Why am I supposed to care about this guy
>>221317731prev >>221314501OP is a retarded nigger faggot
I mean he didn't do anything particularly shitty like Alicent's kids
>>221317731He's awesome in the book, the show just can't stand anyone being better than Rhaenyra.
Cute and canon!
>>221317731But he was cute and the only decent black
>>221317731get him while he's still warm
>>221317731They tried to give him the Robb treatment, down to the hairdo and death, but it doesn't work because the character got nothing to do prior to this moment
>>221317731what do you think were his last thoughts ?
>>221317851They cut all the stark content that was clearly meant to happen with him
>>221317868>But I'm a dragonrider. I'm a god. I can't die.
At least the death was painless as it tore through his throat
>>221317731Another dead bastard, nothing to see here
Why didn't he just not be retarded?
I realized the only reason they showed Aegon raping a girl was so that Alicent would be blameless when she offered the lives of her sons to save herself and her daughters. Aemond's death/execution could be somehow justified since he killed one of Rhaenyra's sons and normgroid viewers think he's an incel, but they didn't have anything to justify Aegon being betrayed and sent to death by his own mother. Aegon's just a normal guy, not better or worse than Jace or Luke and probably a better person than Daemon. No efforts spared so women can get away with anything.
They should just have an elective monarchy in Westeros. It would work better. They’re all basically the same culture wise anyway per the books (outside of The Iron Isles, yes even Dorne and the North).
I refuse to think they killed Tyland "The Goat" Lannister without even a shot of his face. In fact, I thought they had only thrown off Lannister soldiers, until he was nowhere to be seen during the following battle. He's 100% coming back.Fuck Lohar, btw. What a fucking disgrace of a character and what a massive jobber.
>>221317904He got two bolts before that
>>221317731I just want to pump my seed deep inside this woman
>>221317904KIRKED
>>221317731has anyone told cregan yet? I heard they were close...
>>221317731FUCKING SPOILERS
>>221317774That’s because he didn’t do anything. Except get himself killed like a retard
>>221317851They stole all his achievements and great moments from the book and gave them to Rhaenyra and others. I think they deliberately wanted Rhaenyra to not be too sad over him so she won't blame Alicent.
>>221317904WE ARE CHARLIE KIIIRRRRK
>>221317987nta but holy fuck they ruined book jace, he was the most useful character on team black other than daemon
>>221317926(((Braavosi))) and Pentosi (((cheese merchants))) would just bribe everyone to vote on their puppets.
>>221317968the side content that was promised…
>>221317922It's still ridiculous that Aegon didn't even want to be king and Alicent is the one who forced him into it. Aegon's character is one thing but Alicent should still be blamed for trying to get one of her own children killed after enabling him and putting him in that position in the first place.
>>221317953So she can fucking manipulate and kill your sons?
>>221317926Check how that worked out for Poland-Lithuania.
>>221317953fuck off to Harrenhal and die, Aemond
>>221317953I mean, I understand Aemond
>wouldn’t it be better if we have the men guard->no my wife is coming so we shall surrender
You will never be a King. You have no penis, you have no Blackfyre, you have no mandate. You are a bpd woman groomed by your uncle and Bloodraven into a crude mockery of Targaryen exceptionalism.All the “loyalty” you get is two-faced and self-serving. Behind your back your subjects mock you. Your sons are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “council” laughs at your impotent attempts at bravado behind closed doors.The lords are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of Westerosi tradition have allowed lords to sniff out bitch nigga monarchs with incredible efficiency. Even female dragonriders who “slay” look overcompensating and impotent to the nobility. Your weak and feeble body is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get one of your dykey sex trafficked handmaidens to kiss your ass, she’ll turn tail and bolt the second she gets a whiff of your incredibly retarded foidbrained political decisions.You will never be respected. You wrench out a fake smirk every single morning and tell yourself you're the rightful heir to the Seven Kingdoms, but deep inside you feel the neuroticism creeping up like a weed, ready to crush your reign under the torrential downpour of a thousand thousand woman moments.Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll give up your crown, abdicate the throne, flee to Dragonstone, and get eaten by Sunfyre. Your sons will find your bones in dragonshit, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with their incompetent mother who brought their entire dynasty to ruin and killed every one of their dragons. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your real title, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a female usurper is buried there. Your bones will crumble and the dragonshit will fertilize the earth, and all that will remain of your legacy is a footnote in Westerosi history that is unmistakably a Princess.This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
why is alicent like this?
>>221318025Agreed, she's a whore cunt traitor even if Aemond burned the entire Riverlands to the ground and Aegon raped 1000 women. My point was how the retarded showrunners had to find a way trough progressive optics to justify to 21st century viewers that it's understandable that a mother would hand their own children to die at the hands of their family enemies.
>>221318025>>221318090You don't understand. Aegon WAS the challenge, she had to push his claim or Rhaenyra would have had him killed>inb4 Rhaenyra wouldn't kill someone that bent the knee to her and legitimized her claimShe just WOULD, okay!?>inb4 why not just wed him to Rhaenyra insteadEw. No. Gross. That's incest.>inb4 why did you wed him to Helaena thenThat's totally different.
>>221318028She just needed a firm hand to be kept in line.
>>221318085Fucking BASED pasta.
I still can't believe the showrunners unironically said that Rhaenyra is punk rock and Alicent is Moms for Trump. Like they said that shit with sincerity.What's the point of even watching this dogshit at this point, where there's a clear bias towards the blacks? Why should I care about a kid who did literally nothing and died, or am I supposed to cheer that the misogynist who locked queen yas slay boss punk rock lady in her room got literally charlie kirk'd? Fuck these kikes and dykes and retards in modern media.
Sex with Emma Darcy to so intense, passionate, and loving she remembers she's a woman
The Book>her own woman, a full grown adult when she starts sleeping with Viserys (before Aemma is even dead) and playing the Game of Thrones with her father>sees Rhaenyra as "my husband's daughter">wants nothing more than to see her children in power, and will give everything to protect them in a way like Cersei>blatantly lies that her husband switched heirs on his deathbedThe Show>a teenage girl, a pawn and victim of her father, only starts to seduce Viserys at her father's orders>sees Rhaenyra as her best friend and each other as repressed lesbian lovers>wants nothing more than to see her sons put in the grave, and will give everything to be with her true love, Rhaenyra.>laughably misunderstands her husband's dying words to switch heirsCondal and Hess: Nailed it.
>>221318151Robert, famously capable of keeping Cersei in line
>>221318173>gets locked in her room>"I may have the fragile body of a woman, but I have the spirit of a king." >she starts cutting up a dress. >Oh shit, maybe she's trying to be clever and cut up the dress to make a rope to sneak out of the house and get to her dragon to get to battle>she starts crying, revealing her words mean nothing and she's just having a temper tantrum and is not even trying to come up with a way to get out of her locked room
>>221318151Roberts stinkfist up in Cersei
>>221318271Alicent only needed to meet the hand of the king to become a proper demure trad wife.
>>221318269erm actually the quote is "I may APPEAR to have" chuddy, its 2026 not 1588, the tilbury speech is very problematic and assumes gender roles and appearances
>>221318204Good post, however>she starts sleeping with Viserys (before Aemma is even dead)Mushroom fanfic.
>>221317928Um I think his head had a face anon.
>>221318351That was his twin brother.
>>221317928leaks imply he's alive, will wash ashore on Pentos and find baby Viserys and Aegon
>>221317904>>221317731We are Jacerys Velyaron, we carry the flameWe'll fight for the dragon queen, we'll honor his name
Will there be anymore mom son incest this season?
>>221318441Only if we get plenty of detailed sex scenes with Alicent and Rhaenyra. Then again who is going to fuck Rhae now that >>221317731 is dead?
>>221317992>>221318437Weird how I'm ok with people on 4chan making Kirk jokes but I saw Quinn the GM tweet some bullshit and I actually hate that faggot who can't go 5 seconds talking about anything without fellating Jon Connington
>>221317731Who else is there to care for? Everyone is horrible
>>221318441>stopwhy? keep doing more of this shit. i love the kissu between alicent and aemond
why is there like 57 characters scattered in 30 locations fighting like 5 battles who knows where and why what the fuck is happening anymore
>>221318495I'm counting on Alysanne.
will we ever see a time when writers adapting books don't get to shit all over the source material and rape it to oblivion?
>>221318495Aegon, Daemon, Daeron, Haelena and the dragons
>>221318512because its a complex story and its already dumbed down for retards like you
>>221318526Common sense seems to be a lost art.
>>221318441Hopefully. I need someone to use ai to turn this kiss into a make out session
>tfw you realize what a shit show this series will turn into so you decide to just bail
>>221318542>because its a convoluted storyftfy
>>221318541Only the dragons and haelena. The rest are giga cucks
>>221318085
>>221318525who's Black Aly gonna be kissing since they made the Frey woman an old hag?
>>221318554I hope the next episode opens with him plapping her fat ass
Does anyone have the Rhaenyra meme where she looks like that pouting woman from Obsession?
>>221318606The Frey woman old hag
>>221318147>You don't understand. Aegon WAS the challenge, she had to push his claim or Rhaenyra would have had him killedWhile in real life that would be 100% the case, the writers have made it clear that Otto saying this was a manipulation tactic to bring Alicent into the game, and was untrue. The writers are idiots for thinking an ascending claimant wouldn't kill a contentious rival claimant once they had the crown, but that is how the situation is depicted in the show.
>>221318554She was leaning so far in towards him, if she didn't want to kiss she wouldn't have gotten so close.
>>221318625>These women kissing is NOT for you, chud!
>>221318090Because at the end of the day, Alicent is now only a mirror for the bpd millennial retard writing her character.
>>221318554This and a sex scene. Also this so much like with Cole >>221318616Such an erotically fine woman
>>221317922that's just the way women for Trump are>Sapochnik recalls. “‘If you really focused in on the patriarchy’s perception of women, and the fact that they’d rather destroy themselves than see a woman on the throne.’ That wasn’t a perspective I have ever told before. I think it made this show feel more contemporary too.”>“We said, ‘What if Alicent is like “Women for Trump,” and Rhaenyra’s like punk rock?’” Anarchy in Westeros? Count us in.https://www.empireonline.com/tv/news/house-of-the-dragon-is-about-the-patriarchys-perception-of-women-exclusive-image/>The “House of the Dragon” actress, who took over the role of Alicent Hightower from Emily Carey due to a series time jump, revealed that co-showrunners Miguel Sapochnik and Ryan Condal advised her to find inspiration from the disgraced former president. The series creators told Cooke to view the character Queen Alicent like a “woman for Trump.”https://www.indiewire.com/features/general/house-of-the-dragon-olivia-cooke-trump-1234766026/
>>221318495aegon and larys
>>221318441>>221318554Who do you guys think Aemonds favorite mommy would have been?
>interrupts your picnic
>>221318557>*kills an innocent faithful servant in the process*
>>221317987He didn’t even fuck Baela, atp we’ll never get to see those big black beauties
He is LITERALLY me
>wHaT iF rHaEnYs CaMe ThRoUgH tHe FlOoR oN a DrAgOn?!>wHaT iF rHaEnYrA aNd MySaRiA kIsSeD oUt Of NoWhErE?!>wHaT iF rHaEnYrA aNd AlLiCeNt MaDe Up AnD rAn OfF tO eSsOs?!>wHaT iF aEmOnD aNd aLiCeNt kIsSeD oUt Of NoWhErE?!
>>221318894>wHaT iF rHaEnYrA aNd AlLiCeNt MaDe Up AnD rAn OfF tO eSsOs?!Wait what
>>221318890>that jawWait a second...
>>221318783>No MamaFionaEnd this mummer's farce.
>>221318904A prediction I still fully expect to happen based on the absolutely retarded decisions they’ve made
>>221317731The way those bolts silently slid inside him with high accuracy reminded me of the call of duty hit sound
>>221318914He is overmewing, leave him alone.
>>221318894>wHaT iF rHaEnYrA aNd MySaRiA kIsSeD oUt Of NoWhErE?!UHM AKSHUALLY that was the nonbinary trannys spur of the moment decision, not Sara Hess'... it's not like they could have done the scene over without it or anything, you know, in the episode she wrote or whatever but this one point was not the fault of Sara Hess so your entire argument that she is a retarded dyke that shouldn't write is WRONG, chud.
>>221318783This list feels incomplete
>>221318987Damn, you got me there. I must now renounce chuddery and praise this brave show and it’s creators.
>>221318783zoomer list
>>221318987wow you are telling me this crazy enbie tranny is a dyke? i swear this general was telling me how she is a straight and pure trad waifu just a few days ago
>>221318894>>wHaT iF rHaEnYs CaMe ThRoUgH tHe FlOoR oN a DrAgOn?!That one worked though. This is how the ruling class thinks about things, they have to make these kind of grand gestures that make them look unhinged to keep the shit munchers in line. .
>>221319196>That one worked though.It didn't.
>>221319196>That one worked though.She suffered absolutely 0 political consequences for it, neither did Rhaenyra. The smallfolk should have absolutely hated them for it and the greens should have milked that cow until it was all dry. 0 iq engagement, go back.
>>221319196It didn’t work because the audience was still meant to like the old hag girlboss even though killing hundreds of innocents is some shit joffrey or s8 daenarys would do
>>221317731egg is icsh
>>221319212Why not? I'm sure they didn't put too much thought into it besides 'cool CGI slop' but it also happened to be what a Targ would do for shits and giggles.
>>221318894>wHaT iF rHaEnYrA aNd MySaRiA kIsSeD oUt Of NoWhErE?!It's worse than that: Mysaria was talking about how her father raped her before Rhaenyra kissed her (they are not even making progressive shit at the cost of the writing: even reddit hates this shit, it's just a complete disaster).
>>221319277The smallfolk thought dragons was gods, and that Targ's have some kind of divine right to rule. Attacking another Targ for using a dragon as a dragon is intended to be used would not have been on the cards at that time. >>221319280That part, sure. The writers wanted to show things like that and still pretend that Targ's have some kind of modern, progressive morality (ie, they're better than the average noble of Westeros). They wuss out constantly on showing what a Targ would actually be like. K9K portrayed the Targ mindset a lot better.
>>221318557>>221318843>*Conveniently dies off-screen so his dragon becomes available* They couldn't even deal with the consequences of their decision, they just wanted to launder away Rhaenyras responsibility in an act that might turn an audience against her
Am I supposed to believe that Vermax got hit 2 times with a harpoon but not the strong independent woman dragons? especially sheepstealer who was actively wilding out and flying low?
>>221319683Jobber riding his jobber dragon.
We MUST post
>>221319735yeah jayce is trash
Why did the foot fetish guy give up the king so easily? What’s his strategy there?
Let's hammer it down even more that Aemond is evil by kissing his own mother, that means it's justified that his mother has set him up to die.
/dunk/ had ciderposting.What does /hotd/ 3.0 have, pray tell?
>>221319786they were gonna execute the two of them because aegon's a dumbass.
>>221319795Nothing. We are but a husk of our former selves.
if only rhaenyra was a man they would've opened that door and let her fight.
>>221319795aemond and alicent kissing
>>221319823A show about Jaehaerys made by Mel Gibson would have been better than this trash.
THE RATCATCHERS
>>221319683Sheepstealer got hit, but the bolts just bounced off him. An adult dragon's scales are MUCH tougher.
>>221319852damn that's crazy
>>221319874>Why did something not happen>It actually happened>Damn that's crazyAmazing rebuttal from Spee D. Watcher
>>221319196It absolutely did not work. She was clearly framed as the hero while doing it, and we were only suppposed to think of Aegon as the villain and the smallfolk as collateral (if that). However she does nothing to Aegon and only harms the smallfolk. A few episodes later at the beginning of the next season we are asked to care about the smallfolk and introduced to multiple smallfolk characters with no concept of dragonseeds even being foreshadowed. The whole thing is a self-defeating mess.
>>221317731I expected they would get rid of the sea snake too so they can make screentime for the new dragon riders
>>221319758And what has ser criston cole posted?
>>221319758:(
>>2213198510 mention of them so far this season. what the fuck happened
>>221319795strong powerfull trump mommies
Anyone else legitimately sad about the current state of this franchise?
>>221319683As anon said, Sheepstealer got hit but older dragons are tough enough to shrug that off. Moondancer is smaller than Vermax but was too small to fight at all in the book so Baela wasn't there (Sheepstealer was also firmly on Jace's side and not an issue there), if Moondancer did get hit Baela would be dead and she can't die here so it just doesn't happen.
>>221319901this is fake and dishonest, you know it.
>>221319936
>somehow lord beesbury returned
>>221319901based argument winner
This show unironically made me hate queers
I thought this would be a mid season shock death, zero build up to his character and the retarded sea battle made this underwhelming
>>221319936>Look in the horizon. We are nothing but dust, there is no hope, no escape. We march towards the realm of the dead with heavy hearts and hands full of blood and sin>*whips out graph*>So there is this thing called hypergamy, Gwayne....
>>221320033Double dubs of trvth. I think Sara Hess is a bad writer because she's an Asian-diaspora woman, not because she's a lesbian.
Why did they replace Nettles with retard nig?
>>221320044They changed everything from the book where Jace was leading Rhaenyra's faction and was extremely important. The whole Corlys Lokhar battle was very stupid too, what was even the point other than wasting time.
>>221319985I’ve been watching a corpse decompose for over a decade same for this website
It's actually pretty fucking insane how useless Rhaenyra has been for two full seasons and I'm counting s3 in those two because she will do fuck all, at the very least Alicent is proactive in her fuckups.. but Rhaenyra has done nothing but be a whiny cunt and see where the current takes her.
this sucks, more dunk and egg when?
>>221320063the audience is people like >>221318512 so they didn't want to add more characters
>>221320063Hacky writers.
>>221319985I generally liked how the show ended, warts and all, and the last two books sucked so bad I have no interest in even reading winds. House of the Dragon blows because the ideological convictions of the writers keep getting in the way but I get the occasional cool dragon battle and that's good enough for me
>>221320072who will take his place?
>>221320079It's a mix of "in the book she wasn't doing anything either" and "in the book she did a thing that looked bad and we can't have that".
>>221320079rherhe does nothing, alicent is actively working against her own side
>>221320119As far as I know, she was the one who wanted the Aegon's son killed. Is that did or did she do something worse?>>221320120Someone has to do the heavy lifting.
>>221320114Well they've already handed his achievements to Rhaenyra and others so it will likely be more Rhaenyra focused than usual. They also seem to want to shove Alicent in there instead of having her be a prisoner later.
>>221320119Why don't they just bite the bullet and make her evil? People didn't suddenly become mysogynistic because Cersei is a cunt
>>221320005Syrax would've survived a harpoon senpai.
>>221320119Game of thrones would have Tyrion, Jon or Dany sit out an episode or two if they weren't up to anything exciting that week. HotD has decided that Rhaenyra, Daemon, and Alicent need to be in EVERY episode because they are the main characters even though they often don't have compelling material for them, to the detriment of the supporting cast
i only watch this garbage show for the dragon action scenesbut even then the dragon action scenes pale in comparison to dany wrecking shit in seasons 7 & 8
>>221320165There are like 10x as many women involved in production today as there were when the original GOT series was being made. You would get henpecked all the way from the writers room to the set. It really is that simple.
>>221320110I want tits, and I haven't been getting my tits.
>>221317731In the books he dies trying to protect his kin. There are more dragons there and his gets downed by more of a lucky shot than the noscope haxx they had in the show.Also, there was no retarded "lock me mum in the castle please" scene before that.
>>221320179I mean, we did need Rahenyra and Alicent, the issue is what is being done with themObviously we need to see the battle pov from the black side, how Jace ended up going etc, and we need to see what the fuck Alicent is going to do to get her son killed, the issue is that the first was badly handled, and the second should never even have become a plotline to begin with because what the actual fuck
>>221320194Counter-offer: more men's bare asses and full frontal views of their cocks and balls.
Anyone else think the armors are too big and stocky?
>>221320154That was actually mostly Daemon. It's just they're removing all the parts where Rhaenyra genuinely wanted power and revenge and replacing them with muh peace and muh prophecy and muh Alicent. Or they have her want to fight and people stop her when in the book she couldn't or wouldn't fight, for example people expected her to go fight along with Rhaenys or at least let Jace go (Jace really wanted to and Rhaenyra stopped him) and so Corlys blamed Rhaenys' death on her and Jace was the one who made him Hand and convinced him to stay with them.
>>221319786he was saving Aegon from his basedness
>>221320219Only if they use sbsurdly large fake cock and balls.
>>221320165They're obsessed with wanting her to look peaceful and justified and this silly idea of women are peaceful men are warlike which is not how the book went.
>>221320194>>221320219What's the deal with this? I'm not even against showing man ass or even cock n balls, but they then censor all the titties, because it's demeaning to the actresses or some bullshit like that. Is it so fucking hard to have a consistent line of reasoning?
>>221319985You are just these asshole people who if their franchise isn't 10/10 bangers all the time then "its been ruined, childhood ruined, surely we can kill writers they are millennials right maybe I should die I am millennial"We don't need your kind here.For the record show is 10/10 until final season, maybe 8/10 penultimate and HoTD is pretty rad season 1, 3 started well and 2 was a sad mistake from the special effects team not being able to render the S2 finale which was this episode in time. Besides the pooping scene Knight of the Three Kingdoms is 10/10.So if you cannot agree with this we should force you to the reeducation camps.>>221320079She is being written as a Elizabeth from UK history allegory. The ship combat is reminiscent of the Spain vs English naval battle. Liz was famously angry she couldn't fight but rebooted herself as a significant political and symbolic role. She inspired her troops to win and gained The Favor of God. Rhaenyra will probably try to work that angle at least just trying to be a mascot that helps people deal with the traumatic combat while Allicent gets sent over the edge losing Jace.
>>221320219And female ass... I suppose that's off the table as well?
>>221319786he switched from strategy 1 to strategy 2 after aegon had his "heroic" defiant moment. poor guy is basically a retard wrangler
Worst acting I've ever seen on HBO, How did this person ever get this role?
>>221319786>we can escape if aegon just plays along >welp there goes aegon fucking it up now we both die if i do nothing>plan b: spill the beans so they keep us alive as hostages, i'll try to think of something else laterbasically it was the only way they didn't both die on the spot, thanks aegon
>>221319786Why the fuck would they not kill Larys? What's it to them?
>>221320072yea so Corlys is dead now? He was like the mvp endgame, his son is going to replace him now?
>>221317731
>>221320308He's making it look like he's important and so he's worth more as a hostage, honestly it's pretty reasonable, he could have useful info and if not he can be killed later.
>>221320294Tranny youtuber in some shitty OC, not in the book
>>221320308Because then Harrenhal would be off the table
>>221320317No he'll survive this it's in the preview.
>>221320261Based and correct.
>>221320294by being a lefty e-celebby being a trannyHBO executives are so tone deaf they think this will appeal to the younger demographic and increase the popularity of the show
>>221320345
i think shes going to ride dreamfyre in the next episode>b-but that wasnt in the boook!!the writers dont give a fuck about that, its over blackcels!
>>221320377and fly where
>>221317731If anyone wants a amazing movie that is based on this story its very underrated, check out Elizabeth: The Golden Agehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyXEHCfA6qw
>>221320308The Lord of Harrenhal and a member of the small council would absolutely be a worthy hostage worth a ransom.
>>221320361fucking how? He was in full armor and fell into the ocean. They made a point with the tranny throwing the other armored guy overboard too.
>>221320294What the fuck was the point of having them give chase to Corlys and throw off the lannisters from their boat? They could have kept the battle simple by just having them engage Corlys during the battle. A ton of time was wasted with this tranny chasing Corlys
>>221320294>Cast a man pretending to be a woman as a woman pretending to be a man What did HBO mean by this?
HAHAHAHAHA, the domesticated dragons are SOFT
>>221320397Pretty sure the other guy survives too. (lol)
Even Mushroom couldn't make up such a retarded story about her stabbing the dress
>>221320228Yeah, she barely has any agency over the things that have happened so far.
>>221320364it probably appeals to white women and minorities
>>221320405It showcases both Corlys and the tranny's skill at maritime warfare, as both make it past the strait but the other 2 ships sinkIt was neat, the problem was the actor
>>221318783>would never do incest or fuck my mom>these incest roleplay videos get me off like crazyBros? What does it mean?
>eats sheep>enters random battles>kills men on both sides>attacks bitch ass non-wild dragons>ignores the chimping of niggers>refuses to elaborate
>>221320408While that's also a thing Sheepstealer is also older than Vermax. Vermax is small because it's literally Jace's age, dragons take way more time to get the really tough hides and scales. In the book there was an even smaller dragon that got killed by crossbows.
>>221320456truly an egalitarian
>>221320444>It showcases both Corlys and the tranny's skill at maritime warfare,You could have shown that DURING the battle with them mogging enemy ships left and right. The whole chase was unnecessary Nice trips btw
>>221320456ugly ass nigga
>>221320456meanwhile book Sheepstealer got tamed by an actual black girl, fought this battle and was 100% a useful asset and didn't chimp out at all
>>221320408I was gonna say it's a matter of age and size but then I remember they cucked the grown ones in GOT too.
>>221320405the entire battle makes zero sense. They had enough time to send ravens, tranny had time to go on a detour and burn his castle then run back. Also the Starks walked all the way down south already when in the book they arrived much later
>>221320489Those dragons are literally like 2 years old
>>221320456why did she assume sheapstealer understands high valyrian? its some hobo dragon from the wilderness
>>221320417It's stupid because in the book it was assumed that female dragonriders would fight if they were physically able to at all. And people obeyed her commands even when they were very stupid.
Are ritual posters the saddest and most pathetic anons on all of 4chan? Think about it. They post the same thing every single general and never get any (You)'s. They do it for years at a time. Seriously, is there ANYTHING sadder than these freaks?
>>221320489They grew bigger than they would have if confined but they were very young, Drogon was the only one that got big enough to be a real threat. I think it's pretty believable actually.
>>221318441>Will there be anymore mom son incest this season?I hope so
>>221320389They don't know who he is
>>221318090Woman moment. She did some really fucking dumb ass bullshit as a result of an emotional kneejerk reaction, refused to take any blame or accountability, realized she fucked everything up for everyone, and forced other people to deal with the consequences.MSC
>>221320444This is too much for them to understand
>>221320540He tells them he's Aegon's closest confidante and just the fact that he's there with him and knows who he is is proof.
>>221320408malformed face and skin but a powerful muscular body
>>221320502Wasn't Drogon gigantic? I dunno man what is the growing age of dragons then?
So after killing off both kids they're now going to magically introduce a third we're going to pretend was there all along?
>>221320558Why did this need AI
>>221319985I watched all of Walking Dead and the sequel shows, including side content. I'm still watching them... nothing that happens in HOTD can phase me.
>>221317928he is the best, and oto, they carry
>>221320582Compared to what? He's the biggest and everyone compares him to Balerion the largest black dragon that Aegon I rode but almost no one would actually know how big that was.
>>221320586>forgetting Joffrey>forgetting little Aegon and Viserysto be fair the show seems to have toothe greens have another kid too btw
>>221318090its a case of the writers not being able to write a woman being wrong or bad in any way.Notice how neither alicent nor rhaenyra are ever shown making a bad decisions or causing bad things to happen without either>it was a man who forced her into it>it was a man who did it on her behalf>it was an accidentThey're on the mental level of children who cant for a second entertain the notion of their SUPER INVINCIBLE GOD OC character even getting hit or hurt. They're a product of the 2010s snowflake culture and I'm willing to bet their entire ''education'' never allowed them to face criticismThese writers shouldnt write a script in their life but are allowed to write an actual show with a big fanbase
>>221320582He's probably like Seasmoke sized. But he will be as big as Balerion when he's grown at this rate
why does dragonfire in this show feel so weak?in GOT it felt like bombs were going off everytime drogon blasted something with fire, shit was so cash
>>221320599I'm boredyou can give me ideas to make something elseI had fun making Monster can edits when Dunk was airing
>>221320456too based for this show
>>221320631Well they made Rhaena get all the stupid instead. They should have followed the fucking book instead, people actually liked Rhaenyra being powerhungry and Alicent being an evil stepmom and them actually hating and fighting each other.
>>221320644something something water and waterproof boatsalso drogon was probably bigger
>>221320663Daenerys turning evil was one of the largest collective cultural meltdowns in the history of visual media, you will NEVER see a complicated female antihero on tv ever again
>>221320518Probably the anons that post the same two dozen threads daily, non-stop, laughing to themselves at how hilarious they are posting the same image the 10,921st time
>>221320466>>221320489by the age logic, syrax would've survived a bolt.
>>221320489that shit never make sense and never willalso, euron had basically recoilless railgun that make even less sensethe entire moment was super stupid
>>221320601*kneels*
>>221320696Yes. Jace not letting Rhaenyra fight is pure show invention to explain why she wasn't there, in the book she was still weak from the miscarriage and broken with grief from Luke's death so she couldn't fight.
>>221320711Kek. It's probably some form of penance I haven't figured out yet.
>>221320683>dragon>named drogonwho writes this shit
>>221320698the timing was dumb but they are still very young dragons so it's not out of the question at all
>>221320698I think at some point season 8 whiners just need to admit they are deliberately refusing what happened in the show out of hand and then grasping at straws to justify their kneejerk responses
>>221318085ajjajajajaja
I pray everyone responsible for this show gets BLACKED and blackballed from the industry and goes bankrupt and never works again.
>>221320745Next one will be named Eragon
>>221320531>that picfvvvvck
Is she gonna get naked this season or nah
>>221320683nah, even vhagar's fire feels weakerin GOT, it felt like drogon's fire had actual weight behind it and completely destroyed everything it touched, rather than just burning stuff
>>221320838yeah this is bullshitit's just a fire. why would fire shred stone wall like this? hotd dragon fire is more realistic
>>221320219floppy wieners
>>221320838Yeah there's a kinetic aspect to Drogon's fire
>>221320879>why would this magic creature that uses anti-gravity to stay afloat has fire breath that has a kinetic aspect
>>221320879because it looks badass you faggot, fuck your realism and fuck you
>>221320879I don't care about realism, I care about what looks good on screen and creates a reaction in an audience
>>221317904you are trying to tell me that a crossbow bolt of that size, shot at that speed was somehow completely stopped by just is neck??more maester lies fucking obvious
>>221318085Absolute gem.
>>221320879You uh... didn't pay attention to what happened to Harrenhall at all huh? Embarrassing...
>>221320936Was a very strong neck
>>221320906>>221320913>>221320917screw you guys, are you Indians you only care about fiery spectacle and not consistency and lore? If dragon fire is this powerful why isn't Harrenhall a literal ruin? Like not a stone left standing ruin? I mean bruh, this fire could easily eat through Casterly Rock
Explosive fire was always stupid. HotD is a marked improvement in the dragon department you can't deny this
>>221321012>why isn't Harrenhall a literal ruin? It is>Like not a stone left standing ruin?You don't need to do that to win a fight or make a point.
>>221321022I deny this.
>>221321012Harrenhal is a big strong castle, that's why it's a ruin instead of rubble.
>>221321012>are you Indiansno>you only care about fiery spectacle and not consistency and lore? yesimagine caring about anything else from this trash show
>>221321012Hey so art isn't about autistic adherence to fake fictional facts, television is a visual medium meant to convey emotions and ideas to an audience. I don't give a shit about muh lore muh fake facts You're like altshiftx loving Daemon farting around Harrenhal because it validated his wiki surfing even though it was fucking BORING
>>221321025look at that gif again. the wall instantly vaporizes at contact with fire. What we know of Harrenhall's destruction wasn't that it blew up but that it turned into a furnace. Aegon was flying around spitting fire at it for gods know how long, heating the walls until everyone inside got roasted alive. That's clearly not what is happening in the gif.
>>221320834lesbian sex scene soon. trust the plan
>>221320294I thought they did OK.If you didnt tell me it was a tranny i wouldnt have known. I woulkdnt have known if it was a man or a woman, but there you go. I care much less about a tranny than i do the lead writers wife self inserting as Rhaenyra and whitewashing her.
>>221319286luke is icsh
>>221320834the last time woman got naked on this show was in S01E01don't hold your breath that condom and hess will make their girlboss face of the show go through this humiliation ritual (that's how modern Hollywood views female nudity)
>>221317731house of the dragon is so bad that i find myself fast forwarding through half of the episode. this is one of the only shows i've done this and felt like i missed nothing
>>221321022did they add colored flames to the dragons? all the dragons have unique flame colors that matches their skin kola
is /dunk/ worth watching or is it just peasants pissing and shitting and no cool shit
>>221321158if you liked the earlier seasons of game of thrones, you should watch it. if you liked the later seasons, then no.
>>221318085splendid post
>>221321158its the closest you'll get to prime GoT
She is five times the woman and ten times the man Rhaenyra will ever be.
>>221321158its a good show with 1 or two scenes in an episode where they put in random crass thing to own the prudes or the chuds. Im honeslty a little surprised they didnt just refrain from those things and keep it a pg13 rating show for season 1
>>221321174>if you liked the later seasons, then no.who?
>>221321145Ah, so you're the one constantly asking who was that person, where are they know and whining that you don't understand what is happening or why
I hope they never touch Robert's Rebellion, The First Blackfyre Rebellion, or Aegon's Conquest. Because after seeing how they've completely and utterly butchered The Dance of Dragons, I don't trust them to adapt those stories in a faithful and entertaining manner.
>>221321204This is how Rhaenyra should have been dressed when she sneaked in to talk with Alicent
>>221321142I remember Mysaria ass at some point after ep 1.
>>221321204Well, Rhaenyra at least married and had children, so she's more of a woman than Liz but I agree with the man part.
I honestly dont think this show is THAT badsure they completely shit over the source materialsure they do all this questionable woke shitbut its nowhere near as bad as late GOT was and the dragons are cool
>>221321253>Robert's Rebellion>Robert is extremely evil>Ned spends most of the war actually fighting against Robert>Rhaegar is a 100% pure, good guy, but also Lyanna went to him of her own initiative, and this is presented as good>Aerys is presented as misunderstood
>>221321253robert's rebellion, but the central theme is bobby b and ned having a repressed gay bff relationship . imagine the kino
>>221321250>where are they knowesl detected
>>221318783Sloansmoans has gotten really ugly over the years. The tattoos she's added to her body BOGGED her. And her face looks really old now.
>>221321282>Arthur dayne was secretly gay
>>221321282Most of that was actually in Game of Thrones though. Lyanna did run off with Rhaegar on her own. And Aerys burned everyone because of Bran's meddling. Plus the shit that Ned did that was always presented as honorable was actually backstabbing and such
How will Sunfyre manage to kill Moondancer?
>>221320838>completely destroyed everything it touchedlmao. Now that I actually lo0ok closely at this, this is some cheap ass pajeet slop CGI. Watch he crossbows. The fire doesnt even fucking touch them. They just splinter into a bajillion pieces and start flying away for no real reason. there's actually no weight or force to anything. it just looks like some some 1st year art student blender particle effect
>>221321476he will say the N word
>>221318783From left to right:Column 1: FionaDagger, ???, Sloansmoan, Kelly Payne, Sydney Harwin, ???, Phatasseddanger69, Delilah CassColumn 2: Sashacurves, Ellie Skyes, ???, Ashley Alban, ???, Jaybbgirl, Pinkdrip, Kaedia LangColumn 3: ???, Miss Malorie Switch, Veggiebabyy, RheaSweet, ???, Dina Sky, Cory Chase, ???Column 4: ???, ???, ???Suprisingly, this list is missing a lot of classic actresses. A mommy list without Xev Bellringer, Meana Wolf, Tara Tainton, and Mamafiona is crazy.
>>221321510nuncle
>>221321530MODS!
>>221320834you can see her supple tits and nipples during that miscarriage scene in season 1.
Are lannisters effectively out of the picture after this episode?Isn't a head of a great house dying in battle kind of a big deal in this setting?
>>221321646only if he doesnt have a sonthe nobles are expected to die like this
>>221321335> Ned did that was always presented as honorable was actually backstabbing and suchWhat did Ned do that was dishonorable? I can't think of anything he did that would qualify as backstabbing people. The only shady thing he did in his entire life was take on Jon as his bastard instead of as his nephew to save the boy from Robert's wrath.
>>221321646I wonder if they will make his wife support RhaenyraIn the book she was pretty based
>>221321526
>>221321646All cis white men must be killed, chud
I was wondering why the lannister dude died twice just to realise it's his twin, so both are dead
>>221321646>A lion's claws are shar-ACK!
why did they make absentfatherman black
>>221321769>both are deadSo show me his body
>>221321694Supporting Rhaenyra is not based at all.
He comes....
>>221321158It’s mostly good
>>221319985reminder that the actual plot of the books hasn't moved forward in close to 25 years, Feast and Dance were supposed to be time skipped overGRRM hasn't made any real progress since a year before fucking 9/11. Winds never ever
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>>221321158its the best ASOIAF content since S1-3 of GOT
>>221321853>2014Gods I was strong then...
>>221320647Some kind of /druk/ edit would be fun.
>>221321853>not done anywhere near as much rewriting on WindsSpoke too soon
The fundamental question is, will I be effective as a king like my father was? And I will be, even more so, but until I am, it's going to be hard to verify that I think I can be more effective.
>>221321853put yourself in his shoes>be a nobody nerd for most of your life>hit it big with one of your books when you're already an old fuck>millions pouring in>MILLIONS KEEP POURING IN>you have the choice to use up your last 10 years maybe of life having fun, making up for the nerd virging life by buying cool shit, fucking hot whores etc.or>stay inside, work your ass off to write yourself out of all the plotlines that took decades to come up with and no matter what you write, some fucking fat nerd who will read it will shit on you because the expectations are so high that you cant live up to themI dont know about you, but im picking the whores
>>221320265>I shuboooosewhat was GRRM's intention with Little finger? In any other story he'd be an underdog who exploited a corrupt system, but we are supposed to hate him in favor of families riding on thousands of years of inherited power instead. The series really exposes a lot of GRRM's psychological issues as a shitlib
>>221320647GETTUP SIR DUNK... AND TASTE THE FLAVOR
>>221321926I would give her 15 sons and 10 daughters
>tfw they kill your wife's other son too
>>221321526 Are you fucking blind? Tara Tainton and Xev are in the 2nd row
>>221321892what do you have in mind>>221321956I made so many monster can edits during DUNK, chatcbt is still putting them in images I didnt even request any cans
>>221321927He could have lived up to them easily though. It was GRRM's own fault for digressing into more locations and even more characters and plots rather than starting to resolve them when the story should be winding down. It's why D&D started killing off so many people because they're just taking up space and going nowhere. And GRRM of all people should know: whores and food are temporary pleasures while a Legacy is eternal. Tolkien is remembered fondly all these years later and will forever be so. GRRM will be mocked and ridiculed forever more as a mummer's farce of a writer.
>>221320456>>221320408sheepstealer and every other Targ dragon KNEELS to Cannibal>nobody knows his origins, smallfolk claim he was there before the Targs. Would make him the oldest dragon ever recorded>eats targ dragons for decades and they don't have the balls to try and kill him>refuses a rider>none of the dragonsneeds even attempt to claim him, even after Vermithor burns a dozen of them>refuses to follow conventions that every other dragon follows>refuses to elaborate>leaves
>>221322014Where is he hiding out?
>>221321993Thank you for your service
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>>221321927he could have stuck to his rough outline, which he had a decade before GOT even aired. And after that he could have swallowed his pride and hired a ghostwriter to do most of the boring shit to get the books outhe'll go down as a fat hack with no legacy, hell even the books are getting picked apart as time goes on with people pointing out how historically inaccurate they are while he LARPed about realism compared to Tolkien
>>221322014Targs should have BTFO his ass 3 v 1
>>221322104He'll go down with his belly full and balls empty
>>221322134Transitory meaningless pleasures that blow away as farts in wind
>>221322033Skagos in the Norf>translates to "stone" in Old Tongue>prophecy of waking dragons from stone>island has obsidian, which means volcanos as well just like Dragonstone>Davos in his POV says he doesn't want to be around if/when the dragons wake from stone>he's headed straight to Skagos>only dragon to die of "old age" was Balerion, but GRRM added a bunch of factors around his death to suggest it wasn't natural and opens the possibility that they can't die of old ageCHADibal is going to awaken from hibernation and mog Westeros yet again
>>221322160well he isnt religious or anything like that, I dont think he cares about that stuff
>>221322104>historically inaccurate>....in a fantasy novelbro check yourself
what the fuck is that his real dick
>>221322202>>221322202
>>221322181if that's true all the hype about Kelly C's dragons vs. the Nightking zombies is nonsense since the Cannibal is still alive and can one shot the fuckers
>>221322188He seethes endlessly about Tolkien's legacy as best fantasy writer. He knows he will have a horrendous legacy as a complete hack of a writer that started out great then bombed amazingly hard
>>221322107targshits trembled in fear of him, he was eating their dragon eggs and young hatchlings by the dozen and they still didn't fuck with him even when they had Vhagar and Balerion>>221322134>0 childrenkek
>>221322248Cannibal was doing shit when Balerion was still there? Wow
>>221321927imagine how big he would’ve been if he released those books during s1-s3 I’m talking shakespeare level status of cultural impact squandered on ebony whores
>>221321993>what do you have in mindMaybe too hard, but a glass of whiskey in Maekar's hand in picrel.
>>221317731is it the same as the book?it annoys me that in "reality" dragons could burn the entire fleet of ships and the battle would over within 2 minutes and reddit fags like say "HURRR THAT WOULD MEAN NO SHOW" well they should write it better. there was absolutely no reason why 2 dragons couldnt have ended the entire battle and won before sheepfucker appeared
I thought she was going to try make a rope out the window with cloth when she started stabbing the dress, what was that all about? Was that seriously a "ME HAVE MANS HEART STUPID GIRLY DRESS" moment? Lmao
ngl the tranny actually did a decent job in this episode, was that how it ended in the book because that was a weak ass moment.
>>221321836No, no, no!
