Toxic Waste Editionprevious: >>221351761
>>221371727The remake largely sucked, someone needs to make a proper modern melt film
>>221371752I'm surprised nobody tried their hand at a Stuff remake yet
>>221371770they're doing it on tik tok
>>221371752Also the Street Trash remake sucked, people should watch Fried Barry instead
>>221371865I saw that awful ST remake and it stopped me from watching Barry. Your post last thread got me to dl it.
>>221371920Yeah and he had a decent budget too.
Good morning /hor/! Threadly reminder that I am owed reparations for A Streetcar Named Desire and I would like them in the form of Longlegs-esque and The-Empty-Man-esque (my two favorite kinos) kinos that align with/inform my Catholic, Christian, conservative, crypto-fascist worldview.I would also like to take this opportunity to remind you guys that horror only really works when it has a Catholic, Christian, conservative, crypto-fascist moral at its core. The entire genre of post-apocalyptic zombie thrillers, for example, ask the question of what happens when law, order, structures and institutions come down. They are inherently anti-revolutionary. A Quiet Place can be read as a critique of political correctness and one of the first victims gets cancelled by one of the monsters from space for praying out loud.Furthermore, as Jay Dyer points out in his Esoteric Hollywood, paraphrasing: the elites have the same sexual morals as the poor underclass. So, really, it has been my middle-class-to-upper-middle-class, Catholic/remnants-of-order-found-in-Protestantism social class that has restrained the baser instincts of man and kept this civilization running for a thousand+ years. You can all thank the Church and my social class for the fact that we all didn’t grow up in shanty towns with mud roads, running around with 20 other bastardos named Jayden, Hayden, Brayden, Grayden, Mayden, Rayden, and Layden.I’d also like the following actors/actresses to be turned into A-listers:>Jack Kesy>Ignacyo Matynia>Ryan Hurst>Caleb Landry Jones (I like this guy’s face)>Kristen Bell>Felicity Jones>Maika MonroeFinally, I’d like my guy, Zak Olkewicz, to get some good writing jobs.
New Street Trash was funny and charming, I liked it.The puppet was a mistake though
saving this one for the 4th of July
>>221372343It's amazing no one has killed you yet.
>>221372343I like horror movies with big boobs.
>>221372577Being a dad to a daughter must really suck
>>221373374You just gotta claim them as your territory early.
>>221371789
SHARE YOUR HORROR BLU-RAY WISHLIST!(AMERICAN SLASHERS)> Silent Night, Bloody Night (1972)Gothic proto-slasher.- https://www.hysteria-lives.co.uk/hysterialives/Hysteria/silent_night_bloody_night.html- http://1000misspenthours.com/reviews/reviewsn-z/silentnightbloodynight.htm(FOREIGN SLASHERS)Austrian> Dead in 3 Days (2006)https://www.hysteria-lives.co.uk/hysterialives/Hysteria/dead_in_3_days.htm> Dead in 3 Days 2 (2008)Finnish> Tuomion Saari / The Island of Doom (2023)https://www.hysteria-lives.co.uk/hysterialives/Hysteria/island_of_doom.htmGerman> School's Out (1999)https://www.hysteria-lives.co.uk/hysterialives/Hysteria/schools_out.htm> School's Out 2 (2001)https://www.hysteria-lives.co.uk/hysterialives/Hysteria/schools_out_2.htmHongKong> Devil Returns (1982)https://www.hysteria-lives.co.uk/hysterialives/Hysteria/devil_returns.htmItalian> Camping del Terrore / Body Count (1986)https://www.hysteria-lives.co.uk/hysterialives/Hysteria/body_count.htmlMexican> La Muerte Del Chacal / The Death of the Jackal (1983)https://a-slash-above.com/2015/11/07/la-muerte-del-chacal-review-1983/South Korean> Bloody Beach (2000)https://www.hysteria-lives.co.uk/hysterialives/Hysteria/bloodybeach.htm> The Record (2000)> 4 Days (2008)Only ever released on DVD in Japan - https://www.hysteria-lives.co.uk/hysterialives/Hysteria/4days.htmSwedish> Feed (2022)https://www.hysteria-lives.co.uk/hysterialives/Hysteria/feed.htmTaiwanese> Killing 7 (2013)https://www.hysteria-lives.co.uk/hysterialives/Hysteria/killing_7.htm
>>221374256>Finnish> Tuomion Saari / The Island of Doom (2023)Heh heh, your entire post got filtered for me because I filter the word "SAAR"
saw brin her back yesterday. thought it was mid
>>221374256>>221374355(OTHER HORROR)> Barracuda (1978)> Claws / Devil Bear (1977)> Count Dracula (1977 BBC)Louis Jourdan (Octopussy) as Drac.> Dragon Blue (1996)Mystical Japanese Gillman & zombie movie.> Frankenstein (1984)With Carrie Fisher - http://1000misspenthours.com/reviews/reviewse-g/frankenstein1984.htm> Garuda (2004)> Half Human (1955)Ishirō Honda directed Yeti movie, original cut has never been released by Toho do to offensive Burakumin presentation in the film. Just slap a god damn trigger warning before the film & bloody release it. I wanna see how it compares to Hammer's fantastic The Abominable Snowman.> Lifeform / Invader (1996)Very cool alien design, crap ending.> Man Beast (1956)> Night Creature (1978)Donald Pleasence playing Ahab/Quint against a killer Panther.> Project - Metal Beast (1995)Unique sci-fi metal skinned Werewolf movie.> Ringu - KanzenBan / Ring - The Complete Edition (More faithful to novel 1995 Tv movie adaptation before the iconic 98 film)> The Ring Virus (1999 Korean remake of 98 Ringu)> 1999 TV Series: Ring - The Final Chapter & Rasen> The Deathhead Virgin (1974)Nautical ghost story with a masked nude aquatic female killer.> The Intruder Within (1981)Monster on a oil rig film with a solid creature design that sadly doesn't get enough screen time.> The Keep (1983) - Original 210 minute cut!> Vampire (1979)http://1000misspenthours.com/reviews/reviewsn-z/vampire1979.htm
>>221374445>Frankenstein (1984)Never knew this existed
>>221374445>>221375034The 2 from 1973 are also worth watching.http://www.1000misspenthours.com/reviews/reviewse-g/frankensteinthetruestory.htmhttp://www.1000misspenthours.com/reviews/reviewse-g/frankenstein1973.htm
>>221375152Cool, thanks
they got him
I'm going into the house to look for Cabinanon. If I'm not back by October then I'm probably dead.
>>221376312I thought he fucked off after his trip got cracked or some shit.
>i am a fucking architect
>>221371727Radioactive waste is best toxic waste:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMPTQwE2F0k
>>221376312>taps the sign
What's the best kind of horror movie to watch in this heat?
>cool poster, I wonder what it's all about>a polish slasher>set in a movie theater>where the slasher mimics iconic giallo killsmaybe maybe maybe
>>221377123Something summery like Jaws or Texas Chain Saw.
>>221377225These two but also I enjoy watching any summertime/summer camp slashers during the summer months. I consume my horror seasonally
>>221377218lul
>>221375512Did they find the prop? I was just wondering about this the other day, that the prop should still be out there (or, should have at the time anyway).
>>221375152Perennial warning that Frankenstein: The True story exists in two cuts, the full 3 hour 5 minute version and a shorter one for syndication.
Hated it and the characters in it. And no, I do not think I would have enjoyed sitting through the original version and reading subtitles.
>>221377651terrible post
>>221377651You're not missing anything.
>>221377275Oh shit kek
>>221377711Terrible film.
>>221379003I've had it on my list for a while. Sounds pretty good.
Just watched this movie. Hear me out. The whole thing is a critique of the smartphone generation living in unreality. The juxtaposition of time and the discrepancy in time (and the time the news aires), serves to show you how things used to work with phones and calling people and getting numbers, etc. The recorder with a recording on it is already “demonic” and gets you stuck/locked in. The commercial for the islands is this dream state that television, and smartphones, create. The senator works all day and doesn’t remember how many children he has. None of them remember how many kids they have. Careerism, all these pursuits (24hr. news cycle, conspiracies, etc.) and smartphones are making it so that children (the future) aren’t being born/raised. The caller who calls in represents cruel internet comments. People behaving like demons behind the anonymity of the internet. Marcato running a cult is a reference to Steve Jobs’ cult-like way of being. The professor/show producer is a warlock/demon too. Marcato wakes up the people in the studio when he calls his daughter, but the television watchers, who were told to go outside and touch grass, remain in black and white with their careers, news cycle and unreality. The corpos, in league with the politicians, did this to you. Thoughts?
>>221379111Checked and it’s pretty good. Recommend.
>>221378252>>221379003>>221379294nigga wot r u doin
>>221376608Such a great opening. There's nothing as ominous as the radioactive suit guys.>not my problem.jpg
>>221379294I think the desire to make films analogies for the technology is more a projection of our own anxieties over it, because I see and do it as well, but none the less, that is an entertaining interpretation of a kino film.
>>221379573What’s your reading of the film?
>>221380139It's been too long since I've seen it to say much other than I thought it was what it was. I'll rewatch it eventually as it's not a simple film on a first watch.
>>221371727I wouldn’t have heard of Street Trash had it not been for the I Hate Horror podcast RIP
guess the slasher's name
>>221380602Now watch everything else Synapse Films put out, you'll graduate at least 2 /hor/ levels
>>221380653M'chelliqua Myers
What is it about cheapass late 80s horror that makes it look like 70s on the cusp of 80s horror?
>>221380910some of them use a 4:3 ratio
>>221380910old film stocks bought cheap. VHS will always look like tape but film dates itself.
>>221380653niggerface
>>221380653Goop Goulie
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>>221381215filename made me kek
>>221381215like just fucking move bruh go into a mcdonalds or something lmao
>>221371770Reading about what the film could've been and the original longer cut is so depressing, we were robbed of a truly incredible kino.
>>221379423>Such a great openingYeah, I saw this as a very young kid. I never forgot it. I thought it was cool as shit. Also I get the Kent Brockman joke about working in the sugar caves better than the average fag.
>>221381782Never heard that. It's a pretty choppy film so makes sense.
>>221381817Yeah it got cut up badly. A slightly longer cut was released 10 years ago but an additional 30 minutes was discovered just a few years ago. Hopefully we get a full cut of the film eventually.
>>221381861Oh sweet that'd be cool to see. I remember them jumping locations quickly, and to the conclusion about what was happening. Needed some more chilling.
>>221381919That was my thinking too. It seemed like it went into turbo speed on the third act and was just suddenly over.
What do you think nude Margaret Qualley smells like
>>221382287Feet.
>Spanish Shadow of the Vampire>The film is set in 1930 Hollywood, and follows as a Spanish actor is cast in the night shoot of a soon-to-be-legendary vampire film, forced to imitate the English-speaking star who performs the same role by day. The two actors regularly meet at the transitory hours of their shoots, and a rivalry stirs between them. All the while, a string of murders are occurring on and around the soundstage.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yuiM6QPXH0
>>221382287We're retvrning to scratch and sniff
>>221382287
>>221371789>Early versions lacked proper food safety labeling, including an expiration date, and contained milk without clear refrigeration instructions, leading to concerns about bacterial growthWhat a stupid groidette KEK
>>221382520thats actually pretty impressive to manage to produce a thing that can be dangerous
>>221382563She's supposed to be a professional chef. She should have been on top of all that.
>>221382563Not that impressive, it was because she was sending those bottles in the regular mail. I think she was also doing some dumb shit like using ingredients that need to be refrigerated and that went bad after being exposed to heat during transit.
>>221382595you'd almost have to buy custom chinese containers and pack it all in your own house to achieve it though.>>221382610and then just mailing makes that more likely
Just finished. Theatrical show. As absurd as ever. Exploding parakeet. Bare ass towel whipping. Pool party. Making out with Freddy. Looked great. Good audience that laughed at the right parts and didnt over do it. Got nice and stoned beforehand. Loved it.
This film is a masterpiece and a magnum opus. There will never be another film like this.
>>221371727you'd think we'd have a sequel to the 2022 Hellraiser by now.
>>221382287yeast and musk
>all the brainlets ITT who are impressed by theme park haunted house rides on a screen>nobody here will ever appreciate thinking man's horror
Food of the Gods 1976. It's kinoville.
>>221382749The game thats coming out looks way better than a sequel to that shit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwReVQZhIkY
Tonight I'm going with Boxing Helena
>>221383393>HELEEEENAAAAAA!!>HELEEEENAAAAAA!!
>>221383068the second~ GNAW is hilarious and i love it
so whats the dealio with basically every horror movie rated below 50% on every metric? the average hallmark movie gets higher ratings
>>221383622hallmark movies hit their mark
>>221383631lel, got me on that. i do legitimately enjoy the hallmark/lifetime style christmas movies. the ones produced by country singers are always great
>>221383393
>>221383063>nobody here will ever appreciate thinking man's horrorWhatcha thinkin' 'bout?
>>221383729The Exorcist.
>>221383631Pretty much this.
>>221383622I think there's a pretty split audience with what people want. Critics always write shit like "while [pure kino] will please the gorehounds looking for cheap thrills, most will find the knife on this blade is too dull bother"
>>221383598Seconded
>>221376732
>>221383885now i'm wondering which would be more interesting>a hallmark slasher film>a romantic feel-good movie directed by romero
>>221384640kek
>>221384640based
>>221383764>sniff
>>221371789>they're doing it on tik tok
We need to pump contraceptives into the water/food supply and literally everything you touch. The antidote should be given to married couples after they’re together for some time and pass a series of tests and a breeding tribunal.
>>221384936no we just need to put ivermectin in the water
>>221382718I think I'm gonna put this on tomorrow afternoon while i do dishes and laundry. I love way more of nick cage's movies than i objectively should, but i really can't recall shit about it. it was just that bad
>>221384757>filenameI have a serious soft spot for jewesses but Michelle is the only one in that pic. Lacey is Cajun/French, Katie Cassidy is WASP, and the MILF is Armenian.
>>221384936Everyone's already microplastic'd
It's Saturday, and I'm going get a burger and watch a horror film.
>>221371727I forgot the first movie had horror elements.
>>221385218Don't draculas die if they eat normal food instead of blood?
>>221385166CORRECTION: that is not Katie Cassidy but actually Crystal Lowe. She ain't jewish either though, and neither is MEW. Funny how both Chabert and Lowe ended up going the Hallmark route after starring in horror, though I'm not sure Lacey starred in any more horror films after BC 06.
>>221385243
>>221385243Not die, unless it's garlic, but not being able to digest food anymore and usually barfing it up is a common trope.
>>221385331Is it really just garlic or do other aliums have the same effect?
>>221383688Shame Lifetime does do Halloween anymore.
>>221385352Never heard any lore about anything other than garlic, and they are pretty chemically distinct.>>221385438*doesn't
>>221385218My understanding was that they eat but there's just no point, it's just for the fun of it.
>>221385523>can just eat whatever they want and face no health consequences and not get fat from itGive me this and a bigger dick and I'll be a vampire
>>221385523same reason I occasionally suck blood
>>221385558same. I need another vampire concubine gf. It's been too long.
>>221385094I don’t know what any of that means.
>>221385094Cage was the best thing about it
Ok in honor of the thread I will be watching Body Melt.
>>221385818looks kino
>>221385879turn on, tune in, drop out
>>221385818Beautiful nude MILF at the beginning. I might pop the blu ray in tonight just for another look at her
>>221385818Baby voiced musclemen
Just got out of Jackass 5, I'm on a bench outside my apartment smoking a joint and then I'm gonna /hor/ all night long.
>>221386080hell yeah
>>221386080Based. Is it really half new stunts, half clip show? I was interested until I read about that.
>>221386080I just ordered pizza and am finishing up Deep Water. So far it's pretty good but I'm in the mood for something more spooky after.
>>221385166>the MILF is ArmenianArmenians are the biggest Jews of all. Plus many of them are hot milf titcows like Anita S.
>>221386142Yeah, it's a best of, and the new stunts are lame and gay, like Pontius doing a high jump naked
>>221386267I haven't had pizza in a long time. Going to get one and some beer on Tuesday and watch some /hor/ summer kinos.
Body Melt was all over the place, and yet such a good watch. Ozploitation and also the fantasy of getting the cop from Blue Heelers pregnant.>>221385947Truth.
>>221386464>Yeah, it's a best ofThat's extremely disappointing. I also have no interest in the 'new' cast at all, that fat guy is insufferable and the other guys are soulless. It just feels like they're trying to keep the brand going with new faces after this.
>>221386970Holy M I L F!At first glance she reminded me of an older Cate Blanchett, even though Cate's probably older than her now lol
>>221387120She looks just like Blanchett at that angle and lighting.
>>221387120I would put my goo in her for sure.
>>221387183>>221387198Based, I'm gonna add it to my watchlist off the MILF alone.
>>221386970>>221387120>>221387198>died in 2003 at age 48>38 in Body MeltTragedy. She could have been nude in so many more films.
>>221387290rip to a real milfgga
>>221387290>>221387198>>221387120>>221386970>>221385947
Body Melt is the only movie I've made a /hor/ OP from that got censored by the jannies. The thread stayed up, but the image was deleted, I guess, for being too grotesque for the catalogue. Never seen that happen before or after.According to my file data, this was on October 11th, 2023
>>221387408quite a disgusting film too, but in a good way
>>221386480Me but with beer instead of pizza. I should go get some beer to go with my horror for once.
>>221387793I can't remember the last time I watched a horror movie without a beer in me hand
watched a couple movies tonight. red rooms is overrated and incredibly feminine. baskin was pretty cool albeit too meandering.
>Do Not Enter>Don't Go In The House>Don't Come HomeNeed more and a chart can be made
>>221388033Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
>>221388033>Don't Torture a Duckling
>>221388069Was talking about horror movies, but that works for a general chart.
>>221388033>Don't Peek>Don't Move>Don't Hang Up>Don't Follow Me>Don't Blink>Don't Let Her In>Don't Breathe>Don't Breathe 2Should be enough for a small chart
I just finished rewatching Blair Witch (2016) for the first time in a while. I actually really like the time travel/time loop aspect, but it just flat-out fails as a Blair Witch Project sequel/reboot. It doesn't help that there are way too many cameras that switch back and forth constantly (who found each individual device with this footage?) and perhaps most egregiously, the fact that there are occasional music cues for gimmicky jump scares. But I was pleasantly surprised to see Firecracker in it.>>221388033Don't Look NowDon't Breathe
>>221388033>Last House on the Left>Don't Go In the House>Are You In the House Alone?>Sorority House Massacre
>>221388033Don't Suck My Cock
>>221388172The screeching sounds at the jumpscares were a real boner kill.I agree though the time loop thing was cool. BWP to me is scary because it's unexplained phenomena like Picnic at Hanging Rock is.
>>221388227lmao
>>221371865I disagree with this anon. New Street Trash was good, you’ve gotta be insane to go into that movie with any kind of criticality. OG street trash has that extended penis keep-away scene. The only criticism you could possibly extend is that it was boring, and I’d disagree there too. >>221372382I agree with this anon. The first body melt was incredibly disgusting and made me very uncomfortable, I loved it.
>>221388002>red rooms is overrated and incredibly feminine.>he wasn't here last year when Redroombro shilled it in all caps every single thread>>221388172>FirecrackerI never would've recognized her off that role alone but she's super cute with either hairstyle.
>>221388033
>>221388364>you’ve gotta be insane to go into that movie with any kind of criticalitythe original street trash is kino, everything else should be judged harshly in it's shadow
Fuck you guys....
>>221388761
>>221388033At some point I'm gonna make a Night of the Chart
>Scary Movie 6 passes the 200m markWell I guess there was an audience for that. I hope they pass the torch on to some new writers.
>>221382718It was alright. It had some really good moments. End sucked.
>>221383063I like it all for the most part. What would you consider thinking man's horror?
>>221382718>There will never be another film like this.Well, there's gonna be a Longlegs 2.
>>221385243In cirque du freak they must eat regular food as well
>>221371770Now that's The Stuff
>>221389530And somehow, it's gonna be even worse.
>>221389702Longlegs 2: Stilts
>>221389775lole!
What schizos do you have here?
>>221389873There's Gadonschizo and picrel, both of which are taking a siesta at the moment (thank god).
>>221389873I'd rather not thinkg about them
>>221386080night is optimal for horror watching. there's lots of films it just seems wrong to watch in the day.
>>221388033Don't Go To SleepDon't Be Afraid of The Dark (1973)Don't Be Afraid Of The Dark (2010)Don't Go In The WoodsDon't Fuck In The WoodsDon't Fuck In The Woods 2Don't Kill It
>>221387905If you watch a lot of horror, that could be why.
>>221388033If you... are thinking... of going... into... this house...DON'T!
>>221392165Need a retirement home movie called Don't Go In The Bathroom
>>221382520it was pretty funny
