for the ratcatchers editionprev >>221447371
>>221454457
1st for Balckwood supremacy
I better not see a single rat archer in this thread
>>221454457>fucks his sister>murders children>rapes his sister over father's corpse>break his oaths>slays his own kingaegon ii vs jaime is basically the HR harassment meme. the normie crowd is way too kind to jaime because he looks a lot better than aegon ii does
>Aegon and Sunfyre MIA>Dreamfyre is captured (useless anyway)>Aemond is alone seething in Harrenhall>Hightower host only have the young ThessarionHow is the war nor over, both in the books and in the show? The black have like X3 times the dragons. Why not just fly to Lannisport, Oldtown and Storm's End and force capitulation?
>>221454457wow otto was so kind. he even made the image for rats
>>221454457THEY ARE FATHERS AND BROTHERS AND SONS
>>221454484>takes noblewoman Brienne of Tarth's maidenhead then says SEE YA! leaving her crying and bleeding in bed as he runs off back to his evil hag sister
>>221454503DO NOT READ THE FUCKING SPOILERUlf and Hugh will defect to the Greens with their big ass dragons
Reminder that the only person to actually get raped in this entire series is Criston Cole.
>>221454457dragonpit issue>>221454443>I dont get the logistics oin the book they are chained and thus no flight and limited in movement. Thousands of fanatics and the dragons made a mess of it due to the movement limits and pain. It was 4 dragons and they were not of great size, 2 were small the other 2 not vhaegar or vermithor size.thousands of crazy people attacking, in effect they were like rage zombies with weaponsbut in the series if very spacious and i have not seen chains, so who knows
>>221454529He clearly sees himself in Brienne, another incestuous act
>>221454536>small >Dreamfyre hatched during the reign of Aegon the Conqueror, she is one of the oldest and largest dragons alive during the Targaryen civil war.
>>221454536You are forgetting the Warrior himself
>History doesn’t remember blood, it remembers names
>>221454503In the books Rhaenyra loses to betrayals by the dragonseeds and a terrible tax policy that is the whole culmination of George's "What was Aragorn's tax policy" autistic rant. None of this stuff will be her fault in the show because poor Rhae is a victim of patriarchy but also not feminist enough to be capable of making her own decisions.
>>221454457'twas time the bitch queen paid a price
We only briefly saw Dreamfyre when Aemond went down there after the pig. I don't remember how big Dreamfyre was in that, but was big enough and ornery enough to scare Aemond out of there.
>>221454457On the one hand this show is unironically one of the worst I've seen and I feel kinda bad giving them views. On the other hand I'm having ALOT of fun making jokes about it while I watch it with my gf.
>>221454457If aemond died im done with the show
>>221454561Doesn't matter when the whole futire Targ line is descended from Rhaenyra. Only (((maesters))) care about losts of names. Rhaenyra won.
>>221454457>>221454482>>221454504>>221454507>The ratcatchers! Idiot! The king is my grandson and my grandson is a fool. He’s worse than a fool: he’s murdered innocent men! And hanged them from the walls of the city for all to see! They are fathers and brothers and sons! And their wives and children gather now at our gates to weep and curse your name! With your child’s blood we bought their approval; with your mother’s tears we made a bitter sacrifice against the deprivations to come and you’ve thrown it away. After all I’ve done for you. Thoughtless. Feckless. Self-indulgent. Gods help us all! Instead of judgement you display impetuousness and diminish us in the eyes of our enemy. Ill-considered. Trifling. You never think of your father: his forbearance, his judiciousness, his dignity. He was right about you. Insolent pup.
>>221454532>>221454562None of this would had happened Is the Just like....send immediately her dragons to ask for surrender the moment the took the Throne?And even with these two, Blacks still have a decisive dragon advantage
>>221454579we saw her 3 times
>>221454610When was the other two?
>>221454595Why are you against the maesters? They care about the common Andal people. Do you think Valyrian supremacist Daemon Targaryens cares whether you live or die? Whether his dragon eats your livestock? You’re like a black Republican.
>>221454595And yet its green's blood that eventually took the Throne
>>221454457>>221454596rarcatcher memes are cringe and will never catch on
Rhaenicent is seriously giving Korrasami a run for its money as most retarded ship ever. These characters should fucking hate each other and it just makes no sense. Only a childless woman would believe a mother would kill her kids in order to get back with her bestie.
>>221454555 Eventually one of her eyes was nicked by a crossbow bolt. Half-blind and maddened, Dreamfyre flew into the Dragonpit's great dome above, which cracked on impact. Half of it came tumbling down, crushing her and the dragonslayers under tons of broken stone and rubble.She is strong enough to break the chains but the pain form the injury makes her get herself killed while trying to escape that mess.
>>221454605>the took>She took
>>221454580I like the universe. Fat fuck has nice imagination.
>>221454632>t. rat
>>221454641Fool of a Took!
>>221454562>None of this stuff will be her fault in the show because poor Rhae is a victim of patriarchy but also not feminist enough to be capable of making her own decisions.That's the wildest part- that their apparent definition of a strong woman is someone who's morally flawless but a constantly sobbing, pathetic mess who gets pushed around/manipulated by everyone
>>221454626Good, that means I'm.not a mentally ill troon>>221454627No Green blood survives in the future, all Targs come from Rhaenyra
>>221454555ok 3 were smallShrykosMorghulTyraxes2 were notDreamfyreSyrax
>>221454632>and will never catch onYes, they will never catch on
>>221454656They just want her to be a constant victim and to feel her feelings. She's the ideal woman to them.
>>221454664>He dosent know
>>221454665Watching Syrax die will be hard. She is very cute.
>>221454664>No Green blood survivesHouse Stark sends their regards
>>221454555 Syrax eventually died fighting the rioters instead of just flying and burning them he went in full claw and fang
>>221454681>Decapitated by a giant avatar of the Warrior Nah it will be epic
>>221454671>>221454683>Green schizoid desperationKinda funny ngl. You lost. Rhaenyra and Daemon won.
>>221454671Who's the wheelchair-pusher? Like, is that somebody from the crew who got to be an extra that day? Or did they do a casting call for "dumb loser who pushes tree around"? Is he meant to be a northerner or what?
>>221454696Viserys II died and was replaced by a Lyseni boy btw
>>221454537>He clearly sees himself in BrienneThe shaft sinks deep!
>>221454633>Only a childless woman would believe a mother would kill her kids in order to get back with her bestie.Checks out- she's a lesbian with an adopted kid, so in her mind kids are probably more or less an accessory lmao
>>221454665Syrax is a useless bitch wouldn't be surprised if she forgot how to breathe fire
Why didn't the Targs genocide King's Landing as punishment for killing their dragons? Seroous questions. I would have.
>>221454736I wouldn't even want that news to get out. You pretty much have to kill everyone who knows.
a little on the nose there, eh Georgie?
>>221454555Tyraxes killed so many people with his fire that soon the corpses blocked the front entrance to his lair. However, the Shepherd (lunatic fanatic leader) then directed the mob to break into the lair via the back entrance, and hundreds of people rushed in with swords and spears and axes.if they do not make this the best episode with hundreds of human fanatics dying in the fight and we see they should be disintigrated.
>>221454692Based>>221454733She's pretty and always talks shit to the bigger dragons, gotta respect that.
>>221454723yes very good anon take your virtue points
>>221454708Podrick?
>>221454758based kino amiwhite chudbro. syrax always delivers the kino
>>221454755Fuck, it's gonna be like the Sept blowing up again with the Sparrow. George really does only write one single fucking story.
>best scene in your episode is a background moment between CGI creaturesGrim. Hess is worse than D&D.
>>221454777That's Podrick?
>>221454457Why was he in prison? when the fuck did that happen?
>>221454671>Blood Raven’s heir became the eternal God KingDoes this count as a Targ victory?
>>221454787Cyrax a cute
>>221454782More like bumrushing the local dog pound because theres 4 pitpulls named princess who mauled small children and aren't being put down
>>221454782 During the battle, all Dragonkeepers were slaughtered.so that is a huge loss
>>221454671Why is bran smiling here? I thought he was terminally autistic and unable to emote?
>>221454814when they decided they needed a convenient way for Rhaenyra to kill him so that Alicent would turn back against her for some reason
>>221454782According to the tale, as others fled, the Shepherd faced Syrax on his own, calling upon the Seven for succor, until the Warrior himself took form, thirty feet tall, with a black blade made of smoke that turned to steel. this is asshai blood magic
>>221454823There's this theory that the house of Catelyn's mother descends from Aemond & Alys.
A son for a son.
Why did Ser Rape suddenly engage rape mode?
>>221454887There's multiple other accounts of Syrax dying to some commoners.The truth of course is that she dies of internal bleeding mid-fight after a ratcatcher poisoned her food to avenge Otto.
>>221454850There are more on Dragonstone>>221454896>Green loser delusions
>>221454754>Velaryons join the Blacks>Showrunners make them all black
>>221454951This sort of thing needs to be mocked relentlessly until it becomes a normalfag thing and the producers are fucking shamed. Same with black Snape.
>>221454595Rhaenyra doesn’t care about her blood. She wants to be queen. She failed. Aegon was the one who wanted his blood but his name persisted. They both lost and won.
>>221454503>>Dreamfyre is captured (useless anyway)Per some leaks, angry Helaena sees Dreamfyre at the dragonpit after Rhaenyra takes Jaehaera away from her
>Rhaenyra was in desperate need of coin, Lord Bartimos Celtigar, her new master of coin placed new taxes on the populace that increased day by day. The smallfolk slowly started to turn against her, and eventually named her "King Maegor with teats." The term Maegor's Teats became a common curse in King's Landing for a hundred years thereafter.We lost Rhaenyra's kino tax policy
>>221454982Now I see why GRRM disowned the show and sperged out on his blog
Tyland status?
>>221454996Jaeharys I's tax policy was taxing luxury goods and construction and renovation of castles and palaces, and he was the good king so we know the ideal tax policy. The problem for Rhaenyra trying to just copy it is that it amounted to taxing the rich and there aren't any in KL.
>>221454982Taxes really don't work that way. The king taxes the major lords, and the major lords tax the minor lords, and the minor lords tax the little people beneath them. This isn't the fucking 17th century putting tax stamps on paper and tea.
>>221455030KL is the crown's personal fiefdom so the smallfolk can be taxed without any intervening local lords.
Couldn't even give us an ass shot in the rape scene? Not even panties? Fucking hell.
>>221454787Are the dragons kissing?
Never easier to be a Fossoway chad.
>>221454501why do you ask questions you know the answer to
>>221455082More like rubbing heads/necks to show affection which is their equivalent I guess. They are mated just like their riders.
>>221454562She also lost by getting fucking fat. George should have thrown in a famine too so the common folks would be seething at her grotesque pig body
>Syrax dies to a ratcatcher's poison>Shepherd declares the dragon's sudden death to be a miracle from the seven>the smallfolk celebrate Warrior smiting the beastdare I say...kino?
Jaehaera > Daenaera
>>221455107Based. Troon lies about dragons not needing a mate to produce BTFO. Another tranny L.
>>221454596What an utterly bizarre speech. But Rhys Ifans sold as well as it was conceivably possible
>>221455141Dragons shouldn't need a mate to produce eggs, otherwise the series will end with them extinct (Drogon can't be a single parent) which is sad.
>>221454708>t.small dicked loser Pod the pussy slaying God is maneuvering the 3 eyed ravens mobile squatting platform yes
>>221455165There are dragons in the wild. Drogon is not the only one. Dragons mating is canon.
I didnt watch original GoTIs it ever explained why are dragons letting themselves to be commanded by these absolute faglords?
>>221454711Honestly if the fat man and the show runners had any sense that would be what would happen, it would also make the blackfyre's rebellions more interesting
>>221454887No just a bunch of good “Christians” smiting their demon overlords
>>221455136Is this not common knowledge?>emo broken girl who names her dragon death vs some random cunt who George describes as the hottest 10 year old
>>221455218Daemon being Baelor the Blessed’s son, Aegon IV discovering that his father was an imposter, trying to restore the Targaryen line via Daemon. But it’s schizo.
Made it in 20 mins into the first episode before dropping again (skipped season 2). The blacks and the tranny ruin everything.
>>221455219>No just a bunch of good “Christians” smiting their demon overlordsno, it does not feel like that, more like a mob of retards degrading the fantasy setting by depriving us of dragons
>>221455194The ancient Valyrians domesticated them with sheep meals probably.
>>221455209Valyrian dragonlords have a blood magic link to their dragons, that's why they occasionally have scaly dragon babies and why you need some targ blood to be a dragonrider.
>>221455288they are chimeric creation via blood magic, wyverns plus firewyrms. Wild dragons are some that escape or just survived the doom and are all over the place but very rarely seen.
>>221454484>>rapes his sister over father's corpseshe wanted it thoughever
>>221455288>domesticatedthey are artificial creations
>>221455290so dragons are like omg this nigga has blood magic my life is his?thats dumb desu
>rhaenyra won’t get paranoid over the Velaryons so they won’t ditch her >Helaena was already attacked by the citizens so they won’t riot for her and accuse rhaenyra of killing her>they’ll fuck up the tax raising So how will they revolt against rhaenyra when all the reasons they did in the book are fucked over?
>>221455282The Targs did that themselves by putting the realm through their retarded civil war thus proving they were unfit to rule. Imagine years of seeing armies, towns, food stores, fields, livestock and civilians turned into charred bbq by purple eyed faggots and their overgrown lizards. The peasants have every right to be seething.
>>221455282The peak of trad Andal religiousness was during the anti-Targaryen revolts against Maegor>Hundreds of Poor Fellows had been hunted down and slain, their scalps delivered to the king’s men for the bounty, but thousands more still roamed the woods and hedges and the wild places of the Seven Kingdoms, cursing the Targaryens with their every breath. One band even crowned their own High Septon, in the person of a bearded brute named Septon Moon.>He was a large man with a thunderous voice, and could speak for hours on end. He claimed that the only book he ever read was The Seven-Pointed Star, but many questioned that, as he never quoted from the tome, and no one had ever seen him read. He had immense appetites for food, wine and women. He never tried to hide his vices from his followers, but would often proudly proclaim "I am a sinner".>He impregnated countless women. His followers believed his seed was blessed and could make a barren woman fertile and bestow good fortune. This tale was so widely believed that husbands gifted him their own wives and mothers their daughters, Moon never rejected such an offer. Many of his followers soon adapted the “Cock o’ the Moon” as their sigil, representing their allegiance to Septon Moon.
>>221455024Still holding his breath.
>>221455307Maybe goat sacrifices to Satan or the red god. They were shepards so goats and sheep have something to do with it.
>>221455258No no I fuck with the vision
>>221455326No, they probably think the riders are their kin or something. The blood mages responsible for the link aren't the same people as the dragonriders.
>>221455343Something about her being 'weak' because she fucked up Otto's close shave, boiling down to 'they don't want a woman in charge'.
>>221455344>retarded civil war tyes the civil war was pretty retarded but wars of succession are almost always retarded>>221455364this is just a nutjob genocidal religion, absolutely evil
>>221455411If you don't give your wife to cock o' the moon you're probably with the targaryens and must hang.
>>221455411>dragonless T*rgs seethingPost Moon cocks.
>>221455437i want to see a proper parody of this parody of thing that the franchise has become
So is Jahaerhys I the only S tier king the Targs had?Pretty much the only golden age
>>221455343They already blamed King’s Landing riots on Aemond’s iron fisted police state so I assume Rhaenyra will be an innocent woman reaping the consequences of toxic masculinity Or something like that
was it really necessary to show use aemond's little peepee for like 5 whole seconds?
there's no more CGI fest until the final episodes. will these cause normies to chimp out and notice the season's flaws?
>>221455481Aemond is their projection of a right wing chudcel so yeahThe political enemies of Hess must be humiliated constantly
So are the dragonseed guys gonna turn on them. I mean why would you stay when daemon treats you like shit and you have dragons
>>221455480I think viserys ii was ok
>>221455450>A brisk trade grew up in clubs, pendants, and staffs carved to resemble Moon’s member. A touch with the head of these talismans was believed to bestow prosperity and good fortune.
>>221454996he did? qrd?
>>221454975>tfw they take away your chickens
Rhaenyra doesn't lose. Her son literally becomes king.
>>221455528They "What if'd" too hard and George realized what liberal monsters he had handed his brainchild over to
>>221455562I doubt she thought she won anything in her last moments.
i forgot what happened in the other seasons because im a brainlet. so alicents dads was in jail the whole time? why didn't she release him or why did she through him in there or whatever happened?
>>221455593Unless she faked her death and escaped to Essos with Alicent.
>>221455307>>221455320>chineric>artificialany proof of this? headcanon amd dreams don't count.
>>221455562It’s based on the Anarchy. Matilda loses against Stephen, but Stephen adopts her son as his heir. Rhaenyra is not recognised as a queen and her descendants view her as a usurper.
>>221455617read the books and the material and all that martin implies and writes about it in general. Its clear they are not natural creatures found in the wild.
Ngl HotD really feels like a shitty soap opera compared to Dunk. I am gonna finish it doe, because there's nothing else to watch anyway.
>>221454922The queen dowager was sneaking around; which obviously could only mean one thing, and IRONROD had no choice but to pull the gloves offHe didn't want to do it, but he wasn't a traitor, so he had to
>>221455678Green check mate. Blacks malding forever.
>>221455778True!
>>221455601In Season 2, Aemond pulled a bit of a prank on Larys 'Clubfoot' Strong, making it seem like he would appoint Larys as Hand of the King, only to go "no, not you, you toad. I am going to make you fetch Otto Hightower". Larys was tasked with getting Otto from Oldtown back to King's Landing.Offscreen, Larys ordered his goons to kidnap Otto Hightower and sneak him into the depths of the black cells of the Red Keep, unbeknownst to the Hightowers. Larys put and kept Otto there partly as a contingency in case Team Black (Rhaenyra's faction took King's Landing), partly to undermine the Greens, partly out of spite Otto's family had no idea he was in the black cells of the Red Keep this whole time, they probably assumed he was delayed and they were also overwhelmed with too many other things going on to investigate if he was still on the way to King's Landing
Ok but Sunfyre is dead in the show.
>>221455516Should've given them a castle. Harrenhal is available.
>>221455904no
>>221455829>he says as he tries to usurp the crown
>>221455562>Her son literally becomes kingthrough aegon ii -> daemon's line.
>>221455528He posted a thing and then deleted it because there's probably a non-disparagement clause he signed when he made his retarded deal. I'm pretty sure it's archived though. He ranted about how adaptations change things without thinking it all the way through and all the consequences later on from those changes fuck up the whole story and make it impossible later on to do well without a ton of plot holes and shit.
>>221455941bro what kind of fucking cope is this?I know this is the cope central but lmao
>>221455904nah we saw him in the trailers.>>221455935stannis isn't a usurper. he would be the rightful heir considering joffrey is a bastard. renly would be the usurper
sex with jeyne arryn
>>221455969t. jessamyn redfort
>>221455617Both the dragons and the line of dragon riders are fucked up unnatural creatures. Targaryens aren't really human. Valyria did horrific unspeakable things to create both. This is well-established.
>>221455987So Targs exist because black Velaryions were trying to white wash their skin?
>>221455966>bro what kind of fucking cope is this?that's not cope retard. it's literally what happens and why rhaenyra's name is shunned by the rest of her dynasty.
>>221455966NTA but Aegon III was Aegon II’s heir because he was the next male-line Targaryen. Aegon II never considers his daughter as a potential heir, and wants a son by Cassandra Baratheon to succeed him.
>>221456010>that's not cope retardhahahahahahha
>>221455838It's just absurd that nobody noticed and told the Greens. One of the least believable things they've done.
>>221455562King of a dynasty that gets overthrown and genocided a few years later. Nice one rhaenyraspawn
>>221456018>>221455966go back to your subreddit retard
>>221456037To be fair not enough time passed between s2 and 3 and the hightowers are busy mobilizing their army.
>>221456052
Where is the greens massive army that is going to fight in tumbleton? Literally nothing is being set up for the last third of F&B
Canon losers of the dance>Blacks>Greens>Dragons>Ratcatchers>Velaryons>Hightowers>TriarchyCanon winners of the Dance>Maesters>Blackwoods>Starks>Alys Rivers>Rats>Tyrells (no more oldtown vassals overshadowing them)
>>221456089According to the leaks the first tumbleton will happen this season.
>>221456093Hightowers didn’t really take any damage, they got a targ marriage and a bank after the dance and as a treat they got their blood in the kings list even if it was just a brief cameo.
>>221456116They lost their army and lords and that's big damage.
>>221456116Afterwards they aren't major political players they used to be and settle for being rich.
>>221454536Why are they chained up anyway? You think they would treat those dragons like human beings since the targs love them so much and yet they’re chained up like a slave.
How are they going to conclude alys story arc in the show it’s not concluded in the the book.
>>221456167They are probably going to show her sitting in harrenhal with the baby and a bunch of people around
Normies love this shit still, it’s bizarre.
>>221455055>the smallfolk can be taxedAnd they'll pay that tax with what?
>>221456174you sure about that? s2 had really low viewership compared to the first one
>>221456162They used to be unchained on Dragonstone, but after conquering Westeros the targ kings wanted to keep them in the capital and built the Dragonpit. Since they didn't want them flying around the capital, and possibly eating smallfolk or their animals, they also started to chain them.
Rhaenyera is one of the worst characters ever put to screen.
>>221456190I think it’s because all the book fans have checked out so all the noise is coming from normies
>>221456179The ratcatchers used to have money thanks to their work but THE KING IS MY GRANDSON AND MY GRANDSON IS A FOOL
>>221456203Definitely the worst protagonist in any media ever
>tfw Rhaenyra and Alicent become the lesbian empresses of Essos
>>221456216Yeah but the noise is literally irrelevant, just look at the supergirl movie.
>>221455136>>221455250Based
What is Aegon’s penile status?
>>221454503rhaenyra is crazy and a coward
>>221455983no denials here
>>221456134Aaaand that’s not a bad thing
>OOOO NOOOO ITS THE MAN WHOSE SINGULARLY RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL THE HORRIBLE SHIT THATS HAPPENED IN MY LIFE AND FOR THIS WAR>I CANT KILL HIM THIS IS THE WORST>AHHHHHHWhat did Rhaynera mean by this?
>>221456089it's pretty clear they're setting up Ulf to betray Rhaenyra given how much he was bitching and moaning about having to follow her orders (and how pissed he was that he wouldn't even get a castle for it)
>im sorry my husband killed your daughters son lol lets scissor
>>221456376Hot
>>221456376olivia crashed into the wall wtf
>>221456336Burst like a sausage
I mean he does love em young.
>>221456376They could kill her right there if Alicent and Helaena wanted to and end this.
>>221456480alicent already ended this in the way she wanted and halaena know about the dude prophecy lmao
so this episode was supposed to be last season's finale
>>221456480Kill her with what? Scissors?
I want Harrenhal
>mfw Otto Cucktower got btfo
>I'M ACTIIIIIIIIING
>>221456502Obviously
If Brandon married and consummated his marriage with Caitlyn before chasing after Rhaegar would Ned have to wait a few months first before fucking her to make it clear whose child she was carrying
>>221456376queen dowager gettin chubbymuh diiiick
>>221456531If the marriage is consummated I don’t think Ned marries Catelyn, especially if she’s pregnant
>>221456434better not go to cell block one
>>221456434I bet they are going to kill the tranny when alicent expose her ass
>>221456560Hoster would want him to because if something happened to the baby or the baby turned out to be a girl then his line wouldn't be lord of Winterfell
>>221456560Ned is a cuck and would
>>221456580Perhaps but I think it’s taboo
>>221456602A high septon ruled that banging your stepmom is fine and not incest so the same should apply to your sister in law
>>221456519>usurper queen invades the throne room>beings crying and snivelling like a child>starts hacking at and butchering the last stable hand the realm had known>continues to weeps>slowly climbs the stairs and sits on the throne, with snot and tears running down her faceI would leave KL straight away and never look back, how could the writers think its a good idea to portray a leader in such a way
One good thing about this season so far is that each episode feels like just enough content.Not too short feeling like most shows.
>>221456519They framed Jace's death like it was more impactful than Ned's lol
>>221456610She seemed pretty eager to kill Aegon but falls short on Otto who is unquestionably more guilty for fucking her life up?
I remember watching GoT with friends/family who had never read the books and kept getting names mixed up. I used to think "It's not that hard."Now I'm watching this with my wife who is way more invested than me in this slop, and this last episode she had no idea who was fighting who and what the significance of Harrenhal was. I was trying to answer her questions couldn't remember Alicent's name, called her the Green Queen lol.
>>221456705She's so fucking obsessed with Aegon despite him not being to blame for anything that happened to her or the strong boys in the show, she should be more obsessed with fucking Aemond lmao
Since people hated the harrenhal episodes last season, do you think we will get any with Aemond or just like 5 seconds of that shit?I personally loved it, and I love the haunted castle
HotD is a show made by lesbians, for lesbians. The beta female energy exuded by this show is so palpable. Fuck outta here with this shit.
Every time Helaena appears on screen, I get pissed off that Daemon's daughters aren't as beautiful
>>221456739Nah, Alys will have a different approach with Aemond when she sees he's into mommydom.
>>221456755where's the scissoring and the domestic violence then
>>221456649It really seals the whole "only male heirs can ascend to the throne" debateBecause holy shit, the only reason you'd be even remotely ok with her behaviour is if you're full of cope that Daemon would actually be the one doing the rulingBut the cunt has no spine in this show, the "corruption" he's attempting on his niece-wife is cartoonish at best
>>221454951>>221454967In-show, the Blacks have never been referred to by their name, only the Greens. You know damned well why though, they don't want any of the actors saying "Fuck the Blacks" and it being memed out of context
>>221456434GRRM's most blatant self insert
>>221456739I enjoyed alys' wild ride but at the end it could have all been avoided if daemon just talked to rhaenyra
>>221456705Aegon's a political necessity. Lord Hightower could've been spared without it damaging her claim to the throne in the eyes of the people .
>>221456610>I don't know if I canThen how about you act like a ruler and give that job to someone else, fucking hellll
>>221456763>Every time Helaena appears on screen, I get pissed off that Daemon's daughters aren't as beautiful
>>221456643I don’t know. Is there some girl with Arryn blood he could’ve married instead, one of the Waynwood girls? Perhaps they’re also descended from Jocelyn Stark?
>>221456763Daemon has daughters?
>>221456739I loved the Harrenhall episodes? People hated them?
>Daemon goes from being the one to offer Storms End and Casterly Rock to the dragonseeds to being the one whose going to cause them to turn traitor>All so Rhaenyra can continue to keep her hands squeaky clean
>>221456812it was just alys spinning daemon's wheels for eight hours
>>221456828Were you there?
>>221456739I quite enjoyed the individual scenes for what they were, buta) They contributed nothing to the season and were just wheel-spinningb) The resolution of having Daemon change his ways just because of le prophecy and not through personal growth alone was crap and undermines the characters
>>221456773>>221456788>>221456812>>221456884I have read your replies. Thank you!
The rape, AlicentIt was beautiful
>>221456906Bran needs to take control of Helaena just to say that, it's very important for the story.
>>221456755>plz kill my sons>nooo, not my dad, how could u
I have a visceral hatred for normies who sincerely like this show
>>221454480Can see that Bracken blood with the big booba
>>221456958I like parts of itLike when strong boys die#teamAemond
>>221454595>seething at western men for opposing incestuous schizo (((Targs)))Your tribe always loses in the end, moishe
>>221456812I didn't hate them. It feels to me like they put the males through repeated emasculation rituals on this show. Rhaenyras son gets talked over and killed for being impetuous. Daemon is treated like a child by Lord Strong, felt like the show was apologizing for that by gutting him. Also kinda redeeming Jace by making Rhaenyra a weepy mess who flies in to an absurdly high risk situation for no reason? Like she outnumbers the greens by alot, she can just kill them in the field any time.
I've stop watching the youtube GoT people over this show last year, I can't fathom they praise this shit over the most insignificant detailsit's a shit show, and a total shitshow
His ugly ass should’ve just let Rhaenyra sleep more because nobody gives a fuck about getting to season 8.
The Larys and Aegon buddy cop scenes are the best parts of the season so far and its not even close.
what's happening with the audience score on RT? this shit is lower than S2's audience score
>>221457002Chudcels are just mad it’s about strong women
What are the chances we get a game of thrones remake more accurate to the books? Please anons, I just need something good to look forward too
>>221456132Their army marched home in the books>>221456134They still are political players, but they use soft power. Hence the current Tyrell bid for the throne.
jew-made woke af shit show
I’m ok with Luke and Jace dying because I don’t believe Black lives matter
the fucking white dreads take me out everytime dude, what the fuck are they thinking
>>221457031baella is fuckable tbqh
>>221457053True
Team Green = Just Rape Next episode's leaks suggest more rape being done by Ormund's army.
>>221455194>>221455288>>221455307>>221455320>>221455617>In Septon Barth’s Dragons, Wyrms, and Wyverns, he speculated that the bloodmages of Valyria used wyvern stock to create dragons. Though the bloodmages were alleged to have experimented mightily with their unnatural arts, this claim is considered far-fetched by most maesters, among them Maester Vanyon’s Against the Unnatural contains certain proofs of dragons having existed in Westeros even in the earliest of days, before Valyria rose to be a power.
>>221457031They actually look similar
>>221457021IDK I think we reached the nadir of Hollywood's ability to create actual quality kino that isn't subsumed by it's requirement to include increasing amounts of wokeshit.
>>221457053if you are intro bestiality, maybe
>>221457031They should have given her blue eyes.
>>221457111>Sloppa upscale
>>221457031>nose piercing + tumblr artstylebetter images of her exist
>>221457053>>221457059>imma bite yo puny little dick right off!!
>>221457016What strong women? Name one.
>>221457031Nah, if you're flying around on a dragon all day long eventually your skin will brown due to the atmosphere and being closer to the suns rays
>>221457111>>221457031>>221457137>>221457149>what could've been
What is the appeal of Tullys?
>>221457021I don't think we're ever getting that until the book series has finished.
>>221457155HelaenaShe watched her baby get beheaded with a dull knife and shes all smiles thinking about dem chickens.
>>221457155You just know the directors are projecting their fragility onto characters who would know better than to be such a snotty nosed crying wimp in that situation, on that basis alone, the show is totally unwatchable and a giant projection
>>221457149You can make any girl look ugly by unflattering cherrypicking
>>221457162>that baela
It's so funny how Rhaenyra stans are crying about the attempted rape of Alicent but they're incapable of connecting the dots that it was done solely so Rhaenyra could be justified in having Jasper Wylde executed lol
I don't want to pretend to care about the attempted rape thing, its just a bit of shock value, it is efficient for TV purposes because Jasper dies when Rhaenyra captures King's Landing but instead of giving that its entire scene you just ice them both in one scene and each scene costs millions of dollars it gives more special effects budget.Its not like they showed nudity goddamn zoomers are so soft.I get it you guys think its bullshit they made another black and gay character a good guy and it is lame I guess. Thing is if I don't stress about oh no this white character died, or was stupid, or raped, then i can enjoy Daemon being an example of true masculinity or that manly scene where the Valeryans are all gathered on this beach and the one guy says "your name is worth more to me than a mountain of gold". That is a really nice example of masculinity. SO I am sure you guys think this show is woke and hates men but last two episodes I don't see that I see a good balance of good, evil and inbetween White and Male characters.
>>221457111Can you do the bastards also? I still crack the fuc up anytime I see Alyn who's suppose to be this pasty fair skin long silver hair teenager into a bald 40 yr old black man with bitch tits
>>221457137That isn't a nose piercing that's just how the artist [rather poorly] drew her lip palate
>>221457209>SO I am sure you guys think this show is woke and hates menI don't even know if they like women. Have you watched what Rhaenyra and Alicent actually do?
>>221457209 simping for women isn’t masculinity it’s beta cuckoldry
>>221457209>its just a bit of shock valuenigga they have turned team green into team rape. rape in e1, rape in e2, leaks now say rape in 3. this isn't shock value anymore but fullblown smearing
>>221457002I don't think you understand the deep power of the internet media influencer apparatus. Good thing Critical Drinker doesn't talk about this or it would probably be 59%.We all like to think people have a mind of their own and we are all just cool folks on the interwebs chattin about how smart we are but no, its just people listening to Nerdrotic and Disparu all day parroting them.
>>221457155alys
What do you anons think about alt shift x?
>>221457309comfy
>>221456519
100% LEAK NOW: Alicent will be made a strong political advisor in rhaenyra's council next episode
>>221457309>here’s your approved opinion on this episode sir. Enjoy
>>221456694This was her only son and heir to the throne if she indeed wins, I don't care about your moronic "grief level power levels" wasn't>>221456649She never killed anyone before and she was sad for Jace, they let Daemon tell her what to do and how to act and she toughened up. This weakness is good because it explains why she is still doubted.
>>221457291The show is bad queer
>>221457002the show is just kinda mid my guy, I'm just here for the shit posting really
>>221457341Strong?
>>221457031This is book accurate Rhaena and Baela
>>221457309He is fun sometimes but I think he's really up his own ass. He has an encyclopediac knowledge of the source material that prevents him from understanding what's actually going on from a character/narrative standpoint. He talks about how much he loves the Daemon in Harrenhal shit because it validated all of his wiki theorycrafting shit even though most people found it boring and alienating
>>221456610>>221456755kind of remarkable how in one scene they proved all those lords in S1 100% correct when they said a woman was not fit to sit the iron throne, just look at that bitch crying looking weak af
>>221457350>only sonsaegon 3, viserys 2?
>>221457341>strong
>>221457211
>>221457309what are his opinions on HoTD these days? I like his videos but would find his reviews of hotd to be dishonest if they are anything but shitting on the entire fucking thing
>>221457309He's got a really good dry delivery when it comes to reading or reciting prepared material but it doesn't carry over at all into stuff he does live, which I've often thought's a shame.
>>221454723Lesbian love is pure which is why they passionately beat the shit out of each other constantly to preserve it.
>>221457341Only thing alicent is leaking next episode is luthor's cum
there's a meme leak going around aegon tries to "hump" sunfyre. i will take out my eye like aemond if this happens
>>221457430ikr some people don't even seem to care about being cool like us!
>>221456828They kind of really badly fucked the Jace storyline too. In the books it seems like he went rogue because he wanted to save his siblings but was told not to. Only because having Rhaenyra make any decision about whether to further the war effort or protect her family would make her look bad to someone.
>>221457211>>221457422Isn't aging up Alyn and Addam a massive plot hole anyway? They're supposed to be Laenor's bastards, and the whole reason we think they truly are Laenor's is because Addam can ride a dragon. Corlys didn't have dragon-riding genetics, Rhaenys and their children did. God forbid a gay character experiments with their sexuality (also they already covered for it in dialogue in the show, where Laenor says "not for want of trying"), that's gay erasure or something.
>>221457454BUT ANON MALE SODOMISTS also do that because it allows them to passionately touch each other without their true inclinations being guessed.
>>221456256she's iclh
>scissor council
>>221457493>Isn't aging up Alyn and Addam a massive plot hole anyway?Bluntly, Frodo, yes. Yes it fucking is. I was being extremely boring earlier in the week about how much more Alyn and Old Velaryon look like brothers than they do a lecherous father and his bastard son.
>>221457376
>>221457493why would a gay guy have bastards
>>221457498>SODOMISTS
>>221457469Sounds based
>>221457525>Frodo
How much is HBO paying you faggots? or are you making these threads and bumping them for free?hahahahah fucking losersall fields
>>221457493>massive plot holemoar liek massive PLOP hole amirite lel>gay erasuremoar liek eGAYsure amirite lel
>>221457493The better question is why Valyrians extremely concerned about blood purity would get a Riverlander to act as a stud for them rather than do what Renly and Margaery were planning
>>221457574
>>221457534More gays have straight sex than the other way aroundGays will often attempt to live up to societal expectations, and gay men/women still have the desire to have children.
>>221457534More importantly, would that make the children "gay bastards"?
>>221457550it's good to see Alyn can also relax and enjoy a hearty chuckle
>>221457615>hearty
>>221457626moar liek FARTY amirite lel
>>221457162To be fair, they were always shite additions to the story. They could be cut entirely and nothing is lost.
I was giving Theythemma the benefit of the doubt because SHE wasn't given much to work with in regards to adult Rhaenyra's character, but after the last two episodes it's clear SHE fucking sucks and has derailed the show with her quirky be gay do crime input into the story.God I can't wait for Sunfyre.
>>221457671have you got a stiffy
>>221457671Source material has nothing for Rhaenyra, Alicent, or Daemon to do despite being the main characters and the actors aren't really doing anything with the show-only material or it's just bad.Wow Rhaenyra kissed a girl haha how exciting this definitely will affect her character
>>221457660>the
>>221457671leave girlboss jewry to me
>>221457476Is that the team black fan club?
>>221457597>AN ORDINARY DAY...>...THE PIGS ARE HASSLING THE KIDS>"Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha...You gay black bastards, we're going to victimise you!"
>>221457660True
>>221457744
Which kings landing do you like the most?
>>221457309it’s no preston atleast but I prefer EFAP goyslop
NEW>>221457854>>221457854>>221457854
>>221457823bottom left but it’s not realistic
>>221457823none. worst place in the world.
>>221457823top left looks more magical
>>221457823top left
>>221457823The real one.
>>221457696Yes
