House Sunfyre editionprevious thread >>221506305
I think Roose Bolton can be trusted as commander of the Stark foot, personally
>>221519022>king ghidorah as your house sigilTAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER
how f&b should have been adapted:all the authors are in the same room discussing the events around a big book called fire and blood non-diegetically, s1 is mostly the same, however for bunch of shit like the rhaenys dragonpit explosion we get a needledrop or something similar and the maester or the septon goes (mushroom, you're fucking retarded. here's how it ACTUALLY happened...) and then it rewinds to non-mushroom's version of events.each ep starts with one author (we all learn who they are, mushroom is coomer semi woke shitposter kind of guy who simps for rhaenicent, the septon is a chuddie who HATES blacks, the maester is a redditor smartass centrist) retelling the episode's events so we get a different sort of vibe for each episode since there are 3 authors, but for some episodes they all agree on how it goes so it is like a typical big budget GoT episode. the characters all behave a little differently in each author's respective versions and the episodes have plenty of voiced narration acting as sort of audio commentary that glues scenes together and prefaces what they think is going on. its like 20-30% narration 70-80% regular so viewers arent confused the fuck out.also it all focuses on just the same scope of story as the current adaptation we got aint no time for that prologue/epilogue shitobviously theres a lot more tits and ass in mushroom's episodes, in the septon's episodes there's a lot of violence and "legal shit" and "ahem, viserys was actually fucking shit king..", maester's episodes are like egg from akotsks explaining shit but he's obviously like 80.
>>221519068Fire & Blood was always subpar and the Dance was poorly written.It was never going to be good.
cant wait to see whos going to rape alicent in the next episode
>tfw Rhaenyra and Alicent become the lesbian empresses of Essos
>>221519085>letting alicent double-mog rhaenyrai can see why they changed her hair
>>221519041>let’s not wipe out that family who have been our ancestral enemies and regularly flayed our family members The Starks are fucking idiots.
>>221519084Think it’s my turn by now.
>>221519078Well for once the showrunners and writers had an excuse to do whatever they wanted within a vague framework and still shit the bed.
Though All Men Do Despise Us
>>221519173Boltons are useful. The starks need someone to do their dirtywork to keep their faggy MUH HONARRR larp believable. It's just after a few centuries of being cool the starks let their guard down and forgot the boltons are their rabid dog.
>>221519187call me a cynic but i'm just not surprised anymore
>>221519022>this valyrian beauty queen is a troonhard to believe there are jeets in this thread who think that
>>221519291>>221519291Agreed. He a white beauty queen.
sex with jeyne arryn
cant wait to see more ormund. according to reddit leaks hes going to be a gigachud
>>221519210people forget that the Starks ruled the North for 8000 years.You don't rule that long by being honorable and stupid, the old Kings of Winter were as cold and hard as the land they ruled.
guess i was right about the AI jeet and the troon simp being the same person
>>221519306stick with the streets ranjeet
>>221519291>>221519356good morning saar
>>221519210>dirtywork>MUH HONARRRNed’s version of honour is not the Stark version of honour. Ned’s honour comes from being fostered in the Vale. It is totally different to Stark honour where you can be a “rabid dog”
>>221519356>>221519291Already discussed. See >>221395857
>>221519310t. Jessamyn Redfort
thank god for AI jeets bringing us entertainment while we wait for new eps
>>221519380How long is this retarded fucking meme going to be spewed? We literally see from Sansa's POV the valemen nobles are all cutthroats and retards. You have Bobby B raised in the same place for the same time as ned being a massive degenerate. The vale has no more honor than anyone else let alone a better knightly culture.
Did Visenya know Maegor would be sterile?
>>221519427He wasn't sterile. it was maetsers ad blood magic that killed his kids.
>>221519421Ned internalised an idealised version of the Vale knightly culture, it doesn’t matter how the average Vale noble acts
>>221519453He was banging his first Hightower wife long before Tyanna got involved and that didn't even produce a stillbirth.
>>221519310That is a jawline I want my sons to have.
>>221519041>Jon POV about how even he knew Ned never trusted Roose>Catelyn convinces Robb to put him in charge of 75% of the Northern army with no oversight>because she claims a "cunning" man is needed to lead an army that is only supposed to act as a distraction until Riverrun is freedCatelyn is the greatest enemy of the Starks in history, nobody has ever done more damage to them. Starks win the war easily if Jon isn't driven to the Night's Watch by her, he's far smarter than Robb
>>221519453Maegor was born out of blood magic, that’s why he was infertile. Aenys wasn’t Aegon’s kid.
>>221519347>>221519384they are real pictures retards. not AI
>>221519484>Hightower whoreBarren, next question.
>>221519576t. AIJeet
>>221519380this, Starks are honorable but had no mercy for those who went against them. They exterminated multiple houses for going against them and gave Bolton's permission to make a fucking tent out of their enemies skin when they fought the 3 Sisters. An OG Stark would have killed Cersei and her kids with no hesitation. Ned was a PTSD ridden pussy with a warped sense of honor and passed it on to Robb.
>>221519068This sounds cool in theory but it would require skilled writers and directors to pull off both of which are really rare in hollywood nowadays More importantly for a business prospective it would require a working brain to follow and appreciate making it a niche product
>>221519512makes you wonder how the war would have gone if Robett Glover or Medger Cerwyn or Wylis Manderly had been given command of the Northern foot instead of Roose Bolton
>>221519427Did they...?
>>221519484True.Maegor couldn't breed.No wonder he seethed like a chud.
>>221519641Visenya did like them on the younger side.>Aemond's Harrenhal dreams will be about Visenya praising him as a good boy for claiming Vhagar and studying the blade
The way she raises her eyebrow...SEXO
>https://youtu.be/OLpCNhBOAtQ?is=NKsXKnyMyUh8QGvmITS UPPPPP
>>221519739I need her so bad
what us the consensus so far on this season? is it the worst thing in existence?
>we will be serving white cake after dinner
>>221519427Whats the context of this? And why do I always hear that Visenya was into /ss/?
>>221519800who?
>>221519901the serving rats will be a girlboss moment. mark my words
>>221519885It's heading that way, first episode was mid, second was the worst yet, and I heard the 3rd will make me drop it entirely.
>>221519901book says>we will be serving white cake after dinnerhotd adaption>pic related
>>221519885>>221519944Supercuts Delights says the second episode was the best yet
>>221519901I understand now. Rhaenyra caught the rats, that makes her the rightful ruler when Aegon could not.
>>221519936>>221519947i was quoting django
>>221519961is that your boyfriend? he might be retarded
>>221519800i'd like to flatten preston's penis and testicles with a sledgehammer
>faithful adaption?
>>221519800I do not care for state department kike spooks
>>221520057why did they cut Maelor (and Daeron from the first two seasons)?
>>221519427Visenya and Rhaenyra should gave wed their sons
>>221519022luke is icsh
>>221519783She has a laddish spirit
>>221520127Incompetent idiots didn't want to deal with more child actors growing up since they already had the strong boys plus aegon and viserys and the twins.
>>221520127>Who's that? What side are they on? Who did he rape?
>>221520127>why did they cut Maelor (and Daeron from the first two seasons)?cause Ryan Condal is a hack and fraud. GRRM has disavowed him for this.
>>221520158>icshi demand to know what this means. is it a pederast dogwhistle?
>>221519907I think it's Visenya picking up Maegor from Essos and telling him he should be king and Aenys' kids are weak like their father.The /ss/ meme comes from how Visenya conquered the Vale, Sharra Arryn tripled the guard and retreated to the Eyrie during the Conquest but Visenya flew up there on Vhagar and started playing with Sharra's son Ronnel who was alone in the garden when she landed. Sharra came in with her guards and pretty much immediately gave up when she saw Visenya and Vhagar with Ronnel. Then Ronnel got a free dragon ride in exchange for losing the crown.
what do we LIKE about the show?
>>221519974>GRRR IM SERIOUS, I'M LIKE VISENYA COME AGAIN. FEEL MY FURY FIRE AND BLOOD>gets cut
>>221520203to be fair a ride on a dragon is absolutely boss, he probably bragged about it all the time.
>>221520211>what do we LIKE about the show?I liked Aegon, but they keep fucking with his story. I liked Otto, but they killed him off season 2.
>>221520211I like some of the casting, like Aegon and Aemond.Daemon is fag, sorry to all the Matt Smith fans. Rhaenyra is way off. Jace actor was good. Otto too.
Can we just skip all the non-Aegon scenesthank you
>>221520248you must have hated his execution lol
>>221520259book aegon had a gay porn stache?
>>221520258what's rhaenyra supposed to be like?
>>221520211>what do we LIKE about the show?Tomthats it. He's the only one who gives a shit, he's the only one standing up for his character and the best actor
>>221520275It wasn't that bad, considering the way the show goes. It was funny having Rhaenyra snotting all over the place and being incompetently while Otto is practically rolling his eyes and ready to check out kek.
>>221520286A bit more mentally active, planning, even competent at times. Vengeful, self-righteous in her wrath, and THICC. Show Rhaenyra is just a moping, incompetent troon that lacks agency and can't seem to do anything.
>>221520259>Can we just skip all the non-Aegon scenesTRVKEHopefully we get that Aegon only episode in exile soon.
>>221520275nta I loved how it wasnt even a triumphant moment for rhaenyraOtto basically telling them to just let Daemon do it because he wont fuck it up and then rhaenyra crying like a fucking bitch with snot running downI expected it to be some sort of boss girl moment>you thought you could usurp the throne from me? Now I show you what your work got youetc with some heroic music playing to satiate the fat hogs at the burlington bar
>>221520211Otto, Aegonthe memes and shittalking we do here because 95% of the show is poorly written and acted
>>221520211I like that we finally got representation in medieval fantasy and I like the girlboss characters
>>221520329they just fucking made her worse
>>221520286Think Cersei levels of paranoia and bloodthirstshe's wacky coocoo in the head
>>221520259>>221520290>>221520321the king who cared
>>221520320they don't wanna make the character unlikeable to the masses, it seems, they need her to be the good guy then>>221520329yep, it was pretty decent considering they could have made it a cool girl boss moment like Arya'sshow isn't that bad
>>221520372>did more for the people in a single scene than rhaenyra did in 3 seasons so farhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/FuGgJS3Uv7wactually think, what did rhaenyra did FOR THE PEOPLE so far, nothing
>>221520211Watching daemon commit a fresh atrocity every episode. Kinda went downhill after season 1.
If she were King Viserys eldest daughter, would the Dance take place?
>>221520372Aegon could give the smallfolk a sheep every day for a thousand years, and it still would not make up for the crimes he committed against the ratcatchers.
>>221520403this is too good of an aegon scene for it to be anything other than deleted in blatant team black propaganda
>>221520479They must've filmed it when sara the hack hess wasnt on set
It’s actually insane how many niggers they manage to sneak away in this show
>>221520147>a woman willingly kissing a manletstrains credulity too much
I miss this Alicent.
episode 3 has leaked
>>221520468
Thoughts on Cersei?
>>221520569wheree
>clickbait article title>it's about the fucking 2027 calendarha ha ha KILL ME
He comes....
>>221520534Too bad. She's going to be even fatter next season.
>>221520211Passion for catching rats
>>221520629Give it up Benjicotbro, him and Kermit have been cut from the show.
>>221520706
>>221520372how could alicent willfully ignore aegon's whoring and raping while aemond studied (book & blade), and do nothing about it
DUDE BROMANCE LMAO WE ARE SUCH BROS YOU WOMEN WOULD NEVER UNDERSTAND LMAO
where the FUCK are THE LADS?
>promise me Ned
>>221520778>what if we took these toxic masculine twinks and turned them into one stronk woman?
>>221519058If they don't say it's a reference, Toho will sue
>>221520762>aegon’s whoring and rapingWhich doesn’t make any sense considering be was raised by Hightowers and under Otto. He would be discreet with his mistresses.
>>221520775
>>221520840Are they gay? Why are they hugging like that?
Aegon episode?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLpCNhBOAtQIT'S UP
>>221520880They arranged the death of a Targaryen prince, they're heroes of the Andal Resistance Movement
>>221519800just as a reminder, this guy is a literal (literally 'literal') US state department "deep state" employee seething leftoid
>>221520525GRRM drones don't seems to care about their nigger kangz
>>221520792Kenny Stark would never
What the fuck was the deal with that Satyr
>>221520403>what did rhaenyra did FOR THE PEOPLE so farshe fed the starving of kings landingRhaenyra the Feeder
>>221520949I fuck with Corlys and Alyn Trannybane
>>221520937the fact that he works for trump's regime makes it even more funny
>>221520775It's true. Women don't understand bros, they think it's one of their gay fantasy stories. >>221520880Behold:
>loses his daughter then his son>has to claim a bastard as his grandson, copes by saying the name matters more>loses his wife>sees everything he built during his life burnedIs there any nigga more cucked than Corlys?and the funniest thing is he brought it all on himself due to his own ambition.
>>221519800>>221520901Can you quit with the /pol/fagging for two seconds and get to work on the fanfic Mr. Jacobs?Or maybe finish one of your "Analyzing ___" series instead of just doing a dogshit re-read of AGoT.
>>221521129Imagine being a woman and being forced to realize you're born retarded by your own gender
>>221521178Sorry but we have to do more atheist bible study with Trey the Explainer before a random video about the SSPX schism
>>221521120there's layers to this, like an onion. in truth, trump, kirk and preston are all three very much aligned. ultimately, they all serve jews.
Episode has leaked
>>221521218link it
I hope that tranny knows he sounds exactly like the man he is when he yells
>>221521225He won't.
>>221521194Sounds kino
>>221521194Sounds faggoty
It’s so fucking funny that these threads have totally turned against that little queer sex tourist Preston
>>221521289>>221521336It can't be too bad if it doesn't involve Carmine talking.
>>221521352Dunk and Egg reminded the thread that vermin are meant for ridicule, not heeded as visionaries.
>Helaena looking away cause of all the noiseBack when she still had characterization instead of just being turned into a retard
>>221521352It's a shame, I used to be a PJ defender and excuse his insanity when it comes to real life shit because he actually put out a lot of solid ASOIAF material... then he stopped putting out any remotely good ASOIAF material It seems like most of his remaining hardcore fans are just people you'd expect to be moderating a subreddit.
>>221520211>Aegon>Otto>Corlys >Daemon>Lord Beesbury >Beautiful women
>>221520467That's Shiera the whore
>>221520792Betha Blackwood looking bitch
>>221520937No wonder his artistic takes are dogshit.
>>221520534What was the deal with all the faith shit when Rhaenyra and Daemeon come back to KL? And then they just took it all down?
>>221521573Based bros
>>221520329I literally just came here to look at this meme again and chuckle Thank you for your service
>>221521225it leaked on a streaming service and someone posted screenshots on tiktok, including that oneSeason 2 was such a waste of time>let's have scenes of tyland mud wrestling then developing literally anyone
>>221519384Bet you're really proud of yourself.
>>221521454>because he actually put out a lot of solid ASOIAF material50% of that content was just his own headcanon stated as fact (made all the more embarrassing when he met GURM and tried to get him to confirm some of them and he didn't give a shit). When you start to understand how much of the shit he talks about that would never be in the (nonexistent) books, you understand that he's just a fag obsessing about seeing 'signs' in the books that confirms what he fancrafts. The thing is I think /he/ finally realized this which is why his fanfic project and "going over" series are now just a bunch of seething nitpicking the books and being mad over shit he made up in his head not being there.
>>221521352>>221521454>>221521659Please, go back.
>>221520762They should've swapped young Aegon and Aemond actors. The guy on the right looks like 100% valyrian la creatura while young Aemond has that chud phenotype.
>>221521439>shes a vegetable tony, a fucking retard
>>221521678Fuck off Preston you kike
>>221521681
>>221521439Forgot to quote >>221520523
>>221521681No, it’s spot on. Imagine what the Aegon character could do with a decent script
>>221520211the rapes, they are beautiful
>>221521659>stated as factI think you're projecting about this a bit, it always seemed pretty clear to me that he was aware the was overthinking a lot of the time.GrrM being such an obviously lazy fat fuck was a great thing for Prestion because it made him finally realize that Winds was never going to happen so he could buckle down and make the fanfic the way he wanted it. Which is like, fine, good for him, don't like it? write your own damn fanfic.But then of course he also devolved into becoming a lazy bald fuck with his own cringe little hangers on and "yes"-men.
>>221521703
>>221521506
>>221519022Poor Theon
>>221521678>IT'S UP!
>>221520329They could've done some kino dissociation shit with the camera focusing on Rhaenyra and all the noises muffling, her hands shaking on the sword then gripping it tighter, Otto making eye contact with her and smiling faintly. Then Rhaenyra expression hardens and she does her duty, maybe not cleanly but at least without tears and snot. Have her breakdown later in private if you need to showcase the toll that shedding the blood for the first time has taken on her.
I want to see direwolves in HotD!!! Lazy writing.
>>221521724Actually yes, you're right. We needed someone likeable for this >>221521703 and other moments to land. Can't imagine the lad playing young Aegon pulling it off. The kids are fine where they are.
>>221519306such a rich white britisher girl thing to ugly themselves up for some intellectual thing
>>221521506Did Egg even tell Dunk about Bloodraven and Shiera doing magic and her bathing in blood to stay young?Another Ira Parker fuck up.
>>221521779Peasant phenotype.
>>221521681he was really good
>>221521681>The guy on the right looks like 100% valyrian*on the left
>>221521937Does Egg even know about any of that? Daeron and Aerion might, but Egg seems a bit young to be messing in Bloodraven's personal affairs,
>>221521454thats what happens when theres no new asoiaf content for over 10 years, its like trying to draw blood from a stone
>>221519901>Rhaenyra replaced the ratcatchersAegon could never.
>>221521620I wonder how long he'll keep this up.
>>221519427What was Viesnya's problem?
Ceryse Hightower, whatever happened there
>>221520211The occasional memeable characters and moments. The effects aren't bad.
>>221521989Daeron probably told Egg after hearing Maekar shittalking them.>Duncan: You've known queens and princesses. Did they dance with demons and practice the black arts?>Aegon: Lady Shiera does. Lord Bloodraven's paramour. She bathes in blood to keep her beauty.
>>221520211Dragons look good, Oscar Tully is hot, trannies getting necked
>>221522152>Maekar shittalkingStill can't believe this is the same thug from Outlaw King
>>221519783>muffled [push push push] in the background
>>221522004*like trying to draw milk from a benippled breastplate
>>221522169Biblically accurate Robb Stark.
>>221520184yes, its also pseudotripfagging/avatar posting/ritual posting all rolled into one. the absolute state of these threads, you have literal trannies and jeets all vying for attention, the amount of attention whores in these threads is embarrassing, the only interesting thing in these threads is the book v shows discussion but it gets drowned out by people who for some reason want to be remembered by their ritual posts as evident when occasionally they will go "oh im the guy who posts..." or "im [insert avatar fagging ritual pseudotripping bs post from a decade ago] poster xD". each new season of a show you will get more pseudotripping posts from faggots too pussy to use a tripcode because they know they will be filtered but still want to be remembered somehow and attract attention
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>>221522253Robb was ginger tho
>>221522383In GRRM's godless, heretical texts, yes.
is Aegon the only Targaryen to actually weep at his dragon's death? All the others just use their dragons like sports cars
>>221522344did the guys who had to lay in the water get paid extra?
>>221522344From the preview, i thought this was mirrored Braavos shot for a moment.
Viserys too wept for Balerion, Joffrey Velaryon begged that his mother get her ass of the safety of Maegor's Holdfast and fly to the Dragonpit to save his dragon Tyraxes.>>221522445
vance wept
>>221522054Aegon was shooting blanks.
>>221519306 Regardless of what label she wants to give herself, she is a woman and she will only ever be woman. Even if she cuts her tits off and where is a strap on and made out of donated organs she still only a woman. I don't know why she has such a problem with that. Her acting was great in his last episode but the whole fluid gender thing is just ridiculous. I don't like that youtuber they had play the pirate king/Queen either but at least they were committed.
>>221519335 Is there any link to an article or discussion somewhere about the validity or trustworthiness of that counted year situation? Because that's like one family's history being twice as long as all of recorded human history on this planet... Which is weird because it doesn't feel weird in something like 40K but with this it stretches the credibility of the idea. Like there has to be a conversion error somewhere.
>>221519783The Rock is suing for trademark infringement.
>>221520778Here we are: all the lads.
Okay.
>>221522980About whom is she referring?
>>221523095Daeron
>>221519068sounds good. would be even better if they invented new low ranking characters and them only hearing news of what's going on
>>221519739
>>221519907
>>221522980ABANDON THREAD
>>221523191what do you think they were doing on that dragon
>>221519512>>Jon POV about how even he knew Ned never trusted Roosesauce?
hold up, this better?
>cut the last episode from season 2. the one with a bunch of fighting>HOLY HECK SEASON 2 WAS SO BAD, THE WRITING WAS SHIT AND THERE WAS HARDLY ANY FIGHTING>season 3 episode 1 has the cut war scenes from season 2>AW YEAH BABY WE ARE SO BACK!>rest of seaon 3 is basically just more season 2 tier writingwere they geniuses for cutting last episode of season 2 and making it episode 1 of 3? Seems smart to give up on 2 and hope 3 gets a good start. They should get the guy who made that smart decision to actually write the show.
why must there be this many negroes? I just don't wanna have to look at them.
>>221523212she was making a man out of him
What's the point of giving them a fake Daeron, anyway? Okay, the Blacks have been tricked. Now what?
>>221523255Just look forward to the black genocide scene they’re going to have to film to explain why all the families are suddenly white again by the time Game of Thrones begins.
>>221523244need more strong women stoically enduring suffering with dignity and gracethats why i watch tv shows
>>221523276bad guys use tricks greens are bad
>>221523276shhh Sara wants to have another one of her ''WOULD IT BE SO COOL'' momentswhich is thrown out the window immediatly because as per the spoilers alicent just straight up tells them its not the real daeron
>>221523244>were they geniuses for cutting last episode of season 2 and making it episode 1 of 3?No, because it was genuinely out of their hands. That being said, if season 2 had the content of the first two episodes of 3 as it's conclusion then yes it'd be better received. Retarded people just want spectacle, that's why GoT seasons past 4 have great scoring episodes (sometimes even better than those of the actually good seasons)General audiences would probably like season 8 if it didn't have mad queen Dany, it's not actually hated for being shit. And HotD has been late GoT (season 5+) quality since the very beggining and guess what. People were going ape shit over season one, which had significant deviations from the book, all to it's detriment.
>>221519058No snakes alive.
>>221522328Generals have always been cancer(reddit)
>>221523191Reminder that he got thrown off a sky cell for that cause the mongoloid Maegor arrived to late to save his ass.
>>221523276>>221523311Gotta love how they dumb down the show from the source material for their stan twitter / bar audience at every single opportunity then add shit like this for absolutely no reason. Is having Aegon and Viserys involved in the Gullet overcomplicating the plot even though it justifies Jace's rashness? I guess so. But having a convoluded plan that goes all the way back to season 1 with the seemingly purposeful omission of Daeron in every prior scene (idk why they didn't have him pre-timeskip since all the kid actors got replaced anyway) just so that Alicent can instantly out him due to loyalty to Rhaenyra / having 0 impulse control? Let's say that that's what happens, as every leak says. Now what? What was the point of all of that? Real Daeron is free and marching against the Blacks with an army. Just like he was in the source material.It's literally a fucking shaggydog story
>>221523229>He's younger than I imagined?Daemon already diddled fDaeron?
Is the whole Daeron thing happening because they wanted to do the Targeryen hair dyeing thing that happens several times inuniverse? Should've been in GoT but Young Griff got cut and the hair thing with him.If so, it's weird to do that when season 3 of a Knight of the Seven Kingdons will have that plotpoint anyway (without it being pointless too). Even Egg shaving his head is arguably a variant of the same idea.
>>221523339Season 1 was good enough to still allow for a good show going forward. The worst of the deviation being how they made allicent an innocent girl forced into the situation then making a mistake about succession. Even then the show still could have been good if the writers didnt go full throttle into the mary sue infallible women sister friendship romance that season 2 dived the show into. I was hoping season 3 would turn things around, but the trailer for next episode has Allicent coaching Rheanyra into killing her kids or something? IT looks like the show is becoming unwatchable.>General audiences would probably like season 8 if it didn't have mad queen Dany, it's not actually hated for being shit.Dany going mad isnt what made people angry, they were angry over how it was done. It was written poorly for the show.
>>221523276>What's the point of giving them a fake Daeron, anyway?leaks say fake Daeron tells Rhaenyra and Daemon that Ormund is holding his family hostage and will kill them if he tells the truth, he only says it cause Daemon urges Rhaenyra to kill him before Alicent tells them that it's not Daeron, Rhaenyra then checks his hair and realizes they're telling the truth.Basically an excuse to further demonize the Greens while also whitewashing Alicent and painting Rhaenyra as merciful in comparison to Daemon while also making him start to resent Alicent.
Season 2 was worse than this but the gen still had more life and shitposting in it. Have we even had a real meme yet?
>>221523586See, this is what I mean. You say how season 1 was alright but then you point out that even by season 1 Alicent's character was ruined. The conclusion you should have reached is that the deviation from source material that C & H have made was unnecessary and harmful, not hoping that they'll somehow crane a derailed train back up onto the track. There's literally a straight line from aging Alicent down and making her childhood besties with Rhaenyra to having the whole nun dress up / king's landing surrender bullshit happen.>the killer picking up the knife and charging toward me was fine, but when they started thrusting the knife into my body, by that point I hoped they'd reconsider and change their behavior going forwardSeason 1 was fucking shit.>Dany going mad isnt what made people angry, they were angry over how it was done. It was written poorly for the show.The general audiences were in fact just furious that their khaleesi got got. D & D actually did make her way more psycho than in the book (admittedly, she's more likeable there mainly due to her inner thoughs) with all her unhinged girlboss moments but people clapped like seals for those.
we've only seen two episodes, give it a chance
>>221523716We had so many in the first episode of Dunk alone and the threads were so fast, just a weird contrast. And now Otto who had the most potential for shitposting is dead.
>>221523696>Have we even had a real meme yet?Only this shit.
Are we going to see Dunc naked in season 2?
>>221523745What's even there to discuss? If the newest fanfic moment is even worse than the previous? There's not even any cool snappy dialogue like with AKotSK since George doesn't want anything to do with this garbage anymore.
>>221523711Purity spiralling nonsense.
If Rhaenyra is struggling to rule because she gets her period next episode it might save us yet.
>>221523711>>221523797The Green Council (a scene fully written out by George Martin himself) was shortened and botched to spend more of the runtime on seeing Rhaenys get dragged into the Dragonpit by the swarming crowd. It probably would've been cheaper to adapt it properly since it's just a bunch of actors in a studio, but C&H must've considered it to be unnecessary fluff. I don't have to mention the abysmal fucking coronation debacle that it lead into, do I? Or Criston Cole murdering a guy in the middle of a party and facing no consequences?Season 1 HotD is like season 6 GoT level, it's not a good show and every sign was flashing red that it'll only get worse with time.
>>221523749Shirtless at the very least when he’s recovering from dying. He’s very hot with the longer hair.
>>221523987sleeping
>>221523987Sleepy Targaryen boys.
>>221523987>What have you done Jace?!>Don't tell me you got that nigger pregnant!
Mummy.
>>221520227>>gets cutwatch them cut heh it out because maester propaganda
My girlfriend has a pinoy friend who looks like a young sexy pinoy version of Alicent. Gods I want to rape...
I don't understand why they made the velayrons blacks can anyone explain?
>>221524810>bright blonde haired fascists who engage in organized eugenics Some people felt a little too uncomfortable at them despite missing the fact they're all andal mutts by this show.
Manifesting GRRM's death this year.
So are we just gonna ignore how Rhaenyra cheated on Daemon with Mysaria?
Can the next episode be even worse?
>Aemond and Alys' relationship develops over the course of the season.>In Episode 6, Aemond has a hallucination of Allicent arriving to Harrenhal, like she said she would. They have sex. It's revealed later to be Alys.>In the season finale, she claims she is pregnant with his child, who is "the prince that was promised".
>>221524957Who will finish the books when he's gone? Elio and linda?
>>221524983No. People just don't care. The writing is millenial clitflicking fanfic, you shouldn't approach this show with plot consistency in mind. Try to watch it with the same mindset you'd watch "Hot Shots!", a lunatic comedy that's spoofing mid works.
Watched the first ep. Enjoying the action - big set pieces, fights, cool looking armour/fits, nice mild incest, simple as. Surely the rest of the season will continue with this high budget direction and focus on action...
Uhhh so what is the point of this attempted rape scene
>>221524983It’s ok when women do it.When women cheat, it’s the man’s fault for abusing her and treating her poorly.When men cheat, they’re disgusting pigs who should be crucified.
>>221525080Hello???? The greens are the BAD GUYS if you hadn't figured!?!?!And Alicent is like women who vote trump, in the end they get raped by rapeservatives! It's like the handmaid's tale!
Do all beautiful women shave their armpits in asoiaf universe
>>221525001>>In Episode 6, Aemond has a hallucination of Allicent arriving to Harrenhal, like she said she would. They have sex. It's revealed later to be Alys.>>In the season finale, she claims she is pregnant with his child, who is "the prince that was promised".
>>221520211Sheepstealer's design
>>221524996Rhaenyra and alicent bond over men not listening to them for an hour; it’s going to be the worst episode in the got universe so far
When are they bringing in nettles
>>221520211The production is unironically terrific. Sets, lighting, costumes, shot compositions...It's just the character and story writing has tanked.
>>221521828Nah keep her pathetic and retarded it’s funny
>>221520211Aegon, Aemond, Cole and GwayneThat's it
Why is every female in this show a yas queen slay stereotype.
The dragon cgi and all the dragon scenes are really cool. Everything else has been dogshit this season *and previous season
>>221524983Seems smart not to let plebian notions of loyalty distract you from getting things done. Its how I'd do things if I had the energy to leave the house and approach hot babes.
>>221525164my pipe theory is that Rhaena is going to straight-up use the name Nettles as an alias while in the vale
Was Aemond playing dark souls/Skyrim? He just one shotted an entire castle
>>221525234Wasn’t it just kissing? Kissing is nothing and hardly considered cheating. Full on sex is cheating.
>>221525255Yeah, that guy stabbing him was a triggered cutscene
>>221525255Aemond and Daemon are living their own fantasy adventure stories, while Aegon and Larys have a buddy cop comedy thing goin onThen there is whatever the fuck the rest of the characters are doing
>>221525314Lmao this is truly a good summary of the season
In the published ASOIAF material, you don’t have anything like the show’s mass‑produced “scorpion” batteries successfully sniping dragons out of the sky; anti‑dragon warfare exists, but it’s rare, crude, and mostly recorded as exceptional lucky shots or mass uprisings. Dragons killed by siege weaponsThe big canonical example is Meraxes in Fire & Blood: she is killed during the Dornish war when a scorpion/ballista bolt hits her in the eye during an attack on Hellholt. It’s explicitly described as a freakishly good shot rather than a repeatable tactic, and the focus in the text is more on Rhaenys’s death than on technical “anti‑air” doctrine. Later in Fire & Blood, the Dornish assemble a fleet of ships each fitted with scorpions, hoping to duplicate that success against the Targaryen dragons. When they finally sail, the royal forces and dragons ambush and burn the fleet; no dragons die, and the scorpions prove basically useless once dragons are aware of them and maneuvering. So: yes, one dragon is canonically killed by a heavy bolt from a scorpion‑type weapon, but that’s the outlier, not the norm.
>>221519068Not only would you need to make it so people actually understand this shit, which is already a tall order, you need to convince the suits that people will understand this shit which is basically impossible. It simply is just safer to do dragons and sex and people talking in rooms - what they're talking about doesn't matter, just talking is enoguh. Also, big plot twist "Red Wedding" moment every season and then throw in some messaging about like, women rights, incels or whatever.
>>221525431We got dragons this time, we didn't even get sex, got some feminism instead
>>221522443King Viserys never sat a dragon again after Balerion died
Does Rhaenyra even know how to use a sword? Or was it just for show?
>Does Rhaenyra even know how to use a sword? Or was it just for show?
>>221525529Of course she doesn'tIf the kingsguard and the soldiers just jumped on her and Daemon the blacks would have simply lost the war
>>221525661Daemon and Rhaenyra get killed later on and the black niggers kept marching towards kingslanding anyways, grrm is a hack.
YIKES
>>221525529No she doesn’t. But the kingsguard saying he’s never seen that before and laughing was also retarded when Visenya was a thing.
>>221519078>It was never going to be good.Not because the story suck but because the executives running HBO are wildly incompetent and hired complete retards to make the show.They had a clear outline of how the story goes, all they had to do was add dialog for the characters who are making to story move along.Plots are hard to write but any dumbass can write dialog.
>>221525733>“Your son Joffrey is a bastard. Your son, Lucerys, whom I accepted as my heir, was a bastard. Your son Jacaerys lived and died a bastard. Say aloud to me the reason your children deserve what mine are denied.”So I guess they'll turn Corlys into a bad guy so people don't turn on Rhaenyra when she has him arrested, if that even happens anyways
Whole episode just leaked
>>221525782The outline of the story is bad tho is what I’m saying
>>221525782>Plots are hard to write but any dumbass can write dialog.George Lucas exists
>>221525788>>221525733He's seething about her not legitimizing Alyn and Addam right?
>>221525839Yes. Alicent also sells out Daeron, she doesn't even try and pretend the fake Daeron is actually Daeron lmao
>>221525848is the whole episode up or just snippets on tiktok?
>>221525848>Alicent also sells out Daeron, she doesn't even try and pretend the fake Daeron is actually Daeron lmaoI thought I couldn't hate her more but well, now I doThird son she betraysWhat a fucking bitch disgusting whore of a mother she is.I wish Ironrod had given her the iron rod.
New thread:>>221525900
>>221525244who the fuck is Rhaena
>>221525023I don't want them finished.
>>221525728they were marching for the claim, not because they wanted to kiss rhaenyra's feet you retardby that point everyone had lost sons/brothers/lands and the war was basically on autopilot. also aegon ii was a crippled poisoned psycho sitting in a city that hated him. grrm still fumbled it but "leaders die and armies keep going" is like the least stupid part of the dance.
Am I a faggot for wanting them to bring up the Song of Ice and Fire more in House of Dragons? I'm rewatching the second season and not long after Rhaenyra and Alicent speak while the former is in disguise, Alicent gets the abortion juice from the Grand Nigger. It almost seems like she is going to ask if he knows of it but instead she just asks if he thought Viserys wanted Aegon to be king based on her not knowing he was referring to Aegon the conquerer and. It's actually sort of stupid that all three, the conquerer, this Aegon, and the prince that was promised are all named fucking Aegon now that I think about it.
