Balding Basement Dwellers Editionprevious: >>221561030
First for Leaving D.C.
>>221589690Girls love it when i act like The Castle Freak.
>>221589729We'll be watching Teenage Sex in theatres
Does anyone here remember a Spanish horror movie with a guy turning into a demon and a Jesus on the cross in the background but the color of the wall in yellow or orange and there's probably not a cross. I remember it as a child and it caused me nightmares. Thank you. I love you :)
>>221589772I'm too drunk right now to start looking anon, but I hope you find your movie.I love you too.
>>221589779I WILL nut on her tits one day
>>221589779Ideal level of paleness
>>221589842>I Nut on Your Grave
>>221589772the church (1989)? its italian, but a kid could mix up those languages easily.
>>221589842I don't think I have this one, ty based titty nutter.
I want to get spooked tonight but I have no idea what to watchRecommend me something set in a small town or innawoods /hor/
>>221589729>SEE MORE MOVIES IN THEATERS WITH YOUR WIFE’S BOYFRIEND
>>221589928Indian post
>>221589911Antrum: The Deadliest Film Ever Made
>>221589911>something set in a small townDead & Buried (1981)
>>221589911>small townSalem's Lot 2024>innawoodsWrong Turn 2003
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>>221590026KEK, the crossover I would have never bet on. wonder what gig that was for.
>>221590054he had a horror host thing called Fright Nighthttps://tubitv.com/movies/561613/william-shatner-s-full-moon-fright-night-castle-freak
>>221589928What did he mean by this?
>>221590137He looks like a cuck, what do you think?
>>221589911Leaving D.C.
>>221589690yeah hi I'm a big fan of this movie. the thing is is that you're like oh yeah it's just a movie about a castle with a freak in it ha ha ha but there I feel like there were attempts to actually have some kind of point to this movie because there's so many parallels between John and the Freak and them being related and it's like for every relationship in this movie there's some kind of analogous relationship between other characters and it just weaves this web that you think is going to pay off in some emotionally resonant way where it says something about family or something but it just doesn't and it kind of doesn't ever come together and frustrates me and then ends on a really down note. and then you have other "Freak" movies as I like to call them in this genre such as Barbarian aka AirBnB Freak and then that Tubi movie Match is basically the same type of thing so watch those if you're into basement freaks.
>>221589942>>221590137giant faggot that keeps posting his fantasies herenever talks about moviesI asked him a question yesterday since he keeps touting 7 movies a weekdidn't even have a response
>>221589690>>221590026Is this where the design of the Barbarian monster came from?
Still waiting for an American to explain why they call their children "Curry".
>>221590273maybe from the remake
>>221590263Yeah man, every post is from that person.
>>221590306I didn't realize this was actually a remake of a c-list straight to video 80s movie that sucked, weird they would do that.
>>221589690Howling mutant?
>>221590287As an American I've never heard of this
>>221590306FUCK I love horror birth scenes. Rapid pregnancy is my favorite.
>>221590400Warlock: The Armageddon (1993), she gives birth to a fully grown Julian Sands. Very weird scene.
As expected Passenger was evangelicalslop
>>221589842Wilt Chamberlain raped her and she turned into a dyke because of it.
>>221590570Shut the fuck up
Reply to this post with lists of underseen horror movies that are actually worth watching.
>>221590602It's sad but it's true. He cornered her in a room at a party and throat fucked her.
>>221590622She wanted it. >>221590610Watch Oscar Rodriguez movies on Tubi. They are mostly FF.
>>221590610Cute Devil 1982Mr. Vampire
>>221590343it's actually a 90s movie
>>221590343Castle Freak doesn't suck, stupid. Couldn't even get the decade right.
>>221590696>when a body meet a body comin through the rye
>>221590610The House That Screamed Necromancer (1989)Cemetery ManThe Demon (1963)The Invisible ManiacThe MutilatorNot of this Earth (1988)Spellcaster (1992)Mutant Hunt (okay, this is really bad I just like it)Silent MadnessNightwishHouse 2Edge of the Axe (1988)Necropolis (1986)This is random stuff I thought of that doesn't get talked about as often and ranges from great to watchable.
>>221590780>90sOh, that makes sense.>>221590886I didn't like it. Also, no, u.
>>221590400Thoughts on pic rel?
>>221591018she's got sexy gap teeth.>>221591001>when you've got Invisible Maniac on your recs list but your "ok it sucks, I just like it" disclaimer gets used on ANOTHER moviebro, this is not a list for normal people
>>221590610Castle Freak
>>221590610Cthulhu MansionLeif Jonkers DarknessHowling V
>>221591001>watchableI meant, *it has it's moments>>221591042anon said>underseenI guess you're not a schlock appreciator.
Why is Lair of the White Worm banned?
>>221591174The reddit mod is gay, and Lair has a bunch of scenes featuring hot women stripping off.
>>221591174It's unbanned.
I'm a moron, I should've asked here.>>221591236/Any good old Satanic Panic movie?
>>221590610Tetsuo 3. I liked all three of them in different ways but most people skip the third one.
>>221591287Anon should've phrased his question differently or something. He's getting recommended bad movies that anons think are underrated. Pfft, most people don't even like Tetsuo 2.
>>221591272The Gate (1987)I guess Rosemary's Baby is cliche, but it's literally 'you don't know who is a satanist.' The Blood on Satan's Claw if you want to go folk-horror. Trick or Treat (1986) is making fun of the satanic panic.
>>221591272The Ninth GateThe OmenAlso Alucarda I think is the best satanic film and worth watching. SATAN, SATAN, SATAN! OUR LORD AND MASTER!
>>221591350>bad moviesYou mean "kino," anon.
>>221591272You might like The Love Witch. It's new, but has a retro look.
>>221591411Fun fact: sampled in this 80s industrial songhttps://youtu.be/I6n3sZlqrCs?list=RDI6n3sZlqrCs&t=57
>>221591499nice track
>>221591272Whatever you do, don't bother watching The Love Witch. It's terrible
>>221591208Based
>>221591272You're going to find a lot of this in modern horror also it was kind of a trend, Late Night with the Devil, House of the Devil, etc.
>>221591625Starry Eyes. I guess that anon stopped posting.
>>221591411>>221591499BASEDASED
>>221591362>folk-horrorI think I like this. I'll check it out, the Blood on Satan's Claw.>>221591411>The Ninth Gate>The OmenAlready watched these.Alucarda's unknown, I'll look for it.>>221591446So the best of both world? A retro look, but without the hysterical women constantly shrieking? I dislike that in old movies.>>221591594I'm more looking for that kind of horror where you get paranoid.Like a political thriller where anyone can be an assassin, except it's satanists.
>>221591721>without the hysterical women constantly shrieking?oh boy, don't watch Alucarda then, the whole appeal is the women are constantly screaming.and Love Witch is explicitly feminist.
>>221591721Well you're asking for a lot, because out of the old satanic panic films that are more thrillers, there aren't many good ones Rosemary's Baby and The Omen.The Devil Rides Out is alright but it's set in the 20s. To The Devil A Daughter probably fits the theme most accurately, but it's not the greatest film. Outside of the infamous... Christopher Lee performance of course!You probably want Kill List, even though it's a newer film.
>>221591272All the Colors of the Dark
>>221591924Kill List is a great little movie
>>221591972Another victim of listening to too much Iron Maiden
>>221591758>the whole appeal is the women are constantly screamingBlah, I'll pass then. I can stand a bit of them, but if they constantly do it, it gets annoying.>>221591924>Well you're asking for a lotYeah, sorry about that. Still, I'll check these. I'm looking for old movies out of laziness: they tend to be on youtube or archives, so no need to buy them.>>221591970Oooh, that sounds nice too. Another to the list.
>>221592111Nah it's understandable it's just that it's one of those genres you'd expect there to be more bangers than there are. Same with Werewolf films, they're underpowered compared to Vampire films.
>>221591974Personally, I hated it.
>>221591272What about new satanic panic? Or pizza gate or Eggstein or something
>>221592184Ben Wheatley is a lot like Gaspar Noe or Lars Von Trier to me. I'm always interested in what he's up to but odds of me liking it are mixed at best.
>>221592198I'm very uneasy with pedophilia. I like Satanic Panic because it offers the potential for a really deep mystery that starts normally, and turns into demon possession and really weird shit.
>>221592184I actually did too kek but some people think it's amazing.
>>221592213Probably don't watch To The Devil A Daughter then
>>221592239That's not pedophilia
If the review for Evil Dead Burn are good I'll probably see it even though it was shot in Murkovision.
Pretty lame how every horror movie now has the protagonist be pre-traumatized by the thing that the main plot of the movie is a metaphor for. Feels like they think the audience is too stupid to understand it otherwise.
>>221592463big grain of salt but I've heard it's better than Rise. manages a bit more comedic moments, but also gorey.
>>221592486bonerkill if the word "grief" turns up in the summary
The problem with horror now is that it's just eating itself and shitting itself back out. People making horror movies now have no new ideas, they just want to pay homage to other horror movies that were already successful. "Horror" has become too specific, too recognized, too impersonal. The whole genre is just going through the motions.
Is pic rel actually a heckin' metaphor for having acoustic children?
>>221592619it has always been like this>>221592638no that's this one
>>221592661oops
>>221592619someone post that webm of aliens vs them!
>>221592678Cameron is a hack
>>221592715>traumatized little girl>"LITERALLY THE SAME GUYS"ok retard
>>221592753Central to the plot and even the actresses look identical. Is that all you took from the webm?
>>221592811>one is catatonic and barely responding>one is well-aware of what's going on and intelligent enough to try to hide, and can communicate properly whereas the first one leave comes out of her catatonic state in a complete panic>"totally the same guise!!!"
>>221592847They're both little girls who witnessed the monsters and survived the encounter, and are taken in by the other protagonists. >but they don't share the exact same lines verbatim! it's totally different!Go to sleep, Quentin
>>221592847You struck a nerve, he's seething.
>>221592820
>>221592820>FAITHWhat is this?
>>221592932Video game about demons and a satanic cult that steals babies.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96B2STyrTVc
>>221592820why are americans like this?
>>221592912>>221592932i made a critical typo and wanted to fix it, but it doesn't really matter. faith is an awful game to play with excellent themes and rotoscoped animation. anyway>>221592213>>221591272i saw your/tv/ post. you want satanic panic but you're uneasy with pedo shit? you're not familiar with the mcmartin preschool case or the finders cult? both are heavily alluded to in FAITH - surely an artistic masterpiece but commercial, heavily sanitized for your ilk. you're okay with 70x7 newborns slaughtered for a cheap gimmick boss fight, but sexual assault on them makes you heckin uncomfortable. airdorf knew this and tailored the game for sick babies like you. "satanic panic" was the media cover-up deflecting to dungeons & dragons and shit, but it was very much real. those were the "epstein files" of the day, but it was much easier to deflect and deny and cover up back then. and even today insane pussies like you would prefer children be ritualistically slaughtered than sexually assaulted.
>>221593007They're cucked by their bible-humping ancestors into believing that good emotions are bad and that bad emotions are good.Turned on by a girl's ass? BAD!Disgusted by pedophilia? BAD!Turned on by kids getting raped by their leaders? Good and owned the libs!
Just finished. Really, really terrible pile of nothing from ex-porn star Tabitha Stevens and her husband, who directed Bikini Carwash Company 2. Tabitha is looking for her estranged brother, a clown serial killer, and wanders around looking at shacks in the desert until she finds him in one of them. Absolutely noting happens, not even Tabitha takes her clothes off. She doesn't even get dressed like a clown until the last shot of the movie (which is also the poster.)
>>221593154couple of other clown girls in it but nothing special. this is a really terrible movie.
>>221592932
>>221593154>porn star enters the film industry>"I want to be taken seriously so no nudity"keeps happening, bitch that is the only reason you are in the film
>>221593174
>>221593174>>221593190Doesn't look like much hell desu either
>>221593048>i saw your/tv/ postNo fucking shit Sherlock, and here I thought we were on /b/.
>>221593190she cute
>>221593154>>221593174That's too bad. If you're looking for good erotic horror I would recommend stuff with Glori-Ann Gilbert in it. She has great tits and almost always gets nude in the first scene and most of the movies are basically softcore porn.
>>221593224right, same board, abandoned thread. are you scared to engage with the rest of that post? go ahead
>>221593262>spout retarded shit>mad when treated like a retardok
>>221593259gotta love wynorski
>>221593274>pathetically deflectwhy? what issue do you have with what i said?
>>221593274You struck a nerve, he's seething. What a loser.
>>221593329no, i'm fine, but that's some truly bizarre cope given the context. would you like to defend child rape and/or murder? please do
>>221593231she writes porn parodies for Woodrocket, like Ten Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles and Dick and Morty.
>>221593380>Dick and MortyIs this for real
>>221593422yes
>>221592213The post that somehow pissed off a republican.
>>221593541what do you mean by that?
>>221593572probably referring to that one republican who killed himself on to catch a predator
>>221593605that seems like a big reach. that was like 20 years ago and it doesn't seem to have anything to do with whatever is happening itt
>>221593628then i don't know
>>221593634that's cool dude. this is /hor/ anyway. yesterday i double featured cat people (1942) and its remake, cat people (1982). which cat people do you prefer? on the former day i watched angel heart (1987) too. what are you most into
>>221593665i prefer leopard man
>>221593364Based shm2 poster
>>221593665>>221593729Fucking furries.Homicidal Zuni dolls is where it's at.
>>221593729leopard man sucks, it's just a regular killer>>221593756for you it's Attack of the Beast Creatures
>>221593776I was thinking Trilogy of Terror but thanks for the recommendation.
>>221593795why would I recommend you something you already postedalso Beast Creatures sucks, don't watch it
>>221593824But I did not? That Zuni doll comes from Trilogy of Terror, I never watched Attack of the Beast Creatures.
>>221593756now buddy i actually avoided those flicks for a long time so as to avoid furfaggotry. i only watched them because i finally got around to playing deadly premonition 2 which namedropped the remake profusely, but so did the original. i loved the first one which also sucked off the cat people remake. but like a week ago i decided to watch originals alongside their remakes following the revelation that hitchcock made the man who knew too much bith in 1934 and 1956. it's fun.
>>221593861TL;DR version plz. I don't care enough to read more than 5 words.
cool poster
>>221593665The 82 one, hard to beat Kinksi.
>>221594003>hard to beat KinksiBaseball bat.
>>221593869this is more than 5 words, i'm sorry dudedon't watch either version of the man who knew too muchdon't watch either version of cat peoplebut do recommend your favorites. that's 5 classic words for your classic ass
You should watch Leaving DC
>>221594173why dudei'll do it anyway because i don't have anything better to do really, but why?
>>221594185not him but it is the perfect fusion of autism and kino
>>221593756Uh based
>>221591287I found a vhs of the first one in a record store not long after I had downloaded it and watched it off Kazaa or something.
>>221591208clearly we should reban it
>>221594386it belonged to the guy who uploaded it, lol
>>221594239I wish they remade this. But I did like the sequel and how they came afterward and tried to figure out what happened.
>>221589690if you were all tied up and left for dead on death's fucking door and you heard a little goblin that stole your heart whisper "what be your ideal horror film" what would you pathetically moan to save yourself
>>221594543>stole my heart
>>221594543I'd say FUCK YOUOUUUUU
>>221594543>texas... chainsaw.. massac-- AHHHHHand then I cum all over her big green cheeks again
>>221592661>>221592670Imagine a horror movie based on one of those singing families like the Osmonds or the Jackson 5.>tagline: Children should be seen and not heard
>>221594543>s-s-s-suspiria..m-my…h-h-harper…
>>221594615seems like the perfect fit for a nice cult flick
>>221594581you passed, that's elite. the goblin let ye be>>221594587you passed too, but the chavs don't win this time, the goblins see to it. this is the true ending. congratulations for unlocking it for the rest of us>>221594588sorry dude these most benevolent goblins have recency bias and foolishly assumed you meant 2003, it's fucking over
>>221594644You deserve to die.
>>221594543she licks my still beating heart as I wheeze>bigggg... biggg tiitsss
>>221594763Shut up
>>221594717God I would love a goblins vs chavs film where the goblins fuck up some hoodies
>>221594814no doubt at all, a true unmined masterpiece lies somewhere between gremlins 2 and eden lake
>>221594763This is the way
>>221594883Opinion disregarded
look bitch i am an absolute fiend for the absolute best shitif you rec something i've probably seen it, but i probably saw it like 10-15 years ago and don't remember itit doesn't matter anywayimagine you're about to fucking die pathetically for no reason and your last words can only be absolute so-called on-topic kinothat's what i need, that's all i needme? i'd get befuddled, flabbergasted, and die a pathetic bitch completely unfulfilled. that's why i need YOU.
Blood on Satan's Claw is pretty good.
>>221595095Indeed
>>221595140I will now watch your movie.
didn't expect this to get an official english release
>>221594543that's easyThe Exorcist
>>221591272freeway 2long night of the glass dollssociety(sort of)the scary of 61stunder the silver lake
>>221595083Your post makes me feel two things: I don't want to help you and I want to prove I've seen more than you. Oh well.
>>221595289i didnt even know freeway 2 got a 4k
>>221595213Vinegar Syndrome, bitch!>>221595213no idea what this is but he's had an at least 6 volume manga released here before, so
>>221595330oops, partly meant for >>221595301
>>221595083I'd probably watch Suicide Club
>>221595351elite choice
>>221590400Watch Xtro, right fucking now!
There aren't many decent horror movies coming out until Backrooms next week, so I'm watching The Furious tonight
>>221595778backrooms on vod next week?
>>221595851July 14 they say
>>221595213Yo, I remember reading this and PTSD Radio back in highschool.Not /tv/ tho.
>>221591018Great movie.
>>221595867Sweet good to know. Wasn't that interested in seeing it in theaters, but I'll be there for Evil Dead Burn
Why is Godzilla in so many horror lists?
>>221596446Because it's a horror movie
>>221590610The arcane sorcerer 1996
>>221591097would you happen to have any links for these my njigga? bearbust is going to be 5+ hours for under 2jigs o_O
>>221593918Is this cosmic/lovecraftian horror?
so what's the /hor/ verdict on Obsession (2025)? I just watched it and had skipped most of the discussion. I enjoyed it but I had to ignore some of the dumber stuff. If wishes are taken literally in this world why does Nikki become possessed by a demon? Felt like the story was just throwing a bunch of shit to the wall to make her spooky.
>>221597172i don't understand why they're calling him an incelhe doesn't fit the incel archetypehe's nice enough to have friendseven got a secret admirer who's also a long time friend of hishe's not resentful of his inability to get the girl he's crushing on and it doesn't seem like she finds him all that creepy or stalker-ish, maybe pathetic and later rapey? but that's about itand to address your point it's probably just to make him, and the audience, realize that she is aware of what's going on and that she very much does not like it, just to lessen the ambiguity of the situation
>>221597244The incel term lost all meaning about 30 seconds after it was created.
>>221597244Fun fact: normies don't know what an incel is. Actual incels are invisible to them unless they're relatives. Bear is as close to an incel as they are capable of envisioning outside of a comedic context, he's a normal guy who isn't confident, which, is to them, all they think an incel actually is. See Mr. Robot.
>>221597172It's great but definitely heavily carried by Nikki's acting. The writing is interesting, the character dynamics are extremely well done and it's rare to see a genre film tackle ideas like that where the whole friend group is kind of evil and shitty because they can't set boundaries with each other or define what their relationship actually is. That kind of delayed adolescence depiction is what really sets it apart and why it struck a chord with the 20-35 crowd especially. At the same time the writing can be kind of sloppy as far as the actual plot points like after the party (where nobody called 911 apparently) Bear just drives Nikki to the hospital (presumably) a nurse just accepts that Nikki refuses treatment despite being very obviously psychotic. As for how the willow wish works exactly I don't think it's necessarily a bad thing that we never get an explanation for exactly how it works or how a wish could go wrong. If anything it goes against the modern horror standards of demons and magic needing rules that humans/the aduience can easily comprehend when the whole point of the concept is it's supposed to be something humans don't fully understand anyway.
>>221597244yeah most people are vile and just want to hate men. "He's a sniveling weasel creep who deserved what he got!" "What a piece of shit coward!" He's just a shy dude. Fake Nikki is such an abuser in the relationship.My point is that in the movie wishes are taken literally, so the most that should've happened is her personality should've changed, and we would've seen how this itself could be very bad. The "Get Out" type possession resulting from a wish of "I wish she would love me more than anyone in the world" doesn't make any sense and only served to set up the weird backwards walking scenes
Looks like we're getting a new Wicker Man related film and maybe a Summerisle prequel focusing on the ancestor of Lord Summerisle who was exiled if this one is a success. I'm kind of hyped but at the same time I feel like it couldn't really offer anything new that hasn't already been done in folk horror before but we will see. I at least hope it'll be better than The Wicker Tree
>>221597326Being a real incel is such an unthinkable scenario for normies that they literally can't imagine what it's like, so they have to put regular men in movies instead.
>>221597394I remember seeing stories during covid lockdowns how normies were going crazy without having sex for a week. These fuckers really don't see others as people.
>>221594814Have you seen Attack The Block? Doesn't quite meet the criteria on several levels but it's probably the closest you'll get. Also Creatures is kind of Bri'ish Gremlins, innit? Even set at Christmas.If you just want to see chavs get theirs, I'd recommend Come Down.
>>221597244He is an incel but the movie would have been better if he wasn't.
>>221597333The delayed adolescence is interesting, I haven't thought about that all. They all look like late 20's, and they're sitting in their sleepy old fashioned town doing nothing. for me it was a weird blend of times/eras kind of like it follows, unsettling backgrounds.>where nobody called 911 apparentlydo you know how much an amberlamps costsI'm okay with the willow not being explained but I think the director did too many contrasting things for the sake of scares
>>221597488/hor/ hates Attack The Block for obvious reasons
>>221589911AM1200
>>221597512>do you know how much an amberlamps costsI got blackout drunk at a bar and somebody called an ambulance on me and the hospital held me for like 6 hours and and now I've got a $4k medical bill that will never get paid.
>>221597583Well I liked it once upon a time but then John Boyega became the John Boyega we all know about and the movie became unwatchable.
>>221597621>>221597583i saw it before i ever knew who john boyega was, had no idea
>>221597644>>221597621Has nothing to do with him personally. /pol/ has taken over the entire site so nearly anything with blacks in a leading or secondary role gets hated on automatically.
>>221595577Great movie. I've even seen this gif used as real evidence of demonic aliens in one of those over the top religious propaganda "documentaries".
>>221597695Why not just swerve and hit the fucking thing?
>>221597729Would have been the end of the movie before it even started.
>>221597667>Has nothing to do with him personallyI just specifically said it was because of him personally you asshole
>>221597583Yeah, that would be one of the levels.
>>221597512How ambiguously defined the relationships within the friend group is I think is the whole core of the movie>bear thinks he likes nikki despite not being that close to her actually>sarah likes bear >nikki is hooking up with ian nsa but will call bear in the middle of the night and say "you're the only one i can talk to" even though she's aware of his feelings towards her >ian gives bear advice to bear to supposedly get with nikki but possibly gives intentionally bad advice >ian gets jealous of bear and thinks nikki is only dating him to make him feel bad and couldn't possibly see bear as a romantic partner (bear is our only pov character so we never get to know if this is just information ian actually has or he's just making more assumptions out of jealousy since he lost his fuckbuddy) Also I don't know if it's intentional or not but Nikki taking the $20 from Bear to give to a bum and Bear thinking it made her a good person sat really strangely with me and I think shows both of them are kind of shitty people. Sarah is the only one who doesn't really do anything wrong but even she falls to the inability to define roles in the friend group beyond "hanging out" despite not being able to move on from the friend group. If the movie wasn't horror and just a straight drama the friend group still would have imploded
>>221597752I'm saying that it doesn't matter who the lead actor is, if they're black, the movie is automatically hated.
>>221597172Unironically one of the best horrors of the last decade. A lot of people hating on it are doing so because it's popular (or they're sociopathic boomers).But the incel discussion is fucking funny. Bear and Nikki are both bad people. Neither of them deserved their fates.>why does Nikki become possessed by a demon?She doesn't.Bear wished that she would love him. She fundamentally doesn't though. For her to love him, either she has to be a different person, or he has to be a different person. So the wish put a version of Nikki into her body that loved him.It's not a demon. Just a manic version who loves him more than anyone else.
>>221590273>IT'S MA'AM
>>221597841yeah a lot of people ignoring that Nikki is a controlling pyscho abuser because of the "women are wonderful" effect. some people laughing at the part where she screamed staaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAY but that shit sent chills down my spine. any time she switched between screaming and the very quiet "okay bear"As for the possession I'm not convinced. Why does she have to be a different person? Why doesn't her personality just change to love bear and everythng else stays the same? Why the backwards walking/ forgetting very recent memories / floor shitting? Why couldn't he just say "Nikki, if you truly love me, you will do anything I say. So stop doing weird shit" and she would do it
>>221597942Because someone loving you doesn't mean they're capable of doing literally anything you want.
This feels like a true Hoff moment
The whole thing is Bear's wish is fundamentally retarded and evil. Instead of improving himself he wanted to force someone else to be something they weren't but didn't even word it in a way that relayed actually what he wanted which was "I wish Nikki was the person I want her to be" It'd be like if you were a professional athlete and instead of wishing you were stronger and faster you wished everyone else let you win.
>>221597172look at those DISGUSTING frecklesvery poor quality breeding material
So far Buffet Infinity is my #1 and Bone Temple is #2
>>221598083There is another option....
>>221598113Bear probably only saw her as some sort of exit strategy.
>>221597784>but will call bear in the middle of the night and say "you're the only one i can talk to"This is probably true and a big part of why he's friend zoned.>>221597784>Nikki taking the $20 from BearSarah gave it to her.>>221597784>possibly gives intentionally bad adviceDoubtful. He's knows Nikki is a whore, it's why she likes him. He's just trying to help Bear.
i cant wait to see Warwilf (2026) where everything is fucking grey like a volcano went off and it takes 2+ hours for the werewolf to show up on screen
>>221597841>It's not a demonWhy does this aspect filter so many people?
>>221597333I cannot believe that anyone who cares about horror could hold such a dogshit opinion.The 'modern horror standards' of supernatural elements requiring rules is 'standard' because not doing so makes for shitty stories. It is also not 'modern' given that you can see rules tracing back to pre-Christian superstitions about demons and the supernatural.Fundamentally, supernatural threats are stronger than the human protagonists. Rules help provide limits that gives the audience the belief that the humans could theoretically triumph. The events of a film should be finding out whether the protagonists can triumph over the supernatural threat and therein lies the tension that makes the film compelling. A supernatural threat with no rules or limitations takes all the tension away because at any point the threat could just decide to explode the organs of the protagonists and that's it, movie is over. Everything that happens for the first 90 minutes does not matter because at any time the demon could have snapped its fingers and killed them.The rules do not need to be made clear to the protagonists. Ringu is a good example where a big part of the film is trying to figure out what precisely the rules even are. Final Destination and Nightmare on Elm Street sort of work like that too. But the audience needs to believe that there are consistent rules that govern what a supernatural force can and cannot do. The exception is [genuine] cosmic horror but the number of good cosmic horror stories can probably be counted on one slightly-mutated hand so I'm treating that as an outlier. Obsession is not cosmic horror and if the wishing willow needs to be understood by the audience as consistent and operating under rules or else the narrative falls apart.
>>221598490>t. james wan
Obsession literally is cosmic horror
>>221598508Yeah, imagine caring about basic narrative conventions that have existed for thousands of years.That faggot probably thinks characters need 'motivations' or that films need 'continuity' to be good. What a pretentious faggot.
>>221598555you don't need to explain magic at all actually
>>221598568based magic understander
>>221597960Why would someone who loves me more than anyone in the world NOT do what I tell them?
>>221598159me too unironically
>>221598624someone should make a zoomer horror movie about you next
There's a cute-ish spanish animated horror movie called Decorado that's coming out today, if you're into that sort of thing
Dashcam literally is cosmic horror
>>221598624that's not what love is
>>221598568You don't need to post your retarded mental diarrhea on /hor/ either but here we are. I do not know if you are being intentionally disingenuous or are just actually profoundly retarded but there is a difference between explaining something and demonstrating that something exists.At no point does A Nightmare on Elm Street explain how Freddy turned into a demon. The supernatural aspect is never explained. The rules and limitations of his abilities are communicated to the audience (and eventually the characters) very clearly: He can invade your dreams and is able to cause you harm in the waking world. The audience understands that Freddy cannot make Nancy's head explode Scanners-style in the middle of the afternoon nor can he show up at a pool party and massacre a bunch of teenagers in the 'real world'. If he did either of those things people would, rightly, say that the movie was dogshit because it contradicts the rules that were demonstrated (but never explained) to the audience.
Barbara Crampton isn't naked enough in Castle Freak, that's my main gripe with it
Gay Niggers From Outer Space is literally cosmic horror.
>>221598722Projecting
>>221598742someone told me she was supposed to be topless in that one scene but the castle dungeon was too freezing cold so she was like "fuck this"
>>221598713right silly me love is about feeding you your own dead cat for no reason. definitely not doing what someone asks of you
>>221598760>definitely not doing what someone asks of youthat literally has nothing to do with love. you are an actual horror movie villain lmao
>>221598760Do you think the person handing you your mcnuggies is in love with you?
NOES actually pretty famously changes the "rules" of how Freddy's powers work and how you can defeat him every movie making it definitionally not explained so I don't know what that retard is doing using it as an example.
>>221598760>if you love me drink my piss
is the cytube stream from 2019ish still active?
>>221598781how does it not? if someone loves you and vice versa you will make concessions and do things for eachother. if someone loves you more than ANYONE ELSE in the world you could reasonably expect them to do whatever you ask of them. Because they love you.>>221598784My little food critic <3 What's the verdict: McNuggies?
>>221598760>love is doing whatever the other person wants without question even if i hate it and goes against my interests and values Are you unironically genuinely mentally ill?
>>221598742she shows those gilf bazongas in Jakob's Wife iirc
>>221598083>mfw a cute horror actress has freckles
>>221598959Yes she does
>>221598925we're talking about loving someone MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE IN THE WORLD. Why are you not grasping that? she has no values. her only interest? It's Bear. So yes, she should be doing everything he asks to the letter.
>>221598985>we're talking about loving someone MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE IN THE WORLDeveryone loves some person more than anyone else in the world why are you acting like that's a big deal?
>>221598985Anon I'm unironically telling you that you have a mental illness that needs to be addressed by several professionals because you apparently can't comprehend other people having autonomy. Loving someone doesn't mean you're going love or want to do everything they want "without question"
>>221598925It's the sociopathic view of love, all about control and submission
Just stop engaging the retard, he obviously doesn't get it.
>>221599000>Everyone loves someone more than anyone else in the wordRight of course that's why Nikki's behavior is completely normal and comparable to everyone else in the world. Fucking retard. Also nice trips>>221599017Did we watch the same movie? Under what pretense do you think Nikki has any bodily autonomy after the wish is made?
>>221599147Freaky Nikki is still a person. Loving someone doesn't mean you're a subservient automoton to their every whim. Go to a doctor
>>221599018women no longer socially adhering to the subservient housemaker role etched into their DNA is the cause of all modern problems
>>221599322k
>>221598887h-henlo?
>>221599362I thought /hor/ was based and redpilled, when did redditors such as yourself infest this thread?>>221599729Are you talking about the Kinoplex?
>>221599741>Are you talking about the Kinoplex?idk but when i used to browse this general around 2019 or so, there was a cytube 24/7 stream
Just finished. I don't know what I expected but this was a lot better. Betty is great (I loved her dumb little faces she made for no reason), and it's not the dumb satire I expected; it's more like just dumb and knows that that's fun and just wanted to do it. They could have called it Republicans vs. Democrats, I wonder if that would've changed the reception, lol. Just a Roadrunner cartoon with political caricatures. Not to be taken seriously, and I wouldn't have expected something like this from Damon Lindelof of all people.
>>221599778Oh that's not the Kinoplex then, any 24/7 /hor/stream on there is long gone i'm afraid.
>>221599741people talking about being based and redpilled are either retarded or a fucking nigger, you are probably both. if you need everything to tickle your own delusions you should just fucking disembowel yourself for the good of humanity.shut the fuck up and go cry in the shower
>>221599829>people talking about being based and redpilled are either retarded or a fucking niggeryou have to go back
>>221591362>The Blood on Satan's ClawLoved that one. You call that "Folk Horror"?
>>221599808It got shit from both sides when it was released, but more from the left. Always funny watching ideologues lose their shit over the dumbest stuff.
>>221600018go back into your mother's womb where you lived before you found this place in 2016
>>221599808Is this a remake?
>>221599808it's a great movie that deserved more love
>>221600053A sequel actually
People are saying Evil Dead Burn leans too much into french extremity and gore. Are they right? Should there be less gore in Evil Dead?
>>221599823i see, thanksare there any current streams for this general?
>>221600267French extremity isn't a real genre and even if it was nobody knows what it is.
>>221600267Considering that Evil Dead has always been gore-based slapstick, not at all. the franchise is just keeping up with the times. I'm excited for the new one, Terrifier proved there's mainstream appeal for very gory horror.
>>221600267have these "people" not seen evil dead 2013?
>>221600340I think they just mean very mean-spirited and over the top brutality.
>>221600417So like 2013 and Rise? In ED1 and 2 there's moments like that like the demonic tree rape scene.
>>221600500maybe theyve just seen 3
>>221600340maybe ur just tarded
man I'm so high that in the movie I'm watching there was this hot chick onscreen and while I was watching I forgot there was, and when I noticed again it startled me, lmfao. Like I got jump scared by a hot chick existing because I forgot that she did while I was still looking at her, lol.
>>221600627I mean most realistically they haven't actually watched any of them and just experience things through memes.
>>221600339nope, everyone here is lazy
I thought /hor/ told me woke is dead?
>>221599829who pissed in your cheerios
I had two corn dogs for breakfast which I bought from the local gas station for under five dollars and have since made $400 from selling worms. Tonight I'll spend $100 dollars to ship 100 niggers to the UK so they can rape Kier Starling. Then I'll read some comic books.
>>221601131How many corn dogs, on average, would you say you eat a day?
>>221601314Probably 2/120.
I never get one corn dog. It's always two when I get them. Two or three times in a year.
I'm gonna hijack two commercial airliners and fly them into the world trade center. Thank you for your attention.
1. bone temple 2. saccerine 3. buffet infinity 4. hokum5. they will kill you 6. exit 8 7. obsession 8. send help 9. the mummy 10. iron lung Haven't seen Touch Me, Backrooms, Leviticus yet.
>rewatch The Apocalypse trilogy>Figure out the Theme for the thing is just an imitation of what heart beat is supposed to sound like>Damn, thats pretty good.>Go check to see if john personally made the OST>Mfw i find out who the composer wasyou can call it overrated or underrated, but you cant deny its a damn good film.
>>221601841It comes in waves but I think we're currently in a Thing is underrated era because people are praising things like Obsession for it's lighting like it invented looking like an Apple TV show which says to me people haven't watched The Thing recently.
Should I read the mango? I want to see where the "story" goes from here
>>221601967>obsessionanyone will drink piss when theyre thirsting in the desert
>>221602160It's not even the best horror of the year
>>221602176pray tell
>>221601745Bait
Just finished. Has more plot than Muck, but still borderline plotless. This guy has a way of filming girls so that it seems like you're seeing them naked but juust not quite. The villain has a double headed chainsaw like Darth Maul, it's great. Has a kinda nutty third act.
>>221602422Post yours if you've even watched any
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