Clean and Sober edition
star trek sex with shran
Star trek rape with Riker
>>221572467she wasnt even sober then dumbass
Who is your literally me trek character? Pic not related.
were we just not supposed to notice?
>>221573538Since I've never done anything wrong in my entire life of coure.
>>221573759Noice barbecue, bro.
>>221573929Dukat just wanted to grill!
>>221573538
>>221573973
>>221574087It was self-defense!
>>221574087she was torturing Kurzon. Dax should have had a male as the next host.
>>221574087
Morning /trek/
>>221574177Mourning /trek/.
Mourning for Morn /trek/
>>221572467So, Kes or Seven?
seven
BARCLAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>221574807Thank you Mr Broccoli
Scenes where Neelix and Tuvok interact are always good.
>>221574793-dollars is how much they spent on that cgi.
>>221573722you are supposed to notice That Guys. it's one of the joys of watching Trek
>>221573722I mean, yeah, it's Vaughn Armstrong, we get it.
>>221575867Geordi raped Admiral Forrest?
>>221576320his VISOR was off and a hole's a hole
>>221575693usually they have some makeup or something to make it not so obvious. muldaur in TOS is the only other example I can think of
>>221573538Blue shirt Picard
>>221576394Patricia Tallman played several human roles in addition to those where she had alien makeup on.
>>221576401AAAAAH A STABLE LOW STRESS JOB ON THE STARFLEET FLAGSHIP HELP ME Q-SAMA!
>>221575335I thought it was really sweet of Neelix to bring Tuvok all of his favorite things when he was in that coma.
>>221576464most of her appearances are uncredited. she only plays one named character. shes primarily a stunt double. brahms is in 2 eps of tng and referenced half a dozen more times and then benteen shows up with just a slightly tighter hairstyle. its weird.
>>221578049>I'll have to take your word for it.He's such a bitch.
>>221578049the minefield was total bullshit. federstio would have established a neutral zone and sisko would have slapped down hard. broken out of the service, in disgrace.
Ensign Diddy, the unsung hero of Voyager.
>I've been poring over the ship's database and finally settled on the perfect name for me - Dukat. I've even taken the liberty of altering my physical parameters to better accompany my newfound sense of identity.
>>221578898No hologram can replicate The Neck
>>221579596They wouldn't let him do it anymore after the unpleasantness with the Cardassian doctor.
>>221578101Dukat deserves it
>>221574087KWAB
>>221572467Ugly mutt
>>221572750ALLEGEDLY, nothing was proven.
YOU'RE A DEAD MANAPGARDO YOU HEAR ME?A DEAD MAN
>>221582269Troi said she was telling the truth. Believe women. Except 7 of 9, she's a lying whore.
>>221582664what the fuck was gene thinking with troi? couldnt make her a cool empath like Jem? had to make her an absolutely worthless "feelings" cunt?
>>221579767If I transport you, will you die?
watching VOY S2 E5 "Non Sequitur"
so far, Neelix , the Doctor, and Tuvok have been the stars of Voyager.
>>221584505Total Neelix Death
>>221584635He is one of the best parts of the show.
>>221584649TND
>>221582664She should have had her implants removed for killing that innocent guy with her fucked up delusions. And the doctor should have had his feminist subroutines deleted for encouraging her. Fuck that faggot.
>Commander, I'm here to relieve you of command of your penis. What did she mean by this?
thee air iss thee air. vat can be done?
>>221585777theres a new prime directive. you will not cum without permission
>>221584957doctor should have been reset 20 times
This is more /tg/ related but there's no thread up right now, I was planning a star trek RPG game and was wondering what name would be better for the hero ship (freedom class), USS Baltimore or USS Mogadishu
>>221587294Freedom Class? Baltimore. The Star Spangled Banner was composed there during a fight. Mogadishu is freedom taken to the absurdity of anarchy.
>>221579654A mirror universe Picard that floats around being an evil rogue scholar/acheologist that has no qualms about wiping a civilisation out then studying the ruins he just created would be awesome.I can imagine him heading home for a triumph with trophies to show off.
>>221587697That's pretty much exactly that storyline. mirror universe conquers the borg, prime universe achieves peace.
>>221586063
did they ever tell us what little girls are made of?
>>221588503Andrea is made of mind (memories), body (biology) and soul (self-determination) with the last one being the deciding factor which makes her more than a tool.
>>221588503They did, actually... But they didn't really have to do so explicitly.
>>221588503Cunicium
Karnas
>>221572467I was watching DS9 S06E16 "Change of Heart" the other day, and it got me to thinking:> Are Dax and Worf intentionally fucking with Bashir?Consider this:> Dax knows Bashir has a thing for her because he's been hitting on her the whole time> Worf knows Bashir has a thing for Dax because he's been jealous about it for a whileMeanwhile:> Every time Dax and Worf have sex they injure themselves so much they have to go to the infirmary> for Bashir to fix themAfter the first few times, it would almost seem as though Dax and Worf are trying to play some sort of sexually political mind fuck on Bashir, like they're both playing the "I know you want her, but you can't have her, I can" sort of thingYou'd think after 8 lives, Dax would be above such petty things
>>221589535Bashir was a dangerous creepy incel. Probably the worst character on the show.
>>221589573All the more reason for Dax and Worf not to play with him.
>>221589631He wasn't dangerous in that sense though. Worf (or even Dax, let's be honest) could knock him out with a single punch.
>>221589631that's not the kind of dangerous bashir is.he's an overcompensating gay in denial, a pushover and has massive trust issues due to his parents being unrealiable losers, high chance of being an abusive partner.
>they must apply to everyone or they mean nothing! Do you understand?
>>221576320Name a more rapable Trek character though. (You can't)
>>221590762Explain.
>>221590789
>>221590833Oh how the tables turned! She became a one-woman rape-gang in the end.
>>221577169>federation flagship>comfy analyses all the time>GREAT at his job>EVERYONE appreciates him for what he does>plenty of free time>ZERO danger of random electrocution by the bridge console, kidnapping by aliens, rape by Q, or being Nechayev's doormat>aaaahh I must LEADwhat the FUCK was his problem?
>>221584505It's crazy how much of a gap in quality there is between Tuvok episodes and Chakotay episodes.
>>221572478star trek sex with wesley
>>221592211Heya-hoya is kino, very spiritual. The Happy Holodeck Hunting Grounds are waiting.
wait.. im attracted to janeway?
elon musk is here too
...and epstein!
>>221579767I like to believe that they all knew Barkley had crippling Aspergers and could have easily cured it with their technology, but they all found it easier not to even tell him he had it and just let him go on living with autism because it made him a good engineer.
>>221593292You ever wonder if Jamake put on some pointy ears and tried to get himself hired as Voyager's Vulcan cultural consultant?
>>221593445Congratulations Anon, you transitioning from being a boy to being a man.
If Odo is the only changeling that killed his own kind, then Salome Jens' changeling is attracted to bad boys like those women who lust after men on death row.
>>221595014Simply. Awesome.
>>221595014Cursed
>>221595014It needs a muzzle that shifts the colour of the phaser beam outside of the visible spectrum.
>>221595454Use this muzzle
>>221596033imagine
>>221574087Not even Dukat's fault. He was possessed by an evil higher life form.
>>221574087>Are you going to say something about Klingons? Go on, say something about Klingons.
>>221592211Chakotay's actor noticed it too. He tried to get the writers to do more interesting stuff with him, but nothing came to them. He was one of the bitchiest actors on the show.
>>221596455>He tried to get the writers to do more interesting stuff with himLol no he didn't, Beltran is a retard like Patstew seething that his character didn't get laid hence the stupid 7 of 9 romance. If I was an actor on a show with Harry Kim I would be grateful simply for not playing Harry Kim.
>>221596808>If I was an actor on a show with Harry Kim I would be grateful simply for not playing Harry Kim.All of the cloying irritation of Wesley Crusher but none of the character development.
>>221593654>I like to believe that they all knew Barkley had crippling Aspergers and could have easily cured it with their technology, but they all found it easier not to even tell him he had it and just let him go on living with autism because it made him a good engineer.Or they didn't tell him so they could keep bullying him in a way that he didn't understand to be bullying. Just like in real life!
>>221597126>>221593654they accepted him as he was because that's how humans do in the 24th century
>>221597307They bullied him by calling him Broccoli with Riker's approval
>>221596033
>>221596832Wesley Crusher had no real character development. He remained a little annoying faggot for the entirety of the series.
>>221596304He would have totally wrecked her, and who's to say he didn't?
>>221598699He went from wild eyed wunderkind to academy fuckup to redemption arc to becoming Traveler 2.0You may not like it but that's actually development
>>221596610
>>221598770He did not develop physically thoughbeit
>>221598827did you?
>>221598770And nonetheless remained a little annoying faggot for the entirety of the series.
>>221598835Yes, my belly is very impressive
>war... was is it good for? If you ask me, absolutely nothing.lmfao, that took me by surprise
>>221598860And beyond...
>>221599021>was is it good for*whatYou knew that but I need to acknowledge it.
>>221598827>thoughbeit
>>221599021GOOD GOD Y'ALL
>>221599691>white people planet>no Wesleys allowed
racist riker
>>221595295he was great in columbo
>>221600915so was Mulgrew
>>221601166>solving murders instead of staying home and banging SexwayWhat a gay
>>221601295columbo is hypergay with his "wife" at home and bitch be trippin' attitude, mrs columbo is hated for making her real in canon
star trek sex with david corwin
>>221602196No
>>221599022Get a load of that hoverhand.Pathetic.
>>221603439
>>221603228why don't you like david corwin?
>>221603837Why do you want to have star trek sex with him?
>>221603439I wonder if that shirt is sold at a discount since it's printed upside down.
/who/ is so much better than this shit.
>>221603993/trek/ is currently locked in a state of perpetual destruction (by webm spamming tranny) and regeneration
>>221603993
i love milk and seeking revenge against those who have wronged me.
Star trek sucks. Wars too.
star trek sex with the sontarans
yeah you can tell your general must be great by you being bored enough to come over here and make such incredibly amusing postsgod /who/ sounds so fucking cool
Greenis!
I'd fucking split them in half.
Haha awesome, greenis!
>>221604292Both /who/ and /trek/ should be used to keep the legacy of the franchises alive, even though they haven’t been relevant in decades. Leave the infighting to other generals.
>>221604391/trek/ suxks
>>221604314then they'd be unars
>>221604152CALGON TAKE ME AWAY
Greenis haha
oh my gahaha greenis is so funny
greenis gets a sensible sontar-haha from me
>>221604525Personally I prefer Andies.
Ah, yes. Very true. Ah yes.
What the fuck is greenis?
GREENIS
haha
Why hasn't Trek229 killed himself yet?
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>i dont care for wesley.
greenis
What's your favorite meme? Mine is 67.
>>221603924because he's handsome
>>221603962Since it says, "stay weird", I don't think so.
>>221605580are you saying you don't like david corwin because you like toilet sex? i don't understand.
>>221605544Its 47 in star trek
Tal Celes
Inappropriate
>>221606655Opinions like yours really piss me off.
>>221606655She agreed to take the role. Should've read the script first.
>>221607021you were in the wrong, pervert.
>>221607033Why am I a pervert?Just because he was older than me?
>>221607264Speaking of perverts...
>>221607285Oops wrong thread.
>>221607296You are one of the posters I assume has a vagina. Sorry I spilled my spaghetti with the whole “holy war” “you’re all gonna die thing” xoxo
>>221572467>The evil version is always the sexy version
I just read that Patrick Stewart has retired from acting. my thanks and best wishes to him for a happy and healthy retirement. one of the all time greats and one of my personal favorite actors.
>>221607275you could probably meet someone like that at cons or on Star Trek: The Cruise
>>221607671i can't name a role of his other than Picard
>>221607705Charles Xavier from the X-Men Movies.
>>221607705You need to be 18 to post here
star trek sex with tom and harry
>>221607861you're more likely to know him as anything other than Picard if you're younger than 18. go look at his IMDB and tell me what I as a 30-something year old who doesn't watch capeshit or cartoons am supposed to know him from?
>>221607879
>>221607913looks like about the only other thing would be Robin Hood: Men In TightsI always knew about that movie growing up but never actually wanted to watch it
>>221572467Is Kes + Neelix the worst romance in the history of fiction? Beyond the weirdness of her being 2 years old and them having no chemistry it manages to make both of their characters substantially worse whenever its a plot point.
>>221607959wrong image
>>221607705
>>221607879Star Trek sex with Tom and Janeway
>>221607705He was Poop
>>221608270aliens being real and having been to Earth is the most obvious shit ever I don't know why you decided to roleplay about this or why you felt the need to quote my post in order to write that out but whatever
watching voyager right now /v/ros. What about you ?
Why tf didn't they keep Chakotay's salt and pepper hair?
>>221608494Sisko to Dukat:"Peppa..."
>>221608623>What is my roleplay?this is also obvious>This is not something that is “obvious”yes it is.
>>221607686Do Trekkies stink like tabletop and TCG players? All the fans I know have been normal but I may just be lucky.
>>221608671i have no idea, I don't know any other Trekkies in real life. but after I wrote that I thought about it a bit more and I think that the type of woman who would go to a Trek con or on the cruise would not also be the type who is such a mentally weak insecure retard that she would pretend to be a man just for clout and validation on the internet. so yeah I think my revised advice to find someone like that would just be to befriend everyone you find on Trek forums until you get close enough to find out their irl sex.
>>221608727just to clarify, not *everyone* just people with opinions you agree with otherwise it will never work out
>>221608759idk anything about you except that you're being cringe for an audience of no one
I got into an argument with a friend. He insists food from a replicator is going to be like when you look at a cookbook image or the box of a frozen meal. That the image in the replicator database is going to look a lot better than the actual food. I think because it is replicated it should look exactly like the picture.
>>221609006>spaghetti o's without meatballsi always knew replicator food was shit.
>>221609066>i always knew replicator food was shit.But so many possibilities! Best we got is Hello Fresh.
>>221607815Is that really his penis or something else?
>>221598827I like to think Riker was fucking with him...lol
Why is the USS Franklin so comfy, despite it looking so messy?
yas
Webm spammer didn't take his meds today I guess
Why is nutrek dialogue unintelligent and crass
>>221609608>Webm spammer didn't take his meds today I guessHe didn't eat his pan fried catfish today!
>>221610010I like it. They talk like real people.
>>221610010That's the power of math, people!
>>221610010They hired FEmales for their writing staff.
>>221610050All memes aside there are people who actually think this, which is stupid because Star Trek is 200-1200 years in the future (depending on the series), why should the characters talk like they're from 2026?
star trek sex with trip and malcolm
>>221610010Because its written by morons.
>>221610071I'M KHINONIAN, BITCH!H&I is showing The Best of Both Worlds Part 2 and it's hard to imagine this is from the same franchise. Some people insist they are. Some people even celebrate how "hip" and "modern" nutrek is. But it's all just brainless drivel with terrible acting, shallow production valuesm
>>221610109Andromeda should irk you even more then
>>221610603>[unrelated space show] does it too!your point?
>>221589535I fucking hated Jadzia Dax. One of the things that bothered me the most about her character was how petty, vindictive, and immature she was for a fucking Dax.
>>221610010it's made by very unintelligent and crass "people"
>>221610010It's called presentism and it's an extension of why anything that doesn't take place in modern times sucks now. You can't make a period piece because nobody knows how to write any dialogue except like they're doing a spec-script for a cancelled cw show. Even respected shows like Downton Abbey have shitty anachronistic modern words thrown in all the time. It's just rubbing your face in how lazy they are.
>>221610010It's a bunch of 40-60 year old wine aunts trying to write like 20 year oldsAbsolutely insufferable
>>221611315The previous creators of Star Trek were always concerned about making something that was good. They were always concerned about what the fans would think. They would still try to push the envelope but they knew there were limits.Now it doesn't matter. The current creators don't care what anyone thinks. They can just go on social media and throw "shade" at the "haters".
>Sir, these readings... they seem to be mogging us!>All hands, this is the captain. Prepare to begin bonesmashmaxxing.
PEPPERONI!
>>221611766Take this for example >>221611857Brannon Braga thought he was writing a good episode. Then it... fell apart. Then the audience feedback was less than favorable. So what did Braga do? He actually apologized for letting the fans down.If that were made today, he would've told the fans to suck his dick, what he wrote was ARTThere's a staggering difference between the attitude of boomer and gen X writers
>>221587488Well that's kind of the joke, I wanted the ship to be named after a city that in modern times isn't very nice
>>221612040im pretty sure threshold was written by joe menosky
Am I crazy for really enjoying Spock's Brain? I feel like it handles the tone for what is a pretty silly plot better than countless other previous episodes. I would genuinely rank it higher than half the episodes of season 2.
>>221612270>Teleplay by Brannon Braga>Story by Michael De Luca
star trek sex with icheb
>>221572478you lost tranny
>>221612762star trek needlessly horrifying torture and death of icheb to give 7 of 9 a new badass girlboss backstory btw did you know she was a lesbian
>>221612730well i didn't want to google it but im surprisedit seems very much like one of menosky's heavy sci-fi ideas that just went bad
>>221606655Literally rape
Data > Fat Riker > Season 1 Riker > Picard > Wesley > the nigger that gets killed by the cat alien > Tasha Yar > Alternate Universe Tasha > Tashas Klingon Daughter > Lore > Worf
>>221613033>fatHe tacked on mass.
>>221607705I, Claudius
>>221613033all tashas should be at the end, always.
star trek sex with q jr
>>221592211I love chakotayHe’s a better boss than Riker. You fuck up as rikers subordinate and he’d roll his eyes, scream at you, and try to transfer you off the ship. You fuck up under chakotay, he’d reassure you in his gentle voice that you did your best and he knows that and you’ll do better next time. Then he’d give you drugs and help you find your spirit animal.>Akoocheemoya
>>221610480Us all, irrevocably. I'm Locutus bitch!
>>221609149even though its low res you can see the dih tip
what the fug
>watching star trek in the background while im looking at the barony wiki and archer talks about gremlinswhat the hell
>Will you protect us from Neelix, Sir?
>>221610010humiliation ritualremember when a minor character could be kino?no more of that, goyim
>>221616266All legal
>>221611351>It's a bunch of 40-60 year old wine auntsso... us?
>All legal
>>221616266how does this work? do they grow up from children and grow old and then reverse or do they start as old people babies and age backwards? what about when theyre in their 70s, are they all horny teenagers again?
>>221617286>How old are they?!
I love this ugly fish so much bros its unreal
>>221616478why is she so fat? doesn't the academy have mandatory PE?
>>221617980and the computer making her replicator food should be regulating her nutritional intake as well. this is just like that zesty klingon with perfectly white teeth. they just want to take something and twist into representing the present day because it would be horrible to tell an actress they have to diet or tell a black guy he can't show off his blazingly white veneers.
>>221617551the one in red is 96 years old.
The greatest love story ever told
>>221618329She cute
>>221617980What would a Polaron Emitter have to do with it?
>>221617980There are fat soldiers right now in the us army
star trek kissing kes on the mouth
Star trek holding hands with grug vulcans and commanding them to worship me
>>221616880>so... us?i dont know, is this how you talk on a daily basis?if so please die
>>221619377>"Bruh." is on there twicebruh...
>>221619377those who have been paying attention may notice a subtle change in google search results>Alex Kurtzman was not officially fired; rather, his long-term executive producing deal with Paramount is expiring at the end of 2026, and the studio has opted not to renew his contract. His overall deal with CBS Studios and his production company, Secret Hideout, is simply coming to a natural close.
>>221618873That particular Star Trek is 1200 years in the future, not Right Now.
>>221617551400 give or take
>all the TrekBBS boomers who sucked JewJew Trek dick back in 2009>"Star Trek needed to become normified pseudo-Star Wars slop to be relevant again!">fast forward 17 years>no one thinks about the JewJew trilogy at all, it's utterly irrelevant
>>221620984Those boomers still think they're living in a world where the entire news cycle doesn't completely turn over every 3 daysNothing has the impact or the cultural relevance that it used to before the internet and smartphones ruined everyone's attention span
>>221620984Those movies were only going down the path that previous trek films started them on. It began with first contact and nemesis
>>221621070Arm tricobalt devices, target the internet and fire
>>221621110and yet those movies still had a sliver of integrity, which the jewjew abrahams did not
>>221621070thats another reason why these bullshut 10 hour movie series are so frustrating. all modern audiences really want is 500+ episodes of background noise
Michael Burnam is not bleobrd
>>221621401i miss when not having a nigger as your main character wasn't racist
>>221621070>>221621401I always find it hilarious how it's these dusty old message board boomers who are always the biggest proponents for nuTrek. I guess they feel if they don't adapt, they'll die. Must be.
>>221621692it is weird how they claim to be a fan of something but are also proud of having absolutely 0 discernment
>>221621628That post was from like 2018 which was also way too early to call her "beloved" (she's still not as of 2026)
>>221621692>mfw the shill audience will be deader than nutrek in a few years time
>super advanced high-tech aliens use air filters from the 20th centuryinteresting..
>>221621957kek I remember being baffled when I saw that too. that's a great episode though.
>>221574793Doesn't look half bad for her age but still had zero interest in this modern slop
>>221622245it's barely even the same character>inb4 she's 20 years olderit's barely even the same character.
Why is Gul Dukat singing about Shran in a Jamaican accent, anyway?
>>221622300Gul Dukat is what you call a meme-loving fuck
>>221622300he got de irie, mon
>>221622325I need a Dukat edit where he is wearing a Hawaiian shirt and has beads in his hair
>>221622376Pretty sure someone has done a Dukat edit of Scorpius when he appears as "Harvey"
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>>221582269Not necessary. On Tanuga IV, a defendant is guilty until proven innocent.
