Girlboss editionPrevious >>221572081
>>221574214this cretinous CUNT wrote this pandemonium of bullshit
>>221574214historically check out the reactions of queen when their sons were slain. R is not doing anything.She would go in a full genocidal murder mode.Essos would burn, Lannisters would burn and so on.
Alicent the thicc
>>221574214Did they actually kill Dreamfyre here? I'll watch the episode in a few hours, but at this point I don't care about anything anymore; if it's true then we've at least reached GoT season 6 levels of bullshit
Emma d’Arcy’s high school theatre production acting is quite jarring against everybody else’s phone it in bullshit.
Why did they say that Sunfyre's carcass was found last ep??
>>221575949It's Grey Ghost's
>>221575928SOON
>>221575949They really really really want the audience to know that Sunfyre is DEFINITELY dead for sure for reals so that when Sunfyre returns at the end of the season its a soiface holy shit moment
Is fDaeron gonna be the show’s Trystane?
>>221575987i'm gonna basedface so hard
That same day, Queen Helaena Targaryen committed suicide by jumping from her window on top of the spikes that lined the dry moat of Maegor's Holdfast. That night, the smallfolk of King's Landing began to tell each other that Helaena had been murdered, and placed the blame at the feet of Queen Rhaenyra, insisting she had killed Helaena because Prince Daeron Targaryen and the Hightower army would soon be at the gates. The people whispered that Ser Luthor Largent had flung Helaena from her window on Rhaenyra's order, despite the fact that Largent had been at the barracks of the City Watch of King's Landing at the Gate of the Gods when Helaena died. According to Grand Maester Munkun , it was the Shepherd who spread the tale, although Mushroom believes that story originated from Lord Larys Strong.[3]The rumor of the beloved Helaena's murder was quickly believed by the citizens, who had completely turned against the once-beloved Rhaenyra and who were still mindful of the terrible murders of Helaena's sons, Jaehaerys and Maelor.
>My Gods do not deal in dragons. They are a profane magic created in darkness and pride and lust for power, for impunity. They destroy, but they do not create. There is no good that can come of them.
Brothel queens seems more likely with every episode.
They had me in the first half, not gonna lie. But they've made so many dumb changes that it ruined the twist of this not him because I genuinely thought they'd made Daeron a little bitch.
>>221575928Baelor the Blessed would burn his grandma alive
>>221574214so what was so unique and conceptual about this? felt pretty mid even by hotd standards
>>221576050but no one in the city even knows who Helaena is in the show, she spends all her time looking at bugs and being rarted
>>221576110How was Alicent able to tell he wasn't Daeron?
>>221576075>but they do not create.dragons lay eggs and create new life. is the faith of seven not pro-life?
>>221576125Yeah I know :(
>>221576146Show Daeron is the brunette kid behind Gwayne. She noticed his hair. She also saw him once in 5 years so she may be able to imagine what he looks like. Though perhaps show Daeron has a birth mark on his face or some shit that we missed.
If Aegon didn't kill all the ratcatchers none of this would have happened
>>221576124They thought they cooked with the rats symbolism.
>>221574301>Essos would burn,lol targ dragons would fucking melt if they tried to approach any of the free cities. these niggas dealt with dragons larger than balerion.
>>221575928>you should crown me because i saw a vision of a demon in my dreamswow cant believe that line didnt work on him
These men are so chud-coded holy shit
>>221576199The only competent dragon the blacks have is Caraxes anyway>Syrax killed one of her own>Moondancer lost to a cripple dragon>The others are traitors
>>221576208Greens worship rape so it checks out.
>>221576205>AHH SAVE ME JAEHERYS B-BUT MY EXCEPTIONALISM - ACK!
>>221576219>green soldier checking out women to rape in EP4 previewkek it's comedic at this point
so the show confirmed there's going to be a fake Myrcella (Rosamund) who returns to King's Landing? So Preston was right?
>>221576244lel
>>221576247>Fake Aegon>Fake Arya>Fake Myrcella
Ormund is going to survive tumbletown 1 right?
>>221576244Is that not what happened in the book? Tumbleton gets sacked and looted and daeron tries to stop it but no one cares because the competent leaders are dead
>>221576146Maybe the fact that the decoy Daeron was obviously a girl lol
>>221576125yes. rhaenyra had more positive interactions with the smallfolk on her first day than helaena in her entire life. nice job, shes basically a shut in neet austistic femcel that nobody cares about. why would the smallfolk revolt over her death
>>221576244A man's gotta eat
>>221576265>Fake Davos>Fake Reek>>221576281Nah, the Betrayers will kill him.
>>221576265>Fake Quentyn
>>221576289That's racist to ValyriansThey're not all blonde twinks
>>221576312More’s the pity for it.
Reminder that every time the show deviates from the books, it's because the maesters lied in the books.
>>221576244>in the name of king aegon i charge you to rape>in the name of prince aemond i charge you to disrespect women>in the name of ser criston i charge you to slutshame
I'm really just watching for Pinky & the Brain (Aegon & Larys)
>Noted civil rights leader and defender of the poor Rhaenyra Targaryen
>>221576351Same but also Cole ormund and Helaena
can't wait to see what happens to hugh's family next episode.
>>221574214You can't see shit but his teeth in this shot. Wonder why that is.
>>221576365Will it be rape AND burning, or just one each?
>>221576325The maesters made up an entire Alicent son (Maelor?)
someone make a webm of that emma scene where she finds out daeron is fake. the one where she looks from one side to the other and repeats it.such shitty acting omfg
anyone else finding season 3 excellent? thought season 2 was dogshit and season 1 had some good vyserys stuff but wasnt amazingto me this is better than lot of game of thrones considering what little material they have compared to the regular got 4 timeslines at the same time shitdont like what they did to aemond and daemon tho and the whole alicent shit but thats S2 bullshit
>>221576359They stole her little banquet thing from Jaeherys and the water
Maelor is gonna get Bitterbridge’d at kings landing.
>>221576406maelor doesnt exist
>Your grace?>...I'm pooping.>I'll get some cloths.
>>221576419Helaena is pregnant
>No scenes of Corlys struggling with prostate
>being a cupbearer and listening in on small council meetings is demeaning and sexist>learning anything about ruling is boring>living in kings landing is not for meshe had 0 preparation for this, but she deserves the throne because daddy said so!
>We still haven't properly seen Daeron
>>221576447she will die before delivering, the show is moving at an alarming pace.
>Rhaenyra when she actually has to do the job that she begged and pleaded and murdered for
I must be fucking retarded speedwatcher so I’ll ask this at the risk of being made fun of but can someone tell me what’s with aemond/aemon? are they the same person or what
>>221576455this old nigga is sweet as a sugar plum?
>>221576468Even the brothel lady and Hugh's wife got more screentime
>>221576199Thats bullshit headcanon
>>221576490there is aemon in the showaemond is the one eye prince
>DEY HEA?
>>221576208me on right
>>221576511So what’s the verdict?
>>221576490they are the same guy. old aemond =aemon. its an alias. he faked his death at the gods eye battle and joined the night's watch
I am rhaenyraI am a whore
I only watched some parts of the episodeThis shit is so lame... Are they going to skip all the battles?
>>221576400It is better than S2 but not as good as the best of S1, the writing just isn't there and nothing feels remotely memorable so far. If we get even one scene half as good as this I'll be pleasantly surprisedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqRMO5REOFc
What's the purpose of the fake Daeron plot?
>>221575928>high septon, I’m queen rhaenyra>he wasnt alone>you dont get to bring your gods
>>221576371How the turn tides have tabled.
>>221576601>Alicent basically forgot about real Daeron
>>221576601seems to just be used for rhaenicent drama, none of this shit was in the books
>>221576601So the Hightowers still have the real Daeron
>>2215766011) Filler2) to set up Trystane Truefyre (who may be fake Daeron) 3) to make it more surprising when Daeron is revealed to be a Jon Snow-esque hero type Only, as I said, they keep making retarded changes so I genuinely believed them.
>>221576560Aemon is the base form. He travelled back in time and was split into two alternate versions, D-Aemon and Aemon-D.
>>221576457>spends years crying how she just wants to run away>hey rhaenyra, do you want to escape to essos like you always wanted?>wtf no incel
>>221576601to show that ormund is based and daemon is a cringe retard
>>221576597S2 just did way too much fundamental writing damage that cant be fixed in S3, at least its entertaining
>>221576388To make Rhaenyra look worse for killing him.
>>221576634>to set up Trystane TruefyreMake sense considering how much they hate child actors.
>>221576615>My manifest lists me, God of Seven, and none of your dragons
>>221576601To add another “SEE THE GREENS ARE EVIL” scene
i apologize to monke nowd'arcy is completely dogshit at acting
>>221576371I definitely get Corlys being mad at Rhaenyra but holy fuck saying this about Jace who died saving his ass is really shitty. Surely you could phrase it in a way that doesn't mock the guy who just died saving you, your son, your stupid ships and your home?
I think I hate Daemon even more than I hate Rhaenyra. What a pompous asshole, he doesn't even give any solutions, he justs justifies Rhaenyra and acts like an arrogant prick.
>>221576672>well congrats you got the green line extinct, whats the next step of your master plan>exterminating the dragons, WITH NO SURVIVORS
>>221576684Everyone loves Ormund
>>221576696He was right about most things though.
>>221576687They're like two completely different charactersmonke Rhaenyra is far more confident and headstrong than adult Rhaenyra, who is somehow more weepy and indecisive despite going through more hardships
>>221576693He believes his son was murdered by her and his wife died for her, give him some slack
>>221576537we must go deeper
>The warrior himself will revive SunfyreKino
>>221576718Yeah he can insult Rhaenyra all he likes but doing it to Jace at this specific time is just a dick move. Also funny how book Jace was the one who made Rhaenyra legitimize his sons, but then book Corlys also only complained about Rhaenyra and never her sons.
how come daemon only said the first 3 lines when knighting the guys? its not legit this way
>>221576653They will probably age up Aegon III too slightly, after a timeskip and bring back Cregan so they have an engagement bait Ciri & The Witcher esque friendship.
>>221576696Its not arrogance when you are actually something better
>>221576742can you imagine daemon giving a fuck about the lines when they are all faith of the seven based
>>221576601to make bookfags seethe
>>221576733>seven who are goon will revive /ourguy/andal chads... i kneel...
>>221576742The writers thought it would be awkward if he went around repeating the same words over and over
>>221576110The twist could still be good if ormund actually did something that would change the tide of the war with the short amount of time he bought. Sacking tumbleton doesn't change jackshit and he could've done it at any time.
how much weight did olivia gain between the seasons?
>>221576208Chud Green clique make the Blacks shake
>>221576743>They will probably age up Aegon III too slightlyThey have to considering the new actress for the princess is like 12
>>221576733Aegon and Daeron are probably the only real proponents of the seven when it comes to dragonridersso it would make sense
>>221576742There's no way Daemon knows the whole thing.
>>221576767rats didn't eat all the food in the red keep. olivia cooke did
Book Helaena:>I cannot bear the loss of my son, who I condemned to die, I am going to kill myself Show Helaena:>I cannot bear being trapped in a room without fidget toys, headphones and the song from Bendy and the Ink Machine, I am going to kill myself Why do the showrunners think autistics are subhuman?
>>221576775>10 year timeskip out of nowhere
>>221576794Show Helaena and Alicent are locked up in the same room Blood and Cheese happened
>>221576794>Why do the showrunners think autistics are subhuman?They are
>>221576794She didn’t kill herself over Jaehaerys. Maelor was the catalyst
>>221576050
>>221576764It'll be that they come to find him and he didn't buy them enough time, but Daeron will save them with Tessarion and it'll be our introduction of real Daeron (or so I hope but this show keeps doing retarded fanfiction)
>>221576790good one
>>221576795I don't think they are going to do a timeskip but they have to marry aegon and the girl and the tranny writers probably think kids are icky
>>2215761465 years is not that long to change so much your mother won't recognize you.
>>221576815
>>221576733if the leaks are true then the sunfyre reveal scene is going to be based
Come to think of it is Daeron even called the daring here?
>>221576794chicken chicken
>>221576834>She's right. I did say no pickles.
>>221576510it took 100 years for Valyria to conquer Essos
>>221576794imagine being locked in a room with alicent all day long, no wonder shes going to snap
>>221576839Rhaenyra confusingly calls him The Young Dragon (which is the wrong Daeron, who lived 100 years later?)But he hasn't done the thing that makes him Daring yet so...
>>221576400>anyone else finding season 3 excellent?
>>221576218>Moondancer lost to a cripple dragonMoondancer is small as a horse tho and she fucked Sunfyre for good.
>>221576834they both look like they aged 10 years between seasons holy shit
>>221576834love her so much
>>221576400goyim
>>221576815>>221576834during peace time she would be the perfect targ wife, basically a cute retarded sex toy , but shes so fucking useless during a war. not to mention she claimed one of the biggest dragons and basically locked it out of any conflict
>>221576828Trannies are actually REALLY into children
>>221576850Daemon just wants to go on walkabouts In the books it's because he loves Nettles who may have been his daughter In the show he doesn't even mention that his daughters are currently struggling, he just kinda forgot about them I kinda do hope he reconciles with poor Rhaena now because this is just embarrassing It's GoT levels of characters forgetting their relations to each other...
>>221576794The cause of helaena's suicide in the show will be rape
>>221576218obligatorymoondancer was tiny and had no chance to survive that but still managed to kill sunfyre
>>221576900Why are we acting like dreamfyre was used as a war dragon early on
>>221576855fair
>>221576910Sunfyre was legitimately broken still. This is like taking credit for finishing off a soldier who’s crippled
Alicent looks the same as Season 2 to me
>>221576208What's the phenotype called
>>221576937>Sunfyre was legitimately broken stillHe literally wasn't, he was so strong he killed and ate a feral dragon.
>>221576400definitely better than s2 at least so far
>>221576634>Daeron is revealed to be a Jon Snow-esque hero typeBeen a while since I read the book, but isn't he basically the third prong of the warcrimes trident, with Aemon and Daemon? God when you put all 3 of their names so close together it sounds really fucking dumb
How on earth was Bobby B considered a bad king? Compared to literally every other king we have seen, he was godly.
>>221576954>he was so strong he killed and ate a feral dragon.Sunfyre just has that dog in himHe dragged himself to dragonstone to get back to Aegon. He's half blind, one wing almost torn off his body and clawed open all over his body
>>221576984six million in debt
>>221576984I have no idea why you think he is godly, he is literally a shittier vyseris.>>221577006That's a picture of Sunfyre after getting fucked by Moondancer, like I said he was strong enough to kill a feral dragon and fly back to dragonstone before Moondancer.
>>221576937just his breath fucked up moondancer immediatelybecause it was a baby that baela could barely ride
>>221576984bobby was the best king,and the second best his son joffrey the gentle. after them it was downhill and you just know that the worst period in westerosi history is going to be bran the schizo autist and his small council or uneducated peasants + tyrion the drunken coomer
>>221577024>feral dragonGrey Ghost was a vegetarian dragon
>>221577058Feral = wildGrey ghost was a free and feral dragon.
This shit is unbearable, holy shitI miss dunk & egg buddycop adventures
>>221577024This is some massive cope for you defending baela
>>221574214>The Valyrian Freehold couldn't conquer all of Essoss with like 1000 dragons... but we should do it in the middle of a civil war Rhaerhae! We have six dragons!Is Daemon retarded?
>>221577106You're coping pretty hard if you think Sunfyre was a weak dragon when he killed and ate Grey ghost after rooks rest.
>>221577143Yeah he was sorry.
NUNCLE DAEMON <3
>>221577167Hard cope.
>>221577122Reminder that one faceless man could kill 6 dragons
>>221577168Why did she do it bros
>>221577168fDaeron is iclh
>>221577168he would groom her
MYSARIA CAN YOU GET THE DOOOOOOOOOOR
>>221577106baela and moondancer did the most they possibly could have, it's spelled out that moondancer was a very young and vulnerable dragon and just barely could take sunfyre out with it
>>221577168
Rhaneyra going to sleep with Daemon was cute, desu.
>>221577143Objectively weak. A weak crippled bitch I may add
AND YOU AREA WHORE
>>221577168who dis?
>>221577229>Objectively weakMore like objectively wrong!
>>221577240he went a bit too far with that desu
>>221577240Welcome to Team Green, lord Corlys!
>>221577278is it me or is Ormund trying not to laugh
>>221577278>Daeron Targaryen he'll be coming with me
>>221576110Why the fuck would Daemon not figure that out immediately when he told Daeron to get on his dragon and fly to King's Landing and then the dragon killed the kid because that's not the dragon's rider? Don't tell me they just left the dragon behind with an enemy army for no reason, because that absolutely wouldn't make any sense for Daemon to do. I get that the show is trying to say that women lose IQ points when they're on their period, but it's just too much of a stretch for me to believe women's periods make the men around them lose IQ points too.
>>221577240>that moment he realized he had been conned all along by Viserys, Rhanyra and Daemon
Was this episode meant to convince me that Rhaenyra was unfairly dealt a bad hand and she was set up to fail even though she's a heroic champion of the people?Or was this episode meant to convince me Rhaenyra is an anxious mess, very indecisive, unsuited to rule, and losing her sanity? Because nearly everything she did could backfire badly.
>>221577313Tessarion stayed with greens, without real Daeron he would be useless anyways
>The storming of the dragonpitI can't wait for this retarded shitshow>peasants face-tanking dragon fire and winning!it will be glorious
>>221576263>rapehow do you know he doesn't just want to have normal sex with her?
>>221576944Based
>>221577168How old is this semen demon
>>221577313>Yes, I am going to let the prisoner of war fly his close air support aircraft.
>>221577240*smoke detector beeps*
>>221577255Yes you are
>>221577352what's the problem? 4 dragons would tail his ass there is nothing he could do about it
>>221577350>How old is this semen demon
>>221577278How was fake Daron able to sit on "his" dragon?
>>221577240ZAZED KANG
>>221577352Yes? What is he gonna do, attack caraxes and vermithor?
>>221577390she wasntthe hightowers kept the dragon
>>221577390He never did, it's an empty saddle
>>221576693I interpret it more as "I respect bastards more than you, I'm able to say what they are and still want them to inherit, you're a hypocrite for being ashamed of bastards you want to inherit from you".
>>221577420>What is he gonna do, attack caraxes and vermithor?and seasmokeand silverwing
>Gives the poor free food>They still riot and storm the Dragonpit
What do you think George "Helena was beloved by the smallfolk, Rhaenyra was NOT" Martin thought of the scene of Rhaenyra & Mysaria feeding the smallfolk like they're Jesus?
Why are random niggers everywhere
>The queen gave me 1 bread and 2 apples Im never ever gonna riot now.
>>221577441MAN taxes will cause the riots
>>221577441>communism didn't workwow, color me shocked! befuddled, even!
>>221577456>Rhaenyra was NOTThe thing is you're wrong as rhaenyra was loved by the smallfolk until the tax memery.
>>221577465We wuz blacksmiths and noble bastards
>>221576400Season 3 started bad and it keeps getting worse. This last episode has strayed into GoT final seasons territory. Everyone is acting retarded and against their established characters from season 1, and the writers can't get themselves out of any of the decisions they made, so they're just cutting away instead of dealing with the consequences and resolving things as actual living persons would in real life. Take the dinner scene with Corlys. There is no fucking way he just lets her not give him the answer he wants, but they just cut away without her giving any answer. Why? Because they wanted a confrontation later. That's the only reason, even though it makes no actual sense for that to happen. The characters just don't exist when the cameras aren't on, and everything that happens now only happens because the writers decide they want it to happen that way. There's no logical progression. There's no cause and effect. It's just a series of shots with actors reading nonsensical lines to make the story go where they want it to go.
If I was rhaenyra I would simply make out with Helaena while Alicent eats my ass out
>>221577476>give people some handouts that they can eat for maybe a week>nice, i have the dirty peasants' support locked inyeah shes a western style "communist" lol
>>221577456We already know what he thought>This is no longer my story
>>221577456All we needed was one scene in season 2 where Helaena was being nice with random civilians. Just one.
how hard could it possibly be to hire/train new ratcatchers
Ormund dies in the final episode of the season saving Alicent's life btw.
>>221577465many westerosi women take girls trips to the summer isles and then 9 months later they surprise their husbands with a dark skinned baby, its a miracle of the seven, praise the mother!
>"Rhaenyra has the dragons">shot of dragon burning people alive>"She has the kingdom">a royal procession marches through king's landing>"She has the loyalty">nobles kneel before her>"But she's about to find out...">jester comes running into court interrupting her address>"that running a kingdom...">Rhaenyra raises her eyebrow>"isn't as easy as she thought">jester: "my queen, there's no gold!">everyone gasps>stable boy: "What are we gonna do!">grandmeister: "EVERYONE PANIC!">crowd of people start screaming and running through the halls>"THIS SUMMER">Rhaenyra in overalls picking vegetables from a field>"Rhaenyra Targaryan...">Rhaenyra wipes some sweat off her forehead as a mexican farmer flips her a single coin>"is going back to her roots">Rhaenyra tumbles down a hill covered in grass as the other farmers laugh>"But can she make enough to save her kingdom?">she looks up at a poster for a farming competition with a grand prize of 1 million coin>"find out in Dragon Roots! Rated pg-13"
>>221576595Rhaenyra will have a girlboss moment burning a town next episode, because they want it to be like when Dany burned King's Landing, because they still think that was cool.>>221576601It's literally just to waste time. That is the only reason to do that. I don't even believe anyone was actually fooled in the audience.
>>221577562>saving Alicent's lifeTragicShe deserves her head on a spike
>>221577576Is she going to burn tumbleton?
>>221576400Way better than season 2 (which was as bad as Season 8 GOT), but season 3 in itself still has to pay for the sins and butterflies of season 2, so it isnt great.Season 1 was good until the green council episode, which was season 8 GOT level of stupid.
>>221577388matt's haircut in S1 was the best. he looks like a retard now
>>221577576>Rhaenyra will have a girlboss moment burning a town next episodYou're tripping if you think she is going to burn the town, the ghost of lucerys will lock her in the throne room while the other dragonriders fuck tumbleton.>>221577603For some reason the writers are changing the brutal sack of tumbleton which is weird because they hate the greens.
>>221576601To make the average football american that the writers are so smart for that plot twist, even though it requires Daemon to be completely fucking retarded and leave a mini nuke with the hightower army
>>221577441>give gibs to a few hundred people for the photoshoot>millions literally starving
>>221577546>just train more rathcatchers
>>221577425It just doesn't come across that way.
>>221577546Do you think its easy? To find men able to fulfill such an important and noble role as the RATCATCHER?
>the rat and ratcatcher shit keeps affecting the story even seasons later>Blood & Cheese only took an episode to be forgotten
>>221577546How can you train new ratcatchers when every master of the trade was hanged?
>>221577546well someone presumably did if they caught all those rats to be cooked
What creative choices would D&D have taken differently than Condal and Hess if they were HOTD showrunners?
>>221577546Why don't they bring 200 cats like in the book?
>>221577441What's Mia up to today?
>>221577675honestly the ratcatcher thing has somehow looped back to funnyrhaenyra getting spooked by rats everywhere was nice
>I'm taking Daeron hostage. I am also taking his Dragon, Daeron go and mount him and join us, I will escort you back to King's Landing to the Dragon Pit. Meanwhile, Ulf and Hugh, you will stay with the Hightower army and escort them back to Oldtown and ensure that they stay there under threat of dragonfire if they disobey. There, solved this shitty show.
>>221577682Can you train a minidragon to catch/fry rats on the go?
>>221577696can't be bothered filming with cats or spending cgi money on it
>>221577699she does boring OF stuff
>>221577546who is going to train them?
Her children ARE CRACKASand she is... a hooah
>>221577336Sure, rather than get all the dragons under our control that we can, let's leave a living WMD with our foes. That way after we kill the rider like I want to do and continually advocate for, that dragon is still out there and another rider can claim it and use it against us.>>221577352Daemon isn't as dumb as you. But apparently, the writers are.
>>221577546Literally just get cats
>>221577696>200 cats10 cats would solve the rat problem in the fucking citadel, let alone red keep.
>>221576972Daeron's warcrimes were actually justified... although the show doesnt depict what justified it so...
>>221577675babes get killed all the time its no big deal but ratcatchers are the most noble of the smallfolk belowed by everyone. if helaena had to chose between her son (or "the boy" as she calls him) and the ratcatchers guess who she'd chose
>>221577570kek
>>221577753slaughtering an entire town for what a few people did that weren't even in it isn't justified
>>221577753Maybe he'll get angry Helaena died? Although he probably doesn't know her
>>221576244>>221576328>the many-faced chud
>>221577736>literally white painted fake dreadswtf were they thinking...
>>221577690D&D would have leaned into Blood and Cheese rather than sweep it under the rug.
Preston Jacobs has high body count
>>221577782My king...
I miss the original GoT.
How would you solve the rat problem?
>>221577603The one guy's wife is there, and she needs to die, and he needs to blame her for it. So yeah. I think she's going to burn Tumbleton, and I think the writers want that for her because they yaass queened when Dany did it.
>>221577546ratcatchers require decades of training, when Aegon the chud killed all of the ratcatcher grandmasters, the secret was lost like Valyrian Steel
>>221577811There was one Targaryen king who sired no heirs because he could only bust on toes.
>>221577815Command the nobles to catch them and eat them
>>221577771The show seems to be adding Dalton Greyjoy and his men atrocities to Daeron.
>>221576872did her hairline kill itself or what. its so distracting
>>221577846What do you mean? The tumbleton sack and the lannister port sack are two different events.
>>221577690You would've seen most of the tits and assess of the actresses by now.
>>221577862Exactly what I mean. Like the showrunners giving the Maelor story to Joffrey or Nettles to Rhaena.
>>221577786D&D at least understood the books and what the audience liked about them. Imagine the HOTD version of the Red Wedding>it was actually a terrible misunderstanding between Bolton, Frey, and Tywin and it wasn't supposed to happen
>>221577705There's no reason at all not to burn the Hightower army. And that's exactly what Daemon would have done the moment the deception was discovered by doing the obvious thing you suggested at the start.
>>221577603>>221577830Blacks will burn it, and Rhaenyra will somehow be morally absolved of it, I am sure.
>>221577240>>221577283Who will he rape?
>>221577333>lmao women have periods and are terrible rulersweird message but ok
>>221577751Wait, is that way Arya is chasing cats around the Red Keep in GoT? All the ratcatchers were killed and nobody ever replaced them?
MAKE WAY FOR THE MOST BASED MAN IN THE SHOW SO FAR
Why is Alicent shocked that Rhaenyra wants to kills her sons when that was the terms of her stupid deal last season and she thought she was sending Aemond to his death last episode? Makes it more obvious that those first two episode were cut from season 2 and writers tried to retcon Alicent setting up her sons to die after the whole thing was rightfully called out as retarded.
>>221577917Otto replaced them with cats
THE RATRAPERS
>>221577871HotD is missing something. It just seems off to me. Ormund, Manderly, and Corlys saved episode 3. The dependable Daemon has not been the same since S1. Something is off.
>your son jacerys lived and DIED a BASTARDholy kek the way he says it with such venom, fucking based
>>221577939We must rape
>>221577941damn rohanne webber looks like that?
>>221577933I don’t think she’s surprised she’s a little irritated she has to keep talking about it
>>221577690More rape, less attempted rape. They still wouldn't know how to write anything once George walked away, but they'd still probably not shove in pointless "being a girl is hard, waaah" stuff in there.
>>221577952Ser Criston has raped...
>>221577967And who... has Ser Criston Cole raped?
>>221577913The real message I'm getting from this is that women shouldn't be writers.
>>221577690D&D would create dumb shlock but I guarantee you they would not make the show into some bizarre pseudo lesbian Handmaiden's Tale nonsense.
>>221577950she could had retorded >and YOUR son was a literal cuck FAGGOT, you absolute worthless absent father NIGGER
I can't believe Rhaenyra wouldn't just say>I guarantee I will legitimize your bastards in a few fortnights when I have more stable footing and Aemond is defeated. I can't legitimize as one of my first acts given the accusations against Joffrey and the need to demonstrate his legitimacy, but I promise it will happen.
>>221577975Himself. Brilliant.
>>221577983>yes I'm a whore mother of bastidsI don't think that's a good own bro
>FUCK, I'm FUCKING BLEEDING. I'm seriously FUCKING bleeding on my first FUCKING day of FUCKING court as the FUCKING queen what the FUCK is this FUCKING bullshit!Typical medieval dialogue, yes.
>>221577921The complete lack of story between the faith of the seven and the Targaryens is a serious missed opportunity. That tension should always be there, and a major part of this show. But they've included none of it until this point.
>>221577993fortnite wasn't invented unc
>>221577993She basically did say that but Corlys realized the obvious lie.
>>221578000How many medieval queens have you listened to, milord?
>>2215780212
its actually funny how everyone is trying to guess what the fuck helaena is going to kill herself over since shes not sad about her son or her husband or brother or otto. we are 3 episodes in and shes going to die this season. theres a shot of her crying, but over what? that she cant see her daughter?
>>221577456>the scene of Rhaenyra & Mysaria feeding the smallfolk like they're Trumpftfy it had literally the same energy
>>221577993Words are wind
>>221578019Rhaenyra said "maybe one day". That is very different from what I said.
Isn't Rhaenyra supposed to get fat pretty soon canonwise?Wonder how/If they're going to pull that off
>>221578027It's pretty fucking obvious anon a man will push her down because man bad.
>>221578027given the quality of the writing and how all over the place it is, she's probably gonna get warged by the nights king or some shit
>>221577993She did say that. Corlys is just sick of her shit because he gave his wife, his kids, his house, his ships, his wealth all for her cause and still has to grovel at her feet just for basic stuff.
>>221577827 Yes. At the time of the Dance, the Targs had only been in Westeros a couple generations and already Rhaenyra waa able to find several dragonriders by just asking around. By the time of GOT, half the damn continent probably has some Targ blood.
Why did they feel the need to rob Otto of the idea of putting cats in the red keep to deal with the rats?>>221578027Maybe Dreamfyre dying in the storming of the dragonpits will be the final straw
>>221578052They did it easily enough with Alicent and Helaena.
>>221576199>free cities. these niggas dealt with dragons larger than balerion.no, no city from essos could defend itself from an adult dragon, even the most powerful cities just pay off conventional armies to keep them away as they cannot fight them, And these are just soldiers.there are not superman siege ballistae with satellite targetting
>>221578052shes going to stress eat. i hope they put her in a fat suit with massive tits and a sexy belly hanging out
>>221577993That is what she said, and it's still retarded. She should be jumping at the chance to solidify Corlys' loyalty, and one of her fucking dragonriders, no less! It's a political problem for any of her dragonriders to be commoners. Saying "oopsie, they're actually just legitimate nobles after all, and part of one of the most loyal houses to me" is a good thing politically, not a bad thing. Him telling her about his sons was the best news she could have gotten, and she should have legitimized them right there at the table. She should have been the one to suggest it. But she's just a stupid cunt whose problems are all her own making.
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>>221578065See >>221578048
>>221578027>Kill herselfUmm, no. S*icide is not something for entertainment. She will fake her death and go to Essos.
>>221578086nigga how are they fat? they look just like last season>>221578094based
>>221576199the noble quarters and palaces of the rulers would be burnt and just the threat of this would make them comply to any demands.
>>221578027Unwin peake will push her to her death to try and get Aegon to remarry his daughter: their letting jaehaera live and giving her death to Harlaena
>>221578060>she's probably gonna get warged by someone
>looks at Ulf>"I name you Ulf THE WHITE">looks at the black guy>"uhh.."i laughed
>>221578100See >>221578048
>>221578046Imagine if the writers had Corlys say that as his reply lmaooooooooo
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>>221578102lol this, even daemon called her out on it
>>221578048>>221578105She literally says "at this time i cant legitimize anyone beacuse my position is weak." then Corlys realizes she will never legitimize anyone. At that point a promise of solid date would not have worked.
>>221577993That's what she said. But it isn't enough for Corlys because his house sacrificed a ton of Rhanyrea, and they are still at war and he is old. He knows he could die at anytime without a legit heir and his house would collapse. And also, Viserys had made him unkept promises. Him wanting his payment up front is totally fair. And Rhaenyra denying him was retarded. >B-b-but she needs her own son to be seen as legitThere is a big ass civil war being fought with this as one of the forefront issues. Everyone on her side has already made piece with her being slut. And everyone on the opposite side already knows she is a slut. Denying Corlys changes nothing except loses her her most important ally.
>>221578083>Why did they feel the need to rob Otto of the idea of putting cats in the red keep to deal with the rats?Because that would go with the canon and tie the show to the early seasons of GoT, where cats in the keep are a plot poin, and Hess is a hack who doesn't care about anything other than her self insert lesbian OCs
>>221578100>It's a political problem for any of her dragonriders to be commoners.I wish they had drummed this harderI wish they had given Jace like one more scene after the dragonseeds were chosen where he tried to spelled it out to his mom how dangerous this was and how they need to promise them castles if not bind the dragonseeds through marriage, but she was like "no let's talk about this later" and then he went to die at the gullet
>>221578196There will be continuity, but it'll be a woman's brilliant idea to bring in the pussies into the red keep and not a stinking m*id's.
>>221578111 Lmao are you blind? They look like they gained 10 years and 20lbs between seasons. Both actresses probably started SSRIs.
>>221577833who ?
>>221578102You know Trump actually loves McDonalds, and eats it all the time. That may have been a photo op with some vetted supporters but it was still authentic enthusiasm on his part and it was politically very smart. Rhaenyra is only doing this because she wants some Septon to give her his blessing and the stupid White Worm told communism works and she's politically retarded and pissed off the people she actually needs support from.
She isn't any better than ruling than Aegon was. And that's embarrassing, considering Aegon is a manchild who existed only to party and have a good time.
>>221578241>>221578241
>We'll take the prince but you can keep his dragon. It's actually kinda weird he wants to stay with you instead of following his riderIs Daemon retarded?
>>221578234Aegon showed legitimate concern and care for the little people coming to speak to him. His ideas were stupid and inexperienced, but he at least cared. Rhaenyra was just annoyed and stressed out like any woman with responsibilities, and she made no decisions at all.
>>221578192>>221578194Saying>My son is a bastard, so maybe I will legitimize your bastards some day, maybe not, lolis different from strongly, sincerely, and forcefully promising to do it in a few weeks. If you can't see that, I don't know what to say.>then Corlys realizes she will never legitimize anyone. At that point a promise of solid date would not have worked.Even if that were true, then she should have started with what I said.
>>221578234the difference is she wants to rule and do everything by herself. aegon would have been a bobby b style king with otto alicent and others ruling in his name. shes worse because shes shit at it but insists on doing it
>>221578261No, Daemon is not retarded. The writers just are making him that way now.
>>221578234Aegon was good at ruling. The one scene where he kept court, he made good decisions and sought to please the smallfolk while Otto kept trying to undo everything. Aegon also wanted to go right at Rhaeynra from the start, when she was weak and Daemon was away and Otto and Alicent talked him down. And then the Blacks gained a bunch of supporters, found more Dragonriders, and blockaded Kings Landing, fucking the Greens up. If they went with Aegons plan, the Greens would won on week 1.
>>221576696>one of the greatest warriors alive>dragonrider>king titled as rogue prince>demigod with magic bloodDamn hes like arrogant and stuff
>>221578069>aegon IV had more than 900 womenbros...
>>221578226me lol
It's still insane they waited so long before fully revealing Daeron the Daring
>>221577811I don't really like Dany but I would still suck her toes
>>221577736this guy was too based for this show
>>221578125whoa just take my money, condall!!
>>221578228>serf and castle economy>communismu gotta watch couple more youtube politics videos chud
>>221578065>has to grovel at her feet just for basic stuff.If she has nice feet id grovel at them gladly and im Green
>>221578604Her advice was literally to steal from the wealthy and redistribute it. And then Rhaenyra did exactly that. And funnily enough, just like in real life communism, the wealthy don't actually have enough to keep everyone else fed more than a day.If this was "serf and castle economy", this dumb shit wouldn't be happening.
>>221578102It worked with Trump because he wasn't pretending to be some gay retarded John Everyman, he was still being Trump. Emma was being a gay performative liberal. Literally not the same thing at all, fag.
you fookin accuser.accuser of the brethren
>>221577240whore: and you're a filthy niggeryan.
>>221577465because jews
>>221577736ahem ..... nigger.
>>221577546who would want to be a ratcatcher in a place where the previous ones were all killed?
