Performative edition Previous >>221574214
>they had some kid bleached knowing they had to surrender himhow did they know?
Why did Rhaenyra just not explain to Coryls about how her father once had a black mare...?
>>221578241>some russian guy is making a series about valyriaand it's fucking kino: https://youtu.be/44iAAsVB4Ac
>AYO, SKLEEPSTEALH, NAW>DAT'S MY KINFOLK, BLUD>Y'ALL GOT ME FUCKED UP RN
>>221578259Good thing they didn't also send someone who knew how he looked.
>>221578259also the best they could do was find a biological girl to pose as Daeron like there were literally no boys around
>>221578259he had the real one dye his hair, its the squire that take the stinky messenger to his tent etc in other episode
>did Ormund Hightower REALLY think I would never find outwell yeah, since you bought it completely until Alicent had to tell you otherwise
>>221578287the photo looks like ancient greece/atlantis
>>221578287AI is still in that uncanny valley range, I see.
>YES LORD CORLYS MY SONS ARE BASTARDS AND IM A WHORE, I SUCKED AND FUCKED HARWIN STRONG ON A REGULAR BASIS, ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?! THIS IS WHAT YOU WANTED TO HEAR??
I hope when Brothel Queens happens it's because of some unfortunate misunderstanding between Rhaenyra and Alicent. Like and earthquake causes Alicent to trip and fall into Daemon's arms and Rhaenyra because super jealous.
>his main priorities as king were to placate the smallfolk, seize Harrenhal, and attack the blockade before it starts causing problemsHe unironically had the best instincts as king. If the Greens listened to him, they'd be in a much better position.
Small Council of /got/hotd/dunk/, what would you do after finding out the crown's gold is missing and the million people of KL are starving?
>>221578259Stop looking at your fucking phone, zoomer
>>221578316valyria is supposed to be the roman empire so it fits
>>221578333hotI still think it's weird that strong was such a non-character on the show, though
>Side with the smallfolk>Everything begins to turn to shitJesus, people, this is like Governance 101 in Westeros
>>221578347Israel*
>>221578287chuds will bring us kino that HBO has denied us
is it safe to say this last ep was one of the more divergent in the entire series? that shit was out there
>>221578333
did they really have such convincing hair dyes back 'then' or is that more starbucks dragon magic?
>>221578241You know the more I think about this scene, the more I realize how retarded the writers made everyone involved in it come off.Jace:>Doesn't even TRY to cut the cord tying down his dragon (or apparently doesn't have a sword/dagger to do so)>Sits on his dragon like a braindead child until the last possible second>Sits in the middle of the water & an active warzone without swimming or moving like a braindead child>Doesn't react to arrows being fired in his direction until one hits himMeanwhile the Triarchy:>Doesn't take shots at the drowning dragon and leaves it completely alone>Only shoots at the rider AFTER the dragon drowns like he's some actual threat>Doesn't try to capture the rider & ascertain if he's worth ransoming because they're FUCKING PIRATESDipshit writing all around that makes everyone involved look bad- should've been the book version where Jace just caught a stray arrow while they were trying to kill the dragon because at that point it makes more logical sense why they'd be trying to kill him.
>>221578371He was also a non character in F&B like many other side characters
>>221578287>white people Where are the Asians and blacks? Valyria was a multi culti matriarchal society like the amazons from wonder woman
>>221578383dialogue was actually the best since several eps, but the changes make the characters even more retarded than usual.
>>221578259what if hes lying and hes actually the real daeron? maybe its a clever move him and alicent came up with to trick rhaenyra so she lets him go
>>221578259The real question is, if you could bleach hair, why didn't Rhaenyra just bleach the hair of Luke and Jace?
>>221578259Why did Alicent even mention it. Did she want to get another of her sons killed?
>>221578417right i mean im not saying the ep was bad just that it was radically different than the book
>>221578378its atlantis
This was included with a bunch of legitimate leaks for episode 3. Looks like Episode 4 will disappoint.
>>221578383I liked when the women were talking and then one of them had a period
>>221578425It was inconsequential the world realm knew they were bastards and no one gave a shit.
so the leaks have been correct so far, then what are we looking forward to the rest of the season?
>>221578425cute girl
>>221578410we love diversity, don't we folks?
>>221578392I know Romans didn't have blonde hair dye, they had to rely on blonde wigs.
>>221578444Anticipating and expecting quite a bit of rape.
>>221578406everyone was kind of a non character since GRRM thinks it's clever to give you 3--5 different reasons for why anyone ever did anything they didBut in terms of a show, we probably should've seen him and rhaenyra interact in a meaningful way at some point given their kids are part of the reason the war breaks out
>>221578425It's gonna be crystal clear that they were bastards if the dye ever came off. Plus she still couldn't hide their pug noses, at least in the books
>JACE THE BASTARD
>>221578425>why didn't Rhaenyra just bleach the hair of Luke and Jace?it was too late, everyone knew
>>221578410no they were ultra racist and other races existed only to serve
so if this charlie gordon kid was fake faeron. who is cast as the real daeron??
I want to hate fuck her so bad, bros
>>221578336yeah menawhile aemond had overall pretty retarded ideas. the problem was he aura mogged him and valyrian language skill mogged him so he won the frame game. actually the same thing happened with the joff and tywin in got>lool joffrey that retard is worried about dany and some small dragons lmao put him in his place based tywinand then later dany btfod everyone with her dragons just as joff predicted. if only they listened
We are daeron
>>221578241> Alicent: Being a queen is too hard! Bye bye lets go start a chicken farm with my quirk chungus daughter.> Rhaenyra: Being queen is too hard! What jewelry should I wear? Oh no, I'm having my period!Wtf is this writing. ::Imdb search:: Sara Hess should be excommunicated from television writing and production.
>>221578487Nuh uh because dany and rhae rhae are so cool and I love Targaryens and they would never be big racist meanies
>>221578425but they are white... maybe if they had a permanent blackface on or something together with the hair dye
>>221578435Why do we need Ormund to be cartoonishly evil?
Back in Season 1 in the first episode after the timeskip when Rhaenyra has a baby and Alicent demands to see it, what is with that again? Did Alicent not think Rhaenyra would be silly enough to rise from her bed and stagger to her apartments and just assumed a maid would bring her the baby? Or did Alicent just want to fuck with Rhaenyra? Was Alicent just impatient to see if was another bastard?
>>221578540green badbut also green good because no tumbleton
I'm now caught up on this general. I got drunk and watched the World Cup last night instead of HOTD posting. Memes are finally getting good.
I’m confused, the priest guy was talking sense but he’s like a Christian so I think he’s supposed to be the villain? Next episode they need to show him raping because this is just too much complexity I’m feeling
>>221578444obviously the aegon speech and sunfire reveal. even if everything else is shit thats going to be good
Woah bro
>>221578540Because the greens are literally MAGA??? Helloo??????
>>221578336Hes the rightfull divinely apointed king: and as any true king, his divine intuitions sent by the Heavens are always rightJust for comparison, see how quickly the green's collapses the moment the atheist incel Aemond "i studied history, philosophy the Blade and even Evangelion while my brother drinked and fucked" Targaryen took over their strategy
>>221578241Euron Greyjoy is one of the last truly masculine men we'll ever seen on screen. He's a strong, independent and competent man who got shit done. By the last season he was the only man who could stand on his own two feet. Lately male characters have been written to be effete and incompetent. Written to be burdened by weird psychological hangups like mommy issues or self-esteem issues that make them barely functional, most modern male characters aren't worth the ink they were written with. Many of them are self-flagellating and constantly apologizing for who they are. But even if they're not doing those things they're wallowing in misery and resentment. Euron is the complete opposite of all that. He's unapologetic in his masculinity. He's confident and jubilant. Even in his pursuit of Cersei, a very powerful woman, he approaches her as an equal. He doesn't hide his intentions with her; nor does he act like his intentions are anything to apologize for. He doesn't act like an underhanded nice guy and he doesn't act like a self-flagellating male feminist. He's just Euron Greyjoy: a masculine man who is up front about what he wants and doesn't apologize for it. A great character. One of the last truly masculine male characters we're ever going to see on television.
>>221578570I wouldn't call them THAT evil, but okay
>>221578417Hess for all her fault can write decent dialogue, when She isnt obessed about bending the plot to her lesbian fanfiction ideas
>>221578428R'hllor hungers....
>>221578259>bro why did they have body doubles, thats so crazy
>>221578540because hes a white male so most likely a rapist and sexist too. i just want him to take a city and then shout to his army>in the name of the seven... start raping!
>>221578383>>221578417weird shitposting
>They are giving Gaemon's policies to Rhaenyra
>>221578444Care to post the leak bruh?
>>221578540He's good looking so all is forgiven
>>221578618>Gaymon
If you could replace any child character with a cute FTM trans actor who would it be
>>221578513>Dany seething about Slaver's bay and how terrible it is>retard doesn't realize it's her own ancestors legacy they are carrying ontarg bros...
Reminder that ormund was cucked by his very own son
>>221578241Any webm requests?
>>221578627And he’s the right kind of evil, charismaric and smiling while doing bad shit, and he isn’t a raper or disrespecter of women so he will be well received even by the blacks
>>221578444It is the will of the gods
>>221578649You can’t be posthumously cucked.
>>221578301kek
>>221578655All "Daeron" closeups.
Still the coolest dragon
>>221578294Most boys probably had their hair cut
>>221578635dany's arc was about trying to deny her true nature and her heritage and then finally facing it and embracing it in the final episode. the only reason she didnt end up as one of the most based targs in history is because jon snow betrayed her
>>221578649How is inheriting your fathers wife cucking?
>YOUR MONGREL SON JACERYS WAS A GODS-DAMNED BASTAAAAARD AND HE'S NOW ROTTING AT THE BOTTOM OF THE GULLET YOU WHOOOOOOOREThat was a bit much, wasn't it?
>>221578635>The valyrians learned one deplorable thing from the Ghiscari: slavery. The Ghiscari whom they conquered were the first to be thus enslaved, but not the last.the valyrians weren't doing slavery before encountering the ghiscari
>>221578696around blacks, never relax
>>221578563https://youtu.be/pPuAOcviU-Mnew littlefinger theory is out btwtl;dw Littlefinger was pro-Baratheon, anti-Targ restorationist. That's why he was trying to get Ned to figure out about the incest so he could oust the Lannisters to strengthen House Baratheon. He was onboard until the morning of the coup when Cersei called him into Maegor's and told him she had Sansa hostage, which meant there was no way Ned would let his coup succeed at the cost of his daughter. So he sells out Ned to save himself out of this botched coup that should've happened the night Robert died, but now he's on the side of Targaryen restoration because the Lannisters are still doomed, especially with no legitimacy to the throne.The "larger theory" of this guy's videos is that Stannis wants to bend the knee to the first Targaryen that returns to KL while Renly didn't. I don't know if I believe that, but the other individual parts are interesting.
>>221578664>>221578687You think those two were only doing mother and son things when ormund went off to war?
I'm confused. Did rayneera not want to legitimize corliss' bastards because it would bring attention to the fact that her own children are bastards? Or is she just prejudiced against velarion ppl?
how come there is no anti proliferation dragon pact?
>>221578444Ormund and Aegon
>>221578344yeah so they had a freshly bleached kid at all times at the ready?hehe??haha?
>>221578287Looks cool
>Aegon is burned and disfigured
>>221578735Because Viserys I lost and died. Daemon's prophecy obsessed and believes they need more dragons. Only Aegon "Total Dragon Death" III Targaryen can fix it
>New leaks from next episode and hightower camp
>>221578762>Forced to kiss feet next episode if spoilers are to be believedWhen will his humiliation ritual end
>>221578676Well the most screen time anyway
>>221578696>AT LEAST MY SONS ARE FULL BLOWN GROIDShow did this get past the writers?
>>221578241Let me obsessively hate this good show all year long because it dares spin off from the spinoff book to some sub-Tolkien work of fart.
Imagine the thrill Aemond and Alicent felt when they kissed
Look, obviously Rhaenyra is doing a shit job in her first week as queen.But at least she's like trying not to be a dick. Fucking over the minor lords was at least amusing even if it will probably bite her in the ass later on.But yeah. She just let Daemon go crazy for a couple of months and then gather up the gold from the houses she (Daemon) destroys.
>>221578762Does this mean Aegon will reorganise the Seven Kingdoms into the First Westerosi Empire? For a safe and secure continent?
>>221578778Directed by Quintin Tarantino?
>>221578778>spoiled princess rhaenyra slowly losing her grip>humiliated and humbled aegon slowly gaining poweryes its kino, its a build up for the final episode
>>221578776>"I'm tired of this, grandpa!"
>>221578778Is Larys going to joink his hog to it?
>>221578757They were 100% going to come and ask for him, dumbass
>>221578241
>>221578762Guy needs a bigger hood for serious undercover action.
>>221578813I was kind of surprised they basically opened her rule with her bullying her 10 year old captive who appeared too terrified to speak
>>221578425is this a girl
>>221578925ye
>>221578878
Why didn't saint Rhaenyra just miraculously multiply the loaves and fishes to feed the common people of King's Landing?
>>221578762>forgot about his cock
>>221578899>10 year oldDaeron is supposed to be 16, they just cast a tranny as fake Daeron and just no one noticed that the allegedly 16 year old strapping young lad has 0 testosterone
SNIFFFFFFFFFF
>>221578970>helaena runs into alicents room only to find her furiously riding aemond
>>221579043>Mmmmmm, smell of raped woman....feels good fellow Highchuds
>>221578241This is the worst episode ever. A bunch of twee awkward moments. Oooh, what shall we wear to the banquet! It's like teenaged girls, freshman year socialist women's studies majors wrote it. We'll serve the rich people rats! tee hee. As soon as they started bringing out the food I knew that's what they'd do. So lame and predictable. "There is such a thing as too much power!" Female tv writers would be okay if they did not insist on being a cliche of a satire of themselves.
>>221579069You are so smart
>>221579068What was up with that scene where she's roaming the castle at night and gets in bed with some dark haired guy. I was watching the England beat Mexico
>>221578891Put the bad wig from the daugher from From on him. He'll look so ridiculous no one will recognize him.
>>221579092it was her old lover
>>221579092watching England* Fuck, I'm Ulfbrained
>>221579068Fertile and breedable body. Shame xhe insists on being a genderless freak irl
>>221578676Only because Dreamfyre isn't in the show.
I have questionsI assume the DrWho scene with Ormund Hightower has been fanfic for the show?Even if fanfic, did they not find it weird that they took the dragon's rider and the dragon didnt give a fuck being led to some other town to wait?In fact...What the fuckThey send the Hightower host back to oldtown but they instead went to Tumbeton with the dragon? like what?Before the reveal of the host being camped in Tumbeton i ASSUMED that a small party of servants would have been granted to Daeron to accompany him to King's landing, and one of those would be the real prince.But you are telling me that DrWho just picked up the prince on the longneck dragon and fucked off?I dont get itI could use some help.
>>221579130Dreamfyre was briefly shown when Aemond went into the dragonpit and it is mentioned that Helaena has a dragon, but she doesn't ride - a change from the book likely to save money lol
>>221579135The pick up was a complete fanfic and that's why it's retarded.
>>221578259My question is is why the fuck did Alicent not play along and pretend it was her son? Why the fuck did she reveal it wasn't right there and then with no hesitation lmao wtf
What does mommy Alicent's mouth taste like?
Just finished this episode. What a load of shit. It felt like Amazons Rings of Power it Netflixs The Witcher or something.
>Sending this tiny twink to the Night's WatchJesus, Rhaenyra, beheading the kid would be preferable
>>221579186Alicent was clueless and went in without a pokerface. Rhae Rhae picked up on that.
>>221578482kek
Is fake Daeron supposed to be a boy or a girl? If Ormund send a girl that would be the ultimate insult.
>>221579214Ridiculous. The writings fucking awful. They could have had Alicent play along for a bit then Rhaenerya notices somethings off instead of it happening in literally a millisecond and Alicent immidately goes "lol thats not him". Also how would Alicent even know what he fucking looks like?
>>221578696Jace should have let his fleet burn desu
>>221579254This show is literally allergic to Kino. I can't believe just months before we had Knight
>>221579197Aemond got a taste of Rhaenyra's pussy juices
>>221579186>>221579214>>221579254While the whole fDaeron subplot is stupid, its a trick by Ormund to buy time so he could occupy Tumbleton. The kid being and impostor would had been made clear anyway the moment the news of Thessarion having still a rider would had reached KL.If Alicent played along, she would had immediately outed herself as a untrustable ally of Rhaenyra
>>221578696All because of his faggot son, it's all his fault
>characters being dumber than ever>men blamed again for everything>Mysaria having screentime>awful cgiAt least we had Corlys calling the bastards bastards
>>221579314Please kill yourself you feminazi chink
THE RAPECATCHERS
the writing feels like The Boys later seasons, where some garbage build up happens.. then nothing.. then the next episode just ignores all the previous and does the same, rinse and repeat. Fucking boring.
>>221578580Who's the closest equivalent to this guy on HOTD?
>>221578482>that picKEK
What a load of shit
what if they remade s7 and s8
>>221579370A bit of Sharako and Ep2 Jasper.
Rape rape rape rape rape
>Rhaenyra is defeated>Viserys's ghost appears>"Father! Is it... over?">"At long last. No woman rules at all, my realm's delight...">"I see... only bad ratings... before... me">Viserys closes his retarded daughter eyes as Corlys walks in>"Without its girlboss command, the restless fandom will become an even greater threat to this show... Ratings must be maintained. There must always be a Retarded Wokelyrian character...">Viserys ghost disappears>Corlys retrieves the Woke Crown and examines it>"The weight of such a burden... must be mine. For there is no other...">"CORLYS! You hold a grim destiny in your hands, brother - but it is not your own">"Vaemond?! By all that is salted...">"The dragon's flame sealed my fate. The world of the Canon can no longer comfort me. Place the crown upon my head, Corlys. Forevermore, I will be the jailer of the normies">"No, my kid brother. I cannot">"Do it, Corlys! You and these trans knights have your own destinies to fulfill. This last act of kino... is mine">"You will not be forgotten, kid brother">"I must be forgotten, Corlys! If the world is to live free from the tyranny of bastards, they must never know what was done here today">Corlys nodes>"Tell them only that Maegor with Tits is dead. And that Vaemond Velaryon died with they/them... Now, go. Leave this stupid season, and never return..."
>>221578293Who would've even known what he looked like? Even if they had seen him years ago they wouldn't be 100% sure given his age and even then anyone who would would also have some Hightower sympathies and not say anything.
YOUR GRACETHE TALLOW
le bastard
>its another episode ending on Rhaenerya looking like she is going to do something>cue the next episode where she doesnt>that episode ends the same way Lmao
What does Targaryen women taste like?
Every scene cuts off before the obvious consequences that need to happen immediately in the scene, because the writers don't know how to deal with what happened and write the resolution.
>>221578674Made webm related for now
I figured out why I don’t like the show, it’s because I’m smart and the show is for dumb people
>>221579454Non Valyrian semen
how did tyland hide the treasury
>>221578425It would be really obvious after a while when people notice the dark roots and their hair goes to shit after being bleached a million times and just make the rumors worse because you're trying to hide it.
>>221578676Only because Balerion is dead
I hope they actually do all sit around in the dark at some point
>>221578339burn down the rock
>>221579504>"Okay, every rat grab a coin and run">"Yes, master"Rats are to useful here...
>>221579504his anus was too loose
>hunting in the Kingswood
>>221578488Link.
>>221578425there's a reason alicent checked the babies when they were born
>>221579479lol Tessarion is like "uhhh who is that," she's so cute :3 <3 <3
>>221578676>lankletbest dragon is the one who terrorized the Targs for centuries and the only dragon who wasn't a slave
why was there a random dragon keeper at the end of the episode coming back from tumbleton
>>221579551>SAY!>HIS!>NAME!
>selfishly starve half a million people to get her throne>conquer said city>"UGH, you nobles were so GREEDY, making grain reserves in case of a siege (from my army, you should feel ASHAMED"I really hope Manderly pointing this out is not a random line, and the writers DO realize how selfish and irresponsible she is shifting the blame to the nobility as if what they did is in any way worse than what she did to the entire city.
>>221578241HER CHILDREN ARE BASTARDS
Why didn't Alicent just lie and say "oh yeah that's totally my kid, let's send him off immediately to the Wall and ask no more questions or examine this child further"? Does she actually want Rhaenyra killing all her children? Is her goal just total post-birth abortion?
>>221579562they were there to handle daeron's dragon. it should have been more clear in the daemon ormund scene what they were doing with tessarion
>>221578674
>>221579562Because Rhaenyra needs to know to go to Tumbleton and burn it like Dany and have all the feminists on Twitter cheer for her.
Was Rhaenyra thinking of sending Daeron to the wall a part of the book? or is Daeron a staunch green?
Maybe ai taking over entertainment wouldn’t be so bad if this is what passes as a premium flagship hbo show now
Remember when even her fuck-up of a son Aegon was like "do you even love me?" to Alicent, and she called him an idiot for not realizing how much a mother loves her children even when they're fuck-ups? Why is she trying to kill them all now, even when there's no reason for it? Is she the one who's going to end up pushing Helaena to her death? Is that the final character assassination?
>>221579664That entire storyline with fake Daeron is completely made up and doesn't exist.
>>221579479>>221579617kek, that's so obviously a girl
>>221579354THEY WERE FATHERS BROTHERS HUSBANDS RAPERS AEGONAND YOU KILLED THEM ALL FOR WHAT
>>221579708OUT OF TEN!
>>221579706No Daeron. you cannot ride your own dragon to KL
>>221579708proper valyrian rose
>>221579479>Completely ignores her supposed rider get sent awayIs Daemon stupid for not realize something was off
>>221579684>and she called him an idiot for not realizing how much a mother loves her children even when they're fuck-ups? Why is she trying to kill them all nowSara Hess ruined Alicent's character beyond repairShe went from an incompetent mother who tried to do what she could with the hand she was dealt, to an evil spawn of satan who revels in the suffering of her own familyAll so she could smooch Rahenyra so Hess can masturbate with a vibrator during filming
>>221579314Thessarion was suppose to be brought back by the dragonkeepers, that's who brings the message. Ormund was going along with it then had Daeron "steal" the dragon when they captured Tumbleton.
>>221578676>gets into one fight with another dragon and fucking dies
>>221579669AI will be generic slop, but it'll be trained on all the good stories of history worthy of being remembered and recorded so as long as they don't include anything after 2015 they will at least produce marketable, profitable generic slop. It'll prevent inconsistencies too. Probably be over-fit on consistency and come across as robotic and lack human nuance and error, but it'll be better than the absolute shitshow of random character actions we get now.
>>221579664Daeron in the book is not a mystery nigga targ nobody in his family ever saw. He was in KL almost weekly and full into the Green agenda, gladly serving his mother and older brothers (altought by far the most sympatetic together with Halaena among the green targs). This whole fake Daeron subplot is a show invention to wast screentime
why are there so many black people in the city?
>Brothel queens will be disguised Alicent and Rhaenyra
>>221579784You mean dragons can fly or something?!? And teleport from The Vale to Dragonstone in a few minutes and back again? No way, I'm sure travel must take much longer than that.
>>221579708>>221578294>>221578446>>221578925>>221579232Please stop being transphobic, the actor's pronouns are HE/HIM!
>>221579792First Men were mostly black before the evil white andal colonists invaded Westeros
>shows up in a scene>mogs everyone>leaves
>>221579810It dosent take much to fly from Oldtown to KL. Daeron in the books was always in KL when not bound to his squiring duties to Ormund
>>221579822Man that's some sweet armor, too.
>>221579822*rapes everyone
>>221579822>"Woah, this guy looks badass. I hope we see him do some awesome shit.">Cut to 40 minutes of Rhaenyra retardation>"Oh yeah, uh, I guess she's cool too..."
>>221579822for a feminist show its funny how every male actor mogs female ones.
>>221579617Man, her acting is so bad.
>>221579836lol, I read "squirting duties"
>>221579822like ancestor, like descendant
>>221578339rape alicent
/dunk/ had great /druk/ potential. This season has been lacking so far.
>>221579875i will be squirting for you my lord
>>221579708Probably the most accurate to the books looking Targaryen there has been.
Is this show not doing well? My funny site for watching it had the dunk show within hours of it going up but still doesn't have the newest hotd.
>>221578444Someone post episode 2 and episode 3 leaks
>>221579873I would play royalty as restrained and aloof, but she is also easily startled, irritated and visibly clueless. Whose idea is that?
Was getting "blenched" actually a thing in the books?
>>221579898>Random negroes and orientals.Show would've been so much better if it was made back in 2011 instead of Game of Thrones.
>>221579969There's no fake Daeron in the book, "blenched" or otherwise.
>>221579873>>221579948It feels good enough acting for what they are trying to get out of her. I think the point is to make her an awkward ruler who needs to make tough decisions but can't handle it
>>221579551What the fuck was his problem anyway?
>>221579969>tfw baela will never get blenched by the strong boy
>>221579898why doesn't hotd have this soul?
>>221579741He wanted a battle and was just too disappointed to notice when Ormund "surrendered"
>>221579969yes it's called lys
>>221580067Excuse me, this is a serious show about women being women.
>>221579822Hightower men have aura
>>221580076>if Epstein island was its own civilization
Did Daemon really expect Hightower to fight with his army against three fucking dragons
>>221579822>tfw you make an incredibly shit adaptation of the Norman conquest
>>221578259Do you think body doubles for the nobles and powerful are anything new? Especially in a time where the only pictures were oil paintings, often flattering and not 100% realistic.And sometime you just need a namehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C5%A0%C4%87epan_Mali>Of unclear origins, Šćepan became the ruler of Montenegro through a rumour that he was in fact the deposed Russian emperor Peter III, who had died several years before Šćepan surfaced in the Balkans.>The sole factor which had lent him authority and the love of the people in the first place was the widespread belief that he was Peter.[13] Without ever openly confirming or denying the truth of this claim, Šćepan had managed to seize power in Montenegro, unite the people and depose the country's legitimate ruler, all in the space of a few months.
>>221580111They don't ONLY do brothels.... they also selll *checks notes* uhhhh poisons....
>>221580112He was still buckbroken from being treated by Bracken boys
>>221580076Crazy how there's an entire country in Essos which can basically be summarised as "sex slave island".
Yeah, looks like Daemon wanted to kill Viserys' other kids all along. Greens 100% justified. I hope that mention of Sunfyre wasn't actually it dying off-screen, and it still gets to reunite with Aegon. Great of the High Septon to stand against Drigger scum as well.
i liked the anxious one person pov, reminded me of the safdies' works. i don't think this has ever been done in got, maybe the dunk trial. but one hour of continuing tension is tough to watch. nyra gets fucked over without closure so pressure builds up with no release
at this point I am just watching hotd s1 clips on youtube and crying about what could've been
I adore the fact that Sara Hess doesn't understand the mechanics of dragons in a show called "House Of The Dragon".It's female writing summed up in a simple observation. Yeah sure, they're in the name and everything but do they reaaaallly matter?
>>221580197Season 1 was ass too anon. You just have rose tinted glasses because of Paddys acting chops and you wanted to fuck the monke
>tfw Rhaenyra and Alicent become the lesbian empresses of Essos
>>221580197I remember when I actually enjoyed Alicent scenes
>>221580166If Daemon was just going to demand Rhaenyra kill Daeron in every scene why even bother bringing him back alive. Just throw him off Caraxes and call it an oopsie.
>>221580281season 1 was good, literally the only problem is the pacing was a bit rushed around the timeskip because they HAD to get to the Dance in one season, which is regrettable, but if you honestly believe they should have spent 3 seasons getting to the inciting incident you don't live in reality
>>221580299Olivia Cooke got two episodes of great material where the writers expertly weld together their new take on Alicent with the evil stepmother of the Princess and the Queen...then immediately squander it and turn her into a weepy doormat who refuses to take responsibility for any of her own choices and then we are expected to sympathize with her when the men around her (correctly) see her as weak?
My theory is that Daemon, Aemond and Aegon were all good guys, sensitive young men, in the canon but the evil women (Alicent and Rhaenyra) were using them.
>>221578321Looks better than HOTD.
>>221579969>>221580031>>221580076BLENCHED.COM
>>221578339Lift my own blockade so they can just resume trade like normal.
>>221580315>if you honestly believe they should have spent 3 seasons getting to the inciting incident you don't live in realityYou say this, meanwhile all of the whiny feminist drama and girlboss moments that Condall and Hess want are contained within the previous arcs.They fucking rushed to get to the Dance and now that we're here, they have nothing to show for it.
>>221578425Young Rhaenyra was rebelous and wanted people to low-key know she was a slut.
>>221578482KekMy based king
Daemond is so fucking stupid. He wants to conquer Essos? These retards just lost a Dragon to some pirates. Imagine the coalition that would form against Westeros. Aemond is still out there as well, he'd just show up in a few months but with Eastern backing.
>>221580442The best part of FtMs is they will never experience twink death
>>221580442>Proud Valyrian supremacist>Can't even tell if his own nephew is Targaryen
>>221578482Why did Larys plot against putting his own family on the Iron Throne?
>>221580482He has just entranced by his soft skin.
>>221579479I honestly thought Deamon was going to speak to her in High Valyrian and find out something is amiss.
>>221580443It's completely out of his character but they're just writing him to be a retard now because they themselves are retards who hate the character
What's the actress/actor's name who plays fake Daeron? IMDB is not helpful.
>>221580492Because Larys has no motivations beyond being an evil schemer. Seriously, what's his endgame?
>>221580442please tell me that's a girl, right ?
>>221580549>Because Larys has no motivations beyond being an evil schemer.You sure about that?
>>221580031I am assuming getting "blenched" is an invention of the show
>Naked ormund next episodeBased
>>221580492He fucking hated them
>>221580492He hates his family because he feels sorry for himself.
The word is ‘blanched’ you fuckwits. Get your ears checked. It means to whiten something.
>>221578241season 1 bran is icsh
>>221580621TV cc transcribed it as 'bleached'.
>>221580621
>>221578488No idea.Is this lanky dude.
>>221580665Benjamin Evan Ainsworth is Daeron.
>>221580067They prioritize being woke over being entertaining
>>221580665>redheadYeap
>>221579741Daemon's does not have superior Dawn blood like the Hightowers so his lizard brain is underdeveloped
>>221580621>>221580659He definitely says blenched. Blenched, blanched, bleached - it’s all the same.
Do people actually believe this episode was trying to portray Rhaenyra as inept
>>221578241im retardedwere the weird bells indicating shes going nuts?
gay sex between these two
>>221580717She is always inept in the show to take away any blame that could be put on her
>>221580722>going
>Your grace, we're running low on toilet paper.>AAARGGHHHH I'M GOING INSANE, WHY WOULD MEN DO THIS TO ME
>>221580717>Imagine if King Charles V purposefully tried to piss off the Catholic Church
>>221580745>have you tried eating it after you used it to clean?
>The entire war in the reach, easily the highlight of the Dance, is butchered beyond belief for this one shitty fanfic fakeout sceneImagine all the kino Daeron scenes that were cut so we could see more Rhaenyra and Alicent moping
>>221580711'blenched' is a better word, but I don't think the retards on /gif/ are ready for that conversation yet
>>221580745>your grace, the silver haired girl from daemonds vision used all the toilet paper
>>221578339Have Daemon and the Goldcloaks cull all criminals in Flea Bottom again and then serve mystery meat to the masses.
>>221580530I NEED ANSWERS
>Ser Daeron the Daring.>My Lord is kind to say so, but the victory belongs to Tessarion.
>The Fishfeed? The bloodiest battle of the entire war? Localized entirely within this episode? >Yes!>...May I see it?>No
>>221580549He just wanted to be in a quirky buddy cop adventure with a burnt king.
>>221578383when i was scrolling back through to find a particular scene i realised it's for the most part scene in a location -> walk and talk scene of rhaenyra going to the next location -> scene in that location. it didn't really think about it while i was watching it thoughat some early point there might have been a plan to make the episode a one take
>>221580847https://www.imdb.com/name/nm11931201/
FUCK!I AM PERSON MENSTRATION
>>221580717At best the episode is showing her "out of her league" but if Sara Hess' goal was to blame everything going wrong on men, the Green's robbing the treasury, and her period that's really funny.Signs of ineptitude:>Not humbling yourself and kissing the hand of the High Septon, or having some manner of reverence for the man who will make your coronation legitimate.>Can't you just fleece your sheep before butchering them for more money?>Uhh they can hunt rabbits in the godswood>I'll piss off the nobles for rationing food when I starved them with my blockade>I'll feed a couple hundred people with the food I stole from the nobles in a starving city of a million>Rather than promise my closest ally and family member who has lost everything with legitimization of his bastards in the distant future, I'll give a vague non-answer that implies I'm a massive hypocrite>Unironically asking her hostages for political adviceBtw isn't it crazy that in the "Winter is Coming" tv show, no one once mentioned that Winter is in fact coming? Like the whole reason the Winter Wolves come is because it's a preparation for Winter to send out the old men on their own so fewer will starve in the North. Pretty sure the winter ravens come out shortly after Rhaenyra takes the throne in the book. I bet you they'll be another dropped plotpoint even though it would honestly help lean into "Rhaenyra took the throne at the least opportune time"
>>221580857Cutting Honeywine with Daeron on dragonback turning the tide introduction for retarded fakeout plot is honestly baffling
>>221580717>Pisses off the faith, the nobility of King's Landing and her closest allies within one day just so she can pay lipservice to the commoners she herself starvedYes? Was it not meant to?
>>221580665Why did they think anyone in the audience would be fooled by fake Daeron and be surprised by the dramatic reveal?
>>221580479What about Ellen Page?
>>221580894Holy shit, it's actually a FtM?
why is matt smith pronouncing daeron like "darren"since he plays daemon he nevers says his own name. he would be calling himself "dammen"
>>221580501Based, that’s the one character they SHOULD have ruined
>>221580867I'll keep saying it. They simply did not have enough budget for this show to do it right. That's why they waste all this time on relatively cheaper scenes where they just have a fake Daeron in a windowless little room somewhere that doesn't need more than a couple costumes and a camera.
>>221580867Wait, did they really gloss over that?
>>221581018>dammenDAMMEN!
>>221581018Pronounciation is always random, see Aemond and Eggon
>>221580891>at some early point there might have been a plan to make the episode a one takeIts possible but stupid to attempt at that stage, would have taken months just to execute everything for 1 episode
>>221580954Greens are literally not allowed to have anything cool, fun or complex. Cutting both Honeywine and Bitterbridge is such a retarded decision I honestly cannot for the life of me imagine how that made it through any writing room ever.>>221580443He also forgot that he only barely conquered the stepstones from pirates unofficially backed by the triarchy with two dragons and the strongest navy in Westeros. How the fuck does he expect to conquer all free cities with just 3 times the number? Valyria had hundreds of Dragons and couldn't do it.
>>221580326In the real canon, it all started from Rhaenyra and Alycent hating each other's guts and trying to one-up one another so you're not that far off.
>>221581005>ftm>looks like a girl anyway>likely still has a pussy, no cockit's just a flat girl
>>221581018>PETYR >PETYR>PETYR
>>221581060i don't know the entire cast seems pretty consistent on daemon and daeronis there anyone else saying "dammen or darren"?
>>221581082>Valyria had hundreds of Dragons and couldn't do it.Meant to say they couldn't conquer all of Essos, not the free cities.
>>221580971Dude, most of the audience didn't even knew Daeron existed until a minute ago.
>>221578241Snail tappers, get ready to TAP OUT!
>>221580787>war in the reachSo the Hightower army actually does something in the books?I think it's really funny that the Hightowers are sorta the main backers of Aegon, and their army hasn't done a thing so far.
>>221578425She’s dumb as fuck, arrogant as fuck, and fat as fuck.
Since we now know how badly they butchered the Reach, how are they gonna butcher Aemond in Harrenhal? Will he rape Alys? Or will he just say "lol you can have Harrenhal idc" and she immediately becomes cartoonishly evil?
Women are a meme gender and I’m going back to being full incel mysoginist. Thanks for ruining years of progress hbo
Gold Cloaks just collectivized my storehouse...
>>221581149She killed the innocent green supporting Tully lord. She was always evil.
>OH MY
>>221581157
>>221578338Are all manderly’s fat fucks? Did they get kicked out of the reach because the reachlords were all pompous Fatphobic shitlords
>>221581140Daeron is actually Rhaenyra's biggest enemy in the book
I mostly liked last nights episode.
waifu
>>221581192The Kazakhstan flag would make a sick house sigil
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>>221579812oh thank god, it's a girl, i thought i was a fag
>>221581191>spend literal months waging war for the hightowers and barely manage to win the siege of rooks rest>develop ptsd>get immediately sent back into the field to retake harrenhal with like 2000 soldiers>vhagar is spotted flying towards harrenhal>finally some good news>arrive>aemond is too busy getting /ss/ed by a witchfeelscoleman.jpg
>>221578497Reminds me how Joff came up with an idea to create an actual all-of-Westeros professional standing army with a unified command structure and Cersey was like "lmao what a dumbass idea stfu kid"
>>221581142But how would they blacken their skin?
>>221580969
>>221580665This show makes the Hightowers so based. I thought from the little we heard of them in GOT that they were the nerd house.
>>221578287>its a rome ripofflmao
>>221579741They left something showing that the blacks took Tessarion and the dragonkeepers from Oldtown with them on the cutting room floor. Ormund attacks Tumbleton when the unit escorting Tessarion by ground back to King's Landing pass through it because he knows he has the real dragonrider and can hold it despite how close it is to King's Landing
>>221580665>>221580684daeron is icsh
>>221578497To be fair to Tywin he had his hands full with the absolute shit show that Jaime, Cersei, and Joffrey created. How hard is it not to creampie your hot twin? With Aegon the writing is so bad that whatever he says is automatically shit because he’s a chud stealing Rae Rae’s “rightful” throne.
>>221578714Is Stannis still going to bend the knee if he knows he will be executed right after?
>>221581018Dame dame…https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Pt7KbDvUwmQ&list=RDPt7KbDvUwmQ&start_radio=1&pp=ygUPYmFrYSBtaXRhaSBndXJhoAcB&ra=m
>>221581116They couldn’t do it before the doom at least. I’m sure eventually they could. (((Bravos))) deserves to be nuked
>>221579866That’s the point of feminism. Women want to live in a world where they can be fat ugly slobs and still get hot guys. Kinda like how patriarchy let men be fat ugly slobs and get wives just by working. As it turns out women just want a gender swapped patriarchy. Lol, lmao even