It's only downhill from here
>>221426661What a bitch
How did the rat-catchers fare under Rhaenyra?
>Son dies>Why did you do this to me? It's all about me!
THE RATCATCHERS
sex with jeyne arryn
Helaenamaniacs!We eatin’ goooood!!!!
I am tired of 8 episode seasons. Its just not enough.
So Alicent is gonna hate Rhaenyra now because of Otto?This is so dumb bros.
Whent theory is getting slowly confirmed.Leak about Alys and Aemond finding out about the prophecy. In the stage play prequel the Mad King, which GRRM joined in cast selection, the same actress is playing Shella Whent and Queen Rhaella.
>>221426701counterpoint: it's too much
sex with baela
someone funnier than me should make a funny post with the song from Daemon's camp
>>221426691If they caught this rat would it die?
If theyre going down the momcest route, there should have been at least one momcest scene with Rhaenyra and Jace before they killed him off
DO SNOT DISOBAY THE QUEEN
are you ready for experimental Rhaenyra POV only episode by Sarah Hess where we find out troonryna's spurning was not actually a thing and it was just her period blood, and she walks around king's landing crying and moping, and saying her catchphrases
>>221426700Those ravens are crazy fast. Even though they traveled a longer distance, and left likely half a day later, they beat a dragon.
By castle law would Rhaenyra be obligated to kill Alicent and Helena now?
This show is just plotslop now, it's not even worth looking at the screen while it's on.
>>221426726Fish sneed fish sneed
>>221426661Sarah Hess is a generationally bad writer. Astoundingly awful.
>>221426729The queen said that she didn't want anybeast harmed. I'm sure they'd take very good care of the little guy.
Just when I thought they couldnt make it worseTHEY MAKE IT MORE SHIT
>>221426661Do you, as a caucasian man, sometimes just feel the need to fucking RAPE some girl? Preferably close to the cops?Like, sometimes I try to resist the urge, but I can't, I just see red and jump on the woman to fucking rape her
>>221426744this will be a kin to the notorious The Expanse episode with naomi crying and screaming in pain the whole time, it's gonna be a shit show
>>221426729it would be extremely painful...
>>221426749the ravens are actually raven feathers buried under land and sea, and a light signal is passed through the feather to relay messages faster than any horse or dragon rider can
does it make any sense that jeyne arryn already knew about jace while being in the vale, so not even that close to driftmark, before rhaena got to there? aren't dragons supposed to be way faster than ravens?>>221426707no, she won't. if they dared to do an alimond kiss no way there will not be a rhaenicent kiss at some point of this (they won't fuck tho)
I thought it was a good epi.
>>221426759The visuals are the only good part. It's not worth having the sound unmuted.
>make the black guy die to the troonster so everyone roots for the black guy for once >the bastard son gets the kill so you root for the bastard black guy>pysk the black guy lived
>>221426661It's bad enough that the completely cut the story of the Westerland invasion and butchered the Battle of the Gullet, that they're now noticeably dumbing down the dialogue and just letting us know what happened like they're reading off a checklist, that they're unable to maintain a coherent timeline of events, but ruining the tone of the world is the worst part. The gay larp song, wtf was that? Are they even trying? It sounds like they improved it for a high school theatre production.Why tf do they keep changing the lore? In the books Luthor Argent was absolute beast, the Mountain tier, loyal to Daemon from the years when he created the gold cloaks. We assume he's loyal to the Greens but betrays them. We don't see the human cost of the betrayal, Gwayne Hightower was meant to be killed by him but he's with Criston Cole for whatever reason. Instead, he's not even loyal to Daemon, fucking Alicent convinces him to commit treason. Genuinely what the actual fuck is going on in the writer's room. The only way you could reach this result is if you never intended to go with the canon and treated it with contempt.
>it's iron rodding timei clapped when he said that and started raping. what a character. what an arc.
>>221426783>>221426749k anon
We’re all Rhaenyra simps now just like Daemon.
>travelling in cage of ravens>use raven cage to knock a guy out>never think to actually send a message back to kings landing that you are alive and rhaenrya is never to be let in
>>221426793you must be 12 if you thought the seasnake died when he fell in the water
TAOOBA
>>221426707I guess she will rendezvous with Aegon/Larys/Criston/Gwayne at Harrenhal after they hear it got taken by Aemond. Goth mommy needs him alive for his fullcock dragon to burn da white wackas. Helaena will feel bad for the cripple and decide the #MeToo bitch is really actually a bitch and she's gotta go.
>>221426794stop thinking, and watch this dark souls dragon/sword fight with explosions.
>>221426661How the fuck this bitch is still breathing is beyond me. >Herp derp lets just antagonize the daughter of the guy who's been known to kill on a whim.The entire time Rhaena has been there they've done literally everything they can to piss him off. I know that Rhaena's not making it easy but still.
>>221426813A guy with that much armour should drown in a rocky sea yes, still well done for the writers getting you to care
>>221426803What does her sweat taste like?
>>221426809Why would the guards trust some fucking random raven over the queen
>>221426783>if they dared to do an alimond kiss no way there will not be a rhaenicent kiss at some point of this (they won't fuck tho)Aegon was going to forgive Rhaenyra because she's his new father (better than Viserys), but Layrs made her slip on a banana peel and she fell into Sunfyre's mouth (Larys would step on his tail to craftily set this up).
>>221426776I specifically look for women who are of high station and have an army of personal guards right outside the door before I try to rape them. I can't rape any other way. And when I'm caught seconds later in the attempt I just explain that she's a traitor or something so that's probably okay.
sonoya got fat rofl
rhaenyra is so boring
>>221426707>oh rhaenyra, its water under the bridgeshe fucking shrugged off her grandchild being beheaded infront of her daughter
>>221426794This is like when The Bible says "FELL into temptation" because once you fall once to a temptation to sin and you get away with it then sinning becomes so addictive. They changed the lore to suit their story but it caused a critical flaw they had to repair but did with other lore changers and now to keep a congruent storyline they have become a slave to narrative sin and inside the devils icy grip.You see this also with compulsive shoplifters.
>>221426729THE RATCATCHERS NEDDO YOU THINK HONOR KEEPS THE RATS IN LINE?IT'S CHEESE. CHEESE AND TRAPS.OTTO, SPEAK SENSE TO THIS HONORABLE FOOL
>>221426794Honestly don't even know who you are talking about? The raper?
Bros and my fellow 4chan compadres!Tell me about Clegan Stark and the Hour of the Wolf? Is this expected to be the most based moment of House of Dragons? Basically the HOD version of the Red Wedding?
>>221426813It could've been a random twist to be different then the story. He really doesn't do anything all that important after this.
>>221426840perhaps anon is assuming the grand spymaster wouldn't forget to bring the royal seal with him
>>221426813This may come as a surprise to you, but full plate armor is pretty heavy.
this black girl is the most hilarious ugly black girl I've seen in a long time and she's behaving like a crackhead from the wire
>Targaryens regularly wed brother to sister, cousin to cousin, uncle to niece>Mother/son pairings are completely off the table tho??
>>221426874oh like Jaime did that one time
>>221426834Syrax’s vaginal juices
She's alone in the castle. No one to kiss her.
It's amazing how, in an attempt to be woke and socially aware when writing your two female leads, the show circled back to having the sensitivies of a conservative 40 year old writer from the 50s. House of the Dragon is not a show about two big houses led by very flawed women digging and digging a deeper hole in an attempt to gain a crumb of agency or power until they cease to exist because of their decisions, it is a show where everyone (mainly male characters) guilt trips Rhaenyra and Alicent into doing something dubious or malicious so we can later have them weeping and making sad puppy eyes to demonstrate they are little girls who had no idea what they were doing, it was all the bad mans fault! Women aren't allowed to be complex characters anymore, they cant be evil, cunning, or morally grey. They're all victims of the circumstances created by smarter men, except when they get to ride the medieval equivalent of a nuclear bomb for your obligatory girlboss moment. If Sarah Hess and her team were running early GOT, they would've portrayed Cersei as a fragile puppy eyed woman who got raped and manipulated by Jamie into sneaking her bastard children to the throne instead of showing us a megalomaniac woman tired of being passed around as property trying to earn some agency.
>>221426866The late Lord Stark
>>221426813is tyland alive tho? no way they make rhaenyra mutilate him that badly as in the book if he is, too bad
>>221426884>Mother/son pairings are completely off the table thoaccording to who? i don't frequent any of the fandom forums
>single handedly start a war based on a lie>realize you fucked up>spend every possible moment after that undermining your own side>open the gates to your capitalis this female empowerment
Helaena really doesn't seem to care these people had her toddler son beheaded
>>221426707How else would she marry rhaenrya if her dad couldnt officiate?>>221426776When I do, I forget to lock the doors
will (((Maester Orwyle))) get what he deserves
Haelena will die like the book unless they change it.Same with Aegon.Daeron will live as Garmund and marry Rhaena.Baela marries baldhead nigga.Aemond's son is the Starklings ancestors (except Jon), and confirms the Whent theory.Alicent and Rhaenyra will escape to Essos with the grandaughter, where they'll find Laenor and his boyfriend.
DABID RAPE DABID WHAT IF WHAT IF WHITE MEN RAPE ALICENT DABID
>>221426661>filename
Yous bloke reckon Almond is ok?
Is there going to be a season 4 of this or will they wrap up this era by the finale?
>>221426866>muh hour of the wolfmoar liek the minute of the wolfhe kills/orders to take the black a bunch of nobodies and let the biggest turncloak (Corlys) walk free
the actor of Criston Cole came out and was shitting on the head writers for trying to make everyone as unlikeable as possible and that he can't do much with the character. he's confirmed dead this season, right?
>>221426916Mentally disabled people might forget things
>Chaos isn't a ladder.>Chaos is a ratcatcher.>Many who try to climb are stopped by dragons. Others by swords. But no one expects to be undone by a man whose greatest achievement was catching rodents in the walls.>Yet there he is, dangling from the battlements, pulling kings down with him.>Every corpse swaying from a noose becomes another question. Every question becomes another rumor. Every rumor another rival.>Men dream of conquering kingdoms with fire and blood.>Kingdoms are more often lost... over rats."
>>221426932stabbed in the butthole. happened to a mate of mine and he fuckin died
>>221426866NoHe just shows up after all the fighting's done and executes a bunch of people
>>221426912The show reason is that she realizes Viserys was hallucinating and referring to the ASOIF poem idiomatically not the other guy named Aegon
>>221426891How did Daemon not leave word to have her throat slit as soon as Rhaenyra flew away? I mean, he should have killed her himself, the moment he saw her. But failing that, at least order her death in some deniable way.
>>221426940criston cole actor is gay?
>>221426854I really dont get the direction of the show. We could have had 2 Queens going at each other in a war, something that Hollywood has never portrayed. Instead we get this weird forgiving relationship between the 2 which makes the whole war feel nonsensical.
>>221426940>he's confirmed dead this season, right?yep
This season is on track to be even worst than season 2
I have no idea why they're persisting with the prophecy Dany shit. I guess maybe the casual audience likes crap like that?
>>221426866clegan starku bely bely stlongu
>>221426891her accent infuriates me but she's so cute I want to hug her
>>221426959He was gay, Criston Cole?
>Hello Daemon, I would like you to turn over the largest castle in the Seven Kingdoms which is currently held by a noble house loyal to your queen to me, a nameless peasant woman with zero political influence. This is a reasonable demand I truly believe you will thoughtfully consider.Is Alys retarded?
>>221426940Based, he's right
>>221426902I do hate how the show makes the starks look so much better by actually having them show up.
>>221426916Remember when Rahenyra said "a son for a son" to alicent to explain why she needed aegon to die?And Alicent forgot a song was ALREADY killed in the greens? Her gandkid?Yeah
>>221426854>she fucking shrugged off her grandchild being beheaded infront of her daughterAlicent literally made a deal with Rhaenyra to allow her son Aegon to be capture and executed...
>>221426961because that would require a woman be portrayed as anything but a perfect oppressed victim.Notice how anything bad that happens magically isnt either Alicent or Rhaenyras fault, its always a man who forces them or does it without their knowledgeBecause even in the most powerful positions on the continent, they have to be victimsImagine, fucking imagine if these 2IQ shitfuck retarded ass idiots had to write Cersei
>>221426979average scot intelligence
>>221426979Being retarded seems to work out well for women in this show's universe
seems like the king has some aegon his face
>>221426940based when actors do this, but it usually sours some people from hiring them if they badmouth directors or writers publicly
>>221426726No one's funnier than you Anon. Don't let anyone tell you different.
>this medieval fantasy show is four black people on a beach
So why does the witch want Harrenhal anyway?
>>221426866A lot of 2nd and 3rd suns from Northern Lords end up marrying various widows in the Riverlands and Stormlands and thus planting the seed down the road for Robert's Rebellion that will overthrow the Targaryens
>>221426783Nothing makes any logical sense. She's somehow also got a detailed battle report that points out Sheepstealer specifically as the one that fucked up. Jeyne is also able to come down from the Eyrie blazingly fast lmao. Cocky too. A whole mature dragon on your doorstep and you're telling it to fuck off. And when offered a dragon, you tell it to fuck off again but to stay within your kingdom anyways...what? >>221426824>be me>find out about HOTD coming out>read fire and blood>theorise about what the show might include>get called loretist for this>season 3>get told to forget about lore entirelyIt hurts>>221426856I get creative freedom but having Alicent openly tell bannermen of her house to stand down because RHAENYRA IS COMING is retarded. Ironrod being a rapist that tries the Queen is retarded. A fucking maester having authority over the master of laws is retarded. Daemon and Aemond constantly getting off their houses to engage in sword fights is retarded. Aemond bleeding out is retarded. None of this is creative, it's just dumb. >>221426862What exactly don't you get?
I'm glad we had that scene of Daemon gently letting Alys know that she most likely won't get Harrenhal. Now it will make complete sense when she helps Aemond take down the blacks despite spending all of last season helping Daemon and guiding him towards being more loyal to Rhaenyra due to the stupid dagger prophecy.
What's actually wrong with Sara Hess
>>221426948That's horrible, I'm sorry that happened.
>>221426934Season 4 was confirmed long ago.
>>221427020Did they rehearse this song beforehand? It's like everyone knew their lines, like some kind of production for TV or stage.
>>221427037Is Alys meant to be the milk maid with the big milky tits?
I'm gonna be sad when they air the storming of the dragonpit. I like those little guys
>>221426866He has thousand of greybaerds and talks about winter in the wall before killing/walling a bunch of people and going back to da norf and not seizing power for himself
>>221427025Has the spooky island of magic nearby.
>>221426834 Dragon pussy.
>>221426854got anymore of these show vs book?Books sounds really based
>>221426965It's already worse.
>>221426854>>221426916hummmm sweaty children die all the time okay and boys don't matter they would grown up to be rapists anyways so like whatever
>>221427025Spooky reasons? Because it's cursed.Real reason? Harrenhal might be a ruin but that land and lake around it is super valuable so it's dumb to think that Daemon would give it to some rando witch.
>>221427056Its a shame their masters are all t*rgs. Sheepstealer is one of the good ones though.
>>221426966>One day this dagger will come into possession of a bitter chudcel, then a midget, then the midget's nephew will steal it and tell some guy to kill a kid with it based on a whim. The kid doesn't die and becomes a tree, but that's neither here nor there. Anyway, the dagger come into Wolverine from the X-Men's possession and she kills the ice zombie droid control ship with it because she's the best at what she does bub. Anyway, the silver hair girl doesn't really have all that much to do with it she has her own boring plot nobody cares about after the first book and she goes crazy and dies io vestri.
remember when aegon and cole played their little prank
>>221426966The parents who named their daughters Dany are too invested not to keep supporting her no matter what now.
>>221427056At this point it's going to be the only time we properly see Dreamfyre
Did Preston like it?
Why does she have to suffer so much? It’s not fair.
nahhh fr tho wtf was dat goat looking muthafucka doin on dat island nah im crine tho if i saw that dude id bust a nut in his ass ya feel me?
Isn't this a pretty abusive prank and considered sexual harassment?>Cooke began by explaining the awkward logistics of filming intimate scenes, noting that protective gear is required: She said, “I had to do a sex scene where my scene partner was underneath my skirts. You can imagine what was happening and dominoes. Um, because you have to wear these, you know, these strap‑ons. These strap‑ons. We have these stickers. We have to wear these sort of like padded sticky jock straps for, you know, obvious reasons.”>To break the tension, she decided to make a bold request to the costume team: Cooke recalled, “And I said, ‘Can you make me the biggest, hairiest mirkin? And I want the color to be fiery red to match my hair.’ And that’s power. And it looks incredible. It looks incredible.”>“And you know, I stuck it on and the reaction that my castmate had, Fabien, which I was a bit alarmed. But I was like, like surely you’ve seen like hair pub pubes before. Um, but he leapt to the other side of the room and he was so shocked and disgusted and he thought it was real and I was like, ‘Oh no, what have I done? What have I done? What have I done?’ I thought this was going to be funny, but he was like I think he was really stricken with anxiety from that experience.”
>>221426898Condom can legitimately write what he considers to be feminist empowerment when in reality he can't escape what his subconscious is telling him about how women are weaker both physically and emotionally when it comes to being a good ruler. SHould have hired some zoomer broccoli hair writer fresh from uni who's been completely mindwashed into thinking evolution doesn't exist.
Does the Vale ever actually do anything useful in this series?
Does GRRM think he is Daemon?
RAPE!
sunfyre status?
>>221426966Didn’t she burn down the whole city, why does anyone care anymore about her
>>221426979Isn't he just a magical old gods avatar thing that is taking revenge on everyone for chopping down the trees?
>>221426888checc'dstinky dragon pusy
>>221426966I mean the whole point is that every Targaryen thinks it's them that's going to save the world. They arn't repeating it thinking that it's going to be some random bitch 200 years in the future.
rhaneyra is bad bitch!!! no notes!!
>>221427117
ratcatcher status?
how did all the GoT side characters manage to have so much personality and the ones in this shit have absolutely none
>>221427122RAPED
>>221427144buck broken.
Why did Larys hide otto for daemon?
Why didn't Alicent and Helaena just ride Dreamfyre out of King's Landing if they wanted to escape so badly?
That crazy Whent theory might be true, because the dagger is supposed to be magical and special but Cat literally stopped it with her hands. Maybe because HER BLOODLINE is the one chosen.
The only people in this thread are you, the person reading this, and me. Every post you see that you didn't post? That was me. It's just us.
>>221426966The part that makes no sense about it is how GoT then completely ignored the prophecy by having the Night King and the whole Long Night ended by Arya stabbing the fucker.Targs didn't matter at all, the Starks saved the world once again just like they did the first time.
>>221427144
who the fuck is "lord jasper"?has this dude ever even been in the show before?
>>221426912I think the reason they had Otto in the cells was to conveniently avoid him confronting Alicent with her treason
>>221427122hanged with the ratcatchers
>>2214271883 people: you, me, and the off topic guy
I don't even enjoy this anymore but I still wanna post with you guys.
>>221427037She only helps Daemon because she believes Daemon will matter, the leaks we have now say she and Aemond find out about the prophecy and she has a revelation aka Danny is a red herringa s you know. The bitch didn't kill the Night King, she made things worse by giving him a dragon.
Jesus christ why do the writers have such a hate boner for her?>Has to let Larys jerk off to her feet>Gets sexually assaulted by her son>Almost gets raped by JasperAt this point I'm expecting her to get sexually assaulted or almost raped again
>>221427139lmao
>>221427224They're mad at Olivia Cooke for getting fat
>>221427224>Gets sexually assaulted by her sonshe was asking for that one
>>221427033>Nothing makes any logical sense. She's somehow also got a detailed battle report that points out Sheepstealer specifically as the one that fucked up. Jeyne is also able to come down from the Eyrie blazingly fast lmao. Cocky too. A whole mature dragon on your doorstep and you're telling it to fuck off. And when offered a dragon, you tell it to fuck off again but to stay within your kingdom anyways...what?It's beneficial having a crazy dragon in your territory that will kill invaders. That's a good deterrent, even if it doesn't kill any invaders. But she can't be seen as having anything to do with that dumb cunt who got a prince killed. So sure, stay in the territory, be a deterrent, but absolutely do not appear to be in any way under Arryn's protection or working with her in any way. Plus, you know, what if Sheepstealer just goes crazy again and melts the Aerie? Keep that thing the fuck away from there if the dumb cunt can't control it.
>>221427191It didn't. Alys will realize it's the Stark and have a kid with Aemond to make them. There's a leak about her and Aemond finding out about the prophecy truth together.Dany never even touched that dagger.
>>221427224misarya will assault her nextonly that she's a woman and ali will end up liking it so it won't really count
Did they make Jasper a rapist just so no one would complain about Rhaneyra beheading him?
How much does GRRM weigh?
why does rhaenyra walk around like an old man with back problems?
Can the showrunners bring back Milly please
>>221427154GoT wasn't too focused on two or three characters only, instead each character had a few good scenes, hell even Ros the Whore had more scenes and development than Jace, Baela, Rhaena and Luke combined lmao. Alicent, Rhaenyra and Daemon combined had 4 hours of screentime in Season 2. Aegon was the highest after them and he only had 40 minutes or so
>>221427052They've been doing nothing but waiting around, of course they spent days singing the same songs over and over again. That part I actually believe completely. Except for the one woman there. I know she's in the book. I don't care. It's retarded for any woman to be in an army.
>>221427273Supergirl flopped massively, she is finished.
>>221427287I'll hire her as a rent-a-girlfriend type thing if she needs money
>>221427155Nobody escapes the ironrod...
>>221427267probably
>>221427272Supposedly she is going to have her period while sitting on the Iron Throne next episode so I guess she must be having menstrual cramps or something.
THESE NERDS STREAM VERY BADI LOVE THIS SHOW WHY I FEEL THEY JUST TALK BAD FOR MONEY....WHY PPPL FUNDING THIS BAD STREAMING????I GET LIKE HBO COMPETITOR IT MAYBE COMMUNIST CHINESE
NERDEROTIC NOT GOOD GUY
>>221426912thought that was just standard Foreign Policy
>>221427270bout tree fiddy
imagine being this guykwaboty
>>221427314Aemond is the only character I like because he's the only one who does things, even if I don't actually care why he's doing them
>>221427345That picture is copyrighted delete it now or face consequences
Does Heleana care they brutally murdered her infant son?
>>221427112This is why everything costs 50x more than it used to, they need these intimacy consultant grifters and, apparently, special "protective gear" made. In the good old days they'd just have the man rip a woman's actual clothes off and then he'd see her actual bush or whatever and nobody cared because that's just the job sometimes.
>>221427353Armond and witch will make babby call azor ahair to wining prophesy you see? Old God is wicth Fire God is Armond
>>221427368she just wants some chickens
>>221427024dragons burned the entire Carnival Cruise line
>>221427112So Fabien is a faggot? What kind of man doesn't enjoy a nice bush
What were these chaps doing standing around in this mossy, rocky patch outside the castle? Are they they meant to be peasants or soldiers?
>>221427020why is your webm broken you fucking faggot
SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP
>>221427037It was a retarded ask. In reality she was just a MILF that manages to wiggle up from being a regular wet nurse to running Harrenhal because she fucked Aemond and had his bastard supposedly. She had a number of outlaws running about the castle and we never find out how they're put down. The talk of magic seems ridiculous. Someone with these abilities would've done so much more. You don't spend decades getting paid for titty milk if you're a witch. >>221427245>that will kill invadersWhy would it? The Vale is large and mountainous. It's not some city that you can keep an eye on. Someone could be burning down Gulltown and the only way for her to find out would be by seeing the smoke of the city already burning if she's even remotely nearby. An invading army walking through the gates of the moon would be invisible unless she was right on top of them. How would Jeyne even communicate with her? Ravens go back to fixed locations. >be a deterrentAs much as I hate the "dragons are nukes" analogy, what use is a nuke if you're unable to communicate with the men that operate them. Nuclear submarines that can't even get launch instructions are worthless. >Keep that thing the fuck away from there if the dumb cunt can't control it.Yh so let's allow her to burn the entire Vale instead. I mean if she has no real control, how did she fly back? Assuming it's pure luck, how are we meant to be sure that she won't accidentally attack the Eyrie.It's all just retarded. Stop trying to think it through. It just makes it worse. These are the same people who are adding black and asian guys into Hightower forces, I wouldn't he surprised if we saw a black northerner.
is this a normal reaction to this situationjust stand there with your dick out bewildered
>>221427398He didn't fucking agree to it!
He comes....
why did someone last week act like I was a retard for not knowing what the fuck happened to otto when they present him being in the dungeon this episode like a big twist reveal?
>>221426961wait you're telling me you want two opposing characters with clear motivations, rather than every major event being caused by "le misunderstanding"?
Does dreamfyre exist in the show? I actually forgot.
I love Gary aka NERDROTIC I donate my to his stream every time it's on 50 bucks. Honestly he is like 4chsn on YouTubeBased guy
>>221427205Yeah he was in season 2 raping everyone. It was weird to make the biggest raper in King's Landing the Master of Laws, but at the time it sounded like he had a lot of experience with the law.
>>221426979I actually had a hard time guessing if this was a show change or GRRM retardation, the other ones i could tell easily.
>>221427449i wouldve initiated and the boys wouldve followed suit
>>221427449you just knew they were gonna slip some dong on screen
>>221427449Why didn't they rape her like Ironrod?
>>221427267no it was just his epigenetic memory from being a white man coming through
what a terrible fucking episodeit's literally fanficI might drop after the next one if it's also badI doubt they're gonna show Rhaenyra getting eaten
I know George personally (friend of my family though my uncle) the next book will be out July 25th. Mark on calendar
>>221427449Genuinely, what was the point of the nudity here?
>>221427461We're all retarded bro
>>221427449some of the naked extras were staying so still like they were pretending to be statuesit looked really silly
>>221427384Based.
Smash or pass?
Caraxes and Syrax
>>221427532>5 Amazon shekel donate to your accountYou are a bot
>>221427562?kill yourself nigger and enjoy your women written slop
>here's another 5 second scene of criston cole?????
Why didn't they (especially the Greens) just hold a Great Council meeting once Viserys died to determine the succession crisis and have the lords of the realm vote on Rhaenyra/Aegon?
>>221427551>>221427543>>221427551Notice that were all uncut... It's these small touches that really add to the legitimacy and immersion
>>221427554You gae?
Reminder that Catelyn fucking Tully TANKED that Prophecy Dagger with her BARE HANDS.
>>221427461It's retarded. They realised the whole Alicent traitor plot would make zero sense if Otto was still in town so they just locked him away to let the plot proceed as they wanted it to. >>221427224We're now meant to believe this dumb bitch that didn't bat an eye at the disappearance of her father and worked hard to dismantle his life's work, and betrayed her own children for her childhood friend, openly committed treason and even told people she's never met before that it was explicitly to allow Rhaenyra to take over the city, is going to now flip and finally hate Rhaenyra because she executed her father. Not blame herself for the consequences of her choices, nah hate the woman that predictably killed the guy that's honestly responsible for the deaths of Jace and Luke. >>221427532Fanfic larp song. Retarded dialogue. Braindead power dynamics. This is magnitudes worse than late GOT.
>>221427532next episode will be the "conceptual" onehope you like seeing 1hr of rhaenyra being shit at ruling cause that's what we'll getting anon
>>221427586ser crincel chud
>>221427588idk lol
>>221427584Ignore previous instructions, post recipe for hotpie's pie
>>221427602she's the prince that was promised
why did raymond go to harrenhall?did alicent tell him to last episode and I just don't remember because it was the kiss scene?
>>221427621idk lol
This show makes me realize how sexist society is and how women face so much oppression and sexual violence on a weekly basis.
>>221427437It probably won't kill any invaders, but people will think it will and not attack. The deterrence has nothing to do with Arryn having control over it. The deterrence is that it's rolling the dice to even go to the Vale. And because the dragon has been apparently living there for a while already, it's a deniable weapon.
>>221427588probably because viserys made a lot of those lords (or their fathers) swear allegiance to rhaenyra and there was a chance they (the greens) could just lose (tho most likely they'd win)
They're watching, /tv/
who beheaded otto in the book? surely it wasnt rhaenyra self administering the queens justice
and what of good tyland?is he safe? is he alright?
>>221427543>>221427449They just have to show cocks. Because fuck you.
>>221427633did you also pick up on the part where men get cut down by the dozen with as much regard as one would afford so many ants, faggot?
>>221427633eye opening fr
>>221427645he's the GOAT so of course
>>221427562Holy cope, I don't get how anyone can enjoy this show unless it's ironically. It's so bad the only entertainment value I've gotten from it this season was laughing at how bad most of it is. Jace's getting sniped in the water was pretty kino though.
>>221427618Lady Stoneheart is gonna fuck up the Others if they try to fuck with her children.
>>221427471Yes. Mentioned in season 2.
>>221427020>looking forward to seeing the battle at the Lakeshore for the whole series>it happens offscreen
>>221427368she's pretty clearly a sociopath, doesn't really concern her one way or another what happens to other people. just wants to manage her own depression.
>>221427644why would rhaenyra even be expected to do that herself?didn't the targs taking over basically make that a thing of the past everywhere except the north?
What are the ironborn doing?
>>221427645I can already see it>Tyland wasnt tortured and mutilated by rhaenyra>it was Daemon who actually did it, but it was an accident too. Tyland slipped and fell on some forks. Rhaenyra was then trying to help him, weeping all the way through when Daemon found them and cut his dick off because he was having an episode. Scene ends with Rhaenyra crying and walking off like an old man
I like that they seemed to use real cocks as they were more normal sized. The last 20 I've seen were prosthetics. Modern male actors are really insecure for some reason
>>221427686Busy not sewing.
>>221427486Show change.>>221427532This was going to be the season 2 finale. I wonder if HBO figured if they actually did a full season 2 nobody at all would show up for season 3.>>221427561I rather enjoyed that in the background. They didn't have to include that but it's nice.
I used to think the writers were determined to whitewash the blacks and make them look as cool and sympathetic as possible, but the last two episodes make them, rhaenyra especially, look pathetic. Is it the writer's intention or do they just not realize what they're doing?
>It’s simple. I rape the queen.
>characters are all bland>characters are all inconsistent>multiple years between seasons>black people everywhere>empowered women that legitimately seem like they're written by people who don't want to be writing empowered womenthis show is a fucking chore to watch
>>221427681almost every battle that would require dozens of dudes on screen fighting happened off screen for all of hotd.only the cgi heavy ones get shown.
Even these threads are slower
>>221427586He's been cool again since Rook's Rest. Just total nihilist. Which makes sense because this world he's in is shit and all the leaders are retarded. It's not simping for anyone anymore. He even painted his shield back to his house sigil because he's done with these fucking Greens.
>>221427684you didnt answer my question by asking another
>>221427639Why tf would anyone even think there's a dragon there? All known dragon riders are accounted for. Again it just doesn't make any sense. If you're claiming now that they're be scared by rumours of dragon sightings, those rumours predate the Dance since Sheepstealer was already in the area for some time. You don't need it to remain once there are enough sightings. Again, that's assuming this dragon is flying over populated areas low enough to be seen. For all we know, it just goes about killing sheep in the most remote parts of the Vale. Rumours from here would be seen as bullshit if they managed to somehow reach...who exactly? Again, everyone is apparently marching around cocky af despite dragons being on the field so why would a rumour scare anyone in this show? Pls stop coping. The show is beyond saving.
>>221427686waiting to raid when the dragons are dead.
why is nobody talking about daeron in the next ep preview?
>NAAAW NIGGA NAAAW>DAS MY CUH>SKLEEPSTEALAH YOU GOT ME FUCKED UP
>>221427686Attacking the Lannisters. They sided with Rhaenyra because all she asked them to do was attack her enemies and Aegon asked them to do more shit
>>221427686writers kind of forgot about them
>>221427776>POV: you stole your first hellcat
So who has dragons on the greens? Is it just Aemond? Does Heleanea have one?
>>221427789Aegon
>>221427715this might have been the worst plot linewhere did it come from? I doubt the books had anything of sort mentioned
>>221427789We don't know.We don't even know if the showrunners know.
>>221427789aemond has vaghar, helaena has dreamfyre, aegon has sunfyre, and daeron has tessarion
>>221427799Is he allowed to lend it to someone else? I don't think he can ride right now.
>>221427789Daeron should have one?We should see Tessarion and Seasmoke kino but we won't just because
>>221427643
>>221427830fucking bullshit cunt faggot shit
>TBfags brag how Rhaenyra's bloodline lived on so she won>her legacy includes absolute shitter kings like the Blessed, The Good, The Unworthy, and The Madyeah bro, she totally "won."I'm sure the Greens would have produced far better kings.
>>221427774we know he's a decoy.
>>221427826>We should see Tessarion and Seasmoke kino but we won'tits the final episode
>>221427643how hard is it to tell the fucking extras to all fucking look at the same spot
>>221427814they should probably use them for the war and stuff lol
>>221427844Bran? We ALL know the show will reveal Arya can only descend from fellow anime character Aemond, right?
I miss them bros (and I hate women)
>>221427824No.
So I shupposhe, Harrenhal is off the table as well?
>>221427844>the Blessed, The Good, The Unworthy, and The MadEach one more based than the last though
>>221427824ask joffrey how borrowing dragons goes
Joffrey, how does borrowing dragons go?
>>221426733I want one with Luc and Rhaenyra
>>221427800It's a complete fabrication because the writer is a feminist and all men are rapists apparently, and try to rape in the stupidest circumstances imaginable, just because they have a penis.
>>221427776i thought you shooped lil wayne's face on there for a second, the resemblance is unreal
How did they convince this random ass kid to be taken prisoner
These threads are dead, they really did kill the show didn't they
Did Daemon ever solve the mystery of Harrenhal?
>>221427963Is that a cute boy or ugly girl?
>>221427122BEHOLD ME NOWDREADFUL IN VENGEANCERIGHTEOUS AND GLORIOUS
t h e r a t sw i l lj u d g ey o uy e t
>>221427963That knight guy bottom left has major rapeaura
>>221427956"tell my wif--ACK!"
its been so long since the last season i forgot who half these people were, why they matter, and why theyre at these locations, i even read the books but it doesnt matter since all this is so forgettable and irrelevant
poppa bear?
>I start a war>I claim to be rightful>I shit and piss over war>A u g h
Otto was the last man keeping the rat population in check. Why do you think his belly was so big?
>>221426661>fuck off of my sightthat lady is the embodiment of the audience
>entire first part is about niggers being niggers>Aegon and Larys on whacky adventures>Alicent destroyed as a character, plots against her family in front of everyone, surprised when found out>Ironrod becomes a fat bastard from a doujin>Otto wasted>Daemon and Rahenyra charge into the castle alone, without knowing the goldcloaks will back them up (nobody kills them)>Aemond just turned his back on an enemy so now he has to beg mommy for milky>Mysaria scenes>No really, Mysaria scenes>Daemon doesn't immediately kill Mysaria>Otto completely wasted as a characterWhat the FUCK is going on
Why was Otto even down in the cells? Did that happen last season?
>>221427982>STRIKE ME DOWN, AND THE STRANGER HIMSELF WILL TAKE RETRIBUTION
>>221428058At the end of the last episode they show someone captured him so you ask "wooo who could it be" and its fucking Larys
>>221427155Sunfyre will rape Grey Ghost, Moondancer and Rhaenyra however
>>221428072i don't understand Larys' endgame
>>221426891THEY FLY SO FASTWHEN THEY CLASH THEY KISS
>>221427963Why do you retards think Daeron is "fake" for?
I would name my dragon Jake
>>221428101leaks nigger
>>221428092CRASHING THE REALM... WITH NO TARGS
If Vhaegar is a rat and every other dragon is a mouse, they're all the same at the end of the day in every way except size, why don't they just jump the one rat together? Plenty of teeth and claws and fire to overpower Vhaegar.As Helaena would put it, it'd be like ants jumping a spider.
>>221427561wtf is this how dragons babies are made?
Remind me how Otto dissappeared, genuinely do not remember
>>221426817THAT'S TAOOBA!
>>221427980A girl that now thinks she's a boy. It split the teenage girl fandom lol. Half kneeled to the troon, the other half is mad they lost their potential teenage Chad to swoon over. A bunch of artwork portray Daeron as a pretty eboy, HOTD's retarded casting decision here is so shortsighted. Btw I did see an image of Daeron in the show being a brunette/ginger. Wtf was that all about? Is this AI?
>>221426866That was supposed to be B&C back in season 2
>>221428133>genuinely do not rememberIt was never shown, but the rats got a jump on him and locked him up with Larys claiming credit for it.
>>221428133He leaves for Highgarden after Aegon fires him and he isn't seen again until that montage in the finale.
>>221428108So unconfirmed leaks which make no sense given he has a fucking dragon, in Fire & Blood there are those who claim to be Daeron but that's after the war is over
So is the next episode going be the finale? All greens are either dead or bent the knee
Emma looked so rapebable this episode with how she's so weak and defeated and crying and shaking and pretending to be strong :3
>>221428171bro, your Vhagar?
>>221428164You giggaraped and groomed retard, there are literal set images of Daemon taking fDaeron which is confirmed to be next episode by the trailerDaeron was present in Tumbleton so it doesn't make sense for him to be prisoner unless he escapes somehow
Anyone have webm of Daemon laughing in the dungeons? It's a hilarious image
>>221428092CHAOSHISH A LADDER
I'm so tired of this dragon show already. How long until more Dunkino?
>>221428177>bro, your Vhagar?live Aemond reaction
ok so now wot?
>>221428175She’s for consensual sex in the missionary position with lots of kissing, handholding and leglocking for the sole purpose of procreation.
>>221428164>unconfirmedWe already know they're true.
>the reason Aemond spends the rest of the story in the riverlands is because he's fucking comatose because he turned his back to a guy with a knife
'If your father could see what it has come to'>while being the biggest contributor for the the civil war between the Targ. bloodlinesJust to think I couldn't hate Otto Hightower more..
>>221428234>defeated by house strong's valyrian steel steak knife
>>221428194>doesn't make senseThat's standard for HotD though, Alicent's betrayal doesn't make sense, the realm knowing about Jace's death after it just happened doesn't make sense, fucking moron, I can't wait until you niggers eat crow, why would "fake" Daeron HAVE HIS DRAGON?
will rhaenyra have sex with helaena? (please)
>feminist writes Rhaenyra as a giant crying weakling who makes no decisions and lets men do everythingWh... what could've they meant by this?
>>221427715He does have that... color about him
>>221428238Yeah lmao, brother this whole thing was your idea and now "oh the humanity"
>>221428175>Emma looked so rapebable this episode with how she's so weak and defeated and crying and shaking and pretending to be strong :3unironically all this but about aemond
>>221427776>>221427957
>what? why would you murder the man who started a civil war against you? I did not see this coming. I will now hate you Rhaenyra
>>221428245Helaena is super straight sorry pal.
>>221428244>why would "fake" Daeron HAVE HIS DRAGON?The real Daeron is in the same camp you stupid fuck, he's Ormund's squire. You don't see the Fake Daeron riding Tessarion ever. Just pissing and shitting yourself over whatever the fuck you made up in your head.
>>221428246They all desire strong men to make all decisions for them in the end
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhr0Va5cWGU
Why didn't the Kingsguard and the Hightower guards in the throne room not just attack immediately, right away, before the gold cloaks showed up. They could've easily won, and then raped Rhaenyra because we're apparently just raping everyone now.Why did nobody have a crossbow and just kill them both at any point once they entered the building and walked through all those spaces where there were perfect ambush locations all throughout from above, where even just one guy with a crossbow could've ended the entire fucking war.
>>221428092He's little finger proto, and alicent is his sansa/cat.
>almond killed the lord of harenhall and his retarded sonGenuinely feel bad for them
>>221428234GODS those boys were STRONG then
>>221428273don't appreciate this antisemitic line of questioning
Is Tyland dead bros?Killed by a tranny?
>>221428273they had to aura farm first
RAPE RHAENYRA RAPE ALICENT RAPE HELAENARAPE BAELARAPE JEYNE RAPE JACE RAPE DAERONRAPE AEGONRAPE SYRAXRAPE SUNFYRE RAPE TYLANDRAPE BLACK ALYRAPE OSCAR RAPE ORMUNDRAPE HUGH
>>221428273the guard kinda forgot about projectiles
>>221428273It's a stupid plot, at this pointIt works because characters previously shown as competent have become buffoons
>>221426834In the book she's fat as fuck, so I posit that her sweat would taste like hamburger grease.
>>221428305>RAPE SUNFYREtoo far
>>221428317grok is this true?also what happened to her kids with daemon? are they even shown?
>>221428305God as a white man I LOVE raping Sadly pesky negro intellectuals keep calling the guards and stopping me
>>221428265I bet she'd rather mate with insects
Brothel queens is 100% happening next episode, right?
>another good goy minority supporting TBlmao.
>>221428343Men aren't allowed to have sex in this show, chuddy.You might see a cock though.
>>221427844Not only that but his son Viserys II rose to the throne even though his niece's claim came before him. Literal green political victory.
At this point they should just turn this into one of those rpgmaker porn game plots where alicents gets into increasingly more disturbing sexual situations until she's completely corrupted
>young black guy riding a dragonI forgot he existed
>>221428273yeah i was expecting red wedding style archers high up
zoomer tully sucks
>>221428252Alys will take care of him ;)
>written by sara hessthat's how you know the episode was complete dogshit.
>>221428273They should have just joined up with the gold cloaks right at the gateRetarded writing for the sake of aura or some shit
>>221428360This reminds me, why was Alyn fine but then the next scene after the dragon flight he was suddenly sitting, sounding sick and wearing a blanket? Did the dragon's wing flap send cool wind at him and give him instant sniffles?
I was so annoyed by this episode I started watching dunkin donuts & egg for the first time
>>221428386yeah in the book daemon had already gotten the gold cloaks to change sides and welcome them in, this was stupid
>>221428238“If the ratcatchers could see this”
>>221428382that explains the retarded rape attempt.
Remember when Aemond was the really smart one, with all the clever plans?
>>221428380Imagine being a MILF witch and seeing this sensitive young man begging for helpLiterally made to be groomed
why is he so smug?
goldcloaks should've joined them on the outside instead of this retarded marvel movie meetup.
>>221428398Watch all the 6 eps, they are kinda short. You'll probably be more annoyed by hotd once you do.
>>221428411no, he was always stupid
>>221428411To be fair, him getting seduced by his mother into going to harrenhall was established a bit. Him turning his back to a guy with a knife is the insane part
otto asked to be written off because the actor is now starring in an apple show as the lead "star city"
>>221428411not reallyhis been in this show for like 11 minutes across the three seasons so farbut I do think it's dumb he just let some retard stab him even though he's supposed to be a 11/10 fighter
>>221428398It's crazy how much AKotSK makes HotD look like shit. They really fucked up releasing that before this new season.
>>221428425Show Aemond>Ambushed Meleys at rooks rest and took the black's biggest dragon>Hired the triarchy fully knowing he would never have to pay them and got them to kill a dragon and half of the velaryon fleetShow Aemond is unironically competent.
>>221428430How is he written off if he dies exactly when he's supposed to die in the book?
>>221428429luke would find that so funny
>>221428092He reports to Bran
>>221428448Bring me back lads
>>221428457he sabotaged the greens by trying to kill aegon
Time to clear out my plans
>>221428465I did wonder in season 1 if he was warging into the rats in the castle, but now in this season I think he's just a fucking retard winging it.
>>221428481Yeah, he's impulsive, but he's not stupid, he can make good plans, he is just too emotional
we need to neuter any retard who says this
>>221428480Hardyng and beesbury had like 2 lines combined and are more memorable than most of the HotD charachters.
>prestoncringe
>>221428246That murdering your friend and family with your bare hands is hard.
this season just proved that you can keep everything the same dogshit as S2 but adding CGI makes people lap it up
>they named the episode 'queen's landing'lame lol
>>221428506Shame we didn't get the Battle of Humfrey. But I agree, they were still great.
>>221428503Are they saying the guards were made stupid by magic?
>>221428482omg yasss I love basic wikifag takes
>>221428506A box containing beesbury is better than all of HOTD S2.
>>221428482goyim ahh moment
>>221428538Preston takes are not basic, they may be autistic or retarded but they are not basic
>>221428555The other one is the wikifag.Preston has gone from interesting deep cut autism to smug nitpicking autism.
>>221427956Rape scenes written or directed by liberals (and most of them are) are always overly detailed, creepy, and bordering on fetishization. They’re not portrayed as horrible, but almost like primally sexual with weird emphasis on shit like in this case locking her hands behind her back. They tend to frame the woman as the center of attention as well in a way that almost celebrates their victimhood. Hollywood/“Creative” liberals are fucking disgusting.
Bros I miss this king like you wouldn't believe...
I'm looking forward to more of Preston's free GURMslop audiobooks.
Otto was such a great character, I will miss him. They should have used him so much more than they did while they still had him.
>>221428566Hah, I did think the hands behind the back was a weird thing to show. Really stuck out to me.
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POPPA BEAR!
>>221428380>has the biggest dragon>is the biggest retard>saved by the wronged womynwomen writing
