ONE TRUE KING editionPrevious >>221606211
>>221610096they either cast blacks with the biggest lips and widest noses they can find, or they cast whites who wear nappy wigs and had their skin darkened so they can finally get work. it's all a game to them.
>>221611748How did it even devolve into picrel
>>221611835
>>221611885They are changing everything to shift the blame from sneedyraThe only thing they are keeping is the green moving the money to fuck her
>>221611748Sarah Hess and Ryan Condal should have just accepted their place as showrunners of an adaptation instead of thinking they could do better than the creator of the damn thing.Yes HOTD's source material has feminist themes within it, 90's feminist themes written by an old hippie who also likes to sexualize women. There is a certain subtlety to what he writes he doesn't have to state every 2 pages that he thinks "muh patriarchy bad".I know there wasn't much dialogue to being with but Jesus you didn't have to make Alicent a rat, you didn't have to make Aegon pathetic, Rhaenyra is not Dany, she is a self-centered whoah who ruined her Dynasty by having 3 bastards with a literal who.This scene was kino tho.
>>221611748daeron is icsh
>>221611960>Sarah Hess and Ryan Condal should have just accepted their place as showrunners of an adaptation instead of thinking they could do better than the creator of the damn thing.yeah, watching season 2 after season 1 is really depressing. sarah hess is legit retarded and deserves to be euthanized.
Rat status?
>>221612073uncatched
>>221612073We OWN the red keep
>>221612073fully delitized and loving it
Pregnant.
>>221612169You just know a MAN will kill pregnant Halaena and trigger the riots (behind rhaenyras back)
>>221612073pleased, and cheesed
>>221612235Leave it to me...
>>221611960Aegon was certainly also pathetic in F&B
>>221612337Ok tranny whatever you say
Why didn't Alicent just play along with the kid? The kid had a reason to play along and also Alicent had a reason to play along and both of them were on the same page with shared interests, so, WHY DIDN'T ALICENT JUST PLAY ALONG WITH THE KID? The scene doesn't make sense, is it really like that in the books?
>>221612235Why would they riot??
>>221612023>wHaT iF rHaEnYs CaMe ThRoUgH tHe FlOoR oN a DrAgOn?!>wHaT iF rHaEnYrA aNd MySaRiA kIsSeD oUt Of NoWhErE?!>wHaT iF rHaEnYrA aNd AlLiCeNt MaDe Up AnD rAn OfF tO eSsOs?!>wHaT iF aEmOnD aNd aLiCeNt kIsSeD oUt Of NoWhErE?!>wHaT iF rHaEnYrA fUcKs OvEr CoRlYs FoR nO rEaSoN?!
>>221612379Because that's what happened in the book the riots started when she died
>>221612442This isn’t the books. They threw fish at her and attacked her. Book Helaena was loved.
I am going to say iti am going to say it5 days ago I was whingingbut nowI think the episode was kino. It was fucking kino boys sorry>would you not blame me for what men have done?!wow a woman refusing to take accountability very unrealistic. Yes Alicent does suck, her scenes suck. Tons of great GoT episodes had dogshit scenes tooIt was kino boys sorry sarah hess does it again
>>221612464Doesn't matterShe will die
>>221612489You’re changing the goalposts
>my expectations for season 3 thus far: 6.5/10>my honest opinion: 8/10
>>221612467>omg I’m queen now i have to deal with politics and administration and ruling and my period just hit fml so unfairGreat writing, indeed.
>>221612537Yeah, that's right. All this nonsense about becoming queen/king, when in reality politics is boring, mundane stuffand a woman on her period is unfit to rule, and has brought about her own downfallloved it
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>>221612528No
>>221612554There is some kind of irl dramatic irony that they tried their absolute hardest to force women good men bad that they tanked the show pretty much and still ended up showing women in their element
>>221612601I win.
>>221612554Watching woman being a typical women is still boring though, even if it reflects reality
>>221612611I enjoyed it. Built her up as a smug retarded bitch and I'm going to enjoy when Sunfyre has his snack, literally all I wantedWhat did you want btw?If she does a good job ruling then you complain they're changing the story and showing woman being perfect
>>221612610You're gay
Finished the episode. I liked it.
>>221612631>What did you want btw?Idk honestly, less rhaenyra in general
STANNIS STANNISSTANNIS
>>221612688Honestly, I agree. We need more Aemond. Whenever Aemond isn't on screen, people should be asking, "Where is Aemond?".
>>221612701Why did I read this in Trump's voice?
poppa bear?
drinks wine. dies
>>221612684I forgot to say, there's one issue in the episode, or maybe correct me if I'm wrong: but how did they manage to bring fakeDaeron while leaving his dragon? Wouldn't that be a tell that he's not the real kid?
>>221612768daemon kind of forgot
>>221612780I'm going to wait for more anons because the way you just put it makes them look retarded (the showrunners, that is). I thought I missed something in the episode.
finally marathoned the last episode. i don't think i've ever had to endure such a long stretch of cringe before, that was rough. everyone in this show is retarded.
>>221612802I don't think the rest of the anons will be much more generous towards the showrunnersThe best you can say is Daemon left a dragonkeeper behind to watch it, which is why he arrives in King's Landing later saying what happened
One positive thing I will say for the show, is that I enjoy the prose and dialogue a lot more than AGOT and AKOTSK ... when they aren't undermining it with>Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, I'm bleedingUsually, they do a good job with making the characters sound of the era when they aren't trying to make some insane political point.
I don’t see why there’s so much hate for the show, though it does have post season 5 levels of retardation sprinkled in. I think for the most part the performances are stellar and it’s cohesive to Thrones (the books are a different matter). Like how can I hate a show with Aemond and based Ormund Hightower mogging everyone? How could I hate based Daeron?
*TING TING TING**Ahem*I drink to my brother, Prince Aegon, whose japes motivated me to fly the largest dragon in the world.To my loving mother, Queen Alicent, who always supported me in everything I did.To my dear Father, King Viserys, who has had the strength to hold on despite rotting for the past 20 years.To my mentor, Ser Criston Cole, who taught me the blade while you were going to parties and having premarital sex.And to my younger brother Daeron in Oldtown, whom Ser Criston reminded me to include in the toast.To my grandfather, Ser Otto Hightower, the most honest man in the Seven Kingdoms.And of course, to my dearest, loveliest sister Helaena, whose beauty surpasses the very stars, and her wonderful children.But wait... I am not yet finished.I drink to the memory of my great-great-great-grandfather, Aegon the Conqueror, by whose example I have sworn to Keep moving forward, Until my enemies are destroyed.I drink to my living role model, Prince Daemon, and his LONG dragon, and his beautiful daughters of unimpeachable Valyrian stock.I drink to my eldest sister, the Princess Rhaenyra, whose womanly attributes have delighted the entire realm.But most importantly of all, I raise my glass to her sons! I have never known any one so STRONG as my sweet nephews, so let us drain our cups to these three STRONG boys!
>>221612946The problem is it’s two shows in one. Scenes from a good show (greens) mixed in with scenes of a bad show (blacks). Sure you can sift through the shit to find some nuggets of gold but eww shit
>>221612768Why would they allow an enemy of the state to ride his fire monster around? Seperating targ from dragon is a major part of their weakness, it wouldn’t make sense to give him Tessarion and potentially kill people. It’s like giving a hostage a gun, you might be able to stop them but he’s already killed several of your people
>>221612768Daemon forgot. he also forgot to seize the dragon.
>>221612946I think there would be a little less hate if they got their full season 2, since episodes 9 and 10 were all pay off, made season 2 feel like build up to nothing. Parts of it were frustrating on purpose too, like "What would you have me do" was meant to lead into Daemon asking "what then would you do" and she finally does something, etcThat said, the writers still make indefensible and terrible decisions. Alicent/Rhae is terrible, Alicent is horrible, how do you fuck up blood & cheese
>>221612958>whom Ser Criston reminded me to include in the toastKek
The One True King deciding to, after rigorous skinchanging training with Larys, magically command a horde of rats to overrun the Red Keep and deliver constant psychic damage to the Whore of Dragonstone is kino asf. 5th Gen Warfare.
>>221612958>his beautiful daughters of unimpeachable Valyrian stock
>>221612946>And to my younger brother Daeron in Oldtown, whom Ser Criston reminded me to include in the toast.
>>2216130041 king, 13 clans.1 goal: eliminate the cunt of dragonstone mother of bastards
>>221612973I can see this angle but, even witj late stage Thrones, it was better acted and produced than just about anything on tv. Hotd is a marvel to watch, regardless of it’s flaws, of which there are many
Sigh, what could have been.
>>221613015I openly admitted there were late GoT levels of retardation sprinkled in, but Blood and Cheese doesn’t sour a dozen food performances and the production value the show has in general. Would you admit that, when it’s good, it’s good?
>>221613040don't tell me they're fucking Cole's death
>>221612973This was most evident in season 2, when you would go from one awful dogshit scene in dragonstone where you want Mysaria to just die painfully, to a kino green council scene with character development for everyone
Hightowers are growing on me as a concept I’m not gonna lie to you
>>221613052A dozen GOOD performances**, forgive my accidental pun before I get 10 replies
Aemond only lost to Daemon because he abandoned his virginity to a Riverland she-bastard.Had he stayed pure he would have crushed his pedo nuncle easily.
>>221613078Ormund mogging everyone made me a fan, I didn’t know the character existee until last week
>>221613052I made this post here >>221612936so I acknowledge there are positive qualities. HOTD S2 and S1E9 are Season 8 tier, but the rest has been at least interesting.
>>221612826The logistics of it is so weird, imagining how it happened, the clues as to why this kid couldn't be Daeron.>>221612986Right, but while he separated the kid from the dragon, it did nothing? The army marched back and the dragon stayed there? Surely it was being "controlled" by someone, so it must have been those dragonkeepers, right? Were they always with Daeron/Hightowers or were they accompanying Daemon? If they went with Daemon, didn't they notice anything weird? I don't know, I think it raises a few weird questions as to how it happened. Maybe I'm just being autistic with the details.
>>221612958>>221612936The season 1 memes were so good bros. Those were better times for the general for sure.
>>221612992In comparison is kickstarted S03 spectacularly. I really like the season so far. And I love how they were delving into King Landing's logistics and whatnot, since it's the kind of stuff Martin is autistic about in the original stories.
>>221613093Yeah I think that’s what did it. Now when I imagine Hightowers I think of cocky snobbish chads with charisma and distain for plebs and not nerds with no aura
Either George didn't tell Ryan what the deal with Alys Rivers was, George had no idea what the deal was and kept it vague on purpose, or Ryan refused to adapt it. The Alys Rivers x Daemon connection is more significant in the show than her connection with Aemond will be, which feels ridiculous.
>>221613136It's kinda infuriating. Aemond having a goth witch gf was kino>She sees much and more, my AlysIf they cut this I barely even care about the gods eye. Fuck it.
This new shitposting is so sad
This dude thinks he's hotshit. Is he though?
>>221613091>Nuncle>Rashers of bacon>A man grown
>>221613078Wait until you find out about winds of winter
>>221613078Give in, anon. The Hightowers, despite being First Men and probably GEOD-fuckers like the Daynes, are also, somehow, basically peak Andal performance. The Citadel, the Starry Sept, the Hightower, Oldtown, all situated at the mouth of the Mander as it flows out into the Sunset Sea. The soul of Westeros is in that place.>>221613025If Condal and Hess give us Warpfyre + Jaehaera survival, they may yet merit a stay of execution.
>>221613136It's completely inconsequential and we need more women talking scenes.
>>221613112/dunk/ was pretty good. Always brightened up my Sunday night. The threads, I mean.
>>221613178I mean, Aemond's decision to abandon Cole and spend over a year in the Riverlands can only be explained by Alys lol. It is absolutely consequential. I know you are being a bit sarcastic, but I needed to say it.
>>221613161>unable to control his soldiers >raped by roddyHe aint.
>>221613096The Hightowers are Daerons blood family, there would be dragon keepers to transport the dragons if him and his siblings yes. Tessarion was probably expected to be delivered a short while after Daeron arrived and then locked in the dragon pit, then Tumbleton was “taken” and real Daeron has Tessarion
>>221613199eh, anyone could get distracted burning the riverlands
>>221613199He wasted over a year waiting for Daemon so no it wasnt Alys.
>>221613199>can only be explained byGeorge writing the entire dance in slightly drunk afternoon
>>221613173Hightowers stay winning
>>221613230Yes, it was Alys.
>Nothing happensWhat the fuck?
>>221613282Nah.
Why are greens like this?https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1783484212825014.mp4
>>221613161yeah. until he dies
So is Sunfyre actually dead? :(
>>221613206So that makes me think that the dragonkeepers were there during the exchange and thus watched fakeDaeron being delivered, went along with it even though they spent most of their time with the Hightowers, then got attacked while moving Tessarion by their own host and are now siding with Rhaenyra. It just feels sloppy the way it happened, but again I'm probably obsessing over nothing. kekThanks, anon
>>221613361No
>>221613361No, I think they are intentionally trying to trick the audienceNotice how often they mention it lately, he's coming back.
>>221613331Zinc in the water in Oldtown.
>>221613361no. just badly hurt. kills the dumb queen. dies later though from just being fucked up
THE KING THAT BORE THE SWORDBLACKFYRELACKFYRE
Jon Snow sequel when, Kit was phenomenal in Industry
>>221612073DA RATCATCHAS! What has Aegon done to them?
>>221611748Corly's anger is so forced among other things that were presented as problems throughout the episode, there was no reason not to believe Rhaenyra would make good on her promise considering she listened to the petitioners and she knighted her dragon riders, there was no need for him to ask for a favor that early, and Rhaenyra's dilemma about it is also forced, it's a simple thing to do but the only excuse I could give her is that the High Septon refuses to crown her thus it might be better to wait to legitimize the bastards when she herself has been legitimized.
>>221611748There’s only the one true queen!
>>221613786Queen of whoring
>>221613786>"When I came to provide advice to Your Grace, your face was in your hands and you were weeping inconsolably. Snot was dripping from your hands. Disgusting"
>>221612073In the walls, sire.
season 1 bran is icsh
>>221613015red keep isn't guardless in either one. in hotd and fb both they use hidden passages only the ratcatchers know about.
>>221613595Daemons (or should I say his supporters) are just as annoying as Rhaenyra and neither is recognized as legitimate KWAB
>>221613929Daeron "the good" Waters (who even calls him good? maybe the maesters) is no true heir and certainly no king of mine.
>>221612946Why are they changing so many things? They don't have the excuse that the book is not finished like with GoT & ASOIAF. This should have been the easiest slam dunk in the world.
>>221612946>like>based>moggingmaybe you like the show because you're a zoomer npc and you're the target audience? crazy i know
>>221613780corlys is canonically an npc retard who gets bamboozled for his entire life's worth by larys
>letdaepondeneyeyoo dis welbeurnointinCould you try that again Sonoya?
>>221614238Was Shae this bad, I don’t remember anymore.
>>221613780>there was no need for him to ask for a favor that earlyMy reading is that he's "shellshocked" from the recent battle + thinking that he could go down at any moment and his lineage die with him, that's why he's not interested in postponing it. I think Rhaenyra also considered that instead of "having his tongue for that".
I refuse to watch this after the disaster of Season 2, but are Glidus and Alt Shift X still glazing Season 3 like there's no tomorrow?
>>221614238I genuinely can't understand what says half the time
>>221614390I think she was more intelligible
>>221614238Is there anything that reasonably explains this casting, performance and writing beyond Hess has the hots for the actress and character?
Where do you guys think this series will end? Shortly after hour of the wolf with the narrator addressing the fate of alicent, jaehaera, and little viserys?
>>221612802The dragonkeeper literally says in the episode that he managed to survive being attacked by Ormunds men. The dragon was on its way to Kings Landing when Ormund had the dragonkeepers killed and took the dragon inside Tumbleton. The only stupid part of that plot is that we see dragonkeepers by Tessarion when the fake Daeron is handed over so why would they be surprised by some sort of subterfuge involving the dragon.
>>221613062It's not confirmed whether or not he will be killed by a bunch of archers but butchers ball is this season. There is a shot in one of the trailer with Coles men surrounded and basically all being slaughtered.
>>221614617This season ends on Tumbleton and i assume Ulf and Hugh turning on Rhaenyra. Which leaves gods eye, fall of kings landing, rhaenyras and aegons death and the riverlords ending the war. With 8 episodes last season i think hour of the wolf is possible but i doubt any further than that.
bros I can't do it, I can't watch this, looking at Rhaenyra sniveling and fumbling and crying and doing exasperated whiny speeches with no end is so annoying, I can't watch it. If they wanted to make her incompetent, FINE, that would be fine, why must 60% of the show be her bitchass crying and moving autistically? You could remove almost all the scenes in the show where only females are talking and it'd be a more cohesive much more engaging watch. I don't even hate women.>>221614617they will make up two seasons of bullshit to try to cash in and set up several possible spinoffs and have their market analysis autists figure which one would be the most profitable
>>221613013>unimpeachable Valyrian stockwhenever this is uttered i burst out laughing - saka zulu stock perhaps
What do we think, in hindsight, of the decision to make Aemond make an attempt on Aegon's life?
>Rhaenyra is defeated>Viserys's ghost appears>"Father! Is it... over?">"At long last. No woman rules at all, my realm's delight...">"I see... only bad ratings... before... me">Viserys closes his retarded daughter eyes as Corlys walks in>"Without its girlboss command, the restless fandom will become an even greater threat to this show... Ratings must be maintained. There must always be a Retarded Wokelyrian character...">Viserys ghost disappears>Corlys retrieves the Woke Crown and examines it>"The weight of such a burden... must be mine. For there is no other...">"CORLYS! You hold a grim destiny in your hands, brother - but it is not your own">"Vaemond?! By all that is salted...">"The dragon's flame sealed my fate. The world of the Canon can no longer comfort me. Place the crown upon my head, Corlys. Forevermore, I will be the jailer of the normies">"No, my kid brother. I cannot">"Do it, Corlys! You and these trans knights have your own destinies to fulfill. This last act of kino... is mine">"You will not be forgotten, kid brother">"I must be forgotten, Corlys! If the world is to live free from the tyranny of bastards, they must never know what was done here today">Corlys nodes>"Tell them only that Maegor with Tits is dead. And that Vaemond Velaryon died with they/them... Now, go. Leave this stupid season, and never return..."
>>221615049Miss this little nigga like you wouldn’t believe
>>221611748is there a special team that cleans up corpses of anyone impaling himself by tripping in that hedge of swords the steps of the thronea parody of the show would have this shown non-stopkings impaled, queens impaled, princesses impaled, kingsguard impaled, hands of the king impaled, emissaries, and so on. From cleaning ladies of anyone even remotely approaching it,
>>221611748The doggie of the ratcatcher is the best character in the series.
>>221615041It was stupid but kinda based that he just saw weakness and pounced. He’s the only one doing fuck all for the greens.
>>221611835why is sansa smiling at them?
>>221611748the "i did not do nuffin" is at the vale with the sheepstealer....
>>221615049Kek
this fake Daeron is prettier than most of the female cast in this show
>>221611748since the HoTd written material is sort of whatever (written by the victor or propaganda or something distorted at points), since the tv series is sort of whatever... there is no definite story as to what happened? This is like alternate marvel timelines? So we could get a novelization of this which would make it all a worst salad of naath (black sub-saharan africans) of unimpeachable valyrian white skin, purple eye, silver hair stock?!
>>221614845>dragonkeeper ldragons are but a handul, dragonkeepers are extremely few as well.When they all die off or most, the tradition and things that cannot be transmitted by reading some book would be lost forever.They seem to be dying off pretty easily, in the written material the ones at dragonstone are killed off i think.The loss of the dragonkeepers is as bad that of the dragons.
POPPA BEAR!
>>221613206>Hightowers are Daerons blood family, there would be dragon keepersdragonkeepers reside at dragonstone and king's landing, they are sent from there to other places if need and are not "native" or residing anywhere else
>>221611748The Dragonkeepers numbered seventy-seven men tasked with guarding dragons day and night wherever they might lair.The guards wielded swords and wore suits of gleaming black armor. Their helms were crested by a row of dragon scales that continued down their backs, diminishing downwards.77, armed and armoredwe got some janitors
Stop raping, ser.
Cersei mogs the fuck out of Rhaenyra.
>>221615125literally an ftm tranny
>>221615301There is another one in the One Piece show
>>221614238I like her accent and would fuck her on a whim in my kitchen listening to her talk.
So we're all in agreement that Ormund is the most /fa/ in hotd right?
>>221615301>>221615333I thought wokeism was dead, why do they keep shoehorning these freaks everywhere
>>221615407We are not.
>>221615415Because they are women and cute no matter how much they wanna be called men
>>221614238>oh fuck it, just shut up and kiss me
>>221615415don't forget emma darcy (nonbinary) and the pirate leader (mtf)
>>221614617>the fate of alicentDying of old age in rhaenyra's arms in essos?
>>221615603Based
Behold me now! I am Aegon Targaryen, second of his name. I am Viserys' true heir, the sixth King of the Andals, and the Rhoynar, and the First Men!I was anointed by the High Septon in the light of the Seven, and it is in their light that I stand before you now!Strike me now, and the Stranger himself will take retribution! The Warrior's sword will be judgment upon you!Yes, you may well try! But now you will only see me light through the ash, with a vengeance righteous and glorious!
So the only reason they are going to Rooks Rest is because Sunfyre is not dead and that is where he is gonna have his epic speech right?
>we rhaenyra fans are the morally good and superior faction. down with the patriarchy and white supremacy!>IS THAT NIG-I MEAN VELARYON QUESTIONING OUR BELOVED QUEEN? OFF WITH HIS HEAD NOW
>>221615433George really named her Lady Jane Aryan
I don't want to lose her....
>>221615407Depends. How high is his tower?
>>221615742This but unironically.
>>221615776So who pushes her in the show? Alicent?
>>221615797She stumbles while trying to avoid stepping onto a rat. Such is the price King Aegon paid for slaying the ratcatchers.
>>221613649Fucking A.
>>221615813Kek
Cersei and Visenya making out
S3 Jaehaera is the sister of S2 Jaehaera. She was also Baby Jaehaera in S1
>>221615829Kino
>>221615526i didnt know this show has a lot of trannies in it, thank God i stopped watching this shitshow
>>221615835They got time traveling babies now???
>>221615835
>>221615061that smug fucking smile gets me every single time
Will we ever get a mid-flight dragon duel with sword fighting in the middle of a raging storm?
>>221615829So we can all agree that Cersei/Jaime are Aerys' children, right?It would make everything more ironic. Jaime killing his dad like Tyrion did. The incest. Robert's children being Targs. Joffrey and Cersei's insanity. Tommen having a pet named Balerion. Tyrion being Tywin's only child. Fake Targ Aegon taking their crown.
>>221615872>with sword fightingWould look stupidMaybe they'll do it with DaemonD bowl but if they do it will be stupid.
>>221615880>Fly me closer Vhagar, I want to hit them with my sword
Well, /got/hotd/dunk/?
>>221615874Yes, would be fun if Cersei gets one of Dany's dragons
>>221615910what if ser pounce impregnated drogon and Vaemond 2 came out?
>>221615910what if balerion fought balerion
>>221615910what if rickon wished for his family back and every stark who ever lived was brought back to life
>>221615945Well we first have to establish whether or no Ser Pounce was officially married to Drogon or not. Otherwise...>>221615954What do you think happened when he flew off to Old Valyria with Aerea?
>>221615910Some jeet really asked chatgpt to generate him a "what if" got scenario and then made this video. This is the future of youtube, btw.
>>221615910What if Corlys Velaryon farted on admiral Lohar's balls?
>>221615682>BUT YOU DREAM, LARYS
>>221611748larys/varys, same position, how unoriginal can this junk be?
>>221616170Thanks George
The Lands of Always Winter is the worst fictional location name ever put to paper
>>221612375There's no fake Daeron in the book. What they did in the show is completely retarded, because they had Daemon only take (f)Daeron with him and leave the dragon with the hightowers. The trick wouldn't work if Daemon would want Daeron to fly his dragon to KL with them.Alicent blurting out that this kid is not her's I can accept. She betrayed it first with a facial reaction the second she saw him. That's realistic, if you were not in on the ruse and genuinely came expecting an emotional encounter with your lost child. I'm not sure if that really was the writer's intention though, or if they just needed to move the plot along.
He comes....
>>221615835>She was also Baby Jaehaera in S1Baby *Helaena not Baby J. my bad
>>221616225>the plotthe plot makes no sense whatsoever at this point, its whateverness
>>221613062>Colethe actor sucks and so does this armor
>>221616239What's more the trick wouldn't work even on a basic level because targs have purple eyes so Daemon would clock a fake immediately in the books
>>221611960>Rhaenyra is not Dany, she is a self-centered whoahsounds like you're describing Dany to me
>B A S T A R D Show does this nigga still have a head?
>>221613004the ratcatchers were the only obstacle to this plan
>>221616428Killing him would require her to actually do something all on her own.
I'm so glad we got that White Worm kissing scene last season instead of starting to characterize Daeron and Ormund ahead of timeI'm so glad we got nothing out of them until now so they could hide the shitty and retarded fDaeron plotline that served no purposeExcellent use of screentime, very cool.
>>221616491You just know Ormund will have about 10 combined minutes of screentime, basically Harry Strickland-tier.
>>221616428because
>>221616525Don't care, still auramogs all the blacked charactershttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1783501241380891.mp4
I found it funny how the show treats season 1 Alicent telling Aegon the blacks will kill them all as a maniac, when this episode Daemon was like>You gotta kill him>possibly torture beforehand>Remember to put his head on a spikeAnd the solution was to send him to the fucking wallSeason 1 Alicent (a different character from current Alicent) COMPLETELY vindicated. Rightful or not, Aegon taking the crown was an act of self defense.
>>221616695I mean, that's not even a question, i'm agreeing with you. Instead of an entire episode on Rhaenyra being retarded in the Red Keep, could've taken some time to do Ormund.
If you have a negative opinion of the Hightowers, you're brown.
>>221616695Lol I came here from that post. That was my thread.
>>221611748we need a spin-off series full comedy/parody with a barbecued aegon and larys clubfoot and their silly adventures.
>>221616830I thank you for your service, good serhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1783502799835549.mp4
>>221616917>>221611748joined by the ratcatcher dog as an unwilling sidekick
>>221616817Being born a Hightower is life in tutorial mode
>>221614587her ass shot in s1
>>221614238Why does she speak Creole? I don't understand the purpose of this character aside satisfying Rhaenyras dysphoric penis envy.
>>221617144>I don't understand the purpose of this characterSarah Hess self-insert
>>221617144>I don't understand the purpose of this characterVagina Guevara
Corlys and Aegon are the only likable characters
>>221617227I like Cole and Gwayne, and now Ormund tooAnd I like Aemond even if he's a bit of a dipshit for burning Aegon
>>221617223>Vagina GuevaraUh oh, she's getting dragonroasted against a wall by Rhaenyra kek>>221617144I love how Daemon gives zero fucks about her desperate attempt to be king with mistress sidepiece included, like she'll always be a silly woman in his eyes. Doomed relationship
>>221617245good point, let me correct myselfCorlys and Aegon are the only well written characters in this shitshow
>>221612235I would riot too if someone killed Halaena.
>>221617256aegon is a rapist and corlys slut-shamed rhaenyra
>>221617256True, but only season 2 AegonSeason 1 Aegon was comically villanized, with the rape and the bastard fighting pits, directly contraddictory to his normal behavior in season 2
>Alicent immediately lets her captor know that the imposter in not her real sonYea no, this is retarded writing and probably written by a childless woman.Irl Alicent would do anything to protect her son and let Rhaenyra think she's exiting her real son, instead of now driving her to go hunting and executing the real one.
Doing a rewatch. I don't think Olivia Cooke is a very good actress. It's actually quite embarrassing watching her act alongside Rhys Ifans
>>221617334I can't stand rayneeras voice
>>221617313i already said they were well written
>>221616248No, no, no!
>>221617334Really? I think she's pretty good at playing the uptight daddy's favourite manipulatrix. I can't really fault her acting.
>>221617323Alicent got possessed by a demon from seven hells in episode 8 of last seasonShe is no longer Alicent Hightower, a character with qualities and flaws, and has become an agent of pure evil with no redeeming quality.
>>221617134Then why is she laughing at him?
>>221617372Look at his face, he just dropped a banger
>>221617361Yea she got possessed by a feminist, gives up not one, not two, but all THREE of her sons in some way or form to serve the almighty vagina king.
>>221617361>has become an agent of pure evil with no redeeming quality.evaluation seems a little premature to me bruh but then I remembered there're virtue points to be had, which to a certain type of poster means a great deal
>>221617376He looks sheepish enough to have followed through.
>>221617323Wrong. Shes a woman and a woman would want to see her son no matter what.
>>221614238I've hated this actress in everything I've seen her in except Maniac where I thought she was a kino cutie. WTF happened.
>>221617399Alicent is not stupid, she knows Rhaenyra is a paranoid freak that is squashing any and all possible claimants to the thrones, and now that she discovered that one of the green sons is in a plot to fool Rhaenyra with an impostor she's immediately thinking he's a threat that must be killed. She put her son in danger.
yeah like this >>221617384 idiot
>>221617161>fucks both daemon and rhaenyra>acts smart when is fucking retardedyup it's sara hess self-insert
>>221617386>evaluation seems a little premature to me bruhShe sold out 3/3 sons, the one she FORCED to take the throne, the one she manipulated with mommy issues, and even the completely innocent one who legitimately did nothing yetShe opened the city gates to the faction who had her grandson beheaded in his own bed, in front of her daughter.She is abject, utter, complete evil. Absolute evil, even. I felt less disgusted by the likes of Joffrey, who would not have sold out Tommen to the enemy.
>>221611748the series from the start fails to convince that anyone actually wants to sit the throne and that the throne has any actual value. Scipti sucks and tries convince by childish declarations to the viewer, the actors are weak and have little to no presence and even if they do the script and lines are so bad nothing works.The series feels paper thin and hollow with no essence in it. Its almost as if they are begging to be believed; yes i want the throne, yes this event is important - please believe us.This is a pile crap.
>>221617384she doesnt care about her father being killed either or her brother being in danger. she cannot feel love towards her male family members, or towards men in general (obviously she didnt love viserys or cole). shes basically a hateful lesbian who was forced to marry and reproduce
>>221613174the maesters are a first men thing, the only andal thing is the faith of the seven religionand oldtown and the hightower are situated in the honeywine not the mander you dumb nigger
>>221617134BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP
>>221616525James Norton's a well-known actor in the UK and was pretty close to the top of the opening credits. I'm sure he'll be around long enough that he can't possibly dodge all the glazing attempts from /tv/.
>>221617485I keep thinking he's Dermot O'Leary
>>221617493Bugger me...Can't fault you there.
Yeah you are right Hess, why have a Cole scene when he dies in 3 episodes, give me another Misarya scene, inject that shit into my veins.She needs to speak MORE at the black council, that's what the blacks need, more Misarya. EVERYONE fucking LOVES Misarya scenes.
I like the show BUT I'm getting pretty sick of the they/them tranny whining in all of her scenes
>>221617541>a Cole scene when he dies in 3 episodes
>>221617552Imagine listening to a queen who's never known true suffering, moaning about running a castle/kingdom, when that's all she's wanted for many years. At least Damon is a genuinely fearsome warrior, I could respect him as my leader.
>>221617552muscling in on your action anon?
>>221617567>At least Damon is a genuinely fearsome warrior, I could respect him as my leader.ARISE, SER TANLY A. FAGGOT!
>>221617568I'm way too ESL for that idiom, you're gonna have to rephrase that one buddy
>>221614587HBO is ESGmaxxingAdding troons and diversity into your principle cast is an insane ESG boost. I don't know what race she is but the probably ticks multiple boxes.
>>221612379smallfolk loved her?
>>221614587>Hess has the hots for the actress and characterIs there any genuine reason to believe that?
Hopefully next episode is decent
>robb's children are... BASTIDS>...and ther mother's a whoor
A blessing in the name of the Seven Who Are One.
>>221617627We will probably get 4 more 'struggles of being a hyper privileged woman' eps before a big battle in the last one.
is the dance of dragons based on any historical event like how GoT is loosely based on the war of the roses?in HotD everyone and their actions come off as retarded robots instead of pragmatic humans. no one on Rhaenyra's side is motivated by self gain, they are all honor bound goodie two shoes, but in actual history the lords who support the weaker claim to the throne do so for self betterment. also despite being strict honorable paladins they overlook that Rhaenyra has 2 obvious bastard children and eschewed all sense of decorum before the war.the male heir has the capital, crowned king in the sept, and the biggest dragon. Rhaenyra only has the oath from a king that was dying with leprosy, (also why the fuck did they not settle succession before he rotted to death? in history sick and infirm kings abdicated their thrones to their selected heirs.). Aegon has the stronger claim so the only reason you'd support Rhaenyra is so you can go from a minor house to a major house.
>>221617541>Rhaenyra...*high nasal blabbering* ... de thron.... *blabbers incomprehensibly* ... je aee de kween naw .... *high nasal blabbering continues* .... demon tergeryn... *blabbering continues*... dragon dragon ....
>>221612073The realm kind of forgot about cats
>>221617629Ned is not based enough to disrespect women
>>221617669It's based on The Anarchy in 12th century
>>221617669>in HotD everyone and their actions come off as retarded robots instead of pragmatic humans. no one on Rhaenyra's side is motivated by self gain, they are all honor bound goodie two shoesThis is show bullshitIn the book both sides are ruthless and convinced there is no other way out of the situation than the destruction of their enemiesLords switch sides all over the place according to their benefit
>>221617669>WE AFF CUM TO DIE>FOR DA DRAGON QUEENat least the seem to be conscious about their function
>>221615091>Jon lusting after a redheaded woman
sex with the lady of the vale
>>221612073Otto built an army of loyal rat banner men
>>221617756THE DOOOOOOOOR THAT FINAAALLY OPENS
>>221617766???Otto is on the side of the rat catchers, not of the blessed rats.
>>221612768>let hostage ride next to you on their own motorbike on the way to jail
>>221615415lesbian showrunner, a fucking tranny eceleb got casted anon. people kept watching despite having n******* valyrians, the dei casting will not stop
>>221617776LEGITIMIZE MY SONS SHOW
>>221611748>WHAT??? I DID NOT ASSUME THAT THESE TWO BLACK MALES WERE RELATED TO YOU, A BLACK MALEdid they really have to have this "yeah im white but im NOT A RACIST CHUD" scene?
>>221615776I want her to be my older sisterwife....
>>221617778Not the sameThe police has no reason to take a motorbike. A dragon in westeros is an entirely different matter
>>221617787Rhaenyra doesn't see colour, she's a good girl.
>>221611748are there no aphrodisiac diseases in the world of grr martin? only one mention was some wart from the actor.Seems everyone is fucking everyone, whores, nobles, commoners everything is fucking but there are no diseases.
Fuck….im sneeding
>>221617780>a fucking tranny eceleb got casted
Erm I can’t make your sons legit because erm..well…shucks Hahahahaha
>>221617792>letting your hostage ride their own tank to jail
>>221617780let me rephrase then:I thought wokeism was dead, how come there's a lesbian showrunner shoehorning these freaks
>>221617702so the book has political intrigue like GoT and the show just sidelined all of it to have Rhaenyra and Alicent come up with the dumbest schemes possible?
>>221617787all velaryons look the same
>>221617816She couldn't even promise Ulf that his wife can stay in the red keep until a suitable mansion is found or builtCompletely committed to destroying her own cause
>>221617816she should have said i cannot make naath natives into targaryens or velaryons, you are not valyrian.AI will be used to replace lines and this will become funny,
>>221617780>a fucking tranny eceleb got casted anoni think lohan actoress did a good job. was only in 2 episodes anyway
ranyra is a shit queen.
>>221611748i assume that somehow the dragonknight assumed that dragonkeepers would handle the dragon that the hostage left behind and take him to KL.
>>221617837duh
>>221617816>i cant legitimize your sons because it would anger the nobles... now excuse me i have to go and threaten and humiliate the nobles and rich merchants, rob their houses and feed them rats.
>>221617822the dyke showrunner got picked around 2020 where woke cancer arguably at its peak
>>221617825The book is an history book narrated by maesters and septons, thus with unreliable narrator, but at no point is Rahenyra's side the goody two shoes side at all. Rahenyra herself in the book is much more cruel and Alicent is her bitter enemy, not her lesbian lover o algo.It's not as good as mainline got, but its much better than the show.
>>221617846Based Mysaria sabotaging her rule
So how is she going to die now? Hopefully eaten alive
>ctrl+f>"rape">2 resultsStep it up you mongs
>>221617888AlrightI read some leaks... are the greens really going to orchestrate a semi fake rape of Ulf's wife? Why are they like this? Always raping?
soon
>>221617833I don't want to see any trannyfags onscreen
>>221617807well alot venereal diseases like syphilis are from the new world which doesn't exist or isn't discovered yet in GoT world.
>>221617854Obscene glazing of Cregan
>>221617909>slips
>there was supposed to be a 2nd volume of fire and bloodjesus fucking christ can this fatfuck finish any his works?
I think this episode was better than the first two
>>221617940mayhaps
>>221617940He has never finished a story. Even Fevre Dream just kinda ends without a real conclusion.
>>221617816whole episode was just rhaenrya speedrunning her own downfall
>>221617940he said hes going to finish some more dunk novels, then fire and blood 2 then winds.
>>221617921others existed
>>221617931Yeah the image was made by a Blackfag probably. All true Greens hate Cregan here. Autistic beyond measure, has something to prove, did our boy Larys wrong even though Corlys got to walk.
>>221617945This is a fact
I think the biggest fumble of GRRM is making Aegons daughter die and the green line to die outHaving her survive and continue with the marriage to Aegon III would be poetic. The whole dance killing off the dragons and what does the family have to show for it? Nothing, nothing gained, everything lost
Wait, aren't Alyn and Addam supposed to publicly be Laenor's bastards? Which in turn would help bolster the STRONG BOYS claim to being not bastards by making Laenor not appear as a homo
>>221617854The book is way overpraised. Its a nonsensical book written entirely to just be a series of discussion points for forums. The Maester will say things are "certain" or describe events no one should be able to see perfectly, and then just make up a random thing to be ambiguous for forum discussion.>And then, we know to a certainity, that Daemon, in his private quarters with Alys Rivers and no one around for 100 miles said "I covet my wife's throne". No Maester desputes the facts.>But then, at a speech in front of thousands, Aemond os reported to have said "Sticking your dick into a Weirwood tree makes you a Greenseer". Though this was recorded by a court stenographer at the time, Mushroom gives a different account, telling us Aemond actually said "Starks are naturally Greenseers, but lose this power when they stick their dicks into Weirwood trees". Alas, Maester Llewin tells us that we may never know what happens when one puts their dick into a Weirwood tree. Read more at awoiaf.westeros.com/forum.
>>221617919nobody cares
>>221617432>Alicent is not stupidYes she is. Shes a GIRL.
>>221617854based Red Kraken
>After the fall of King's Landing to Rhaenyra, Mysaria served as the queen's mistress of whisperers in all but name, although she did not join the small council. Rhaenyra apparently approved of Daemon sleeping with Mysaria each night.[1]The Cuck Queen
>>221618014dropped from the show because they casted actors on their 30s to play the Hull bastards when they are teenagers on the book
BRING ME THE YOU-ZERP-AH
>>221618244Velaryon 15 years olds are built different
>>221618258Tell that to the judge
>>221618183BRING ME DAEMON, AND MYSARIA, SO I CAN BE THE KEKSERFER
Rhaenyra Triumphant
>>221614587Sonoya's family is loaded and she pretty much pays to get roles.
>>221618281playstation 1 goblet
post young alicent.
>>221615125>>221615301>>2216154154chin has always loved trannies as long as they are passable. he is, he's cute and i wouldn't mind sucking his boyclitty and im not even gay.
>>221618288>[...]'s family is loaded and [...] pretty much pays to get [drives]many a such case, sad!
>>221618357>and im not even gayWhy would you be gay? It's a woman
>>221615125I prefer the septon at trial of seven
>>221618357>m not even gay.as long as you do not take a cumshot in the butt you ain't gay
New>>221618452>>221618452>>221618452Baked a bit early because yesterday the thread fucking died as nobody wanted to bake
>>221617334"I'm acting!"
Have the Seven performed any actual miracles or magic like how the lord of light has his shadow monsters and resurrection?
>>221617755Sansa doesn't see him that way
