Computer...
>>221343893Computer, run simulation of 50 foot tall Emma Watson in lingerie with full bladder. Disengage safety protocols
>holodeck, insert me as Arthur in the King Arthur animated Disney movie when he turns into a squirrel except I stay a squirrel and we live and raise a squirrel family again>then afterwards do a version where she turns into a human back with me
>Computer, give me a mommy gf>Engage maximum safety protocols
Computer, generate funny cats dancing like humans, over
Computer, am I real? Are you?
>>221343893>run a simulation of OP where he isn't a homosexual... interesting. Impossible, you say?
>>221343893computer, run the most energy-demanding simulation. Do it in secret. Never Stop until the ship dies in the middle of nowhere. Yes, it would make me very happy.
>>221343893computer, say the n-word or the borg assimilate all quadrants
>>221344051post em if you got em>>>/wsg/6182885
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>>221343893>computer, I want to live inside you forever.
>>221343893Computer, turn me into a sexy young women in her prime and force me to give blowjobs to 100 guys in a row (no homo)
>>221344440did they ever use this location in that show? It would be pretty funny if they did.
>computer, create twenty Borg drones. Replicate a mobile emitter of the same specifications as the one the starship Voyager found for its EMH program for each drone. Disengage safety protocols and open holodeck doors. Begin program
Computer, load program Dr. Crusher stuck in Jefferies tube
>Computer, generate a cylindrical object with the exact malleability and density of human flesh, 5 inches in length and approximately 4.5 inches in circumference.>Generate an empty mini M&M's tube circa 2023 and add a mixture of microwaved mashed bananas and butter into the tube.>Place the cylinder in the tube. Simulate the heat transfer from the mixture to the cylinder.>Generate various implements and tools that may be utilised in an endeavour to retrieve the cylinder from the tube with minimal damage to the cylinder.>Disengage safety protocols.
>>221344440>>221344445I am sorry Dave, my programming forces me to report your insane request to High Command. Consider yourself relieved of duty and report to the infirmary immediately for treatment
>>221345054reddit
>>221345073Congratulations retard, you know the origin. You want a gold star you faggot?
>>221343893>Computer, run program Barclay-137, “The Bitch at Farpoint Kennel”, with Counselor Diana Troi as The Bitch.>Please specify number of dogs at the kennel.>Oh, I have plenty of time at the moment, so 10. Include a pit bull.
