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>>221598804new stills from episode 4 are out
Princesses are for breeding.
Last episode really showed the financial desperation of Rhaenyra. This will directly lead into brothel queens next week.
There’s a storm coming Can you feel it?
Lady Gene Aryan
>>221598837its logical, they need money and no reason alicent and helaena cant work at least part time to earn some
>>221598804Ormund is chimping out in tumbleton. The set looks like the red keep set they use
>>221598822Wow, nice colors, can't wait to not see them in the actual scene.
>>221598826>>221598843which one is the bigger starfish?at least helenae would curiously play with the creampieprobably draw a smiley face with it
>Sharis FootlyJon Roxton NTR soon
>>221598804>Ormund>Daeron>Aegon>Aemond>Cole>GwayneYeah I'm thinking next week is going to be kino
>>221598822But the shills from episode 3 are still here?
A blessing in the name of the Seven Who Are One.
>>221598863They just reshuffled the Hightide sets
>>221598863Probably got news Otto is dead?
>>221598863What is his mental disorder?
first for Alicent
>>221598903Green chuds lose it if they don't rape for a week or two
>>221598863Hopefully he chimps out on Alicent and Rhaenyra because I can't stand watching them.
>>221598903Is there a Lore explanation for him sniffing on this little thing? Is it some weird disease where he has to sniff salts or was it meant as a comment on how much the courier stinks?
>>221598804Can someone repost the leaks for each episode?
Why did the entire episode feel like a pseudo-horror film? They kept playing an abrupt hoarse soundtrack to accompany the twists and suspenseful moments. it felt very cheesy
>>221598900Daemon told him this last episode to his face.
>>221598863Sets are expensive, and every medieval castle looks the same. Just change the tapestries, rearrange the furniture, and blow out the camera focus, so the background is blurry as fuck. No one will be able to tell
>>221598918Post more of that slut.
>>221598893LGBT flag
>>221598938Oh yeahThen he discovered Alicent ratted them out?
>what would you have me rape
>>221598930He's sensitive to smells according to his actor
>>221598826My wife
>>221598863>tfw a stinky peasant has just arrived at your camp
>>221598953If they took Tumbleton already then it doesn't matter if she "ratted" them out about Daeron. The point of taking a hostage was so that Ormund couldn't do anything against Rhaenyra, but he's already taken Tumbleton. More likely he's chimping out because of some bullshit happening in Tumbleton itself, maybe the troops are already getting crazy and restless and starting to defy his orders
>>221598967Interesting. Got kind of creepy vibes from him when he did that. Was thinking "This guy seems way to proper and normal, whats his scht...aaahhh..."
>>221598804Snail tappers, what are our house words?
>>221598948Please understand, HBO is a small family company
>>221598826SHOWMEHER NIPPLESREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>221598994According to leaks he's also a war criminal like all greens
>>221598994If they show that he’s losing control then it’s going to lead to the sack and daeron not being able to stop it when ormund dies.
>>221598935It also had the bluntest exposition we've ever had in this franchise. Rhaenyra was practically talking to the audience when she explained who Daeron was.
>>221599004Slow and Steady
>>221599025Never mind I forgot about this >>221599024
THATS MY SISTER
If the book is green propaganda to make blacks look bad, and history is written by the victor, doesn’t that mean greens won?
I'm getting tired of every conflict in this show boiling down to "aah I can't do this thing, what if a smallfolk gets hurt?? uwu"
>>221599065>If the book is green propaganda to make blacks look badIt's not. Anyone who says this did not read F&B.
Why was there a dragonkeeper coming from Tumbleton. There's no dragons to keep there, right? The only dragons are at KL, Dragonstone and one with Daeron at Oldtown (I think we saw dragonkeepers with the hightower army).
What should he have done differently?
>>221599004Hear Me Slither.
>>221599065They all won and lost. Rhaenyras name disappeared and no queen ever had the throne but her line lives on. Aegons name is forever and kings are all male but his line is erased. Hightower’s got away with it.
>>221599089Daeron probably.
>>221599090Marry Aegon to Rhaenyra. Problem solved, dance never happens.
>>221599089There's a theory that Daemon had some dragonkeepers escort Tessarion to Tumbleton, and the one that returns to King's Landing is one of those who managed to escape.
>>221599090Not fall for obvious easy pussy when sadAlso marry Rhaenyra and bang her
>>221599065>history is written by the victorDidn't happen when confederate lost cause bunk dominated US civil war history for more than a century.
>>221599024>According to leaks he's also a war criminalUhhhh based? Love me Greens. Love me war crimes. Love me rape. Hate Rhaenyra. Hate Pedaemon. Hate Blacks. Simple as
>>221599162The Confederates are thought as evil even though they were completely right and the North aggressively annexed them and prevented them from having independence.
>>221599065terrible premise, the books are the booksthe show is female first world socialist shitskin fanfic
>>221599090get a fertile first wife who can give her male heirs. if i was a targ king i would marry a bessie type smallfolk girl that was carefully crafted by nature for the sole purpose of breeding
>>221599090Should’ve just gave the throne to Daemon. He’d just be another Robert Baratheon.
>>221599027>It also had the bluntest exposition we've ever had in this franchiseStill not as offensive as the dialogue during the dragon "fight" in episode 1
>>221599065>Green propaganda book talks about Green soldiers raping and butchering a town with glee, gives Criston Cole a cheap death and not a glorious oneYeah no. This is cope the Blacks invented to excuse the show going off the rails and siding so much with their team and blatantly going against the Greens
>>221599090Beat his daughter.
>>221599175>Hate BlacksIn more ways than one.
i thought this was gonna be the season of war and action and not all this damn TALKING
>>221599162They still have to live in this sweltering heat.
>>221598843Mother kino
>>221598843star wars ass look
>>221599193>show fucking smacks you over the head with "popularist decisions arent often good ones">still doesnt get it>still chimps out about vaguely related shitno hope
>>221599104But a dragonkeeper with Daeron wouldn't run off to join Rhaenyra, right? They would at best be neutral, if not sworn to their Dragon Lord Daeron. The one at the end of the episode said he "escaped" from there though.>inb4 it's a trap, the dragon keeper is working for the greens.Rhaenyra would not believe his story then, if the only keepers there can possibly be from Daeron's entourage.
>>221599195Daemon is too retarded. Retard is talking about conquering Dorne when he barely has the throne. Robert was a cool Chad who just wanted to eat, drink and die an early death, Daemon is an angry nerd.
>>221598804Corlysindahouse going to go all out now that he’s single.
>Normies side with foreign racial supremacist incestous dictators against le evil faith>They are even starting to glaze Maegor now
>>221599260No one watches hboslop anymore
SIR CRISTON. IM ALYS
>>221599228OH WAIT YOU ARE RIGHT, THE SHOW IS ACTUALLY BASEDRINO CHUDCORE, DAMN!
>>221598866I think the first would not be too badThe second is an old lesbian who would resent you every second of intimacy to needed to create a necessary heir. In truth the second option sounds like a waking nightmare to a normal man with average emotional requirements. At least the weird Queen might be nice to you after you give her strange interests the time of day and act sweetly to her.
>>221599282sex with the wicked witch of harrenhal
>>221599282>OH MY
>>221599282some literal who witch vs. the queen >>221598822
>>221599260It's just retarded women simping over retarded dragons. Chads know that targshits are abominations that need to be culled
>>221599260Did you think the majority of people WERENT evil or something?
>>221599162So salty; won the war but you are still pissed and offended because you know the Confederates were right
Why did Ramsay have to take away Theon’s cock? :(
>>221599286>I can be like a king!>Hard cut to random poor guys burnign alive for some retarded war they having nothing to do with>Imma draw my sword and fight>gets laughed at and clearly cannot fight with a sword>omg galboss u gohopeless. your brain is rotten and unable to think outside of the predetermined path.
>>221599336Zased
>>221599336
>>221599358I judge the Intent of material, not the Incedental copes one can make to justify bad writing
>>221598863>>221599336He's so hot! Does he get raped in the Battle of Tumbletown (What a gay name for a town!)
>>221599336Total Targ death.
Rhaenyra looked really pretty this episode but she was acting like a right CUNT
>>221599301>At least the weird Queen might be nice to you after you give her strange interests the time of day and act sweetly to her.I would give her a section of the garden in the red keep where she can freely roam around and look at animals, with musical instruments and painting equipment laying around. there would be servants to tactily support her feeding chickens or collecting eggs or constructing something she requires for a project.
>>221599358you're the same kind of cuck that thinks the second to last episode of AKOTSK wasn't pure quota slop with the brown spanky woman being harassed by the evil white police officer.Woke isn't going away, tranny. The noticing will continue until it's 100% dead.
>>221599396the pretty ones always doevery intelligent and based woman is ugly as fuck
Missed opportunity not making rhaenyra a massive stupid sexy slut, would have added some fun and memes to this doldrum
>>221599384No but we'll see him naked next episode
How would modern day America conquer the 7 kingdoms if we plopped right into their world?
>>221599382>I judge the Intent of materialYou hallucinate intentions and hidden ploys according to your bias and then call it fact.Its called paranoia.It also does not mean you are wrong about everything, it just means your mind can no longer look at something for what it is instead of creating random connections that have no real basis in realityThat one is called schizoidism.
>>221599393anti-targs are scum
>>221599429she's fat in the books
>>221599429Did they not? >lets her gross uncle seduce her>bangs a Kingsguard >bangs a soldier and gets three kids with him
>>221599462slampig fat or 'looks like gurm himself' fat?
>>221599415>lemme bring up something vaguely related>never mind that not even the fucking wandering show people (read: gypsys) are allowed to be brown with specific lore as to why they are brown>Woke isn't going away, tranny.Uhh... based?
>>221599240I'm not sure, maybe it's a trap since Ormund seems to have a plan. But I'll guess we'll have to way for the next episode.
>>221599371please make one with a proper, leafy blunt/joint
>>221599438We'd airstrike the dragonpits and tell Westeros to surrender but then never actually do anything or send any troops in because the nation has lost all of its self-respect and has no stomach to potentially commit lives for anything besides baseline self-preservation.
>>221599475These are the real questions we should be asking.
>>221599475I think they used the word "pudgy"... or might be the memes from here, it's been a whileshe's a royal that didn't move a lot, kept mostly to her quarters, went through half a dozen pregnancies at leastit's really bad, anon
>>221599475Mix of both. She was jealous of Alicent looking hot as she got older
>>221598935It did feel forced that every scene needed to end with Rhaenyra austistically staring off into space as the music fades without even showing the conclusion to what was happening.Did she just run away after Coryls rightful proclaimed for all to hear that her sons are bastards.
>>221599498No one wants to die for Pissrael
>>221599192The Confederate system of chattel slavery and trying to spread it to new states was evil and retarded. As well as the whole institution of the small planter class screwing over working class whites in the south with their pet nigs. A shame the lower class whites were duped into muh states rights narrative and destroyed their own homes in the process even if they fought bravely. Look into the Great Hanging at Gainesville or the massacres of Texas Germans if you think the confederate authorities were innocent dindu nuffins.
>>221598857Alicent has already fucked half the keep. No one is paying for what was free a week ago.
Just noticed I replied to the bot lmao
>>221599498So how would we deal with the ice zombies?
>>221598843Why are all the Houses just like budget versions of their GoT selves? Like why is The Vale ruled by a woman still? Its not like The Vale is a matriarchy.
So, what are the predictions for the next episode?
>>221599516So which one would be closeset?
>>221599429they took the big beautiful queen from us. she should be fat and sweaty and sexy
Just read a fanfiction of Helaena fucking Jaehaerys
>>221599282Couldn't they have picked someone better than Temu Morgana
>>221599498>dragonpit destroyed>Dragons roam free>Kill your allies and ruin your own economy>Give them 300billion golden dragons to rebuild it
>>221599562Someone will probably get raped by the greens
>>221599516>didn't move a lot, kept mostly to her quarters, went through half a dozen pregnancies at leastsounds like your typical midwest swinewoman
>>221598948There are a gorillion castles around Europe. Is it really too much to film Ormund swinging a sword some tourist castle in Romania for a day?
>>221599578Gayle probably has better tits than Katie.
>>221599578I love her so much, I would watch any amount of Thrones Slop just for her
Rhaenyra's Bleeding Pussy Snail Trailing From The Iron Throne To Maegor's Holdfast Groyper
>>221599475A woman gaining weight is an unforgivable crime. You just know she gained maybe 15-20lbs at most (after having six pregnancies, losing several sons, and inheriting the most important and stressful position in the Seven Kingdoms), which might as well be 120lbs to anyone looking at her.
>>221599562Ormund rape scene
>>221599345Right in what way? Confederates still can't give a good reason for secession without circling back to slavery and the wealth of a tiny slave owning class.
>>221599622Why did I not receive a government mandated evil witch wife?
I’d give Criston my head. I want his stinky hairy pecker in my face.
>>221599584>>221599662Seriously? can you report that pic with the accurate season leaks of you have it?
>>221599563no mention of her being shapely, I assume fridgefat with double chin like this old pic from way before GoT aired
>>221599697blue board, think of the advertisers
I am so fucking tired of all this prophecy nonsense. STOP MENTIONING THE WHITE WALKERS REEEE THE DRAGONS HAVE ALWAYS BEEN COOLER REEEE AN EMPIRE OF FLESH SHAPING BLOOD MAGES BREEDING MONSTROUS CHIMERAS WAS 100x MORE SCARY THAN A BUNCH OF ZOMBIES
>>221599282>Ser Criston realizing another woman is about to take advantage of him sexually
and here's an "official" art of hers, as in endorsed by GURM
>>221599721They were posted a few threads back before the premiere tho..
>>221599750she is not going to touch a poorfag like him
>>221599690Alicent….
Was Valyria really an evil empire tho
>>221599393>what did the five fingers say to the Targ?
>>221599697It's not about the leaks, its the general vibeThe greens need to rape to remind us they are the bad guys
>>221598918mogs rhaenyra so hard
>>221599768it was an empire. morality is subjective
How will they flanderise Ormund going forward?
>>221599775But how do we know about the rape!?
>>221599751looks like a bitter yenta
>>221599768It was Rome on AIDS. All those funny stories of anti-Roman historians claiming they let children be raped and earns by lions and monkeys in the arenas. But actually true.
>>221599768>incestuous schizos that practice blood magic and human sacrifice, held in power by the threat of WMDsOf course they’re good and chosen, don’t be so anti-Valyrian
soon
>>221599768Depends on whether you consider slaves and foreigners to be people.
>>221599826Who will he rape?
>>221599826telling this guy he needs to either cut his hair or wear a helmet in my court would be the beginning of my downfall as a targaryen ruler
>>221599090legalize polygamy, and keep a harem of sisterwives like his ancestor, Aegon.
>>221599821Sounds more like Carthage/Egypt and other decadent east stereotypes
>>221599768listen, just because every time someone comes back from Valyria they're filled with black spiders and bugs does not mean it's evil
>>221599821Ironically the Ghiscari were closer to Rome.When we look at Astapor, we see Roman signifiers all over the place: the tokar is clearly a nod to the toga, the “lockstep legions” evoke the Roman Legions who also fought in disciplined formations using shields, spears, and short-swords, with the harpy standing in for the Roman eagle, gladiatorial combats involving humans and animals are most associated with Rome, etc.
>>221599836Claims Lady Sharis Footly as a prize of war
>>221599536The north still had slaves during the war. It was never about slaves.
>>221599856pretty sure old ghis is supposed to be carthage. hence the total destruction and salting of its lands.
>>221599090Don't take a second wife. Have Daemon as my heir, send Rhaenyra off to become a septa.
>>221599826Soon ™
>>221599090Make Aegon heirThat's it, it's literally THAT easy
How can you lose a duel against this skeleton?
>>221600028Honestly Aemonds actor could have bulked a little bitNot a lot, he can be skinny, but not toned.
>>221600028Aemond of Treblinka, first of his name
Daemon has kind of a point. Why was the Valyrian Empire not bigger? They had hundreds of dragons, it's kind of dumb that their entire civilisation never made it out of the one volcanic chain that obliterated them all except the Targs on Dragonstone. With a dragon you can go anywhere you want.
Helaena
>>221600093Why even add Maelor at this point
>>221600093Women with figures like hers in nightgowns makes me feral.
>>221600093>>221600121made for velaryons
>>221600074They ruled essos but I imagine actually living outside of their advanced ethnostate sucked balls so they delegated to vassals.
>>221600074They got pretty big though. IIRC there are rumors about other surviving dragonlords elsewhere, but they didn't conquer anywhere like the 7 kingdoms before they lost control of the dragons.
>>221600121
>>221600150Why didn't they genocide the dothraki?
>>221599393>a simple slap knocked a targhow strong is dunk anyway?
>>221600170The story around the picture is kinda funny. The antique clothing store that was selling that nightgown posted that picture publically on social media. They then deleted the picture, and claimed that they were shocked and disgusted by the reaction to it. I don't know if the store was dumb or lying, but that is an inherently sexual picture.
In other news: We recently got new writing by J. R. R. Tolkien that finally explains an old mystery from the books! How many pages has the Professor published now while Gurrm is failing to write Winds?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDMrb9BZGtQ
>His head should have been rolling on the floor as soon as he refused her coronation. I would have picked my own high septon!>I just show him Syrax and be like “you were saying?”>That septon honestly needed Cercie’s treatment or atleast danny’s dracarys very badly.!>I would have executed him right there.>His head and his whole congregation! wtf is Daemon when you need him?>Image he stood in front of Maegor instead of Rhanyra
>>221599282>mom said it's my turn at the embroidstation
>>221600074The Valyrian Empire did fine. It's fucking hard to organise and hold a continent spanning empire in a pre-industrial era. Daemon is off his rocker if he thinks a single diluted family can do better and with a feudal Kingdom as his base. House Targshit still can't conquer and hold fucking Dorne.
>>221600150Why did Valyria never invade and take over Braavos? Wasn't it embarrassing to have a city founded by former slaves bordering up against your empire?
>>221600074George already answered this on his blog. Dragons stay in one spot. The peninsula was a literal paradise. The dragon lords didn’t feel the need to leave the source of their magic and power. The Fourteen Flames were likely a lot more magical than Asshai or the Wall.
>>221600093>>221600121
>>221600181The fall of Valyria was WHY the Dothraki became such a huge threat. The century of blood was their time to rise.
>>221600326Italian ninjas too strong pls understand
>>221600074nigger they created the free cities and decimated other cultures around it, that was good enough for them, there werent millions upon millions of valyriansthey only didn't expand more because there literally were no reason tosame with caesar, why didn't he conquer the germs? because they were literally not worth it as a peoples
>>221598826>Uhh... excuse me.... But will we be receiving our chickens now... or, uh...
>>221600375Speaking of....I was promised a baratheon ninja, where is he
>>221600280>off-tpic>adbuy a banner, faggot
>>221599875I can’t wait for women to clutch their pearls at that and then go jerk off to an a03 fantasy about their self insert getting claimed as a prize of war by some gigachad warrior
>>221598822>>221598826>>221600407Wife.
>>221599836>>221599826Brasso nooooo
>>221600407Snail sappers we need to save the rightful queen from the fat bitch.
>>221600509
Yi-Ti doesn’t have dragons. Why?
>>221600525
>>221600528They butchered and sold them all at wet markets.
>>221600528They ate them. Chinks will eat anything
>>221599826What house is he? I assume those links as meant to rep Maesters, but is that a house sigil?
>>221600528Is that what you think?
Both of them are broken,” Grand Maester Munkun declared in a letter to the Conclave. The girl had witnessed the murder of her twin brother at the hands of Blood and Cheese. The king had lost all four of his own brothers, then watched his uncle feed his mother to a dragon. “These are not normal children,” Munkun wrote. “They have no joy in them; they neither laugh nor play. The girl wets her bed at night and weeps inconsolably when she is corrected. Her own ladies say that she is eight, going on four. Had I not laced her milk with sweetsleep before the wedding, I am convinced the child would have collapsed during the ceremony.
Here it is before the Valyrian expansion. The Ghiscari and Rhoynar had some kind of magical beasts protecting them as well, so it wasn't just a slam dunk for the dragonlords to defeat them.
>>221600563House Roxton of the Ring
>>221600074Because as Targs have discovered repeatedly, dragons aren't invincible. Scorpions body them.
>>221600074Dragons are weak to faith damage
And then after the Fall of Valyria.
>>221598804>ask for Aliicents son>Hightower quite clearly give you a girlWas daemon suffering from severe head trauma? Was his vision blurred? How did he not recognize this immediately
>>221600658How did the Dothraki suddenly conquer so much?Were they actually getting nonstop buck broken by Valyrians?
>>221600581>Her own ladies say that she is eight, going on four.What does this mean? Going on four what? Crawling on hands and feet?
>>221600681never skip penis inspection day
>>221600731Mental age of 3
>>221600731It means she’s a mentally stunted retard. She’s eight but acts like a four year old.
>>221600707It sure seems like it. And they wrecked Sarnor and a few of the Free Cities too.
>>221600581Jaehaera should have survived
>rhaenyra asks Alicent for the gold>Alicent whirls her head around the room like rhaenyra is asking someone elseI love Olivia Cooke.
fDaeron a cute
Where is the SDR 4K rip I'm not watching 10*0p
SoRhaenyra put Alicent and Helaena in the same room she used to escape to sneak out with daemon?
>>221600781Olivia Cookedhttps://www.tiktok.com/@tgc_edits/video/7298434887693012230
The bigger version of the Valyrian Freehold map if anyone is interested. I hacked the system to reduce the pixel-burden on the mainframe and compress the size on the mainframe.
>>221600857what you babbling about, tranny
>>221600658You just know that the people in Yi Ti are talking mad shit about Westeros.
>>221600857asshai is really far away
>>221600528>CHAI DUQ, the fourth yellow emperor, who took to wife a noblewoman of Valyria and kept a dragon at his court.they had at least one
Why haven't anyone mentioned the Baratheon's since s1
>>221600946He does nothing
>>221598918
>>221600855<3
>>221600953Sure we know that. But Rhaenyra should be worried about him sending a host and the greens (when they still had King's landing) should be complaining about Baratheon's lack of support despite the marriage pact.
>>221600972really mid ass
>>221600972Really nice ass.
>>221600972BRAP
Reminder that the world map isn’t supposed to be accurate. The east likely looks a lot different from a satellite view.
What makes Qarth the greatest city there ever was or will be?
So rhaenyra has a bunch of unreliable, disloyal, and dangerous lowborn dragon riders. The war is over, she has kings landing and all its scorpions, aemond is mia.Why doesnt she simply kill them? Whats even the best case scenario for keeping them around? They loyally serve her while their existence continues to undermine her and the targs claims of blood purity?
>>221600857>All but two dragonlords were in Valyria when it blew upGRRM is a hack
>>221600953Well they should make him do something, it’s already a fanfic
>>221600885In real life China held Rome in high regard whereas Romans considered Chinese a bunch of flamboyant faggots because that's where all their silk came from
me and who?
>>221600937Yeah but it was from Valyria. >>221601026Desperate national pride not unlike the Yi-Tish. They’re a dying ethnic race and their city is self isolating. They huff their own farts. They’re also in a luxurious spot to act as a gatekeeper of the east. They are a nexus point for merchants. They’re in a pretty good position all things considered.
>>221601044Vhagar is still a threat, why risk your life fighting Vhagar
>>221601044Because she’d lose two dragons. She’s not 100% sure aegon is dead. Aemond is missing not dead. There’s another dragon at Tumbleton.
>>221601026They don't let dothraki savages through its gates *dismissively gestures with finger*
>>221601057China saw Rome as a contemporary not a superior. China thought Europeans still spoke Latin a thousand years after Rome fell, lul.
>>221601050not really. most the regions governed themselves. valyria only sent out dragons if there was a war
>>221601076>>221601083You can keep the dragons around, just kill the riders. Dragons choose new riders after the old ones die anyway. Letting these dangerous elements hold on to these powerful weapons is just asking for trouble.
Qarth is the comfiest city.
>>221600826Which Targ would she be? I'd say Rhaenys
>>221601226But who were the Qaathi and what was their deal
>>221601226Most cities Essos are comfy as long as you're not a slave.
>>221600658Why is the road from free cities to remaining valyrian cities empty? Isn't it even further north than said cities
>>221601256someone post THAT
>>221599563Tyrone is so lucky.
>>221600937>fourth yellow emperor>4 yellow emperors in not-chinaBit on the nose
>>221601206Because one of them is baseborn on his way to legitimacy instead of lowborn so it'd strike a sour note if she just axed the other two for no reason
>>221600946The vibe I got from Fire and Blood was that they all just chilled and sat out while the Targs, Reach, Westerlands and Riverlands all killed eachother. Boros basically only moves when all the Dragons are out of commission. The North and Vale of Arryn just chill.
>>221601226Is this city canonically bigger than King's Landing ?
>>221600525Did the guard in the back have a "oh shit I looked into the camera" moment? lol
I thought this was going to be a Helaena thread
>>221601226Home
>>221601226What do they eat?
>>221601256They are a fictional ethnicity. Extremely pale “milk skinned” people. They’re also extremely emotional. Asoiaf has some fictional ethnicities that don’t match up to real world ones.
>>221601356Yes we as the audience know that but the characters in universe lack of mention about the Baratheon's is retarded
This mog-off took many truecels
>>221600228im european and I see nothing inherently sexual in this picture except maybe that it is very slightly see-through? I wouldnt think anything If I saw someone wearing that in public.
>>221601407Cope is a ladder.
>>221601369lol
If I lived in Qarth I’d be a Warlock, telling scary stories to annoying children to keep them behaved. Listen to your parents, you little shits! Also sipping that psychedelic blue juice. Sending messages by tortoise. Getting lost in the maze for fun. Etc.
>>221601370do your part, anon>>221599402
>>221601429Anon... you might be a homosexual.
>>221599527That Corlys shit is so forced, they've only been there a few days max and Corlys is already impatient about legitimizing his bastards. In fact a lot of the problems presented in the episode is fake tension.
>>221601456i dunno man maybe im too pornbrained or its because its summer and i see people outside wearing less.
>>221598863He is a saving grace of in an awful adaptation but he was he that good? , got the impression if the character had been British policeman he'd have totally come out like "Orite en guvna, waz goin on ere en?" Like people's judgements are clouded by the fact the actor has that JFK-like look to his face and JFK died and probably the ages its been since they've watched the zapruder film. Like hes no where near Jared Leto in any capacity but if he died tomorrow people would probably be referring to Morpheus as his magnum opus.
>>221601468I agree.Crashing out is okBut publicly in a way that puts everything he did at risk AND has a good chance of him just getting downright executed? Out of character. Thats retardation.
I look forward to the Ormund aura edits.
>>221601502We need sigma edits to make a comeback.
>>221601436I guarantee you Shade of the Evening is a bad thing. Probably assimilates you like the Weirwoods. The Undying appear to be some sort of hive mind, again just like the Weirwoods. Their trees also look a lot like the Weirwoods.
>>221601496When you go from 10 to 8 episodes this is what you get
>>221601057>romans malding all their gold was going to Ghina and India
>>221601514Shade of the Evening is like Glintstone from Elden Ring. Use too much of it and you become taken over by the magic.
>>221601496His wife died in battle not too long ago right?
>>221600972Tight and firm, holy shit this woman is pure sex.
>>221601502dat's Daeron the fooking Daring
Why did George get involved in a video game when he has said before he hates when magic is like pressing a button too reliably and consistently
>>221598804egg is icsh
>>221601591And S1 Bran?
>>221601226I had all of this guy's art printed back in the daygod damn I'm so fucking old
>corlys im not legitimizing your bastards but I can arrange a marriage with some lesser nobles and your bastards and any children from that marriage will be of noble birthProblem solved
>>221601576Money?
>>221601565THE WEBM THAT SAVED /TV/ IN 2026
>>221601576Because he'll do literally anything but write TWOW
Who in the end was the bigger kek?
>>221601626Those lesser nobles would want the bastards legitimized first
>>221601552s02/e04.its jsut.. weird. he stays cool during the entire battle, even when his home burns he just goes :O.after the battle he even makes a "hurr durr if this is victory I wanted to be defeated" that feels more like a joke than sorrow. I took it as "hardened commander has time for this shit later". but he just goes :I and then NUTS when rhaenyra said "meh, a bit later mbe?"But Jaces Wife takes the cake>We have been children together :I>Yeah thats about it :I
>>221601576Boredom?
>>221601479>ages its been since they've watched the zapruder filmI don't get it
>>221601652>lesser nobles>making demands of the queen>making a fuss for "1 daughter for a fookin draguhn"nuh-uh
>>221601565Literally the sexiest thing they’ve shown in this series and you can hardly make anything out
>>221601576Nimi beam go burr.
>>221601626Except he won't have a Valarion heir.
>>221601650BloodravenHe literally has every special snowflake power and still couldnt lock down his waifu
>>221601714What I don't get why these 2 idiots were even after a known famous whore
>>221601468To be fair he has a point, Rhaenyra's war has cost him everything. He's given his castle and his fleets to put Rhaenyra on the throne, his wife died for it, both of his kids are (as far he knows) dead, his grandkids are risking their lives riding dragons for her. And the one small thing he asks for, that can help him rebuild his lineage, which doesn't even directly cost her anything, she refuses to give? Everyone already knows her kids are bastards, the optics of legitimizing Corlys' bastards isn't going to change anyone's mind one way or another
>>221601690Black valyrians are so zesty, why go for a targ when the sea snake will give you beautiful muttlaryian children guaranteed?
>>221601681I am actually happy HoTD has far less nudity than GoT. I like the nudity somewhat "realistic". Like a dong on the sides when alicent goes into the quarters. or some nipples and a pubic hill when rhaenyra gets uncled into the whorehouse. but GoT overdid it. its distracting to me.
Who the fuck is this lil dude in the intro anyway? He features pretty prominently so is he meant to be important? I feel like someone would've mentioned him at some point this season if he was someone important.
>>221601744In a war everyone suffers
>>221601779thats haelenas kid that got killed by blood and cheese
>>221601772We will also never suffer a repeat of the travesty that was picrel.
>>221601779Isn't that Jahaerys, getting decapitated by Blood and Cheese as Heleana casually walks away and then forgets his name?
>>221600857I get Sothoryos its a shithole with vile creatures even worse than dragons (dinosaurs, giant apes, demos, lovecraftian abominations, niggers) and why Valyria never bothered with It. But why not conquer Westeros? It was no powerfull magic and the targshits did it with three dragons within months
For that matter, what are Baela and Rhaena's places in the succession? they're Velaryons but also Targaryans, but also not Rhaenyra's issue, but also her cousins.
>>221601802please elaborate, already distracted from the memory.personally I found other scenes hotter.
>>221601802I don't think Renly was truly gay. He just couldn't get it up for those titties specifically.
>>221601502Already saw some. But they need show Daeron having some proper screen time to really spread
>>221601552yes, between aegon's coronation and now, it's only been a few months according to the high septon, the dance of the dragons is only 2 years afaik.
>>221601819Terribly deflated pancake tits. Go watch the Tudors if you want Natalie Dormer as she should be.
>>221601727She was apparently very hotI’d trade both of these simps to have Daemon survive
>>221601811Because it represents bongland and Rome wasn’t too interested in it. I think there was also some faggot prophecy that made the valyrians wary of conquering westeros as well.
>>221601801>>221601809Pretty sure that if something that major happened that one of the kid's relatives would've said something about it to Rhaenyra. The child's mother at least.
>>221601836thats the one where she kicks the guy off before he pies her and he screams in frustration, right?hot
>>221601468>impatientThe guy lost his wife, his heirs, his family seat and his fleet for this bitch and he’s in his 70sHe almost died multiple times already for rhaenyra and is dealing with a sickness on top of itHe can die at any point and if he does, his house dies with himNo shit he’s cross
>>221601836Damn corsets are magic
>>221601836Tudors had some kino.
>>221601855Anon, are you alright? Unironically. You are describing events that happened and are big plot points. This show is in season 3.
Any nice tunes this season? Drumms in the opening are nice, but I haven't really noticed anything else
>>221601855The only two relatives in King's Landing are Alicent, who wants all her male family members dead, and Helaena, who has down syndrome. So its fine.
>>221601802She was a saving grace of in an awful adaptation but she was she that good? , got the impression if margaery had been British policeman she'd have totally come out like "Orite en guvna, waz goin on ere en?" Like people's judgements are clouded by the fact she got nuked in the Sept of Baelor and probably the ages its been since they've watched the older seasons. Like shes no where near Jared Leto in any capacity but if he died tomorrow people would probably be referring to Morpheus as his magnum opus.
>>221601864TELL ME ABOUT NATALIEWHY DOES SHE SMIRK
>>221601779babes die all the time and you want their mothers to care about it when it literally happenes every day all across westeros? be reasonable
>>221601875Ormund's theme. Not on spotify yet.
Favorite tracks from the shows? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9j91-18Kb4
I just noticed how they dont even use the characters themes anymore>no more UAAH UAAH UAAH for rhaenyra>no more of the somber cool hightower song
>>221601650Bloodraven was deliberately and sadistically cucked by shierra with the goal of humiliating him
HotD needs Sansa Stark!
>>221601875>>221601912For me, it's a toss-up between "The Pennytree" and "I Suppose We Could Go Anywhere."
>>221601915I think every time Rhaenyra appears, her theme should be playing. And every time Rhaenyra's theme isn't playing, the characters should ask "Isn't something missing?"
>>221601864No, they suck and are also uncomfortable. Its why women immediately moved on from them.
>>221601929This slag is less fuckable now that she’s been jonased
>>221601873If these supposed plot points were so big then why does no character seem to acknowledge it happening?
>>221601943>caring what a woman thinks This is a fake corset that still pushes her booba into a sexy shape.
>>221601957did alicent even mention it when she met rhaenyra in s2?
>>221601943>his entire knowledge of fashion history stems from one scene in Curse of the Black Pearl
>>221601972She thanked her for it.
>>221601984>t. has clearly never seen a corset or it being worn IRLi dont blame women for that one at all. These fucking things can actually break ribs.
>>221601943>Immediately moved on from themThey were used in fashion for like 300 years. Women wore corsets for longer than they have worn pants.
>>221601880>Helaena>down syndromeBro, what? Have you ever looked at her? She's just autistic, she looks completely normal.
>>221601962Only flatties wear corsets, not women with cow tits. It looks gross on them. D cup max.
>Be me>Have a fetish for modern, everyday, casual corset usage>All online corset content is either fetish, BDSM, or period piece play
>>221601880Yes, she does play the role as if she had been cast as Lollys Stokeworth.
>>221598826>Princesses are for breeding.historically and factually correct
>>221601999Most corsets werent that tightThe actual initial use for the corset was to distribute weight of the clothing from the shoulders onto the waist.t.used to date a girl who was all about them
>>221602028Should have just picked a normal fetish like futa.
>>221602049Do you still have her number? this guy >>221602028will give you 100 golden dragons for it.
>>221602017Darth Chungus
>>221602101delet this
>>221602021>>221602028Nina Dobrev has some nice Bulgarian titties
>>221599393Based Reddie cheering in the back
>>221601612season 1 bran is icsh
>>221602155is it the one Appleboy marries?Honestly... I know its played for a joke but we see her emptying the chamber pot from the tent in that scene and we see her cheering here. I think her heart is actually in the right place.
>>221602155I hope she becomes a recurring character
>>221602155Joke would have been better if she was Fossoway’s wife all along.
Shhhhhh Helaena is sleepingyou may only tap the door or you'll startle her
>>221599579Dorne wins again
>>221601934What was she glancing at?
>>221599552Napalm and Artilley
>>221602220The reason they call him Dunk the Trunk
Who's head is this?
>>221602204everyone else sleeps in their chair and she does thisperfectly cast
>>221599552Just don't? They're ice zombies. If they come down south they'll melt.
>>221602238Because he's tall?
>>221602241Joeffrey
>>221602204>sleeping like this when you have some tiddieshuh? i was told its giga uncomfywhat a weirdo kek
>>221602241Darth Vader
>>221601502DARING AND AURA FARMING EVEN WHILE BLURRED
>Uncle, Please sit.
>>221599552Send in Arya to solo
>>221601912THERE THERE WAS A FAIR BEAR
>>221602320mayhaps I'll nuncle you little bird
>>221598822Targ.....ARYAN?
>>221602304I need a gen-z translator.
>>221602320Was S1 Sansa peak sansa?
>>221602241Luke's skull
>>221602365"Dearon looks very cool, even while blurry in the background"
>>221601912Pay the Iron Price is my favourite instrumental. Jenny of Oldstones for a song.
>>221602365Real Daeron is standing in the background, blurry, looking dapper.
>>221602241What is this? Episode 4 preview?
>>221602320
>>221602241That looks like a negro-coloured hand to me. Could just be the lighting though. Maybe Daeron dares to dragon up Baela? Or Rhaena, whichever one isn't with Sheepstealer, I can't never remember
>>221602241Viserys
>>221602512>You fucking retarded cunt that cost thousands of northmen their lives because you wanted to the cavalry charge to be cool and epic
>>221602379Yes
>>221602382Luke got swallowed whole though. I guess someone could have sifted through Vhagar's droppings to find it
>>221602379she was a spoiled princess type
>>221602241this bitch crying AGAIN!? i hope emma d'arcy 41%s and never acts in another tv show ever
>>221602575>joffrey wouldn't tap thathe was gay, joffrey baratheon?
>Tears are a womans weapon, as is what’s between your legs God Cersei was so redpilled and based
>>221602520Addam, mayhaps. The final straw for Corlys’s turn.
>>221602595It's Luke for sure, Viserys and Jace would've been incinerated already.
>>221602628His mom and sis were hotter so why would he?
>>221602520>>221602638this cracka ass hoe wouldn't cry for no negro.
>>221599282uh, you don't get to claim harrenhal
>>221602628joff should have been married to his sister. bring back the old targ traditions, it worked for hundreds of years and it worked for his parents. instead they paired her with some dornish brownoid
>>221602637Her actress was too ugly and old.
new thread>>221602694>>221602694>>221602694>>221602694>>221602694>>221602694
sex with jeyne
>>221602697homosexual detected
>>221602241It's fake Rhaena, Daemon's trying to trick Rhae into believing Sheepstealer killed her.
>>221602241All this bitch does is cry?
>>221599908It’s a play on Carthage, true, but it’s a lot more Roman.Which makes sense, since GRRM likes to mix his ideas.
>>221600857Is there a version of this map for the present day (i.e. AGOT times?)
>>221599888The North didn’t, the border states did.And it was about slavery according to the states that seceded.Refute their ordnances of secession.
>>221599192>start shit>lose>play the victim Pussies
