PRAISE THE SEVEN editionPrevious >>221581237
>>221583634I need her!
>>221583616
>BEHOLD ME NOW
>I got raped at the house of the dragon and all I got was this lousy rat
>>221583655Can't wait for him to summon the avatar of the Warrior to slay S*rax
>>221583634cute girl!
We've heard a lot of complaining about Rhaenyra's rule from the thread's resident armchair experts, so let's hear your plans then.You are Rhaenyra Targaryen and you have just taken the Iron Throne. What do you do to keep it?
>When the dragons come, your flesh will burn and blister and turn to ash. Your wives will dance in gowns of fire, shrieking as they burn, lewd and naked underneath the flames. And you shall see your little children weeping, weeping till their eyes do melt and slide like jelly down their faces, till their pink flesh falls black and crackling from their bones. The Stranger comes, he comes, he comes, to scourge us for our sins. Prayers cannot stay his wroth, no more than tears can quench the flame of dragons. Only blood can do that. Your blood, my blood, their blood. There the demons dwell, up there. Fire and blood, blood and fire. This is their city. If you would make it yours, first you must destroy them. If you would cleanse yourself of sin, first must you bathe in dragon’s blood. For only blood can quench the fires of hell.
>>221583655>princess rhaenyra, I'm the faith of the seven
>>221583653>her
Okay since it came up in the last thread, where would you go and who would you serve, if you were some random commoner who suddenly had a big dragon?
>>221583680if I'm princess rhaenyra why would I take the throne? It belongs to Aegon
>>221583696What are the chances that you get murdered by a Faceless Man?
>>221583699Return them shaved or unshaved?
>>221583655It's really weird how she doesn't bow, call him by his title, or show him any sort of reverence before groveling for an anointing.Have these writers never opened a history book?
>>221583656I WATCH FOR THE TRUE KINGhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7l1xKLQL0hI
>Mr. Septon, I've had a prophetic dream about a literal heathen demonspawn creatures you have to crown me right now.
is the field of rat catching so complicated that they couldn't have found someone who knew how to set and place traps and later pick them up? I mean even if you don't know the whole layout it'd be better than nothing.Seems pretty straightforward desu and I'm sure some poor guys who otherwise dig shit trenches or something would appreciate the change of scenery
>>221583729Claiming to have visions sounds like dark magic to me.
>>221583680Before I go into the city, I demand that my allies such as Tully and Strongs give me a tribute of food and gold as fast as possible. When I enter the city and take the throne, I make contact with the high lords of King's Landing and give them royal rewards in exchange for money and some food from their stores. I instantly legitimize Corlys bastards and do anything the man asks. I offer up the burned remains of a white-haired man to the septon and say it's Aegon, and then proceed with the coronation. I take my dragons and send them all at the same time to Harrenhall where we find Vhagar and beat her 6v1.
>>221583755Time to call the High Septon's exorcist
>>221583721They take their knowledge of the church from reddit
>>221583680Divorce Daemon (just ask the septon to say it doesn't count because it was done in Valyrian ceremony) and marry Daeron to make peace with the Hightowers.Get food from the Reach, have the Redwyne fleet escort the trade. Sentence all Ironborn to death.
>>221583746Aegon also had all the traps destroyed.
>>221583680I would know my place as a woman and relinquish the crown to Aegon
>>221583680I don't threaten the nobility with rats, for startersI ask them to release a tribute in grain as fair compensation for supporting Aegon, achieving the same result without making enemies by accusing them of being thieves when I myself started the food shortage.
>The rape, Sansa, it was beautiful
>>221583695Her
>>221583821Haelena should say this to Alicent
>>221583711I don't know much about the book lore or fan theories, that's why I'm asking where the best place to go is if you have a dragon and don't want anything to do with the Iron Throne bullshit.
>>221583680I would rape them. All.
>>221583724>This is supposed to happen in TumbletonSo it's confirmed that he links up with lil bro Daeron
>he is fake and you have no use for him>can I keep him?
>>221583656>>221583655I root for both the faithful mob of dragonslayers and good king Aegon II because I’m complex like that. May all blacks die of gonorrhea and rot in seven hells however
>>221583841I strongly suspect if you went to Essos and started making moves there you'd be murdered by the anti Valyrian Bravosi
>when the throne your daddy promised you comes with responsibilities
>>221583846Welcome to the greens, patriot
>>221583655>I am King's Landing, and you, Septon, will give me the kiss of peace
>next episode will feature all the hightower targs>one episode will be entirely focused on Aegoneating good
>>221583882Already discussed. See >>221395857
>>221583846>Anon asked what they would do in rhaenyras position>Rape them all anon said, rape them all>rape them in their homes, rape them in their beds
Uh oh the feminists are finally noticing what anons have been talking about
What this episode shows is that there is a very good reason why the Red Keep needs a working administration and council. Viserys was inept but he could deal with all the petitions and requests because he delegated it to his Hand and his advisors and his supporters, so he was never forced to deal with too much at once. Rhaenyra in the latest episode is showing us what happens when a brat fires everyone around her and tries to rawdog every obligation at once without a functioning political administration on her side.In other words, Rhaenyra is big dumbo who thought ruling is so easy you can do it completely on your own.
>>221583895It's incredible how much more interesting the greens areMeanwhile black focused episodes feel like cock and ball torture
>>221583746Aegon was killing all the new rat catchers too
>>221583924>By what right can a wolf rape a lion>By what right
>>221583855>him
>>221583924>Tell me, if your precious renly asked you to go rape your own father, and stand by as thousands of people got raped, would you have done it? Would you have kept your chastity then?>By what right does the nigger judge the epstein.
>>2215836961. Fly to Lys and go to the brothel with Naathi girls2. Sex3. Fly to Summer Islands4. Sex5. Fly to Dragonstone6. Eat Rhaenyra7. Fly to KL8. Tell Aegon I ate Rhaenyra for him9. Tell him I can tame dragons because I am Viserys' secret son or whatever therefore family10. Sex
with how much rape the Greens are doing, i'm expecting Ormund to rape Hugh's wife and Aegon to try raping Sunfyre
>>221583935It's because the Greens don't have to be infallible PR-approved good guys so they get to be fun
>>221583898nobody cares, faggot
>>221583934>and tries to rawdogBased and rapepilled
>>221583948Faeron is a boy in universe, Ormund knows this is the first (and only) thing Daemon will check.
>squeak squeak
thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPU2dvx57Vk
>>221583966>Aegon to try raping SunfyreIt was in the fake leak where Aegon and Larys were enslaved by troon pirate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDKUKqeLIVU
I’ll always stay loyal to the one true queen. Fuck all these niggas ready to betray her.
the burning millwhatever happened there
>>221584032that's a man
>Rhaenyra's period blood gets on the Iron Throne>Chud Greens make up a lie that she bled because the swords cut her
>>221583696I'd probably want to go down in history so i'd go for a high scoreMaybe marry some prostitute from Lys beforehand to have some fun
Somewhere down the line in the future, someone will make an edit of HOTD that removes all the feminine nonsense and turns it into a 10 episode war story about the male characters answering the call to war.
>>221583876>Don't let yourself get attached to any essos bad pussy you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the bravosi heat around the corner
So was Ser Ulf trying to weasel his way to being a dragon rider by taking the Targ name during his knighting?
>>221583964>who the fuck is that guy
>>221584032>yes I brought a whole entire cart of food for all of King's Landing to share! Enjoy smallfolk!
>>221584077Honestly, he already has the dragon, either they kill him or they have to make him "part of the family" in some wayYou can't just give him a castle and hope all of his descendants behave while also having dragons
>>221584097What is this, a meal for rats?
>>221584069obligatory monster edit>>221584097population of 500k btw
based Manderly calling out Rhaenyra for hollow virtue signaling
What are dragons eating with the food shortage? Especially senile Vaghar must eat a lot
>>221584057>Rhaenyra's period blood gets on the Iron Throne>Everyone is disgusted and they have to replace it with the spare they have in the basementftfy
>>221583656RIGHT AWAY MY LIEGE!
>>221584097>I made an enemy of the nobility but I got a whole 3 days worth of food!
>>221583634she looks a lot like the sister of my ex-gf. Who I had a crush on from the first moment I saw her. Only difference being that she had black and dark red hair and heavy eye-makeup
>>221584077Probably not, just assumed that he'd be made part of the main branch
>>221583696I'm sticking with Volantis. There's bound to be some ultra Valyriaboo noble there who'd be happy to bring dragonrider blood into the family. The important part is that you make yourself useful being alive so they don't just stab you to death.Summer Isles is probably the safest option tho.>>221584077Ulf thought that being a dragonrider proves he's descended from Targs, so he figured being legitimized meant being a Targ.
Aegon is carrying this entire fucking show
>Your Grace, it is regarding your son, Aegon. He was witnessed in the Red Keep... hanging ratcatchers. Now the city is teeming with rats, and by all accounts, it seems that they are... cheesed to meet us.
>>221583966Leaks say Ormund orders some soldier to try to rape Hugh's wife and then has him arrested in the act so he can make Hugh turn Green, he also makes Daeron execute the soldier
>>221584097why didnt Retardnyra preform multiplication miracle? Does she actually hate smallfolk?
>>221584010Ser Criston Cole, the Postmaker
>>221584145He's not even in it besides like 1 minute in season 3, he carries by mere virtue of existing
>>221583696Westerlands, Lannisters probably. They'd probably pay a shit ton to get dragonrider blood in their familyif not that, then somewhere in Essos
>>221584153How would they known who his wife is?Why would that make him switch sides?
>>221584145he carried the first half of S2, but he's been mostly out of commission since thenhe will carry S4 though
Can't believe they had the striking imagery of Daemon literally whispering into Rhaenyra's ear all sinister to kill Otto and Otto didn't even comment on it.
>>221584144>Summer Isles is probably the safest option tho.Aren't Naath all pacifists?
>>221583696Would go full Aerea
>>221583656MY KING
Can you move to the Summer Islands if you're a white chud
>>221584195Yes, but I prefer not dying by leaking blood from all my holes due to super butterfly aids
>>221583696Yi Ti
>bro why is corlys crashing out if he was loyal to rhaenyrado retards not understand that he's a widowed 70 year old man without an heir, no brother anymore, his crib is on fire and his fleet is destroyed
>>221584198if Aerea was raped by firewyrms, does that make them honorary Greens?
>>221583924I don't think he expected his erection to die, he meant to... rise again
>its a Rhaenyra has to be hearing complaints on her period episodeare you fucking kidding me
>>221583930>give feminists what they want >it’s shit >public opinion is negative enough to get through to their herd animal instincts so instead of defending the show like they want to they just say it’s not real feminism
>>221584194Forcing Rahenyra to appear as a crying woman stuggling to keep her mucus in, as she hacks at Otto, HAS to be a ploy from Daemon to delegitimize herThat didn't look regal at all
>>221583696i would immediately fly off to free cities and join/take over some free company.Fuck westeros.
it's gross that women will just walk around trying to be normal while their cunts stream out blood and they just pretend it's normalstay home or something
>>221584212I forgot about the aids butterflies lmao
>>221584175Ask Hess and Condom but that leak was 100% true until now and the only one that wasn't fake.
>>221584229>it's gross that women will just walk around trying to be normal while their cunts stream out blood and they just pretend it's normal>stay home or something
>>221583696Real niggers say Sothoryos and go full Heart of Darkness while laying waste to everything
>>221584153RAPEKino!
>>221584217Aerea was the original Green, she took Balerion and told Jaehaerys to fuck off after being robbed of her crown.
>>221584222I think the most simple way to put it is that liberal/feminist women want more Cersei and Catelyn and less Rhaenyra and Alicent
>>221584153KekThey are fucking OBSESSED with green side rape
Rhaenyra's actress (they/them) is the cutest girl in all GRRM adaptations.Also one of my dad's nurses looks a lot like her.
>>221584175Hightowers are anti-rape in general, as seen by Alicent taking the rape victim Criston under her wings, her cool brother standing up for the raped woman, etc. He will be impressed because Daemon (not Rhaenyra though) will be ready to destroy all of Tumbleton for the win while Ormund the "protector of women" is sacrificing men to protect women while under siege.
>>221583680General amnesty to any lords and ladies who swore allegiance to, or supported the Greens but didn't take up arms against any of my forces, but figure out which of the minor houses in each kingdom have the most men, and take their firstborn sons into fosterage and treat them well. This neuters the major houses because if they ever call their banners against me in the future, their most important minor lords under them will be reluctant, and it's also an implied threat to the major houses that I might depose them and use a new favored minor house in their kingdom to do it. The major houses that supported me all get important titles, serve on the council, and I do whatever else I can do to reward them. As soon as Corlys informs me of his sons, I immediately without prompting suggest legitimizing them, especially since one is a dragon rider and it's politically very beneficial that my dragon riders aren't commoners but actually from noble houses. The other two dragon riders get lordships, and some edited family history so that everyone in the future thinks they were always from important families.Any lords who took up arms against me, put their entire families to death, seize their money, and move the strongest underling family into their castle and lands but require a tribute from them for a period of years to show their gratitude for being lifted up and their continuing loyalty. Give the little people in the Crownlands fuck all. They simply do not matter. But in a few months when trade has normalized the surviving peasants will be happy enough. They have short memories and everything can be blamed on Aegon anyway.I'd try to make nice with the dragonkeepers and septons.
>>221584321>Also one of my dad's nurses looks a lot like her.let's hope she's better at her job than rhaenyra is
>>221583656chadgon
>>221584321counterpoint
>>221584321tbdesu I don't get the hate for the actor. It is painfully clear that she lowers her voice in civilian life, and the voice she uses in Rhaenyra's role is her true voice.
>>221583826>>221583634tits status?
When did GoTubers become so cucked? Watched a Glidus and Alt Shift X video on the latest episodes of Hotd since they popped up in my feed and they couldn't keep Condals dick out of their mouth making excuses for all the dumb shit in the show.
>>221584321She is way too fucking cute.
>>221583634>>221584356(me)she doesn't seem to be on T yet. is she doing it for the attention like Emma D'Arcy?
>>221584369Glidus is a fag so you have to take his opinions with a grain of saltAlt is a people pleaser
>>221584351Was Daemon gay or something?
>>221584369They want to "own the chuds". I recall one, I don't remember which one, was saying chuds (specifically) would be angry because the Fossoway guy was cuckolded, like somehow marital fidelity is for chuds only.
>>221584321she looks like hunter schafer
>>221584297I’d say they mostly want dany, minus the consequences
>>221584321>is the cutest girl in all GRRM adaptations.Not even close
>>221584369>Watched a Glidus and Alt Shift X videoThey are HBO shills. They receive episodes early so they can watch in advance and start making their videos earlier, so they can release their slop first and have the highest viewership. They have a vested interest in shilling the show. Stop watching them.
>>221583634I don't get it. How did Daemon not realize this was just some random girl instead of his nephew. Did he not perform a standard penis inspection?
>a prostitute character>dark hair and eastern european or asian accentwhat did they mean by this? Are all orientals whores to DnD and GRM and HotD showrunners?
>>221584321
>>221584369They sold out. They got a special deal with HBO to get to see episodes early, and suddenly they love and praise everything about them!
>>221583886>Greens>Actually Yellows
>>221584369They get early access to episodes and there's some sort of money shenanigans there, so they're heavily incentivised to glaze it. I don't think either of them have given meaningful criticism in a long time, they just talk a lot.
>>221584425Nell Tigerfree is my one true queen(she looks somewhat finnish)
>>221584144is there a targ bastard name like snow rivers waters
BEHOLD ME NOWI AM AEGON TARGARYEN, SECOND OF HIS NAMEI AM VISERYS TRUE HEIR, SIXTH KING OF THE ANDALS, AND THE RHOYNAR, AND THE FIRST MEN!I WAS ANOINTED BY THE HIGH SEPTON, IN THE LIGHT OF THE SEVEN, AND IT IS IN THEIR NAME THAT I STAND BEFORE YOU NOW.STRIKE ME DOWN!AND THE STRANGED HIMSELF WILL TAKE RETRIBUTIONTHE WARRIOR'S SWORD WILL BE JUDGEMENT UPON YOUYES.... YES!YOU MAY WELL DRAW BACK, FOR NOW YOU SEE ME AS I TRULY AM.DREADFUL IN VENGEANCE, RIGHTEUS... AND GLORIOUS!
>>221584429>they got to have a private dinner with GRRM where he told them the planned ending and other shit coming up ITS NOT FAIR
>>221584425The first one was better
>>221583655>quickly, we need tension, suddenly introduce the faith and remind everyone religion exists in this universe
>>221584215
>>221584369I saw what Glidus looked like irl and it all made senseOtherwise I think they're deliberately going easy on the show as opposed to shitting because, despite the writing being easily GOT S7/8 tier retarded, making content about the show is part of their livelihoods so they want to keep being mostly positive about it no matter what. >>221584408>I don't remember which one, was saying chuds (specifically) would be angry because the Fossoway guy was cuckolded, like somehow marital fidelity is for chuds only.That was RedTeamReview, and yeah what he said was overblown.
>>221584369When I say Glidus justifying the rape scene I peaced outNot worth listening to them anymore if they don't care to be critical of anything anymore.
>>221584450Bastard names come from the region you're from, not your family.Waters is the Crownland bastard name so most targ bastards are Waters.
>>221584450It's enough to not carry a royal Targ name, no need mark the bastards with a specific name
>>221584425She's ridiculously beautiful when dressed up in mediaeval cosplay. You can just imagine knights bashing each other in the head with maces for her.
>>221584425>bonged
>>221584484>That was RedTeamReview, and yeah what he said was overblown.Don’t back step step now , we all saw that fag frothing at the mouth for an own the chuds moment. It exposed him as a retard and he lost all his aura
>>221584450ulf dragons
I'M CLAIMING THE THREAD
>>221584215Yeah that more then anything showed me how retarded some fans are? That nigga has lost pretty much everything for her cause besides his granddaughters and when he wants something in return Rhaenyra doesn't give him it.
ulfniggas.... I can't wait to betray this fucking bitch
>>221584558If Simon had a peas for every time a dragon rider barged into the room where he has supper claiming his castle he'd have two peas, which isn't a lot but its weird that it happened twice.
Friendly reminder that Deaeron left the capital when he was 5 years old and is now 14. Since he and Alicent grew up without seeing each other during his formative years, the Westermarck effect didn't happen. After years of not seeing each other both Daeron and Alicent will 100% have Genetic Sexual Attraction
>>221584602reddit begets reddit
>>221584602if simon had a virile young man for every time a dragon rider barged in, he would have a prolapsed anus
>>221584558Why did Aemond storm the castle alone???
>>221584391i don't remember this scene from revenge of the sith
>>22158436910 years ago shitting on the show was acceptable, if not encouraged. But now all these youtubers have to be on their best behavior if they want to continue getting flown out by HBO to premieres and get the episodes sent to them in advance. They're all in their back pockets. And despite Preston having issues he's still not backing down on his nitpicks in his reviews or explaining the total lack of logic in scenes (or how it seems like every episode is written in a vacuum without consideration of what the other writers are doing for their episodes), and that's why he doesn't get advanced episodes. Even Carmine has a willingness to criticize the show and its overly positive critics when necessary, but he still toes the line to stay in the good graces of HBO. But frankly youtube is just a polarized scene where nuance is punished by the algorithm. You either have to be a full on lover and every episode has to be a 10/10 best episode ever or a fullblown hater where every episode is worse than the next. Being able to say shit like "The ratcatchers is the best acted scene in the entire series, but it's also the most retarded and illogical scene because a dozen ratcatchers is pennies compared to the hundreds Rhaenys killed weeks earlier" is not allowed on youtube.
>>221584587ULF! ULF! ULF!
>>221584558>gets stabbed to death by a butter knife
>>221584634If nuncle can do it, so can he
>>221584321I like evil women
>>221584032Nice and all, but what exactly is her tax policy?
how can lefties support rhaenyra when she's gone out of her way to literally breed out and destroy the only noble black people in westeros
Doesn't this show have a higher if not similar budget to the last seasons of GoT? Why the last fuck are they offscreening most major battles?
>>221584625Rape?
>>221584668dragon CGI very expensive, pls understand
>>221584634Because Aemond and Daemon are anime characters so they just get to do that
>>221584661ask lord celtigar
>>221584668The budget was spent on tampons
>>221584460grrm didn't even know who that clown faggot preston was when he showed up for some convention, fatman has no time for these shills, they're for HBO to deal with
>>221584692to be frank I think Glidus and Shift are bigger than preston at this point
>>221584482>I'm thinking about it>I'm gonna say the B word
>>221583656Considering how badly fucked up he got he looks shockingly well. If anything his hairline getting fucked up is the worst thing that happened to him.
>>221584668Battles are too cool, we need more moping women and rape scenes to own the chuds
>>221584688Don't think he posts here anymore.
I think my favourite part of the leaks was how Sara Hess kept trying to sneak onto the set dressed up as Alicent for the 25 minute uninterrupted scissoring scene.
>>221584460>other shit coming upNothing is coming up because fatso won't release anythingHe trolled them
They murdered Beesbury because he would not rape
>>221584723Our norwood king....
Battles are boring, watching main characters murdering multiple footmen every minute for unnecessary amount of time SUCKS
could someone please link me or post the spoils for the rest of the season? I don't care anymore
>>221584773Sounds suspiciously a lot like north king... Are you some sort of a stark apologist, your baldness?
i look like this
>>221584658I coomed when I saw her nudes.
>>221584061So... basically Hugh the Hammer and Ulf the White kinda guy?
>>221584805she really is just constantly making that face
>>221584482>I dare you to say the B word!
There is literally no way a city of 1 million could be fed under feudalism
>>221584482Why make an 80 year old man who constantly challenged your legitimacy as a child your hand
>>221584910Kings landing is 500kParis reached 270k so it's not that unbelievable considering its the capital of an entire continent
>>221584945Because he never challenged the bastardsNo one really did or cared desu (outside the usurpers)
>>221584945Because he is also the only source of legitimacy of said child, and because he's also the only ally she as in the area with any degree of influence.
lacking hot slender twinks this seasonjace is deadwho vill i goon to now?we we're gonna get marriednow he is deadhe was minenow he is deadwho replaces him?
>>221584945Would you have your best friend or your biggest doubter as your advisor?Would you trust the sound of rain upon a river rushing through your ears?
Is stealing everything from rich people going to work out in the long run?
>>221583721It seems lazy how a confrontation between the Dragon Queen and Pope casually happened in a big chamber where everyone can hear them threaten each other
>>221584979No, even Daemon told her that's like 3 days of grain at best
Does Daeron rape anyone? How can we consider him a green if he doesn't?
>>221584658
Evil nobles were really hoarding resources instead of humbly sharing with the Flea Bottom's finest? That's fucked up man.
>>221584979Hey /from/ post the redhead you guys are obsessed with
>>221584996>>221585032I don't get it. How is pissing off the nobility worth feeding the smallfolk for 3 days? What political capital are you gaining and at what cost?
>>221585041nta but /from/ is a /got/ colony
How much do Sara Hess and Ryan Condal make get paid for making this show?I bet you could afford to feed a LOT of starving Africans with however much they make, I wonder how much of it they actually share...
>>221583616Everything bad happens due to evil and shitty men, women on the other hand are smart and can't do no harm. Remember that!
>>221583999checked
>>221585050She gets to shift blame of the famine onto them so she can sleep at night like the cute little bernie sanders she isIt's an emotional move, not a logical one, she could have achieved the same without nagging at the nobles and making enemies.
>>221585041red priestess
>>221585050Because the people are the power of westeros not some old nobles anon.
>>221585060>>221585073Praise R'hllor
>>221585050It's Mysaria's psyop to undermine her rule
>>221584910Medieval Constantinople and Baghdad both had populations around a million irl and were fed in pseudo-feudalistic societies in much less arable lands than Westeros.
>>221584097this >>221584111 and checked
>the miniature kings landing gets smashed>the ideals the miniature maker king are smashed overnight>everything falls to ruin soon afterhamfisted but poetic
>Rhaenyra's first day on the job:
Did I miss the rape this episode??
The blacks can bitch and moan about rape all they want.They can't get unraped.
>>221585134technically rhaenyra raped the noblesand ormund raped that kid
>>221585050Your mistake is assuming the purpose of writing the show this way is for Rhaenyra to impress other characters within the narrative.No, the purpose of suddenly making Rhae-Rhae a communist is for Sara Hess herself to get praise from leftists on social media in real life.
do women ever shut the fuck up
>>221585152>ormund raped that kidproof?
>>221585050I think the whole point of the episode was, that she is a bad ruler and makes a lot of bad decicions. She sets her self up for failure. She and Daemon pissed off all their allies. Even the dragon seeds and Velaryon.
>>221585017He kills a rapist, he's the good boi.
>woman ruler gets her period and becomes incapable of proper rule, putting the land on a path to further chaoswow, feminism
>>221585193uh anon there is a power dynamic between themthats problematic...
I hear they found a rat up Otto Hightower's ass.
can women really feel their period?not talking about cramps I mean the goo dripping out or whatever
>>221585235Wouldn't to be able to feel shit dripping out your asshole? Don't you feel the precum leaking out of your penis?
>>221585222Power dynamics are what arouse men and women both, arguably they arouse women more than they arouse men.I have never felt any attraction towards women if they didn't have power I could wrangle for myself, through manipulation or physical dominance
>>221585221it's cringe that bitches can be like 35 and still get completely rekt by something that's happened once a month for 20+ years
dude I like these ngubus but shits retarded
>>221583634>>221584430
>>221585249>Don't you feel the precum leaking out of your penis?no
>>221585266Okay, you two sit side by side so it's easier for us to shoot this scene.
>>221585235imagine blood leaking out your dick. you wouldnt feel that?
>>221585189Why would you ever want a woman to shut up?! Like if you're straight shouldn't you want to hear women talk like all the time? Come out of the closet already, chud.
>>221585278AI is trash, Daemon would be salivating at the thought of a valyrian looking girl becoming his captive.
>>221585284thats why they looked unconformable >>221585318>Why would you ever want a woman to shut up?!for the show i guess
>>221583616I'm sad we're not going to see the apple boy again.
dude the show is just The Rhaenyra Adventures and theres not many adventures at all
>huh that's a girl>turns out it is oneDamn I'm good
>>221585284Thats a very old trope. Its all over medieval art depicting dinner scenes and famously in the last supper. Its kind of funny
THE URSUPERS! I SAID THE URSUPERS!!!!!!!!!
so this is a bottle episode likewho gives a shit Viserys was dying and this bitch has a tummy ache?
>>221585414Looks like a young Ella Fanny
>>221585463How she pronounces usurper always makes me laugh.
>>221585414had my doubts but i'm so addicted to femboys that i was ok with it
>>221585414well it is f(emale)Aeron
>>221585495She is too pretty to be a femboy
>>221585252...Larys?
I miss the model city builder king, his reign was chill, fucked, slept, played with 1:100th scale models
>>221585507you just didn't see enough then
>>221585550I did, she is obviously a girl and not a dude because she is waaay too cute.
Will Rhaenyra continue to allow /ourguys/ Hugh and Ulf to be treated like dirt and then when they finally betray her will she be portrayed as another faultless victim
So since real D was in episode 1 what is the reasoning behind brown hair? Ormund can't stand someone looking like targshit in Oldtown?
>>221585579bro they are warping the whole thing to not make her look bad for the dragon sneed betraying and corlys going green
>>221585414I mean what was the plan? Hope Daemon would be stupid enough to leave the dragon behind, and then nobody would figure out that the executed girl lacked male anatomy after they killed her?
In terms of the occult and esoteria, the Red Dragon always represents chaos and turmoil and defeating the dragon is defeating chaos, so the integration of the Self and the Shadow can happen.How does this translate to a show about dragons and dragonblood?
>>221583616She's so pretty.
>>221585589he doesn't look like a targ so he was sent to oldtown simple
rape this rape thatrape rape rapebut there is no rape.where is it?
Rhaenyra will fuck Alicent this season, I feel it.
>>221585660
SAY IT WITH ME ULF TARGARYEN
luke is icsh
>>221585612It means the religious zealots who Reddit hates are the good guys and the Nazi aryans they worship are the bad guys
>>221585621>that OLD ass pictureKek.
*sniff*
>Daemon spergs about World Targaryen Empire after he struggled to secure few houses in Riverlands
>>221585691Hugh the Hammer should be king. UIf got raped by some red priest, and that's just not the kind of king I'm looking to follow.
>>221584668Not with d+d being bribed with the promise of yidsney money to hurry up and finish only to get cucked out of it for doing a terribad job. The mouse is truly evil for fucking things they don’t even own up.
Cumming inside the queens
>>221585831>wants to conquer the world>wants to subvert all rules>doesn't give a castle he doesn't actually care about to a magical bitch he likes because it wouldn't be proper
>>221585687he was just checking if she had her periodwhat a nice guynobody did that for rhaenyra and look what happened
In the books Daemon suggested giving Casterly Rock to one of the dragonseed bastards i wonder how that would work out
All hail Trystane Truefyre.
>>221585831We iz dragonz and shiet
>>221585831The only attempt at explanation I've heard is that because he saw the vision, he now thinks it's their destiny to rule everything. He thinks it'll be possible just because he saw some Targaryen cunt in Essos, not realizing she was in exile there.
Missed opportunity to keep Tyland around and have him get more and more disfigured each passing episode
>>221585073Make her a wildling so the titty reveal is all the more sweeter
>>221585816>This guy's son marries mophead Nº2I bet condom and hessterycal are salivating at the thought.
>>221585489yoozurpah
>>221585925>climb into the hot spring with me, jon snow
>>221585831Yiti and Asshai would rape his ass considering what Garin the Great did with a bit of water magic against Volantis and the three dragons, also this >>221585913
>>221585970He already got gaped in fucking Stepstones with 2 dragons
>>221585895I bet they'll make Gaemon Mysaria's son at this rate...
>>221584321Daisy
>>221585937Yeah exactly that lmao, always makes me laugh.
>>221586062Is extortion codified in the laws of men? The queen mother is a treacherous whore. He did no wrong propositioning her
anyone have webm of sirs naming ? i fucking chuckled when camera pointed on nigga after word white
>>221586169>Targarean>lol no, gods noI chuckled
>>221586129I mean, he should have reported her crimes to the council and the kingsguard, rather than trying to blackmail her into sex. At that point he was attempting to cover up her crimes and profit from them after the fact.
>>221585892He lied
>>221585970>Garin the GreatWish they had done the 10.000 ships show instead of this hotdoodoo though they would've found some way to pozz it as well probably turning Garin into a chud cause he didn't listen to Nymeria. It's pure kino.>From Chroyane, Prince Garin led his gathered might downriver, destroying every village, town, and outpost in his path and smashing all opposition.>At Selhorys he won his first battle, overwhelming a Valyrian army thirty thousand strong and taking the city by storm. Valysar met the same fate. At Volon Therys, Garin found himself facing a hundred thousand foes, a hundred war elephants, and three dragonlords. Here too he prevailed, though at great cost. >Thousands burned, but thousands more sheltered in the shallows of the river, whilst their wizards raised enormous waterspouts against the foe’s dragons. Rhoynish archers brought down two of the dragons, whilst the third fled, wounded. In the aftermath, Mother Rhoyne rose in rage to swallow Volon Therys. Thereafter men began to name the victorious prince Garin the Great, and it is said that, in Volantis, great lords trembled in terror as his host advanced. Rather than face him in the field, the Volantenes retreated back behind their Black Walls and appealed to the Freehold for help.
>>221583746the realm kind of forgot about the existence of cats
You know, when Corlys was crybooming on Rhaenyra for losing everything, that probably would've been the opportune time to tell him that Laenor isn't dead and they faked his death so she could marry Daemon and he could run off with his lover.
>>221585892Storm’s End too I wonder what would’ve happened if one or the other side had total victory in the Dance, how the Lordships would change
>>221585495>>221585507>>221585550she's not a femboy she's literally a prepubescent girl with parents with Munchausen's Syndrome by Proxy who have convinced her she's a boy. We must protect her.
>>221586293Laenor is dead otherwise Addam wouldn’t have been able to claim Seasmoke
>>221584220>I raped. I raped. Now I rape. But you... You'll be raping their bussies forever.
>>221585946best girl on the show
>>221586319Yeah that's why I said she is obviously a girl and not a dude.
>>221586328You're not wrong, but the show is pretending like that isn't true
GIVETHE FUCKING LEAKSREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>221586191Ulf is more Targaryen than those negresses
So I finally watched the newest episode and what's with the part where it cuts to Rhaenyra entering Alicent's chamber for the first time? The musical cue is all messed up and starts playing at the wrong time. It's clearly an editing mistake that they somehow missed.
>>221586375I couldnt force myself to watch the last 30 minutes...
>So Ser Ulf, why did you betray your queen?>They promised me a castle but never gave one.>I see. In that case, how does Bitterbridge sound to you?
>>221586366Or those plain featured bastards
>>221586404I miss photoshoppers, I hate AI
>>221585687>deflowered by a 70 year old>has to do footfetish model stuff >weird guilt/control sex (I guess she wanted that, but super unlucky with the timing there)>get kissed by own weirdo son>almost gets rapedhonestly alicent is really fucking unlucky in this regard
>>221586366No he isn’t, objectively
>>221586375They music was deliberately fucked up all episode in an effort to disturb the audience and make you feel uneasy because Rhaenyra is an emotional trainwreck having a breakdown.
>>221586427Viserys was in his 30s
>>221584482this shit was out of character for him. to threaten her just won reign like that. freaking out I get but asking once, getting "meh", and then full public crashout I dont buy.
>>221586417nobody cares, fag
>>221586375If i was Ramin I wouldn’t be inspired by this utter shitshow
>>221586427And none of this except the first thing is canon (he wasn't that old though). That's the writer's fetishes being inserted. And the first thing is something Alicent would have been very happy with. As a young lady her sole objective in life would be to get married to a powerful man, and getting to be queen would be a huge deal worth enduring any hardship.
>>221586465in the book. in the show hes clearly 45-50+
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nm7wqhcb8JQAfter Glidus and Alt-Shift becoming show glazers I'm surprised that the HelloFutureMe guy actually makes critical reviews of the episodes (and his videos are competitive with their individual reviews in terms of viewership). He constantly draws comparisons to the source materials where he finds the show lacking
>>221584401>Oh, Rhea is lovely to look at, truly, but cold… the way she guards her cunt, you’d think she had all the sheep of the Vale between her legs.
>>221586429They are equally targaryen
>fighting for your life over an ugly chair >let’s go conquer yi-ti, rhaenyra!Everyone around her is retarded and she’s on her period. Nobody has it tougher.
>>221586427>>221586465I know it's obviously not a contemporary society but it was very weird to have Alicent develop a bond and friendship with Viserys but also have disgusting sex scenes with him that she completely reviled. You can't have both as a concept (at least in the clumsy way the show did it); either have her a little more receptive during their physical intimacy or have them less bonded and have her less willing to care for him whilst sick. It was a bizarre writing choice by Hess.
Hire him
>>221586551Feminists thinks any form of heterosexual sex is inherently exploitative of the woman and non-consensual.
>>221586551The way I interpret it is that she is happy she can be very dutiful and caring whilst not having to sleep with him.
>>221586517Can someone link me to the video where oh so woke Glidus defends rape being inserted (no pun intended)?He's such a piece of shit. They kicked me out of their Discord Server a while back because I was le evil chud; there is a literal far leftist Jew and a transsexual in there.
>>221586531Ulf’s mother was some random peasant girl while Daemon’s girls are of… pure Valyrian stock
>>221586597Not really. But some feminists think the act is inherently violent.
>>221584551anon is supporting what you're saying. he's saying we don't know if she's actually pregnant or just making shit up to attach herself to him.
>>221586494Not really. Dis nigga gave everything for her. He is now an old man with nothing but his name, so he at least wants an heir. He fought a whole war over legitmized bastards, so this should be a small favor. And yet she makes a huge deal out of it.
>>221586551Not really, she saw it as a duty and derived no pleasure from it. That doesn’t preclude them developing an amicable relationship
>>221586626Fuck I’m sorry, he can rape me as payback
>>221586620all half tagaryans
Lord Hammer, my condolences.
>>221586516and alicent was supposed to be like 14 in the show but the actress was 18
>>221586494Nigga he lost his spice market, his port, his home and his wife for Rhaenyra and to top it off his granddaughter now won't be queen cause Jace got himself killed like an idiot.His sons are dead and his brother is dead and now that bitch won't legitimize his sons cause it causes her a mildly inconvenience? He was pretty fucking composed.
>>221586679No Baela and Rhaena are 3/4
>>221584482>the burger king hat editsI hadn't seen those fucking lmao
>>221586551She did her duty and did the best to establish her house in a poerful position
>>221586601>>221586643Part of being a wife is fucking her husband and Otto would've literally explained that to her in graphic detail on top of Alicent being generally intelligent and realistic, at least in season 1It makes no sense that she behaves like having to fuck Viserys like once a week or whatever is some compulsory choreI also think it's weird that Viserys, simp that he is when he likes a woman, is like rough and uncaring in bed
>>221586360there was a pdf going around if that helps
>>221586706>mutt math
>>221583680>1. Mysaria is asked whether she has a functioning spy network or not. If not, this is her #1 priority. Once that task has been accomplished, she is to set the spy network to work to track down the crowns missing treasury and get it back by any means necessary as quickly as possible.>2. Representatives from the Iron Bank of Braavos are promptly summoned to King's Landing, they are requested to provide an immediate short-term loan in order to cover the crowns expenses in the short-term, to be paid back from the treasury once it is recovered. Preferably with no interest rates, the reward will be the goodwill of the Iron Throne, as well as promises of future negotiations regarding greater loans and investments into Westeros.>3. The most loyal noble houses who kept faith in my absence, under threat of imprisonment, are summoned to a private meeting, where they are told that they will be elevated and richly rewarded provided two conditions: A) We succeed in soundly defeating the Greens and B) They are able to provide material support to the crown during its time of need. Their reward will be lands that are taken from rebellious/treasonous houses. Alternatively, if not a sufficient amount of land can be acquired this way, then tax exemption for whatever business these noble houses conduct for a set period of time.>3. Corly's bastards are legitimized, Corlys is named Master of Ships and ordered to requisition whatever is necessary to rebuild the lost fleet and reestablish old trade routes.>4. The Dragonseeds are knighted, and provided with the cheapest possible elevation in material wealth that would be perceived by them to be an elevation in status for them and their families. They are then sent out to harass the enemy at will, but are to prioritize their survival.>5. Letters are sent to every great noble house of Westeros, immediately summoned to the Red Keep to renew their oaths of fealty.
>>221586632>>221586701its not about him screaming. hell, threatening bodily harm I would deem appropiate for him. but doing in in public? if rhaenyra goes, he is done, even if he survives the initial habbening. because as you said, he aint got shit. I get his wifes wise politically calibrated council is gone but doing it in front of the entire crew is destructive af.
Why the fuck don't dragon riders wear goggles or some eye protection?It bothers me so much
>>221586735>is some compulsory choreIt is, he’s some diseased old man. I don’t recall her saying it was a chore, and Viserys would know if she pretended to be excited.
I NEED MY BURLINGTON BAR REACTION KINOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>221586775>It is, he’s some diseased old man.It is within her character to fully commit and not care about that>I don’t recall her saying it was a choreThe time we see them have sex, a handmaiden or whatever comes into her room to tell her the king wants to fuck, and she literally>but it's so late!she's being asked to do the dishes
>>221586749Their grandparents>Baelor Targaryen>Alyssa Targaryen>Rhaenys Targaryen>Corlys VelaryonThat’s 3/4 Targaryen + Corlys who is Valyrian.
>>221586759What "crew"? it's just a bunch of servants around and the lame ass gold cloak. Also in the book he also tells her to fuck off cause she wants to imprison Addam over Ulf and Hugh turning Green and gets jailed by her until Aegon frees him.
>>221586601Yeah, I interpreted it that way too but human beings aren't that robotic and simple; a character like hers would probably for example want to be physically close to him afterwards in a platonic way even if she didn't like the actual sex.
>>221583680>>221586756>6. Secret letters are sent to any rebellious/treasonous houses. They are given generous terms of surrender. All will be forgiven, granted that they immediately lay down their arms. This is presented in terms of them having been "missled by the Greens" to make it seem believeable.>7. Make peace with the Faith by any means necessary, subject myself to whatever they require for the anointment. If they refuse because they can't be convinced of Aegon's death, or refuse to acknowledge his death without his remains, then seek first a peaceful resolution, if none can be found, then instead try convincing them that they too were missled by the Greens to anoint a traitor, and therefore the anointment is null. If this doesn't satisfy them, then orchestrate the assassination of the current head of the Faith - to be replaced with a loyalist.>8. Hopefully by this point Mysarias spy network has managed to track down and recover the crowns lost treasury. Immediately pay back the Iron Bank and make good on my promise. Seek further loans and investments in expanding maritime trade between the Crownlands and the Free Cities.>9. By this point, the fleet should've been rebuilt, seek to completely crush the Triarchy once and for all, root and stem.
>>221586803>It is within her character to fully commit and not care about thatNo it isn’t, they were still going with a devout religious characterisation in S1. If she was moaning and pretending to enjoy it Viserys would know.
>>221586756Couldnt the Triarchy also be a good target for some plunder? Theyre in very bad shape and some assets could certainly be taken. An even more extreme idea would be to have one of the "new" riders take a dragon mercenary contract.
In the name of the Warrior, I charge you to rape bravely.
>>221583616>Fake Daeron's actor is trans maleThank fucking god, I thought I was gay for a second.Anyone else?
>>221586551>You can't have both as a conceptYou can like an old man as a good person and not wanting to get fucked by him. How is this confusing?
>>221584587>betrayshe will betray him. she's already expecting Hugh to house and feed his own dragon without providing any accommodations
>>221586756You've reminded me I forgot something from my own plan: execute Mysaria as one of the betrayers, not put her on my fucking council and then hang out with her in public with barely any guards.
>>221586756>>221586835pass this dude the controller rhaenyra
>>221586775Viserys she’s what he wants to see, that’s why the realm is in this mess
>>221586868Not if you're a woman.
Why didn't Rhaenyra just hold her period in? Has this plothole been addressed?
You are a bastidAn unclefucking, sorcerous bastid
>>221586862remember when Dunk was a hedgeknight for the Hightowers?>start raping sir, we're all waiting
>>221586643They're more than amicable; they have a bond. This is why it's confusing.
In the name of the Father, I charge you to rape justly.
>>221584173holy fuck alicent mogs rhaenyra
>>221586835>>9. By this point, the fleet should've been rebuilt, seek to completely crush the Triarchy once and for all, root and stem.>Seek further loans and investments in expanding maritime trade between the Crownlands and the Free Cities.Nigga these are incompatible, the Triarchy are literally the Free Cities+merc pirates.
>>221586927There is absolutely nothing confusing unless you are retardedAlicent doesn't dislike Viserys as a person, and he trusts her, and she appreciates that.But she doesn't find him sexually attractive, because he's an old rotting man she was forced to marry. What are you not understanding? Where is the source of your confusion?
>>221586955The Triarchy is a political alliance.
NEW THREAD >>221586972NEW THREAD >>221586972NEW THREAD >>221586972
>>221586775>>221586803Viserys wasn't always diseased; she sleeps with him whilst healthy too; also, another thing, I agree with the anon saying it is not in her character; Alicent seems like someone that would physically wish to share a bed with Viserys rather than be in another room as she is gentle and platonically loving.
>>221586937And we pray to the Stranger that he doesn't rape us in our beds tonight for no bloody reason.Amen.
>>221586985retard
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