Times you commited A Perfect Murder?
>>221416849No wife. Too busy browsing /tv/
>>221416849My downstairs neighbour had her TV on too loud. Nice lady, but she wouldn't turn it down. I baked her a plum pie and left it on her doorstep with a nice note. Let's just say, plums were not the only ingredient. That was 11 years ago.
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>>221416914The infamous plum pie murder... that was you?!