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1st for best dragon
>>221316761>the entire reason why the HOTD writers have got away with everything is because it is an unreliable narrative where the truth of everything is unclear. But you can make suppositionsNo. I hate hearing people parroting this lie perpetuated by the HOTD showrunners.The text of Fire & Blood is written to be broadly credible. Not a headcanon blank slate. When there is an event GRRM wants you to be unsure of, then the book pointedly starts narrating about how witnesses disagree or nobody really saw the truth, etc. Like Criston's defection - that is one of those intentionally unreliable events and GRRM intended it as such, you can tell because there's a whole page of in-universe sources disagreeing and guessing.But everything that is just presented straightforwardly is the real story and not something where you can make shit up for your own headcanon. When GRRM criticized HOTD S2 for their refusal to follow the source material, he invoked the story of Fire & Blood as the true version, exactly how it's written. Rhaenyra was not beloved by the people of King's Landing, simply because the book says she was not and that's that. Why would GRRM do that if the book is just fictional propaganda?Funnily enough most fans also treat the narrative of F&B as broadly credible whenever it suits their preferences - for example you'll struggle to find anyone complaining about the Daemon/Aemond duel at God's Eye or calling it unverifiable nonsense (even though it was above the clouds and nobody could've seen it.) Because everyone thinks it's cool. But whenever the book events don't align with what some fans wish would have happened, then they make up shit about the story being dubious or unreliable narration. Piss off.
Cute and canon!
>>221322238>Funnily enough most fans also treat the narrative of F&B as broadly credible whenever it suits their preferencesthis is the correct way
>>221322191>historically inaccurate>....in a fantasy novel>bro check yourselfGRRM's entire claim to fame was how his books were "serious" fantasy as opposed to LOTR and it's aging like milk. Some university professor actually broke down how LOTR was more realistic in terms of military logistics. GRRM is a clown who hasn't put out a single book since Tolkien's son released an old letter that showed Tolkien actually considered making a AGOT style sequel to LOTR but considered it a depressing waste of time. GRRM got mindbroken when he realized that his magnum opus was something Tolkien thought of 50 years before and considered not worth the effort
>>221322338>Some university professor actually broke down how LOTR was more realistic in terms of military logisticsCould we see this study?
>OH ALICE WAS A SPECIAL LASS
>>221322367dont be antisemitic
>>221321993>>221322397
>people die from being stupidSomehow I forgot this was still a modern show
African show
why aren't they showing the Red Kraken raping and pillaging the Reach and Westerlands on Rhaenyra's orders? Does it go against the feminist message or something? Strange how all the chuds are on her side
>all I remember thinking during S2 was how dumb and bad this shit is >still feel tempted to watch S3
condal can still save the show by doing a brothel queens arc where we see helaena and alicent getting trained to be sex slaves
why doesnt Cannibal just fly to kings landing and make himself king if he's so strong?who gon stop him?
who was the head presented to daemon by the guy from gladiator
>>221322202had this episode been season 2's finale, season 2 wouldnt seem so weakalso they killed Jayce, wasnt he supposed to be BFF with the stark kid? they didnt even talk, thats some bullshiti guess lesbian kisses and stronk women are more important than diplomatic relationsanywho, im all in for this crazy nigga now
>>221322466hatewatch it like we all do here
>>221322521lord Lannister Tyland's twin
I'm gonna be honest for ones, no trolling or baiting. I am VERY PROUD of all of you fucker for not spamming "why didn't he climb down the side of the dragon and cut the rope" or "why didn't he dive below the dragon and cut the rope" shit that is all over twitter, youtube comments, facebook and all manner of normie social media. It's a fucking deluge. It's the only thing they talk about as the big plothole.
Is there anyone Alicent haven't fucked or thought about fucking in this show?
>>221322367Anon was probably talking abou the ACOUP posts, for example:https://acoup.blog/category/collections/siege-of-gondor/https://acoup.blog/2019/10/04/collections-the-preposterous-logistics-of-the-loot-train-battle-game-of-thrones-s7e4/
Why didn't he climb down the side of the dragon and cut the rope?
>>221322565Why didn't he climb down the side of the dragon and cut the rope?
>>221322565my feed is full of them, I had no idea that the show was that popular to normies
>>221322466Just watch it, it'll make you appreciate dunk more even with all its flaws.
>>221322565now that you mention it why didn't he cut the rope
>>221322592Why didn't he dive below the dragon and cut the rope?
>>221322595>>221322605:D
>>221322565okay but why didnt he fly towards land instead of in deeper water
Troon died, me happy. Plus the nog did it, instead of le bad white man, cool
>>221322565why didn't he dracarys the rope?
What are the chances that Ep1 used all of the budget for the entire season?
>>221322592because he was weak
It's not right that dunk has to share a thread with these two other awful shows
>>221322475The fookin legend of gin alley will stop him.
>>221322652Dunk is shit too just not as shit
>>221322338>GRRM's entire claim to fame was how his books were "serious" fantasy as opposed to LOTRstopped reading there. this might be a deathly shock to you and many other tolkien fanboys, but most people who like ASOIAF do so without thinking much about lord of the rings at all.
>>221322581She's even fucking moonboy
>>221321117season 1 bran is icsh
Did black sailing dad man die? I second screened this show and caught black sailing son man kill the tranny but missed what happened to his pops
>>221322682For all we know
SHEEPSTEALER WE MUST GO TO KINGS LANDING BAY, FORMERLY BLACKWATER'SSHEEPSTEALER NOOOO DONT KILL OUR ARMY NOOOOOOSHEEPSTEALER NOOOOO THATS MY SISTER SHEEPSTEALER YOU GOT MY BROTHER IN LAW KILLED HOW COULD YOU DO THIS
>>221322647considering this was the season 2 finale initially and the reviewers that got the first 4 eps said it gets really worse after ep 1... very likely
>>221322338The bigger criticism I would make of GRRM is how his worldbuilding is collectively oscillates between lazy and (in a way that is ultimately meaningless despite the information) autistic. You have something like inconsequential literally who? Tyrell characters with names, spouses, children, relations to the main branch being developed by him, yet the former ruler of Dorne, friend of Joanna Lannister and Rhaella Targaryen, and mother of Doran/Oberyn/Elia he never bothered to name.
>>221322652There is still plenty of time for dunk to join them.
>>221322728kek I never noticed that
>>221322565why didn’t he listen to his mom? dumbass
>>221322229longboi a cute
>>221322761Why didn't the guard listen to his mom? The son spouted some 2 INT mental gymnastics and the highly experienced sworn QUEENSguardsman just listened to him
>>221322602Diversity casting also worked I see tons of nignogs in comment sections lol
>>221322724>said it gets really worse after ep 1how worse
>>221322790biggest plothole in all GoT shows so far. a king/queensguard would NEVER do that to their king/queen.
Btw narrow sea pirates had no incentive or prospective gain high enough to develop dragon killing weaponry, and if they did develop them in such a short notice how the fuck didn't the rest of westeros (which seems on average to have an iq higher than the triarchy's room temp one) develop them during the conquest if it were that easy? Same bullshit that dumb and dumber pulled in got btw
>>221322689this is depressing to look at knowing what he eventually ends up looking like
Just watched s3e1 and god damn the characters in this show are so incredibly ass.Which characters are you even supposed to like? It's all just dumb fucks and girlbosses.
>>221322800They said ep 1 is by far the best kek. Some said it's slow and boring and diverges form the book.
>>221322790its going to be awkward for that guard now that jace died
>>221322822Daemon
why did daemon kill his cute wife?
>>221322809the only logic i can see is that it's a weapon that only works at sea and the main seafarers in westeros have dragons so they have no incentive to make such a weapon
>>221322856He's a faggot
BIG FAN OF INTRODUCING SOME M/S HERES HOPING THERES A SEX SCENE
>>221322844matt smith is possibly the least intimidating man alive, trying to act intimidating (and his character is firmly in the dumb fuck category)
>>221322839Realistically death would be too good for him. Whatever the asoiaf equivalent of blood eagle is would be appropriate
>>221322822aemon, daemon, and the sea snake
>>221322858Oh and by the way fuck having that kind of accuracy while on a moving ship hitting a fast moving target
>>221322728The Princess of Dorne one is probably the worst of all the examples but, I would also say it is odd Jon Arryn's mother is never given. It would not stand out if there was not, as you say, all these irrelevant characters with no bearing on the plot being created by him. Jon Arryn was the head of House Arryn, Ned Stark a POV character has a strong connection to Jon Arryn, Sansa then goes to the Vale and there becomes this entire plot point about Arryn succession and Vale noble houses, even Catelyn through thinking about Jon Arryn through Lysa has reason to potentially give a throwaway line, then you just have whatever appendices, companion books, or just GRRM saying in something apocrypha. You would have though just an apparencies mention of mother from whatever.
the best acting performance of hotd was that black guy yelling BASTARDS
>>221322809>>221322858I doubt these weapons are new. They were there during the conquest as well. Problem is the big ass dragons (like 3 conquest ones) have scales and skin that cannot be pierced by the weapons. No other convoluted explanation needed.
>>221322916so they always haul them around on their ships, where space and weight are precious and limited, just in case they encounter a lesser dragon?
>>221322913
>>221322604I couldn’t appreciate dunk more if I tried. It’s kino.
>>221322896Yeah how would one even practice shooting a fucking dragon out of the sky mid combat? No way you make it on the first shot
>>221322945Only when fighting against Targs. It's expected dragons would be in the mix.
I have the feeling that in the upcoming Aegon's conquest movie Aegon and his sisters will be white
>>22132222975th for actual best boi
>>221322565>taooba! >>taooba acknowledged >dragon: analysis mode>>analysis mode activated >is this rope flammable >>you're goddamn right it is Jace >dracarys
>>221322979retarded piece of SHIT
>>221322948I loved this guy
>>221322976Make them Chinese at this point.
>>221322948Unprecedented levels of smugness at the start. Very nice.
>>221322979ugly and dumb (in the show)
Nice dragons, shame if anything happened to them
>>221322806Would have made more sense if they gave the disinclination towards a queen rather than a king more bite, but they didn't want to do that much with it. Actually they did have that angle with Daemon for a lot of the show, but not the kingsguard.
>>221322761He didn’t want his mom to die then be left to be the claimant as an illegitimate bastard and he thought taking credit for a victory at the Gullet could prove himself to the realm as a capable leader.
>>221322971> only black dragon the blacks ever sent out is a fully grown meleys> "hey, lets pack the dragon harpoon just in case they send out a baby dragon"
>>221322856Did he bilocate and transform into a horse lol?
>>221322948The only based black man in the entire show, RIP.(Also the only one who can act, why the fuck did they keep around the dogshit, no range nig actors?)
>>221323024And best boi caraxes, my bad
>>221322856Erectile dysfunction
>>221322948simply perfect
>>221323018He wasn't wrong. Would have made him a minor legend.
>>221323024considering the number of dragons and their sizes yeah it makes sense
some anon requested thisI was at the gym so i'm a bit late
>>221322202>missing out on the only fantasy genre tv because I read the books and novellas as they came out, had a bad taste in my mouth from D&D ruining game of thrones s3 onward (while season 1 was nearly perfect), AND them race swapping my favorite Valyrian supermodel characters to ugly niggersFeels bad man. Post Obama media just is not for me
>>221322976make Aegon black and his sisters white
Not going to watch hotd season 3 until it is done and gets good reviews. Season 2 was such a turd, slow pacing and a gay pirate wrestling a lannister is all I remember
>>221323159Ep 1 is kino though, troon pirate gets enriched by nignog
Which places in Essos are inhabited by white people and which by brown people? Keep in mind that Andals and First Men are Essosi. Book fag answers only.
>>221323159tranny pirate*
>>221323187>troon pirate gets enriched by nignogYou convinced me
>>221322202stopped watching after season 1 of GoTis it worth getting into it again fellas¿
>>221323195Asshai is strict goth country
>>221323210not for you
>>221323210No more tits so no.
>>221323195Norvos are Slavs in the books but African in the show.
>>221323231>>221323233k tabla x
I read /got/hotd/dunk/ and I think it says /goth/
>>221323195Braavos is white (if you consider venetian lagoon jews white)
Alys Rivers is supposed to be an uber-milf. Why didn't they cast her for the role?
>>221323274>braavos is venicefuck I dont know how I never made the connection>city of masks has a guild of assassins who change facesI might be retarded
>>221323292nu-HBO forbids women showing off tits so she wasnt interested
>>221322696kek
>>221322948I really felt bad for him, big F
>>221323320then I am retarded as well, mind = blown. GURM really has no original ideas, does he
>>221323320Because being a merchant republic on the sea with canals and banks was not enough?
>>221323412the show never really pointed out the canals and the general aesthetic of braavos doesnt look venetian at all
I'm just waiting to see how bad the second half of the season will be, hoping they blow as much of the budget on the first half as they can so that we can really zero in on the awful drama and nonsensical politicking.
>>221322728kek, we only got the name of Ned's mother from GRRM's blog after a fan asked him. Same for Catelyn's mom being a Whent, it never comes up in Arya's POV while she's there because GRRM hadn't come up with it yetGRRM is a fucking hack, there are so many plot holes and retcons in the story because he barely planned anything out
Jesus why are the velayron niglets all so ugly. Fuck why couldn't we have beautiful blonde women instead of these horrific creatures.
>threads are slowing down already
The Seven were aliens who landed their spaceship in the Axe and gave a bunch of cro-magno the recipe for steel-making
>>221323009>dumblol, Sheepstealer is not dumb. he knows EXACTLY what he's doing. He just doesnt care
>>221322238Listen aemond survived thanks to the children of the forest hence why we have a detailed report handed down of the battle
>>221322238>headcanonJust call it like it is, fanfiction, the same as GoT S5-S8.>>221322319Greens are the good guys.Blacks are the bad guys.Stannis is the good guy.Daenerys is the bad guy.It's literally this simple, as established by GRRM himself.
>>221322948>so tired of the bullshit lies that you shout out the truth even knowing you'll die for itactual kino
>>221323452I always thought of it as persian
>>221322202why is that dragon gay colored?
>>221323538
does anyone have webbums of Ormund Hightower or his army?
Where the fuck is daeron hiding, was he just chilling in his tent when the messenger came?
>>221323320I guess the not-Rhodes colossus tripped you up
>>221323611Brave and stunning, valid even.
>>221322202Now both her grandmomma and her bf are dead, kween baela has had it the worse in hotdoodoo.
>>221323510Goyim deserve nothing
>>221323607Its him
I wish they would actually show how a battle starts without just throwing us into the middle of the action every time
can someone explain the reasoning behind cutting aegon III being sent to the vale and not pentos and thus missing the battle and not riding his dragon for the first and only time?
>>221323611she makes me proud to be trans
ned bros.....
>When I have to cross a pajeet on the street
>>221323698Was it crack?
>>221323622honestly they should've had the warderobe for the braavosi be more flamboyant and richwhy is one of the actual rich cities with the biggest bank looking like a fucking ironborn slum with an orange filterBraavos should've been ornate, fancy, filled with aesthetics mixed from different cultures AND RICH
>>221323538calm down R Scott Bakker
>>221323680Too many characters, its easier to cut toddlers from the story
>>221323730most are flamboyant, the only ones who dress drab are the keyholders of the bank as a flex/tradition despite being the richest
>>221323712milk of the crackberry
>>221323756he is 10 when he rides his dragon and he was included as a toddler and sent to the vale instead of pentos
>>221322809>narrow sea piratesThe Triarchy aren't just narrow sea pirates, the naval forces of Lys, Myr and Tyrosh combined make up the large part of it and they've got as much if not more economic power than Westeros specially one divided by war.
>>221323768
>>221323756these clowns have stretched a single book into multiple seasons, they have plenty of time for including characters but they are busy spending half the episodes on trash they made up and dyke sex scenes
>>221323778I know, they are 2 in this shitshow and Joffrey is like 6
>>221323790its not even a single books its a few chapters from the middle of the book
>>221322948I'M GONNA SAY THE B WORD!!I'M GONNA SAY IT!!!
>>221323650Impossible. He doesn't look one bit valyrian
>>221323538>>221323622Reminder that Planetos is one of the 1000 Worlds. The Weirwoods are the Hrangans. The comet is a Volcryn. The epilog of TWoW will have Haviland Tuf arriving in orbit.
>>221323779>3 cities got more power than 50 cities
There's going to be more Alicent/Aemond mommy son incest before the season ends right?
>>221323965shes so hot guys, she has the perfect amount of bmi
>>221323965>Rhaenyra is the protagonist>cast an antagonist that mogs herwhy the fuck
>>221323965Aemond seems to require a gentle touch. Who better than his mum? The season is decadent anyway. Keep the mommy sex in there.
>>221323965she's so hot
>>221322948
>>221323965The leaks I just made up say that in Episode 4, when Aemond gets to Harrenhal he has a 10 minute dream sequence of unsimulated sexual intercourse with Alicent.
>>221323965Would you guys breed with her if she was your mommy?
>>221323965>>221323992>>221324021she's so fucking mid you weirdos
>>221324098a literal 3/10
>>221324099She looks like my mom's friend who tried to molest me when I was 12 so it's an abstract kind of "would"
>>221324099TrvthNvke: all the women on this show are mid and they did that on purpose
>Vermax drowning >FLY VERMAXWhat a tard, I guess he was STRONG not smart.
>>221323698honestly, this whole episode kinda just felt like the writers were being shit on for lack of historical accuracy, so they watched like 2 or 3 youtubes about ancient medieval shit and crammed it in there to make a point>uhhhh, perfume necklace for dealing with stinky people>lets call it larboard instead of port. we are very accurate
>>221323756he becomes the fucking king after everything is said and done
>>221323787>show shitlmao
What the fuck is up with the Dornish Wars? Aegon and his sisters razed the entire place a dozen times and magically all the Dornish warriors hide and are unharmed, and manage to lead incursions into the realm
>>221323698>When you have to walk by a northerner on the street
>>221324287ice caves
>>221323949>Westeros>50 citieslmao
>>221324287there is nothing to raze, they have 1 (one) city and it's a literal shitheap
>>221324248they also had corlys use a viking sunstone randomly
I just know there is a tragic hairline beneath all of that.
>>221324319problem?
>>221324339They raze all the castles and towns, all the sand is turned into glass
>>221322229
>What’s west of Westeros?
>>221322229>>221322979I like Vermithor the grumpy old bronze cunt
>>221324176too bad he wasn't a Strong swimmer
>>221324368there is planky town...
>>221324269Sorry your favorite wiki article guy got shafted
>>221324374Arya canonically dies at sea for no reason
Alys Rivers has officially joined Team Green
>>221324374Mysterios
>>221324287>Aegon loses his shit and attacks Dorne>Dornish keep fighting back>Dornish manage to close the Stepstones>no matter what Aegon can't stop them>Dornish kill one of Aegon's dragons>Aegon agrees to peace with Dorne, creating a 300 million golden dragon reconstruction fund for Dorne, as well as allowing them to continue building scorpions for anti-dragon warfareWow Aegon kinda fucked up
>>221324494You got it wrong redditbro, Trump is Joffrey. Real life is just like Game of Thrones
So nice to see rhaena didn’t inherit her father’s hateful bigotry and prejudice for Hightowers
Leakbros, are there any good episodes coming up or was that the highlight of the season?
This terrain sucks for anti dragon guerilla warfare
>>221324619Ormund vs roddrik will probably be cool
>i may be in a woman's body but i have the heart and spirit of a king>she says immediately after having just thrown the temper tantrum of an overly emotional womanwhat did Rhaenyra mean by this
>>221324641Daemon's a faggot for not accepting a 1vs1 with Ormund.
poppa bear?
what's this? A youtuber with /got/'s sensibilities?
>>221324491>Cities of the Bloodless Men are said to exist in the Further East of Essos. Their inhabitants are said to be a race of bloodless men.it's crazy how much detail and thought GRRM puts into his lore
>>221323292>tattoos dropped
You will never be a King. You have no penis, you have no Blackfyre, you have no mandate. You are a bpd woman groomed by your uncle and Bloodraven into a crude mockery of Targaryen exceptionalism.All the “loyalty” you get is two-faced and self-serving. Behind your back your subjects mock you. Your sons are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “council” laughs at your impotent attempts at bravado behind closed doors.The lords are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of Westerosi tradition have allowed lords to sniff out bitch nigga monarchs with incredible efficiency. Even female dragonriders who “slay” look overcompensating and impotent to the nobility. Your weak and feeble body is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get one of your dykey sex trafficked handmaidens to kiss your ass, she’ll turn tail and bolt the second she gets a whiff of your incredibly retarded foidbrained political decisions.You will never be respected. You wrench out a fake smirk every single morning and tell yourself you're the rightful heir to the Seven Kingdoms, but deep inside you feel the neuroticism creeping up like a weed, ready to crush your reign under the torrential downpour of a thousand thousand woman moments.Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll give up your crown, abdicate the throne, flee to Dragonstone, and get eaten by Sunfyre. Your sons will find your bones in dragonshit, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with their incompetent mother who brought their entire dynasty to ruin and killed every one of their dragons. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your real title, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a female usurper is buried there. Your bones will crumble and the dragonshit will fertilize the earth, and all that will remain of your legacy is a footnote in Westerosi history that is unmistakably a Princess.This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
>>221322809they could also be used to cripple a ship since they have anchors attachedSTOP THINKING ABOUT IT NOW
>>221324638makes targs more pathetic for losing lmao
There was something off about the triarchy captain. I can't quite put my meat on it but was that a tranny?
>>221324408he didnt swim so well
>>221324838A LOTTA LOYALTY FOR A BASTARD
I was willing to ignore the trooning, Alicent being turned into a complete retard, Daemon getting cucked out of importance for the whole of season 2, the Velaryons being black, Otto rotting in jail for no reason, and the endless secret Rhaenyra-Allicent meetings. Nettles being shoved aside. The other son of Alicent they just forgot about for two seasons.But Aemond kissing his own mother on the lips is the final fucking straw.It’s not even in the books, serves zero purpose, pure shock value dogshit.I’m done. If that’s the tone of the first episode, it’s just gonna be a shitshow.
>>221324811>>221324886disingenuous posts
>>221323885Interesting.
>>221324749Kek
Wheres the discord inv
>>221322916This is accurate. That shit would barely even be an annoyance to one of the Conquest dragons.
>>221324897These writers clearly just want to wank to their own fanfic where Rhaenyra is some fixed Daenerys with girlpower and a "good side". In this civil war everyone is a cunt. There is no good side. If they can’t even respect the source material and keep adding this kind of pointless shock value shit then yeah, I’m done. I’m not even asking them to stick strictly to the book. But if their way of adapting it is this, then no.I’m tired of these shows not having the balls to depict realistic women of power. It’s quite fucking ironic really. Why can’t they just write them as authoritarian monarchs or aristocracy thirsting for power like everyone else, instead of forcing them to have some kind of moralfagging superiority ?
>The inhabitants of the Cannibal Sands allegedly consume human flesh.
>The city of the winged men is a city where men have wings
>>221324897so it was a tranny?
>bonetown>its a town made of bones
>>221322987This. It should have been chain.
>>221324857Or perhaps he was wondering who would shoot a man after knocking him off a dragon
The rope snapped from a dragon flying into it but didn't snap being ran through an entire ship?
>>221322202the negress riders livewhile the white man dragon rider dies. the white tranny was killed by a negro as well.
>>221324735She was not manipulating him. She was just caught off guard and didn't know how to respondIf she was manipulating him, she would have done a more convincing kiss. Slip a little tongue action in there to really sell it. Know what I mean?
>>221324735
The northerners killed those kitties, and now I’m glad the lannisters raped them centuries later
>>221325088They drink lots of red bull.
>>221322948You know, i don't mind him or Corlys being black because they are actually decent actorsHowever the daughters are so fucking bad. Specifically her. Atrocious acting and extremely distracting face. I despise everytime she shows up on screen
>>221325136At least you can jest. Who are you?
>>221325216Exactly how I feel. She’s atrocious.
>we’ve come to die for the dragon queen Cringe Reddit line, horrible attempt at aura farming
>>221322238>Why would GRRM do that if the book is just fictional propaganda?He's writing from the perspective of a Maester. The maester's are clearly anti-dragon and were trying to snuff out the dragon birther/dragon rider genes in house Targaryen.
>>221325185even in the books the lannister defeat made no sense lol
>>221322809Fucking retard. "Free" cities are 'free' because they bought it from Valerian, except Bravos. They have more history with and knowledge about dragons than NotBritain.
>>221325331what could the maesters (aka western men) possibly have against incestuous schizo invaders from the east that lost their homeland and view themselves as chosen to rule over everyone?very anti-valyric of them
>>221324749It's crazy that you don't understand the concept of an unreliable narrator
>Rhaenyra cutting herself on the Iron Throne is actually maester whitewashing of the smallfolk and nobility turning against her because they're grossed out by her period, complete with her snail trailing clot ridden menstrual blood directly from her cooter all over the throne room
>really old town >call it oldtown The American tolkein…
>>221325364you've got it backwards, the maester's are the sniveling propagandists who are trying to shut down ValARYAN chads.
>>221325364(((Targs))) deserve genocide. Based maesters.
>>221325070>>221325088>>221325114>to the far west lies a mysterious a continent ruled by fire-breathing dragons. A land where sailors can breath underwater, steelclad warriors go to war mounted on eagles, and lions have castles of solid gold.
>>221325369I thought that only worked for POV characters, not authors and wiki-writers. I get that the rumours of unknown lands are always exaggerated but I don't think that is the case here as there seems to be some effort put in to certain areas but very visibly complete bullshit to fill in the gaps.He loves the spoopy horror fantasy schlock that nobody else does, I refuse to believe that he actually intends for all of the far away mysteries to really just be misunderstood mundane societies. You can point out lazy writing and laugh at it whilst also enjoying the author's other work.Personally, I don't think he ever should've bothered adding flavour to the distant lands as it's cheapened the world and limited the possibility for expanded storytelling
>>221325364>>221325450One Doom wasn't enough.
>>221325387>House of the MisunderstandingsI bet you the Storming of the Dragonpits is a misunderstanding, and Rhaenyra will be against the tax policy that causes her downfall, but it'll be framed as an unfortunate accident that her disapproval was not told to Lord Celtigar, Master of Coin.Nothing can happen on purpose in House of the Dragon.
>>221325424Yeah, propagandists in the Goebbels sense, not the Marxist degenerate Valyrian sense. Face it targsissy, Hightowers are way cooler nazis
I was kinda hoping that after the kiss it was going to hard cut to her dead eyed look while she was being awkwardly pounded on her husbands bed by Aemond
>>221325424>incestuous schizos>chadslol ok netanyahu >>221325552>>221325573BASED
Not great, not terrible. Battle was enjoyable overall. I didn't really like how every single B plot was just a two scene set-up. Young actors made funny faces. That redhead handmaiden was a cutie
>let's go help them my dragon that barely listens to me>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DRAGON THAT BARELY LISTENS TO ME WHAT ARE YOU DOING THAT IS MY SISTAH THOSE ARE OUR MEN AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
>>221325575anon you need to lay off the hentai
VALYRIAN CHUDS
>>221325070>The twist is that they are all Dornish bastards, who keep eating one another
>>221325450>>221325573>>221325364>>221325552>>221325573so are the targs jews or nazis?
>>221325638Both, they are Dutch
>>221325638according to grrm they were influenced by jewish history
>>221325638ashkenazis
>>221325573>Hightower's are cool propagandists like the cool Nazi Goebbels>That makes them way cooler than the nazis???
>>221325602they've shown pussy eating for the chick fans they NEED to show mom/son
someone could please post the leaks for the season again
>>221325678>than the???
>>221325702Oh, I'm talking to ESL retards. This makes much more sense
>>221325698why are you people so obsessed with leaksthats why these threads slow to a crawl because no one wants to risk getting spoiledinb4 >hurr the booksthe show is different than the books
>>221325727>Oh, I'm ESLftfyyes, yes you arehe said they're "cooler nazis", not "cooler than the nazis", rajtry learning english before you post
>>221325747well that's embarrassing. I now think the Targs and Hightower's are both jews. And so are you
>>221325698Her
Daeron inherits Alicent’s features. His double is the one who dies in the tent. He shows up as one of the Daeron pretenders and is killed.
>>221325698Aemond and Alicent are going to have a steamy sex scene, missionary style and Alicent has an indifferent face while he fucks her as a call back to this scene with her and viserys
>>221325790>well that's embarrassingyeah it was cringe lol
>>221325730People are addicted to instant gratification. They want to binge the season as fast as possible then complain about it. They're upset at taking a week to release each episode.
>>221325812Hess you've done it again!
You heard the hand, the woman is too tight for her king. Go fetch the whore stretcher!
>>221325638Jewish power fantasy where they are the nazis
>>221325730The author of the book literally denounced this show because it’s so terrible. People are watching out of obligation and critically, so reading leaks doesn’t matter
>>221325185the starks are raping the lannisters in ASOIAF. cope tranny
There’s a WHORE coming ned
POPPA BEAR!
NNNEEEEDDDD!!!!!
Boar’s Head. On an open sub!
>>221325812I have a feeling pretenders won't be in the show. Last episodes of the show, perhaps the entire fourth season, will be such a stinky mess
>>221325959Up to a hundred years ago, one could buy a whore for an entire night for cheap and it was expected that you would ejaculate inside her. Even whore business is jewefied now.
Why do showrunners think they know better than the author and source material? It happens so much. I'm not talking about pushing ideologies. I mean their blatant contempt at having to adapt someone else's work. Is it about them thinking its beneath them? Being jaded that their own ideas never got made/written and feeling the need to ruin someone's work with their ideas? You'd think if you got a gig of adapting a book that it would be the easiest thing in the world. 90% of the work is done for you, all you have to do is manage how to transfer it in a different format.
>>221325947Lannisters raped starks so hard that it angered the gods
>>221326034They want to make it their own thing, landing a HBO show is a big gig and they want the credit. Also>Created by Ryan Condal and George R. R. MartinSays it all
>>221323857probably dyed his hair for protection
>>221325991Wolf’s head! On a dead king!
>>221326099Lmao I wonder if S4 will just say by Ryan Condwl
I could write a better show, the moment any female character speaks out of turn it was be an awkward camera shot of no one acknowledging her and then an immediate hard cut to correct rape delivered by the man insulted by her. Now THAT would make the audience say AWWW HELL NAWWW
>>221326156do zoomers not understand how crediting works? kek
>>221326068bran won. lannister got raped.
>>221324638https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhsFGJs8a3A
>>221326189haha fuck (((targs)))
>>221325959WHOOOOOOOOOORES NED ON AN OPEN SEA NED
Is Raymun Fossoway right?
>>221326185>bran won Now that the dust has settled, was this a good call by George?
>>221326229No, he's green
Do we have any idea what's the end of this season is going to be?
>>221326349Aemonds son bursting from his mother's belly alien style
>>221326246>Now that the dust has settledI FUCKING HATE MAGGOTS WHO SAY THAT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>221326447Settle your dust dude
>>221326349Tumbleton I
>>2213263491st Tumbleton
>>221326349Larys and mysaria link up
when does rhaenyra die?
did the one Lannister fella drown when he got chucked overboard or what? they didn't seem too clear on that part desu but then again I was falling asleep during the showI somehow picked the version with ASL so some broccoli haired zoomer was in the corner making retarded facial and body gestures the entire show.
>>221326772Wouldn't be surprised if he and snek both made it.
NEW THREAD >>221326828NEW THREAD >>221326828NEW THREAD >>221326828
>>221326567>>221326571Wait, so Greens aren't going to do anything that moves the plot forward for the entire season? Moon of Three Kings and Gods' Eye are both later, right?
>>221324771decent
