Were they fucking? editionprevious thread >>221602694
>>221606211Why did they uglify Alicent so much?
>>221606211He could've just said "Fuck it, daughters have the same inheritance rights as sons" and prevented this.
THEY WERE FUCKING VISERYSTHEY WERE FUCKING IN A BROTHELTHEY WERE HAVING UNPROTECTED SEX IN THE MIDDLE OF AN ORGYDICK IN PUSSY, DICK IN ASSHYMEN IS GONE, THE DICK HAS BREACHED THE WALLSDO YOU UNDERSTAND your graceYOUR BROTHER WAS FUCKING HERHER, YOUR DAUGHTERHIS DICK WAS FILLING UP YOUR LITTLE GIRL AND SHE WAS SCREAMING LIKE A WHOREIS THAT PLAIN ENOUGH?
Take the half-man, he can dance for the children.
I haven’t been watching since season 1, only just skimming the newest episodes here and there.Did all the budget go out of the window? Why is every scene in King’s Landing so empty (Rhaenyra walking through her barren great hall and speaking with one courtier after another)? And why can’t they show any other sets beyond that? I guess no Fish Feed, no Reach campaign except the same tents over and over, etc.
>>221606218No you faggot, this is /got/
>>221606300Rhaenyra just took Kings Landing so they are getting rid of the Green stuff>And why can’t they show any other sets beyond that?This episode was centered around her because like i wrote, she just took Kings Landing
>>221606300Dragon CGI expensive :(
>>221606292When you think about it Stannis' faction is the most religiously diverse one>Rhllor>Atheism>Faith of the Seven>Stannis>Old gods
>>221606313Wrong again tardboy, this is /got/hotd/dunk
>>221606325We need more water sipping scenes
>>221606296
>>221606339If they make a prequel series for Aegon the Conqueror, what will be added to it? /coq/?
>>221606351>Caraxes swallows the water from the gods eye>the gods eye swallows caraxes later
>>221606339>/hotd/dunkThis is a courtesy, nothing more. This is the eternal /got/, the eldest general on this entire board, the shittiest thread that ever was or will be.
:3
>>221606352>I did the voice acting for Destiny you know
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!
>>221606252She's rotund now.
>>221606300Reach is way too kino anon, the housewives and cat ladies who watch for sapphic drama (the target audience) wouldn't care
>>221606385Egg but he dornish
>>221606252remember what they took from you
>>221606371Got's shittiness is legendary.
>>221606371But what makes /got/ the shittiest thread that ever was or will be?
>>221606300They did Fishfeed... as a song after the battle already happened
>>221606368
petition to skip all Non-Aegon scenes
>>221606289In layman's terms, Otto. I beg you. Explain it as if I was five.
>>221606423Balls deep, mating press
>>221606371>>221606428post the webm
>>221606394kys
>>221606497What the fuck are you saying?
>>221606423We could have it back if someone would smack the fork out of Olivia’s hand.
>>221606497speak plainly
>>221606497Fabian…..
>>221606374>should we hire actors with actual blond hair?>Nah, just use dollar store wigs
/got/!
>>221606538Is making women naturally more attractive just getting them to stop snacking for 5 minutes?
>>221606464why did they cut Cole's hair? He was gorgeous with the long hair. They always do that with male characters. first cast them as good looking with long hair, then give them buzzcuts, like James Lannister
>>221606423>Young Alicent is a queer they/them lesbian
>>221606587It's supposed to represent wartime suffering and loss of innocence
>>221606587what I want to know is what happened to Alicents hairlook how beautiful it used to be
>>221606587Nah he still looks good.
>>221606502
>>221606444Something about that scene felt so forced compared to Lyonel singing about a girl with missing fingers fisting people.
she looks more like Rhaenyra actress now, sad
>>221606637No, the OTHER webm
>>221606637>Euron = Daario15 years later it still fits.
ALICE WAS A SPECIAL LASSBORN BEREFT HER THUMB
>>221606211>Marry's Corly's son>Cheats on him constantly>Has 3 bastards that have the Velaryon name>Rhaenyra has Laenor "killed">Lucerys named as Corly's heir despite being a bastard >Colys brother is killed for speaking the truth>Corlys wife dies while fighting for Rhaenyras side>Fights and almost dies at the battle of the Gullet>Driftmark is looted and destroyed >Asks Rhaenerya to legitamize his 2 sons that have fought and killed for her and she refusesCalling her sons bastards to her face was completely called for. He should have said alot more. What an ungrateful bitch
>>221606637I still crack up as soon as it gets to the >Sunset found her squatting in the grass
>>221606637>my greatest contribution to humanity is I used to ritualpost in every /got/ a decade ago and it got immortalised in this webm for a few seconds
>>221606670Oh, right.
>>221606735which part?
>>221606623bitch got old.she still looks like a perfectly good HBC/Claire Foy knockoff. she really has that voice down and the doe eyes and angry depressed eyes.>>221606624no>>221606622ugh. he should suffer in a different way.
>Jon did not know what to say. "It wasn't your fault," he managed after an awkward silence.>Her eyes found him. They were full of poison. "I need none of your absolution, bastard.">He was at the door when she called out to him. "Jon," she said. He should have kept going, but she had never called him by his name before.>"Yes?" he said.>"It should have been you," she told him.what the FUCK was catelyn's problem?
>>221606623trve the hairstyles in season one used to be top notch
>>221606672Mance=Rhaegar
>>221606755is that young cat?
>>221606745Rebert's rebellion prequel next please
>>221606758Except if you were a velaryon
>>221606755She wanted it
>>221606755Why did they invent the whole thing of her wanting to care for Jon for the show?
>>221606780>young catit's her at the start of the series, she was a 33 year old MILF. They fucked up the casting by making her an old hag in the show
>>221606806Woman can't be bad
>>221606783Only problem is there is noone in hollywood to play young ned or young robert
>>221606842It would've led to too many mommy-son sexual tensions, anon. People would self-insert as Bran.
>>221606755>what the FUCK was catelyn's problem?Riverland girls are all the samei mean just look at her sisterare you really asking what is up with her?
>>221606751https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/text/this%20post%20is%20dedicated%20to%20myrcella/page/24/
>>221606755Jon looked more like Ned than any of her sons did. It ate her up inside. Bitch couldn't even be pleasant and respectful enough to be tolerable, she just had to be a complete cunt.
>>221606865and Barristan Selmy
>>221606806D&D showing early that they were complete hacks by whitewashing her. Even worse is that they chose to do that instead of one of the best scenes in the entire series. Dumb cunt would prefer the Starks get wiped out rather than let Jon rule Winterfellhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGuCiVR5mE8leaving out this type of stuff is why bookfags knew it would go to shit
>>221606883Why did you love Myrcella?
>>221606901>Your canonically 12/10 wife begs you to cum inside her every night because she’s so neurotic she wants to birth a Stark-looking childRobert ruined the greatest gig in Westeros.
tyene
>>221606637kek
>>221606371>>221606428>>221606502>>221606670
>>221606987This is the one. Thank you.
>>221606932bitch went as crazy as Lysa within a few weeks of Ned not being able to dick her daily. Ned needs to be studied, he could have fixed Cersei and probably any other crazy woman in the realm
>>221607031Cersei was addicted to brother cock so no
>>221606998The sentence for not having the webm yourself. Is DEATH. By .gif
>>221606735Thank you for your service*salutes*
>>221606783god no, they made the Starks black in the recent play about Harrenhal. I don't want to see a bunch of pozzed shit ruining Bobby's rebellion. You know it would be filled with Targ wank justifying rapeghar
>>221606374
>>221607077They are not retarded enough to justify Rhaegar, anon.
>>221606252I think it's to make her look older given in reality she's only a few years older than the actors playing her supposed children.
>>221607054Jaime was the equivalent of masturbation for Cersei, she was obsessed with Rhaegar. There's a reason she loses all interest in him when he comes back without his hand and is no longer seen as the perfect male version of herselfNed would have fixed her by breaking her prophecy schizophrenia and keeping her barefoot and pregnant
In the name of the Warrior, I charge you to rape bravely.
>>221607077It would actually be a bold move to depict Rhaegar as actually kidnapping Lyanna against her will after all the groundwork was laid for the audience/reader/wiki-scroller to believe it was mutual.
Do you think Daemon tapped that before feeding him to Caraxes?
>>221607133>Ned would have fixed her by breaking her prophecy schizophrenia and keeping her barefoot and pregnantHot but only if book cersei, not show one
>>221607077>they made the Starks black in the recent play about Harrenhal.Really? That's insane. I don't come here every day anymore to get the news.
>>221607133Cersei was retarded. She heard that Melara's death comes soon and is in this room and her prophecy was also shitty, so what does she do? Kills Melara and makes the prophecy real.If she was smart she would have deflowered Melara with cucumber or whatever so worms don't get it.
>>221607148>him
>>221607100D&D already did by writing that "robert's rebellion was built on a lie", any prequel would no doubt go along with that faggotry.>Robert is just a seething chud incel who is mad that Rhaegar stole his girl>ignore Aerys killing the Starks, Jon Arryn's heir, and calling for Ned and Robert's heads while Rhaegar does nothing to prevent or stop itThe Stark men will be played up as assholes who deserved it for forcing Lyanna to marry Robert, Robert will be shown as a drunken asshole, and Rhaegar will be wanked as some victim of circumstance like Rhaenyra. There's no way they will portray it properly as the Targs getting what they deserved for centuries of arrogance
>>221607210How old is Lyanna again? Ain't that rape?
>>221606755If this stupid bitch had found out Jon was actually her nephew she would've made him marry Sansa and conspired with Lysa, Littlefinger and Blackfish to place them on the throne, in the process getting themselves all killed again.
>>221607203Actress is a girl but the character is a boy. Ormund knew Daemon would check his underage nephew's pp immediately.
>>221607210Robert Baratheon was a canonical gigachad tho, wasn't he?
>>221607144I buy that she went willingly at first, but no way she chose to stay for months after Rickard and Brandon were killed and people started marching to war. Tower of Joy became Rhaegar's prophecy baby rape tower after that. Anything else makes Lyanna the biggest piece of shit in Westeros
>>221607244Yes and he was fucking Cersei everyday when he was riding to Eddard and Jaime had so stand guarding the tent like a good cuck.
>>221607238no, sansa is practically his sister. She wouldn't do that. Jon also "wouldn't wan't it"
>>221607210>But Robert, what about the Prophecy of Ice and AIEEEEE
>>221606758
I posted this in the Star Trek general on accident because I thought that the op picture was an image of Daemon Kek
>>221606834Lolololol
>>221607148>himNUNCLE DAEMON <3
>>221607321Ulf's wives...
>>221607238I'd love to see a POV of her mental gymnastics if she found out, it would be like her finding out Mya is a bastard and flipping her opinion x100>of course he does so well in his lessons and is so well behaved, it's because he was never a filthy bastard born of lust and sin at all!Cat's entire POV is her rationalizing her actions and world view without admitting she made mistakes or did anything wrong>>221607228even if Lyanna went with Rhaegar willingly it would be considered kidnapping and rape, she's underage and can't do shit without her father's approval. Even in the modern world she can't consent and Rhaegar would go to jail
>>221607341Character is a boy, if Faeron was a girl Daemon would dump Rhaenyra for her.
YOUZERPERS
>>221607374BRING ME AYYYGONE DA YOUZOORPAH
>>221607309This is gay.
>>221607393>Rhaegar's last words
>>221607309Thanks doc
>>221607301>Jon also "wouldn't wan't it"in the books Jon defends sister fucking to Ygritte and compares every woman he meets to Arya lmao. And book Jon is ambitious as hell, he'd jump at the chance to finally be out of Robb's shadow
>>221607406>thanks ser*ftfy
>>221607434>thanks maester*
>>221607434>thanks Maester*
>>221607309Didn't the Targs all forgot about the prophecy during GoT's era? Seems like they didn't give a shit after the Dance was over.
>>221607441>>221607445doesnt roll of the tongue as well
>>221607451Rhaegar found it again that's why he became the prophecy autist and decided he MUST fuck another man's teenage fiancee.
>>221607341
>>221607342Oh come on now. It's been years since Ulf got shit faced drunk and fucked a chicken
>>221607479>when Daeron sits the whole flight on your lap
>>221606834>I dub thee Xir Lilith of Portland. Now rise a knight and do no trauma.
>>221607475>and decided he MUST fuck another man's teenage fiancee.Trust me, that doesn't hold up in court, speaking from experience
>>221607475>Aerys is a madman>"better run off to breed this 15 year old girl instead of focusing on removing him before he fucks things up"wow, Rhaegar was a true hero sacrificing everything to prepare the realm for the White Walkers
/got/ is it over?
>>221607413He decline Stannis' offer though
>>221607549He is taking about a rooster he was raising with Helaena.
>>221607501>fucked a chicken
>>221607563I'd harm her kitty iykwim
>>221607561Poor thing would’ve gotten turned into a capon anyways
>>221606385my ears almost bled with his shriek
Which area of the world map felt the most lazily written to you?
>>221607579You'd throw it down a well?
>>221607309Thanks maester
>>221607451Yes, but we don't know when they forgot about it. Hell, the only source we have that the Targaryens knew about it is, funnily enough, S1 of HotD. However, I'm pretty confident it comes from George.I suspect the Dance is the point in history where the Targaryen's lose this knowledge, and this will probably be a plot point in the sow. We know it isn't common knowledge even among Targaryens. Viserys was clear that it was only shared between a King and his heir. Aegon would have told Aenys - I doubt he told Visenya (though he may have told Rhaenys), so Visenya and Maegor likely did not know. Aenys would have told Aegon the Uncrowned, though it's unlikely he would've told Jaehaerys, but we know Jaehaerys must have known for Viserys to know, so I suspect Aegon the Uncrowned told his wife Rhaena this, and Rhaena then told Jaeherys after he was crowned. Then Jaehaerys would have told his first born son Aegon, then after Aegon's death would have told Baelon, then after Baelon's death would have told Viserys. Viserys tells Rhaenyra, and Rhaenyra tells Daemon. Of note Rhaenyra never told her heir Jace about it. I suspect what happens in the lore and what will happen in the show is Rhaenyra will die before she can tell Aegon III about it, and Daemon obvously dies over the God's Eye/escapes to live out the rest of his life in exile with Nettles in the Vale. So Aegon III is probably the point where the prophecy becomes lost to House Targaryen.Rhaegar likely rediscovers it from very old documents in the red keep. We know this from Barriston's testimony:>As a young boy, the Prince of Dragonstone was bookish to a fault. Until one day Prince Rhaegar found something in his scrolls that changed him. The boy suddenly appeared early one morning in the yard as the knights were donning their steel. He walked up to Ser Willem Darry, the master-at-arms, and said, 'I will require a sword and armor. It seems I must be a warrior.'
>>221607612A shaft would be involved
The more she ate...
>>221607618>>As a young boy, the Prince of Dragonstone was bookish to a fault. Until one day Prince Rhaegar found something in his scrolls that changed him. The boy suddenly appeared early one morning in the yard as the knights were donning their steel. He walked up to Ser Willem Darry, the master-at-arms, and said, 'I will require a sword and armor. It seems I must be a warrior.'He read that girls prefer warrior chads.
>>221605896sorry i don't know
>>221606211egg is icsh
>>221604910>stanning for incestuous schizos over western menlmao
>>221606252why is she so sexual? i dont know why i just want to fuck her, everytime i see her all i can think about is sex
>>221607838Just remember her look in Ready Player One and you'll be okay, anon.
>>221607881I remember seeing clips after having read the book and being confused as to why she was picked to play a character who’s meant to be ugly.
>>221607910Back then Hollywood cared about showing hot women.
>>221606735Marcella is for romantic kissing
I can't even watch this show because there's no place for me to watch it. I ain't subscribin' to HBO.
>>221608070???nigga learn how to torrent
HIDE!
>>221608050uh who is saying this?
>>221608116Darkstar
>>221608104
>>221607374Rhaenyra personally feeding the poor felt like I was watching Mussolini propaganda
>>221606623that hair is pure sexo
sex with gwayne and ormund
>>221606712does rhaenyra still have any bastard "velaryon" sons left?or are the only ones left daemons sons?
>>221608253joffrey
>>2216082531 but he will die so the pureblood aegon 3 can take the throne
>>221608253How could you forget such a Strong important character
>>221608253Joffrey, in the book he falls off a dragon and dies.
>>221608253Joffrey is the only BASTARD left, after he's gone its her and Daemon's kids.
>>221608243Daeron...Criston...Me...
>>221608283Based Syrax
>>221608253>does rhaenyra still have any bastard "velaryon" sons left?Yes, Daemon's still got work to do.
>>221608289
>>221608289Those are bastards too.
>>221608289In the show all her children are bastards, kek.
>>221608337I guess you're right since Laenor was likely still alive when they were born and so her marriage to Daemon isn't actually legitimate.
>>221608327HE SAID THE B-WORD!
>>221608337>>221608343>>221608348Laenor fell off the boat and died otherwise Addam would never have been able to bond with Seasmoke
>>221608392They married very soon after Laenor's """death""", he was alive by then.
Her Smile and Optimism: Gone
>>221608421Was it worth it?
>>221608110And who... are you...
>>221607883>More rape, your grace?
>>221608421>tfw you get to the place you were starving of food for a long time and it turns out there's no food and everyone's hangryalmost makes you wish you had some kind of council of people who would arrange these matters on your behalf
>>221607883genuinely what was his plan>rape the queen consort, mother of a bloodthirsty dragon-riding psychopath>then ?????>and ??? the ???
>>221608243>>221608304hot
>>221608534he knew aemond is never coming back
>>221608534city under siege, anything goes I guess
>>221608050right on the pussy lips
>>221608534Rats demanded the fulfillment of the rape quota, and there were no catchers to keep them in check...
>>221608421>women when they are on equal ground with men Bet a domestic life with a bunch of kids and no responsibility doesn’t sound so bad now does it BITCH
The /got/hotd/dunk/ threads, which I attend from time to time - it is the most faggy goddamned thing you could ever imagine.-richard nixon
>>221608572And her toes
>>221607883warged by Bran
>>221606211I was an advocate for the gays to be open with themselves at first but im starting to think they need to go back into the closet.
>>221608534There's no stopping someone when the rape mist descends
What a gay show.>wahh I never wanted to be queen but my daddy made me do it and I need to be handheld by my unclehusband who is king in all but name and was the reason I was even named heir in the first place cuz daddy didn’t want him on the throne but I had to be a whore.
>>221608687nunclehusband*
>>221608687True it’s literally gay fag shit for whores with a dash of nigger. Blech
>>221608615
When we got rid of the dudebros we also got rid of good television
>>221608726The rape canonically made Sansa stronger.
>>221608754The lack of women tits or ass in this show is truly noticeable and dire.
Did Bran warg Ramsay?
>>221608421heavy is the pussy that wears the crown
>>221608800more like heavy is the flow
>>221608778Yes, when he raped Theon.
>>221608778Guess again.
>He rapes, but he saves a lot of lives. And he saves way more than he rapes, and he only rapes to save. But he does rape. He rapes, but he saves. And he saves more than he rapes.
>>221608688I came when I first saw this
>>221608687It sucks because an Alicent who actually wants power and is actively scheming to get it is a vastly more interesting character. She could have been something analogous to Cersei, forced into a loveless marriage but also ambitious enough to seize power when her husband died. Instead we got whatever the fuck this is
>>221609000That was supposed to be the character but in an attempt to make all wymyn characters look good they removed all agency and accountability and ultimately made them look as stupid and ineffective as they are irl. Men’s fault though.
As someone who hasn't read the complete Elio Garcia Antonsson fanfic "Fire and Blood"; How much of the story has so far been covered with all the time skip episodes in previous seasons, are we at the halfway mark or even further? I know Aemond will bite it in the God's Eye soon, but isn't Aegon in his late thirties when he kills Rhaenyra?
>>221609035Aegon wasnt even 20 when he died
>>221609033Plenty of irl women who were great schemers and politicians in their own right. Cleopatra, Catherine, Livia, Zenobia, etc. .
i thought /hotd/ was an acronym for hold the door
None of the problems in the Dance would be happening if it wasn't for the evil rapist men
>>221609207So much this.
>if you haven't noticed these two nogs here are my sons>O_OHeh.
In the name of the Father, I charge you to rape justly.
>>221606712Why didn't Rhaenyra tell him that Laenor's death was faked and he's in essos? Even if he's dead since Seasmoke was claimed by Addam, it should be some solace to Corlys after denying him an heir. It can't be damaging to them now.
>>221609351HOW CAN ADDAM RIDE A DRAGON IF HE'S CORLYS' SON? HE HAS NO DRAGONSNEED BLOOD.How can Addam ride a dragon if he's Corlys' son? He has no Dragonsneed blood. Addam and Alyn are undoubtedly Laenor's (As he himself told Rhaenyra, "Not for want of trying"), but they aged them up for no reason.
>daughter dies in childbirth far away in Pentos>tragic, but believable>son dies shortly after daughter's funeral>now that's pretty dang suspicious if you ask anyone>the spouses of both your dead kids get married shortly after, like not even a month>remember how Daemon's first wife also died mysteriously that allowed him to marry your daughter in the first placeThe fact that Corlys and Rhaenys STILL stood by Rhaenyra after this is fucking retarded.Even with the "oh they just wanted to stay connected with their granddaughters" excuse, the very idea of being loyal to the people who highly likely murdered your kids is just a fucked up idea.
>>221609535Anon Corlys has Targ blood
>>221609575No he doesn't. House Velaryon never had dragon genetics until Rhaenys married Corlys. Houses Velaryon and Celtigar are both Valyrian houses, but they never had dragonriders.
>>221609610Velaryons intermarried with Targaryens in the past.
>>221609428
>>221609641Only Targ men with Velaryon wives, never the other way around until Rhaenys married Corlys.
>>221608173how?
>you'll be Hugh the Hammer>you'll be Ulf the White>and you'll be ugh...LMAO
>>221608173>>221609743same energy
>>221609765>two hard-working patriots that had their offices stolen from them but never gave up and win in the endBased?
>>221609731Therefore some Velaryon must have been cuckolded. Cuckhouse.
>>221609781And both of them are going to end up publicly executed.
>>221608421She did nothing wrong
>>>/wsg/6192134Crazy how Renly Baratheon's last words were "Fortnite"
>>221608688Now lets see Aerion's 7
Holy shit is the fattie this stupid? Why the fuck lowborns and simple merchants asking the king directly what to do? They don't have a department for this type of shit or the fattie never thought about that? I know that the poor folk asking things for the king on an audience is a normal thing in this universe, but holy shit the candle guy complaining where he would find wax is just retard and the dragon pit guy asking "DONT ATTACK THE CITY, POPULATION GONNA WILL DISLIKE THAT", holy shit, those dragon pit guys love to suck dragon cock and don't care for commonfolk
>>221609652In the name of the Mother, I charge you to rape the yo-let's skip that one
>>221609834Kings meeting with low born people wasn't actually uncommon, it was a way for kings to make themselves known among their people and circumvent nobility to undermine their authority.But yeah the way the show does it is retarded.
>>221609610>>221609731>Lady Valaena of House Velaryon, herself half Targaryen on her mother's side. The Velaryons do have dragonblood, though from before the Conquest. That means House Baratheon also had Targaryen blood through Queen Alyssa.
Helaena Targaryen = QuaitheTrust the plan, there's no reason to actually kill her off in the show
>>221609834Departments are all controlled by Larys. They were supposed to let pass only these who have easy requests that the ruler can do for a popularity boost but now they just let all the random beggars whom Rhaenyra can't help.
I haven't watch this show in a while. The dude with 1 eye is fucking his mom now?
Alyn actor is such a charisma vacuum he inmediately ruins any scene he is in, Addam at least feels like a real character
>>221609878Now. She fucks lord Jasper now.
>>221609880>Addam at least feels like a real characterDON'T FORGET MY NUMBER
>>221609880Which one is which
>>221609880I felt that way about Cristin coles actor (Fabian frankel) and then I saw him in Task and I realized he's actually a good actor and its just the writing+direction
>season 1 Alicent is fun and a great rival to Rhaenyra, looking to ensure the survival of her children>season 3 Alicent is a confused moron sucking up to Rhaenyra and trying to kill her own sonsI think this might be the biggest character assassination in the franchise.
Imagine if they made all the characters likable villains like ormund, this show would be so fun
Honestly... This episode was hillarious.>So... As you may have noticed... I have two sons>changes angle to the two negros>And... LUCK ME... My wife accepted them before she died
>>221606623>>221606758
I CAN'T STAND THIS UGLY LIL WAYNE LOOKING BITCH!!!!!!They ruined it all!
>>221609939Ormund is cool but goddamn has this show underused himSeason 2 should have had scenes showing the aftermath of him smashing Black hosts to demonstrate he's a threat
>>221609927I miss this Alicenthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxmWpMfRapY
>>221609956if you were a loyal knight in service to king Aegon II and the dowager queen requested you service her pusy for her royal pleasure, would you?
>>221609125Aemond was 19. Daemon had to suicide charge a teenager in order to kill him.Aegon was 24 when he got poisoned by Larys and Corlys.
>>221610009i honestly really hate how dumb the dance is written
>>221609939It's mostly the actors being bad and not changing the lines, Rhaenyra and Alicent are bad actresses because holy shit how they accept to say the lines that contradicts everything they said 2 scenes prior, Rhaenyra crying for Otto was just the because the actor was amazing and super charismatic, the character should not be crying to kill the man that in her eyes killed her two sons and probably murdered her father, but since she is a shit actress she tought about his great acting and his charisma and decided to cry, just like she decided to kiss the brown-asian because well, she is a dyke.
>>221609891what was with the pic of them making out? Or was that not real
>>221609927that's stannis
>>221610009>Daemon had to suicide charge a teenager in order to kill him.kek he bodied that freak
>>221610053no it's alicent, stannis doesn't wear his hair that long
>>221610009>Aegon is going to be poisoned by his mother after she watches her best friend forever Rhaerhae get eaten by SunfyreI'm gonna scream
>>221607175
>>221610084Larys will probably still do it(in exchange for alicent giving him more foot pics)
>>221610096to be fair no one gives a shit about race swaps in plays or operas
>>221610084sunfyre is dead
>>221607819luke is icsh
>>221610064>bodies himself in the processgreat job nunc
>>221610121Is that what you think?
>>221610096hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
>>221610096jesus christ what a disaster lmao
is this entire episode just rhaenyra moping? i got fatigued by the shitty dialogue in s2 and only watch for sword slop now so want to know if this is skippable?
>>221610141>show portrays daemon stabbing aemond as an accident
Cute!
>>221610189jaehaera is iclh
>>221610084Wrong, Alicent will scape the noble life and will live enough to be the witch that will foretell Dunk and Egg future in the season 1 of dunk and egg, I can see the writters smirking "huh, everyone thinks its Bloodraven, but what if its Alicent?????"
>>221610174>Nephew...
>>221606252I think the actress just got chunkier anon
>>221610174>The only Targaryen Aemond hurts on purpose is his brother AegonYou cannot even begin to fathom how much I hate Ryan Condal.
>>221610189>mummy, can we fly on your dragon?>no, now look at this cool beetle
>>221610189How do they even hire kids that young? Like obviously the parents are involved, but does the kid even understand what's going on?
For a second, just a second I thought the writers would make Rhaenyra an actual character and make her take actual decisions on anything, but then>AH FUCK MY PERIOD>ah shit daddy Daemon tell me what to doThis gotta be the worst written character of this decade right?
>>221610225>>221610250>*Daemon has convinced Aemond to side with Rhaenyra*>*trips*>*aemond is stabbed*>NEPHEW! LET ME SAVE YOUR LIFE!>*tries to help him*>*they both die when the dragons hit the water*>*Daemon holds Aemond's body as they both die*>Nephew... it wasn't your fault... Aegon was a... usurper...
>Her kid's might be bastards, but I grew up an orphan. Egg here don't have his mother neither. I figure plenty of trueborn noble folk are right bastards, and plenty of bastards are good lads. Ser Arlan said that a true knight comes to defend those that need defendin'. I never heard no clause that said bastards don't count. So I reckon I might just be a humble hedge knight, but I'm a hedge knight swearin' his sword to Rhaenyra Targaryen
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>>221610280No she is a good written female character Alicent on the other hand...
I feel like the show wanted to do best friends to tragically forced enemies with Rhaenyra and Alicent but the shippers got too popular on twitter and influenced the show, and now Alicent has to be Rhaenyra's biggest fangirl because they want to continue catering to the Rhaenicent shippers with will-they-won't-they. I can already tell they're going to kiss by the end of this season and it's gonna be so fucking terrible. Maybe they'll even have an FFF threesome with Mysaria, Sara Hess' Asian lesbian self-insert.
>>221610280Her writing is incredible. Its literally like watching a true behind the scenes documentary of what female monarchs are like.
>>221610325Alicent is totally going to throw herself in front of Sunfyre and die with Rhaenyra.
>>221610325>they want to continue catering to the Rhaenicent shippers with will-they-won't-theyIs it working for them? It seems like everyone hates this show and it’s a failure but maybe I’m in echo chambers. Is this show even a success with normie women?
>>221610325According to the leaks mysaria is going to betray her because she feels rejected
>>221610280>Rhaenyra an actual characterThe amount of shit she's going to endure from now on is close enough to the book, thoughIt's a wild ride into decline
>>221610189/our queen/
>>221610205yes she is
>>221610348You are in an echo chamber. Everyone season is #1 in the ratings while airing, and stays top 10 year round.
>>221610317>Oh yeah, she's a (((Targ))) fucking shite. Never mind!
>>221610377Damn. Jews were right about the goyim
>>221610096This play is in London. Those are the whitest Londoners there are. They have to work with what they've got.
>>221610377>WOOAAH COOL DWAGONonly reason for that
>>221610348>>221610377Feminists are turning on the show. Alicent fans on twitter had a little backlash with the season 2 finale and it's getting worse as Alicent becomes more and more of a one-dimensional Rhaenyra simp who not only neglects her children but wants them dead.
>>221610377Proof?
>>221610406
>Time for your dick flattening session, Ser Anon
Notice how the episode ratings dropped as soon as the show turned into a "People standing in rooms talking" haha fucking normalfags hated GoT and thought it only got good in season 5
>>221610433>a woman that looks like that with a thick, barely understandable Scottish accentI'm so weak for this kind of woman, bros
>>221610362Did Phia get chunkier or is Helaena pregnant with Maelor?
>>221610286sauce
>>221609998I would rather service the king but yes.
would never occur to me to doubt some noncy-arsed gossip-loving fuccboi like >>221610413 no sir
Rhaenyra just sealed her fate pissing off the noble people. That was probably the dumbest thing in this entire show if not series with GoT and Dunk. Imagine being so fucking entitled that you preach yet have a full and stuffed mouthed. If I was in that universe I would be pissed and side with the greens immediately
>>221610472the leaks
Why wasn't this like a bigger deal? Like the Sept is bitching at her about dragons being sacrilege and stupid shit that's never been brought up before, and people are still stuck on her kid's being bastards. But everyone just forgot she had her 3-year old nephew beheaded?
>>221610351it always becomes a Game of Cucks, doesn't it?
>the greediest most entitled family is talking about greed What a dumb cunt
>>221610519which part was this? i don't even remember at this point.
>>221610413It's hilarious how they have lines like>OH THE MEN ARE CLEARLY TRYING TO RUIN THE KINGDOM WITH THEIR WARS AND SHITAnd then the female leaders turn around, can't swing a sword, whore themselves and produce bastards, and have their periods when they should be working.It's feminism in the most backhanded way.
Her IQ is just so fucking low. Imagine getting 1000 people killed then going “hey guys you will be punished for murder”
>>221610434>S3 premier after a really weak S2 has a higher rating than S1 premierWtf? How is that possible? There was a ton of hype and marketing behind S1. I didn't even know S3 was premiering until I saw the general on the front page more than usual.
>>221610096Ashara DayneOOOhhh Lawwdy! My deea brotha haz been murdared by dey white folk from da norf! Dey ebil white demons juss kill im! An now he bring da sword of my nigga brotha to me? Nigga dis bullshiiet! I ain takin dis shit. He dindu nuffin and nuffin an dey jus kill im and think i should be grateful for dis niggas sword. fuck dis mothafucka and fuck dis mothafuckin world, nigga. im out bitch ass nigga. you trippin mothafucka get outta my house or i call dem cops and shit. And you bet your white ass cracka ass i aint play no fuckin nigga nursemaid to this lil cracka! Get that shit outta my face i dont give a shit about this cracka. take dis to your own bitchass wife nigga ahh heeeelll no. oh lawdy i jumpin! fuck dis shit
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>>221610529You will serve your chosen rulers and you will not question it, westerosi man.
Like the fuck is bitching talking about? You have literal fucking dragons. What a stupid bitch. I would not be able to contain myself and would my head cut off
>>221610521moar liek a GAYme of COCKS amirite lel
>>221610564>There was a ton of hype and marketing behind S1.What are you talking about? Everyone was still seething about season 8 when HotD premiered
>>221610584This dude and his fetish for mothers.
>>221610587Not him but that's why they did a ton of marketing and it worked
>>221610587Yes, which is why everyone was so excited D&D wasn't attached, and that they were adapting a story that GRRM had already fully finished.
This show is ironically making me sexist against women.
>>221610584compare this with Tyene Sand telling her daddy not to watch the episode
Imagine if there was a much better show with a much better character with three dragons that was completely ruined and never preached feminist crap once and everyone universally liked her before she got ruined in season 8Hmmmmmm
>>221610622while old Mr Laurenti's supportive attitude is admirable I bet he felt differently after seeing that "bad poosy" scene. even if he acknowledged it to nobody
I'm watching the episode now and maybe it's because I'm in a good mood, but I cackled hard at this scene
>>221610434S3E1 and S3E2 being this high sounds to me that HoTDfans got mad about the sucess of Dunk & Egg that they had to mass vote 10 for mid episodes.
>>221610669I did not like it. She’s too stupid for me. The dragon preaching not to eat sheep Fucking ironic
>>221610639Get in earlier next time, anon. Right now there are so virtue points left to distribute, although if it's *that* important to you I suppose you can sniff the sack.
>>221610519Overshadowed by the Hanging of the Ratcatchers.
>>221610700Huh?
>>221610669not me. look at poor ratty smiling in the belief that he will be eaten and play his part in the circle of life
>>221610639>never preached feminist crap once>All men must die but we are not men That was when I started rooting for her to die
>>221610639Mhysa is a master.
rhaenyra and alicent are so so wimpy in this show, one minute trapped in a room with show sansa would reduce them to tears. not even dany, cersei, marg, arya or olenna. sansa alone would solo them.
>>221610584
>>221610685I do not mean the quality of the decision, trapping them like that. I mean the inversion itself of thinking you are being honored and cherished only to get a slap in your face, and pocket, that was comically funny. I wasn't expecting that. As for the decision itself, in the book that was the kind of shit that Rhaenyra did to everyone around her that eventually fed anger before mutiny. Should she tried a more graceful yet stern approach I guess she should have been able to buy more time, but her situation was fucked.
What happens next episode?
>>221610898Boring shit
>>221610898Kino shit: it's a green episode
>>221610898we whine at dawn ser
>>221610849Sansa did execute Littlefinger, fed Ramsay to the dogs, and got the Vale after her. more I rewatch the show, more I like her, and think Jon was stupid as shit (validated with the finale) so good she got the norf.
BEHOLD ME NOW!
>>221610995Sansa was an ok character the issue is that in season 5 Littlefinger gets brain cancer and becomes retarded allowing all of that to happen in the first placeEven when there is ok stuff in late GoT it's always built on a pile of utter bullshit.
>>221611049my man he was obsessed with Catelyn Stark he was at least somewhat retarded from the start
>>221611097Yeah but he was smart about his retarded obsession, in the show he uncharacteristically sells Sansa to the Bolton for absolutely no fucking reason. Like, there was genuinely NOTHING to gain from that, as opposed to keeping her in the Vale as his personal key to the north if he ever has to sit down on a negotiating table (which is what he's doing in the books, another girl completely got sold to the Boltons)
>>221611049Not saying the show had gripping writing, but this one HAS EQUALLY awful writing and 'supposed' girlbossing, but GOT got more than that (both writing was weak) with Dany, Cersei, Olenna, the Sand Snakes (even if they were shit), Arya murking the Night King, Sansa ruthlessly feeding her rapist to his dogs (probably the best death ramsay could have), and more. Even Missendei has more backbone than rhaenyra.
>>221611155GOT allowed its female to be evil, and good, and men to be both, so end up having stronger female characters even if there was also a terrible writing (Danny snapping out some bells).
>>221611155Oh yeah, Rahenyra is absolutely awful at "girlbossing" or whatever, they wrote her awfully and inconsistently. In season 1 she worked, young Rahenyra especially was a lot more decisive.
The more the targs push MUH chosen one prophecy shit, the more it makes me glad the starks stealth kill the night king, end the long night, and rule westeros.
>>221611214What would you have her do?
>>221610669What is that thing on the right?
>>221610898IT'S HIGHTOWER TIME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkpB4R-Zptk
>>221611245Your mother.
>>221611245No idea.
>>221611127The only reason he's even with Sansa is because of that retarded Catelyn obsession though The Lannisters were dying AND giving him stuff, no reason to leave CIA was just retarded
>>221611397>no reason to leaveLol, LIttlefinger knows the Lannisters are doomed, you said they are dying, there is nothing for him in KL. He is strengthening his position to negotiate later down the line, and Sansa being the heir apparent to the north is one big piece of the pie to hold in your hands. He probably wants to name Sweet Robin king of the vale too.You have to remember he has 0 feudal power beyond a piece of paper that says he technically should own Harrenhal, if the Lannister regime collapses hes is with his ass on the road. He knows this, he's not stupid, he knows he cannot bet on the Lannister regime.
>>221611282nooo stop thats illegal!
>>221611282Wow that’s shit
