how nobody in these tv shows can miss shooting at super fast flying dragonsI really didn't like that aemond kisses his mother.I liked how jace died, I didn't like that it wasn't the last frame we instead moved on to that black dude for some reason (I don't even remember what scene it was)
that one guy who barred the door should get KWAB'd next episodeI'd execute him as soon as I got out if I were Rhaenyra
>>221327102I have faith in condom and hyssterical trying to piss off fatman by shitting on the book one last time before the show ends.
>>221327005Trans pirate is way more interesting sorry
Jace shoulda got some
How is there a trans person in medieval times?
>>221326908I'm dumb, what does this mean/what is it in reference to?
>>221327147>MEAT'S BACK ON THE MENU
>>221327147We'll get to see them do that to the flying lizards, the shepherd is based.
why do the girls never even talk to their dad Daemon? Ever. It doesn't seem like he ever really wronged them or anything but it's like they have no relationship of any kind. Like even of acknowledging each other's existence. I don't think they have been shown interacting since that time when one of them was reading with Daemon by candlelight in that one house in the scene before his wife died.
>>221326828egg is icsh
Craster: Based or Ultra Based?
>>221327284All three had a scene together grieving after Laena dies but they cut it out to not make Daemon look sympathetic for the normies.
>>221327340He is a GODLY man that protects his family from all the rapers and theives in the Night's Watch
>>221327340He’s a bastid
>>221327340He died like a chump>Let's invite bunch of horny celibate soliders to my all-female harem/household
>>221326883>>221326885They're really pushing him. He's getting his own articles for some reason andvof course, he's thevrealest woman that ever was and is getting gender affirnations 24/7 by the crewhttps://www.vulture.com/article/abigail-thorn-house-of-the-dragon-lohar-death-interview.html
I'm done withe HotD. And why, you might ask?My criteria is as follows --gay characters? droppedgay actors? droppedtranny characters? droppedtranny actors? droppedpronouns other than he/she? droppedsex talk every few minutes? droppedsexualized scenes every few minutes? droppedwhite characters played by black actors? droppedblack protagonist? droppedblack main characters? droppedblack/white interracial relationships? droppedmore than 12% of the cast members are black? droppedproduction studio is jew owned? droppedwriter is a jew? droppeddirector is a jew? droppedproducer is a jew? droppedanti-Christian themes, messaging, or imagery? droppedanti-White themes, messaging, or imagery? droppedanti-male themes, messaging, or imagery? droppedanti-Nazi themes, messaging, or imagery? droppedpro-communist themes, messaging, or imagery? dropped
>>221327427Also like all women, toob has been attacked by men
>>221327448>it’s a much larger man strangling a woman to death. I was never scared of being in physical danger during the battle, but there are moments that are emotionally difficult. I mean, being strangled underwater by a much bigger man is a scary thing. I have been attacked by men, as almost every woman has, and it is a scary thing to go through
>>221327484
>>221327428didnt read + ratio + ok boomer +no fun + whatever
I like the analysis at the end of the episodes where they just restate blatantly what the show already told you.
>>221327506Damn, that's one lazy fag
>jobs
>>221327190The battleship Yamato had like 180 AA guns firing at essential semi-auto rates and it still barely hit shit, the idea of shooting a single giant arrow at anything moving is perposterous.
>>221327529Alt Shift X isn't making "explained" videos for this season! What would you have me do?!?
THE RATCATCHERS
>>221327529You don’t understand normies were sports betting the first time they need a second podcast style interpretation otherwise they won’t absorb the woke sermons and Larry Ellison will be upset
Will Nyra and Alicent finally share a tender kiss this season?
Since season 3 is confirmed ass, will Dunk get a bigger budget since it’s the only thing keeping this crippled franchise going
Why was Daemon fighting on the ground when he had a dragon?
>>221327665Condal kind of forgot that dragons fly
>>221327665Maybe he likes to look into the eyes of the soldiers he kills
>>221327650Mayhaps
There seems to be no variety in the history of the Starks. All of the other major houses seem to have varied histories with all kinds of characters and distinctive generations. The Starks, who are the main story focus just have infinite generations of the same dull traditional guy.This is what it seems like to me at least, where are the evil tricksy Starks.
>>221327665Aemond is the only one who regularly flys on his dragon apparently despite the fact that it’s an ungainly grandma
>>221327428The troon did it for me. I'm done with HBO.
I didn’t care for the crude toilet humor in knight of seven kingdoms, I found it distasteful and crass
>>221327545Jace mogged then jobbed. Another Black teen who was shot to death then drowned. Tragic.>>221327572I hanged them. What about it?
>>221326883I couldn't stand the voice, sounded so forced and tryhardy
>>221327713They had to try and make it unappealing somehow I guess they weren't allowed to basedgoy it
>>221327713>start the damn joust before I piss me selfThis franchise has always been crass
IT'S UP!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2GaKK3JqEA
>>221327765…do we have to see the shit coming OUT of the ass?
>NAAAAW, CUH, DAS MY SISTAH, SKEEPSTEELAH DON'T DO IT
>>221327765End this meme. Game of Thrones didn't have people shitting themselves on screen in explicit detail. Nor did Game of Thrones have 10 second shots lingering on old men's cocks.
>>221327846>ruins everything in youre pathshe killed like 500 people from her side, burnt several ships, the prince died as a result of her actions, and of course his dragon too lmaoI hope she says she dindu nuffin next episode
>>221327665Not a book reader, but isn't that his characterization from the very beginning? Always getting down and dirty with his boys, which makes him well-liked by the smallfolk?>personally train, lead and do executions with his goldcloaks>always join tournaments>challenge Otto's detachment on foot, knowing well he could be dead even with Caraxes nearby>use himself as bait and fight personally in the Stepstones
>>221327665He’s stupid
If this show was based we'd get an uncut shot of Aemond railing Alicent from behind just as hard as Theon railed Ros.
if Aegon were really taking milk of the poppy constantly for weeks/months (or however long) he'd be addicted as fuck and withdrawing badly for not having itthis would have been one time that it would have been appropriate to have someone shitting themselves in context of the show so I think they should have went for it. Maybe he shits himself both inside that carriage>UH-OH STINKY!then again when they're about to behead himthen again when he's revealedthen again the millisecond before they cut away and let the BRAAAPPPPP sound carry into the next scene all artistic like
I wish this guy was on the show>you are about to be executed
i thought that woman pirate captains strategy was clever and well thought out.
>>221327665>Why was Daemon fighting on the ground when he had a dragon?If we're being realistic, the entire war would've lasted 2 weeks tops. Dragonriders should be going from location to location just burning down all of their enemies infantry until enemy dragon riders are forced to engage them to honor their feudal obligations. At this point, you'd ambush the enemy dragon rider with 3-4 of your own dragons.Alternatively, there's literally nothing stopping Team Black from flying 5+ dragons to King's Landing and demanding that that Aegon give up his crown and turn himself in. Give a clear deadline. Threaten fire and blood if Aegon doesn't comply. Let the PEOPLE of King's Landing mutiny and turn on Aegon to save their own lives. And if Aegon defends himself from the smallfolk with his dragon? Then you swoop in like a hero and slay him. Then let the bards write tales about how Team Black nobely heroically flew in to save the smallfolk from the evil Aegon.Ground and naval battles should NOT be a thing. They're pointless and fucking retarded from a logistical standpoint
>>221327698I wonder what the Starks of White Harbor and Barrowtown are like.What are they up to during the war of the five kings
>>221327909>she killed like 500 people from her sideSmallfolk lives don't matter.
>>221327506what an absolutely revolting creature
>>221327973>we hear Alicent grunting>fade in from black, shot of Alicent's face getting doggy styled>reveal of Christon Cole doing her>reveal of Aemond doing Christon Cole>Aemond grunts "The three headed dragon..."
>>221328226niggar you dropped your chefs hat
Reminder that bastards are inherently traitorous.
is fnb a good read for someone who enjoys dialogue between characters the most in their books? i imagine there's not much of that
>>221328370Do you enjoy reading Wikipedia articles about historical events/figures?
>hypes aegon up to think that hes the real shit>sneaks him out of the fortress to bring him into enemy territory with minimal guards>gets surprised by ambush and is now at enemies mercy and they only spared on a whim because he said theyre worth more aliveWhat was the point? I thought he was the smart one. I miss Otto..
>>221328379not really
>>221327252There has always been shemales. But they were rightfully called freaks and knowns as oddities. They were generally kept hidden away as the degenerates they were. They're in Spartacus too but in the disgusting pits where only vile disreputable people roam
>>221328385I think he wanted to personally deliver Aegon but he fucked it up so he changed plans
>>221327549Definitrly hate that shit. At least have dozens of giant arrows launching. Something better than aimbot one shotting the uberdragons all the time
>>221328385His cock exploded like a sausage
>>221326883>MFW I finally get to battle the sea snake
Do Condall and Hess hate this actress or something? It's clear that she's the weakest member of the cast and doesn't have the chops to pull off of any major scenes, but that wouldn't even matter if they stuck to the books, since she's a minor character and doesn't do anything dramatic during the Dance. Why did no one tell her to stop pulling those Looney Tunes faces? Why are they changing her character so much, and replacing a much cooler character with this lame, half-baked version played by such a poor actress?Feels like she was set up just to be humiliated and disliked by everyone
>>221328441No that's wrong.
>>221328483Okay good discussion. Is this how all your conversations go?
>>221328477I like her and her story though
>>221328494There is nothing to discuss, you're wrong and that's it.
>>221327846How did the dragon already know it's name?
>>221328517Ok I guess I'm right.
>>221328477DEI Bro
>>221327340>starks and Night's Watch forgot the peace deal with the White Walkers>Craster alone held back the apocalypsea GODLY MAN who did nothing wrong
>>221327545Happy that dude died, couldn't even cut a fucking rope, and he hardly seem to even notice he was in a battle for his life and nearly died multiple times before finally dying, and he didn't seem to give a single shit.
>>221328477they don't see past "black main character"it's like when netflix did death note, and they made L black, and obviously they were just doing DEI shit, but they didn't even considered that making the character a nigger AND changing his personality to be a sperg who chimps out and steals a cop's gun and tries to shoot somebody without cause would be hilarious and racist
We all know HOTD is garbage, but I do feel like AKOTSK is a bit overrated. I don't feel like the tone of the novella was properly conveyed, which I found superior to the show.
>>221328385>rhaenyra and alicent take turns sneaking into eachother's territory without consequence>aegon does it once and gets screwed>rhaenys used dragon fire to burn down what looked like hundreds of peasants, and no one cared>aegon killed some ratcatchers and it leads to the kingdom hating himWhy are the writers like this?
I will say that I enjoyed Jace's death in the last episode. I think it accurately portrayed how it feels when the rug is pulled out from under you, and then you realize 'oh, I can die, and I am about to die', you are effectively immobile, and then the killshot happens.
She deserved a happier life. She did nothing wrong.
>>221327698>he doesn't knowStarks used to pull off Tywin tier exterminations of their enemies on a regular basis
>>221328594She deserved a happier life, but as someone's wife, with absolutely no access to power or dragons.
>>221328559AKOTSK is definitely better than HOTD, but that's mainly because the novella is way more straightforward to adapt and they only fucked it up mildly, meanwhile F&B as a source material is a fucking nightmare to work with
>>221328385>looking forward to several episodes of Larys and Aegon cosplaying as peasants and sneaking around together while slowly learning to trust each other>they get captured almost immediatelyIt's like this season is determined to have me hate it already
>>221328584been on top of the world only to suddenly be yanked down and killed many times, have you?
I drank the Westerlands whiskey.Thank you, Anon.
>>221326908She reminds me of Jar Jar Binks for some reason.
>>221328626okay now make an excuse for Game Of Thrones after season 1, diggerfaggot
Does anyone else feel it’s difficult to care about character deaths in this show
An actual troonIn a GoT showkek of the highest orderhbo can die in flames
>>221328688Essentially yes, I just ended up surviving after blacking out. Jace's immobility is the part that struck me... you are basically forced to watch it all unfold in a manner of mere seconds.
What's the general consensus on the opening episode of Season 3 of HBO™'s House of the Dragon™?
>>221328751oh, sorry to hear that man
I was hoping this show would tell us what the deal was between Alys Rivers and Aemond, but now I am fairly convinced it will just be Condal's head canon if the actual textual events of the book are treated so loosely. I was hoping he may have heard the answer from George.
>>221328754fiddy fiddy
>>221328612It's funny that there are tons of examples of crazy brutality like this where thousands die but we're supposed to be upset about Joffrey or Dany killing a couple people and say they're super terrible
>>221328754I grieve this franchise.
>>221328688How would you feel if you didn’t eat today?
>>221328772Alys is going to meet a strong Asian lesbian and run away to essos after having a strong girlboss moment where she tells off Aemond for being a chud incel and gets him to kill his chud incel uncle yassssssssssssssssss
Would you jump off the ship if you were there with Sea Snake and saw the troon ship coming to brige you up?
>>221328734That's Daario
>>221328813shut up fag
>>221328612>Starks used to pull off Tywinphwoar
Christ what a stupid fucking thread.
>>221328884
>>221328621Nah, dragons are her birthright but the Iron Throne wasn't
the one true king will arrive soon
>>221328825Confirmed. You are a hylic and everyone around you will feel a sense of relief when you die.
dead troon is best troontroonisbesttroon
>>221328974You should do a smaller WEBM next time.
>>221328974>troon>is>best>troonwords to live by there, anon. ffs
>>221328966>*farts*I’m feeling a sense of relief right now.
>>221326908>oh seven hells nah!
>>221328974>>221328994>dead troon is best troonThey Charlie Kirk'd the troon. Coincidence?
>>221328996
>>221328754i enjoyed some of the dumb action and dragon stuff but thats about it
George said the same thing in Dec 2025 as he said in 2022. He likes doing worldbuilding tidbits, because that isn't work, but he is just over writing the ASOIAF book series. People need to accept it is over.
>>221329037Better check the logs
>>221329202He hasn’t done any new world building since 2014 either so what’s this nigger talking about
>>221329202Funny enough he also said that he doesnt like what the writers of HOTD are doing in the adaptation. He said that they are branching off too far from his source material and that theyre essentially just writing fanfiction now
>>221328754I didn't like how early half basically reintroduces characters and doesn't amount to anything besides Aegon capture. Battle was entertaining, but the whole Sheepstealer thing was stupid. Killing Tyland's twin offscreen was bad and tranny subplot feels rather pointless.It's a minor thing, but I feel like the main Velaryon ship should have been larger
>>221329251Well, yeah, George, that's what happens when people demand more stories from you and you don't write them.
>>221327301luke is icsh
>>221327713>I didn’t care for the crude toilet humor in knight of seven kingdoms, I found it distasteful and crassIt pissed me off to no end, it was a completely unnecessary and flat out stupid addition to the show. Hopefully HBO has learned their lesson and we won't see stupid shit like that in S02 and S03 because everything that was from the books, was done well.
>>221327361that fuckin sucks, so they just want him to be cold and conniving and one dimensional? I like Matt Smith and I like Daemon conceptually, would love if they made him a little more emotionally complex. Maybe not to be empathetic, but like a hair more emotive than he is now.
Daemon sucks in conception and in execution
>hey guys, I had a secret meeting with Alicent and she's totally cool with us winning and executing her son!>what?! that's retarded, nobody would do that.>OMFG misogyny!
>season 1 ended with Luke dying doing some dumb dragon shit>season 2 was originally going to end with Jace dying doing some dumb dragon shit as well, but they moved the season finale episode into the first episode of the 3rd season for reasons.Still find it funny
>>221327361Why does he love mops so much?
>>221329449All he had to do was shut the fuck up and pretend to mourn his dead nephew, and the throne wouldve been his.
>mummy, i won the battle, it's milkies time
>>221329527>Tis' the clobbering hour, ma'am.
>>221326931White cock, actually, Rajesh.
>>221329251>>221329286>Well, yeah, George, that's what happens when people demand more stories from you and you don't write them.Nonsense, HBO was handed the entire plot for House of the Dragon all laid out for them, all they had to do was write dialog for characters who are moving that plot along.Instead, they literally threw the original story out the window and just made up retarded shit of their own...
So basically every death this episode was caused by retardation
the only death I kinda cared about was the twin lannister killed by the troon for no reasonhe was more interesting plot than everyone else who died
>>221329614You thought he died?
I dont like seeing the dragons get hurt bros
yooo what if instead of dragons and boats or whatever it was just two post-wall lesbian woman kissing and stuff
>>221329485both were changed from the bookrhaena doing dumb shit toothey just love plots like these
>>221329722shouldn't be drown falling with a heavy armor on the sea?
>>221329251They are, that's why it's shit.
lol but what if aemond was a cute girl and he kissed alicent and she was like nah but actually yeah and then she told rheanyra about it through their secret truce whatsapp and they all met up and had a lesbian threesome lol
poppa bear?
>>221329804haha that would be crazy and imagine if they filmed the whole thing and imagine if they all started licking each other's armpits hahaha crazy
>>221329839haha ewww dude lol dont even say shit like that its so gross haha
why the fuck is he kissing his mother? Isn't fucking his sister enough? where did that come from?
CHUDSTEALER
Can someone make a webm of Ulf going "aight" after the bitch says she's a witch? that part got a big laugh outta me
>>221328974Thank godSick of lookin at """""her""""" cunt face
What was that creature they saw before meeting the witch
>>221328594>She did nothingCorrect
>>221329563What plot lol
>>2213287548/10 All down hill from here though
>>221330112Whatever it is someone should kill that freak with a hammer
>no NettlesDid they learn nothing from the final season of GoT? Don't fuck with the lore
>>221328974>stabs xer right through the carotid artery>while xe is fighting for his life, and his heart ratw and blood pressure is maxxed>blood dribbles out slower than a ketchup packet ripped in halfWTF happened. I thought HBO/GOT used to use grotesque violence and sexuality as something that set it apart and above from the rest of the media landscape. And now they are just getting mogged by Cable TV shows from 10 years ago. WTF happened
>>221330261Who would you cast as Nettles?
>>221330327
>>221330327Isabella Merced
>medieval crossbowman sailors in full plate armor>viking longboat maneuvers >ballistae>roman marine boarding parties>berber pirates>roman bireme raming>fucking dragonsgrrm didnt actually write this shit did he? like is any of this actually in fnb?
>>221329563>>221330130"The Dying of the Dragons" is split into six chapters and focuses on the Dance of the Dragons, the succession war between Rhaenyra Targaryen and her younger half-brother Aegon II. An abridged version was included in The Princess and the Queen,[18] which was published in the anthology Dangerous Women in 2013. These chapters form the primary basis of House of the Dragon."
a lot of white incels in this thread
>>221330377Boy that is one ugly nigger bitch right there
Modern America is Sodom and Gomorrah tier. Cartoonishly revolting in every way.Where can one find independent American kinos that arent disgusting soul poison?
>>221326885>>221327427Because the showrunner is a dyke so she's pulling all the dei casting she can. lgbt rights is nothing but a mistake
>>221326885>pick a lesbian as the showrunner>a tranny eceleb gets cast in your big budget epic fantasyyou can't hate these """"people""""" enough
Why didn’t he just kiss his hotter sister
>>221330467>involuntarily celibateexactly, we don't consent to be an incel. We are literally rape victims so be better you chud.
>>221330748Even Mushroom isn't retarded enough to make shit like this up
Nothing will happen for the rest of the season won't it... just rhaenyra and alicent complaining about men for the rest of the season.
I skip every scene with Rhaenreyayeara and the show becomes slightly better
>>221327846another sad case of black on black violence
>>221330870BASED. this lady cannot act for shit
>>221330860pretty much, this shit is about the to tank
>>221330870I only watch Rhaenyra scenes. They’re the only ones worth watching.
>>221326828Why are chuds more bothered by the troon than all the niggers? At least the troon is White.
>>221330947All the niggers got genocided that's why there's zero niggers in westeros in game of thrones.
>>221330996
How much time did even pass in the show? Fleets are amassed, the Northern army arrives in the South. What's going on?
>>221330996I'm willing to bet money that they'll reveal one day that this show is in a different canon before announcing a GOT remake (which will be more diverse)
>>221331022teleporting and a no sense of scale or time is a got show standard
>>221331022didn't gendry spend like 6 seasons circumnavigating the globe in a rowboat in the OG show
>>221330860Yeah the fact that they're actually making Alicent Rhaenyra's advisor instead of prisoner makes this ridiculous. And just after Jace died too holy fuck the spoiler that Rhaenyra and Alicent bond over hating their sons must be real.
You just know Ormund Hightower is racist as fuck
>>221329563Fire and Blood isn’t a story. It’s an in universe history book that is ultimately just a list of loosely connected battles and events. There is no semblance of a story structure or any actual character arcs like in Dunk and Egg or ASOIAF. HOTD reflects that. Random time and location jumps and shit just randomly happening.
>>221328804A lot of people fail the media literacy test over Joff, he’s really mostly cruel to people he perceives as his enemies. There’s a reason they juxtapose Sansa scenes with Arya’s, where kids are being tortured to death in the Riverlands meanwhile Sansa is living a luxurious life while Joff occasionally bullies her. Even on her worst day, Sansa is being treated with the kids gloves but is still incredibly entitled. She goes back to normal basically once she’s in the Vale of Arryn.
>>221326944>HotD is several orders of magnitude worse than witcherlollmao
Cute and canon!
>>221331267wrong, it has all of that you just get different versions on many eventsyou can pick and choose any of those and get a good story, the show just ignores most of it and replaces it with fanfic
>>221326944please nigga. i hate all three shows but HotD is the best out of them
>>221331329You’re not understanding. F&B is just the skeleton of a plot. You get no insight into the internal conflict of the characters or actual character development like you’d find in a proper dramatic story structure.If AGoT was told like F&B if would be a 1 page blurb just listing what happened: Jon Arryn died under mysterious circumstances so Bobby B rode to Winterfel to get his BFF to be Hand, who then discovers a secret and dies for it. You wouldn’t get inside Ned’s head and see the story of an honourable man surrounded by snakes and playing by the wrong set of rules. If you’re lucky you might get 1 line stating it after the execution rather than living it with Ned as he develops through the story.
>>221331514you can still take what's there and get a good story with good character arcs just by making the most obvious assumptions based on what's written, the tv show doesn't even attempt that it changes everything on purposealso that's an exaggeration, just the dance part of f&b is hundreds of pages
>>221331034>GOT remakeimpossible unless the fat boomer fuck releases the last two books
AYO FOOL THAT'S ONE OF OUR OWN
GET THE ROPE AND ANCHORS READY THEY HAVE DRAGONS
>>221329361season 1 bran is icsh
Bros... Aegon will not have a happy ending. The showrunners want you to hate him for what he did because he is a man. He raped a girl, killed all the ratcachers for christssake. It's only fair that he now gets tortured and killed, you're supposed to clap!!!
why did Aemond immediately blame the black guy for letting Aegon escape? was he racist?
>>221331901that's the maester that was supposed to keep him doped up
>>221331897he will order sunfyre to burn her but she will be immune to dragonfire. then drumpf will chimp out and order him to eat her alive
>>221327696>>221327650that and hopefully they'll have 8 eps in season 2
>>221326828When Prince Jacaerys swept down upon a line of Lysene galleys onVermax, a rain of spears and arrows rose up to meet him. The sailors of theTriarchy had faced dragons before whilst warring against Prince Daemon inthe Stepstones. No man could fault their courage; they were prepared to meetdragonflame with such weapons as they had. “Kill the rider and the dragonwill depart,” their captains and commanders had told them. One ship tookfire, and then another. Still the men of the Free Cities fought on…until ashout rang out, and they looked up to see more winged shapes coming aroundthe Dragonmont and turning toward them.(...)Several differing tales were told afterward of how and why the dragon fell.Some claimed a crossbowman put an iron bolt through his eye, but thisversion seems suspiciously similar to the way Meraxes met her end, long agoin Dorne. Another account tells us that a sailor in the crow’s nest of a Myrishgalley cast a grapnel as Vermax was swooping through the fleet. One of itsprongs found purchase between two scales, and was driven deep by thedragon’s own considerable speed. The sailor had coiled his end of the chainabout the mast, and the weight of the ship and the power of Vermax’s wingstore a long jagged gash in the dragon’s belly. The dragon’s shriek of rage washeard as far off as Spicetown, even through the clangor of battle. His flightjerked to a violent end, Vermax went down smoking and screaming, clawingat the water. Survivors said he struggled to rise, only to crash headlong into aburning galley. Wood splintered, the mast came tumbling down, and thedragon, thrashing, became entangled in the rigging. When the ship heeledover and sank, Vermax sank with her.>tldr, the show is stupid
>>221326828Not posting in a troon OP thread, simple as.
>>221332080xhe does die a couple of episodes in though due to a black guy actually
>>221326883the tranny trying to yell orders was so homosexual its unreal.
>>221332080based, almost time for next one
>>221331305
>>221332204U-unf!
>>221329919He is LITERALLY me
What the shitfuck is with the absolutely bonkers editing of this episode? Did a poojeet or an AI do it? Why does this episode look so sovlless?
>>221326883>I didn't mind the troon so muchand this is how they keep salami slicing ever increasingly stupid shit into these shows, because people eventually start caving
>>221332204I don't remember this scene. When was it?
>>221332297>did a pojeetobviously
>tires flat 8(
He comes....
>>221332455This makes me sadder than any amount of dead humans irl.;_;
Next episode is Tyland and Corlys surviving on an island and becoming friends
Hang on Dunc and Egg is only 6 episodes what is this fucking bullshit
I’m confused on who even won that battle at sea?
>>221332488Technically, the Velaryon fleet did
>>221332488technically the blacks but it was a pyrrhic victoryin the book corlys's line was literally "if that was victory i pray i never win another"
>>221332469Quality over quantity.
>>221332519I'm going to have to start waiting multiple seasons to binge thingsGrim
>>221326828>Tranny>>221326908>NiggerHouse Of The Nigger Trannies
>>221332488yes
absolute god tier front page pull
>>221332528Or watch it as it airs with us, thanks to the maester streambros
>>221332549kek
>bennisi love me a charisma nigga. what will his gimmick be? it seems hotd is doing gimmicky characters. obviously he's a stinky boy but how will that come across?
POPPA BEAR!
imagine if hollywood actually wanted to cure racism all they had to do was they just hired hot and cute black girls
>>221327698the whole "muh honor" thing isn't even a Stark thing, it was just a Ned thing that people think the whole family was like.The old Stark Kings were hardcore fucks who managed to rule the largest kingdom for 8k years, you dont get that by being honorable all the time, there's a reason Ned even has a line in the books about how fucking scared he is of ghosts of those old cold bastards.
>>221332621why did i write hotd
>>221332691you can go through the wiki of every Stark lord in history and they have the exact same description as stern men.It's so boring for leaders of such a large and prominent part of the story
Reunited at last
>>221332621He was the best part of Alien Erf, so I have high hopes for him.
>>221327553Well duh. The the show is not following the book.
>>221332730imagine the sex
>>221332756he'll just make them after he's done enjoying the perks of being a bigshot youtuber who gets invited to exclusive asoiaf theater productions. let him cook.
>>221328565All good points.
>>221327427>>221330651Not really surprising, given how they cast the Valyrions.This show was always going to have a dogshit, woke casting choicesWe still have some good or decent casting, but you definitely can't ignore all the bad ones.
>>221332762hhhnnngggghhhhh
>>221327428based. Only a subhuman would disagree with this
>>221328565>some ratcatchersnot just "some" ratcatchers. the ELITE rat fucking gobblers. they catch rats like no one's business. ain't no cat slicker than they rat mo-fuckin-sniffers. got rats in yo castle? thems the cats you gotta call.
>>221330327MBB
>>221330467>a lot of white incels in this threada lot of projecting incel jews in this thread
>>221328974Based Alyn.
>>221327428and yet here you post
Name me a single female character in the show who they have made bad in any way shape or form Name a single current active minority character on the show they have made bad in any way
>>221328754schock and awe slop
>>221328754my impression is that the showrunners aproached the source material the same way i do which is listening the audiobook while im distracted as background noise, then ranodmly paying attention and because you only paid attention to certain parts then you can just imagine the rest.
>>221333115the tranny was supposed to be evil no?
>>221326944no it fucking is not
>>221333162I repeat, name a single woman who they have made evil on the show
>>221327484BRUMHILDA SMASH SMASH TERF
>>221326828it bother sme how the decoration on that armor isit distractingit belongs to 19th century Viking opera, not medieval-esque fantasy
>>221328700>:02 secsthis meme always gets me
>>221327506this is physically sickening
>>221330377jfc anon put a spoiler on this image I just woke up
>>221328700>did you consume wine prior to your confrontation with your brother at the ashford melee, mr. maekar?>no?>then whose flagon of wine did we find in your tent
>>221328196knights and trained marines + oarmen, shit is expensive
>>221329000Lad should have jumped in the water and cut the rope off or something, instead of just waiting to be drug under
>>221331514>>221331267George is a TV writer that happens to also like writing books, everything he writes can and should be adapted 1:1 because that's his actual talent and career
>>221327037from what I've seen, hotd still has good viewership and the latest episode has been received positively by critics. I didn't enjoy it despite the boat kino but whatever people on here may think it takes more than a vocal minority to sink a show. Also, all the DEI stuff is a valuable shield you can toss if the show gets attacked since it will take attention away from all the truly clumsy stuff in the show.Hey at least Moondancer looked cool.
>>221328552>he didn't seem to give a single shitkek yeah, could have used some more emotion there
>>221333115Rhaena commited massacre in the last episode, all on her own. She's also responsible for getting a Prince killed.Alicent actively plots against her own children she manipulated in the place they're now
troonryna could at least have tried to speechcheck her way out to save her retard son. now his death is on her.>i order you to open this door or i cut myself, REEEEEE OPEN THE DOOR I SWEAR I'LL SHANK MESELF 3... 2.... 1.....or something
Will normies enjoy the Tumbleton kino that only features C-tier characters like Daeron, Ormund Hightower, Ulf the White, Hugh Hammer, Jon Roxton, Unwin Peake and Addam Velaryon. A real glup shittofest
>>221328097she haxxed her way through the teeth, shoulda just 360 sniped the sea snake
>>221333463the woke casting doesnt do anything because mainstream commentators just act like it doesnt exist
>>221328370read dunk instead, that's mostly dialogue
>>221328974>nigger chimps out and kills trannyWhy did they allow this? They had to know how this looks right?
>>221333536I meant you can point to it if your show is getting criticized or does badly in views, it doesn't matter if people believe your argument it lets you deflect questions and stall until they move on
>>221333560yea that doesnt work in 2026. maybe at the peak of woke era but just look at the response to that darkie from odyssey's cast calling people racist for not liking helen of troy being replaced by a sheboon.
>>221332463No, no, no!
>>221333598honestly, I don't think that even matters when it comes to something as big as Nolan or GoT in the first place. 99 percent of people watching this stuff will watch it whatever anyone says and pro/anti DEI is mainly vain posturing with little effect on the real world anyway. The internet is so saturated with various kinds of groupthink that for anyone not terminally online ignoring most of it is just as easy as throwing political prospectus into the trash when it gets to your mailbox.
>>221328621none of the current generation should have access to dragons, fuck ups all
>>221332455Made me so sad when Jace escaped like a rat while Vermax was drowning with a ballista on the neck, uncredibly based he died like a bitch right after
>>221328565aegon didn't even bother shaving his hair, a literal preteen is better than him at hiding his identity. No matter how retarded the alicent/rhaenyra stuff is, this is just as stupid.
>>221333668anti woke is mainstream now as well. i never dropped a show because a nigger or a tranny but normal people absolutely will do that. in china the nigger jedi wasn't even feature in promo art arab countries flat out ban faggotry etc, so it definitely is a big consideration especially for global audiences.
>>221333115Rhaena
>>221333692what was he supposed to do, he waited until the last moment and would have just died anyway
>>221333725>global audiencesfair, I keep forgetting people exist other than here.
>>221333831>>221333692its like that cgi in masters of the air.directors dont really get control over cgi setpieces nowdays, it just comes out however it comes out based on some specs the jeets are given. aint no studio head spending months coordinating between 50 different cgi sweatshops. its like halfway to generating AI video, it takes ages and it might look shit but you don't wanna spend too much redoing it.
>>221333704tbf aegon had to rush out of the capital. aemond and the blacks were coming for his ass. egg had plenty of time to shave his head and plan ahead
>>221332894They were fathers and brothers and sons and uncles and roommates!
>>221331019>corlys>addam>vaemondAlmost all the likeable characters in this show are black (Aegon is honorary black and has the n-word pass).
>>221332455>giving a shit about the flying nukesFuck em all to death with their targshit riders
>>221328754i liked the boat stuff but the episode itself was a letdown, reminded me of how I felt when Dany was ambushed by pirates except this time the boat stuff got a decent action scene
NEW>>221334453NEW>>221334453NEW>>221334453
Here from the future:The real Daeron will be introduced as "Garmund Hightower" while Garmund will act as his decoy and have dyed hair to confuse the Blacks."Garmund" and Rhaena will fall in love. He'll survive the Dance and live under that name. Their daughter will be the one who hatches the last dragon, Morning.
>>221332440err, haven't watched s1 since it came out but this has to be when he wakes up hungover from celebrating the Heir for a Day
>>221332440When he took Rhaenyra's maidenhead
>>221333692>valuing the life of a flying lizard over a humanare you fucking retarded?
>>221334469nah real daeron dies by tent
