seven head who are one editionprev >>221578241
I drank the Arbor Gold™.
Don't bully everyones favourite character Alicent
I liked the episode
>>221581237>mfw rehenyra, who promised to kill all of my sons, and whom I sold my sons to, wants to kill my sons
kek she can't hold court because of HER PERIODwomen btfo I thought this was a woke show
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>>221581254I drank the Dornish red... to excess.
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>>221581288>Sir Hightower, I'm Iron Throne
>>221581140Yeah, the Hightower host is basically the strongest and most coherent force the Greens have throughout the war, but because many smaller houses of the Reach (Beesbury, Tarly, Rowan, Merryweather) support Rhaenyra they end up having to slowly fight their way to the crownlands.The army gets flanked and pinned down at the start of the campaign at the battle of the Honeywine, but Daeron joining up with them with his dragon saves the day. It had a great little storyline baked in about Daeron being a good lad surrounded by cunning and ruthless men, and eventually being forced into doing bad things due to grief and desperation. It literally writes itself and it's insane that they cut it.
>>221581286I wonder where Cersei's strongwine came from. >Lust provoking image
>>221581288Bane?
>>221581288>>221581300>>221581305>Lady Stark, I'm Master-of-Coin.
No Nettles and Daemon dreaming of conquering the world really will recontextualise the battle of the Gods Eye. No longer will it be a Daemon win (because Daemon had been worn down by Rhaenyra at that point anyway and given up on life, so was willing to die) but it will be an actual draw.
Ormund mogs everyone on this show
Alicent is such a dumb cunt.One scene she complains that Rheanyra wants to kill all her sons, and the next scene when she sees her son tricked Rheanyra with a body double she instantly calls it out to get her son killed.
>>2215812880% chance that daemon does NOT kill ulf
>>221581323Tranny casting always just ends up leaving me confused about what the character in-show is supposed to be.
>>221581330I can't stand his new theme song. It's terrible. Ruins every time he's on screen for me.
waifu
>>221581288>They/them work for the mercenary, the eyepatched man
trash episode, no jeyne arryn
>>221581343Why did the show kill Hobert off offscreen when the actor was cool and his killing of Ulf was kino?Now someone else has to do it and it wont be as interesting or he dies some other way
>>221581352>I’m tired of all this political crap
>>221581352did... did she just lay down??OMG HILARIOUSSSSSSSSSSSSSEVERYONE LAUGH THIS Is *SO* going in to the blooper reels!
>>221581305Bane.Dragon Bane.
>>221581359If I took off his eyepatch, would he die?
Not looking good Caltropbros
Take a shot every time a rat appears on screen
Will Bloodraven be in S2 Dunk?
>>221581237This show is crippled by its inability to let the trio of Alicent-Rhaenyra-Daemon step back and let others take the spotlight for a bit. Alicent is by far the worst example of this. She should've become a secondary character as soon as Aegon got crowned. The show's quality is heavily damaged by the production's refusal to reduce Olivia Cooke's role.
>>221581359>AEmoND?
>>221581379>Bring me Joffrey. He's my heir now.>What about Aegon and Viserys?>...Who?
>>221581278You didn't like it?
>>221581323He got to ride on his uncles lap all the way back to kingslanding.
>>221581237She could have played it cool and let Rhaenyra think her son was away in the north and never a threat to her again. Instead, she immediately confirms that the kid isn't her son.Does she actually just want her whole family dead? Does she hate her children that much?
>>221581347Na, it's one of these themes that the leitmotif doesn't support the scenes and tone as they are but will sound great ablaze, when it plays during a battle.
>>221581366It seems like they're setting ulf up to get killed for his arrogance by daemon/rhae. I feel like it would be daemon though because hes the sort to not care about losing a dragon
>>221581237what the fuck I stopped watching after season 1, does she really look like this now?
>>221581339>YAAAAASSS queen please kill my father and sons Rhaenyra I>HOW COULD YOU HAVE KILLED MY FATHER RHAENYRA I HATE YOUAlicent is just straight up schizo at this point
>>221581385
>>221581352>The three women in the room laughing and goofing off>All male crew members are trying to work
>>221581392>Retardnyra kinda forgot about Aegon III
>>221581383BRASSO
>>221581386It's been a while since i read DUNC but doesnt he only appear in a memory in the second book? It's the third book where he takes a larger role.
>>221581392Joffrey is the oldest and she can't openly state that he's a strong boy
>looks at Ulf>"I name you Ulf THE WHITE">looks at the black guy>"uhh.."
>>221581402I'm talking about the like, it's almost an arabic drawl thing. It sounds smug, which I get. I don't like it thoughThe first 20 sec of this. Hate it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgBtiIj-wyE
>>221581414It's the Kamala Campaign all over again.
>>221581421>shes so unworthy that Iron Throne make her bleed remotelybased?
>>221581383>lord footly and lady footly have been cast for season3looks like bold jon NTR is back on the menu
>>221581323she should've played one of his daughters
>>221581330What was the strategy here? How did the army come to be assembled like that in front of three dragons in a big open field? If I saw three big dragons flying around my area I would dig in somewhere, scatter the men, have anti-dragon weaponry spread across a number of overlapping fields of fire, not find the easiest place to get my entire army killed and then go have a parlay. What if Daemon just decided to kill them all? They wouldn't be able to do anything.
>it can make Widows, too!
>>221581421Why are they trying so hard to make her look like a retard
>Name a master of coin so people can blame him insteadIs Mysaria retarded
>>221581392As far as Rhaneyra knows Aegon and Viserys are both at Pentos chilling.
>>221581455>Iron Throne has Bluetooth functionalityDeep lore.
>>221581383Why even cast somebody like this if they're not going to have him do anything?
>>221581237egg is icsh
>>221581421this bitch has never shown us her tits or ass but let's focus on showing her period
>>221581450daemon is still auramaxxing in this even if the camera is off focus
>>221581478Boris Johnson tried this with Rishi Sunak.
>>221581450Now that you mention it, it does sound weirdly orientalistic. Should sound much more proud and bombastic imo.
>>221581490twink death is going to brutal for him depending on how long they keep doing dunc and egg
Do you think the showrunners will actually do it and have Rhaenyra cut herself on the Throne? At this point it seems impossible.
>>221581489He gets a rape scene next episode
>Average Hightower realizing Otto never provided justice for the ratcatchers
>>221581505>daemon*daeron rather
if Faeron had been sent to the wall he would have become Sweets
>>221581515No, this is House of the Misunderstanding. She's obviously going to menstruate on the throne and people will misinterpret it.
Imagine a world where feminism lost, they'd have to push the boundaries by showing us full on minge.Monke minge. Spread eagle. Taken from us. Remember that.
>>221581387Yeah that was apparent in season 2, and now all those problems have come back to make season 3 utter dragonshit.
>>221581522There’s no way his penis is as big as jasper wyldes though
>>221581421
Not really following who everyone is, why did that old lad try to rape the queen and thought he could get away with in with guards at 5 meters and during daytime
Thank god there's more green rape next episode, I was starting to morally question if they really are the bad guys (I didn't see them rape this episode??)
>>221581551So you could be certain that he was the Bad Guy and the woman was the Good Guy despite her being a traitor trying to sell out her faction, her crown, her sons, her court, her family and her allies all so she can lick cunnyJust unfathomably terrible writing
>>221581551It’s just a little rape jeez everyone’s making such a big deal about it, men rape all the time it’s natural
>>221581421>the whole Westeros kind of forgot you can just put a rag in your undergarment
>>221581551Did you not see what the dowager queen was wearing? Clearly asking for it. She enjoyed it.
>>221581540I'm starting to think Sara Hess has never menstruated, if she thinks it just comes on out of the blue without knowing it's going to happen.
>>221581387It makes sense if they are going for the lesbian empresses of Essos ending.
>>221581474Because the writers want you to think she wasn't prepared or qualified for her role as queen
why IS Rhaenyra so loathe to legitimize niggerman's bastards?
>>221581421>Daemon's cum is dripping out
>>221581605She basically explained itIt makes her look bad. Dude gave up his wife, castle, everything and a woman won't say a few words because it slightly hinders her politically (drop in the bucket at this point)One of the best scenes because it's finally book accurate Rhaenyra and a certified woman moment. It's very real, probably the best scene of the episode.
>>221581605I think it's basically an acknowledgement from her that Jace and Luke are gone forever, which she doesn't want to admit.
>>221581605Rhaenyra and Viserys are racists and would rather see Strong white lads take Driftmark.
>>221581605>>221581633You could also add that she realizes that will put the two men ahead of Baela for inheritence which bothers her as a woman with what she's been through - boys taking her inheritance etc. If you want.
why is ned stark praised for telling the truth about bastards but vaemond is hated for going the same?
>>221581658Would it? I thought bastard boys came behind trueborn girls
>>221581551He thinks she's a whore and she'd fuck him in exchange for not revealing she's a traitor. He didn't want to forcibly rape her, he just wanted to blackmail her into sex. But the smart move was still to reveal her treason, imprison her, and then rape her as much as he wanted in prison. Women really just don't know how to write rape correctly.
>>221581605That would basically force them to inherit a ruined house full of debt. It's a metaphor of new generation americans refusing to go to college for a useless degree.
>>221581288The dragons all being stanced up too kills me lol
>I can’t wait to defend rhaenyras war crimes, Maegor with tits let’s goooo get savage on the greens you have my permission to go mad!>w-wait not like that, I meant aura moments and cruel taunting victories over her enemies not humiliation ritual goofy aura loss noooooo!!!Kek get fucked blacks
>>221581675That's the point, if they're legitimized they're nolonger bastards in the eyes of of the crown and would therefor jump ahead of Baela in inheritenceI assume anyway, I don't fucken know.
>>221581597?It's not pee, they can't hold it. It doesn't come out only when they're laying down, because of gravity.
>>221581659White privilege innit
>>221581633She's retarded. Legitimizing one of the fucking dragon riders solves a problem and forever wins an ally, it doesn't create a new problem like she claimed. Which is why, in the book, she legitimizes them, no problem.
>>221581323did she chop off her tiddies and jump on testosterone yet?
We need more targs
>>221581691Yes anon, women are retarded and unfit to rule.
>>221581689I didn't say they can hold it, I said they know when it's going to happen well in advance of it actually happening. That's why you've likely never encountered a woman in public who's got blood all over her crotch.
>>221581704we need less blacks
>>221581708And they deserve to be raped too
>>221581687I'm pretty sure that legitimised bastards come after all trueborns, as was seen with the Blackfyres, meaning that it'd go oldest to youngest trueborn sons, oldest to youngest trueborn daughters, oldest to youngest legitimised sons, oldest to youngest legitimised daughters. Then again the whole point of the series is that the law isn't reality.
>>221581323>>221581693
>>221581725based fellow greenall men must rape
will the one eyes guy that got stabbed survive?
>>221581633I would advice her for the low price of feet>Bring Joffrey back from the Vale>Nominate him Prince of Dragonstone in front of nobles>Then say that to ensure the house of the prince's noble grandsire will not be swallowed by the Crown as Corlys is without heirs to carry its name, his bastards will be legitimized.
>>221581743Ser Criston has raped
>>221581359Kek, that dragon looks so confused at what's happening.
>>221581359>ayo that's not massa
>>221581237the first two eps of hotd were cool but the 3rd one is going into dragon girl meltdown mode, and i suddenly dont care about the show again
>>221581764>Ser Criston was rapedFixed that for you.
>be on vacation in bongland>see Emma D'Arcy gliding down the sidewalk>like a graceful penguin with autism>follow them for a block>working up courage>gently touch their shoulder"H-hello, I'm Anon. You're the most attractive person I've seen all day! W-would you join me for dinner?">they spins around nearly smashing me in the balls with an Abercrombie bag>stares intently for a few moments>then breaks into a grin that looks like she could eat an apple through a chain link fence"YEH ORLRITE! FAK IT, WHY NOT? I CUD DO WIV SOME FREE GRUB ANNA LITTLE OF THE OL IN OUT!">quickly grab their hand and go into the first restaurant I see that has tablecloths"FAKKIN ELL! POSH ERE INNIT? GLAD I PUT SUM KNICKERS ON!">they lets out a giggle that sounds like a horse with it's leg caught in a wood chipper>head waiter gives me the stinkeye but leads us to a table>Emma cocks their head and squints at the menu"ERE NOW WATS THIS SHITE? IT'S ORL IN FAKKIN FRENCH! OI CARNT READ THIS I'LL END UP GETTIN A PLATE OF FAKKIN SNAILS WUNNOI?!?">look at the menu. It's in English, just a fancy script>they shoves their menu at the waiter"I WONT PIE AND MASH DUNNOI. PLENTY OF LIKKER ON THA MASH, GUV!""I'm sorry, we don-""I SED FAKKIN PIE AND MASH M8! AND A PINTA LARGER FOR ME EDACHE!">he slinks away without even taking my order>Emma pulls a pack of Mayfairs from their cleavage (which wil never be shown in the show) and sparks up, ashing in the bread basket>starts rubbing at their crotch>brings their fingers up and licks them then cackles"JOLLY FAKKIN ELL, IT'S ME TIME! OI LUV GITTIN SHAGGED ONNA RAG! LOOKS LIKE THE IRON THRONE CUT ME, INNIT?">look over my shoulder and frantically signal the waiter for the check>turn around>Emma is slumped over the table>raped to death by Greens
KING Aegon II of his name Targaryen, annointed by the faith, who wears the conqueror's crown and wields the conquerer's sword, when holding court>Excited to be there>Kind, loving and generous to his subjects>Wise, listens to the advise of his councillors>Calm and confident, makes his decisions on the spot"Princess" Rhaenyra the uncrowned, maegor with teats, mother of bastards, murderer of babies, starver of cities, enemy of the faith when holding court>Visibly tired and annoyed>Dismissive of her subjects, asks them if they'd sheared the sheep before eating them as if they're dumb savages>Arrogantly ignores her advisors>Has to raise her voice to be heard, flipflops and makes no coherent decisionsThe choice should be obvious.
>>221581359Needs a question mark over the dragon's head
>>221581756Vaghar will probably crush him trying to do chest compressions to revive himSenile Vaghar is best Vaghar
>>221581741she's pretty cute desu
>>221581722Oh I see. How long ago was her miscarriage? Maybe she still had some cramps because of that and only realized when she started gushing.
>>221581764And what has Ser Criston raped?
>>221581791>>turn around>>Emma is slumped over the table>>raped to death by Greens
Wars are not won by those whose cause is most just, but by whoever rapes harder and more frequently
>>221581767If you watch the scene close the dragon literally does a double take looking at Daeron which is kind of funny
>>221581813Anyway yeah, the writing is all retarded.
>>221581825Ah, the Balkan way of war
Can't wait to see that idiot Criston get executed
>>221581490how the fuck is this lil nigga so good at acting when he's like 10 years old?
>>221581825Si vis pacem, para rape
>>221581359
why rhaenyra didn't took a loan from the iron bank?
>>221581375this
>>221581835He doesn't get executed, he gets 360 no scope sniped
>>221581835The faggot that kills him tries to own him by denying him a duel, but it just makes it look like he was scared of Criston. Criston is a victim of rape and the evils of women.
>>221581791this one only works with maisie, she's got that evergreen bri'ish charm
>>221581597>I'm starting to think Sara Hess has never menstruated, if she thinks it just comes on out of the blue without knowing it's going to happen.Doesn't that happen sometimes though? Like a woman's period just randomly starts leaking out of her no-no with no warning?
>>221581849Born into the business. Mum’s an actor, dad’s a singer, Sol simply could not fail.
Despite being a Rhaenyra focused episode the based levels were pretty high>Septon was gigabased>Manderly was based for calling out Rhaenyra on her hypocritical bullshit, for being the one who starved everyone in the first place with the Blockde>Corlys was based for calling out a hypocrite white woman to her face and calling her dead sons bastardsbasedboys ate good this ep.
>>221581867Tessarion is such a cutie, she doesn't deserve her fate
>>221581375seething
>>221581868>didn't tookgood morning
>>221581735Technically they have the same rights as trueborn heirs, they just didn't always get them.
>>221581892
>>221581894Raped?
the mother looks like a penis on his armour
>>221581735Daeron II was older than Daemon
>>221581704I luv this.
>>221581909Shouldn't this be more than sufficient for execution and nominating a less suicidal septon?
>When he finds out fDaeron means femaleDaeron instead of fakeDaeron
>>221581909
>>221581867They could have taken that back to King's Landing, executed Daeron, and then bonded another rider to it.
>>221581928Seeing as it's based off medieval norms no, pontiffs like the pope did deny their presence in coronations and didn't get chopped
>>221581928Good luck with the Faith Militant uprising
>>221581928>starting your reign by murdering the septon in cold blood because he said your pets bring destructionnot a good look.
>>221581928Killing the pope on your first day on the job is risky
>>221581928The gods protect him!
>>221581909>gods>spolytheistic shit
>>221581931He's a fag though, he's going to destroy that boipussy
Sunfyre is obviously the best dragon, but which one do you guys think is the second best?
>I told you, I've had my fill of princes. Way I see it, its right time a queen got a fair shake. Ser Arlan always said that a hedge knight should never bend a knee to a man who don't deserve it. I haven't met one yet who deserves it. This humble knight will pledgin' his sword to Rhaenyra Targaryen, first of her name.
>>221581890If you're a 12 year old girl who's totally new to it and don't know how to listen to your body, maybe. I've never known any woman who was just having random accidents like that.
>>221581983Decent b8.
>>221581304wtf I don't remember Sansa being this fuckable in early seasons
>>221581330Ormund should've challenged that lizardfucker to a 1 on 1 duel, why can't fatman write nice things, he always overdoes it with cringe shit like the god's eye.
How are you folks liking the released episodes so far? I was skeptical because before this season there was rumors that GRRM complained that the showrunner and writers didn't take his advice that's why season 2 is so shit.But so far this season everyone has character flaws and weaving around each other, they also dropped the lesbo shit (so far), which is good.
>>221581909Any other Targaryen would have immediately ordered his execution. That's why she's unfit to lead.
>>221581970A blessing in the name of the Seven Who Are One.
>>221581928>Just execute the not!pope lolNot even Maegor went that far. You might as well shout "I'M AN ENEMY OF YOUR FAITH, PLEASE FUCKING MURDER ME" from the rooftops.
>>221581995Before she became a party slag, she had real potential.
>>221581386If Osgrey talking about the rebellion is actually depicted most likely yes. Otherwise wait for season 3.
Why didn't Alicent pretend (f)Daeron was Daeron so her son could live safely? Instead she just goes "Ohh RHAENYRA DEAR, you got the wrong guy. My son isn't trans and you need to kill the right one!"
>>221581982The best dragon is no dragon
>>221582001He should have sniffed his parfum again after getting near Deamon.
>>221581899explain ?
>>221581990I definitely encountered a few who would stain their pants because they didn't know, whether or not they knew they have periods that day, I don't know. But some of the women I've encountered they don't notice they've bled a bit on their pants.
>>221581424Yeah Dunk remembers seeing Bloodraven in KL when he was a kid.
>>221582002>they also dropped the lesbo shit (so far)Somebody didnt read the leak, uh?
>>221582009And they'd be a retard to do so.
>>221581982Dreamfyre but I like Silverwing a lot too. Silverwing might be the best looking visually, even though I will always shill Sunfyre
>>221582055No.
>>221581359Why is the show so afraid of colors? Isn't that dragon meant to be bright blue?
>>221581237
>>221582064You can read menstrual blood?? What, like tea leaves or something?
lel
>>221582028Alicent saw another chance to murder one of her sons and jumped on that grenade as quickly as she could.
>>221581952>>>221581928She attack the Faith at this point at this point since she is in a civil war and they can sway a shitload of smallfolk and lords. The window of opportunity for attacking the Faith was when Visenya and Aegon or Maegor were alive and Oldtown could have been destroyed by Vhagar and Balerion with ease. If Rhaenyra tried it now, all three dragonseeds might go rogue since they've been raised in the Faith and going to attack Oldtown with Syrax and Caraxes is too risky with so many hostile dragonriders with bigger dragons around.
>>221581421>>221581540The more I see the more I think Sara Hess legitimately doesn't understand women and even hates them.
>>221582002Enjoying it more than I expected even though I have many, many criticisms
>>221582091can't attack*
>>221582009Yeah considering GoT is canon and Cersei blew up the church and the pope and the nobles and nothing happened to her, without the threat of dragons.
>>221582083There is a well know leak of a future episode where Rhaenyra and Alicent does some hardcore scissoring session
>>221582010>Who Are Onewhy he said that ? i never heard anything like that from the faith of the seven before ?
WHY DO YOU CHUDS STILL LIKE AEGON, HE'S EVIL AND RHAENYRA IS THE HERO
>>221581982Used to like Vermithor the most after Sunfyre, but the show has really made me like senile Vhagar.
>>221581386ofcthey should open the season with the hammer and the anvil flashbackthen name drop him a couple times during the seasonuntil the reveal in the last episode
>>221582028Don't want to defend shitty writing buuutBasically by this point she just wants to stay alive no matter how many of her kids dieThis could've been a shit test if they had a real one
>>221582126
>>221582012Maegor didn't execute the high septon he had beef with because said septon was suddenly assassinated, and the new one was surprisingly approving of polygamy and incest.
>>221582122More like Dance of the Fishes amirite
>>221581909Based Islam
>>221581421Does it just come about like that?
>>221582125It's an established thing. The seven are actually one. It's part of the religion, and it's mentioned before on the shows but only in passing. You have to be autistic to pick up on it or read about it.
>>221582066No other High Septon would have spoken that way to a Targaryen. The relationship between the Targaryens and the Faith is a long, complicated, and bloody one, but they know how to keep the peace. He spoke to Rhaenyra that way because she's not worthy of any respect or consideration, and he's right to do so because she is actually too weak to kill him for it.
>>221581982Dreamfyre and Silverwing because they're gentle (as much as dragons can be) and not rampaging retards like 90% of the others.
>>221581928>executing the high septon rebellion speedrun any %
>>221581928The High Septon is nowhere as powerfull as the IRL medieval Popes at the peak of their power. But still becoming open enemy of the Faith during a civil war would be a very stupid decision
HOTD leaks from February have played out accurately.>HOTD S3 Leaks>Will cover Battle of Gullet to Tumbleton.>Aegon has a whole arc about him reuniting with and reclaiming Sunfyre against the Motoons at Rook's Rest, culminating in him giving a grand speech towards his enemies.>Daemon's romance arc with Nettles is gone, instead he joins the Black army in their campaign and forms a friendship with Oscar Tully/Alysanne Blackwood/Roddy the Ruin. They cheerfully sing songs while carrying Jason Lannister and the caged lions' heads on a pike.>Daeron (played by Benjamin Evan Ainsworth) is introduced by Ormund Hightower falsely surrendering an imposter version of the former to Daemon during a negotiation, then the real Daeron simply picks up the war once he leaves.>Tumbleton has been expanded to include more characters like Oscar Tully and Corlys Velaryon, who was visiting the town as an envoy. Ulf is not present. Hugh betrays the Blacks because Daemon incites the army to commit war crimes at the expense of the former's wife. The Blacks get decimated and Corlys is captured.>Gwayne Hightower survives the season.>Aemond has a Harrenhal dream of him beheading Otto for the throne.>The Green Men show up.
>>221582113GoT went through like three or four High Septons, didn't they?
>>221582125>>221582153It's just a copy of the Christianity trinity
>>221582126>Flawed character that get's to go through actual struggles and fails>White woman jesus
>>221581288holy shit
>>221582088That 4 years gap hurt her a lot.
>>221581288>Let us take over le whole world!>Gets made a fool by Ormund Why is he so stupid?
>>221582143Maegor was bluffing. If he was gonna do it he would've actually done it instead of just threathening and having the guy assassinated.
>>221582170p sure these leaks are just the first four episodes which means we might get sunfyre next ep
>>221582167It would cause more political problems than anything, but the civil war is over. So really, it wouldn't be a problem.
>>221581704>From my point of view the Blackfyres are evil
>>221581928>just kill the pope>on your first fucking day as ruler>in the middle of a civil war
>>221581288>Lord Hightower, I'm Rogue Prince
>>221582125Like many IRL religions there are different sects and school of troughts among the same religion. Some theologists considered the Seven full separate Gods (mostly commoners), while others (the majority among educated people) think of them as aspects of the same supreme One God
>>221582224Especially when the other side has deeper ties to the faith and your's shaky at best
As retarded as the specifics of the Alicent/Rhaenyra plotline have been, I think there's something realistic about this immature partygirl yearning for her childhood best friend whom she had a homoerotic friendship with. Rhaenyra wants the crown, but she doesn't really want to do any ruling stuff because it's hard and boring, she just wants to have sex and live a sort of extended adolescence for the rest of her life.
>>221582224‘He was poisoned by his enemies.’
>>221582195>it's a mid off
>>221582102Lesbians hate women more than incels and also have the highest rates of domestic violence
How does Aegon still look decent despite his burns and his cock
>>221582143For all his bragging, Maegor was fucking paranoid of murder 24/7 anytime he wasnt mounting Balerion. He wanted to force the Faith into submission sure but even he knew destroying it was impossible
>>221582245Is he even the high septon? Pretty sure that the high septon is still residing in Oldtown and only moves to Kings Landing full time under a later monarch
>>221582274The actor is relentlessly handsome
What feet is the cripple masturbating to while in captivity?
>>221582274Hes the one true divinely apointed King so the Seven are litterally healing his scars and iniuries
>>221582214Why kill a man when you can make him your slave? If they refused to name a supporting high septon that would have been grounds for attack.Even Visenya would have been OK with Aenys allying with the Faith by stopping Targ incest and marrying his kids to other houses (the other alternative she was OK with was destroying the Starry Sept). She really started hating Aenys only when he refused to stop the incest and also refused to move against the Faith when they got mad.
>>221582293He apparently is, maybe he hasn't been able to leave after Aegon's coronation with the war?
>>221582274jawline and eyes are what matters most. slap on a mask on his burned side and he'll look great
>>221582257>While we were meeting in the throne room he tripped and impaled himself on one of the melted swords. It must be a sign from the gods that the last guy shouldn't have concecrated Aegon the Usurper's coronation. I hope the next High Septon won't be so foolish as to defy the gods' wishes in making me queen.
>>221582293They called him the high septon during Aegon's coronation didn't he? You're right though, they didn't move to King's Landing until Baelor's reign iirc. Doubt the showrunners care.
How many blackfags are mad about Corlys calling Jace a bastard now I wonder? Some rhaenyra schizos are bad enough they'd probably call him a nigger.
>>221581735male legalized bastard would take over the female. if not by law then by tradition and practice.
>>221582298Aegon's obviously.
>>221582308>>221582325How did they get the high septon from Oldtown to King's Landing for what was I think a rush coronation
>>221582293>>221582325The high towers sent him to monitor the situation.
>>221582293100%Why else would he meet with Rhaenyra?
>>221582001>when a lizard fucker walks by
>>221581540The iron throne rejected her.
>>221582342Oh yes absolutely, especially in a martial society, but that's what the legal precedent is now (I think), although the two daughters should be fine in terms of succession as both are dragon riders
>>221582356>The face of a pureboood Andal uberman (with some Empire of the Dawn ancestry) forced to stand in front of a degenerate imbred albino lizardman
>>221582355He could be the archbishop of the Crownlands or whatever
>>221581489He's going to kill Hugh. The scene is to cool not to include even if they now have to jump through a bunch of retarded hoops to get to it.
>would you blame me for what men have done?remind me again when did men grab Aegon by the throat and tell him "YOU ARE THE CHALLENGE AEGON SIMPLY BY LIVING AND BREATHING, YOU MUST BE KING"remind me who sent Criston and Aemond to chase down Aegon and crown him against his wishes?remind me who spent years plotting against rhaenyra? tried to take out luke's eye?remind me who ruled as regent for years? and 5 minutes ago had the power to stand down all defenses of king's landing?i'm not sure if it's intentional but writers turned Alicent into a stereotype of a shitty woman. disloyal, not a shred of honesty, emotionally retarded, caves under the slightest pressure
>>221582342They're also his own sons (and I think they're meant to be older than Laena?) while Baela is his granddaughter through his daughter, so even further removed from the line.
>>221582403We better get his "it can make widows, too!" line which I think we are
>>221582356Why did they add in him being a clean freak?
>Blacks' plan: bitch, whine, complain, have a period>Greens' plan:
>>221582415Sara Hess didn't watch season 1.
>>221582428>And the plan...worksRape early, rape often
>>221581909Based and maesterpilled
>>221582428
Is Dalton Greyjoy just completely cut from the show so?
I actually like the ep a fair bit. Definitely have my complaints but.
>>221582428>Our Plan? Rush B to King's Landing, raping everyone and everything on our way of course. Including you*Unzips his armor's pants
why is he pretending to be asleep?
will we ever get to see the blue dragons blue flame?
>mfw man on screen not raping
>>221582463They mentioned him in season 2 and they mentioned lady Johanna so maybe we get them?I kinda doubt it, they'll probably just mention them in the periphery
>>221582463Of course he is, he's too much bad publicity for the white woman saviour they're making Rhaenyra out to be.
>>221582475he treated himself a well deserved rest after shooting all the rape scenes
>>221581704Facts!
>>221582424To further make greens look like assholes, now imagine if he had done after the parlay with daemon instead of with that messenger, every would be laughing their ass off at the rogue prince and the blackies.
>>221582028Because if she pretends random girl is Daeron and then real Daeron pops up with Ormund in a battle later, then Rhaenyra will have her killed for not telling her.
>>221582428Ass rape? I thought of that. Turned out the troops were already doing that, but I arrived at it independently.
>>221582475Do you think these two swapped stories about banging Lily James?
it speaks volumes about how shit the Blacks are if the greens can just non stop rape everyone around them and still have more aura
Where is Tyland Lannister?
>>221582522Still holding his breath.
>>221582463He's an actual rapist, so he's gonna join the greens instead
>>221582450I hope he gets to see Jae again.
>>221582526Telltale ass reaction.
>>221582336I've seen some of them say it's bad writing because he was so grandfatherly towards them.
>>221582522
>>221581928I know this is asoiaf and you think just killing people is accepted but>execute someone because they push back against you>execute whats basically the pope of the religion most of your subjects follow>subjects that dislike you on their best date while actively hate you on their worst>while your claim is already shaky as fuckas brutal as the world in asoiaf is, killing people on a whim still isnt just ignored
>>221582463There's going to be a rape montage for him
Only Arya can save the Dance and the realm.
>>221582526At this point I was expecting her to excitedly go see her daughter and then get disappointed it was a little girl and not a chicken.
>>221581704fuck off George
>>221582526>>221582557>Helaena will remember that
>I will have no virgins. Rape harder.
>>221582526Writing is so garbage, why would she be so obsessed with Aegon when Aemond is solely responsible for his dead sons lmao.
>>221582505Gods, i was cute back then
>>221581928Anon that would make you look weak as fuck and an idiot.>Slightest bit of pushback>REEEEEEEE KILL HIM KILL HIM NOW
>>221582522>>221582576My perfect queen Rhaenyra? Allowing torture? Oh no no this simply will not do time to change the story again
>>221582607The writers seem to think Aegon's hanging of the ratcatchers has turned him into an iredeemable monster who's despised by everyone. That's why that monstrous crime haunts the narrative seasons later.
>>221582526Is this her first time learning that her mother sold out Aegon?
>>221582619Did Rhay try raping him?
Sooooo... Are Tyland and Jason both dead dead?
They're definitely keeping lady mysaria getting whipped naked through the streets until she dies, right? No way they cut that, haha. This show doesn't shy away from rape and sexual violence so I'm sure they'll keep that :^)
>>221582450>here's that scarred and deformed unrecognizable Aegon I've been telling you about
>>221582636She tried, but alas, as a woman, had no appendage with which to do the deed.
>>221582635Maybe she'll kill herself over the revelation
is the one hand preacher guy cut from the show? shouldnt he already be in the street instigating a rebellion?
>>2215826632 more weeks
>>221582663pretty sure they're setting up the septon to be himI think they wanted to foreshadow it in the scene where a guy gets his arm cut off grabbing Alicent during the fish riot but they're dumbAnyway the septon is based so im fine with thismaybe rhaerhae will cut off his hand for being too based
>>221582577it's because game of thrones stopped having consequences for killing people after like season 4
How did they bring this thing up the wall
It was nice to see Corlys finally regrow a spine for a second there
>>221582684ok yeah i was thinking they might be merging those characters
is daemon scheming to get his blood line on the throne? was he like "alright one more to go haha"
i smell blackfyre fucking bastards in this thread
>>221582660>Helaena kills herself because Alicent is such a bad momlol at least there would be consequences for Alicents insanity in this show
>Oh yeah, Alicent had a third son.>Targ blood, decent claim to the throne, and has his own dragon>Guess we need to take care of himIf Daeron actually appeared in the earlier seasons instead of being in budget purgatory, they wouldn't be acting as if he never existed
>>221582689They have a lift
>>221581909>Rhaenyra goes against the faith>the 7 ressurect Sunfyre>sunfyre eats herWell aint that some shit
>>221582629And why they never talk about the events prior that made Aegon hang said ratcatchers, because it would make Rhaenyra look bad.
>>221582714IT WAS DAEMON!
Ok but why are Velaryons BLACK?
>>221582692It's funny how he had the same screen time arc as Vaemond where they're boring as fuck and given absolutely nothing but then given an opportunity to actually emote and express and it's goodThey really should have given some of these characters more to do. The Valyreons have been so fucking boring, always whining and moping
>>221582645Tyland’s drifting off to Myr.
>>221582526
>>221582689Who cares? That was the only good battle of the whole series.
>>221581597this is the one thing I can accept desu, Rhaenyra had a billion other things on her mind so she simply forgot that its that time of the month
>>221582725Who is her pedo husband
>Another Targ bitch who wanted the throne but now has absolutely no idea what to do with itBobby was absolutely justified in exterminating this retarded house.
>>221582526cute, CUTE!
>>221582748She also just miscarried and has been through the stress of losing her son and waging a war/the political consequences It's completely understandable, many things you can criticize but not that imo.
>>221582729I guess it's the nature of the barebones story. They're hacks so instead of allowing the supporting cast to chew the scenery with some decent OC they just stand around doing nothing until the next botched set piece for a main character
So is Rhaenyra not going to get her period blood on the throne?
If I was a dragon seed and got myself a dragon I'd just immediately fuck off to Volantis.
>>221582762>What the fuck is going on here I was only told about the chickens
Imagine she had a dragon, would she ask what people would have her do?
>>221582776Could sell yourself to Dorne as a merc
>Ormund comes up with a convoluted but effective scheme to keep Daeron close and not give him up to the Blacks>Alicent sells her sons and closest allies out on a silver platter to the Blacks simply because she's seething about not being given absolute power by the green council
>>221582776Yeah why bother with Westero's, it's not like the targs are treating them well. They're cannon fodder for Aemond.
>>221582772maybe, but there could have been some easy wins to give them fun sea stuffI get that it'd be expensive I guessBut not showing the sea snake get injured for example and Alyn saving him was crazy. Perfect opportunity to have some fun stuff and make those boring ass characters more interestingAgain I get the budget issues but these shows have wasted money on unnecessary crap, they could have fit in something.
>>221582645>killing Tyland before he gets a chance to rapeLike that would ever happen
>>221582797*dragon fodder
>>221582356that's Daeron behind with his mothers hair color?no wonder she sent him away
>>221582453Haha i remember that, it was hilarious i have no idea why that was included
All men must rapeEspecially green men
Season 3 is much better than that abortion of season 2 so far, Rhaenyra really made out to be a compete retard too, named heir for 20 years, fights for 2 years or whatever to slthen win the thrown and seems to have not thought at all about what she will do once she's there, even though Larys set her up to fail on his way out thoughbeit
>>221582776i would go burn and melt pyke into the ocean and exterminate house greyjoy
>>221582802>I get that it'd be expensive I guessYeah the curse of doing the dragon civil war story>whoops we spent all the money on shitty CGI, can't do anything interesting other than boring talking (which GoT S1 did waaaaaaay better)
>>221582356>Real Daeron is chudmaxxing>Fake Daeron was a tranny
>>221582780She couldn't control Joffrey, I doubt she could control a dragon
Redpill me on the episode. How good/bad does Rhaenyra rule and how much is it her fault if she's bad.
>>221582088>I am not crazy! I know he swapped that boy! I know he is a brunette. Just like Alicent, as if I could ever make such a mistake. Never! Never! I just-- I just couldn't prove it! He-He-He covered his tracks, he got that idiot Alicent to lie for him...!>Your grace, please, you don't have to go any-->You think this is something--? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? They've done worse! That coronation! Are you telling me that a king just happens change heirs like that? No, THEY orchestrated it! ALICENT AND OTTO! HER SON JACKED OFF THROUGH THE SUNROOF! And I saved her! And I shouldn't have, I took her into my own counsel! What was I thinking?! they'll never change. they'll never change! Ever since we were nine, always the same. Otto couldn't keep his hands out of my fathers business. "But not our Otto and Alicent, couldn't be my precious lord Hand!" They were stealing us blind! And her gets to be KING?! What a sick joke! I should have stopped them when I had the chance!>And you, you have to stop them! You...>I apologize. I lost my train of thought. Mayhaps I've gotten carried away. What would you have me do?
>>221582825>ThrownMy god I apologise
>>221582791And have to fight other dragons when the Targs invade? Fuck no. I'm sure some Volantene noble would happily take me into the family and treat me like a king. I'd burn some pirates, mercs and Dothraki horsefuckers every now and again and live the high life from behind the black walls far away from all that mess.
Imagine how confused Ormund will be when he finds out they didn't kill fake Daeron immediately.
>>221582828Just the Greyjoys?
>>221582848Literally all of it is her own fault, including her period.
>>221582856They didn't invade again even with dragons so with one on Dorne's side it's even less likely. And even if they did you could, you know, fly off.
>>221582848I actually really liked it because it shows a more book accurate Rhaenyra. She makes retarded entitled stupid decisions. Much of it is her faultI thought it was a balanced episode and there was lots of based moments too even though it follows Rhaenyra. You can see it from her point of view too, even though I think it shows she's an idiot.
>>221582867Harlaw are pretty chill
>>221582867eh, desu id probably go melt a giant hole in the wall too just for the hell of it
>>221582848Looks completely unprepared but also Larys has masterfully sunk her before she really began
>>221582890Surely you would spare the codds too
>>221582848She gets petitioned with a bunch of tangential bullshit and only springs into action once she hears that the commonfolk are starving so they shoehorn in a scene of her personally passing out bread.She gets called out by one noble saying she's to blame for everything that's happened but they still portray/write her as her doing her best please don't bully her fucking men reee
>>221582890Go hang out with Farwynd of Lonely Light
>>221582848It's a bit of column A bit of column B. She does genuinely try to do well in a bad situation and she doesn't immediately drop the ball when faced with hurdles. With a good council and good powerbase she could make it work. However we also see now more than ever that she's an anxious indecisive mess who didn't actually put much thought into how she'd solve political problems beyond empty gestures, and she's still seething over the deaths of her sons so her nerves are slowly deteriorating to the point of her being halfway to Targaryen madness. She makes a shit ton of mistakes in the episode and there's like 2-3 moments when other characters mercilessly throw the truth into her face and there's nothing she can do to respond.
>>221582848She’s actually the kindest most well meaning ruler it’s just that due to outside circumstances out of her control and due to men she fumbles the bag
>>221582195this long cut scene was the best scene of the series
Correct me if I'm wrong but didn't Rhaenyra in the past not give a shit about the smallfolk, yet now she's pissing off the entire nobility to please them? (despite being the reason they starved to begin with)
>>221582880Yeah but that's with the knowledge that the Targs lose almost all their dragons in the dance, which I wouldn't know if I just got my dragon.Besides, who would accept me after I immediately abandon Dorne at the first time of trouble, and what does Dorne have to offer that Volantis doesn't?
>>221582943Rhaenyra in the books is definitely way more "let them eat cake"
Valar rapehulis
>>221582591I’m going poggers
which one is it? 8?>>221582943she was busy eating cake in the red keep, throwing parties and getting fat while the common folk were starving.
>>221582943The showrunners in S1 were still trying to fool George, at this point they're no longer pretending so they can just change Rhaenyra into being Gandhi.
>I'll have no songs about how bravely you raped, kingmaker. There are thousands raped on your account.He was speaking to a corpse.
She was very badly raped you see
>>221582957I was more thinking between the failed first war and the Dance, there aren't any dragon attacks and that's even with the Vulture King nibbling away in the south>, who would accept me after I immediately abandon Dorne at the first time of trouble,Still probably loads of people, mercs in Essos have a shit reputation and yet get hired all the time while you'd have a dragon
>>221582977a whole episode dedicated to cock jokes ? oh golly
from fake daerons imdb pagewtfhttps://www.imdb.com/name/nm11931201/mediaindex/?ref_=mv?ref_=mv_sm
>>221582965All men must rape.
>>221582848It's portrayed as her trying her best but she's still fucking up herself, it's not entirely the heckin' chud council undermining the great woman.
>>221582943Thoughtless, feckless, self-indulgent
>>221582999tranny?
>>221583021NONONO WAITWAITWAIT
>>221582999checc'd but I can't tell at all
>BEHOLD ME NOW
>>221582848This is the first time in HOTD that the writers are doing a semi-decent job of characterizing adult Rhaenyra. She is a nervous almost paranoid hypocrite who doesn't know how to handle a crisis and is slowly going nuts. The writers do fuck it up by trying to pretend that she's the champion of the commonfolk, that's a bit nonsensical, but it's the only major fuckup.
>>221582992Fair on both accounts, but I still don't see what Dorne has to offer that Volantis doesn't besides maybe getting a bit of arrid land to call my own. Might as well go straight to the richer Volantis.Also I'd actually feel like a strong Iron Throne would be more inclined to attack Dorne if they had one dragon rider, so they could kill them and prevent a permanent line of dragon riders from being established on their border. So I'd feel safer all the way over at Volantis where I doubt they'd intervene.
>>221581421Women are so disgusting.
>>221583051>The writers do fuck it up by trying to pretend that she's the champion of the commonfolkEven then it's at the cost of really pissing off the nobility by forcing them to eat rats.
>>221582415Watching Alicent makes me understand why doctors were handing barbiturates to women in the 50s and 60s like candy.
>>221583041You want the good lovemaking but you need the bad ironrod....
Daerape
>>221583045My King...
>>221582977Will be the best episode of the season, easily
>>221583071Dorne seems more stable than Essos meaning you'd probably never see action and there's good land from what I recall towards the west. Plus you wouldn't fully be a foreigner due to similar cultures and faith. Plus you could leverage your position to play politics across the borders if so inclined. And sure perhaps you might be safer from national level threats over in Volantis, the fact that there's way more people over there with chips on their shoulders about dragons could very well mean you get murdered more easily.
>>221583051I think i’d like it better if i hadn’t read so many comments from the creators on this board lol, if i had watched last nights episode with no other info i would assume they’re trying to show you she’s a terrible Queen
>>221581909>leaves instead of throwing him outSeriously?
>>221583239>having tantrums is a good look politically
For all the shit the dornish get they are actually pretty good rapersWyl of wyl is top 5 for sure
>>221582737Something about her flat delivery with absolutely no snark or venom just makes her seem like an autistic retard who's just asking earnestly, and doesnt even realize she's twisting a dagger. I love her, bros
Does Duncan always use the frog helm?
>>221583339
>>221583339Based Larys driving Rhaenyra insane
>>221582737They should've stabbed her with scissors.
>>221583075She left before they even ate their rats. She should have stayed there glaring at them until they cleaned their plates.
>>221583339His army is ready to strike
>>221583149Probably. He and Larys were my favorite part of episode 2.
i watched the episode with a bunch of normies and most of were supportive of rhaenyra's choices up until the corlys part, they were all on king nigger's side
>>221583256She's not doing it on purpose, she's just a bad actress.
>>221583251Fine.>leaves instead of politely inviting him to leave from her own throne room
>>221582776>VolantisThose niggas would kill you in a heartbeat, they already killed all the surviving dragonlords that went there after the doom of valyria. They don't like to share power and certainly don't like someone holding a wmd to their heads like the olds days when they were a colony.
>>221583145Girl needs to stop eating so much ice cream.
>>221583490>She's not doing it on purposeAre you retarded? It's clearly what they intend for the character
Make a new thread mayhaps?
>>221583574i fucking hate when the thread starts slowing down only because everyone is too lazy to start a new thread but also doesn't want to post in a dying thread
>>221583574Mayhaps you should bugger yourself.
>>221583504The last dragonlords getting lynched was in Lys and either Tyrosh or Myr (I forget which). Volantene nobles are all obsessed with being the true blood and heirs of Valyrians. No way they wouldn't be thrilled to have a dragonlord marrying into the family.
>>221582979Sapochnik was in charge of season 1, he bailed afterwards.
PLOT TWISTthe rat that Rhaenyra served was a big hit with the nobles and it became a commonplace dish. This event put a big dent in the hunger that King's Landing was facing as various new popular rat dishes started being served throughout flea bottom.In the future the issue will be that there aren't enough rats.
>>221583616>>221583616>>221583616>>221583616TARGSLAYERGet in 'ere
>>221583509She has bipolar and she unironically looks healthy for her age. At least she's not using ozempics. Please stop bullying Olivia
>>221581401Tbf her son was sent away as an infant or child. I really dont think she loved her kids, maybe Haelena and her grandkids.
>>221583594Yeah that's why they literally put a bounty on Daenerys the moment she grew powerful...
>>221583509she can simply start lifting
>>221581659people hate the show changing the ambiguity of the book
>>221583809Volantis' issues with Daenerys was with her trying to destroy the slave trade while the city is built on slavery.
