Dorne editionPreviously, on /got/hotd/dunk/ -->>>221462452
First for the ratcatchers
Who here /ratcatching/?
is Dayne good for you?
>>221466041egg is icsh
who in their right mind would even live in king's landing? That place is a shithole.
>>221466136Other places don't even have holes to shit in.
What do you think of the choice to have rhaenyra dealing with her period while trying to be queen?
>>221466173Jaehaerys didn't win shit, Maegor would've burned his ass if he hadn't been killed by the faceless men/maesters first.Also Balerion picked Aerea and that settles it.
>>221466243I mean he did win the throne, he coalesced the anti-Maegor faction around him and pressed his claim
>>221466236I want to drink it
>>221466297"Won" something that was vacant and a toddler girl and her mom couldn't defend, yeah nice win there.Good thing the Gods in their infinite knowledge punished him time and time again by killing his children.
>>221466243
All fucking rats must fucking catch
>>221466343I don’t know what your arguing here, everyone got behind him, Maegor died, he won the throne at 14
>>221466361>r/asoiafcirclejerklmao faggot
>>221466236Are they really going to kiss at some point? Seriously?
>>221466458i hope so. i hope they do more than just kiss
>>221466412I checked this sub several years ago and it's full of retards unironically defending the show's ending
The good guys according to George:>Rhaenys's uncle, Lord Boremund Baratheon, was outspoken in supporting the claims of Rhaenys and her son Laenor during the Great Council,[8] and Lord Ellard Stark gave his support to Rhaenys and Corlys as well.[9] Other supporters included Lord Manderly, Lord Dustin, Lord Blackwood, Lord Bar Emmon, Lord Celtigar, as well as others.Notice how a couple of them also fought for Stannis.
>>221466621The Starks supporting Rhaenys is stupid considering they never let women inherit under any circumstances. The Umbers have a more senior claim to Winterfell than the Starks. But the Blackwoods supporting her is obviously George giving his opinion. Rhaenys marrying Corlys is stupid anyways. Jaehaerys would have ensured she married Viserys, or forced Baelon. Or he would have codified the succession to stress that only male Targaryens can inherit. And what was Corlys getting out of that anyways? Surely he knows Laenor would rule as a Targaryen?
>Speaking during a junket interview with BlackGirlNerds for House of the Dragon Season 3 alongside Olivia Cooke, Fabian Frankel was asked whether he had hoped Criston would become a little more likable in the new season. Frankel immediately agreed, saying, “Dude. I know, so was I. It was a bit of a turn that I didn’t expect, but you know the writers want to keep me unlikable, man. They want to keep my career derailed." That last line was very tongue-in-cheek, and Cooke noted that “We did try to show different sides of Cole season two," before Frankel immediately responded, saying "They got cut. Anytime we try to bring a little bit of humanity to the thing, Ryan and Sarah just want me f*cking really down and dumped.”
>>221466729>And what was Corlys getting out of that anyways? Surely he knows Laenor would rule as a Targaryen?lol no, he was gonna sit a Velaryon on the throne no matter what, he literally forced Laenor to give the strong boys Velaryon names>When Rhaenyra gave birth late that same year, Corlys overruled his son's wish and insisted that the child would be given a traditional Velaryon name. The boy was named Jacaerys. Two more sons, Lucerys, in 115 AC, and Joffrey, in 117 AC, would follow.[8]
>>221466837That’s the first name though, and the given name may differ from the regnal name. If Jace became king he might rule as Jaehaerys II Targaryen for example
>>221466837Is joffrey alive in the show?
>>221466854Anon, give it up.https://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Jacaerys_Velaryon
>>221466886That doesn’t counter anything I wrote
>>221466458Her girlfriend is gonna betray her and she'll finally kiss Alicent. This would have saved us from a war if happened years ago.
>>221466236wait nigga wtf is this? why would alicent willingly submit? they're still at war, even if alicent wanted the war to end she would'nt be living a courtiers life by this point surely?or has the show done a bad job of portraying what's going on? is rhaenyra taking kings landing last episode supposed to be like a "final victory" which settles a new normal?
>>221466860Yeah he dies during the riots of KL after mounting on Syrax to stop the rioters, Syrax tell him to fuck off, tries shake him off and ends up crashing on the roofs of flea bottom, with his sword impaling him before the smallfolk find him tear his corpse limb from limb
>>221466977I know but who knows what the fuck is going on in the show just look at the otto shit
I want to have sex with Alysanne you guys have no idea
>>221466999took an almost immediate dislike to her but you do you, ser. checked.
>>221466999she's purdy :)
>>221466997They'll just show them crashing and fade to black then show Syrax flying to the dragonpit
>>221466997When Otto High Tower is deheaded does sphincter relax and the Log of him go on the floor so Rainra have to look at the Shit of him? she must clean him excrementations from floor and there is big smell keck
I miss him lads
>>221467050Clearly the Riverlands were promised to them 3000 years ago.
>>221467069I don't know anonI just dont know
-Chillin at Harrenhall, feasting responsibly with his brother--No one even knows his name, only that he's gormless--he prefers the goose--Aemond the Strong hater rolls up burning and stabbing--anime villain prince stabs his jolly old pa, never bothering to sus the power levels--realizes too late that not only does the gormless son have a name, but over the last two years of hyperbolic time freeze he has engormed his power levels to over 9000--casually Omae-WaMu-shin-dirus the anime villain and shishkebabs his kidney--Paxter dies as Aemond bleeds out, refusing to elaborate at Simon, Harwin and Lionel fist bump in the afterlife-Guess dem STRONG BOYS WERE JUST STRONG ENOUGH HUEHUEHUE
>>221466136the hustle and bustle of the big city
Otto the goat
>>221466999Looks exactly like the sort of girl my mum told me to stay away from.
>>221467161If only they listened...
>>221467155fat Essosi hands did that cartoon
>>221466148Bring bucket!
>tfw you just ripped a line that was way too fat
Was Viserys retarded?
>>221467230Is there no way anyone could dredge the lake to get that armour back? Obviously it would be expensive, but that armour is priceless.
>>221467260a moment's silence for our rightful King
>>221467260Which one? answer is yes
>>221467305What did Viserys II do?
>>221467298>a moment's silence
>>221467314did viserys ii do poo in loo? he was in essos some time it's true
>>221467314be retarded
Alysanne Blackwood Shares Fear from 'Zionism is Racism' Tunic Encounter: Wonders "Am I Next?"
Helaena bros….https://x.com/cherryfunked/status/2072040508247912494
>>2214669998/10>>2214670505/10
>>221466136>That place is a shithole.Which is dumb, as it's a new city (which is also dumb but whatever) and the Targaryens knew of the glories of Valyria and the Maesters are capable engineers and between them, could have built a very nice planned city.
>>221466236Brave and stronk!
>>221466136>who in their right mind would even live in king's landing?yeah, now imagine how much of a shithole the average village is
>>221466965>or has the show done a bad job of portraying what's going on?
>Are you proud, mommy?
WHERE'S THE FUCKING RAPE
>>221466965>or has the show done a bad job of portraying what's going on?I think normalfags don't even know rhaenyra has uncleincest babies or they'd think she's gross and nasty
>>221467287>dredge the lakeJust send divers until they find the skeleton of the dragon.
>>221467428just had to make it gay didn't you
>>221466041>Condal and Hess reaches into a hat labeled 'villains' and pulls out RAPEY GUY>"Again?">The hat falls and spills over>They all say, RAPEY GUY
>>221467511Stay strong, Jace.OHWAIT YOU DIDN'T NEED TO BE TOLD THAT OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
>>221467567viserys ii comes along and squats over the hat, eventually realising a solid defecation
>>221466041Coping and looking on the bright side, at least hbo will now know what not to do with future asoiaf adaptationsWhen fire and blood vol2 comes out and a series is planned on it, hire old tried hands for creation and direction and cleanse the embarrassment that is hotd
>>221467562It was already too late...
>>221467680jaw like an anvil
>>221466041The Dornishman’s wife has a blade in her ass
>>221467653Milly <3 <3 <3
>>221467680>>221467705now THAT'S a woman
>>221467608>at least hbo will now know what not to do with future asoiaf adaptationsYou would have thought they learned their lesson with GoT and HotD, yet they still shoe horned in retarded (literal) shit in Dunk & Egg.
>>221467653
Does anyone have the link to the last live thread
Wherever whores go
>>221467791Yea.
*wins every award*
>>221466550This is reddit, I don't know why you would expect anything else from this place than faggotry and retardation.
>>221467779why do all of the dragons look wildly different and unrelated to each other? Like they are various different species. did the Tards bring a huge clutch of random eggs with them? I thought they bred their three dragons. the one that the bastard is riding has wings on his legs for example and the huge fat one from Aemond has an entirely different head shape than all the others.
>>221467796Why did they cut the Tysha stuff again
>>221467680>>221467705>tranny youtuber gets cast for street cred>universally hated>killed almost instantly by a black man
I just wants winds man.
>>221468069Hmmm nyo
>>221467858>forces herself onto the other actresses
>>221467948all the virtue points have already been awarded but don't worry anon you can always try again in the next thread
>>221468069best i can do is another dunk and egg
>>221466136having a wall to protect you is very nice desu
>>221468069Ser Otho, all know you for a great champion!
>>221468158You are brown.
>>221466812the enemy being scared shitless of you they refuse a 4v1 duel is pretty epic and likeable desu
>>221468202No it isn't cool or epic, he was begging asking them to let his troop go until he asked for the duel and got fucked but considering they changed Aemonds humilliation ritual maybe he will get something different as well
>>221467948This is why I maintain this show is secretly based. Like there are so many things that *look* like typical wokeshit on the surface but are ultimately kind of 'problematic'>make a whole house of blacks and put them on the side of the 'Blacks'>absentee black dad who has to reconnect with his bastard children>tranny pirate who's a total cartoon of a character, immediately killed
dying to arrows = based and cool
>>221468279His death is based and cool because he saved frodo and kept fighting
>>221468279he BORE THE SWORD
Helaena is cute but I’m sad that she betrayed her brother Aemond.
>>221468229>asking them to let his troop go until he asked for the duelHow is that not cool? He was willing to die in an unfair fight to save his men
>>221468314He hurt her
>>221467791Yes, i have it.
>>221466071luke is icsh
>>221468196>luk bros I sayed "brown" >bros wheres my (You)s?>bros?
>>221468314>"One job, Helaena">squats and does MASSIVE STEAMING LOG, the sounds of flatulation alerting enemy attention>Aemond: help me
watching the world cup rn. who is the Mexico of Westeros?
>>221468471Me
>>221468471Dorne
>>221468471>watching the world cup
>>221468274And FBI stats say that biological black men murder trannys at a higher rate than biological white men.
you now remember this nigga
>>221468979I like his eyeliner and his gay ass face
>>221468513Have your tranny folder ready, /tv/bro. We are in the pipe, five by five!
>go to the basement and sit in this corner in case Daemon happens to come by
>>221467260No, he was just a weak but friendly man who should never have been king.His whole thing is he wants to be a good if not great king like how his grandfather is remembered as. The issue that comes up is Vizzy is incredibly indecisive at times, and when he does make a decision he's too stubborn to change his mind when it could be the wrong one. Not to mention how he clearly wants people to just get along and tries to please everyone, when as King he should know you can't and sometimes need to take a hard line.Had he not became king he would have lived happily with Aemma and Rhaenyra, since there would have been no pressure for producing a boy heir, and just spend his time with his family and his Valyrian Legos.
>>221469013i do hope he discreetly disposed of his feces
>>221469013>>221469051>"Ploppy, my prince. Jailer."
>>221469051That's really more a task for Ploppy the Slopper, anon.
These threads are shit and the memes are shit and you all suck
>>221469081Back to work now, Young Ploppy.
>>221469081poppa bear?
>>221469081>the memes are shitone might even venture to describe them as "ploppy"
>>221469106poppa moar liek PLOPPA amirite lel
>>221469095>>221469075>>221469061blackadder is a better game of thrones show than the real game of thrones shows.
>>221469123brother im still living in the past where poppa bear was the new meme, let me be with your modern day ploppasloppa
She's so happy and sees so much potential in life (despite her son murdered last week)What contrivance will they force upon us to justify her suicideOh I've got the perfect ideamore rape
>>221466071>>221468383Valarra is icsh
>>221466729>The Starks supporting Rhaenys is stupidsupposedly it was because they were simply pissed about Jae and his dumb cunt wife stealing the New Gift and crippling the Night's Watch and the North despite their protests. So they just went against what the dumb boomer Jaehaerys supported
>>221469244only biologically male boys can be icsh tho. girls are iclh.
>>221468069GRRM has been stuck for 25 years, removing the time skip fucked his entire outline. 2 books of filler slop over 10 years and 15 years of working on Winds and he still doesn't know how to get out of it. He be better off retconning Feast and Dance and just doing the 5 year time skip
when will it be our time, a dream of spring bros
>>221466343>a toddler girl>girl
>>221465225That's a northern tradition you dumb fuck, most don't give a fuck about that.
And Harrenhal? I shuppose... that's off the table as well?
>when you're a Targaryen and it's been 5 minutes since your dragons last burned Harrenhal
>>221469294>New GiftI always wondered, after the Dance why did the North not simply...take it back?Like no one was using it since the Watch was neglecting it, it should have been easy for the Northern lords to just reclaim the land, what is the Targs gonna do? Like that should have been something Cregan negotiated for after helping end the Dance, or hell something Ned should have asked for since Robert was king he'd agree to anything.
It really speaks to the state of this show that Alicent and Rhaenyra kissing in episode 7 is somehow something that could legit happen based on the rest of the show.
>>221469406hes never finishing it.its like when major sporting events get cancelled because arabs chimping out they are never officially cancelled, just "postponed"
TargyareyeanValeyrayean
The scene where Alicent tells Aegon he is an idiot and 'to do nothing' is half the reason Aegon decides to embark on his folly at Rook's Rest, resulting in Aemond's ascension, and Alicent being stripped of power. Alicent lacked the grace to manipulate Aegon properly, and she pays the price for it later. She can't even see that that Aegon asking for her help, and she just trash talks him. She did it all to herself.
>>221467903just for the kicks, makes no sense, they are artificial blood magic creatures so its an excuse to make them look extremely diverse - whatever, in the book even their dragonfire differs if i recall correctlymagic
I dont give a shit about HOTD beyond Aegons speechits unredeemable garbage
>>221468097imagine if it was a man doing this,,,,
here's your daemon blackfyre bro
>>221469792the gift isn't really arable land.
>>221470210Ewan McGregor did this in one of his early films where he had to have a romantic moment with his onscreen partner on a rooftop and filmed from a bit away and he just started actual penetration despite the script not mentioning it and he finished inside(as per his own words). both actors claim to be straight
>>221466136They have excellent brothels.>>221467498All the bad people the walls would protect them from are inside the walls.What I want to know is what do all those people do for a living? Surely they can't all work in HR and remote programming jobs like a modern city. In medieval times you'd need your workforce laboring in the fields, or doing trades, not hanging around being useless eaters.
>>221470212anakin is too twinkish to play daemon. daemon was a built gigachud
>>221470284with christian bale no less. imagine the rant if some techie ran through the scene and they had to cut and bale had to get fucked in the ass again because he RuInEd it. LUBE UP EWAN, TAKE FOUR!
>>221466041is the storming of the dragonpit the most action hack and slash blood, guts and gore episode we have to hope for?there is also that great battle with huge losses in general whose name i cannot remember i thinkanything else?
>>221469406He could have solved the so called meereenese knot in a single chapter by having dany give up trying to change people with completely different values and just take the freed slaves with her to westeros but he's way too prpud to do that
>>221470324but Hayden would actually put in the work to fight with swordsimagine the duel at the redgrass field
its a culture shock for me to realize how many femoids watch this. now the bird brain writing decisions really make sense and why its framed the way it is and why its cast a certain specific way.
>>221469013He deserves Harrenhal.
Snail tappers check in
I've never seen a snail before. Only slugs and the last time was when I was in elementary school.
>>221470589>taps shell
why have they tuned out his character? he is a fun actor
>>221470368>muh action spectacleholy fuck just go watch some broccoli hair play a twitch game
>>221470700>they turned out his characterhe was raped, criston cole?
>>221470412that explains why the men look like chads and the women are fugly
poppa bear?
>>221470724femoids are icked by "chads" thats why every male in the cast is a twink
>>221466412game of troons threads are always full of redditorsI stopped browsing daily when the unfunny meme of king robert with lasers coming out of eyes were spammed every 3 posts, it started there as wellbunch of underage and söycunts
>>221470724They don't even have to be chads. I was on Twitter and I found one chick who lamented that she, in her own words, couldn't "bounce on it". The "it" here belonging to Jahaerys I.
>>221470751your twinks ser >>221470700
thank you for carrying the daemon scenes, rip in piece sweet prince
>>221470755there's definitely a large contingent of reddit niggers here. they're easily identified by a number of tells and it's easy to just ignore them, they'll get bored after a week more at most.
>>221467416aegon wasnt an engineer wtf are you talking abouthe was born in dragonstone
>>221470413but is that on the table too?
>>221470751>femoids are icked by "chads"That's actually disappointment at the discrepancy between professing "chads" and their actual appearances, anon.
>>221470779>there's definitely a large contingent of reddit niggers hereAre they in the room with us right now, anon? I get you want to feel like you're fitting in but this "internet gang" shit's gayer than if you streamed yourself bottoming for triple anal.
Brutal moggings
>>221470857TRIPLEANALHAL? I SHUPPOSHE THATSH OFF THE TABLE TOO?
found an interview with aegon that isn't 5 minutes HBO sloppahttps://youtu.be/Bhs7GIo1wFA
>>221469406He either don't give a fuck and has no intention of finishing it (but pretend to work on it).Or, he actually finished the story and will release them when he die, because he's to old and fat to be bothered by the shitstorm that will follow (people will complain no matter what).
>>221470857>faggot slanghuh, guess you got called outBut yeah, you faggots are my enemy. All you reddit nigger, knuckle drugging tourist filth. It feels good to be able to point you out so easily.
>>221469013Same energy
>>221470857anon hit a nerve right hereredditors in shambles
>>221470917>you faggots are my enemy.Oh no, how terrifying!
>>221470966yeah your anal pleasure nerve
ploppa
>>221470982I'm sure you will find a forum for that in your website, it's probably listed on your "recommends" section or something now go back
>>221470284>Actors are prostitutes.more news at 11.
>>221470982Destroyed his ass
Maegor is Reddit Targaryens are Reddit Dragons are Reddit Maesters are based Hightowers are based The faith of the seven is based
>>221471099only r'hllor is a real god
>>221470210Women are naturally receptible to other women, Sonya just converted to lesbianism.
>>221471099>The faith of the seven is basedi was with you until this
>>221469186Who says it has to really be a suicide, maybe Larys or Daemon just have her thrown from a window to stir shit up.
>>221471252And now you're in the wrong, heathen.
>Slopthanks for proving me right
>>221471099drowned god > old gods > seven > rhollor and other lunatics
Excuse me anons but R'hllor is the one true God.
reminder if this isnt your reaction to what is going on in the show, you are not the target audience
>>221471366Based and yuripilled.
can't wait for some hot sexy troonlesbo yuri
>>221471099>Citadelcheck status: VERIFIED>True Andal Sers salute you
S4E3 will be helena schlicking off with alicent and rhaenyra on essos with their BBC lover
>>221471589>deranged incel chud starts cuckpostingMany such cases
>>221471589>schlickingwhat's the male equivalent?
>>221471618faping
>>221471481>Hightowers>Andals
>>221471628ah
>>221471633>low quality imagekys
He comes....
>>221469139>blackadderwe need a blackadder version of got and hotd
>>221471713and dunk
POPPA BEAR!
Now that House of the Dragon has proven it’s willing to make major changes from Fire & Blood, I have one request:Let Rhaenyra survive.
>>221471661tranny mad
>tfw Rhaenyra and Alicent become the lesbian empresses of Essos
>>221470300>What I want to know is what do all those people do for a living?I've looked a bit into because it also perplexed me.According to wiki and such, 10-50K people would live in very big city during the middle age.A lot would be artisan, laborer, merchant, clergy, and such.But most would be menials and beggars.Water needed to be transported constantly (no running water or evacuation of used water), and stuff needed to be moved from point A to point B too. That's what most of those people would do, by hand, as odd jobs among other things.Since there was no machinery, motorized transport, running water, and of course those menials would not have horses and carriages, they were needed en masse.Regardless, being a beggar in a big city was an option, a literal way of life that many would chose rather than risking life outside the big cities.Outside, the law was applied in a rather elusive way, corruption and crime was rampant, and wild animal attack was a thing.As grim as the life in a big city seems to be, being outside was even more hardcore.
>watching reactions:>Aemond kissing mother: EWWWWWWWWWWW OMFG SICK IM GONNA PUKKKKKE>Rhae kissing her uncle-husband>oooooo SLAYYY QUEEEN GET YOUR DADDYS BROTHERS DICK IN YOU GIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRL
>>221468097Going by the actors’ interviews, just about everything in the show was unscripted.
>>221470869Hunched insecure Valyrian faggot vs laid back standing straight Andal chad
*AHEM*CITIZENS OF KING’S LANDINGYOUR BELOVED PRINCE, AEMOND TARGARYEN, ME, SHALL RULE AS REGENT UNTIL MY “BELOVED” AND “BRAVE” BROTHER, RENOWED FOR HIS WISDOM AND PERFECT MASTERY OF THE VALYRIAN LANGUAGE, RECOVERS FROM HIS INJURIESAS THE REGENT LORD, THESE WILL BE MY FIRST EDICTS1)JOCKS, CHADS AND BULLIES SHALL BE PUT TO THE SWORD WITH IMMEDIATE EFFECT, ESPECIALLY IF OF DARK HAIR AND VERY, *VERY* STRONG FEATURES2)ALL THE POWER WILL BE GIVEN TO MY *TRUE* BROTHERS: THE SOCIAL REJECTS, THE SHY ONES, THE BULLIED ONES, THE BETAS, THE VIRGINS3)I TOO, WAS ONCE LIKE YOU. NOW INSTEAD, WE WILL ALL BE AEMOND4)CROWN-MANDATED WIVES FOR ALL THE MEN ABOVEMENTIONED THAT WILL SERVE IN MY ARMY5)ANY FORM OF SEXUAL DEGENERACY ASIDE MOMMYDOM FETISHISM WILL BE PUNISHED5)HAVING PARTIES AND SEX OUTSIDE MARRIAGE WILL BE REPLACED WITH COLLECTIVE LECTURES OF THESE ILLUSTRATED YI-TI SCROLLS I ENJOYED READING SINCE THE DAYS I WAS BULLIED BY MY BROTHER AND A COUPLE OF OTHER JOCKS6)AT THE REQUEST OF MY NOBLE GRANDSIRE, A LARGE STATUE MADE OF GOLD WILL BE RAISED IN MEMORY OF THE HEROIC SACRIFICE OF THE RATCATCHERS: THE NOBLEST ONES AMONG THE SMALLFOLK
>>221471633I'm gonna guess this is some deep one relatives and you're making some point about the oily stone stuff. Virtually nothing of which is in the actual books, just a bunch of lorecrafters with insinuations.
Jace. What have you done?
>>221471916>fish people aren't real, we're all 100% andal heret.patchface
>>221468383season 1 bran is icsh
>>221466041will they make computer games and tabletop games etc from house of the dragon?
>>221472293what country are you from
>>221472351india
Do snot disobey the rightful queen!
>>221471618frotting (sp?)
>>221468069Wanting Winds to come out is like wanting to be a dinosaur when you grow up.
>>221472396>Female leader written by menFearsome, cunning, dignified, in control of her emotions, men follow her out of admiration or even platonic love.>Female leader written by womenImpulsive and volatile (based on current emotional state), egocentric, degenerate, ugly crying constantly, indecisive, men follow her because...the plot demand it, I guess.
>>221472484What's the deal with Rhaenyra crying in every single scene, snot included (really?), and Alicent always looking like she's about to shit her guts if someone slam a door?
>>221472532>>221472484just hack writers copying their betters
>>221466041all I care about is getting more dunk and I know its not going to come soon enough
>>221471691No, no, no!
Season 4 will feature the raped kitchen wench as a top tier dragon rider. She will heroically come to Rhaenyra's rescue with a DEFIANCE of a STRONG, INDEPENDENT WOMAN, who is foremost of all a survivor. A survivor of SEXUAL ASSAULT. She is going to decapitate Aegon's head after cutting off his cock in slow motion with dark sister. This will culminate the epic storyline of redemption and vengeance.
>>221472396kwab crying bitch I fuck you
*chu*
>>221472396sunfyre's meal comes pre-salted
>*teaches your kids some Dornish*
>>221467779isn't he the one daemon murdered?
Holy shit this series falls off hard after storm of swordsI was a TV only and of the opinion that the show isn't worth watching after tywin dies......and it's the same for the books. WTF is AFFC? Holy shit what a slog, and then ADWD is a fucking LETS see the other half that we didn't show you! uhh noo....how about let's get on with the plot...This is what you guys have been left off with? Holy shit, I'd want tihs fat fucker's head rotting on a spike.
>>221473256Freddie Mercury would kill whoever made this tweet
>>221470589*taps*
>>221472862>shaved pits
Remember what they took from you>A proud family,[7] some Hightowers are said to have dabbled in alchemy and necromancy.[1] Members of House Hightower thus far described tend to have silver or golden hair.Targshits are nothing special and need to be pegged down a notch.
>>221473356She's such a cute autistfu.
>>221472940We don't talk of that and neither does the show
>>221466041at hotd season 1 episode 5 when the king goes to see the black rasta non-valyrian clown, minute 12 second 58, the corridor has some strange looking statues...
>>221472862the Dornish all speak the common tongue except for the Orphans
Episode 3 will be good I can't wait, it will be night and day from this episode
we wuz kangz in da norf n shiet
>>221473990It's still Sara Hess writing it.
>>221471846It sure as fuck feels like it
rate the fitIts better than Daemons zesty ass at least
Aemond's loss of aura when he got stabbed is worse than when Daemon soijacked in Harrenhall
>>221474008unironically hot and chaddish
>>221474095Alys still gunna let him nut in her tho
>>221474069I hope that one day people realize sweaters aren't a "good enough" replacement for chainmail.
>>221471852>Aegon is the chud archetype>Aemond is the incel archetype>Haelena is the cute aspie girl archetypeWhich archetype will be Daeron?
>>221474095they want to humiliate the green men every chance they can get
>>221470869Who moggs who?
>>221474095He will never recover from this, embarrassing.
>>221474236Edgy psycho
>>221474069I like the eye-patch built into the helmettoo bad a rusty dagger at the end of a strong arm is all it takes to go through it thoLike how Daemon's sword just magically goes through the soldiers' plate armor in the keep
>>221474008Imagine if Jon Snow was black due to his heritage.
>>221474605That would be kino actually
>>221473935Statues?
Why would you let halaena say aegon will be king again, that’s a massive spoiler
>>221474601It's Visenya's valyrian steel sword, of course it goes through a plate some village smith probably made from recycled horseshoes.
>Criston Cole written as part of feminine court intrigue romance novel by feminist writers: total shit character despised by all>Criston Cole written as a stereotypical patriarchal knight doing knight things after escaping woman drama: instantly becomes kinowhat did HOTD mean by this?
>>221474674Valyrian steel couldn’t even cut through cats fingers btw
>>221474723I never got the hate with this guy, is it because he reveals both queens are whores.
FOR MY WIFE'S SON AAAAAAH WAAAAAR
>>221474236>>221474592yup the leaks pretty much confirm this. he chimps out and kills random guy for no reason
>>221474723Inspiring story of a rape victim
>>221474723they are training their audience to be pavlov's dogs. any male character they don't like is going to be associated with rape
>>221467416>>the Maesters are capable engineers>>221470805>aegon wasnt an engineer wtf are you talking about
>>221474592>>221474754Edgy psycho is part of the Incel portfolio of Aemond. Lame. Also WTF? This has nothing to do with book Daeron. Producers are really pissed of Martin forced them to add Daeron in their televised fanfic
>>221474674During stabs, sure... But slashing and twirling? I mean I know it's a magic sword and all, but it might as well be a light saber the way he swings it
>>221474772green = rape conditioning
believe it or not. green chud army is going to do some more rape next episode
>>221474769Biopic of The Summer of 1992, featuring Fabien Frankel as Kevin Nash?
>>221474754>>221474772>>221474963>>221475004>The absolute worst act a human can do to another woman isnt murder, isnt torture, its rapeYea written by women
this little line by they/them was way better than the pissing and crying scene from last episode
>>221475092weeping and crying = better acting
>>221475092she looks way hotter in this scene. damn what happen nigga
>>221475092All of the Targaryens are really hot, despite being obviously and visibly inbred.
>>221466041if Dorne had a constitution what would it say. Hard mode, something other than the right to bear spear/bow/weapon
>>221475222right to bear poossy
>>221475244https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8U9zTSKn1M
>>221475222right to adultery probably
>>221474957I mean yeah, that's how VS weapons are described
>>221475681no they aren't. nothing in the books describes them having magic cutting properties. it's said they never get dull and are extremely durable
>>221474736Because he dared to be insulted and hurt by a woman rejecting him.Notice how he explains it to her, yes he has feelings for her, but he tries to regain some sense if honor by marrying her at least. Regain the honor she basically raped from him.She made him break his vow, the most important thing to him, but the modern audience is just like>wtf dude, you could’ve just smashed on the dl. Are you gay?Not being able to comprehend that for a knight who already swore off sex it might not be as importantThats also taking into account that in the books its the other way around, he rejects her
>>221466041Last episode of hotd really made me see how much this show misses a kit Harrington level sword performerKit was so bizarrely gifted at the fight scenes and theres just nobody at his level now, nobody in hotd looks as natural as him with a sword in his hand
>>221475752They are described as light and razor-sharp, normal swords aren't razor sharp
>>221475681Always felt that they're more like "really really good swords" with extra prestige on top (like Toledo, Solingen, or Tamahagane), but then George might very well have written some absurd shit in there at some point
>>221475818Kit wasnt even that good but yeah the difference is jarring
>>221475839Yoren had a secret Valyrian steel dagger???
>>221475839Dawn is described as cutting through jaimes armor when he was being knighted by dayneBut that isnt VS
>>221475222right to suck cock and eat paella
>>221475888Dawn is magic space stonemight aswell be lightsaber
>>221475878idk how that relates to what I just said, but sure maybe he had VS dagger
>>221475791They really want to 'have their cake and eat it too' when it comes to depicting the characters as existing in a feudal society but also having a modern moral sense. Game of Thrones worked best when they were making an effort to show the characters dealing with this, and the later seasons suffered because they just wanted them to be generic fantasy show characters with modern moral sense (just using old timey words for it).
>>221475901House Dayne seems pretty kino I wish we got to see more of them
>>221475950They be drippin with that purple
How did D&D take Eldritch Sorceror and turn him into a British rocker?
>>221472396whose gon follow dat
>>221475950Arthur Dayne show when?
WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY ANYTHING ABOUT S3 RELEASE?????????!!!!!!
>>221475974100% would
>>221475878>character says line>hes being 100% literalAre you autistic, perchance?
>>221476089Ned knocked her up and then yeeted her off a cliff.
>>221476105based desu
>>221475935>>221476092just sayin, any sword can be made razor sharpVS just keeps its edge far better, almost like it's some kind of highly advanced carbon steel, whereas everyone else (who's poor) uses shitty iron or mild steel
Is he canonically the only man to have fucked two Queens?
>>221476165False queen≠queen
>>221476105No way, she swam to Essos and became Septa Lemore
By the way, did you know that the Greens like to rape? Just making sure you didn't forget.
>>221476132 How sharp an edge can get depends on the metal. I don't think Valyrian steel swords are "magically" sharp light lightsabers, but there is also no reason to think they have can have the exact same sharpness as normal steel swords. How sharp an edge can get without chipping depends on the crystaline properties of the metal. Since Valyrian steel isn't a real metal, its impossible to say.
Im feeling quite rapey
>>221476165 Aegon I had two sister-wives, so that should count as 2x Queen fucking. Maegor married 6 times.
>>221476226I already support them. You don't need to sell them to me.
>>221476278is he going to be a chud like the rest of the greens or a good goy?
>>221476279My thoughts are always canon and my thoughts dictate that there's no way Maegor didn't dip in Visneya
>>221476302Go back.
>>221476247valyrian steel is magical nigga. normal physics don't apply to it
>>221476302He's a chud who keeps fake Daeron's family hostage and probably tortures and rapes them
>>221476247>>221476132I don't mean to argue but whenever people IRL hone swords to "razor-sharpness" I just simply don't believe it to be true, there's a reason a mini fresh razor can cut through pretty much anything now translate it to full size sword that weights nothing and never requires to be sharpened again and you have literal lightsaber
Final season leaks:>Rhaeynra doesn't get killed by dragonfire. She emerges from the flames unburnt. Aegon is so in awe, he banishes her to the Wall instead of death. She defeats the Night King in single combat and he goes dormant for another couple hundred years. She then sees a vision that one day Arya will use her dagger to kill the Night King for good>Aemond gets his ass kicked at the Battle of The Gods Eye. Pleading, he says he will suck Daemons dick and eat his shit in exchange for his life. Daemon says "It was her turn" as he strikes Aemond down.
>>221476401>You want me to Caraxes' shit? I'll eat Caraxes' shit.
>>221476470Isn’t dragon shit boiling when it comes out?
>>221476532Fire can not harm a dragon, eat up chuddy.
>>221476532Then it would be like that moment when they pour boiling gold over Viserys but instead it's dragon shit
>>221467680>Rapes my Stormlander trannywaifu>Turns himself into tranny >Gets cast into the HOTDName a fate worse than death
>>221476401> Arya will use her dagger to kill the Night King for goodyou forgot to add "She then proudly nods in approval"
>>221470212Kino
>>221470212Show Daemon is black
>>221476746>>221476746>>221476746
