abnormally large man arse edition
Daily reminder to SIPP THAT WATER
And who are you, the proud Rat said,that I must squeak so low?Only a catcher of a different coat,that's all the truth I know.In a coat of grey or a coat of green,a catcher still has prongs,And mine are long and sharp, my Rat,as long and sharp as yours.And so he squeaked, and so he squeaked,that lord of Cheesemere,But now the rains weep o'er his mousehole,with no one there to hear.Yes now the rains weep o’er his mousehole,and not a soul to hear.
Aemond kind of forgot about Paxter Strong.
whats with 9 figure budget modern shows and having 90% of scenes being 2-3 people talking in a small room
Now I know why they called him 'Ironrod'
>>221429880Best scene in the entire show reporting in
>>221429905WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE ME DO?
>>221429893Too many rats in the walls these days
>>221429890>hydration break during the world cup
>SKLEEPSTEALAH NAW>DATS MAH CUH>THEY AIN'T THE OPS, SKLEEPSTEALAH
>>221429921lol great post
I liked the scene with Daemon celebrating with the troops at the camp. The random nigs and asians in the group broke it though.
>tfw Helaena kills herself because hungry servants slaughtered her chickens
Episode 2 is the best piece of tv i've seen in a while. Some of the shots were incredibly thought out, and the writing offered non-stop suspense.
>>221429919hecking cute, cute!!!
>tfw Halaena becomes my wife and raises chickens in our back yard
>>221429942And the lesbian
>>221429942For me it was the ugly woman screaming like she was one of the lads (cringe).
>Who did you call a chud?
>>221429950Sarah plz
>>221429962Slain by the one true king himself. What an honour.
>>221429948sooo close >>221429823
>>221429950Episode was slop but I liked the shot were rhaenyra walking up to the throne was reflected in the pool of blood
>>221429961>uglyLiterally hottest woman on the show
>>221429959The fuck is she even wearing. I get the soft canon that Blackwoods are gothic, but the actress looked like she walked in from an entirely different set.
>>221429990grim
>>221429962They make stabbing look so easy in this show
>>221429893>'twas at that moment, when all hope seemed lost, that Otto heard it>they had answered his call, thousands upon thousands of them had done so>the ratcatchers, broiling with rage, seeking vengeance against anyone looking to harm their lord, crashed upon the ranks of his captors>the white cloaks, the gold cloaks, the bannermen loyal to the pretender were all cut down in equal measure, no man could stand against the rage of the rat-catcher; after it was done, thousands lie dead. While thousands more cheered as their lord was carried out of the throne room unharmed
>>221429999Nice quints but you should check out some /gif/ videos from the UK stabbing is pretty easy
>>221429999Do they? I wouldn't know. Can you explain the intricacies of stabbing?
>>221429962Rahenyra whines and cries like a bitch while a crippled aegon kills like an animal tu survive his trials and tribulations (so he can be reborn as Aegon the Great, king of the Andals and the Rhoynar and yadq yada)
Speedwatcher here, did Jace's wife clocked that it was her sister on the sheep eater?
>>221430007quads, dummy
chudette BTFO
>>221429880>appear for 2 minutes>steal the showhow do they do it?
>>221430028Stop raping, ser!
>>221430011
>>221429962AURA>crippled aegon with a butter knife against a soldierbitch nigga>non injured rhaenyra executing a kneeling man with a valyrian steel sword
>>221430022I don't think so. I know Jace did, though. Good thing she got him killed.
>>221430022there's literally no way to know
>>221430022>jace's wifeshe's with Alyn now
>>221430010I cut meat sometimes and its a pain in the ass and I cut between bones, characters just stab wherever like people are made of jello
>For the rat catchers
>>221430028tries to rape and assaults the queen mother in her chamber; IS NOT SLAIN ON THE SPOT BY THE GUARDS....
>Main writer/adapter for the show proudly says she didn't watch the GoT show and claims to have read the books back in high school and gleefly talks about how she doesn't care about staying true to the story>Also the one responsible for getting the fucking trannytuber a role and writing stuff for itLiterally how did this happen? No I mean really, why would GoT put the hands of their next big, expensive spinoffs to their most popular series to a women whose writing credits are primarily....House and some feminist prison show.
>>221430028
>>221430022I don't think so. Because Daemon thought it was a new greens rider, and Rhaenyra didn't correct him. Baela or whatever her name is would have told her for sure.It's possible she did, but then the writing would be retarded (possible).
>>221429962my king
>>221430062It's GURM's fault for pandering to commie trannies his whole life. Now he regrets it I'm sure.
>>221430064HHHNNNNGGGGGG
>>221430064This is what we fight for.
>>221430086m-mommy...
>>221430018Everyone got nerf'd except for Aegon. Which is impressive, because they were all one dimensional in the book. And it's all the more funny since he's the one the writers are trying to make the audience hate.
So Baela's Nettles now?SHIT
>>221430028where are her guards?
>>221430086>>221430090so we all thought the same thing lol
>>221430042now imagine if we had lore accurate flame colors
>>221430086>>221430090Look at Rhaena and Baela over here....
>>221429880Anyone got the clip of Daemon telling Ulf and Hugh, “Don’t let me down”? I love it when you can tell even the actors have stopped giving a shit.
>>221430095Yeah the whole point of nettles wouldn't work given half the cast are black, and every army has a super strong woman or tranny to btfo the boys.
>>221430086Yup.
>>221429880HAHA, FLOPPY COCKS
>>221430056Kek
>season ends with alicent and helaena getting plapped side by side
Could Daemon take Omniman??
How are they going to adapt the smallfolk turning against Rhaenyra given they've retconned out every bad thing she did
>>221430115The show wouldn't imply they shared a room and bathed together in Maidenpool...r-right?
>>221430149smallfolx are flyover chuds who hate a strong queen at the helm
>>221430028I lost count of how many times Alicent got raped/sexually exploited in the show. One time the chick has consensual sex, it's used to ruin B&C scene.Did Olivia do something to piss of Hess, or are they still going with Alicent is "women for Trump" stand in even though she's Nyra's biggest cheerleader.
>>221430149Wait until they hear about her tax policy...
>>221430149They can always just have them pissed off by her rank incompetence and inaction.
>>221430149next ep apparently is the conceptual ep where she sulks and girl-bosses the whole ep from the red keep, being advised to raise taxes because shes broke and that will be enough for the small folk to rebel later
>>221430170Lmao
>>221429972Is it a nonsensical Diocletian reference, or is house Swyft going to play a role in her demise?
>>221430141oh hell yeah!
>>221430044and she missed the first time xDmore embarrassing than Theon executing ser Rodrik
So, where the fuck is Tyland?
Do you guys also wake up wanting to do a bit of the good ole rape', but some faggot black university professor calls the cops?
>>221430177queen rhae rhae isn't broke. she is raising taxes to pay for trans surgeries. only chuds would oppose her
>>221430195Dead
>>221430188Since no one tried to guess, no. I'm just guessing her chickens remark is somehow related to her youngest child (Maegor was it?) that got ripped apart by the crowd like a roast chicken in a chinese buffet.
>>221430195A landgrubber like you would not understand the sea lion lifestyle
Who does Daemond kill after Otto?Also how the fuck did Otto get captured and put in the black cells? Did I miss something last season?
Was it bad?
>>221430242larys intercepts otto after he got yeeted from being the Hand by aegon
Did Rhaegar and Robert dismount before their final clash?
Where is Aegon III?
>>221430149none of it happened, actually. it was just historical revisionism made up by rhaenyra's enemies.
I get it. I'm not saying it's right but I understand
>evil White men: the show
>>221430258Who was the second guy? Casper?
>>221430242it was very unclear in season 2he left and then was gone for an episode or twothen with zero fanfare he was shown to be in the back of a wagon with his hands cuffed and no explanation of how or why or who'd done it
>>221430242He kill the Iron Rod, Jasper Wylde. The rapist from earlier.
>>221430263On a ship to Pentos
>>221430149Pebs are stinky, gross, and religious, and hate to see a woman winning. I'm 1000% sure that's the narrative they're going with. Democracy got us Trump!
>blood barely has a scratch on him after literally murdering the princeThis was the biggest plot hole of the episode
>>221430242No one of consequence in the books at least (he's just part of the Green council). In the show the writers made him a rapist for some reason I couldn't understand.
>>221429961that 90 pound woman is obviously an incredible warrior, allowing her to earn the respect of her social betters in a medieval feudal system where all women are treating as equal if they're kick-ass ninja warriors.
>>221430305He's on team misogyny, of course he's a rapist.
>>221430305Who did Otto rape again? Or did you confuse him with Aegon
>>221430305>In the show the writers made him a rapist for some reason I couldn't understand.They're clearly going with the men bad angle.
>>221429890>schlop schlop schlop
>>221430305>In the show the writers made him a rapist for some reason I couldn't understandFanservice or the authors thinly veiled fetish?
>>221429890HYDRATION BREAK
>>221430312No im talking about the 2nd guy who got his head chopped off by Daemon
"My show may have the weak and feeble writing of Netflix, but I possess the cast and budget of an HBO"
AAAAARGH! ME SIDES!
>>221430305They had to make him a rapist so his execution didnt look bad
>>221430216Maelor doesn't exist in the show. And if they decide to throw him in, I imagine it will just be a stillbirth.I think it's just a dumb scene meant to highlight what an adorable, sweet little retard Helaena is.
>>221430321>tfw got range banned from /sp/ because i spammed gay porn during hydration breaks in game threads
Rhaenyra is embarassing and nobody respects her as queen.Rhaena and sheepstealer kills her own team.Alicent is a traitor.Helaena is mentally challenged.I can see why Westeros is misogynist.The feminism is leaving my body as I watch this show
>>221430325lmao. look at him raping his side belly with that tiny arrowhead
>>221430327>Rhaenyra isn't evil. Just incompetentFeminist writing has saved female characters
>>221430266she's begging to be raped. i wouldn't be surprised if she stipulated it in her contract.
>>221430325>Aegon stab a guy from behind>Aemond gets stabbed from behindMeaning?
>>221430339>House of the Foid"Maybe the real monsters were the women we met along the way?"
>>221430011What i dont understand about this scene is that when Daemon took over Harrenhal he did it during the night and he landed as silently as he could and snuck in. Which is why the Strongs were just casually eating dinner when he entered. Aemond on the other hand attacks during the day, burns half the castle and then lands his jumbo jet sized dragon right in the middle which would alert pretty much everyone in the castle to his presence. And still the Strongs are just chilling eating dinner. It's genuinely baffling how the writers dont even spend at least a few minutes thinking a scene through and if it makes sense or not.
>>221430339>Helaena is mentally challenged.all the best wives are
>>221430335DIdn't Helaena hold a child when she and Alicent tried to get out of KL? I have to rewatch...
>>221430339Don't forget Rhaenys massacring smallfolk to aura farm.What's with feminis being unable to write female characters?
>>221430339straight from reddit
>>221430279Jasper Wylde, he was Aegon/Aemonds master of laws in the small council. No idea why they decided having him try to rape Alicent was a good idea.
>>221430366Thats Jaehaera
>>221430366That's her daugher, Jaehaera.
These two's wacky adventures are the best part of S3 right now.
mommy
Was Helaena’s toxic butterfly a snap at grrm
>>221430339Don't forget cersei blowing up the pope and the nobility and dany razing a city of half a million people.The franchise keeps reaffirming women should never even be close to positions of power
>>221429905It would be ok if the characters were engaging but they are just boring and melodramatic
>>221430376>>221430380oooh right. No Maelor then.
>>221430383I completely agree.
Again with the nekkid men and their dangling cocks.
>>221430397WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE THEM DO?
>>221430393Don't forget Katlyn making every wrong choice and her sister being an insane psycho.
>>221430384I prefer chubby mommy over tranny mommy
>>221430383Why the hell are Triarchy niggers this far inland? Didn't they just intend to sack the Driftmark and fuck off back home?
>>221430407God, Katlyn really was a complete disaster.
>Helaena loves animals>Doesnt give a shit about her dragon
>>221430399There are unconfirmed leaks that Helaena is pregnant with Maelor and she will give birth during episode 4. Which would mean that there is a bit of a time skip since she is not visibly pregnant currently.
>>221430429who the fuck would the father even be?
>>221430001So did Rhys Ifan didn't want to be in the show after season or was he too expensive? What was the logic in disappearing him halfway through season 2 and only introducing him again 5 minutes before his death? Especially odd when he is the best actor in their ensemble
>>221430405Would you rather the penises be erect rather than dangling?
why does mysaria look so old in this episode? bitch aged like 20 years between S1 and now
>>221430454...yh
>>221430454when Alicent is present? yes, as it should
>>221430370some guy reposted the "habsburg dragon" joke from reddit like 3 times the past week
>>221430452they're making little nicky 2 and he needed a clear schedule
>>221429962That's my king.
>>221430435see >>221430283
>>221430454Would be funny seeing him getting a stiffy while Alicent walks past.
>>221430435maybe aemond was drunk and thought she was alicent
look at this ugly bitch
>>221430405Erm...jannies..?
>ruins every scene she's in
>>221430384tranny mommy*
>>221430486>missa called jar jar binks. missa your humble servent.
>>221430477>insert *boing* sound effect
>>221430031It's not that their scene was particularly good, it's just that every other scene was worse
>>221430480>HessIjk that bitch isn't German, definitely jewish.
>>221430480>mysaria and daemon will play angel and devil for rhae rhaehttps://youtu.be/7_LRSGIgJ4c
>>221430486a 12 year old white boy would set her straight
>steals every scene he's in
>everyone knows who Sheepstealer isSo why was it a big mystery in S2 about a dragon hiding in the Vale? And why did Daemon claim wild dragons are untamable when he specifically brought them up in S2 as options when counting the Blacks' available dragons?
>>221430486>weaau aer dea dtruea Quhween zsupportarsz
>>221430384She really is a terrible actress
>>221430486i muted her scene and read subtitlesand yeah shes some lesbo friend of hess's
I thought we were going to see Sunfyre this episode? Didn't the episode preview have Aegon hugging Sunfyre?
>>221430507That's not Simon Beale
>>221430507he's god fucking awful actually, the worst casting by a country mile and yes that includes the nogs
>>221430500>alicent is scared of rhae rhae making an example out of her>invites her into the city and orders defenses to be downwhat the fuck? why would you do those things if you know she is going to kill you?
>>221430522Aegon reunites with Sunfyre near Rooks Rest. Probably ep 4 or 5. Next episode is the one that takes places almost entirely within kings landing.
>>221429880
>hot and upset editioni like what they did with her makeup here
>>221430177Jesus another episode focused solely on the blacks? Why? they are so boring, why would you do that to your show?
>>221430405Barely a bare tit in 3 seasons but a dozen dicks instead. Tranny feminist show.
This episode was much better than the last one, simply because Daemond and the dragons had more screentime.
>>221430507matt smith is overrated
>>221430507nigga's head gets bigger but his face stays the same size
>Rhaenyra will replace the ratcatchers with cats instead of Otto
>>221430596His hair doesn't do him any justice, he looked best with the short hair after he killed the crabber
>>221430592>>221430537he has this thing called charisma. it's important to acting. that's why you look at him in every scene even though he's only average looking.
Genuinely felt like those old school game of thrones episodes. Last episode was a fantastic opener but this had such a nice character conclusion for most characters.
Helaena was always going to be hard to adapt, seeing as how she was a non-character in the books save for the fact that small folk adored her. But what they're doing is fucking embarrassing.Here's how I'd do it.>show why she's popular, genuinely religious royal who makes it her mission to work with the faith to improve the situation of the poor in the city>doesn't want to be queen, doesn't want to marry her fucking brother, but she has no choice in the matter>team green because her children are in danger if Nyra (read Daemon) gets the throne>gets shit done, helps create the peace terms that are given to Nyra>gives them to her herself, arriving on dragonback, Nyra tosses her crown instead of the maester chain/hand pin>she appeals to Nyra is a fellow mother, the war will cost them their children>most furious at Aemon over Luke's death, as this ends the war of ravens and escalates it to the war of dragons>advocated against dragon warfare unless necessary, argues mutually assured destruction at the small council meeting>B&C happens as it does in the books, she loses her shit>resignedly agrees with Aegon about THE RATCATCHERS, if one way paid off, any of them could be>knows that this is a war of annihilation now, but can't stomach it. can't bear to see Maelor, tries to kill herself and her children in a fit of madness and twisted sense of mercy, traumatizing them and herself even further, finally gets locked>freaks the fuck out when Nyra is let into the city, manages to escape in an attempt to reach Dreamfyre, but it stopped by the guards>delivers Alicent's greatest hits "bastard blood" and "rats play">pretends to go catatonic after Maelor dies>storming happens as a result of war and starvation, not her suicide>Nyra and Joff watch the destruction of their house from her chambers, believing her to be harmless>collects the debts, a son for a son, and Nyra took two>throws herself and Joff off of balcony, saving Syrax and Joff from embarrassment
>>221430633also>multiple scenes where she's wearing a corset and a thong
The show has way too much money to blow and they waste it on useless shit. What did it add to the ep showing several closeups of Corly's bastard flying by on the dragon.
>>221430642you need to be reminded as often as possible that black people exist
>>221430406Anything, please just do anything
>>221430615lol he looks inbred, that’s why we can’t look away he has zero charisma
>>221430058>IS NOT SLAIN ON THE SPOT BY THE GUARDS....Being a royal guard isn't easy; they have to stand guard all day long. That day, they surely saw more sexual action than in the entire month.
>>221429905Gotta launder that money somehow
>>221430642Them 4 negaryons in the beach is cringe af.
>>221430305>for some reasonBran warged into him across time and space.requesting the it was beautiful.webm btw
a short summary of westeros>"I am king!">"No, I am king!">"No, I am king!">"No, I am king!">"No, I am QUEEN!">"No, I am queen!"and...so on
>>221430625yeah feels like good old s8 DnD level retardation except with some outdated 50yo's ideas of feminism thrown in
>>221430058QG might've thought Ironrod is giving her the Heimlich...
>>221430510Look man, the writers (understandably) didn't want to subject themselves to rewatching season 2
>>221430720S8 was at least funny.
>>221430031Everyone loves underdogs who have to defy destiny.
>>221430712>human history is just people bickering over who is going to sit at the top of shit mountain
>>221430417Now that their fleet’s broken, maybe they’re just stuck in Westeros.
>>221429950i agree. there's some amazing cinematography in this episode. i thought they had blown all their budget in episode 1 but still some expensive as shit in this one too.
>>221430732s8 was also better, to be fair.
That scene with Rhaenyra walking up to the throne with a trail of bloody footsteps left in her wake...bravo...just bravo...!
>>221430773she walks like an old man
>>221430339bruh don't get in the way of the chud's ITT making a culture war out of every scene. the only thing it's missing is tits and pussy and on that the chuds have a point
My sister says if Viserys got Helaena and Jace to marry the conflict wouldn't be as bad. Is she right>t.booklet
>somehow Aegon the retard and his retarded friend get the throne back K
>>221430779they were right to get rid of all the swords except for the throne in the later kingdom. its gaudy as hell.
>>221430736only recent history
Giving credit to S3 of HOTD - it has far more action than S2 did. I wonder if that has anything to do with the writer strikes.
>>221430804I miss milly :(Can we still return to monke?
>Damon doesn’t just take the throne and kill these women
it’s circled all the way back to Victorian-style misogyny. Women are pure, untouched by rage and corruption, they are gentler than men and innately they just can’t handle tough decisions, not to mention they are naive and trusting. That kind of shit.
>>221430149I remember when the smallfolk were an important factor during the first seasons in the Kings Landing episodes. Until later, when Cercei would blow up the sept with wildfire without any repercussions
>>221430828I dont ever wanna see this uggo
>>221430795Hard to say. There's still three dudes ahead of Rhaenyra in the line of succession, + how ever many sons her brothers have. War is probably still on, except the blacks get Dreamfyre on their side too.What Viserys should have done is listen to Alicent (Otto on the show) and marry Rhaenyra and Aegon.
>>221430795Doesnt solve anything, only solution is marrying Nyra and Aegon
>yeah I’m just gonna give the throne to my childhood friend who I used multiple times what could go wrong >omg how could you kill my father who started all this and I failed to bring Aegon
This episode was so god damn funny the added almost rape scene made me kek so fucking hard I legit thought they would have a scene of rhaenyra slipping over in the blood to really hammer home the sentiment they were laboring over too
>>221430828no ty
Can we get a webm of Daemon and the cunt power walking down the hall? Just after Daemon 7 v 1'd some guards.
>>221430804>implying monkes don't warlol
>how could you kill my dad I fucked yours and had bastards who I and my dad waged war against you >feel bad for me because hecking chopping off head is sad
>>221430031>if only my boi Orso dan Luthar had a ride or die man he didn't let go of to protect said man, he would've made it out of Adua
imagine how much funnier all these scenes would be if rhaenyra was fat. making her normal weight was the biggest blunder of this series
Daemon is ready to kill the Strongs but doesn't; Aemond does it without hesitation.Daemon gets to harrenhall and we see him checking his corners, keeping mind of his surroundings. Even after he realizes the Strongs aren't going to fight, he still keeps his guard up. Aemond is nominally a good sword fighter, but is to inexperienced to have even the basic situational awareness and foresight to consider someone as weak as the Strong boys would stab him in the back.
>>221430374>No idea why they decided having him try to rape Alicent was a good idea.Because muh men are evil. Also he was named ''Ironrod'', I guess Sara thought it meant rapist Daemon and Raenyra are so fucking dumb>let's enter the red keep alone, no matter if we get jumped>let's not ask Massarya and her spies to help or verify if Alicent was bullshitting us>let's antagonize the two random people we just made Dragon rider, surely nothing wrong will happen>let's antagonize the weird forest witch, not even by making some real empty promises like ''sure, I'll ask the queen if she can give you Harrenal, lmao''
>an actual king clawing his way out of a shit situation
>>221430876>slipping over in the bloodgets impaled by a dozen swords growing in the stairs towards the throne...
Anyone have a webm of Helaena smiling after she says she wishes no beasts harmed?
>>221430905Kinda of based but also cringe
>>221430712Fuck you, Im the king nigga
>>221430865>>221430865>marry Rhaenyra and Aegon.Would they be joint rulers like William and Mary of England/Scotland/Ireland?
>HOW COULD YOU KILL OTTO I RAPED YOURS!!!Everyone in this show is satanic
>>221430918Basically, yeah.In reality, they're both useless retards, so the hand would be the one doing the ruling.
>>221430795>Helaena and JaceGreat match, but I can't imagine Aegon or Aemond would accept their sister marrying a bastard
>>221430706Aren't the girls' Targaryens through Daemon? Yeah I keep forgetting they're his as well.
>>221430904I agree with all your points, but I felt like Daemon was just telling her the truth for that last one. She's a literal nobody and is asking for the giant castle.
>>221430918probably like old king Joe and Alyssane, but reversed for Aegon being the minor partner
>>221430902Daemon is gonna BTFO him so hard it's gonna be bibilical. Little one-eyed pup is not on the same level.
Will Daemon vs Aemond be good?
the story would be infinitely better if they focused on making rhaenyra and aegon close like siblings instead of rhaenicent bs
>>221430952same motivation as ulf white. seems like everyone that's going to "betray" the blacks is greedy, capitalist scumbag
>>221430964so far action has been the only thing they did decently this season, I'm kind hopeful for that
I think Tywin said it best with these stupid women in this show “You’re not as smart as you think you are”
>>221430923>NOOOOO PRIME ALICENT STOP RAPING ME WHIlE HAVING A FACE LIKE YOUR DAD MADE YOU DO IT AND YOU ARE DEAD INSIDE
>>221430964its 90% just cgi and acting so probably, they cant fuck that up with bad wirting
>>221430967>rhaenyra and aegon close like siblingnah but agreed on removing the rhaenicent bs
>"The White Worm">is yellow?
>>221430967>rhaenyra and aegonDo they even interact in the books. Don't think they have in the show
>>221430985only when aegon kills her
>>221430964Is that this season? The budget for the CGI seems pretty good this season, but if it's not this season then who knows
>>221430964lol aemond is going to series finale homelander and will be begging to suck cock and eat daemon's shit. why would you expect anything different from these showrunners?
>>221430028>>221430064Should have let him pour some kids into her haha....
>>221430976>alicent raped king v>now shes getting raped in every episodethis is kino writing
Is the showrunner a secret racist misogynist? Is he purposely making every scene with black actors bad so that he offload the majority of critics as racist.The girl power stuff is also overbearing, really didn't need whatever cringe that stark goth viking thing was. The random elevation of Jasper as a character just to be a rapist to get executed alongside Otto was definitely a feminist nod.I know criticising woke is boomer-coded and you aren't allowed to do that anymore but it's clearly smothering what could've been a decent show here. HotD usually has good meat for TV but gets in it's own way
Wherever Jasper goes he must rape
>the queen dowager has been sneaking around?>time to rape
>>221430028>>221430064What was the point of this scene? These two have barely interacted up until now
Condom and Hess piss me off so muchhttps://youtu.be/7_LRSGIgJ4c
>>221431016Kek
Absolutely hilarious episode
>>221431018To punish her for fucking over her own side. Also give him a break he was just trying to rub one out...
Any foid that must say "I am queen" is no true queen.
>>221430975>“You’re not as smart as you think you are”the best advice Tywin ever gave Cercei.Reading the books, it's crazy how easily she get's played by almost everyone in her inner circle.
>complains the entire series about men telling her what to do>listens to Dameon about cutting Otto’s head which BOTH ARE THESE MEN ARE THE REASON THIS STARTED Truly high IQ moment
>>221431018the dude caught the queen committing treason and dooming the green sideso naturally they wrote him attempting to rape her so that she could still be seen as a "victim" to the audienceit's really blatant and gross to use rape like that
>>221431018hes a white male and on team misogyny, it was only a mater of time until he started raping
>be me >dragon >chillin in my mountain cave eatin fine sheep >one day some dumb darkie shows uo >forced to obey by some black magic >she immediately takes me to war where i nearly get killed Whoever wins im on the dragons side
>>221431038well they didn't depict anything in this scene. it was just an attempt and the best we saw was a little bit of back skin
>>221430795Jace marrying Baela kept the Velaryons in line. It probably also helped limit Daemon's ambition for the throne to remaining prince consort. There could still be a war, would just play out differently.
Imagine if the Maester raped her moments afterwards. Kino
>>221429950>rhaenyra throws more tantrums every scene over shit she caused>takes the throne with no resistance (lol)>kills Otto for no raisin>also aemond nearly dies to a knife wound for no real reason and now has to be saved by shitty witch no one cares about who MUST be forced into the plotlolthis shit was pure slopi have no idea what people are smoking calling any of this goodThe only parts of HoTS worth watching was Viserys in Season 1 and the battles. Everything else is just pure modern slop with tons of gratuitous male nudity (no female nudity, of course), PoCs and girlbosses.
>>221431038It's not rape if the one getting raped is (or used to be) chudly.>Sam Hyde quote here
>Both Alicent and Rhaenyra after lying and betraying each other for 400th times in this show
>>221431052>>221431058If he had outed her and had her imprisoned first he probably could've raped her there. Poor guy just got the order wrong
The throne room scenes made me cringe. There's no way in hell that a woman who is high born and spent her life preparing to be queen would behave like that. She would have been trained to burry her emotions in court and she would damn well that Daemon would have to be the one swinging the sword. And having her cry on the throne in front of said court would be an unacceptable show of weakness.I prefer the greens because of haelena and Aegon (his actor is a treat), but it annoys me how much rhae is clearly now an over written fanfic
BRING AEGONTHE USURPERTO ME
>>221431018They can't have one Green character be a stand-up guy. Every man in Team Green must be a psycho rapist or incestuous chud freak.
>>221431018They needed to execute some people in the finale to add some stake to it, but then they released that no one remembers who he is. So they added the attempted rape scene to make the viewers hate him and cheer when he gets executed later.
A FATHER FOR A FATHER
Master of Rapes
>>221431083honest mistake. he'll get it right next time
The show’s mostly trash, but fuck... those Rhaenyra scenes broke me. Anyone else ran to hug their mom after thisepisode?
>>221431024>those top comments saying what a great episode this wasThese have to be bots right? After sorting by new you get real varied opinions
>>221431018just a general 'wow women have it so hard all men are rapists' etc.there was literally 0 reason or logic to what he did, most of this series is just shockslop now, there's a reason GRRM has stated this has nothing to do with his books at this point, it's just fanfiction
>>221431088https://youtu.be/H6c44W_oMBE crazy how much better prime GoT did this kind of scene
>>221431072>for no raisin
emma is cooking y'allsunfyre's meal that is
>A NIGGER FOR A NIGGER What did the writers mean by this?
>>221431088Why is she so pathetic and crying. Whyd she kill him herself? I thought that was a Northernfag only thing.
>>221431087The more they suck of Rheanyra, the more of a likeable underdog Aegon becomes.
>>221431109Please do tell what she stands to gain from killing Otto?All she did was fuel the fires for rebellion and almost certainly make Alicent crash out.
>>221431120Also can’t she just say no? Like wtf is Daemon gonna do besides throw a huge fit. He did this as bait
>Aemond "fights" three unarmed men, while in full arms and armour with the biggest dragon and striking first after being offered surrender>fucking dieslmao
>>221431127I think he's laughing at the spelling mistake bro
>>221431120She's been pathetic the whole time. Not sure why people think she's new. She's spent the entire story crying, bitching about others, doing either nothing or the wrong decision, begging for advice and then ignoring it, or just throwing tantrums. As an adult, too. She was unironically more composed and smarter as a child, which is hilarious.
>>221431127
>>221431090this is pretty much it imo, it was put in there so the foids and simps in the audience can cheer as daemon cuts of his head. its funny how casually they use rape to manipulate the audience
>>221431138then he's a newfag and needs to lurk more
Argentina used to be 85% whiteReal Argentinians will never be brown, no matter how much this hurts the subhumans on this shitty brown website.
>>221431087>I prefer the greens because of haelena and Aegon (his actor is a treat),nah fuck haelena. her character has turned into shit too. the only greens worth watching at this point are aegon-larys duo and ormund
>>221431135no you see now the witch will save him and he'll fall in love with her and she'll pull the strings like the girlboss she is :)
>>221431130I also dont understand why she kills Otto if she wants to make up with Alicent and end the war. Killing her dad is gonna just piss her off and could prolong the war.
>>221431135Edgelord larper when reality sets in and realizes he's never fought on foot in a battle
>>221431159Rhaenyra kinda forgot about Alicent...
>>221431135Why do these retards keep getting off their dragons and going in solo? At least when Daemon did it last episode he had other soldiers behind him, still retarded though
>>221431160nigga he's trained by the best knight in westeros at that point.
If after all the heavy lifting Daemon does for Rhaenyra she still chooses Mysaria I'm gonna laugh
>>221431087>woman who is high born and spent her life preparing to be queenshe didnt, she spent her youth sucking her brother's and her kingsguard captain's cock. the targ shittery had gotten to this level of decadence that it wouldnt have mattered whatever they do, total collapse was coming in matter of generations whether or not rhaenyra was crowned or not.
>>221431153cope
hurr durr buuk alicent was a villain>let's marry nyra and aegon!>how about another great council?>okay, so, these are the overly generous peace terms for nyra, hopefully she'll be reasonable>LET'S JUST HAVE A GREAT FUCKING COUNCIL!>just let them in, no point in roasting plebs, i'll be their hostage>how about we just split the realm in two and end this stupid fucking war?Truly and evil bitch.
>>221431160>>221431170Which makes this even more retardedHe's literally show cutting down like 20 soldiers just before that sceneand then he starts larping and gets stabbed by some unarmored rando with a knife
Otto died with the impression everyone on his side was dead
Were the Hightowers wardens of the South at this point in time? Why didn't the Gardeners or whoever the fuck came before the Tyrells not rein in their uppity vassal like a Warden should, or did they also declare for the Greens?
>>221431127>to gain from killing OttoOtto could have been more valuable, as a hostage.But, if anyone deserves to die in this war, it's the man who started the conflict
>>221431171Sorry sweetie, he's a m*n.
Despite all the flaws of warrior queen Raerae, I do like the design of her sword.
>>221431158Of course, and that was hamfistedly set up with Daemon denying her obscene reward request but it's all such poor writing
>>221431186RIP. Rhys Ifans was wonderful.
>>221431135>fucking dieswhere do you retards keep getting this notion? have you never watched a tv show before?
>>221431184in the BTS video, the actor said aemond let his guard down because the strongs were so pathetic.
>>221430086>>221430090>mogs rhaenyra so hard even her own side wants to rape her
>>221431195It's her son's sword, the one that died last ep
>>221431192>it's the man who started the conflictbut viserys is already dead
>>221431192Otto didn't start it. Rhaenyra did, because she decided to make a claim with no proof."but my dying schizoid dad changed his mind at the last second i swear!!! i was the only one there to hear it and it only benefits me but it's totally true!!"
>>221431190Warden of the South is 1 years old at the time of the Dance
>>221431186Nice catch>>221431200Absolutely. He will be missed.
>>221431201Obviously the witch saves him but because the way that scene is so poorly done and the equally poor way her now changed motivation scene was poorly done means that it comes off incredibly retarded and he should have bled to death after being shanked by a peaceful courtier
>>221431192>valuable hostageNot really. He's old. He's no longer Hand. It's not like Aemond or Ormund Hightower care that much if he's dead or alive.
mommy alys, save mee
>>221431212Oh, guess she has no redeeming qualities anymore.
>>221430090>Not even a hint of cheek>multiple shots of full frontal male nudity for absolutely no reasonI sure do love modern television
>>221431219what?
>>221431135he got stabbed on purspose, it was all part of his plan to look pathetic and get her sympathy. he just wants alys to nurture him and feed him breast milk from her mommy milkers while stroking his hair and telling him hes a good boy.
>>221431169I suppose in Aemond's case he doesn't want Cole and Alicent's brother getting the credit of leading the troops seizing the castle normally. He wanted to copy Daemon's soloing of the castle earlier in the war and should have rightly died for it
I just wanna see the Hour of the Wolf already man
>>221431234He's literally the head of one of the most powerful houses in Westeros. Are you retarded?
mother sexo
>>221431250Fuck, I need to up my rizz game
>>221431170whomst? you better not say Criston.
>>221431250Did he even get stabbed? I was under the impression that Ays magicked him .
>>221431277he got stabbed with a butter knife, yeah
THERE'S EVEN A SNEK SHE DOESN'T WANT
>>221431069It would be fitting considering he's black
>>221431268Thats Ormund
>>221431270Her and old man Strong are such divas with their outfits. Royal family is getting absolutely fashioned mogged.
>>221431153messi cuckitinni
>>221431268He's not. Ormund is lord. Otto was the brother of the lord and now uncle to the lord.Don't call me retarded if you don't know shit yourself
Are you seriously going to tell me Westerosi aren't racially prejudiced against literal niggers?
I miss Raised by Wolves so much
>>221430149the smallfolk can't support her because she had a face full of boogers and she missed otto's neck
>>221431219Anon, you're confus
>>221431311Real shit
>>221431219>alicent at viserys' deathbed moment
>>221431311Praise Sol we had some nice threads
>>221431192>But, if anyone deserves to die in this war, it's the man who started the conflictviserys?>>221431231people regularly survive being stabbed 10+ times, he got stabbed once to his hip, are with basically nothing vitally critical.
I think all the babes on the show, Rhaenyra, Alicent, and Haelena, should be raped.
>>221431310What happened to all the black people after the Dance in the show verse if almost none are in GoT
>>221431222Gotcha, thanks.
>>221431345BVSED
>>221431345Anon you forgot your picture.
>>221431349Genuinely how can they explain this in lore besides ethnic cleansing?
>>221431345Haelena gets raped in a kind way.
>>221431345Jasper you can't just rape all the royals
>>221431349the seed is weak
>>221431349They did say that Egg cared about the plight of the common man. Maybe the nigg genocide was one of his decrees to make their lives easier.
>>221431342>people regularly survive being stabbed 10+ times, he got stabbed once to his hip, are with basically nothing vitally critical.Ignoring the fact that the entire scene makes him look like the biggest loser ever and is only saved by Alys and the shit plot way they're making them hook up, taken both in fiction and in real life getting stabbed in the kidneys and then passing out is very much a short hand for fucking dying when you're alone in enemy territory with foes still present in the castle to stab you a few more times if they so wish.
>>221431371you think any of the show's writers give a single fuck about lore?
>>221431378The Raymun Fossoway/Jasper Wylde synthesis, rape the Targs to death
>>221431371A mysterious sickness that only kills black people is probably the only way.
Nyra pretending to be strong is so cute. She deserves a good plaping.
>>221431349Without dragons there was no strong state to provide welfare so they all went to Essos instead as they had more generous systems in place.
>>221430064whomst amongus?
Aemond suffered a fatal aura loss
>>221431408>The TND virus
>>221431270I like that they cast both Mother and Father, even though the latter gets way more screentime.
>>221431371what can explain all the targs turning pale silver haired white when aegon and his sisters were half velaryon so basicaly they looked like baela or laenor in this show
>>221431431I like in the abstract that they were cast, but not that Mother and Father are in this shit.
Can't wait for our new main Green character Ormund Hightower to be revealed as a evil rapist chud. He'll probably molest Daeron
>Otto cries about murdering all the rat catchers>Daemon announces his execution by announcing the big rat they've foundPOTTERY!
>>221431463Turns out the real ratcatchers were the targs...
>>221431385>not dying is short hand for dyingno, but him getting lured in a trap in a cursed castle by his traitor mom is shorthand for his mom being a traitor>>221431424you know "aura" can have attributes right? like "murderous aura" or "gleeful aura"
>>221431474It wasn't a trap lmao, he got killed by three guys having dinner
Would you shelter her?
>>221431102you may have realised this during covid, the majority of people on this planet are functionally npcs
>>221431474incel cuck aura
>The Blacks (actually the writers) somehow forgot about Dreamfyre
>>221431052>it's really blatant and gross to use rape like thatkek i just realized they're doing the whole "he's technically right.... but he's also a hecking... nazi? okay?" discredit>>221431492eh, it's really shittily written but it is a trap. that's what the whole deal with alicent's grooming behavior was about last episode.>>221431516i don't think aemond is a cuck.
>>221431385>very much a short hand for fucking dying when you're alone in enemy territorydid you forget this show had Arya Stark, take multiple knife wounds to the stomach, before disappearing into a dirty canal. Without any serious wounds or infections.
>>221431497>princess comes back with a dragon. Still tell her to fuck off
Are all the women in this universe hairy down there?
>>221431497She's one of the most unfortunate looking chicks on the cast, so no.That said, why is she begging when she has a giant fucking dragon? Just promise to turn the Eyre into another Harranhall.
>>221431539Probably not in Dorne and Essos.
>Preston cries that he can't do episode reviews because he has too many other projects (that nobody cares about) and riffs off how this mirrors the fat fuckThis is a joke right?
who the fuck is preston
>>221431534>it was shit before so you can't call out when it's shit again>>221431527It wasn't really a trap though, it was just to get him and Vhaeger out of Kings Landing so the Blacks could occupy the city and end the war. Aemond would realistically take Harrenhal but then have the entire kingdom against as basically an outlaw which he absolutely couldn't survive in the long term. But in the short term he's fine, it's just that it's all written so retardedly that it's barely a step up from slipping on a banana peel and breaking his neck
>>221431570>who the fuck is preston
Dragons really are jetpacks, aren't they?>Red is Ceraxes>Green is Vermithor/Silverwing>Blue is Sheepstealer>Purple is VhagarAll in one episode
>Rhaenyra quotes Elizabeth I about how she has the heart and stomach of a king>does nothing but whine and cry the whole episode>can't even kill her enemy without throwing a massive strop about it
>>221431497if she was a hot silver haired bimbo like in the book then maybe
>>221431594>Rhaena goes from the gullet to the Eerie>when she arrives she's told by the ruler lady that Jace is deadso this means a raven flew from dragonstone to deliver that newsthis means a raven somehow flew faster than a dragon
>Alys asked for HarrenhallWhat did she do to earn it btw?I can't recall her doing anything useful for the Blacks....
>>221431594for me it was Lady Arryn finding out about Jace moments after it happened
>>221431378But a man must try.
>>221431645Maybe they stopped for lambchops.
>>221431681she's in the girls group chat
>>221431679fucking with Daemon for over ten hours
>>221431537>>221431548>why is she begging when she has a giant fucking dragon?Can she even consider the dragon her property? It seems like *she* is the pet.
sex with jeyne arryn
>>221431733And then she offers her services to Lady Arryn as if she has any control over the dragon.
>>221431755>>221431755>>221431755>>221431755NEW
>>221431497No, she's bad luck.
>>221431745Unconsensual sex with Jeyne Arryn!
>>221430163Everyone is a flyover chud to literal dragonriders
>>221431679She poisoned old lord Tully
>>221430062Pic rel is why it happens. The how is more difficult to discern, I guess in most cases the studio execs just want malleable showrunners who will work for peanuts + have some kind of disability (black, gay, woman etc) they can exploit for good publicity. One thing for sure, even after all the flops they still believe these kinds of IPs are too big to fail.
>>2214299051. As someone already pointed out; money laundering. It's a way for wealthy men to transfer money to women who are giving them sexual favours.2. Mostly women watch American drama TV-series, they simply prefer "personal drama" between characters, which is very budget efficient to shoot.
>>221429962Aegon has done more for the war effort than the fat whore of Dragonstone ever has.
