Double standards editionPrevious >>221611748
THE SEED IS STRONG
He went to the lab and discovered that blond hair is a recessive gene
>>221618452A family with zero blondes in their family tree can't produce blonde offspring with a family that does. It takes at least another generation.
A blessing in the name of the Seven Who Are One.
sex with lady jeyne arryn, lady of the vale
>>221618509> zero blondes in their family tree>It takes at least another generationIt never showed up, but they married with blondes and a variety of others plenty of times, black simply always wonAlso red hair is recessive as well and look at the tullyrats ned produced
I hate this artist.
>>221618538Red hair is a genetic defect that can always show up, it works differently than recessive hair genes.
BAKER, THE YOO-SURF-TURPER!
ALL HAIL KING AEGON THE SECOND, THE RIGHTFUL HEIR TO VISERYS THE FIRST
I'm pretty convinced by this last episode that Rhaenyra is not supposed to be some put upon who we are supposed to feel sorry for, she's just bad at her job, she is not good at ruling.
>>221618567SIXTH KING OF THE ANDALS, THE RHOYNAR AND THE FIRST MEN
Rhaenyra the Breedable
>>221618597Jaehaera is so lucky
>>221618597It's incredible how good xir is at acting, you may well be tricked into believing she's a real woman!It's as if xir was BORN for the role of a mother!
>>221618452We missed out on having a book accurate Catelyn. Her retardation makes much more sense when she's younger and hotter.
>>221618597Helaena, the Queen of love and breeding!
>>221618546Why?
>>221618657The faces stink and he made fun of jaehaera.
>>221618642A anon of taste
>>221618597Strong was smart. Only around to breed her, not listen to her fucking whine and whinge. "I may have the frail body of a woman, but I have the heart of a king." Shhhh, baby girl. Your body isn't frail, it bears me the heartiest of bastards, now shut the fuck up.
>>221618546Could be worse. Could be that one Tumblrfag who is trying to make the Starks brown.
>>221618642>>221618597Look I'm not saying I'm pro incest or anything but I get it.Like, if I was a targ prince, you know. I can imagine myself in the situation is what I'm saying. It's still bad but yeah, you know. You get what I'm saying right?
>>221618597>>221618642Why are Targaryen women so hot?
none of the woman actors in the show can act even half as good as cerseialicent is just an adult version of the mopey zoomer from all marvelshitrhaenyra is just a modern woman copying paddy considine's acting with a high school theater play level execution
So Helaena dying will drive Alicent mad or will she still want to eat rhaenyra out?
why did he do it? why take some lord's busty and breedable wife as a "prize of war" and why cum deep inside her fertile unprotected womb on a daily basis? it was wrong
>>221618677Tumblrfags try to make everyone brown. And then they give them vitiligo and a random disability for good measure.
>>221618888>Helaena anon the showrunners dont remember this character exists half the time or why or what she is doing whatever shes doing. the characters might as well be the nigga from westworld when it comes to her, or blood and cheese.
>>221618914I know but from Alicents perspective. That’s her redemption and the only one she care for.
>ai spamming facebook faggot got bored of engagement baiting and fucked off for 3 days striaght nowodds he will show up one last time to spam during next epevens he burned out
>>221618924>but from Alicents perspectivemy post still applies. she will not care at all after 1 ep. rhaenyra seeing jace for 3sec after her 2min sperg out in an ep dedicated to her is all that comes out of that so alicent will just fully ignore helena's death.smallgods will still riot and kill 4 dragons over it though
>Daemon forcing Rahenyra to execute Otto in an embarrassing and unregal manner as she cries, trembes and wets herself>Misarya convincing Rahenyra to make an enemy of all of the nobility for 2 days of bread (which will also mean less bread in the future as merchants will avoid the city)>Corlys not giving advice in council nor petitions when he sees her having difficultiesIs Rahenyra unironically getting sabotaged by everyone in some grand conspiracy (when she's not doing the stupid things herself) , or do the writers not realize how fucking stupid this all is?
>"I am almost a woman grown, ser. I'll let you spank me, though ... but first you'll need to tilt with me, and knock me off my horse."would you tilt with EIlia if it meant getting to spank her?
>>221618629>younger and hotterIsnt one of her first lines "im feeling the pie running out of me, not sure If I can still get preggers but mbe?"
>>221618961gold cloak guy and "wear the chain for gravity yo" handmaiden seem competent
>>221618452This was triply retarded in the show, since Renly had brown hair, young Stannis had medium brown hair, and Shireen had dirty Blonde hair.
>>221618910One of my favourite genres of videos is vitiligo sufferers who have whiteish features and ~90% white pigmentation clearly reluctantly suffering through a "get ready with me" video where they apply makeup to match their brown spots rather than just erase them because they know if they dared to accept that they're rather be perceived as white their "ally" community would rip them apart.
>shes a strong and independent woman!>noo corlys disrespected her please daddy daemon do something!!
>You get offered Harran Hall as a reward for your servicesHow do you politely tell them 2 whores and a bottle of wine will suffice instead?
>mysaria talking >”I can sniff a lie”>muteHow do people enjoy this shit
>>221619141Not much else with these production values and le world building.
>>221619141Writing on the show isn't the greatest at times, score & scenery carry a lot of it.
I love how Emma speaks high valyrianhttps://youtu.be/9WU8iYNiNW8
>>221619065>im the rightful king of westeros, bobby's kids are all bastards. just look at them, they have blonde hair!>my daughter? uhm no thats like completely different, stop questioning the one true king!!
Why did Daemon propose to conquer Dorne and Essos when he's already seen the future?
I feel like mysaria would kidnap little boys.
Why didn't Stannis fuck his wife more?Having a single daughter with greyscale is a failure of his duty as lord of dragonstone.That alone should disinherit him.
>>221619240Because she’s ugly as shit.
>Dressed green for pparty Yesterday>Felt the immediate urge of raping womenMaybe Condal and Hess arent entirely wrong?
>>221619263So turn the lights off or abdicate.
>>221619298*for a party
I fucking leprechaun raped my sister on saint pattys day for not wearing green
he would have been team green
>Rhaenyra is defeated>Viserys's ghost appears>"Father! Is it... over?">"At long last. No woman rules at all, my realm's delight...">"I see... only bad ratings... before... me">Viserys closes his retarded daughter eyes as Corlys walks in>"Without its girlboss command, the restless fandom will become an even greater threat to this show... Ratings must be maintained. There must always be a Retarded Wokelyrian character...">Viserys ghost disappears>Corlys retrieves the Woke Crown and examines it>"The weight of such a burden... must be mine. For there is no other...">"CORLYS! You hold a grim destiny in your hands, brother - but it is not your own">"Vaemond?! By all that is salted...">"The dragon's flame sealed my fate. The world of the Canon can no longer comfort me. Place the crown upon my head, Corlys. Forevermore, I will be the jailer of the normies">"No, my kid brother. I cannot">"Do it, Corlys! You and these trans knights have your own destinies to fulfill. This last act of kino... is mine">"You will not be forgotten, kid brother">"I must be forgotten, Corlys! If the world is to live free from the tyranny of bastards, they must never know what was done here today">Corlys nodes>"Tell them only that Maegor with Tits is dead. And that Vaemond Velaryon died with they/them... Now, go. Leave this stupid season, and never return..."
>>221618642You just know she has a thicc bush...
>>221618509>family with zero blondesKing Robert's grandmother was a Targaryen
I remember team black were propping up rhaena and I read the book and she legitimately was in another city going to tourneys and then when the war was over she married a Hightower. wtf is this shit.
I talk about and read this this series every single day and I still need to look up wich one is baela and which one is rhaena whenever im forced to talk or think about them
>>221619352An absolute jungle. And I would love it. Imagine the smell.
>>221619434That is the great thing about the bush, really seals in the aroma
>>221619422Easy. Baela doesnt give a shit about anything>my hubby is dead :I>We were kids together :I>heres your dead son :IAnd Rhaena is anorexic. Which sells the "lost in the vale" story well.
uh, you don't get to bring hightowers
>>221619383wait until you hear his paternal ancestor is a Targaryen too. The entire Baratheon line is basically what happened when a Targaryen fucked a black-haired lady with super dominant gene.
>>221618642Tap the snail
>>221619449No underwear to seal in the flavor thou. Not sure if plus or minus.
>>221619474stinky rags to ferment the scent, anon.
>>221619462....
Your childrenare BASTARDSJoffrey is a BASTARDLucaerys is a BASTARDJacaerys is a BASTARDand YOUare a WHORE
Aegonbros...the rats...
>>221618536t. Jessamyn Redfort
It would have been so much nicer if Alicent was on Aegons side re the Ratcatchers>He just lost his son! My grandson! What are the catchers of vermin next to the blood of the dragon, my sons son and heir!Alicent could have been kino.. instead. Uh. yeah
>>221619518well at least they are not sub-sahaan africans in a white wig pretending to be pureblood valyrians
>>221618536Imagine if we got the scene with her and jace where she mommydommed him and made him 'bring her to climax with his tongue' before aligning to RhaenyraEveryone would have loved it, women, men. It would have gone viral, which they want.It would have even shown a woman dominating a man. You'd think in theory everything is in their favour to do itBut the simple fact that I am here posting this - I, a white male, wanted it - is literally the only reason they didn't include it. It would have made a few of us happy. Denied.
So what's the deal with Euron
>>221619618fingie in da bum
>>221619618he is a sadist that lies all the time
>>221619542they could do the funniest thing
>>221619618He’s ir*nborn
isn't the obvious inevitable thing that Euron will try to do stuff but then nothing will happen, lol, and he'll die embarrassingly to the chadtowers
>>221619618>be bloodraven>looking for a kid who wargs and can green dream to save the world>find 10 year old Euron and awaken his third eye>he tells you to fuck off and starts using his powers to conquer the world and LARP as a tyroshi sellsword on the other side of the planetBasically it's all Euron's fault. In his eagerness to find a student he forgot to check if they were evil or not beforehand.
>>221618858What would you have them do?
>>221619661>Basically it's all Euron's fault.I mean bloodraven.
>>221619339I'd have loved to see him go to town on team blacked
>>221618452egg is icsh
>>221619339>>221619691>I now remember that one kid on r/TNOmod who wore a hoodie with Albert Speer's face on it to school
>>221619618he is a reddit character and one of the reasons why martin cant write
>>221619751Quick: Euron and Darkstar in an edge-off: who wins?
>>221618452Him being hyper-aware of heredity makes sense given that he's been having to keep a life long secret that Jon Snow is his bastard son (while he's his biological uncle).Living like 24/7 that probably changes your phenomenology/how you look at things; like other people's kids and checking if the drapes match the curtains genetically.
>>221619770>this is my special donut steel euron greyjoy>he is the prince of the ironborn but he has magic powers, a magic horn to bind dragons, a full set of valyrian armor and blue lips because he is warlockeuron easily
>>221619713sad to find out he has two gay dads and they statistically probably abuse him (theater people forcing theater life on a child)
What’s happening next episode to cause this?
>>221619117It’s absolutely haram that no lord ever thought to rebuild on those grounds. Without dragons at the time it would have been an impenetrable structure of the region that could have signified strength once again.
>>221619770Bloodraven
>>221619773Catelyn being obsessed with her own fertility makes her own POV kinda funny whenever she looks at other women.
>>221619804Isn't it too expensive to maintain
>>221619800I saw someone say it's a fake Rhaena, Daemon is trying to say she died to hide her and sheepstealerNo idea if it's true. The reaction is overwrought considering her (non) relationship with Rhaena, but maybe it's an "everything causes her to break down" moment or somethingno idea
>>221619811he's literally me
>>221619800>mfw my favorite whiskey distillery gets bought by a corporation
>>221619811rude desu
Yusurperrrrrr
>become lord of harrenhal>build new castle next to the old one >curse avoided
>>221619839asking your throne usurper, civil war starting mom if she loves you is kinda dumb
>>221619786>but he has magic powers, a magic horn to bind dragons, a full set of valyrian armor and blue lips because he is warlockmagic power of a warlock; does hr really? they do not seem very reliablemagic horn; we do not really know what this does despite the storiesvalyrian armor; is it now? is it really vakyrian steel , or something else?blue lips; his "magic" his "visions" his brain that has turned to jello by nowhe had to trade a dragon egg to get faceless men to kill his brother
>>221619851>asking your throne usurperThe throne rightfully belongs to Aegon, tranny.
>>221619854yeah all true also a kraken but the faceless men make sense because he had to keep his hands clean and aegon 5th need a dragon
>>221619800>more woman crying momentI'm starting to tire of it.
>>221619874so the faceless men have a treasure room with dragon eggs and other rare items and not just gold etc
>>221619812it's good writing (back when Martin wasn't such a hack); when the writer inhabits the characters he writes with knowledge on the character themselves knows (that gets revealed to the reader at a future time in the story). We're seeing the consequences of Lyanna & Ned's conspiracy on Ned's wife & family before we even revealed the conspiracy (answering: why do the characters have personalities/temperaments as such?).This fictional phenomenology with the character depth/development is what separates good stories from shit ones. It was Dostoevsky's secret.
>>221619383>"Your brother... or your lover?">"What possible proof could you have for such treason?">"Your children... are blonde...">"Robert's Grandmother was the daughter of Aegon the Fifth you stupid faggot. Guards, behead this nigga immediately.">[ series ends ]
>>221619770always darkstar assuming both are in their prime, but euron wins in sadistic torture of people if it was a contest
>>221619894you can probably pay them with land as well as long as you offer something of equal value to the life of the target
>>221619851And in the end it turns out she doesn't.Alicent just hates all her sons, and seemingly hopes they get brutally killed so she can bitch to Rheanyra about it.
>>221619914>f equal value to the lifeeuron's brother was a king/warden but the iron islands are very little so his life was not worth that much and it still took an egg
>>221618642A younger brother husband would've made her happy
>>221618629No. It would make too many people self-insert as Bran, anon.
>>221619928the thing is the faceless men decide the price plus jaqen wanted the egg for w/e he is doing in the citadel, maybe he is aegon like people say
>Hugh's wife gets assaulted>Her brother defends her>Ormund forces Daeron to kill himIt's all so tiresome...
>>221619800>THE YOOZERPAH EVADES ME!>crys
>>221619874>also a krakenhe will need massive human sacrifices to summon it for one use or to contact deep ones to fight for him if its symbolic
>>221619884I'm warming up to it, sexually
>>221619975he is offering high religious figures like his brother for sure
>>221619812Did Cat have a pregnancy fetish?
>>221619994summons cthulhu or dagon, any of them just eat him and his crew and go back underwater not giving a fuck about his plans
>>221619960How does that make Hugh switch sides though? Because rhaenyra didn't rappatriate them to king's landing fast enough?..
Stop raping, ser!
>>221620009I'm sure leyton will handle euron himself or destroy both of them along with hightower
is Meera Reed jewishfu?
>>221619800rape of joffrey
>>221618677Anon...I...
>blackpilled againstIt's over, I've been mogged... I've been gaped.
>>221619960Small folk don’t count
>>221620031having him eaten by ye old cthulhu as a late night snack would be funnier
>>221619999Checked and yes.
>>221620093What the fuck?
>>221620104I doubt the kraken or any kind of magic can take leyton from the hightower considering the magic nature of the tower foundation
He should be king instead of that whore, Rhaenyra Targaryen.
>>221620120Like one anon said they are the whitest people in london.
>>221618452Arya looked like him
>>221620124i mean euron being eaten
>>221620136He would be Maegor 2.0!
>>221620202oh yeah that would be a nice way to fix that mess of a plot for sure
>>221620204He would get himself btfo and then kill himself when he’s backed into a corner and die without an heir?
>>221620204>>221620239Daemon would probably be a better version of bobby, doing nothing but picking a strong council to carry the realm and he would destroy any rival with his dragon.
>>221618664>he made fun of jaehaera.Really? Fuck him, his bittersteel/bloodraven memes are reddit anyways.
God I miss him. The greatest king Westeros ever had.
>>221619811TGC came up with that line on the spot. That's why olivia smirked
>>221620263He would be Napoleon. He would just conqueor in Essos until he finally lost. Daemon has no intention of ruling. He just wants to be on the road, fighting.
>>221620093is this "play" still happening? if they butchered the casting like that I can only imagine what they've done to the actual script, so I'm curious if it had any spoilers
>>221619959Its retarded because they price themselves out of ever doing anything important.
>>221620343Opens next month.
>>221620357they don't care about doing important shit thothey are priests working for their god
>>221619618He's a pathological liar and seethes when getting called out by "us".>"I am the storm, my lord. The first storm, and the last. I have taken the Silence on longer voyages than this, and ones far more hazardous. Have you forgotten? I have sailed the Smoking Sea and seen Valyria.">...>"Have you?" the Reader asked, so softly.>Euron's blue smile vanished. "Reader," he said into the quiet, "you would do well to keep your nose in your books."
>>221619141i started muting her scenes this season. feels good man.
>>221618501I know a guy, white guy with blonde hair and blue eyes, had 5 kids with a brown haired brown eyed Mexican. All 5 came out looking like Hitler youth propaganda.
>>221618509And it’s widely known that Ned Stark had a PhD in genetics.
>>221619618He is meant to be anti-Dany/Bran in that he wants to be le magical choosen one, but isn't. He will probably end up being consumed by some Eldritch monster that he summons.
>>221618509Who is gonna break the news to poor Stannis?
Smallchads, gather around!>Only the Mother's mercy can save you, but you drove your Mother from this city with your pride and lust and avarice. Now it is the Stranger who comes. On a dark horse with burning eyes he comes, a scourge of fire in his hand to cleanse this pit of sins of demons and all who bow before them. Listen! Can you hear the sound of burning hooves? He comes! He comes !!he comes....
>>221619827>but maybe it's an "everything causes her to break down" moment or somethingWell, she is on her period. Nta but it was me who said it's fRhaena specially after the leaks of deamon having a father moment with her and the other recent leak of Daemon attempting hide Rhaena's involvement in the Gullet.
I’m waiting for the sequel where it’s explained how Westeros went from incredibly diverse to entirely white.
BRING ME AYYYYGONE DA YOOZOORPAH
>>2216198129>>221620488Magic n sheet man, westerosi Yakub be making wyte pepo.
>>221619618> Hrothgar of Pyke and his krakensummoning horndragons vs kraken
>MOTHER!>*thwack*>FATHER!>*thwack*>WARRIOR!>*thwack*>MAIDEN!>*thwack>CRONE!>*thwack*>SMITH>*thwack*>STRAAAAAAAANGERRRRRR!*squelch, dribble, thud*
>>221620488Aerys II killed them all
>>221620305You mean Renly.
>>221620488we will get prequel to GoT about the event known as the great nigger purge also known as "the great buck troubles"
>>221620305>he named his sword widow's wail lol what a cunt xxxdmeanwhile other swords are named things like dark sister, heartsbane, orphan maker etc. joff did nothing wrong and people only hated him because he went against "house good guys"
>>221620568>"house good guys"reddit meme and not a real trope
>>221620305It's kinda funny they didn't even pretend he is Baratheon, just full on Lannister armour and colours.
What was with the whole "eat the rich" speech the fat fuck in the blue started spewing to the queen when she was on the rag.Is that book accurate? My jewdar started going off the moment I heard her speak
>>221620488remigration. they all went home to the summer isles
>>221620582Joffrey thinks of himself as a Baratheon and was initially disgusted at hearing the rumors about his mom and "uncle"
>>221620584>Is that book accurate?take a wild fucking guess
so...dany's affection towards Drogo was all just Stockholm syndrome, right?
Starks are the biggest Mary sues ever
>>221620623They were literally getting gaped during the early seasons. Both Ned and his eldest son were retarded honorfags.
>>221620305I like the part where his council had him a perfect political outcome of discrediting the stark shitters while maintaining them as allies but then he just went fuck it we'll do it live and killed the main norf because he knew there was no point in half measures since he knew his cuck foster father would protect them, so the rest of the norfs also chimped out and declared war along with some t*lly retards and they were all but rid of the norffs for good until his norf loving midget step brother killed him.But, alas, he was a BASTARD, and his mother a whore, and so died a bastard's death.
Fookin bastid….
>>221620619no
>>221620693He was literally a rapist pedophile.
>>221620623in the show yes
>>221620601I think Robert being a total failure of a dad is what fucked Joffrey up.
>>221619825Yes, Harren the black basically enslaved the Riverlands and used their labor to build it, it's not feasible without the mass slave labor
>>221620732Bobby b didn't seem like such a bad person but I guess having a oneitis like that really cripples a man. Also Joffrey's siblings were very normal so we can't place the full blame on Robert
>>221620701coping roastie
>>221620619not really, she was also taming him to stop being brutally raped everyday and night
>>221620758Tommen was a total wimp who was arguably a worse king and Marcylla was practically raised by the Dornish.
>>221620777>trainingshe was being trained him him, she started lusting after his BDC after a few weks
>>221619339Brave Companions are the Dirlegang of ASOIAF
>>221620609name any socialist country where stuff like this happened. you cant. only in countries where the rich rule with absolute power
What went wrong?
>>221620824America is the greatest country in the world.
>Bodies Daemon twice in a tourny in front of all his friends>Takes his future's wife v card while she is in her primeGod Cole so thoroughly mogs Daemon.
>>221620833FAFO
>>221620841Wish Cole had fought with a sword instead to further mog Daemon.
>>221620418Means the brown eyed woman have blue eye genes in her dna. To get blue eyes, you need to get blue-blue recessive genes from both parents. If you receive blue-brown, you'll have brown eyes.The mother then must have had blue-brown genes, and by coincidence gave the blue one to all five of her kids. It's weird but it's normal and can happen.
>>221620701Women love that shit
>>221620841he did good. lowly dornish boy immortalize in history as "kingmaker"
>>221620833>start a war>loseThat's pretty much it.
>>221620833Blacks are evilNo wonder they were overthrown
>>221620841Come to think of it, Daemon has never won a fight against a named opponent.
>>221618770they need to look good enough to override the anti-incest feelings of their brothers
>>221620927Blacks won chuddy, their line persisted
Can't wait for small waifu in season 2
>>221620833I miss Alicent.
>>221618770>one looks like the troon from euphoria >the other just looks like a mid autistkek
>>221620956Not a thing in real life tho
>>221620777Respect his culture chud>>221620833Jaehaera not marrying ME
>>221620927>rhaenyra costs the blacks their dragons>civil war every other generation >overthrown>house rendered functionally extinctBetter than being a misogynist, chud.
>>221620969>Their line-ACK!
>>221621005dont forget they intermarried to the dorniggers
Jaehaera will live in the show. The only reason her bloodline died was as karma for going against Rhaenyra, and since show alicent is rhaenyras closest friend there is no need for karmic punishment. Dany will defend from both girl boss queens
>>221620969>their line persisted
>>221621050Is there any actor alive who can portray young bobby properly?
>>221620969>Blacks won
>>221621044jaehera is too cute to die
Would gregor be well respected among the dothraki
>>221618961They cant have her fail through any fault of her own. She must be blameless, she's too perfect to be king, how sad :'(
>>221621066Why did fatman feel the need to give her such a torturous death
>>221620992yeah irl they'd all look retarded after only a few generations, but targs are magic dragon fuckers or something
>>221621067he would be raped
>>221621137>such a torturous death?
THIS IS SEIZURETHIS IS THEFTIT IS TREASON
>>221621170yes
Just watched Dunk&Egg. I had no expectations knowing how bad, ugly and dark GoT and HotD are, but they actually tried with this one.
>Show Gwayne will marry RhaenaKino
>>221621161that didn't stop some brothers from fucking their hot sisters
AU where aerion and aemond link up
AU where aemond is daemon's child, taking baela's place
If they need money is Viserys Warhammer collection worth anything?
>>221621327did you missed the part where aegon destroyed the warhammers?
>>221620859i wish they fought with their erect cocks & coal triumphantly ejaculates his sperms on the face of damon
>>221617441I can just hear this bitch’s writing everytime Misarya opens her smug mouth. Would definitely hatefuck this hapa dyke if she looked like picrel all the time. Imagine the grip.
>>221619034She's, like, 32 when she thinks this.
>>221621174What a cuck
>>221621359
>>221621174shut the fuck up unc
>>221621359k jake
>>221620833>Jaehaera grabbing Helaena's dresscute
>>221621174
>>221620732No, joff is a born psychopath. Better parenting might have made him more competent one though
>>221620833this "anime/cartoon" aesthetic is so ugly. fan artists should exclusively draw in classical portrait painting style.
>>221621473What would you have them do?
>>221621473I rather they did more anime stuff than the garbage faggots like jota saravia put out.
>>221621489like the illustrations in dunk
My top 10 rapers 1. Craster2. Softfoot 3. Robert Baratheon 4. Aegon II5. Wyl of Wyl6. Jon Roxton7. Roose Bolton8. Euron Greyjoy9. Gregor Clegane10. Jasper Wylde
>>221621453
>>221621548STOP RAPING, SER!
>>221621568I literally can’t, I’m a green
>>221621552FOOKIN BEE MAGIC
>when some reddit faggot complains about people wanting Jaehaera to live
>>221621548Why is Craster at the top of the list?
>>221621174THE HIVE REMEMBERS
>>221621618If you're ok with Jaehara living then you're ok with all the retarded shit they are doing.
is Helaena a grown-up Luna Lovegood?
>>221621460I stand by that it's because he was raised by his psycho mom, and getting all that power at a young age just made it worse.
>>221621624He’s the Arthur Dayne of rape and the best character
>Suggesting that what Craster did was rape
>>221621648Holy shit, it is.What is this archetype called and why does it arouse me so?
say it.....
>>221621698manic pixie girl + born sexy yesterday
>>221621552>he painted his mustache amber color so it always looks like he just ate honeywhy are beesburies like this
>>221621698thank me later: https://archiveofourown.org/works/52148947/chapters/131901538
>>221621698>sexually innocent>mentally a childbasically pedobait
>>221621752NTA; the Harry Potter fandom on AO3 drives me up a fucking wall because they use sexual tags on fics that have ZERO sex in them.
>>221621698Basically, the Western equivalent of a kuudere + autism waifu
I made this during S1 as a jokefucking Hess and Condal stole my joke and put it in the show
>>221621640As long as it pisses off George I don't care.
>>221621735>why are beesburies like thisBased beyond belief?
>>221621056Clive Standen
Looking back on it, its crazy we got through eight seasons without a single word about Daenerys period since it’s obviously so relevant
>>221621174We were stripped of seeing Ormund wrecking the Beesburys at the Honeywine and taking them prisoners.
Which women are canon titcows in the lore?
Anyone else who read the books for the first time in the early 00s missing those days when Ice and Fire wasn't massively popular among normalfags?
>>221621845well she's barren canonically so would she even get periods
>>221621868Shiera and Cat for starters.
>>221621792But i deeply despise kuudere charachters.
/dunc/ bros we are in
>>221621845>since it's obviously so relevantExplain.
>>221621845they cut her iconic diarrhea moments too, absolute hack job. menahwile we got shitting scenes both in dunk and hotd
>>221621066guyswhats that on haelenas neckgulp
>>221621640They already changed so much that they might as well change her death. I’d stick to my principles and take the L if it was a faithful adaption but it’s not so give me the fan service you gave the other fags or fuck off
>>221621868Sansa is canonically a budding titcow.t. read AFFC
>>221621900>slow horses>the diplomat>the gilded age>your friends and neighborsTV's so bad nowadays that akotsk looks like a masterpiece next to that trash.
>>221621910non-book-reader hereare dunks constant digestive issues and pre-tournament puking-on-purpose in the book or is this some weird anorexic/Chronic bowel disease insert.
>>221621900Only things I watched in here are dunk and plurbus (dunk good, plurpuss bad)
>>221621900>mfw
>>221621900Pluribus is winning even though Dunc deserves it more.
>>221621982>me 5 seconds after the bedding ceremony with haelena
>>221621991pluribus was awful and I don't know why people jerk it off so much. That show makes From look like shit actually happens
I miss them.
>>221622003Based. I'd kill for some white Targaryen bush.
>>221621548How can Jasper Wylde even be in contention when he didn't even get his victim's smallclothes off or his own genitals out?
>>221622036I am very close to googling what white drapes on valyreon style mulattos look like.
>>221622026>posts a bunch of white haired incestuous aliens like we’re supposed to know who the fuck they areThey all look the fucking same, Duncan.
>>221621947>I'm a faggot and I want gay changes
>>221621991Pluribus is middle age white woman slop made specifically for awards, but it doesn't even matter cause HBO will pull all the strings for The Gilded Age amongst the judges and leave Dunc out to dry.
>>221622070
>>221622072It’s jaehaera and jaehaerys!!
>>221619462That lean is kino.
>>221622070>hotThey look hot, that's what they look like.
>>221622026>bald fuck condal finally averaged it out>not 4 legs>not 2 legs>3 legs, right down the middle
>>221622117>That lean is kino.*mogged*
>>221622143
>>221622146I AM A SURGEON! I AM A SURGEON!
>>221619462This silverhair fuck better die. None of that bullshit the book pulled.
>>221622146why the fuck are so many girls creaming their pants for the guy in the bottom? Seriously
>>221622178You know very well they’ll have him fuck off to Essos with his witch.
>>221620799explain ?
>>221622239I know...
>>221621409i guess that what happens when george reads online forums where modern women share their feelings and applies it to a medieval married character that already shat out what,4, 5 kids?
>>221620197Look at the image very closely.
>>221622313maybe she was addicted to her husband's cock?
>>221622328>32>has 4 kids>whataboutmyfertilitynah. I refuse to believe.
now let's see what condom+hess's tranny fanfic has wrought
>>221622024>>221622078you love capeshit
>>221620488Tywin's concentration camps program under Aerys
>>221622356nothey wrote 1 season and split it into two with excessive padding and the other non-plurbed characters do fucking nothing
>>221622374That would make Tywin too based, anon.
>>221622146The show is so fucking ugly.
>>221622380>noyes>they wrote 1 season and split it into twono>excessive paddingno>other non-plurbed characters do fucking nothingno
>>221621548Euron Greyjoy raped his own little brother you gotta give him more points for that
>>221622414welcome to modern tv where every character standing 5m behind are blurry, and where the saturation slider is brought down to 50% of what the original raws are
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>>221621991Isn't pluribus that thingy from rick and morty? They made a show about that?
>>221622440Why do they do this? Don't they know nobody likes this?
>>221622447solid looking lad
anons is it feasable to have Rhaenyra getting eaten by aegon's dragon by this season's finale?
>>221622456no thats a plumbus lmao pluribus is latin and means "of many" or "many".
>>221621900DUNK-a-kino won't win (that category). Pluribussy or Pitt for sure. They have 9 emmy noms total though so they should pick up a couple. The categories:Outstanding Drama SeriesOutstanding Fantasy/Sci-Fi CostumesOutstanding Period or Fantasy/Sci-Fi HairstylingOutstanding Sound Editing for a Comedy or Drama SeriesOutstanding Special Visual Effects in a Single EpisodeOutstanding Stunt PerformanceOutstanding Music Composition for a SeriesOutstanding Production Design for a Narrative ProgramOutstanding Cinematography for a Series
>>221622419wow great argumentsWithout googling, can you name the unplurbed characters that aren't Carol, Diabetes and Manousos?
>>221622461its because they dont bother decorating the sets or finishing them, so they either CGI in the rest of the sets or if they run out of budget/time just blur it, i guess. like with the green guy >>221622146 it's to mask low res crowd NPC models
>>221622489off the top of my head.the chink family.the rich nigger.the pajeeta and her son.though i dont know why you'd care about them since the story clearly establishes they already gave up trying to fihgt the plurb.
>>221622506Rome was so kino holy shit. Shame it only had 2 seasons. It was quite colorful too.
>>221622447>he actually saw a doctor because he thought something was wrong with him
I miss them
>>221622440>>221622461Shallow focal depths look expensive, require some thought and good glass. Ideally it's more immersive and feels more real. Similarly the desaturation is an attempt to make the shows "gritty". Like all trends in entertainment it's misused and overused, but also like all trends people tend to forget why the new trend was successful - people were bored with the old one. Now personally I like the original Shogun, but if you pay attention the 70s beige and brown is not exactly subtle, nor is the hairstyle on Chamberlain. Since you're no longer surrounded by 70s shows it's not as grating.
>>221622551My Queen
>>221622540S3 where they go to fuck up scotland would have been kinoverload.
>>221622559saaar criston
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>>221621419>>221621438Fuck bros now I want to hatefuck Hess so bad, something about her ratface and gently used vagina that I can’t resist.
>>221622645FUCKING BASED Colechads and Hightower chads stay winning
Wow, they really need to stop giving emma so many closeups, her wonky eyes bother me.
>>221622483dunk will get musicI think that was done really well
>>221622558>Shallow focal depths look expensive,not anymore, especially wiht ai slop that always blurs backgrounds by nature. >more immersive and feels more real. its less immersive and real because you are somehow incapable of seeing the set right behind the character at all times>require some thought not when its constantly used which most shows made by hacks do.> but also like all trends people tend to forget why the new trend was successful - people were bored with the old one. its more about emulating success, and then once studios start producing shit that does well ignoring the ugly cinematography execs take it as a positive signal and thus a shitty trend is born. nobody can argue that GoT's early seasons with its frequen real sets and location shoots look worse than the digital slop that is hotd
>>221622673>"Hightower chads">when they're not even the most powerful house in their respective kingdomlmao
>>221622673>dude he's an incel for refusing to be a whore that makes him based
>>221622721>most influential house in all of Westeros>home of the Citadel and the Faith of the Seven>second wealthiest house after the Lannisters>current lord is literally a wizard cooking up a fucking laser towerTry again.
>>221622721>when they're not even the most powerful house in their respective kingdomI find it funny that you actually believe this. They're the most powerful house in westeros
>>221622762The Tyrells rule over them.
>>221622721They long evolved over feudal landlords mentality and know soft power is superior (while still having a very, very considerable material power if needed). Hightowers are /GOT/ approved
>>221622791lollmao eventhe mad king also ruled the 7 kingdoms, not Tywin.
>>221622791Rule is an overstatement, they’re lords paramount and nobody in the Reach really respects them but they’re allowed their position due to their crops. The Hightowers stay out of the spotlight, they learned their lesson during the Dance.
>>221622721They're one of the most ancient if not THE most ancient house in westeros.They predate Valyria in its entirety.They control the entire flow of information across the 7 kingdomsThey control the educationThey're one of the richest houses They gatekeep magic for themselves while cutting everyone else awayAnd while everyone targets on the big and fancy houses like Baratheons, Lannisters, Tyrells, etc. the Hightower just looms over everything
marg's mom is a hightower
>>221622715>its less immersive and real because you are somehow incapable of seeing the set right behind the character at all timesYou're describing why it's immersive thoughbeit, since you have a definite POV. This is how real life works, you're not looking at a stage, and the periphery is not in focus. > not when its constantly used > emulating success,That's my point. But there's nothing wrong with the techniques, 20 years down the line only the gems will be remembered and the ones that used desaturation and shallow depth of field will have that be part of their success. Just like the brown and beige 70s Shogun isn't remarked upon by the people who hate the new one. > nobody can argue that GoT's early seasons with its frequen real sets and location shoots look worse than the digital slop that is hotdYou almost reveal the sleight of hand you're attempting here by the weasel word "early". Because you know that GoT looked shit after the first few seasons despite the real sets and locations. The problem wasn't "they went digital" either, because the quality drop is in the physical sets, locations and the costuming. Therefore, it's not a "practical vs digital" problem. The problem is latter GoT and HotD are bad shows, for a multitude of reasons. People like to throw the word "slop" around, but their thinking is a lot sloppier.
>>221622888>You're describing why it's immersive thoughbeit, since you have a definite POV. This is how real life works, you're not looking at a stage, and the periphery is not in focus.real life lets me look at different things when i stand in front of a person instead of nothing but their face. video cameras arent meant to emulate human eyesight, they can capture more information at a time, and it wasn't until cheap digital DoF that hacks started using it to mask lazy production design that all of a sudden cameras are "being immersive">Because you know that GoT looked shit after the first few seasons despite the real sets and locations.no. it looked great. all because it wasn't produced in the post covid, digital slop, sound stage 100% production era.>Therefore, it's not a "practical vs digital" problem.on the contrary. it is nothing but. digital productions make people lazy, and it shows.
>>221622791LolLmao even
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